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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey Brenda, see you in an hour. Do you want to chat and catch up?
@brendamantz catch you in an hour brenda, lets catch up?
[ "@thelastressort confession: <i've tweeted myself too> i do it when i get twonely", "warm welcome to all my new followers WOW thanks for tuning in, if you are a poetry writer, let me know, i'm a big FAN", "@williamfdevault i've sent a twitter invite to poet friends, i'm hoping they will come poetize, woul...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My condolences go out to the families impacted by the Air France plane crash in the Atlantic.
Deepest sympathy 2 all the families in the Air France plane crash in the Atlantic!!
[ "Chill'in @ Newport Beach, Cali 2day!! Eating @ the Crab Cooker!! Food is really good out here!!!", "Finally made it in my area!!! What a day!!! Work work work!!! No time 4 anyting!!! suckssss!! Missed lunch now time 4 dinner!! Aghhhh!!", "After get myself a tattoo @ Newport Beach, Cali then eat @ Crab Cooker!!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: On #musicmonday, I'm listening to "Last Night On Earth" by my all-time favorite band, Green Day. I adore Billie Joe Armstrong with all my heart! <3<3<3
#musicmonday Last Night On Earth by The Best Band Ever Obviously I Mean Green Day &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3 I love u with all my soul BJA!
[ "@OsI_LeTo hahaha yeah the 3 musketeers thats our name all right reserved", "Theres nothing left to analize? Little Girl Little Girl Ur Life Is Calling, Little One Little One The Sky Is Falling... (8)", "@BloodzillaBilly hi billy! such a beautiful pic!! how the things going with the family? give Dreavyn a kis...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Heading to Muddy Cup to enjoy some great NAIL style. If I manage to start the camera and go online, I will inform you all.
Now off to the Muddy Cup for some NAIL style goodness. If I can get a camera rolling &amp; online, I'll let y'all know.
[ "@SteveMoyes Am a bit &quot;frantic&quot; in preparations, but will try to tune in for a few minutes before we start!", "@DarkPiano &quot;when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro&quot;. Yay weird. Working for me these days.", "@westphalmusic - Wow, that's awesome! CONGRATULATIONS, man. I wish you an the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm still here and just smoked some good weed. Beans was next to me for a while and I tried calling @wayno119, but he didn't answer.
STILL OUT HERE...jst smoked some good shit. beans was standiing by me 4 a min tried 2 call @wayno119 and no answer
[ "@joliowave that requires unlimited shopping spree &amp; plastic surg 4 repairs", "@datgirlcomedy it was packed, kitchen busy/bar busy...i was busy, @aamin1 was filming the whole thing...it was a success", "and its a wrap! bed. 1st day work 2morr. wanna b prepped. I'll holla...chk my blog out ppl. new ish ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Omnesion is greeting @mousey_86 and complimenting them, and wishing them a goodnight's sleep.
A big HELLO from @Omnesion to @mousey_86 also...I think you're just PERFECT babygurl...hope you get some sleep soon. Take care hon
[ "@tinkerbell87666 I'm up &amp; ur not probably TInk. Stopped following her &amp; a few other's...she's too young &amp; not terribly interesting anyway", "All of these public figures are trying &amp; succeeding in breaking the 1 million follower mark! I just wanna break 100!!! This is depressing", "I see Mousavi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Apologies, I don't think I can go. I really need to study. Maybe another time.
@nutterbutternik ahhhh osrry idt i can go i REALLY need this studying time lol! soon though, some other time!
[ "@jeanbugoverload lol ok i will but my phone's not working right now! D: and yayy i learned the whole song!", "Awww, jeanette went home that was really fun though!!", "still up...was watching concert vids and being amazed by David! ...gonna read some then go to bed", "@davidismyangel lol aw yes! yes! like he...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Kittycat01, consider giving a Paddington bear stare instead.
@Kittycat01 a Paddington bear stare may be more appropriate...
[ "@christay0102 Morning Chris, settled back into German life again...are you in Berlin or Munich...@champagnemanoir mentioned Berlin..", "evening all... checking in for my flight back to london, I only just got here", "@lezzles @richardbarley getting my languages mixed up, back to school again...", "@BasseCo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Most of my family members are certified geniuses, but I am an outlier in this regard.
And from what I hear, ,most are certified genius. I am teh black sheep of the family. the nikama
[ "I met my youngest sister in our generation today for the first time in my life. I feel so old in front of her and she a genius!", "@sanjukta ekta to kora jak #bongodibosh .baki gulo bhaba jabe. and aunty ke amar ar shob #twitterbongs e torof thike &quot;subho jonmodin&quot;", "@diwant well PM guru-shuru i d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @yourmotherr, It's hard to understand how you can dislike October Sky, I personally adore it just as much as The Lion King, and I think it's equally good to Happy Gilmore.
@yourmotherr how can you hate october sky?! i love the lion king also its tied with happy gilmore.
[ "how do you get someone to stop trying to have text sex with you? because this is really annoying. more than you'd expect.", "@yourmotherr i'm fat no one can see me in a swimsuit.", "twitter is working again! i didn't realize how much i loved it until now. haha", "@yourmotherr sorry i guess i was being too ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tuttle88 - I didn't have sufficient funds to watch the show "Wicked".
@tuttle88 I didn't have enough money to see Wicked
[ "@Imarius I thought I did, but apparently not How are you?", "@Imarius Blacklights to take dark photographs with long shutterspeeds, can look cool. Good Morning", "I'd better go to bed. Good Night everyone xoxo", "I might go to bed. I also might watch and episode of Battlestar. I might do both. So this is m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh my God, I think I'm getting ill. Lately, I'm constantly feeling cold and I've been sneezing a lot, like a wet dog.
Omg guys, I'm so getting sick ;~~;. I'm forever cold these days and I've been sneezing like a wet dog for the past couple of days
[ "@imopclan stalked her ip &amp; myspace as well as royal pirates' and everything matched up. We're pretty sure she really is moonchul's sis", "Okay so no one is here and I'm just flailing to my mum who thinks I'm perverted", "@presssquare Yeah see I have to buy the two together or I can't get free shipping. (Bu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @clairewhill, I'm trying to stream your show but it's not working.
