question_id
stringlengths
3
7
question
stringlengths
96
396
answer
stringlengths
14
204
documents
listlengths
9
548
profile_size
int64
9
548
task
stringclasses
1 value
split_kind
stringclasses
1 value
id
int64
0
10.4k
605400
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm trapped in my house and won't be able to attend the picnic unless my sister comes back.
ughhh im locked in my house! im not gonna be able to go to the picnic today unless my sister gets home...
[ "@Gillxox sorry that tweeted twice... my twitter isnt workin too well either!!", "yayyy my mom came home on her lunch so im not locked in anymore! gonna get a taxi to louises now", "people have come to start doing up my garden.... theyre very loud and woke me up", "@Popsyorl is it the same one still not downl...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,400
605401
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @chk10, you are welcome! I love you. Hehe.
@chk10 you are very much welcome love ya! hehe.
[ "@camilleprats wow. did you get to read the books?", "@xoClaraxo oh, thanks. but i've seen it on the site before. lol.", "@Shontelle_Layne yay! hope you can come here soon! the Philippines loves you!", "My tears came falling! lol. I'm rereading Harry Potter 7, the part when Snape died.", "@nikkigil wish me...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,401
605402
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Miranda is urging Orlando to join Twitter for the sake of his fans.
@mmkerr "ORLANDO, u must do it, get twitter, if not 4 u DO IT 4 UR FANS" show that 2 him, mirandam hope that helps xoxo
[ "i'm back from my dad's i attempted to read all the tweets since friday but there was so many, sorry guys. xoxo", "50 FOLLOWERS: YAY I AM SO HAPPY, I TREASURE U ALL THANK U SO MUCH", "#Music Monday: dead and gone by JT!!!! happy music monday everybody, I LOVE MUSIC", "goodnight all u twitterers. sweet dreams....
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,402
605403
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Looking forward to the Tuesday match and hoping Torres scores some goals. I predict our team winning 3-1 and believe that if Chelsea can beat them, so can we!
Cant wait for the match on Tuesday, really hope Torres scores a couple. I predict 3-1 to us lol. If Chelsea can beat them, so can we !
[ "In a bad mood, the mosaic competition didnt go so well.We need anum, BADLY Hoping we go through to next round in London (yn)", "Doesn't want to revise for chemistry exam. But she has to, cuz she's so shit at science Help?", "I want the New Moon book soo badd i have to read it. i <3 twilightt. Taylor Laut...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,403
605404
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wanted to get a J14 subscription for my friend's birthday, but I can't subscribe to it in the UK.
I can't subscribe too J14 in the uk i wanted too get it 4 my friends b-day !
[ "@taylorswift13 heyahh i thought u wern't cumin to london till the 5th ? i love you taylorr ..xx", "@theBrandiCyrus I LOVE YOU BRANDI . X .X X.X XX I LOVEEE YOOUUU", "@mileycyrus NNOOOOOOOO ur uk oe ent cumm outt oh well i will waiitt", "@ddlovato R u doin the brimingham(uk) concert with the jb ? cuz i ...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,404
605405
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling really down about several things currently, hoping the summer improves because right now it's not good at all.
Is really bummed out :/ Bout lotsa things...i Hope this Summer gets better cuz rite now: Booooooo.
[ "- Mixtape cover from 07/08 Did it myself! lol Check it out, wat yall think??", "Dang it feels so late but its pretty early still... Hmm bout 2 knock out soon tho meetn w/a vocal coach 2maro! I neeed it bad im so rusty", "CONT - Piece of cake or sumthn! Our house dont got NUTHN sweet rite now! Lol Ima try lo...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,405
605406
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I purchased another Droplet from @JamFactory and am eager to discover which one will arrive.
Just bought a second Droplet from @JamFactory. Excited to see which one is going to turn up!
[ "@sebbo All the best in SF & WWDC Seb, enjoy!", "@benny008 Yay, glad you do. Take a look @newonspotfiy, it's where me and @tomharman post our fave new finds.", "@stinkymarcel goes straight to people who can take care of it. All the best for the wedding!", "@aral That really suck dude, sorry to hear that...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,406
605407
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Austin, are you excited about Washington D.C.? What are your plans? Will you go sightseeing, visit museums, enjoy the nightlife, or try some local cuisine?
@Austinp3 YAY DC! what exactly do you wanna do? site see...museums...nitelife...eat??
[ "@sunshyne1202 i'm trying i'd feel a lot better if i could quit right now tho.", "@SoTickledPink i feel like i just wrote you my whole life story. sry its so long", "@MsNerese awwww hunny!!!!!!! my poor baby. bet our two bosses didn't tho.", "@Austinp3 good luck on the interview!!! you prob won't get lost......
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,407
605408
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Lioncourt: Oh, okay. I understand now. I was concerned about losing a lot of people, including you.
@Lioncourt Ah, that makes sense. Was worried I lost a bunch of folks, yourself included.
[ "@SensualStories I've read it and um, your other tweets would be the perfect way to start the day. Might even beat out coffee.", "@georgecham I know. sadly, things are still broken.... SHould have this fixed very soon.", "Oh @dropbox , why failst thou me? no folders updating, nothing in sync....", "@tallivan...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,408
605409
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Have a great time and enjoy yourself at JB! You deserve it. So excited to see you. xoxo"
@JonathanRKnight have fun..and enjoy yourself!!!!..u deserve it!!!!!...can't wait to see u at JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
[ "@JonathanRKnight go for it...ive had it it's so good!", "@Kelly_StrayCat awe don't pout....i told ya that i'd get ya some great pics! and video..that's something to look forward too!!!", "@JonathanRKnight LOL...yeah float them here to NY!...Sso we don't have to wait a week to see ya''ll !!!!!", "@Jonatha...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,409
605410
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Ldizzle66, tattoos can be addictive, but I am trying to limit myself to only two.
@Ldizzle66 yes tatoos def are addicting lol but I'm tryn to stop with 2
[ "@suburbiashkdwn @D4WNFRICK @Ldizzle66 @J4RED I should've went 2 DnB's tonite! I couldve seen yall Supose 2 b there 2mrw!", "@Alexander403 sadly no...I gotta go to waipahu grad rite after softball I forgot about it but I was soo lookn forwrd to vball", "@Ldizzle66 oh it was a pleasure, I'm so glad we got to c...
13
lamp_7
user_based
5,410
605411
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Are you planning to see Drag Me To Hell? And have you seen the New Moon trailer? Check it out.
