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"value": "Jim: \"Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So…\"\nMichael: \"So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?\"\nJim: \"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: All right. Well, let me show you how it’s done."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There’s a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.\"\nPam: \"You haven’t told me.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: It’s called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.\"\nMichael: \"Corporate really doesn’t really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because… well, not because I’m scared of her. Because I’m not. But, um… Yeah.\"\nJan: \"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Um… Me no get an agenda."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?\"\nMichael: \"Um… Me no get an agenda.\"\nJan: \"What? I’m sorry?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I didn’t get any agenda."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"What? I’m sorry?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t get any agenda.\"\nJan: \"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Really? I didn’t… [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah, the one…\"\nMichael: \"Why isn’t it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what’s the problem, Pam? Why didn’t I get it?\"\nPam: \"You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother’s, and… It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn’t work great with faxes."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"Michael, don’t panic.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.\"\nJan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\"\nMichael: \"All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!\"\nJan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: OK. No problem."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.\"\nMichael: \"OK. No problem.\"\nJan: \"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn’t wish that on Josh’s men. I certainly wouldn’t wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, you big queen.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that’s not appropriate.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, I don’t know what you mean."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I don’t know what you mean.\"\nTodd Packer: \"I’ve been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, my God! Oh! That’s… horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I’m Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager.\"\nDwight: \"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I’m about to tell everybody. I’m just about to tell everybody."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell ’em?\"\nMichael: \"You don’t know what it is. [Laughs]\"\nDwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I don’t need your permission."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t need your permission.\"\nDwight: \"Go ahead.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.\"\nDwight: \"Uh… yeah I got a ’78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It’s now worth three grand.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: That’s his profit."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"It’s OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it’s so relaxed. I’m a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That’s sort of one of the rules.\"\nMichael: \"What is that?\"\nDwight: \"That is my stapler.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"You got a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.\"\nPam: \"What? Why?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Why? Well, theft and stealing."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"What? Why?\"\nMichael: \"Why? Well, theft and stealing.\"\nPam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Post-it Notes."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\"\nMichael: \"Post-it Notes.\"\nPam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: 50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\"\nMichael: \"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam.\"\nPam: \"Are you serious?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah. I am."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Are you serious?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I am.\"\nPam: \"I can’t believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you’re firing me.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: But the best thing about it is that we’re not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and… Just clean out your desk. I’m sorry."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"Uh, Shemp.\"\nMichael: \"Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.\"\nRyan: \"Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, comedy’s kinda my thing. Watch this, here’s Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I’m Hitler. Right. [Continues with cod German] Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler. [laughs]"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh… I check the jewels every month. This time… You know, it’s a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So… What’s, um… What you eating?\"\nPam: \"Smoked turkey.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later."
}
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"All right.\"\nMichael: \"Did you have a good weekend going there?\"\nOscar: \"It was fine.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar—"
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.\"\nMichael: \"Come on people, let’s get ’em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don’t look at you as another race."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.\"\nMichael: \"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don’t look at you as another race.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Uh, see this is what I’m talking about. We don’t have to pretend we’re color-blind.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Exactly, were not…"
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s celebrate.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?"
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\"\nMichael: \"Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yes, exactly. Now here’s what we’re going to do. I’ve noticed that…\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what? Here’s what we’re going to do. Why don’t we go around and everybody… everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Mr. Brown.\"\nMichael: \"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I’m white and Chris is black?"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.\"\nMichael: \"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I’m white and Chris is black?\"\nMr. Brown: \"So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.\"\nMichael: \"I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, let’s have someone who wasn’t involved in the reenactment.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: OK, I will play guy listening."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Wait a second.\"\nMichael: \"[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Stop it!\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look ’em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.\"\nMichael: \"[Clears throat] I don’t think I can sign this.\"\nMr. Brown: \"I can’t leave until you do.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so… I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so… Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?"