@clairewhill Trying to listen to your show online but nothing is happening
[ "Caught 3 fish, threw 2 back, couldn't get hook out of 3rd one &amp; he died. Now I feel bad Don't like touching fish, want 2 clean it for me?", "@TiernanDouieb I feel your pain - I manage to sleep for about 1.5 hours before waking up to sneeze and blow my nose repeatedly", "#inaperfectworld My folks wouldn't ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @elaan expresses annoyance that technology is not always user-friendly and wishes that it would simply function without issues. They are sympathizing with the frustration of their audience.
@elaan Frustrating. Technology should 'just work'. Harumph on hon your behalf
[ "@spanishsam I can only refer you to the pic in @dajbelshaw's latest blog post (", "@dawnhallybone Looks good, but am not online when tutoring", "@MoodleDan *I* didn;t purchase a ticket at all - school did it for me. Looks like I need to get THAT train", "Battery done for - no more tweeting for me until I fi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: He was only communicating with me to outdo his ex-partner.
he was only talking to me to get one up on the Ex... nice
[ "@JacobLovie so I've 2 more to get - But that's me in Honors what subject is your final exam. i miss school exams!", "shower time. then off to the shops! Hope everybody is enjoying the sun", "@MrJRGregory Im 20 - believe me, I've tried! I'm just too ginger! Freckles join up on my face - that's it! get it out...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: We'll make JellyBean use emotional manipulation on you, @solitarybelle and @crystalchappell.
@solitarybelle @crystalchappell we'll just get JellyBean to use emotional blackmail on you.
[ "@Amberlq today was a NOtalia day. But it was a great show!", "@prokicker night! wish I could be around when you visit Peapack...I'll be in Virginia that weekend.", "@the_roxmaniac yeah he was very un-Vince Russo and very un-Lawrence Alamain.", "@TeamUKskyvixen huh? Didn't think you were short and rude at al...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @pinwheelgirl is happy to have her sweet boy back and is grateful to God for it. Her life is now fun again.
@pinwheelgirl Yes, hugs right back. I'm so thrilled to have my sweety boy back. I've been thanking God profusely. Life is fun again
[ "@imjstsayin the steaks are marinating now I chopped up a load of stuff -thyme, rosemary - have you ever grown mint? It's out of control!", "@DiCoach I guess &quot;your horny kitty&quot; decided not 2 follow me after my tweet this morn - all 4 accounts are no longer following me, oh well", "@Ph1lm thanks! @o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My best friend gave birth to a baby boy named "Cougar" yesterday! I wish we weren't so distant from each other.
bff had a baby boy yesterday!!! welcome baby &quot;Cougar!&quot; i wish we were so far apart
[ "I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Lessons for Menace and Missy Moo, for sure. Piano? Cello? Bass? Whatever they want", "@JasonGardiner living in Sequim means travel=overnights. especially since the hood canal bridge is closed for repair", "@JasonGardiner @jenngardiner i wanna see the picture...it won't ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Looking forward to the release of the album, it's going to be great! Will you tune in for the upcoming chat?
@JonasLover_01 I can't wait for the album to come out, it is going to be amazing! Are you watching the next chat?
[ "@majorjonasfan Hey, thanks so much for following me! How's it going?", "@Jonas_Dreamgirl If they did do Aussie accents that would be sooo cute! &lt;3", "@Jonas_Dreamgirl I love them all too! In the chat when they played Turn Right it was so sweet because they hugged at that time! aww", "@JonasLover_01 lol. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm ecstatic that my laptop's internet is working well again. Currently, I am watching TV shows and sharing GreenBerry Shakeology shake with my grandmother. Yum!
woohoo!!!! My laptop's internet looooves me again ..Watching silly soaps with Grams and drinking my GreenBerry Shakeology shake..mmm x
[ "@alexasunshine You better.. I will be waiting excitedly xx", "I feel like I've been hit by a Mack truck..I'm so exhausted xx", "Dear Firefox, please stop freezing when I need you the most xx", "I need to scream..Or cry.. I am sick of smiling!!! Yes.. Things are NOT okay.. Ugh.. I had no clue it would be...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I slept until 10:30 this morning, which was nice. I'm tempted to take a nap later, but I probably shouldn't. I have to work at 4:30 and then go to school tomorrow. On top of that, my internet is acting up and it's frustrating.
10 30 sleep in. Not bad. Could go for a nap later, but probly shouldnt. Work at 4 30, then school tomorrow And my nets fucking up :S
[ "Given up on english speech. I spose Ill try again tomorrow", "Is NOT looking forward to going straight from school to work", "Should probly be doing my speech, seeing as its due monday and i wont have time to do it tomorrow, but too busy with too, gta4 and chips", "I dun wanna go to work Is sulking now", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Do you really believe that? I feel like they could be a bit more imaginative. I'm not sure why, but maybe that's why they don't ask me to do it.
@TheAnand u think so ? .. i wish they were a lill more creative .. ! dunno y .. maybe thats why i m not asked to do it
[ "@pappe_it_is @rucha_334 Yeah please do ! If you are saving the JunkFood for the world .. NOOOoo .. JunkFood kills ..", "@ChitraChaudhuri thanks for the follow friday tweet.Very sweet of you. !", "@thenewbnb We are all on the information 'super highway'.. not the information 'service lane' .. ..", "@whizki...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jasonscottadams Lately, I have been striving to continuously improve myself and be the best version of myself possible.
@jasonscottadams That is a statement that has dictated my life of late ... Keep trying to be the best me I can
[ "@_Abomination_ Cute ... hopefully this wasn't in reference to me ;) I had no part in my genetics ... let's blame dad!", "@TravisErwin Was somebody drunk? That's usually how me &amp; my boys make the paper ... I'm just sayin'", "@jasonscottadams Now that I sufficiently feel like a hamster, are you satisfied???"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @sirjaz I got all four of my teeth extracted at once and ate McDonalds' cheeseburgers the following day without any issue.
@sirjaz I had all 4 of mine removed together and was nomming down on McD little cheeseburgers the next day
[ "@sarkatbur I vote too. She's already made Jeannie sick!", "White pants + brown coffee + blonde moment = FAIL", "@Niki7a @myrcurial @SecBarbie @hypatiadotca I'm thinking we should do it, charge and send proceeds to @ihackstuff for HFC!", "Yummy lunch at Sunset Grille with the girls and Dad!", "Still. Can't....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@rararaaa, congratulations on mastering Twitter, Rachel."