Drag Me To Hell, are you going to watch it?? What about the trailer of New Moon, any comments for it? catch it -
[ "Really feeling down because I wasn't able to play badminton.. DARN IT!!", "@margoks It's way better that Da Vinci Code Don't worry you don't need to read the book Go watch Angels and Demons!!", "Lesson learned: Tennis, table tennis and badminton all uses different strokes!! Kudos to Rafael Nadal !! I'm a Ra...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,411
605412
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Where do you like to dine the most? What's the reason behind it? #Survey
#Poll: Where's your favorite place to eat? Why?
[ "@jwhof @IslandBoyBob is a Toastmaster in Seattle. Perhaps he can refer you to someone in SLC?", "@lspearmanii @milagro88 @dmf71 @paulmason10538 @mauibeech @gunka @maczter @ThankTank #Gratitude", "@paulbritphoto you can add an additional hashtag to designate the type of poll. For example: "#cars" or ...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,412
605413
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @annmarieaz, I wish to assist Gabby in knocking you down.
@annmarieaz i wanna be there to help gabby beat you up.
[ "@LaBelleMusik I got slumdog millionaire from my netflix today. yeaaaaaa", "- zees es the car that i saw on the freeway with the Vi4L sticker such a win and i want one.", "@sammy_DQUE I looooooooooooove that movie but I can't find it I need to go buy another one but idk where to get it cuz its kinda old. >...
19
lamp_7
user_based
5,413
605414
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's nostalgic to see many people graduating. I personally graduated 5 and a half years ago, and I was very emotional in the last few days, as I cried a lot.
Awww all this people graduating!! I remember when I graduated like 5 and a half years ago... and I cried sooooooo much those last days
[ "@shrimponbarbie ok, tell me if that picture works for you, i hope you like it!!!", "@blak4ever I'll sure try!! It's gonna be my second @ddlovato concert in a little over a month! (I went to the one in Argentina on May 21)", "I'm wearing flats today. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss my heels", "@PeterD...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,414
605415
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @roxiijonas and I have the same thought - he didn't appear to be drunk. However, the mention of the bodies is scary, and I wouldn't want to be the one who discovers them.
@roxiijonas ahaha same, he didn't really seem drunk lol. and about the bodies ah that's scary id hate to be the one who found them
[ "nothing to do. but im not tired enough to go to bed coz i didn't wake up till after 12", "my mum doesn't learn her lesson, 4th time now shes got this basal cell cancer on her skin :'(", "going to revise in the garden now. cosmological argument", "@roxiijonas yeah are you bringing lunch tomorrow or buying i...
28
lamp_7
user_based
5,415
605416
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning, Elvis. I am sorry to hear that you won't be able to come to NYC. I hope the other app you are using is sufficient to compensate for it.
@cglade Morning Elvis. So sorry to hear you can't make it to NYC Hope the other app is good enough to get over it...
[ "@cglade Good for you I hope I will have sth to show you, honestly, I'm still not sure how I can plan my photography in my daily schedule.", "@TomBourdon How I wish I were in Barcelona right now... we have gray skies, rain and 14°C here in Germany Hope you'll enjoy your day!", "Wishing all my Canadian friend...
13
lamp_7
user_based
5,416
605417
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yeah, I already knew it, but before you gave me the clue, I thought it was something related to Paris. Hehe.
Yeeaaah,I know it but before u gimme the clue,I thought it's something bout paris..heheh
[ "@DJ_Danger_Jonas haha lmao i saw ure vid and i laugh like crazy cool heels Joe", "I'm not gonna be tweeting for awhile because of that freakin tests! bye", "@DivaWonderGir Yeeaah! I said sure to her..she follow us btw she's @im2hot4u and me too! Not sure bout him :S", "@darlene121 hi! My name is Geralda,y...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,417
605418
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @missgiggly, I find cruisers to be amazing! I appreciate you making me chuckle. Here's a drink for you. Cheers!
@missgiggly Cruisers are awesome! Thanks for the laugh! This drink's for you. Cheers!
[ "Ok. So I'm still having posting issues. Not sure if this will appear. Will try again later", "@FizzyDuck No problem! I just call it how I see it", "@Tatterededges eating chocolate is hardly a "task". More like a favourite hobby!", "@PartyPleaser I'm curious, can the art be viewed by general public ...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,418
605419
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Interesting, but according to what I've read, mules are known to be smarter than horses and can do more work. The tweet also says that two mules can't make a racehorse.
@KavisMusings [Two mules cant make a race horse] Interesting. But, I've read that mules are smarter than horses & do more work
[ "@thej If a Cong govt was ruling Karnataka, Cauvery wouldn't have found a mention Truly, our politicians have no integrity.", "@scorpfromhell Long live Lenin & all that sort of thing", "@aswinanand Well, we are on the verge of ruining this planet completely. Time we started working on another, dontya think...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,419
605420
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Finally got some sleep after working a 12-hour night shift, but my back is in pain and my hands are cut up.
YAY managed to sleep after my 12hour nightshift shift! Back is killing me and my hands are all cut and horrible!
[ "@kristosbaby lol mee too although it's more to do with how skint I am We shall all need to get a wee lunch sometime soon though!", "@ehu heh aww I'll try I dunno if it's the right move but it's the only option that was available to me at the time", "@KeepItHandy hey you! Not heard from you for ages! I've b...
38
lamp_7
user_based
5,420
605421
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Deff1, you seem to be quite busy lately, entering and leaving quickly! I hope you're enjoying your photography and coffee sessions.
@Deff1 You pop in and out very quickly these days! Hope all the picture taking & coffee drinking are good!
[ "@ToddBrink I soooooo feel your pain! Glad there are more like me out there!", "@LaVernB Wrap, baby, wrap! I'm here for ya!.. I am doing ok! Cloudy here & waiting on the oil man, but still having a decent day!", "Thank you so much for all of the #FollowFriday Twitter Love! And Welcome to all of the new foll...
38
lamp_7
user_based
5,421
605422
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: We are having breakfast with Auntie Alice, Uncle Tony, and sister at Alexis on Telawi 3.
at alexis on telawi 3! hvin bfast w/ auntie alice unc tony n sis!
[ "@shuntlai hahaha i eat and work together considered a blessing leh. i won't stress over work too much cause got food to buffer", "@mikefoong lol i like challenges the more impossible the more i want to try!", "@nesarajah no problem. i can safely say, 75% here that it is confirmed @mikefoong i just need lette...
35
lamp_7
user_based
5,422
605423
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, I had a very busy day and couldn't tweet anything. Sleep took up most of my time.
I've had the most tweetless day. =/ Sorry. Sleep consumed my life, I apologize!
[ "'Being married to a vampire was way better' - Sookie Stalkhouse", "I didn't officially say good morning, so good morning!!", "I think I'm calling it a night. Good night tweeters! Have a blessed night!!", "@SirEdwardCullen How about a tragety? I was always part of the dramatics. I don't know, Romeo really lov...
