id int64 0 3.72k | question stringlengths 2 96 | answer stringlengths 2 96 |
|---|---|---|
2,300 | what do you mean | he is old enough to be my father yet he asked me out |
2,301 | he is old enough to be my father yet he asked me out | well you cannot blame a man for asking |
2,302 | well you cannot blame a man for asking | he should act his age |
2,303 | he should act his age | but a lot of old people are still interested in dating |
2,304 | but a lot of old people are still interested in dating | they should find a nice hobby |
2,305 | they should find a nice hobby | just wait until you are years old |
2,306 | just wait until you are years old | dating will be the furthest thing from my mind |
2,307 | dating will be the furthest thing from my mind | that is what you say now wait till you are |
2,308 | does your girlfriend ever make you angry | sometimes |
2,309 | sometimes | what does she do |
2,310 | what does she do | just yesterday i told her i would not trade her for all the money in the world |
2,311 | just yesterday i told her i would not trade her for all the money in the world | that was a nice thing to say |
2,312 | that was a nice thing to say | that is what i thought |
2,313 | that is what i thought | what did she say |
2,314 | what did she say | she laughed she did not believe me |
2,315 | she laughed she did not believe me | that was not very nice of her |
2,316 | that was not very nice of her | she said that nothing is more important to me than money |
2,317 | she said that nothing is more important to me than money | what did you say |
2,318 | what did you say | i told her i would not trade her for any other woman in the world |
2,319 | some people have good noses | i wish i had a good nose mine is way too big |
2,320 | i wish i had a good nose mine is way too big | i do not mean goodlooking i mean goodsmelling |
2,321 | i do not mean goodlooking i mean goodsmelling | oh but that can be a curse |
2,322 | oh but that can be a curse | yes because you can be too sensitive to odors |
2,323 | yes because you can be too sensitive to odors | i will say my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog |
2,324 | i will say my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog | did she catch you using drugs |
2,325 | did she catch you using drugs | sort of she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette |
2,326 | sort of she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette | you do not need a good nose for thata cigarettes stink |
2,327 | you do not need a good nose for thata cigarettes stink | but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning she can smell it that evening |
2,328 | but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning she can smell it that evening | boy that is a good nose |
2,329 | boy that is a good nose | i told her she should apply for a job at customs |
2,330 | lets go out to eat | that sounds like fun |
2,331 | that sounds like fun | where do you want to go |
2,332 | where do you want to go | let me think a minute |
2,333 | let me think a minute | i feel like chinese |
2,334 | i feel like chinese | that sounds delicious |
2,335 | that sounds delicious | i know a good chinese restaurant |
2,336 | i know a good chinese restaurant | how far away is it |
2,337 | how far away is it | it is only minutes from here |
2,338 | it is only minutes from here | do we need reservations |
2,339 | do we need reservations | oh no we can walk right in |
2,340 | oh no we can walk right in | lets go now i am hungry |
2,341 | i cannot believe how long this line is | this is a popular restaurant is not it |
2,342 | this is a popular restaurant is not it | yes but it is not a fastfood restaurant is it |
2,343 | yes but it is not a fastfood restaurant is it | it is the slowest hamburger in town |
2,344 | it is the slowest hamburger in town | that is because they cook it while you wait |
2,345 | that is because they cook it while you wait | yes that is why it is also the best hamburger in town |
2,346 | yes that is why it is also the best hamburger in town | a great burger and great service |
2,347 | a great burger and great service | yes the workers are very polite |
2,348 | yes the workers are very polite | and they are clean |
2,349 | and they are clean | i have been coming here for years |
2,350 | i have been coming here for years | me too |
2,351 | me too | excuse me they just called my number |
2,352 | lunch was delicious | thank you |
2,353 | thank you | what kind of soup was that |
2,354 | what kind of soup was that | it was tomato soup |
2,355 | it was tomato soup | that tasted so good |
2,356 | that tasted so good | i put lemon and butter in it |
2,357 | i put lemon and butter in it | the sandwich was good too |
2,358 | the sandwich was good too | everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches |
2,359 | everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches | especially on toast |
2,360 | especially on toast | and the pickles were great too |
2,361 | and the pickles were great too | tomorrow we will have rice and fish for lunch |
2,362 | tomorrow we will have rice and fish for lunch | i cannot wait |
2,363 | i am calling the waiter | that is the matter |
2,364 | that is the matter | this steak has too much fat |
2,365 | this steak has too much fat | what do you want the waiter to do |
2,366 | what do you want the waiter to do | bring me a better steak |
2,367 | bring me a better steak | i would not do that |
2,368 | i would not do that | why not |
2,369 | why not | they will drop the new steak on the floor step on it and then spit on it |
2,370 | they will drop the new steak on the floor step on it and then spit on it | you are crazy |
2,371 | you are crazy | then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak |
2,372 | then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak | where do you get these crazy ideas |
2,373 | where do you get these crazy ideas | i used to cook in a restaurant |
2,374 | lets leave | but we just got here |
2,375 | but we just got here | did you see the waiters hands |
2,376 | did you see the waiters hands | no |
2,377 | no | he had dirty fingernails |
2,378 | he had dirty fingernails | really |
2,379 | really | his nails were black |
2,380 | his nails were black | that is disgusting |
2,381 | that is disgusting | and he poured water into our glasses |
2,382 | and he poured water into our glasses | yuck no water for me |
2,383 | yuck no water for me | i wonder if the cooks nails are dirty too |
2,384 | i wonder if the cooks nails are dirty too | who cares lets get out of here |
2,385 | this hot bread is delicious | i like this restaurant because they give you free bread |
2,386 | i like this restaurant because they give you free bread | well i think we are paying for it |
2,387 | well i think we are paying for it | no look at the bill when we get it theres no charge for the bread |
2,388 | no look at the bill when we get it theres no charge for the bread | it is delicious especially with butter |
2,389 | it is delicious especially with butter | i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread |
2,390 | i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread | they probably would not like that |
2,391 | they probably would not like that | i am eating so much bread that i am getting full |
2,392 | i am eating so much bread that i am getting full | then stop eating the bread |
2,393 | then stop eating the bread | okay just one more piece pass the butter please |
2,394 | okay just one more piece pass the butter please | if i owned a restaurant i would never serve hot bread before the main course |
2,395 | if i owned a restaurant i would never serve hot bread before the main course | that is terrible i would never go to your restaurant |
2,396 | is this a clean restaurant | well the tables and chairs look okay |
2,397 | well the tables and chairs look okay | okay lets sit down |
2,398 | okay lets sit down | check out the silverware |
2,399 | check out the silverware | it passes inspection |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.