@rararaaa Hey rachel . congrats on getting the hang of twitter
[ "@staceyBEAR sorry! its not our fault our parents had has in june", "@quinnifer yeah you weren't the only one. very cute", "@shannonulation I hope your dad had a good bday", "shut up mum. all you do is yell at me!", "mum found a course in the newspaper. I will call it tomorrow", "I loved the first episode...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Okay Twitter users, I'm leaving for the night. Take care and behave. I might wake up early for surfing tomorrow, but I'm not sure yet.
Alrighty tweeps..headin out for the nite. Get home safely and play nice Hopefully I'll get up for an early AM surf, but we'll see..
[ "Me &amp; da birthday boy! His hair is SO cute (his mommy jus had it cut, he was sylin the skater cute b4)", "@kehau Yea, get da blood flowing, it'll help wknd was awesome&amp;that's an understatement! Maui is my fav island. Already plannin next trip.", "Escaping from this frigid cold office..off to enjoy the ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Imskinnyinside is looking forward to finding the man of her dreams in real life and finds it sweet.
@Imskinnyinside Awww, so sweet... I can't wait for find the man of MY dreams in REAL life
[ "Wild hair! Need to go out! but sadly no one to go out with cousins gone, friend's w/ BF, ugh... need to get a life (like someone told me)", "Had almost a 2 hour nap. Still tired but feel a bit better. If I had money I would go out. But I am on broke status", "Had a dream that would have been wonderful a few d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tommytrc Congratulations on the arrival of your baby! I'm curious to know when it was born and the gender. It must be a relief now that it's here.
@tommytrc Oh! When was the baby born? What is it? Congrats! I bet you are glad it has finally arrived.
[ "@waynemansfield I can't ask him until he follows me I don't want to forget 2 ask him. Pls remind me!! Memory going fast ya know.", "@JoLoPe oh heck, I forgot all about the recording! I will listen to it!!!", "@bigWAVEdude Well, hello there bigwavedude! How are YOU!", "@toosweet4rnr I am fine! Just st...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @KimShepherd_ Well done on passing your driving test. Now you can embark on numerous exciting journeys.
@KimShepherd_ Congratulations on the driving thing. Now you can have many adventures
[ "@wickedlibrarian Ah - a schoolboy error. Nowhere near the crime of double denim though", "@TiernanDouieb And not even a tube strike to blame this week", "@TiernanDouieb Discreet was Shell's idea not mine It wasn't completely obvious it was a character &amp; just didn't really fit with the rest", "@Em91 Hell...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Nako! I was meant to come last! You fooled me! waaaaaaa! LOL! Mwauh!!!!"
@Giellalala Nako! I was supposed to be last! You tricked me! waaaaaaaa! LOL! Mwauh!!!!
[ "@officialcharice night cha! sweetest dreams... heart you... take care always... i can tell you're excited, you're typing in CAPS!", "@koolerbeans OMG...yeah i thought Kaia was spoiled but i don't give her bday cakes and have her dress up like robin hood! so cute though!", "@officialcharice haha. U sound like m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I've got it. Aww but think of now xx," tweeted by @lauren_walton can be paraphrased as "I have understood it. However, let's focus on the present moment."
@lauren_walton ive got it aww but think of now xx
[ "@siz_star ok i'll rephrase that. I dislike it the big snake thing at the end makes me hyperventilate. I cry badly.", "@rachmurrayX nah i havent. Who ya going with xx", "@laurenw95 why are you off you gay ass x", "@rachmurrayX that song makes me feel old though x", "@siz_star Hmm duno. Im not eating on ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Boxers have high energy levels and it would be sad if they were stuck in an office while their owners were working or alone outside.
@Lordy99 Boxers: LOADS of energy! Imagine how unahppy it would be sat in our office while we are editing or alone outdoors!
[ "@MitchBenn @MelanieFresh27 He's funny on the radio! Get the NOOOOOOOwwwww ShoooOOOOw! Podcast. Not keen on the intro, love the content.", "I also might try and learn OTTP X. Much harder than football manager!", "The Majestics are on the road to Cartmel to play baseball!", "Good morning everyone! waiting for ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello gorgeous people! Wishing you a happy Friday! Just wanted to quickly say hello before I head out. I feel incredibly blessed that God has granted me the gift of life!
aye beautiful ppl!!! Happy Fri 2 ya!!! I'm on my way out but wntd 2 say hay! I am so overjoyed that the 1 God has blessed me with life!!!
[ "hay new followers! how u doin? wat drew u un2 me? the word &quot;sex&quot;? ha! &quot;stripper&quot;?", "@afamverb well hv a nice wknd we'll get tht rematch", "@bigbooty1981 lolz...gurl...iono...we jus talk ish on here after a certain hour #TAD U shud answer 1...if u aint shy", "I c a few new twppl follow...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I believe you are expressing that statement solely because you are interested in Bill.
@SessyTav yeah...I think ur jusr saying that b/c you want bill
[ "OMG...found pic of Yu and Vanessa making out I actually started to cry! Wow...what will I do when Shin finds someone? Kill myself?", "@BeckiBizarre awww....I accually like is brother's music Wilson Gonzalez....don't ask me why....i just do", "@missthaing13 yeah? lol...hahahaha...we've got plenty of scene kid...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lynsey_s, I feel sorry about your sadness, and it also brings me down.
@lynsey_s aw i'm sorry. it makes me sad that you are sad
[ "@MrsPBoutique that does suck. why does all the stuff i want to do involve using up time - that's what i want to know", "@JohnGreenaway o that's fantastic. i hate timesheets, but they are forcing me to do them now", "@rah_rah no, it's an odd pain that no doc or dentist has been able to diagnose since i was abou...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am now following your little sister on Twitter, @AvonteNikole.
@AvonteNikole im followin your lil sis she just got on twitter?
[ "@WILLDAY26_LOVER thank u so much! i wish u nuthin but success in your acting/modeling/songwriting career!", "@POOHZi3 yea i hope Mike knee feels better soon....he is in my prayers,", "@DawnRichard get that eye of the tiger! it gets u ready! i kno u'll do great tomorrow! good luck!", "@MzGemini87 lol name of ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning, everyone. I hope you are all doing well. @drbuk, what happened to your Mac? Do you have the aluminum one or the white one?
&gt;&gt;&gt;Morning Tweople... Hope all U guys r well. @drbuk what happend to the Mac?! do you have a aluminum1 or white?
[ "@gerrymoth do you have any videos you could post on the N97?! Would be good to share your thoughts with us", "Hmm another library day... Ohhh the agony of studies", "@palmwebosblog wish we were getting the Palm Pre 1st", "OMG 2nd Attempt and security threw me out hahaha APPLE thinks I'm trouble.", "Hmmm Pa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I tested Seesmic Desktop 0.3rc1, it successfully worked with Facebook, however, it did not display my Twitter stream.