54
lamp_7
user_based
5,423
605424
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: There's an app called iChat for making phone calls but it doesn't include the option to hang up.
Wow, if you want to make a phone call, there is an app for that ichat but ihangup is not included ...
[ "@SkinJunkie thanks and some day I will get back to my twestory where a story is told via tweets.", "I'm hungry wonder if bw3 is over crowded .", "@phlojo its called categories yet it is only accessible for jailbreaken devices", "Oh oh vs semi annual sale starts tomorrow.. Oh wow how could I go to work with...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,424
605425
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The apricot fiesta, which has been happening for around 30 years, is held annually in downtown Patterson.
@DaMexiRican apricot fiesta is an annual fiesta held here in downtown patterson! been goin on for like 30 yrs or somthing
[ "Watching Cold Case Files, next, Frequency I heart that movie!", "@liquidwings good to hear we are all here for u!", "@TheFabMsWhitney make a pink & black skulls & hearts theme!! haha.... are any of ur themes posted somewhere?! id like to check em out", "@PinkBerryGirl lol ya this weekend is a non-s...
35
lamp_7
user_based
5,425
605426
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @whataboutkirsty, check out www.vivienofholloway.com for a variety of beautiful dresses.
@whataboutkirsty May I direct you to the following site: www.vivienofholloway.com Nice dresses galore
[ "The Proclaimers are playing in Shetland on August 29th. Why does all the good stuff happen up there when I'm not around?", "Byres Road proved fruitless Will try Great Western Road next week instead...", "@whatlindsaydid That's been the story of my life for weeks", "And why do Vivien of Holloway keep removin...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,426
605427
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm also excited, but I don't have an iTunes account."
@lpfmfan I`m excited too.But i haven`t an iTunes account
[ "Why do i get a Friend request from a Page which doesnt exist? Twitter is so weird sometimes...", "ok.be back later. have to help my boyfriend with our self-made Burger ... Yummyyy :3", "My Boyfriend likes New Divide very much He played it 3 times at night", "@EvoOba I heared that Mikes fav Cartoon is &quo...
13
lamp_7
user_based
5,427
605428
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I could see White Sox players at random bars I go to instead of Cubs players.
Why can't I see WHITE SOX players @ random bars I go to.. NOT Cubs players waaah
[ "I have a feeling I'm gonna be very disappointed in the outcome of this game. I can't express enough how much I hate Chelsea. ugh #facup", "@jrich23 That's so awesome that you follow soccer I'm a little surprised!", "Im so glad I'm following @World_Cup2010 so I can keep updated on the huge game I'm missing t...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,428
605429
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @potsofgold4u is suggesting the use of www.tweeteradder.com to gain 100 followers daily by adding everyone or paying for VIP.
@potsofgold4u Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
[ "@divaweava Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip", "@x_desss Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip", "@justinisloco Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you ...
81
lamp_7
user_based
5,429
605430
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey, we didn't win the jackpot this time, but let's remain optimistic and have another go next Friday.
@smartie999 Jackpot still intact, then? Jolly good! Let's try again next Friday
[ "@Neets68 @mfowmes Too late, darling! Didn't get anything out of it, though Not sure I'm into mercy killings ...", "@robineccles tenderhook, boyzo, louisgray, erliscinsky (!), Z3roCo1n to name but a few Have spent all my ££ on defense!", "@smartie999 Yes, were there last June. Stayed with friends in Oswestr...
50
lamp_7
user_based
5,430
605431
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thanks to eBay.com and favorable exchange rates, FNB has set a new record of $12.50.
New FNB record $12.50. Thank you exchange rates and eBay.com
[ "@LubySleeps I would <3 to, lets go to somewhere with golden sand and clear sea and sunbathe? I'll let you use my lilo", "@lubysleeps my phone's totally crazy so i think ima have to wait till the morning to fix it sorry i can't ring you to say g'night, i hope", "I'm laid in bed. Not sleeping I know why. He...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,431
605432
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Greetings, Twitterverse! To our secret group, maybe it's time for one of us to rise and eliminate some individuals. Just a suggestion.
Hello Tweet World - and to our spyring : we should start powering up 1 of us to take peeps out - just a thought
[ "w00t! Just taken the plunge and invested in a dedicated server to run my sites Playportal, Playstuff, Woofday and Scratch my Back", "@gracesmith afternoon - thought you'd stopped playing then you came up as a target suggestion :o good luck #spymaster", "@philcampbell yeah, it's been a revelation to me tbh! f...
21
lamp_7
user_based
5,432
605433
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Al Green emerged victorious! I've been fond of him since I was just three years old!
@wrightfilms @flyddw Al Green won! I've had a crush on him since I was like 3 years old!
[ "@martha_van I need for you to get on track Lady...that's an order!!", "@TiffanyPR I know right! It's hard to explain it to people who don't Tweet...that's when I point to the relationships I've made!", "@jessicacolon My son is back at school today - feeling much better. He wasn't too sick...he didn't stop eati...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,433
605434
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Hollywoodheat, don't worry, it won't happen in the Twitter world, so you're fine.
@Hollywoodheat lol it won't be in the tworld. so you're safe
[ "@dlbliss i need to get let you send me some stuff. 9 times out of 10 i want or listen to it. i only have like 3 mixtapes on my new comp.", "@JessDubb i don't think i've said anything quote board worthy in a while. i'm stepping my intellectual convo up", "@JessDubb lol no. i'm studying beyonce's hair for hallow...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,434
605435
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @YoungQ: Oh no, I haven't reached home yet. I just boarded the train.
@YoungQ aww man im not home yet just got on the train,
[ "@YoungQ aw man, i cant get in the chat here @ work, im blocked! this sucks big time!", "@YoungQ n the fact thar u take the time to correct spelling errors, its like whoa! Ur melting my heart here", "@YoungQ i feel left out again, cant chat live from work, this sucks.", "@YoungQ have fun chatting, cant acces...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,435
605436
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Jonathan, do you have a prior commitment? I wish I could be there tonight, but I'll wait until May 3rd. Are you going to be at the launch party?
@JonathanRKnight Prior commitment? You?? Where?! Soo wish I was there tonight, but will wait until May 3rd U gonna be at launch party?
[ "@gvalentinoball aw u need us to bring lunch to u?", "@_crc_ what up Chris? I hope ur followers start goin up bec I posted on facebook & myspace about all of u #LETS DRUM THIS!!", "@DWsEventualWife Hope to meet you too! We're gonna have a blast! Have a safe flight", "@jordanknight HAHA there it is! too f...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,436
605437
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: CYHSYtheband acknowledges that Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds are indeed Australian, even though they are not from Australia.
