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to reaching SummerCon and they all arrived at the same time. Lucifer 666 and |
Synthetic Slug got a room, while the others crashed in the Phrack Inc. room. |
SummerCon '88; Back At Lambert Friday Afternoon, July 22, 1988 |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
It was time for another trip to the airport for me, Taran, Tuc, and Forest |
Ranger. We arrived just in time to meet up with The Mentor and Cisban Evil |
Priest. They were easy to spot because they were the only guys on the plane |
that were not wearing suits and/or did not have any children with them. |
Once greetings had taken place, Mentor unveiled a surprise -- buttons |
especially made for distribution at SummerCon '88. Created with a laser |
printer they displayed a large "NO FEDS" with a circle and line through it |
(like a No U-Turn sign), and also naming The Phoenix Project (the board), the |
baud rate, and phone number. He brought more than enough for everyone. |
After some running around the airport and a brief lounge at one of the |
airport's bars, we proceeded to meet up with Control C and Bad Subscript who |
had flown in from Detroit, Michigan. We divided up again and headed for the |
hotel. Taran King, Tuc, and Cisban Evil Priest rode with me while The Mentor, |
Control C, and Bad Subscript rode with Forest Ranger. Control C decided he was |
hungry and FR drove to the nearest McDonald's where he went on to cut off a |
customer in the drive-through lane and pulled right to the window to pick up |
some food... not his food, but who cares. |
"That will be $3.00, sir." |
"What exactly do I get for my $3.00?" |
"Two regular cheese burgers, a large fries, and a large Coke." |
"Okay!" |
They took it and left, leaving McDonald's in a total disarray for at least a |
half hour. |
The Mentor and Cisban Evil Priest as well as Control C and Bad Subscript both |
got rooms and from there SummerCon '88 really began. |
SummerCon '88; Let The Good Times Roll Friday Night, July 22, 1988 |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
Basically it was just a big party from here on, with the old phreaks meeting |
the new, and some re-acquaintances. Control C brought down some gifts as well |
-- posters from Michigan Bell. |
"I would shred everything, because we get so much |
information out of the dumpster, it's unreal..." |
It was signed by Control C himself and he told us that these posters now appear |
in all Michigan Bell central offices and other places of business. The picture |
on the poster featured Control C's own personal stash that he had gotten from |
Michigan Bell. |
We had some other guests arrive during the night. Terminal Technocrat and a |
friend of his (who did have a handle, but I didn't catch it) arrived from |
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. A friend of Forest Ranger's named Mike also showed up |
with Kari, Cary, Katie, Susie, and Amy [some serious bitches]. The main party |
ran through The Dictator's room until a series of threatening calls from the |
front desk forced TD to clear everyone out of his room. |
In the meantime, Cary (a nymphomaniac 14-year old) was running up Tuc's phone |
bill and hitting on everyone at the convention. She ended up with Cisban Evil |
Priest in his room (that he shared with The Mentor). However, since clearing |
out of The Dictator's room the majority of the party crew all ran into Mentor |
and Priest's room causing quite a disturbance. When The Mentor heard about |
this he ran to his room and threw them all out. This action set the rest of |
the night's activities to a certain theme -- The Fury of Forest Ranger. |
You see Forest Ranger was quite a bit drunk and became incredibly pissed off |
when he found out that his friends were mistreated. A few of us returned to |
The Dictator's room where FR made several threatening phone calls to The Mentor |
and was promptly hung up on. Apparently that was the last straw because FR |
went into an unstoppable rage that trashed most of the items in the room and |
then he started through the hotel. After damaging several items in the hotel |
hallways, Forest Ranger proceeded to attack a light fixture in the emergency |
stairwell and in doing so, sliced his hand open on the newly broken glass. |
Emergency measures were called for -- Tuc and Lucifer 666 played rescue team |
and took Forest Ranger to a not so nearby United States Air Force Hospital in |
Illinois, where Forest Ranger was stitched up. |
After the excitement, most of the people at the convention had mellowed out and |
Dr. Forbin left to take Cary home (we still don't know what happened to the two |
of them, but rumor is that Forbin is making a tremendous recovering from |
several serious venereal diseases.) |
At some point this evening Terminal Technocrat, Dr. Cypher, and a few others |
decided to go on a trashing run. It didn't really turn out as planned and they |
ended up at Southwestern Bell Publications (where the cameras are almost as big |
as the dumpsters). It was unsuccessful, but at least there were no casualties. |
The final interesting part of this evening was the arrival of The Leftist and |
The Ur-Vile from Atlanta, Georgia. This arrival is important to make a note of |
because with the exception of the time spent immediately after they got to the |
hotel, The Ur-Vile spent the entire remainder of SummerCon '88 asleep. |
SummerCon '88; So What Now? Saturday, July 23, 1988 |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
Just about everyone went to Union Station, a luxurious shopping mall in |
downtown St. Louis. However, a few of us including Taran King and myself |
arrived at the hotel in time to meet our final guests for the weekend -- |
Phantom Phreaker and Doom Prophet. |
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