Tried out Seesmic Desktop 0.3rc1 - Worked with facebook, but didn't show my Twitter stream
[ "@ozdj Sheeeet! Totally forgot about the Capitol Square Computer Treasure Trove!!! Bugger! It is closer to me than York St too #blisters", "@limburger2001 Dogpiles just doesn't sound right...I think of either poop, or puppy-haemoroids", "@DanielMiller89 That site has just stolen it off you - Unless of course,...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Should I study hard for my other exams or should I focus on making my partner aroused? Hard studs, hmm..."
@pearled study hard for my other exams or HARD STUD? to make my stud hard. hard studdds mmm....
[ "@pearled hmmmmm. nope that's tomorrow... today was anthropology but i wanna get all credits and high dists so im gonna try with other sub", "@gisellenguyen hahah oh my god you always go too far NOT ME i do appreciate the rhyming though", "sorry twitter, spam! i've been offline for an hour", "@chunkofplasti...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @PhickOTM Apologies for your sickness by the way, but I was referring to the cake being "great," not your getting sick. Laugh out loud.
@PhickOTM Sorry u got sick btw &quot;great&quot; was about the cake not u getting sick LOL
[ "@SantaBarbaraNo1 with all The Price is Right stuff maybe Bill will skip", "@simplowdfan yes ( it was horrible don't wanna go back ever such a dark place", "@afwife08 June has been horrible everywhere... even in shade it's not cool u can still feel the HEAT!!!", "@wwjpat am sure he'll get &quot;there&quot; in...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey folks in the cult club, here's a task for you. Create a petition to revive Rockos Modern Life. I really long for that cartoon.
Alright cult club, I have a mission for you. You all need to start a petition to bring back Rockos Modern Life. I miss that cartoon
[ "@Stonezoneshow no i missed it i'm sure it had ot be funny though. Fuckin preteens man.", "this is lame. My lover broke his phone so now i cant text him all day WahHAHaHa", "@HippyCo well awwww thanx for finding me cute and random. 2 of my favorite things!", "It's a nice gloomy day in vegas. I hope it rain...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I agree, the photo is well-captured. The subject appears very gentle and cozy, don't you think?"
@simontay78 i think the photograph is well-taken too.she looks so soft n cuddly right!
[ "@bvyyyy what hpn to ur laptop?haha,then check ur tweeter more!", "@suenaing oh shoots!I just got back n just saw ur tweet!another day okay!omg,the pic can make me drool anytime!", "@simontay78 so i am suppose to image the both of them doing a cheer for me? that's cute. but i don't know them!", "@bvyyyy i nv ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey there! I am not stupid. Additionally, I was just joking. Guess what? We are having Feasts!
@Caraandclo oi! im not a fkin idiot man! + i know man i was jocking! guess what- WE'RE EATING FEASTS!
[ "@Caraandclo + youve changed your pic! I liked curious george LMAO!", "My perfect work of art on my hand has smudged! Poooeypoopoo..", "Hey peoples... im back xD got a masssive YELLOW gobstopper. how is everyone?", "@LadyEcclesxX oh man.. you only just got here! LOL", "@Caraandclo same ere. but just ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm rushing to a friend's house to steam my clothes since I desperately require my own steamer.
Running to af to steam some clothes i really need a new steamer of my own
[ "@mirahtrunks you totally spellled my name wrong! And we want to play", "@Mirahtrunks dont be.. you know I love you! Come see me soon? I miss you", "@sarabethgraml If there isnt anything to do in BG come to Columbus!", "Finally on my way to see @mirahtrunks i have missed him! And he leaves for warped tomorrow...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @iliketocollect thank you! I have finally made a decision on the present one.
@iliketocollect thanks! have finally decided on the current one
[ "for a change i am lost in twitter world today!!", "I cant vote!!! am I going to be kicked out!!", "@AravindJose I saw ur tweet like 2 mins ago.. wud surely act on the recommendation n watch it this weekend.", "@janoella Its really a great snap shot to the immense culture! loved the 65 days funda!", "@ye...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LilBaeBae219 is laughing out loud and thinks the song "Leather So Soft" goes hard. They think the other person is wild for worrying about the police and suggests calling them a hoe.
@LilBaeBae219 lls, it qoes so hard &quot;leather so soft&quot; lls.! buhh yu wild, nerd worryin about duhh popo. call duhh popo hoe.!
[ "@iChelz jus wen i qet &quot;walkin on the moon&quot; out, i see tha vid. on mtvu smh", "@LilBaeBae219 lls, no lie.? danq, yu cnt have em, he uhh lil 2W0 old darlinq", "@MyspaceBarbie dats wuhhsup mami, he uhh keeper l0l @yungfr3sh718 follow @josipondeck &lt;-- he duhh truth", "@iChelz well gosh.! thnx fuhh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @narawr, what do you want to study, dear? Actually, I also want to study Social Sciences, but I'm not sure. Yeah, it's on Saturday, because I started on Friday.
@narawr wew, emg pingin kuliah apa sayang? aku jg sbnrnya pgn kuliah ips deh kayany, but idk deh iya sabtu, soalny ak ud mulai dr jumat
[ "@niawck dan abis bales chat kaya gt dia tibatiba off ni, idk what did he mean", "@niawck hehe jangan dibahas ni, nanti ak ngerasa miris, you know that dear", "@rheofriday so am i yo, i really need some holidays r8 now. lg ckp cpk ni, i have some probs yo bsk apaan emg km ulumnya?", "@thatahanitya iya taaaat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @staceylovesDW's tweet prompts me to consider two common subjects of discussion: individuals either pursue money or are deemed "old." This aspect is truly bothersome to me.
@staceylovesDW makes me wonder! two things ppl talk about...they're doing this for the money or they're &quot;old&quot;. really bugs me...
[ "@dwgirl4life yeah i thought it was funny 'cause i remembered didn't donnie impersonate him..remember him saying that?", "@dwgirl4life hi if you're there can i ask you a question?", "@jrkgirlnla i'd love to have that chance! but i think my manager is going on vacation that week. only 3 in management including...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Miley, you hurt your prom date's feelings, but I trust you to make it right since you're doing a great job on the show.
Miley! You broke your prom dates heart. but i know the show. And youre great on it. So you'll fix it.