@CYHSYtheband Yes you're totally right! Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds...I believe he IS Australian!-though I'm not actually from here.
[ "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was such a sad movie", "@snobscrilla I have finally figured out why I cannot find Day One on iTunes... because I'm registered to the US store! CRY CRY CRY WHYYY", "@lolporn looks like you've got a pervy match made in Twitter heaven ;) But it isn't any fun that we all can't watch...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,437
605438
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Kayla_Kush, you'd want to avoid seeing me yesterday as I was down and really sick. Blegh.
@Kayla_Kush You would want to see them. Blegh I was down yesterday. I got really sick
[ "Horrible mood. I need my bestfriend. some one make me smile.", "why do people stop talking to me when they find out my sexuality? i'm not a disease and i'm not going to hit on you. silly people", "@amandaxxj it is true. maybe i'm just getting my time of the month soon but everything sucks today.", "Stomach...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,438
605439
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I believe it's time to sleep now, it's 1 am and the iPhone update hasn't arrived yet. I'm feeling tired, so goodnight Twitter friends.
Me thinks it's time for bed, 1am & no iPhone update yet *yawn* until tomorrow twitter friends!
[ "Up super early this morning. Been up a few hrs. now w/the hubby on his first day at the new internship", "@MadysonDesigns LOL - happy hour on a weekday is only ever good in theory!! Hope you're not suffering to much", "Twitter, how I missed you. Spent all day yesterday unplugged...it was kind of nice", "Good...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,439
605440
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My ability to manipulate fractions came from my time spent in betting shops during my teenage years. I find decimals to be much easier.
@PaulHarriott totally my dexterity with fractions came from spending by teenage years in betting shops ... decimals much easier!!
[ "On the whole, I'd rather be at Stonehenge this weekend. But it's probably just as well that I won't be", "@PaulHarriott World Of Sport & Grandstand starting at something like 11 as well Though of course, we had a different match on TV up here.", "Good morning Europe and the rest of the Twitterverse as we...
22
lamp_7
user_based
5,440
605441
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The skies in England have opened up with hail, thunder, lightning, and rain. It's so bad that the person can't even see outside their window and they're scared.
England just let it's skies open. Hail, Thunder, Lightning, Rain. WOAH. I can't even see out my window it's so yucky! i'm scared!
[ "HAHAHA SOMEONE JUST CAME DOWN OUR ROAD WITH THEIR CAR WINDOWS OPEN AND GOT THEMSELVES DRENCHED. OHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW SILLY!", "going to bed now. i have 61 followers. i only had 53 this morning. STRANGE. goodnight. tonight was actually nice.", "morning. sorry i didn't call last night. i got home and i felt so si...
22
lamp_7
user_based
5,441
605442
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @purplebint It seems like I have finally found an opportunity to voice my complaint, but I might have waited too long.
@purplebint Just in time for my complaint. Left it too late I guess
[ "@Tittch Very lucky Tittch, keep my fingers crossed for you that all goes well. Don't forget you can't smile any more in the photo", "@Tittch *falls off chair* Make sure you have new pictures with you. Big hugs, what a way to start a holiday *squish*", "But sad because she forgot she's nearly out of the precio...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,442
605443
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I accidentally stepped on a piece of glass in Asda, resulting in a bleeding foot and people staring at me. Should I consider claiming compensation?
stood on glass in asda and cut my foot open it was bleeding everywhere, people were staring haha. think im gunna claim compensation? :L
[ "at school, just had one of my exams got another one this afternoon they're so harddd....", "sunbathing in the garden i cant see anything on the screen though :\\ nevermind the weather is hot hot hot lets pray it stays this way.", "just got in...now even more sunburmt..early night tonight didnt get in until ...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,443
605444
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lambybiscuits: His immune system is completely weakened. Nevertheless, I am happy that there is another alternative that we can attempt! #fantastichr
@lambybiscuits It is. His whole immune system is shot. Glad to have another option to try though! #awesomehr
[ "I'm using @MrTweet to recommend one person per day. If you feel recommend-y, check it out.", "@xtall68 Thank you! If tomorrow is as good as today was I won't complain.", "@AuCourant_Amour Hi, new Twitter friend! I just checked your site - that customizable word search bag is so cool. Glad to meet you.", "@S...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,444
605445
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Looking forward to the weekend! I'll be going away and won't be with my brother or dad. Unfortunately, I'll be missing my friend's birthday party.
Can't wait til the weekend.. Going away for the weekend! No brother, No dad! Miss out on my friends b'day party though
[ "Just went into the car my brother and dad drove non-stop for 5 days.. aboslutely reiks of boy sweat and it smelt like old fish.. Gross..", "Baking brownies and watching Will & Grace.. Oooh! Star Trek is back in trending topics! YAY!", "Left school early today to go to the orthodontist.. Miss out on engli...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,445
605446
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I was going to sleep but now I'm going to get a drink with @coatsy instead. Hehe!"
hehe! had planned on getting some sleep. plan just changed. heading out to grab a drink with @coatsy instead
[ "@delic8genius @nickhodge he is indeed very cool & lovely!", "@maduck yeah the drink meant I didnt have to leave the house.... unlike dinner!", "@coliwilso heh yeah! its been a weird collection of movies this weekend", "@maduck well actually its moisture - and I figure Cocktails suit that perfectly! Not j...
24
lamp_7
user_based
5,446
605447
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kthei haha, I really desire to add Darth Vader to my list!
@kthei lol i want darth vader on my list!
[ "@kthei would, if i was out that way! the update in which i was referring to though, "I was looking at my wall most of the day, thinking".", "i hate my stomach more then anything EVERY damn time i eat i always- get the worst pains.", "@Pokefeo damn you're glue fan as well you shoulda came out for t...
20
lamp_7
user_based
5,447
605448
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello, good morning! Happy Friday! How are you doing? xxx
@Fionaw77 Good morning! Yay for the Friday-ness! How are you? xxx
[ "@louisenkotb awww! Cute pic! I remember those posters from back in the day xxx", "@cat_elliott aww congrats to all of you That's fantastic! Hope the weather stayed nice xxx", "@gina_pina_14 aww that sucks hate waking up early when I don't have to it's just wrong on so many levels isn't it!", "Rain is ev...
44
lamp_7
user_based
5,448
605449
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Nortoons, that's concerning. I apologize. I hope everything turns out alright. Have you tried contacting JPP?
@Nortoons well that's... Disconcerting I'm really sorry! Hoping for the best! Did ya call jpp?
