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3,000 | i got a d in college chemistry | well a d is better than an f |
3,001 | well a d is better than an f | a tutor helped me get the d |
3,002 | a tutor helped me get the d | so you did not become a doctor |
3,003 | so you did not become a doctor | and now i am glad that i did not |
3,004 | and now i am glad that i did not | whys that |
3,005 | whys that | a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world |
3,006 | a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world | oh yes because of all the killer germs |
3,007 | oh yes because of all the killer germs | if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals |
3,008 | if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals | yes the smart doctors are those tv news doctorsa no hospitals no patients |
3,009 | i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up | why |
3,010 | why | because you get to meet a lot of people |
3,011 | because you get to meet a lot of people | you sure do |
3,012 | you sure do | and you get a lot of exercise every day |
3,013 | and you get a lot of exercise every day | that is the truth |
3,014 | that is the truth | and you get to play with a lot of dogs |
3,015 | and you get to play with a lot of dogs | well you are supposed to be working |
3,016 | well you are supposed to be working | yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs |
3,017 | yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs | what about the unfriendly dogs |
3,018 | what about the unfriendly dogs | i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you |
3,019 | i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you | dogs are like peoplea not all of them are friendly |
3,020 | i want to move to new york | to the state or the city |
3,021 | to the state or the city | to the city of course |
3,022 | to the city of course | why do you want to move there |
3,023 | why do you want to move there | because i want to make a lot of money |
3,024 | because i want to make a lot of money | there are a lot of poor people in new york |
3,025 | there are a lot of poor people in new york | there sure area at least a million |
3,026 | there sure area at least a million | so how do you plan to become rich |
3,027 | so how do you plan to become rich | i will knock on the doors of all the corporations |
3,028 | i will knock on the doors of all the corporations | that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you |
3,029 | that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you | i will keep knocking on doors |
3,030 | i will keep knocking on doors | all you will get is sore knuckles |
3,031 | i love salads | me too |
3,032 | me too | i usually eat a simple salad |
3,033 | i usually eat a simple salad | what do you put in it |
3,034 | what do you put in it | just lettuce tomato and celery |
3,035 | just lettuce tomato and celery | that is it |
3,036 | that is it | i add some pepper and salt |
3,037 | i add some pepper and salt | i always put cheese in my salads |
3,038 | i always put cheese in my salads | yes cheese is nice |
3,039 | yes cheese is nice | what kind of dressing do you use |
3,040 | what kind of dressing do you use | i pour lots of french dressing on top |
3,041 | i pour lots of french dressing on top | me too french dressing is so delicious who cares about calories |
3,042 | i love cheese | me too |
3,043 | me too | where does cheese come from |
3,044 | where does cheese come from | it comes from cows |
3,045 | it comes from cows | so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too |
3,046 | so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too | yes we do |
3,047 | yes we do | what else do we get from cows |
3,048 | what else do we get from cows | we get hamburgers and steak |
3,049 | we get hamburgers and steak | oh that is so delicious |
3,050 | oh that is so delicious | we also get leather |
3,051 | we also get leather | we get a lot of things from cows do not we |
3,052 | we get a lot of things from cows do not we | yes a cow is mangs best friend |
3,053 | i used to work in a deli | how did you like it |
3,054 | how did you like it | i loved it |
3,055 | i loved it | did you get free food |
3,056 | did you get free food | i ate free cheese and meat every day |
3,057 | i ate free cheese and meat every day | that sounds like a great job |
3,058 | that sounds like a great job | whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me |
3,059 | whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me | did you get fat |
3,060 | did you get fat | no but i did put on a few pounds |
3,061 | no but i did put on a few pounds | that sounds like a dream job |
3,062 | that sounds like a dream job | it was until one day my manager caught me |
3,063 | it was until one day my manager caught me | no more free cheese for you huh |
3,064 | i am on a new diet | what are you eating now |
3,065 | what are you eating now | i switched from pasta to potatoes |
3,066 | i switched from pasta to potatoes | why did you do that |
3,067 | why did you do that | pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food |
3,068 | pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food | natural food has more vitamins |
3,069 | natural food has more vitamins | and it is just as easy to prepare |
3,070 | and it is just as easy to prepare | how do you prepare the potatoes |
3,071 | how do you prepare the potatoes | i wash them and then steam them for minutes |
3,072 | i wash them and then steam them for minutes | that is pretty simple |
3,073 | that is pretty simple | then i add butter salt and pepper |
3,074 | then i add butter salt and pepper | can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta |
3,075 | my girlfriends mom got mad at me at the dinner table | why was that |
3,076 | why was that | i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it |
3,077 | i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it | that is the matter with that |
3,078 | that is the matter with that | her mom is a great cook |
3,079 | her mom is a great cook | so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything |
3,080 | so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything | it hurt her feelings |
3,081 | it hurt her feelings | oh |
3,082 | oh | i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset |
3,083 | i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset | maybe you should not eat there again |
3,084 | maybe you should not eat there again | i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two |
3,085 | i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two | it is your girlfriends fault she should have warned you |
3,086 | i eat the same thing every day | you are kidding |
3,087 | you are kidding | no i am serious |
3,088 | no i am serious | does not that get old |
3,089 | does not that get old | no because i am eating food that i like |
3,090 | no because i am eating food that i like | but the same thing day after day gets old |
3,091 | but the same thing day after day gets old | well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different |
3,092 | well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different | do you eat fruits and vegetables every day |
3,093 | do you eat fruits and vegetables every day | no i hate vegetables |
3,094 | no i hate vegetables | but you eat fruits |
3,095 | but you eat fruits | i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day |
3,096 | i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day | well theres nothing wrong with that |
3,097 | theres something wrong with my orange | that is wrong |
3,098 | that is wrong | it is not orange |
3,099 | it is not orange | your orange is not orange |
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