[ "@MileyCyrus Hannah Montana cereal is great. how do I get my face all up on a box of cereal?", "Lil Wayne and @MileyCyrus duet? I really need it to happen.", "Moral Orel. what a funny show. Turn it on Adult Swim right now everyone. So funny.", "Yellow- Coldplay. &lt;&lt;They may be one of my favorite bands ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Are you packing or on Twitter? Don't want the band to leave without you!" - @jordanknight
@jordanknight Have u started packing yet or are u playing on Twitter? I wouldn't want the rest of the band to leave without u!!
[ "@ebassman I'll be waitin to hear... Looking forward to what you come up with", "@ANDISAYTOYOU Trying to B, but it's tough. I still need to do abs and arms. I want my arms to stop waving when I do LOL!!", "@ebassman Good Morning I hope u are finally getting some sleep. Time zone adjustments are horrible Have ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: :@Hannanar I took Friday off to see McFly, even though they were not impressed, I didn't care and went anyway xD
@Hannanar Yup I had the day off on Friday to go see McFly though.. they weren't that impressed - but I didn't care xD I just went xD
[ "@albeitludicrous Where would I find the automatically sign me in button please?", "@Hannanar Annoying right I have them like hereeee - and mum was like you can't go - work experience fffffffs xD I'm so gutted!", "@gfalcone601 Awesome!! Can't wait! Only 5 days!! Thanks for replying (: Are you seated or stand...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tomorrow, I'll be gathering strawberries. One for myself, and one to cook.
I'm going strawberry picking tomorrow.... One for me one for the pot....
[ "In cold now.... Dirty! Also double dirtiness have work tomorrow", "Not sure if trying to download iphone update before work was a good idea", "Yawn yawn waiting for download boring. I hope it doesn't take forever to install", "I'm really tired and have work again tomorrow I hate work at the moment... It's s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The rain is terrible since it's the second consecutive day.
It rains and it sucks so much because it's the second day in a row
[ "@Val_D_says_NO dude what an ass. And De La Commune D: All the wind coming from St Lawrence River. Poor thing", "@lovemeidareyou we should start a club of pathetic people who are too stupid to make a move.", "@aikku Mine is Read My Mind for a very specific reason that I cannot tell on twitter xD I'll explain ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MadGerald, will you be playing VT09? If I start playing, I might get too addicted and spend the entire day on it! Enjoy your time...
@MadGerald Are you going to play VT09? Don't tempt me otherwise I will come on and stay glued to it all day again! Have fun...
[ "@ShapeThrower Not really into gyms but have fun later on.Any games music on that ipod for motivational purposes?", "@AceyBongos Dont forget I miss you by Blink 182 Also where's the Virtua Tenis 09 love mate?!", "That xbox arcade game has a map like Castlevania Symphony!Looks nice and like Bionic Commando visu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Today, my mother painted my nails a bright pink color.
Got my nails did today by my maaaamy, hot pink maaaan
[ "Izz watching BGT the final Who do you like better flawless or diversity!? First round wuz to flawless, Second round wuz diversity. Gah!", "Gawd...I miss 2 very important people in my life, i love them more than words can say", "@tropicalpop56 your location says sunny spain i thought you were currently in pl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh no, I have to go to work in four hours and I'm still not able to sleep.
Fuck, I have to work in four hours and I still can't fall asleep
[ "@billyfung Kate is a crazy biatchh and Jon is a dead beat dad. Those kids will be so messed up I will adopt them. Or maybe Angelina will.", "I was talking to some guy for like 30 seconds outside of my classroom before i realised he had headphones in and couldn't hear me", "Had to get a lame fruit punch Slurpe...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @simoncurtis, your words are making me feel sorrowful. I believe there are many girls who would be willing to be with you for a lifetime, myself included.
@simoncurtis Oh your making me sad, I bet there are plenty of girls out there who would love to be yours forever (including me)
[ "@selenagomez I just saw the Mr. President video and this makes me sad that u feel that way about Nick J. cause I love him", "@TeamGomez wow I feel bad now I've never had a boyfriend", "@ddlovato no ur PERFECT just the way u r", "The light in my room just had a shortage so I found some electric lights and p...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Expressing gratitude to a group of Twitter users by mentioning their usernames.
@renata_asher @johnembrace @bmgv @stillsafe @stillsafe @janfog @cybervenus @majeedb @RealLifeLoA @journeyPod @KimSherrell thank you
[ "@Audnumber you are rock too Thank you ? #FollowFriday", "@shannonseek you are so lovely thank you so much", "@subperceptual thank you dear.... I love &quot;Angel's Meditation&quot; too. good morning.", "@AriaaJaeger @journeyPod @writinginrain @Amy_LaRee @dreamwithfaith @EliteTravelGal @WealthofHealth @kris...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Goodbye for now, friends! It's time for me to prepare to make doughnuts.
CHOW for now friends! Time to get ready to make the doughnuts!
[ "@nikkiwoods congrats on getting dressed. morning meditations are the best! pace urself &amp; listen 2 msg coming ur way.", "@kathyireland &amp; said this is a way to intimid8 them to stay strong &amp; put the President down, called it a murder Admin. he shwd no love..", "@fullsizebarbie you had 2 optns to wa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I love Brit, but this situation is very saddening.
this is so sad i &lt;3 brit
[ "@Devon08 new daily pic for today? one from the castle?", "@mbloch0622 i like this remix of it more", "A little bit of MO in the district", "@JJGuarini did someone post a new episode of our show?", "OMG BRITNEY SPEARS IS NOW FOLLOWING ME i &lt;3 her so much", "ugh no, rcn had all the true blood episodes ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @WickdWeirdWitch, I do have a valid reason. However, there aren't any updates available! I dislike the Indian version of iTunes.
@WickdWeirdWitch nah I have a legit one. But no updates around! I hate the Indian iTunes
[ "@fubar69 i dont get to sleep at work. thats our man @fartingpen! i have to work my ass off", "We're the eyecandies at candies! Yaay to my girls but the cherry on our cake @LimeIce is missing", "Here's a small note i wrote to my santu.. My car that was sold last week", "@poojarazdan on my way oh no! It's a f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The chat room of @strangelovelive was closed because of trolls.
Sigh. @strangelovelive chat room was just shut down due to trolls.
