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i got a d in college chemistry
well a d is better than an f
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well a d is better than an f
a tutor helped me get the d
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a tutor helped me get the d
so you did not become a doctor
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so you did not become a doctor
and now i am glad that i did not
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and now i am glad that i did not
whys that
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whys that
a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world
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a hospital is the most dangerous place in the world
oh yes because of all the killer germs
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oh yes because of all the killer germs
if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals
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if you are a smart doctor you stay away from hospitals
yes the smart doctors are those tv news doctorsa no hospitals no patients
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i want to be a mail carrier when i grow up
why
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why
because you get to meet a lot of people
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because you get to meet a lot of people
you sure do
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you sure do
and you get a lot of exercise every day
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and you get a lot of exercise every day
that is the truth
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that is the truth
and you get to play with a lot of dogs
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and you get to play with a lot of dogs
well you are supposed to be working
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well you are supposed to be working
yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs
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yes but i will always pet the friendly dogs
what about the unfriendly dogs
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what about the unfriendly dogs
i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you
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i think if you are friendly to dogs they are friendly to you
dogs are like peoplea not all of them are friendly
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i want to move to new york
to the state or the city
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to the state or the city
to the city of course
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to the city of course
why do you want to move there
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why do you want to move there
because i want to make a lot of money
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because i want to make a lot of money
there are a lot of poor people in new york
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there are a lot of poor people in new york
there sure area at least a million
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there sure area at least a million
so how do you plan to become rich
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so how do you plan to become rich
i will knock on the doors of all the corporations
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i will knock on the doors of all the corporations
that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you
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that will not make you rich nobody will talk to you
i will keep knocking on doors
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i will keep knocking on doors
all you will get is sore knuckles
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i love salads
me too
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me too
i usually eat a simple salad
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i usually eat a simple salad
what do you put in it
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what do you put in it
just lettuce tomato and celery
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just lettuce tomato and celery
that is it
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that is it
i add some pepper and salt
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i add some pepper and salt
i always put cheese in my salads
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i always put cheese in my salads
yes cheese is nice
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yes cheese is nice
what kind of dressing do you use
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what kind of dressing do you use
i pour lots of french dressing on top
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i pour lots of french dressing on top
me too french dressing is so delicious who cares about calories
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i love cheese
me too
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me too
where does cheese come from
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where does cheese come from
it comes from cows
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it comes from cows
so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too
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so we get cheese from cows and we get milk too
yes we do
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yes we do
what else do we get from cows
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what else do we get from cows
we get hamburgers and steak
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we get hamburgers and steak
oh that is so delicious
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oh that is so delicious
we also get leather
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we also get leather
we get a lot of things from cows do not we
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we get a lot of things from cows do not we
yes a cow is mangs best friend
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i used to work in a deli
how did you like it
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how did you like it
i loved it
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i loved it
did you get free food
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did you get free food
i ate free cheese and meat every day
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i ate free cheese and meat every day
that sounds like a great job
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that sounds like a great job
whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me
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whatever a customer ordered i sliced off a little more for me
did you get fat
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did you get fat
no but i did put on a few pounds
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no but i did put on a few pounds
that sounds like a dream job
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that sounds like a dream job
it was until one day my manager caught me
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it was until one day my manager caught me
no more free cheese for you huh
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i am on a new diet
what are you eating now
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what are you eating now
i switched from pasta to potatoes
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i switched from pasta to potatoes
why did you do that
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why did you do that
pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food
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pasta is processed food potatoes are natural food
natural food has more vitamins
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natural food has more vitamins
and it is just as easy to prepare
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and it is just as easy to prepare
how do you prepare the potatoes
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how do you prepare the potatoes
i wash them and then steam them for minutes
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i wash them and then steam them for minutes
that is pretty simple
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that is pretty simple
then i add butter salt and pepper
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then i add butter salt and pepper
can i have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta
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my girlfriends mom got mad at me at the dinner table
why was that
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why was that
i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it
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i sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before i tasted it
that is the matter with that
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that is the matter with that
her mom is a great cook
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her mom is a great cook
so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything
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so a little salt and pepper never hurt anything
it hurt her feelings
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it hurt her feelings
oh
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oh
i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset
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i apologized to her but i could tell she was still upset
maybe you should not eat there again
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maybe you should not eat there again
i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two
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i am sure everything will be okay in a day or two
it is your girlfriends fault she should have warned you
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i eat the same thing every day
you are kidding
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you are kidding
no i am serious
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no i am serious
does not that get old
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does not that get old
no because i am eating food that i like
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no because i am eating food that i like
but the same thing day after day gets old
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but the same thing day after day gets old
well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different
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well i guess if it ever does get old i will change to something different
do you eat fruits and vegetables every day
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do you eat fruits and vegetables every day
no i hate vegetables
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no i hate vegetables
but you eat fruits
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but you eat fruits
i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day
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i eat two apples one banana and one orange every day
well theres nothing wrong with that
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theres something wrong with my orange
that is wrong
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that is wrong
it is not orange
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it is not orange
your orange is not orange