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.@retardedwriter satya vachhan | .@retardedwriter true statement |
@narendramodi Tera hardwork dekh kar Harvard wale bhi sharma gaye kis ulloo ne kaha tha #notebandi karne ko " RBI ki saakh mitti mein mila di | @narendramodi Seeing your hardwork, even the Harvard owls were blushing, which owl said to make #notebandi " you dissolved rbi's pride in mud |
@someUSER @someUSER and @someUSER all on the jonathan ross show tonight = terrif sat night in ! well done @someUSER #toofunny | @someUSER @someUSER and @someUSER all on the jonathan ross show tonight , terrifying sat night in ! well done @someUSER #toofunny |
Dubai me bday mana rahi ho .. aur kya chahiye | celebrating birthday in dubai... what more you want |
@narendramodi kadi ninda se kuch nhi hoga sahaj sikhana hoga unhe revenge has to be taken against terrorist #SurgicalStrike again . | @narendramodi Strong condemnation will do nothing, they need to learn a lesson, revenge has to be taken against terrorist #SurgicalStrike again . |
G1: Kinni achhi lipstick hai yaar, kaun so hai?
G2: Laal hai
G1: Kaunsi 'braand' ya?
G1: Sarojnee
#DelhiGirlsBeLike | G1: you lipstick is so good, which one is it?
G2: It's red
G1: which brand is it?
G1: Sarojnee
#DelhiGirlsBeLike |
.@2witsofwisdom Main to ready hoon ji, yeh log bhaag rahe hain @sardesairajdeep @VishalDadlani | .@2witsofwisdom i am ready, these people are running @sardesairajdeep @VishalDadlani |
What the hell!! Roz ka din rape ki news se start ho raha hai. Insan nahi saale bhediye bhare pade hai maar daalo saalo ko.. jahan dikhe thok do koi case vase chalane ki zarurat nahi | What the hell!! the days news start with rape alert. there are no humans in city, all are wolves .. wherever you see them, just shoot them without filling any case |
bhai Mujhe Apna twitter account password de doo pls :p :p :p :p :p :p | bro give me your twiiter account password please |
HAARNA NAHI HAI PANDYA!
#INDvENGpic.twitter.com/ClApEtQS7T | you should not lose pandya!
#INDvENGpic.twitter.com/ClApEtQS7T |
Aaj tak par news sache hai plss reply ......Ansar | news on aaj tak are real please reply ......Ansar |
Maybe just trying to be friend ..... Could be of great help would do your assignments for free | ) |
Bhai sab theek? Pyar hamein bhi hai tujhse | bro everything alright? we love you too |
Ja kar Naam puch lo , itna sharmate kyo ho . She will like it . | just go and ask her , why are you being so shy. She will like it . |
@radhesen @mandar2404 @maddyisms @snpunjabi @kaunmann @vivekgirotra @GeoPhunk May La Dilon Ka Aata Hai | @radhesen @mandar2404 @maddyisms @snpunjabi @kaunmann @vivekgirotra @GeoPhunk fair of hearts come |
Mall ma ladkiya aur daaru ke theke pe ladke same cheez sochte hai..
Ye bhi le lu.. Wo bhi le lu.. | In the mall, boys think the same thing seeing girls and drinks bar
I should take this.. and this too.. |
@someUSER absolutely nothing will , they will be best friends forever :') when they won the nta award for the 10th year that has to be . . . . | @someUSER absolutely nothing will , they will be best friends forever when they won the nta award for the 10th year that has to be . . . . |
beta guddu if Laila see it, it will be disgracefu | s onguddu if Laila see it, it will be disgraceful |
Respected sir aap aaj pure Bharat ki ummid ho ...ek naya savera aapne hi janta ko dikhaya he...ap dhup bhi nikaliye... | Respected sir today you are hope of all nation ...you have shown a new dawn to the people...now let the sunshine appear... |
future like "Mera Tattoo bada hokar IIT jaega" ?? https://twitter.com/Monique_essence/status/620963301019652096 … | future like "my tatto will grow and go to iit" ?? https://twitter.com/Monique_essence/status/620963301019652096 … |
@SritikaDhar Aisa kya hogaya? | @SritikaDhar what happened to you? |
Stardust awards kachra hai. | Stardust awards are garbage . |
reality - power point me slide show start karne ke liye f5 press karo . | reality - to start slide show in power point press f5. |
@AwaraRish ek vote kar Hi do | @AwaraRish give a vote atleast |
@ek_samosa_dena aa bail mujhe maar | @ek_samosa_dena you bull hit me |
bhai wo bidi nahi peeti.. gutkha khati hai Khaini ke saath @angryoungwoman | bro she doesn't smoke cigarettes.. she Gutkha eats with khaini @angryoungwoman |
@Sychlops puchta bhi hai aur aise bhi bolta hai, stupid part 2? | @Sychlops you are asking and saying these things, stupid part 2? |