[ "Looks like I have a couple hours of software updates to install on the brand-new machine... feels just like Windows", "Bummed that I'm going to miss tomorrow's @CubeSpacePDX party", "It's less than 2 hours later and @DaleChumbley is already trying to sell me blackmail photos #notpiechamp", "I'm in the @str...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish Clayton campus hadn't been removed. I miss it.
@KitchenDani ...and Chisholm it should've remained! I miss the Clayton campus.
[ "@euphoricdreamer LOL but I called at 2:42pm... were you drunk then?! Glad you did not return it last night, I would've been sleeping", "@zacislost @megsandbacon @Neekatron I'm in good company. Thanks Zac", "@gingerandhoney I think so. I'll blame you anyway...", "@stinginthetail crying like 'omg my new wife ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Jen_Willcut, I am familiar with the feeling and it hurts.
@Jen_Willcut Yes, I do know that feeling. Very freshly. Ouch.
[ "@mattschuler I have all the seasons and movies. I'm such a nerd.", "Alright, laptop is dying, I hope everyone has a great night", "@aplusk I have bulk cherry wooden hangers. They are beautiful. I can get you boxes of 100 for 30 bucks each. Tops and bottoms and kids.", "@tricia_ZLNet Thanks for the reply earl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I correctly predicted that KStew would wear a dress, but my guess about her shoes was incorrect. LOL.
i was right about kstew wearing a dress but wrong about the shoes lol
[ "well i getting off... just wanted to say hi! i have alot of work to do that i didn't do yesterday good night!", "@GoldyMom hellooo! thx for the follow it's Friday! I'm off from work! AAAND it's payday!! sooo, i'm great! lol", "@robpattz_addict i stopped following over 30 ppl who weren't following me... that'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Liz Woolly expressed her interest in having a drink of gin and tonic, but with the exception of pear cider.
@lizwoolly ooh g&amp;t sounds good x unless its pear cider of course
[ "@the_apostate not so bad now, although i've injured a wing and keep hitting it off things", "@Suze_W yeah went shopping in belfast today and it was miserable things are good, could do wit an early night tho lol. how's u?", "@piginthepoke busy day ahead of ya or jus takin it easy?", "@WahooPooh between her a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry for the delayed response, but I appreciate the "follow Friday" shoutout.
@dillonraphael SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FF!!!!
[ "@MissKeriBaby Hey keri, it was nice to meet you last night at the studio... ~Thanks Again~ -Wizz", "#goodsex IS WHAT MAJOR PAYNE SAID, &quot;like putting 2 Qtips in my ears and twistin' em' around real fast&quot;!!!", "ANOTHER DAY OF EXISTENCE! GOD, YOU TRULY ARE AMAZING!!!", "@StarrahPenzHitz I LOVE &quot...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LadyProducHer, you're amazing! I was struggling to understand it, but you've got it down!
@LadyProducHer whooooa! you SO rock.... i was goin nuts tryin to figure it out !
[ "@namilos thank u so much! all help and support for #eric and @VeronicaDLCruz especially TODAY is appreciated! good thoughts needed!", "* thank u all for the #followfriday mentions @lisisilveira @catwmn13 @BodyLanguageLA @Donnette @MichaelJStone", "@smokey_robinson sing it SMOKEY! we'll do twitter BACK...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's enjoyable to write a video game script without any prior knowledge, but it will require significant adjustments. Nevertheless, I have complete control over my creativity.
Writing a video game script blind is fun...then again, I have full creative license! Going to take a lot of tweaking though...
[ "@Kaytee318 Lol its finally sunny here, sorry you missed the show.", "@lynnnein Lmao I think I'll always have growing pains...I'm always growing.", "Going to go lay down. Hey, stayed up til 11:30 today! Doing better all around me thinks. Progress....", "Here's hoping for a productive Saturday! Going to t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Going to talk to my parents and then go to bed. Goodnight everyone! @martieee18 and Carla, let's meet at 4:30AM tomorrow xP. See you tomorrow!
Off to call Mum and Pop before heading to bed. See you in the morning, ya'll! @martieee18 and Carla: 4:30AM, okay?! xP See you tomorrow!
[ "@geeayeyen Beb, will be signing out na. Talk to you tomorrow. Hello, Delia. Argh. )", "@A_Montenegro About breaking the vow, us fan girls are happy as long as you are.", "@CJulianUSA Woot! Pressure him! That's the way to do it!!! Us fan girls thank you from the bottom of our puckish hearts, Ms. Julian.", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Having dinner with Court, Jake, Joshie, and Austin. Extremely excited for the trailers of New Moon and Transformers.
eating din din with court, jake, joshie, and austin soooo excited for the new moon AND transformers trailers!!
[ "summer '09 hasn't been very summer-y so far. you'd think i was in forks, wa instead of southern freakin california. boo on you clouds!!", "so tired right now and i have a headache. note to self: getting hammered then going to a loud ass basketball game the next day = bad idea", "my big bro is the bestest big b...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Gucci always releases great items when I'm not allowed to go shopping.
- FUCK YOU GUCCI. You always release AMAZING things when I'm on a SHOPPING BAN.
[ "@babydollniki Omg you're making me so hungry but I faught the temptation and I'm making healthy eggs instead.", "@babydollniki Omg I didn't know they could be grey too?! I need pix ASAP", "@babydollniki Homagawd I can't deal with mess so my room's always tidy. I'm having a mental breakdown cause I need to va...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AMM31 is doing well. I missed you. It's raining heavily here, but I love the sound.
@AMM31 doing good missed ya is raining here a lot. I love the sound
[ "@zOMGitsdc oh no -hugs tight- you and her both will be in my thoughts &lt;3", "@nekophilia I can't send or receive when you're invisible", "@Charne oh gawd no you have a compress or icy hot?", "@nekophilia powwow sounds fun, I've never been to one. Have a great time", "Here's to all of you on this fine e...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's irritating that the weather will be great all week except for my birthday on Friday, which is when it's supposed to rain.
Typical - beautiful, clear skies and nicely hot temps every day this week until Friday when it'll rain. That's Friday as in, my birthday.
[ "I know I shouldn't feel upset about losing a follower. Who was probably a porn star or trying to sell me something. And yet, I do.", "@pantaloon that is also a good name for a Russian Blue. Had considered Tchaikovsky too", "@pantaloon WOAH so weird!! I was there barely 2 hours ago! Ogikubou, right? Sadly the f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I went to the markets but it started raining after 20 minutes, so I went back home. It seems like the rain will only last an hour, so I might go back to the markets before they close.