[ "@katiebeth haven't found it yet? I am so sorry, Katie wish I cld do something", "@raganmd haha and SUPER expensive I love my used book store though. And I'm saving up for my very own wii! (And a new couch)", "DARNIT. I bought a lock for the gym. SWEAR I wrote the combo down... Can't find it", "@brendaeli...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,449
605450
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have to wash four trucks today, even though they don't belong to me.
has to wash 4 trucks today. they arent even mine
[ "sitting alone at the new home. I hate moving. I miss my grandma already", "@GraceBones I ended up not going. For a brief moment I was going to go just to see Jess but opted 2 be a home body. I'm getting old.", "@GraceBones probably, with as much as we talk on Twitter I would think we would run in2 each other m...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,450
605451
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mundaysa, that's awesome! Regarding the email, I'm not sure about the level of interest people have in politics and law, so if I went into too much detail, please forgive me.
@mundaysa That great! Hey, that e-mail... I just never know how much or how little people follow politics/law, so if I overexplained...
[ "@anamariecox Hmmm... maybe, but most of us women know how much work it takes to get that "natural" look.", "@utbrp Well, the help I need is in the picture itself. Not kidding when I say I have no pictures of me. Very few. #stupidfemalevanity", "My congressman @jahimes just tweeted me. I looked at h...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,451
605452
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh dear, my sister is currently watching Tarzan from Disney... I also wish to watch it.
On, no, sister is watching Disney's Tarzan... I want to watch it too
[ "@gewoonlianne I'm not sure I know anyone who wouldn't have to save money to buy any of those books", "@CyberWasteland @cartoonmoney Relax I still like both of you (and I'm generally not friends with girls. They are scary *shudders*)", "@cartoonmoney And, actually, we need more seasons, not just a few extra mi...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,452
605453
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm going to sleep now, but it feels strange not having Luke here with me at night.
about to go get some beauty sleep. it's so weird not having Luke here at night
[ "Ooh or go outside and read my book in the sun but that means energy applying suncream. Stupid fast-burning skin!", "can't wait for this terrible week to end! Praying next week will be much much better!", "I'm gonna miss south downs college this autumn everythings going to change - it's gonna be so hard sayi...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,453
605454
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had a delicious breakfast in the afternoon, and now I need to prepare for work. However, I'm still emotionally affected by the intense ending of Nip/Tuck.
just had a yummy breakfast in the afternoon...gotta get ready for work soon Still disturbed ab Nip/Tuck...that ending was intense!!!
[ "Damn insomniatic tendencies are torturing me...I dont wanna sleep my day off away", "@joeymcintyre Im really sad that Im just now reading your tweets...missed the whole thing", "@moonfrye Was told the song that was #1 the week u turned 18 is sposed to be the sdtrk for ur life...sad mines Macarena..gag me!!!",...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,454
605455
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: According to #MrTweet, @Paul_Rasmussen is an adept in handling Project Management and Microsoft products.
#MrTweet I recommend @Paul_Rasmussen because he is an expert on Project Management and Microsoft products
[ "@TheEngTeacher yeah would love to participate, but keep hitting dead ends", "@TheEngTeacher What can I say...I get on better with ladies Do you blame me?", "@MaraBG Oooh really? Great gosh, glad I was sitting down Will look forward to viewing", "@cindyleigh As long as the connection is right (same as a Mot...
56
lamp_7
user_based
5,455
605456
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cgoldberg I currently utilize swfdec but due to issues, I am intending to switch to a different program. I cannot endorse it.
@cgoldberg I am using swfdec. Planning to move away because of problems. Will not recommend it..
[ "@markhneedham I haven't found any resources except Jim's. I was talking mostly from experience. May be I will write when I find some time", "@bpettichord Congrats Bret on your new assignment. Hope it will help Watir to grow more", "@tcfodor Hmm... That would be nice if my iphone is working. I broke my iphone a...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,456
605457
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I sense a change in the closeness between Ducky and me. I am unsure why, but perhaps it is better this way.
Can already feel the distancing between me and Ducky Idk. Maybe it's for the best.
[ "On the hunt for some purple finger nail polish.. Got to get cute for this wedding.", "Sitting on the floor at my aunt's eating Krystals. I miss Krystals", "Listening to Jay-z and Beanie Sigel to help clear my mind.. I just don't know any more", "Really wishin i felt better Don't worry Faith we will still be...
17
lamp_7
user_based
5,457
605458
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I seem to have started an argument, and now I'm not sure how I'm going to avoid having to tweet for a while.
Oh well obviously I started some sort of argument....dunno how I'm gonna not tweet for a bit
[ "@Spidersamm I think its too much about the money now not the meaning", "@redflamerose Try living in York! Everytime I try get on MySpace or Facebook the line disconnects and reboots...its sucky", "@nova937music @novahans Thanks for replaying th Eskies gig guys", "Having a conversation with a 3mth old baby......
50
lamp_7
user_based
5,458
605459
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Jayreason, I see the video is now accessible. Are the downloads also available at the moment? Hmm..
@Jayreason ah yes the vid is finally available... ...r the downloads available now too? hmmm...
[ "@Tyrese4ReaL for me mcfarlane = Spawn....luv that creation of his", "@TYRESE4REAL - well just dont lose u're phone, now that will be a tragedy!! sorry tho...", "@rvagirl Oh I believe you... sooo @RebeccaNavarro thinks she belongs elsewhere, I say I dont think so...", "@HluvsLuminosity well, besides u'...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,459
605460
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Taking some alone time before the family returns. It's a good thing, believe me.
@DavidKirlew I am just having a little me time before the rest of the family gets home - trust me - good thing!
[ "@coreyskort Better way to see a series - no pauses", "@theDeanoRama Nevermind this went from bad to worse quickly (I meant Brit's pic) and I can't take it back now (I wish you had got it then", "@nsane8 I know, but it might be a fun side trip", "@Azlen OH he is so great - he asked if I wanted the whole thin...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,460
605461
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The latest catchphrase is "Less is More" and it's quite funny.
Thw new saying is "More for or with Less"...LOL
[ "Satille blacked out new rain storm moving in, Bummer", "@CubanaLAF Really I would have never known that, Thanks...LOL", "Hope all is well with everyone, Hey! I sure with we would get some RAIN!!!!, Just joking. I have seen enough rain. Recking US Open Golf", "@beckamcmaster Sorry to hear about your Hangover....
19
lamp_7
user_based
5,461
605462
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have finished watching Hatching Pete and I find Jason Dolley very likable.
Finally, Hatching Pete's done I love love Jason Dolley :xx
[ "@KrisAllenmusic Wow. I sure do wish you could visit the Philippines. You have really great fans here, including me. HAHA", "I'm craving for Starbucks. It's been a long time since I had a frap", "@DavidArchie Aww. I wanna watch the UP too! Was it a nice movie?", "@Zairy Oh, yung parang recently released? I w...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,462
605463
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have an intense dislike for this emotionally-charged assignment and I dislike it so much that I feel like crying.