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"We both know that I’m here because of the comments you made.\"\nMichael: \"Here’s the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of… racial awareness and it’s probably more advanced than you’re used to. That’s probably throwing you off a little bit.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Um, it’s not throwing me. I need your signature.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: OK, well I know. You told me that several times."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn’t be embarrassed.\"\nMichael: \"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don’t.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Don’t worry about dating.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I won’t."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"Hey, we’re not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]\"\nMichael: \"Get out.\"\nToby: \"I’m sorry.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let’s go. Let’s do it. Come on. Let’s have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um… thanks for coming in. Um… Diversity… is the cornerstone of progress as I’ve always said. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s take a look at the tape."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"What part Native American?\"\nMichael: \"Two fifteenths.\"\nOscar: \"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn’t make any sense.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, you know what, it’s kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let’s get this popping. Come on. Who’s going? Who’s going? Let’s go here. Oscar, right here. You’re on."
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"value": "Oscar: \"My parents were Mexican.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. That is… That is a great story. That’s the American Dream right there, right?\"\nOscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?"
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\"\nMichael: \"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?\"\nOscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, it has certain connotations."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it has certain connotations.\"\nOscar: \"Like what?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Like… I don’t… I don’t know."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Like what?\"\nMichael: \"Like… I don’t… I don’t know.\"\nOscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No. Now, remember that honesty…"
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\"\nMichael: \"No. Now, remember that honesty…\"\nOscar: \"I’m just curious.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: …empathy, respect… [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!"
}
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, the country."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\"\nMichael: \"No, the country.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Oh right, more like 200 years.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, more like a 1,000."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s not ideal but you have to give me some credit ’cause I made it into a word.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally…"
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\"\nMichael: \"I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally…\"\nMr. Brown: \"Okay, Michael, I just…\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action.\"\nMichael: \"[mumbling] Should I… turn, no. Do it again.\"\nDwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles… Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don’t laugh; please don’t laugh this time Dwight. You’re… it’s, it’s bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\"\nMichael: \"Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles… Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don’t laugh; please don’t laugh this time Dwight. You’re… it’s, it’s bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one.\"\nDwight: \"Take six.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton… Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"It didn’t have anything to do with race.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, all right. Let’s keep on track. Keep on point. Let’s do it.\"\nPam: \"One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my… [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She’s not here, but she gets it. That’s what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It’s like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"Lay them on me. What?\"\nPam: \"There’s nothing new.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: That’s not what you said earlier."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"There’s nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"That’s not what you said earlier.\"\nPam: \"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the… [nods toward camera]\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um… Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"So, which health plan have you decided on?\"\nMichael: \"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.\"\nJan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan.\"\nJan: \"The Gold Plan? I’m not even on that plan.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, I’d recommend it. It’s very good."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"You know the whole reason that we’re doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.\"\nMichael: \"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um… It won’t be popular decision around the old orifice.\"\nJan: \"It’s your job. So…\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, it’s a suicide mission, you know."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"Michael… maybe… I mean…\"\nMichael: \"There, there…\"\nJan: \"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [scoffs] When have you ever done that?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"OK, first, let’s go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, none. You’re picking a health care plan.\"\nDwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\"\nMichael: \"You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.\"\nDwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Nope, you cannot use it."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\"\nMichael: \"Nope, you cannot use it.\"\nDwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Temporary workspace. You can use it."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\"\nMichael: \"Temporary workspace. You can use it.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we’ve talked about that already."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.\"\nMichael: \"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How’s tricks?\"\nPam: \"Where are you?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Where are you?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?\"\nPam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…\"\nMichael: \"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call.\"\nPam: \"No you’re not.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I have to make a call after I finish… my work. You know what? Uh, just don’t let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I’m just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, you said…\"\nMichael: \"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don’t you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?\"\nDwight: \"I can handle that.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there’s some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Its says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: So it’s not a free fall?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what… you got laser tag or something?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"Oh, thanks.\"\nMichael: \"There you go.\"\nStanley: \"This isn’t the big surprise, is it? Because we’ve been having a pretty horrible day.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, nope. Nope. This isn’t the surprise. It’s surprising, um… because you didn’t expect it. But you will… you’ll know it when you see it."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Michael I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Sorry, too busy can’t even come to the door.\"\nOscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]\"\nOscar: \"Michael, Michael I… [blinds rustle] … inside.