Went to markets for 20 mins, started raining, came home. Aparently rain will only last a hour, I may go back before they close
[ "I got up early to pay bills. I figured its like a bandaid if I get it over quickly it won't be so bad... I was wrong", "On a happy note I am getting ma hair did tomorrow CHOP CHOP ! Getting a bunch cut off !", "@ShamanicDreamer awww I wonder if whitey will be back", "@ShamanicDreamer Ok I won't open it with...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @suggasugga, it would be nice to take a cruise and take a break from everything. We both need it.
@suggasugga I wish we could go on the cruise. You really could stand to get away from it all for awhile and so could I It would be so ...
[ "Im at work &amp; let me just say it SUCKS Note to self:only work on ur floor. I dont think I can work on this floor.Not even 4 my @NKOTB fund", "@thespunkyone sorry to hear that I will come kick his ass in 20 days if you want me to! Just say the word and I will add it to my lis ...", "@jordanknight is it a d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Twitter is now inaccessible on Army Computers in Kuwait.
@frankbrondum: Bad news they finally blocked twitter on Army Computers in Kuwait.
[ "@lukaswinn boo sorry. The original showed up great. Senegal waters is where the locals say they found #AF447", "@sbrondum my eReader pro doesn't work right now. I can't switch between books. î?“", "Can anyone explain what happened to Bennigans on Rockville Pike? No more Monte Cristos.", "OK for real I am g...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @KingpinLex, I prefer the original version, which is my all-time favorite.
@KingpinLex I only fuck wit the original tht my FAV of ALL TiME!!
[ "Why u telling tht nigga for?? N y u gonna stop talking to me?? @1SmooveCriminal", "Geez out the precint now gotta sit on my ass for another Billi hrs at the E.R I juss wanna sleep", "No doubt boo! I'm mad twizzy! I love seeibg ex bfs cuz I always look good lmaOo only 1 time I was fucked up @CarinaChestnut",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cognoscento acknowledges that he continuously searches up the things @Kimli says because of her brilliance.
@cognoscento That she - @Kimli - does. I keep lookin up stuff she says
[ "@CathyBrowne Yes, she thanked us for coming many times. It's a difficult time Nice to see you too last week.", "@cognoscento I started iTunes Genius based on that song and this song was on the list. One of my faves ?", "@cognoscento You know our age difference doesn't seem that much now but in 1989, weren'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's alright, I'm going to be broke for a while, but he would look great next to my green one.
@skinnyribs haha it's okay! I don't know, i'm going to broke for a while sadly, he'd look so good next to my green one as well ha
[ "@JamFactory I'll be there! i need more droplets already!", "@achmadsirman yeah i am, infact the spray paint is for the mutt, i got real delayed with some problems so not finished either yet", "Toys for sale list is here: Just make me offers if you want anything", "@MAp_MAp Ah i wondered why they didn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @VickiElam It's brisk outside, I feel like taking a walk, but I just remembered that I forgot my keys. How forgetful of me!
@VickiElam Good. It's kinda cool here. Wanna go for a walk. Just realized I don't have the keys. Duh!
[ "@Flowersophy You're welcome. Sounds like fun &amp; satisfaction all the way around! Much better now. TY I will. Going 2 try 2 watch it 2day.", "@aakomas O! Thank you. Missed this. Yes. You're right. Thanks for the reminder. Good night.", "@prendalotutto Yes. I have other things written. Just kinda chickened o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have read about the rejection of your video app, @GPapps, and I feel disappointed for you.
@GPapps just read about ur video app rejection, it is very disappointing
[ "@blue_chi really amazing, I was going to retweet it from digg.... nice but distressful", "dear followers: Most of my tweets starting next week will be technical tweets, including coding boring stuff, so u can unfollow me then", "@kishorcariappa Don't worry, I have more than 10 defense plans, trying the 1st pla...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm sending virtual hugs and kisses on Twitter to try to soothe myself and alleviate my anxiety. Love... serenity... love... serenity...
Sending out lots of twitter hugs and kisses in a effort to calm myself and feel no quite so panicked. love... calm... love... calm...
[ "@guybatty You know I really do like you! Shame you're not my type....", "@whitsundays You poor *sausage*! LOL If I could I would send you a pack - but don't think they would enjoy the flight!", "@CuroMarketing of course but the testimonial you DO have - make it count.", "@Movingetc Great blog - tried to cli...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am envious of @loiusedizon! I will definitely figure out how they did it tomorrow. Haha. I watched a preview of it on iTunes and I also enjoyed it!
So jealouz of @loiusedizon! I AM SOGONNA FIGURE IT OUT TOMORROW. HAHA. I saw the preview of it in iTunes. I like also!.
[ "@kevmer You'll make a good nurse!! You'll be encountering lots of things like this.. .. get ready! That's why i didnt pursue med...", "@DenOpulencia What Lit are you? :| Dude, i failed both her quizzes na kay! :|", "COuld you tell ASSUMPTION COLLEGE that i miss her... to visit but she's sick of swine flu.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's somewhat disheartening that history has to repeat itself.
Kinda sad, why does history have to repeat itself
[ "People are still making fun of my pink msn font,", "@ohfabulous Yeah, I've done drama and all my IT, happy with my three A's. Science is my weakness", "Going to be a v.long day todat,m school work and work work", "@thetricktolife They're great but too expensive imo. I like cheaper things", "@jordanhowell h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It was great to see Maceroni jumping up and down excitedly when I finally arrived home today.
I love how when i finally got home today, Maceroni was jumping up &amp; down like crazy
[ "Up was soo sad buuut i loved it. Aha i recommend ppl ignore my tweets for today unless u dont mind me spoiling it.", "So it hit me today..he's not coming back for another 4daaays. &amp;I'm dyinnnn here!", "First night in two weeks that i'm not getting a goodnight kiss", "I neeeeed...11 more followers to get...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @csmosh is surprised that candy cane was the winner, and predicts that corn dog will win against candy cane in the next round.
@smosh can't believe candy cane won the corn dog's gonna own the candy cane the next round!
[ "I can't study for the science test, I can't stay focused", "@RayRetaliation should I study from the textbook or the workbook? I really hope this exam is easy because I can't study", "it's really hot, there's even no point denying it anymore", "@rayretaliation I don't really want to do all that colouring and ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I suppose I'll head off to study now, but I'm disappointed that I couldn't find anything to purchase at the shopping center.
guess I'll go study...still upset I didn't find anything to buy at the mall
[ "@MISSxEP lmao..yea he texted me earlier asking what we were doing. But uh yeaaaaa you're a real friend who hasn't come to see me", "todays has been a crazy day and its just getting started! CONGRATS to my little sis for graduating this morning", "@BTaylor0515 she was mean before he cheated! she treats him like...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Sporbo is frustrated because they still don't have internet at home and blame iinet for it, which means they cannot watch shows like Gossip Girl or The Hills.