@janimynk @Maddy_Saheb @bhakht @MODIsWarrior 2 ghante se Google kar raha hun . reat great l b shastri ji , gandhi was a self proclaimed " mahat | @janimynk @Maddy_Saheb @bhakht @MODIsWarrior googling since 2 hours. great l b shashtri, gandhi were self proclaimed great |
Karachi : Korangi Crossing Se 2 Afrad Ki Lashain Baramad Donu Afrad Ko Firing Kr K Qatal Kiya Gaya Police #KARACHI #NEWS #UPDATE ( 11AM ) | Karachi : Two Afraad's corpses recovered from Korangi crossing, both Afraad were killed in firing Police #KARACHI #NEWS #UPDATE ( 11AM ) |
ye unwanted log har match me jaroor tapkte h ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | these unwanted people always comes to spectate matches |
@MeetUunngLee LOL! Bola tha, chal daaru toh waise bhi pilaunga Hi tujhe darling | @MeetUunngLee i said, lets go, anyway i'm going to buy a whiskey for you darling |
@LoKarDi_RT mute nahi kiya ab tak | @LoKarDi_RT haven't mute it till now |
@rajnishtrip woh to Rahul Baba sevan kar gaye @kinjealous @Atheist_Krishna | @rajnishtrip rahul baba has gone to eat @kinjealous @Atheist_Krishna |
*Mummy ko mere bag se gutkha mila*
Mom- Beta mat khaya karo
*Mummy ko bag se Maggi mili*
Mom- Chappal kaha hai meri.. Bohot bigad gaya hai | *Mummy found out tobacco from my bag*
Mom- son please don't eat it
*Mummy found out Maggi from my bag*
Mom- i will hit you with my slippers.. you have ruined yourself |
@Sand_In_Deed logo ko samaj hi nahi aaya.. | @Sand_In_Deed people haven't understood |
#GST #Petrol prices common janta ke jaan ley rahi or kitna lootna bake hai ? Hadd hai yar..... isse better to Congress thi aisa lag raha hai | #GST #Petrol prices are taking lives of common people, how much more you will loot from us ? its has crossed the limit..... congress government was a lot better than this |
@sailorsmoon Poore India wale lage pade hai.. yaayyy | @sailorsmoon all indians are working for it.. |
@LoKarDi_RT bhaagne ki taiyaari kar lo | @LoKarDi_RT be prepared to run |
@indiantweeter jyada angrej ban raha hai kya. Gusalkhana likhne me sharm aati hai !! | @indiantweeter are you being foreigner. are you ahamed of writing bathroom |
@LoKarDi_RT Kabhi haan kabhi naa | @LoKarDi_RT sometimes yes sometimes no |
@MeThePooh nitish or amrit dono ke khilaaf EC shud take action
#NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit | @MeThePooh ec should take action against both nitish and amrit
#NitishKaAgentPratyayaAmrit |
guddu ka bag hai ya parachute ? | it's guddu's bag or parachute? |
@tweeting_pal cheetah bhi peeta hai !! | @tweeting_pal cheetah also drinks ! |
mere baare mein toh tumne ye kabhi nahi bola... @bhaiyyajispeaks | you haven't said this to me ever... @bhaiyyajispeaks |
Amazing .. #virat #dhoni ko fail kar diya aaj #harmanpreet ki is #WomensWorldCup 2017 k #Semifinal ki shandar pari ne .. hatsoff 0 #AUSvIND | Amazing .. today #harmanpreet failed #virat #dhoni for her amazing performance in #Semifinal of #WomensWorldCup 2017 .. hatsoff 0 #AUSvIND |
Bhai @ek_samosa_dena & @Dishasatra tumlog dikh gaye audience mein! Aaj ki raat hai zindagi! | bro @ek_samosa_dena & @Dishasatra seen you in the audience! today's night is life! |
mere pakistani bhaiyo . . . . . . . . . apne sare patakhe hume hi bhej do kyunki jis terah tumhari team khel rahi hai us tereh to tum log koi patakhe na jla paoge | my pakistani brothers . . . . . . . . . you sell us all your crackers, because the way your team is playing you won't be able to light the crackers |
Haha, perfect. Main bhi yahin hu :D
Phone karta hu, Saturday shaam ka koi machan kar lete hai. What say? | perfect. i'm here too
i'm calling, lets have fun on saturday night. What say? |
shukriya @dpd111 @gautamrajrishi @swapnilktiwari @mishrashiv | thanks @dpd111 @gautamrajrishi @swapnilktiwari @mishrashiv |
" Happy birthday " * lal krishna advanji sir *- | " Happy birthday " * lal krishna advani sir *- |
She called her roomie after reaching her place, saying Urvi yaar 150 udhaar de de plz. Haan kutti pehle ke 600 aur ye dungi, abhi neeche aa | She called her roomie after reaching her place, saying Urvi you please return my 150 that i lent you. i will give this amount and the 600 from earlier, now come down |
@krazyfrog society ke saamne paan wala hai uska tak yahi hairstyle hai.pic.twitter.com/TFOGhCt4DW | Even the paan seller in sitting in front of @krazyfrog society has hairstyle pic.twitter.com/TFOGhCt4DW |
@SatanKiNani gharneda hota tumcha joke | @SatanKiNani your joke was bad |
Hamara neta kaisa ho.. Chota Bheem jaisa ho !!