I cant stand this. this assignment is to emotional. i hate it. i want to cry.
[ "i hate putting good songs on as my alarm tone, cause i start hating on them.", "im so sick and tired of believing that i cant.", "i find it hard to concentrate with you, twitter.", "wow. painting nails does make me feel a bit better... or maybe its just the fumes.", "Oolala. @totallyhappy, what a good idea...
24
lamp_7
user_based
5,463
605464
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Great photo! I also wish I was in it.
@Shay98 fabulous pic!! I wish I was in that one too
[ "@wizbiff I know!!! Just awful for them to have to deal with that stuff...", "@JonathanRKnight Looks like u r done for the night. Get some much needed rest and enjoy your time off!! Love U", "@starbucksapron evil, but loveable, buggers! LOL! In mine from Tuesday Joe wouldnt let me get over to be next to Jon...
15
lamp_7
user_based
5,464
605465
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Greetings, @andrewhuntre! It's been a while since I tweeted. I'm getting ready to go to bed, but unfortunately missed you again. To make light of the situation, I'll quickly blame you for something.
Hi @andrewhuntre *waves* Long time no tweet. I'm just about to head off to bed..dang, missed ya again <quick..blame him for sumpin>
[ "@WTFJAY night hope you get more rest this time", "@scottrmcgrew How was your cuppa? I used mine just to keep my hands warm", "@BlokesLib PMSL that's so funny, you're such a nut", "gosh is that @BlokesLib i see peeking his beanie in?", "@icywings11 and i just saw who you blocked, you are not the first &...
48
lamp_7
user_based
5,465
605466
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, it won't be available for much longer, but don't worry, it will be back on at 6:10. Sky is great!
Afraid not It's over in an hour but it's on again at 6:10! Gotta love Sky ^^
[ "@chowayu a ur de best thanks 4 the links btw, I hope the 'rents settle soon D= *hug*", "@chowayu "fail"? Alrighty then! Ah you'll fit right into the bebo world ^^", "I like the sun! I just don't like how I don't get to enjoy it! Twill be gone next week", "I'm sad to take off the suit b/c I know I...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,466
605467
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I unlocked my phone and my mom realized she was being too tough on me. I'm headed to Queensland for Christmas.
got my phone unlocked mum thought she was to hard on me. GOING TO QLD AT CHRISTMAS
[ "@jemacourtney but your not cause you have dance 24/7", "@SMMpharmd ohhhh im totes jeal of you now hahha im gonna have a good weekend though", "@audreygiselle nah thats chill love but i'll see you soon!! what are you guys doing tomorrow night? x", "@kattyybabbyy delete one then redownload it works for meeee...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,467
605468
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RVPaul, it appears to be exciting! Our plan is to relax and go see my father. Since the weather is excellent, I'd like to take advantage of it.
@RVPaul Sounds like fun! I think we are going to just take it easy and visit my dad. The weather is great so I want to enjoy that too.
[ "@lance02 The smiling thing is mutual! As for going with the flow, it is easier than you think. Maybe I will do a post on it one day.", "@positivepresent Hi Dani! I just got online and have not checked any blogs. I did the comment you left. I will check out your new blog!", "@philgerb I am happy to hear that a...
16
lamp_7
user_based
5,468
605469
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @spoyzz, please refrain from doing it. I am positive that you have enough.
@spoyzz no dont do it im sure u have plenty
[ "I want to sit in a cupboard and hide away...", "@Saskiafairy I know times r hard. Were going to have to move out of this flat, no holiday for about 5 years, no new clothes it's real bad", "I can't stop crying. I'm horrible to my husband and putting him off, I know, I feel like I'm driving him away I can't he...
29
lamp_7
user_based
5,469
605470
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Currently delving into the Lewis and Clark expedition and learning about Sacajawea!
im now reading abt the lewis and clark expedition, and sacajawea!
[ "here's a lovely poem i would like to share with the world. and thanks nicole and jace for sharing with me.", "im gonna boycott facebook for the moment. and concentrate on YOU, twitter! :-D", "@redsonata: GASP you insulted me ya know! twitter rocks ok! x) lol", "srsly, who labelled these "losers" ...
18
lamp_7
user_based
5,470
605471
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MerewichDaBitch has been free for a long time, but hasn't had much luck. They believe they need to create their own opportunities, which involves money.
@MerewichDaBitch I've been unlocked for decades now...just not lucky, never have been. Gottta make my own luck and that involves $$$$$
[ "@ThisIsRobThomas props to Mari... She deserves 'em! Gorgeous... I can't grow anything...", "Mostly, life is raging river. So sometimes you need to swim to shore, sit awhile. ~Trixie Wish I could, just can't right now...", "@dave_patten so you're all about deep thoughts in pithy fashion, huh?", "@ThisIsRob...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,471
605472
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tvanderwell expressed surprise and dismay about additional negative developments for Michigan, and possibly for its neighboring states as well.
@tvanderwell Oh, golly! More bad news for MI, and neighboring states.
[ "@JosephBTreaster LOL So many of us tweet, instead of reading bedtime stories.", "@problogger I'm having trouble with plain WP pages, nevermind plug-ins.", "@BawldGuy I think that's pretty funny, too, Jeff.", "@craignewmark And, I'll bet, as a little kid, you were pretty impressed with the sheer size of Radi...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,472
605473
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I need to leave now to have breakfast, help my boyfriend get ready for work, play a quick game on the Wii with my daughter, and then spend the rest of the day outside.
Gotta go folks and get breakfast and set my bf on his merry way to work. Then a quick game with daughter on wii b4 a day in the sun
[ "@amyshell Just on way home from shopping. Spent way to much", "@aspo1 hello again. Just up heating the baby's bottle. So tired! thanks for keping me company during the nite x", "@manuel1avila fell asleep with iPhone in hand last nite. LOL. I had a few beer and was super tired! All is good here.", "@aspo1 go...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,473
605474
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @janetanne, oh how sweet! The release of HBP is just around the corner and it'll be like a belated birthday gift!
@janetanne awwww bb HBP is coming out soon, it'll be like a belated bday present!
[ "@karendee meeee too he really does have gorgeous feet, lol", "@rdang haha ikr? i'm so sad, we don't have TV anymore so i have to wait to dl SYTYCD episodes", "@moony394 i'll miss him too, bb the episode seemed unimportant after foreteen found kutner, so i stopped watching.", "o hai, new ontd_ai followers! ...
