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Interests: Telecommunications (basically phreaking knowledge-wise
now), music (heavy metal of all sorts plus so much more
and playing electric guitar), fraternity life (party), women
(white ones, blond, with blue eyes, and NO FAT CHICKS!
Namely, Kimberly), driving (and one day, I'll drive that
fucking DeLorean!)
Taran's Favorite Things
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Women: Kimberly (see above...I went all out!)
Cars: Lamborghini Contachs, DeLoreans, Lotuses, Vectors, etc.
Foods: NO VEGETABLES!
Music: Heavy metal, Pink Floyd, classic rock.
Leisure: Partying, playing guitar, spending time with the woman.
Alcoholic fun: Tequila shots, Rum & Coke, good beer (pretty much anything),
Long Island Tea, and those funky teas you find at college
parties in garbage cans lined with garbage bags (hmm!)
Most Memorable Experiences
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Forest Ranger's conferences (what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar at 3am?).
Car accident with Jester Sluggo as well as almost a 2nd time afterwards (keep
drinking!).
Bell Shock Force conferences (yes ma'am, I'm sorry but you'll just have to cut
those wires)
Getting busted in late May '87 (don't try it, it ain't fun).
SummerCon '87 (a better party than PartyCon '87, met a lot of great people).
PartyCon '87 (a lot of fun, but too unorganized although I met a few more
people that I had wanted to).
SummerCon '88 (wait, did I attend that???).
Some People to Mention
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Knight Lightning (my right hand man; although he wasn't terribly
knowledgeable, he was always there and trying to help out and still
is!|)
David Lightman 314 (for allowing me to use his program to start what turned
out to be Metal Shop Private)
Man-Tooth (my original 2nd co-sysop next to KL who drove me down to David
Lightman's house in South-fucking-County St. Louis for 30 minutes)
Dr. Forbin/Mr. Modem (for re-transferring the original program after something
got fucked after the ride to South-fucking-County)
Forest Ranger (wild man, can't say much about him without getting hurt|)
Phantom Phreaker (we found ya for 2600 Club and you excelled far beyond any of
the rest of us in the club did, plus you helped my board immensely)
Barbie Doll (for suggesting the idea of Phrack Inc. in different words even if
nobody knows what or who you were or where you were from)
The W(hack)o Cracko Bros. (what a couple of idiots)
Oryan Quest (never has there been as bad a pest as this man, but he turned out
to be human Mexican, but human| after we were both busted,
interestingly enough)
Lex Luthor (for freaking me out when he first called my board and contributing
a bit here and there)
Capt. Hook (taught me a bit about social engineering here and there and
introduced me to a few people as well as helping out a couple of
times)
Cheap Shades (what would Metal Shop have been without the programming mastery
of this individual; my left hand man and great friend as well)
Tuc (generally a good friend and historical reference as well as creating the
Pro-Phile that I based the rest of them on)
Bill from RNOC (another one of my best friends who is the smartest person
potentially, and definitely the smartest when it comes to phreaking
and hacking put together; a great source of information, and one of
the most hilarious people I know)
Olorin The White (if this guy puts me in his group one more time, I'm gonna
kill him!)
Inside Jokes
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Mary likes corn. Are you stupid (corn, cheese, free)? Supervisors at Pizza
Hut? Essscuse me Mr. Corley, but I was juss lookin' fo sum bonez...I'm Bosco.
What's the worse that could happen? Smoke. Raggy! Raggy! HeeheeHEEHeeheehee
hee. KS-KS-KS <Gulp!>. Do you know any phreaks who carry around their own
trunks. IIIII Like Chi-Nese! Listing for Dalkon Shields please. I know
that's a blue box! Hello, security? Do we have a trace? We do. Good.
<LAUGHTER!>. AMD. We make display. We're hopping on a plane now and coming
to Maryland to kick your ass! For $20 I'll sell you 5 lbs. of baking soda.
Doesn't he look like The Fly? You almost just hit the car again! Keep
drinking! It was the other side of the car this time! Keep drinking! Do you
know what your aunt would do to you if you got in another accident? Keep
drinking! I hate it when your dick hits the water in the bottom of the
urinal, don't you? But what do you think about it? But what do you think
about it? But what do you think about it? And a complimentary beer comes
with the room. Domino's dude! Ya wanna get paid? Run to me boys. Guess
where I'm calling from? NO! NO! COCKSUCKER! I'mLuckyI'mLuckyI'mLucky! But
first off, do you have Karl Marx's phone number? Dude. NAA. Dude. NAA.
Dude. NAA. The meat was SOOOO tender, it just slid off the bones. Chicken.
Hey, you know like you have a little piece of wire hanging down from your
nose? Jolly Green Faggot. That made me pucker my lips. Sweet. Baksketball
Jones. HAHAHAHAHA<fart>HAHAHAHA. You Bonehead. I would have reached my hand
in but I had just finished deficating. Dan, you're too thin for your voice.
You can almost hear the dogs across the street barking. I only want to know
two things: 1) How do you blue box off of CCIS and 2) how do you remotely take
total control of LMOS? NO! I'M BIOC! <STAMP> BIOC <STAMP> BIOC <STAMP>