RT @HasibaAmin 'Naarebaazi' at Shri. Rahul Gandhi's road show! :)pic.twitter.com/EU48h7sE9t | what should be our leader like . he should be like Chota Bheem
RT @HasibaAmin 'Naarebaazi' at Shri. Rahul Gandhi's road show! :)pic.twitter.com/EU48h7sE9t |
Happy Mahashivratri . Om Namah Sivaay :) | Happy Mahashivratri . Om Namah Shivaay |
First, Kejriwal ne dharna de kar rayte ka samaan jama kiya
Second, Sarkaar bana kar, Rayta banaya
Third, Kumar Vishwas ne #RaitaFailaDiya | First, Kejriwal called for a srtrike to collect items for rayta
Second, he made government to cook rayta
Third, Kumar Vishwas spread it over #RaitaFailaDiya |
Happy bday @YesIamSaffron frnd.. Bhagwaan kare aapke paas Sonia Gandhi jitna paisa aur Digvijay Singh jitni biwiya mile | Happy bday @YesIamSaffron friend.. GOd wish you have wealth like sonia gandhi and relationsips like digvijaya singh |
@Connoisier hume bhi milwao kabhi usse | @Connoisier let us also meet them |
Sir, mujhe aashirwad do main tumhare nek feminists raahon par chalna chahta hu, agenda uncha rahe hamara. | sir, bless me, I want to walk in the path of your noble Feminists, our agenda is high.
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@praktabh bahut badiya ... gali dene me PHD kie ho | @praktabh very good.. you did phd in saying abusive words |
shhh.. Pata nahi hai kisi ko | ) |
bhai pagalpan hai woh, emo kar deta hai | bro he is mad, he makes me emotional |
@HaramiParindey Bhai tu mahan hai | @HaramiParindey bro you are great |
Ye tir kahi #Ravan ko miss kar ke kisi #aamadmi ko naa lag jaye " samhhal ke mariyega sir. #Notebandi and #Gst ki tarah misfire na ho jaye. | these arrows might miss #ravana and hit #aamadmi " hit it carefully. don't misfire it like #Notebandi and #Gst |
i'm sharing my candy with lyric , alena , dejanae and marquell tomorrow =) | i'm sharing my candy with lyric , alena , dejanae and marquell tomorrow |
#Dhoni sir aap kuch waqt or le sakte the " koi apne fans ko is tarah chhod ke jata h kya " | #Dhoni sir you can take some more time "does any one leaves his/her fans like this " |
@coolfunnytshirt Yahan par sabhi fakr hai. | @coolfunnytshirt everyone is proud here |
Shortest short story in gujarati literature .... just in two lines ... called " # " " ... ... http://t.co/3VllKgNaPn | Shortest short story in gujarati literature .... just in two lines ... called " # " ... ... http://t.co/3VllKgNaPn |
RT @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara wow nanu papa | RT @AfsanaMeet : @Gurmeetramrahim #PiousBhandara wow nanu and papa |
:D' lagane se jalan kam nahi hoti. Use burnolhttps://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/882827588334432257 … | applying it will relax your jealousy. Use burnol https://twitter.com/Shehla_Rashid/status/882827588334432257 … |
Pehle Seeta mata ko le gaye aur ab match. Kaise begairath padosi hain yaar! | First they took away seeta and now match. how cheap neighbours we have |
@masala_chaas arey yaha to zyada salary wale bhi jalte hai | @masala_chaas here the people with more salary also heats up |
@jairajsonicivil 10 saal satta me reh kar bijli bhi nahi di gyi isse #FailedCMNitish | @jairajsonicivil even after 10 years of government he haven't given electricity #FailedCMNitish |
@zoowaker aaj hi kaate :( | @zoowaker they cut it today |
@Ra_Bies Jab Panga liya to darna kya. Panga liya koi chori nahi ki.. Chup chup sly karna kya.. Jab Panga liya to darna kya. | @Ra_Bies What to fear when we took up the challenge. we accepted the challenge not a stealing job.. silence and sly.. What to fear when we took up the challenge |
