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what do you mean
while you are using the bathroom i will order some food
1,901
while you are using the bathroom i will order some food
do not order for me i am not hungry
1,902
do not order for me i am not hungry
i am very hungry i will order for you and then i will eat yours
1,903
this is such a long light
look how many cars are waiting in line
1,904
look how many cars are waiting in line
they need a leftturn arrow
1,905
they need a leftturn arrow
only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes
1,906
only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes
we will be here forever
1,907
we will be here forever
get out of this lane
1,908
get out of this lane
but we need to turn left
1,909
but we need to turn left
forget it go straight
1,910
forget it go straight
then what
1,911
then what
then we will just make a uturn
1,912
then we will just make a uturn
and then we can turn right at the light
1,913
and then we can turn right at the light
good idea it will be so much quicker
1,914
i need a cheap car
how much money do you have
1,915
how much money do you have
well that should get you something
1,916
well that should get you something
but i need something that is reliable
1,917
but i need something that is reliable
you need a car with low mileage
1,918
you need a car with low mileage
a car that was owned by a little old lady
1,919
a car that was owned by a little old lady
where have you looked
1,920
where have you looked
i have not looked anywhere yet
1,921
i have not looked anywhere yet
why not
1,922
why not
because i will never find one for such a low price
1,923
because i will never find one for such a low price
you are right about that keep saving your money
1,924
good afternoon officer
your drivers license and registration please
1,925
your drivers license and registration please
here you go
1,926
here you go
do you know why i pulled you over
1,927
do you know why i pulled you over
i have no idea all of a sudden i heard your siren
1,928
i have no idea all of a sudden i heard your siren
you rolled through that stop sign back there
1,929
you rolled through that stop sign back there
but i stopped
1,930
but i stopped
no you did not you slowed down but you did not come to a full stop
1,931
no you did not you slowed down but you did not come to a full stop
well nobody else does so why should i
1,932
well nobody else does so why should i
that is not the attitude of a good driver
1,933
that is not the attitude of a good driver
but i am a good driver i have never had a ticket in my life
1,934
but i am a good driver i have never had a ticket in my life
well you have got one now here have a nice day
1,935
i cannot believe it
what are you talking about
1,936
what are you talking about
i got a ticket downtown for
1,937
i got a ticket downtown for
were you speeding
1,938
were you speeding
no i was crossing the street
1,939
no i was crossing the street
were you jaywalking
1,940
were you jaywalking
no i was in the crosswalk
1,941
no i was in the crosswalk
so why did you get a ticket
1,942
so why did you get a ticket
the officer said the red hand was blinking
1,943
the officer said the red hand was blinking
was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk
1,944
was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk
no the white walk sign was blinking
1,945
no the white walk sign was blinking
you should fight that ticket i will be your witness
1,946
they were in a crosswalk near school at am
who
1,947
who
two students from usc
1,948
two students from usc
what happened
1,949
what happened
a speeding car ran a red light killing the girl
1,950
a speeding car ran a red light killing the girl
what happened to the other student
1,951
what happened to the other student
he landed on the hood of the car
1,952
he landed on the hood of the car
did he get off the hood
1,953
did he get off the hood
no the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood
1,954
no the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood
i will bet the car continued on its way
1,955
i will bet the car continued on its way
of course it did why stop after you have run over two people
1,956
of course it did why stop after you have run over two people
i hope they find them and put them in jail for life
1,957
what happened to your car
i got a dent in the parking lot
1,958
i got a dent in the parking lot
how did you get it
1,959
how did you get it
i do not know maybe it was from a shopping cart
1,960
i do not know maybe it was from a shopping cart
those shopping carts are dangerous
1,961
those shopping carts are dangerous
especially the metal ones
1,962
especially the metal ones
i do not park at a store that uses metal shopping carts
1,963
i do not park at a store that uses metal shopping carts
that is a good idea but there was a good sale at this store
1,964
that is a good idea but there was a good sale at this store
did you save any money on the sale
1,965
did you save any money on the sale
yes i did i saved about
1,966
yes i did i saved about
that is great
1,967
that is great
yes except this dent will cost about
1,968
did you see titanic
yes it is a great movie
1,969
yes it is a great movie
i saw it twelve times
1,970
i saw it twelve times
i saw it eight times
1,971
i saw it eight times
i have the dvd
1,972
i have the dvd
so do i
1,973
so do i
lets go to your home
1,974
lets go to your home
we can watch my dvd
1,975
we can watch my dvd
and then we can go to my home
1,976
and then we can go to my home
and watch your dvd
1,977
and watch your dvd
i always cry at the end
1,978
i always cry at the end
me too it is so sad
1,979
lets play cards
i do not know any card games
1,980
i do not know any card games
i will teach you one
1,981
i will teach you one
okay what will you teach me
1,982
okay what will you teach me
it is called poker
1,983
it is called poker
is it easy to learn
1,984
is it easy to learn
yes it will only take about minutes
1,985
yes it will only take about minutes
okay teach me how to play
1,986
okay teach me how to play
we each get five cards
1,987
we each get five cards
oh look i have four tens
1,988
oh look i have four tens
that is great but you are not supposed to tell me
1,989
that is great but you are not supposed to tell me
oh sorry okay i do not have four tens
1,990
i am a good card player
why is that
1,991
why is that
because i watch the other players
1,992
because i watch the other players
what do you mean
1,993
what do you mean
people will tell you if they have a good hand
1,994
people will tell you if they have a good hand
how do they do that
1,995
how do they do that
for example a friend of mine licks his lips
1,996
for example a friend of mine licks his lips
when he licks his lips you know he has a good hand
1,997
when he licks his lips you know he has a good hand
i know he has a good hand so i do not bet
1,998
i know he has a good hand so i do not bet
he never wins your money
1,999
he never wins your money
nope and it drives him crazy