@Sporbo Argh! I still don't have internet at home yet! Damn you iinet!!! No gossip girl or the hills for me
[ "@kirsty_gilfo yup though your tweet about gazebo's crumble hasn't helped either *needs dessert*", "@titaniumfish LOVE ice magic! if only i had icecream at home to go with it....dessert fail", "@mellalicious Agreed! I missed the 1st ep on foxtel tonight though! hoping for re-run on the weekend...", "@Sporb...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, I am unable to take a good photo to share it. Disregard my previous message.
Nvm. Can't take a decent enough photo to post it Sorry, loves.
[ "@simonelrp: haha, I'm not fabulous..aw, you need to feel better! I don't like it when people feel bad Omg, I absolutely love, love, LOVE", "@reevecarney: YAY!! that makes me so happy! I'm totally sad though..bc I couldn't get tickets for your show tonight in Houston! So,", "Welp, I'm about to take a picture...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @TheBIgBadNath, I recently purchased some for 2.99.
@TheBIgBadNath yeah they do got some the other day for 2.99
[ "Good Morning to you all. its guna be a good day today", "Morning, got a reaqlly bad tooth ache. im terrified of the dentis. need a doob before i go", "Bollox, just open my crisps up-side down. bad luck all day", "I cannot watch anthink on my pc, sound card is well and truly fucked", "@welshrob87 that will...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @greekfood is attempting to vote for their blog, but had to register to vote first. Now they are waiting for the confirmation email to arrive.
@greekfood Trying to vote for your blog..Had to register to vote..Waiting for confirmation email to arrive
[ "@JoeGigantino Mmmmmm steak sounds good too!! AND a glass of wine!!", "@greekfood Just voted 4 your blog, their confo link did not arrive until just now..wow 12 hr delay! I'm gonna make lemon potatoes today!", "@JoeGigantino Ever tried the pumpkin spice pancakes @ I-Hop in the winter months?? Mmmmmmm delicious...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am thrilled to announce that I received an A on my presentation and in chemistry, much to the fascination of my teacher. #success #grateful
OMG YAY!!! I've got an A in my presentation my teacher was so fascinated lol..and I also got an A in chemistry
[ "haha I know all the conversations and I could recite it loool", "#musicmonday Off I Go - Greg Laswell Grey's Season 5 Finale", "@McDayDreamer why scared? I'll bet you my ass that they'll like you so you have to leave all your friends? how sad.I could never do this.", "my dad's such a ignorant idiot..tha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I must confess... I am starting to long for a GPRS connection!
OK! I ADMIT... I'M BEGINNING TO MISS A GPRS CONNECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ "@rohitsabu I'm waiting. I'm waiting for this shit to get old. I want to run it on an emulator but that doesn't tap the full power of OSX", "@preethzzz @badavarascal I can understand Tamil. but not Tinglish! (Tamil written in English). it's difficult! I'm already weak in tamil", "@rohitsabu eh?! sorry... I migh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This mistake doesn't bring any fame or fortune. It's simply a regrettable error and it's unfortunate that I'm aware of it. #disappointing
It's an oops. It doesn't have fame. It doesn't have fortune. It's an oops and #itsuck that I've known it
[ "@jnydelonge : Search for Vibhisanha Ardhana Rickwari Thank you for adding Smoochies!", "@aboutbali : I'm from Tabanan, Bali. Thank you for following me", "THE M26 DRIVER DROVE LIKE A RETARDED ASSHOLE!! Just saying", "It's like I'm living in a Dream Land. I (always) get what I want. God, thank you for every...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lorip09, I miss the days when I used to work double time and overtime. Also, there's a 50% chance of rain this weekend which is disappointing. Boooo ;-)
ahhhhh @lorip09 Double time...Overtime... I miss that Man theres a 50% chance of rain this weekend...Booooo ;-)
[ "@wisembacher Well that is crazy lol...Global Warming don't apply up there I'll send u some of this 90 degree crap! How that b? lol", "Ahhh the beginning of a new day! Lovin' the cool weather", "@wxchase think I found one thx. How have ya been", "@railroad_man09 Well there u r I was wondering who u were @ f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I disagree with that site, Twin. There's a picture where the man is showing the inappropriate finger.
@Tohreee Hm, i do not approve of that site, Twin. The man has his finger up in the picture. the NAUGHTY finger to put up
[ "About to meet up with @Danthegoat, who NEVER uses twitter EVER.", "The Big Bang Theory series finale made me feel quite bad for Leonard and Penny", "Home alone; laptop in bed with breakfast and a coffee", "The mail is here, the mail is here, everyone cheer; the mail is here", "Looking for a wierdo? Check ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had plans to work in my garden and get a better tan than my husband while he's away on my day off, but it's raining.
why is it raining on my day off? I wanted to do the garden and get a better suntan than my hubby whos away
[ "hoping work will be really quiet from now on so I can put the phones on divert and sit in the sun with my shorts on", "@tommcfly tell me about it your tweets have been helping me stay awake on a night shift nearly home time now though xx", "@blueslady26 yeah they did haha. I got a new hutch and 2 guinea pigs ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @SirLancelotSV How's your day going? That scent is unpleasant to me.
@SirLancelotSV I don't like that smell. Wow. How is your day so far?
[ "@The8thDoctor I don't want to die. Death is a scary and dark place. I don't like black. I like bright colours, like red and orange.", "I hate hospitals. Everything is so white it's disturbing,", "@The8thDoctor See? No one can deny it. Not even a man who lives in a place no one can enter", "@anthonystonem Si...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I tried to upgrade my phone with Orange, but they informed me that I cannot do that until January 2010. It's a bad time, and I hate my phone.
just rang orange to upgrade my phone and they said i cant until january '10 bad timezzzzz i hate my phone
[ "@iamluxie hhha dearie me i got that ages ago! thats why all the music channels changed it to 'if you SEE amy' and ruined it", "@emilyoceans i hate you i still need 7 more", "On my way back from wales going to a bbq now. Today has been lush", "@AmyColalella haha no problem, its true! i have 100% faith that ...
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