@journojuno zye oonth pahaad se bhi lamba hai LOL! | @journojuno camel is taller than mountain |
Kashmir bhi hamara, match bhi hamara. #INDvPAK | kashmir belongs to us, and now match too. #INDvPAK |
yeh salman khan ki purani aadat hai.... late aana :p | this is bad habit of salmaan khan.... he comes late |
@Atheist_Krishna mujhe yaad karna bhai | ) |
Chhodo bekaar ki baaton mein .... | leave all the rubbish talks |
staff room me sirf un ladkiyon ko entry milti thi jo madam ki full chamchi hoti thi :@ | staff rooms only allows the girls who are full sycophant of madam :@ |
kejri sullo ka chamcha hai , jago hindu jago | kejri is sycophant of sullo , wake up hindus wake up |
abhi trailor kuchh mahine pahle dekha tha ? . . . . | seen the trailer few months back ? . . . . |
Bahot hi achhe dinhttps://twitter.com/htTweets/status/599197476613062657 … | very very good days https://twitter.com/htTweets/status/599197476613062657 … |
Aaj Australians se zyada sledging to @Nomadic_Soul_ kar rahi hai.. Hahaha keep it up | today @Nomadic_Soul_ is sledging more than australians. keep it up |
@buklolchi @bhak_sala chalu hai | @buklolchi @bhak_sala he is cunning |
yeh hota tha ghar pe jab english mein kamm number aate the . . | this use to happen when i get low grades in english |
#WorstChildhoodRumors
Beta soja ..Soja nahi to Gabbar Singh aa jaayega. | #WorstChildhoodRumors
sleep son ..otherwise gabbar will come |
.@Paid_Journalist saawan ke andhe ko har taraf hariyali nazar aati hai bhai | .@Paid_Journalist blind of spring can see greenery everywhere around |
denzel washington & | brian geraghty gear up for one heck of a ride in this exclusive clip from flight ! see it tomorrow . http/URL |
@AviralKapoor_ Job ke saath sab kuch free milta hai @UnSubtleDesi | @AviralKapoor_ everything gets at free with the job @UnSubtleDesi |
Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up … . Girl | Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . Boy |
AZAAD DESH KE NAAGRIKON TUMHARA ARTIFICIAL PATRIOTISM JATAANE KA WAQT AAGAYA HAI.
JAI HIND! | citizens of free country, time has come to express your artificila patriotism.
JAI HIND! |
.@imVkohli @henrygayle Get ready to get *Gayle ke to beti bhi ho gayi" aur tune abhi tak shaadi bhi nahi ki. | .@imVkohli @henrygayle Get ready to get *Gayle has got a daughter" and you haven't even married yet |
44 walo ke bure din chalu hai.. Sonia ji sambhal jaaye.. Ab bhi time haihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/631702828793200641 … | 44 has a bad time.. sonia be careful.. even now you have time https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/631702828793200641 … |
@lack_a_daisy Bye ? Abhi to party shuru huee hai | @lack_a_daisy Bye ? now the party has started |
Kya tumne kabhi kisise pyar kiya? Aur usne tumhe dhoka diya?https://twitter.com/chintskap/status/596379389304012800 … | have you ever been in love with someone? and he/she betrayed you?https://twitter.com/chintskap/status/596379389304012800 … |
World Cup chahe khatam hogayi ho, daaru abhi baaki hai mere dost. | World Cup might have ended, but we still have alcohol left my friend |
@retardedwriter Mujhe aana tha Kanpur :'( | @retardedwriter i wish to come to kanpur |
@engg89 Shukriya Sir! | @engg89 Thank you sir |
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