37
lamp_7
user_based
5,474
605475
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's a shame, but I also have to sign off soon due to the current storm outside.
really aww well i have to get off soon too cuz of the storm thats outside right now
[ "damn am i the only one in the world who cant see the mtv movie awards but want too", "@Hattz_4_Lifee i wish but i only found it on yt ,, but it still awesomee im going to buy her album when it comes out in my town", "OMGG the mtv awards is soon and i cant even watch it stupid tv urgg im frusturated -sighs- i ...
12
lamp_7
user_based
5,475
605476
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Leaving now, see you all later. Have a great day!
hitting the road.....c u guys later have a great day
[ "@shustonphotos ooh that's nice , but they are big we have bugs, gators and panthers here in swampland", "@Rootedinstyle nice! sounds like fun say hola to dora for me", "@HughCollier hmmm....the sites i know are more commercial/architectural based but let me think on it...DM me your email", "@mitchy1441 oo...
33
lamp_7
user_based
5,476
605477
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kelliferrr, you witnessed it as well? Same here, I had no idea I had the ability to do that. How incredible.
@kelliferrr wow you saw it too so did i, i didnt know i could do that how amazing
[ "Boo ya Just got paid 15 quid for learning math for 2 hourss GET IN THERE !", "its like watching a bread stick go out with an orange", "@hgreilly Yep another member of the A-TEAM", "I actually cannot handle it anymore, Ive gotta sleep 43 hours awake is along time", "Trying to study maths, just seemed to b...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,477
605478
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My two closest friends performed a great duet at tonight's show. Excited to see what's next for us. For now, I need rest!
My two besties did a great duet at the show tonight! I can't wait to see what the future folds for the three of us. First, I need sleep!
[ "Interview in the morning, photo shoot in the afternoon, and show tomorrow night, then dinner with my favorie guy and both our families!!", "@ChaceAdamTaylor I'm going home tomorrow (technically today i guess since it's 3 am) i have a show to do then im going to kansas city", "@jesscorrie Oh that does sound st...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,478
605479
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thai curry bowl appreciation! Shoutout to Stir Crazy who I love.
Thai curry bowl. Stir Crazy, I <3 U!!!
[ "@R33S i hate when my iPhone goes into its death throws like that. last 20% goes fast! why was ur boss calling and bitching that's not ok", "@R33S lol. Not in a public forum, dear. ;) sorry u burned ur mouth. drinking wine & beer with my friend @scottramm now. Funness.", "@R33S wish I could say good-no wa...
57
lamp_7
user_based
5,479
605480
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Audrey laughed and said she's been doing fine, but has been doing a lot of thinking. She also said work is going pretty well. She then asked how things are on the person's end.
@audreygiselle hahaha yeah! & ive been alright. just thinking alot. & works pretty good how are things on ur end? xxx
[ "On the bus it just got there as i got there lucky!", "sitting on the couch drinking oj, my head hurts. nothing has gone right today", "@audreygiselle i dont remember my plan and i also dont have work tomorro xxx", "ride youre bike take the stairs look in the freezer", "@audreygiselle why was youre day ...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,480
605481
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Mangowe ...and smelling of garlic coming from beneath the cushions? haha
@Mangowe ...and stinking of garlic from under the cushions? lol
[ "@rhemsworth Hi Ross, I'll be heading back to the Westcountry today. Shall we wave as I pass with the train?", "@toryradio Can't answer, I'm afraid - it would be like a blind leading another, as I can't see the match here in Sweden.. Shall we guess?", "@rhemsworth Ok, understand. Good to have him on, though! J...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,481
605482
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JKL_Jon, oh my goodness! Thank you for responding. I didn't expect you to. Your guys' videos always make me laugh. Greetings from England!
@JKL_Jon ahhh!!! yay thanks for replying haha didn't think you would-you guyes vids always crack me up lol Holla from England! lol
[ "@justinmgaston Please twitter again soon, I miss seeing your updates", "Just wrote a song entitled 'It's All Good'. It's simple and short and... but I like it.", "Woke up waay too late this morning-make that afternoon", "- I cannot believe I ordered a salad for a main-that's what I get for eating twice", "...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,482
605483
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just created a Twitter account for my new service because the username I originally wanted was already taken.
Just registered a twiiter username for a new service I want to launch, the original one I wanted has already gone
[ "Don't mention pregnancy now being followed by baby site", "@adriangoodall True, actually BL is very cool, though I then got huge indigestion, thought I was going to black out, stress not good", "Having a coffee in Starbucks, still can't get into Linux box after re-install boxes that require DHCP now losing ad...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,483
605484
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh no! @mousebudden is currently live streaming, but my cousin is watching funny dance videos on the computer at the same time. It's so entertaining, you guys!
Awwww damn! @mousebudden is broadcasting right now and my cuz is watchin dance videos on the computer!!! they are hilarious yall lol
[ "@Kila21 CHI TOWN ALL DAY MY NIGGA!!!! Livin in wack ass Cali!", "@cLaRkKeNt22 LOL. Yeah I was gettin my autotune onnnn!", "Dammit!!! I'm gonna miss the BET AWARDS @arieschild @sasha12900 @cneislove we were goin 2 the red carpet 2gether...sigh, I'm sad.", "My did I just start my tweet off like @twitter....LO...
18
lamp_7
user_based
5,484
605485
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am getting emotional as Sher Khan killed Raksha.
ah fuck i'm actually tearing up. Sher Khan killed Raksha.
[ "- Alice and all the object-birdies are sad", "@alexalltimelow Oh no you di-int. What about Sydney?! Didn't even take your shirt off!", "@charlietotem just a concert i can't go to due to trials", "@megan512 I haven't talked to you in ages and I miss you", "@alexalltimelow @riandawson @zackalltimelow @jackal...
17
lamp_7
user_based
5,485
605486
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Created this mix for enjoyment. Lived with one of BCR members in Lake Forest, CA but not as a boyfriend. Attempting...
I made this mix just for fun. I used to live w/ 1 of the BCR (not as a bf) though in Lake Forest, CA. Trying ...
[ "I hope you had a great day...the kids were super today", "@JonathanCheban it's not the Hamptons though (teasing) glad you landed safely", "@crystal @andr8a @charles red x (profile pic) tried jpg png undr 700 and still red x... can you please fix this issue? appreciate that", "- I still have a red x for my...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,486
605487
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Andy has been included in the TT and the person tweeting is happy about it, using an exclamation and a smiley face. They believe that Andy deserved to be included. The tweet also includes the hashtag #andyhurleyday.