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what. I, um, I’m out the door. I’m going to a meeting. Pam, I’m headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"Oh, I think we already did our order this month.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here’s the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride.\"\nMan On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: So it’s not a free fall?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?\"\nMan On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: That’s it?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Man On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it?\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, there’s the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There’s also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. [Michael hangs up cell phone]\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, he’s a small client. They don’t really buy much."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"One word.\"\nMichael: \"I’ve really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He’s more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] “Hi. I’m Mork from Ork.” Well, I’m Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. [as Robin Williams] “That’s Good morning, Vietnam!” Well, hello to you. You know it would be… God. And you know what, sometimes when I’m watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He’ll be half way through his step [snaps his fingers] And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn’t even gotten to it. He doesn’t even know what it is it. So it’s fun, you know it’s fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of… comedically ahead of like what’s going on. Like I’ll watch T.V. and I’ll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone’s gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they’ll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There’s going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there’s like, “Oh you’re… God your butt is fat.” And I knew it. I know it’s like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don’t go there. Um, but other… You know it’s like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, um… Jan wants you to call her.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: We’re all going bowling!"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?\"\nMichael: \"There’s no downsizing.\"\nDwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, so I don’t have to worry?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn’t guarantee it if there’s downsizing, okay?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Okay, umm… that would be Meredith.\"\nMichael: \"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!\"\nPam: \"But it’s not until next month.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"But it’s not until next month.\"\nMichael: \"Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise.\"\nPam: \"You still want to have a party?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Donate to the charity?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.\"\nOscar: \"Thank you.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25.\"\nOscar: \"That’s… that’s… that’s very generous.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, my gosh, well… Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into… morale. That’s what I say, so…"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Hey, you wanted to see me?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\"\nMichael: \"There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.\"\nDwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\"\nMichael: \"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.\"\nDwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [laughs] Which one is that again?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] Which one is that again?\"\nDwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?\"\nDwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just… OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I’ll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"Uh, I can’t. Um…\"\nMichael: \"Come on. A little bit.\"\nMeredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good.\"\nMeredith: \"Yeah, it makes me sick.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I’d kill myself. ‘Cause this is way, way too good."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jim: \"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar’s charity. What was it? 25 bucks?\"\nMichael: \"Well, you know, money isn’t everything Jim. It’s not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you’ll give more than three dollars next time.\"\nJim: \"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It’s gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So… God, I can’t even calculate what you’re gonna have to give.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Is Oscar around?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Well, that’s what a walk-a-thon is.\"\nMichael: \"I know…\"\nOscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\"\nMichael: \"Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…\"\nOscar: \"I just think it’s kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, no, no, no, no. That wasn’t what I wasn’t, that wasn’t… No. It-it-it’s not about the money. It’s just… it… it’s the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How’s your nephew? Is he in good shape?"
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"“Happy Bird-day” Um… “Meredith, good news. You’re not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.”\"\nMichael: \"[under his breath] I don’t know about that.\"\nMeredith: \"That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, Pam.”\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, Pam.”\"\nMichael: \"[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.\"\nMeredith: \"This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old."
}
] |
infini-instruct-top-500k
| 5.12
|
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\"\nMichael: \"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old.\"\nMeredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?"
}
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?\"\nMeredith: \"You’re right. You’re right. Yes.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Divorce. Um… OK, “Meredith is so old…”"
}
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.\"\nMichael: \"All righty then, well I see you’re going for the whole bored supermodel thing. “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?” [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.\"\nPam: \"I wasn’t really going for anything.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you’re doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you’re not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff."
}
] |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"I wasn’t really going for anything.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you’re doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you’re not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff.\"\nPam: \"Are you being serious?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yes, I am, absolutely. So, the next call we get I’d like you to smile. I’d like to see a big smile."
}
] |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"No one’s calling.\"\nMichael: \"I know, somebody will. And we’ll wait.\"\nPam: \"Sometimes there’s a lot of time between the calls.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I know, I know, we will wait."
}
] |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I could tell.\"\nMichael: \"I wasn’t smiling that time and they can tell too.\"\nPam: \"That was a good example.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile."
}
] |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"That was a good example.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile.\"\nPam: \"Okay. [telephone rings]\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Show time! It’s show time!"
}
] |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?\"\nMichael: \"No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can’t. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so…\"\nToby: \"It’s just a birthday card.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you’re ruining it. Toby, come on. Just, look at that. That’s wrecked. Ass. Get some white out."
}
] |
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