@biancamediatrix HELL YES Andy is in the TT! xD He deserves to be! #andyhurleyday
[ "@mynameisgay You are so lucky you get to travel.", "@ShanPura23 Mr. Lopez RULES. He introduced me to Coldplay and Switchfoot! I miss sir.", "@fadedmoon LOL. xD CSI rules. I'm watching it right now. Hahaha.", "NUUU. I'LL BE LEFT ALONE! PEOPLE WON'T BE GOING ONLINE TOMORROW.", "@lemonmonsters Yeahp. Cool. ...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,487
605488
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @chrismoody Sorry, I cannot do it. I intended to create a concluding episode, but I am unable to persuade people to submit their feedback through comments or voicemail.
@chrismoody No, I'm afraid not. I've been meaning to do a final episode, but can get folks to send in comments or voicemail
[ "@mightymur I think I saw it tooling down I-40 in a pink convertible about an hour ago", "My favorite local restaurant changed their morning hours so I can't have breakfast there on work days. I b sad", "@VividMuse I'm hoping for a fun relaxing visit to the salon. I'm hoping to feel pretty after 3 days of funky...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,488
605489
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MadisonMitchell, even though I'm not experienced in squirting, I'm still willing to have sex with you.
@MadisonMitchell I don't know how to squirt But I'll still bang you
[ "@StacieLane me too BFF.My tummy acting like a bitch today.", "@MrSabur damn you right but I'm in the bed now", "@SinnamonS yes girl & I just looked through it the 1st time.I missed my chance to vote now.", "Man all I can do is update.I can't read nothing thats going on.", "@PipeRitePrdctns I luv you fo...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,489
605490
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: According to @kat_n, pretending to be normal will make you normal, but she thinks that idea is unrealistic.
@kat_n The theory is, if you act "as if" you are "normal" then you will be "normal." The idea of me being normal is pretty far fetched.
[ "@Art1stAnna Yeah, he's not very free with the fun lately! Does that explain my dizzy behavior? It's all a ruse to get me into bed.", "@notmywords Happiness is the key! I'm searching, I can tell you that. I'm done being", "@mimi_intheworld LOL I remember trying to find guacamole ingredients in London! I could o...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,490
605491
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tavenu. Exciting news! There is a festival happening and Lange Frans and Baas B will be performing! Yay, I am excited and looking forward to it!
@ tavenu. Theres a festival and Lange Frans en Baas B are coming! Woehoeeee can't wait!
[ "blergh! Still 15 minutes to go Should I leave or should I stay? Though decision. Probably should be staying...", "Scoot was beautiful but too old There was really no scratch but still.. Just gotta keep looking.", "I'm feeling tomato-ish I'm burned :'{ and it hurts a little bit. My back is completely red XD...
21
lamp_7
user_based
5,491
605492
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's an awful day when someone points out that you're fat, it makes me feel like breaking down.
You know when your FAT when someone points it out. ugh...what an aweful day... I feel like breaking down.
[ "@yellowflowers87 yeah i dont know where its coming from...all of sudden i felt so emo tonight.", "wooooah i ate too much. i can't sleep with a full tummy", "@yellowflowers87 aww I don't want u to suffer it's just Midol isn't working for me. Grrrrr I hate that stuff. But I love you tho.", "just watched &quo...
14
lamp_7
user_based
5,492
605493
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I went grocery shopping for both my house and condo. It's been a year since I last visited my condo. I feel like going to the sauna.
did some grocery shopping for our house and condo. Haven't been to our condo in a year. Wanna hit the sauna
[ "Piccolo's been gone for exactly 2 years now ass.", "Basically I spent the whole weekend trying to get better from a crappy sickness. Review class starts this Saturday", "@ramielemalubay are you still in the Philippines? i wanna see you", "wow this sucks. Only 7 days to go crap.", "@MegalomanicJ not all b...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,493
605494
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Did you have fun or something explosive happened to you?
@CourtneyCummz you had a blast or got a blast?
[ "@Stacraesun well thats tru so whats really bothering you?", "@karenkougar i worked, i got high, i jerked off, and now i am doing it all again...in that order actually how was yours?", "@dreambunny34d well how can we get your horny half full?", "@aznmnx oh i'm not but would rather you be here right now for...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,494
605495
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Consider being grateful for having a job instead of saying "I Hate My Job" in the future.
So think about it the next time you say "I Hate My Job"! Be thankful that u have one!
[ "@msnatina you gotta follow me back so I can DM u the info thanks natina", "@SimplyShiq AWH thanks, Luv..... That makes me feel special", "@DaMatrixDWI people are more angry & don't always wanna hear about love & being in luv, sad", "Good Saturday Morning! Another blessed day! Remember, "The peop...
17
lamp_7
user_based
5,495
605496
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It seems that @kerimcinerney's information has been altered to "mikeyy" and there is nothing that can be done until the issue is resolved. The user wishes for the loophole to be fixed.
@kerimcinerney looks like ur info's changed 2 mikeyy - I suppose you'll have to wait until it's fixed - wish they would fix the loop hole
[ "silly father left laptop in QLD car rental place -lucky was found-he didn;t back up all photos- I suppose that comes with old age", "@strawberrynose bugger - thought it was local - proves my suspiscions correct - what now? - a re-install YUCK, only take 45min but still", "@echoshack WOW - What a way to remem...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,496
605497
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Azeleen agrees and acknowledges that "IKR" means "I know right." She also mentions that she first learned the acronym from @KatGirl44.
@Azeleen IKR=I know right. PS: I learned that acronym from @KatGirl44.
[ "@JaneHungOz What kind of weather disturbances do you get there? I bet esp w/ the kind of fond memories you have.", "@forensicmama I saw the siggies of some of the members. One of them was Spanish, the other one I think was French. #Bones rocks the globe", "@harumscarum I like these articles you tweet. Yesterda...
10
lamp_7
user_based
5,497
605498
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @eoghanquigg Oh, I really wish I could have attended that tour. Love you XX.
@eoghanquigg aaah, so wish i could have gone to that tour loveyou xx
[ "audrey called me again, couldnt work out the song though", "@unahealy I would go if I had money xx", "jobros are on every bloody programme i watch! argh, its reeeealy annoying me now,", "im going to bed. gota be up at half7. stupid re exam x", "i tihnk its the heat. why is it so bloody hot", "@james__b...
9
lamp_7
user_based
5,498
605499
Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RE_DANGEr, are you enjoying yourself? Our mother plans to take us to Rita's Italian Ice at some point!
@RE_DANGEr You having fun? Mom's gonna take us to Rita's Italian Ice sometime!
[ "Goodmorning! Today's plans...salon, lunch, dentist and where ever else we decide to go...", "I'm SO happy that I am getting #LVATT at midnight!! I've gotta support my friends!", "I'm SO hungry! Thank goodness it's almost dinner time! Got to get ready for school tomorrow. Oh wait...it's summer time!!! LOL", ...
11
lamp_7
user_based
5,499