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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm starting to read tweets now, let's see how long it takes me.
starting to catch up on reading tweets now, lets time me
[ "Sorry, that last was for @popculturezoo Doctor who geek speak", "I am attempting to stay up, as I dont work till late tommorow, but I may pass out soon. Its that time", "Nite folk, I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I might sleep before @jimmyfallon is over.. maybe", "Is there a stream for NBC lateni...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: NathanDitum is thrilled by the news and throws his hat in the air. RocketMinx agrees and affirms the coolness of wearing hats.
@NathanDitum just seen the news, took off hat in disbelief, threw it in air with joy. Also @RocketMinx - damn straight, we rock in hats
[ "rght I'm off out for the night pubbing it up and living the high life", "@SuperCooperStar but Edam doesn't come in wheels, it comes in balls, damnit woman, BALLS! I retain my cheese-wench title", "@RocketMinx yarr it's a bitch - eyes are bloodshot despite drops I knew there was a reason I hated summer! And ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I went to see the 3D movie of Switchfoot's "Dare You To Move" and loved it. The Jonas Brothers also recommend it.
@Jonasbrothers dare yout to move - switchfoot loved the 3d movie i went to see it today
[ "@Joejonaslooover yh i might i will probs do it 2morro XD", "@RealZoltan awww you would make a cute couple have you ever met her in person??", "@Jade_Jonas aha good good, nothing really just watching youtube vids u??", "@RealZoltan yeah i did awesome it looks like you and selena are ment to be together", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Make sure to download the song for the airplane trip!
@RiskyBusniessMB ooh and dont forget to download that song for the plane!
[ "@theroser @RiskyBusinessMB thank you!! GREAT SHOW! Much love fom the 80s girls", "@RiskyBusinessMB gnight best friend. Thanks for everything and have a safe flight! And yesss we love you, always.", "@hannahhhp hahaha you missed out last night i wish u would have been there! I work what about monday or tues?"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Andy happily purchased "The Princess Bride," "The Time Traveler's Wife," and "Harry, A History" for @melanelli during a book shopping trip.
Just bought the Princess Bride, the Time Travellers Wife and a British Harry, A History for @melanelli. Book shopping makes a happy Andy
[ "@Starlysh I'm sad that you'll be in a further away time zone", "Just realised Dean Thomas is supposed to be at Shell Cottage too, right? Guess they cut him out", "LeakyCon shopping! Any last requests?speak now or forever hold your peace!", "My internet is mega slow again and ruining my @maureenjohnson blogtv...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Have a safe flight, don't forget to adjust your watch once you arrive.
@jendavis safe flights you! remember to change your watch when you get there!
[ "@ayasin What was the wardrobe malfunction? No, I didn't take out the seams in your underwear, that was someone else.", "Waiting for the month to be up to see what can be done to remedy this. If not then I'm gonna do the sleeping bag thing pretty soon.", "Waiting at the phone to make sure ayasin arrives safely....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Chelseaay, is it really the case? The picture of a beautiful pig with a bible underneath it looks nice, and your manicure is great too. Hippig! 😎
@chelseaay OHHH. are you sure? ))))): Pretty pig. && there`s a bible under it. nice picture and nails. :-bd hippig. \/
[ "@aashleymart I like the dentist. she gives me food. =P~", "busy hitching my car to the nearest shooting star.", "@LoveALittleLess yup it`s started na. umm, when I bought Pretty. Odd \\/", "I miss the beach. Went down at 3 am in the morning and sat on the beach for an hour. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS ARE AMAZING. Cr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Shaebaby09 expresses fondness for a man, even though they typically do not find men of his ethnicity attractive.
@Shaebaby09 I love him too! He's so fine! I don't even do the chocolate brothers but he's poppin!
[ "@MissSimone32 so I guess that means NO partyin the nite b4 cuz I wanna party hard!", "@angielala same link! Necolebitchie.com it just comes up as mobile.", "Doing my FF later, too busy making up plans for today. Beshie @MissSimone32 @SongzYuuup is gonna be in DC June 5-6 for a bball game.", "@nellesworld yes...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tommcfly, you've become stunning lately! I know you probably won't see this, so it's fine for me to say it.
@tommcfly you've became so gorgeous recently! you'll never read this so its okay for me to say it
[ "@claireyjonesy it would be, but then harry wouldnt be needed", "secrets this week are crap and dont make sense", "@_elliee aw nooo, he was kept in how depressing", "@kerryisonfire boo i want oneee =| magine me coming home one day with a lizard my parents would be like jennifer... ¬_¬ HA", "@kimbarweee ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I need some awesome songs to lift my mood. Can't wait for an album and to have some fun."
@One_Call i need some awes0me songs 2 cheer me up cant wait 4 an album and have fun
[ "@Karina_Escobar im mad at myself n0w..im realy s0ry im n0t upset i swear..please keep them", "@James_Phelps I was sad yesterday..1 of the guys from my fave band quit the band and they replaced him", "@SaraLuvzDrew LOL well that is a shoutout..you lucky and I will but after the chat okk??", "@clrzqstn yeah...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lovemetoyou, I understand the pain. I did the same thing with my thumb a few months ago, but it will heal.
@lovemetoyou Ouch It will heal up OK - I did that a couple of months ago with my thumb. I know it hurts though
[ "@cidawson Ahhh what a sweetie I didn't realise that Jess was no more though", "@lovemetoyou Hope you don't have to take them for long.", "- Thanks I think I got them from some ad in the back of a Sunday paper, in the years before t'internet :-O ...", "@TheHuntley Thank you - she's still on honeymoon, so ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: StellaFour (1813) has defeated me (2235) in an impressive way.
Stunning Defeat - I (2235) was beaten by StellaFour (1813)
[ "Stunning Defeat - I (2257) was beaten by rigao (1831)", "Defeat - I (2265) was beaten by mrwanderlust (1676)", "Stunning Defeat - I (2248) was beaten by StellaFour (1803)", "Stunning Defeat - I (2245) was beaten by Nopawn (1815)", "Stunning Defeat - I (2244) was beaten by DRYBSA (1844)", "Stunning Defeat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm being dragged along by my friends Lizzie and Laura because they love him.
@cmariex hahah cos my friends lizzie and laura love him and their draggin me along too hahah
[ "stomach cramps are out to ruin my lifee i swear", "i have to revise physics today....ive been putting off and putting off but its too near to the exam now....", "can't revise , whyyy is it raining?, and i miss zii,heathh,raya,rachelle and oh fo fizzle", "@cmariex actually no joke, i dont even know any of his...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: AJ Rafael, who is a popular musician on YouTube, has covered your song "Don't Forget". Please watch it, it is great!
@ddlovato AJ RAFAEL (AWESOME MUSICIAN, FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE) COVERED YOUR SONG, DON'T FORGET. PLEASE WATCH IT IT'S GOOD!
[ "@ddlovato AJ RAFAEL (AWESOME MUSICIAN, FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE) COVERED YOUR SONG, DON'T FORGET. PLEASE WATCH IT IT'S GOOD!", "@ddlovato AJ RAFAEL (AWESOME MUSICIAN, FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE) COVERED YOUR SONG, DON'T FORGET. PLEASE WATCH IT IT'S GOOD!", "@mileycyrus AJ RAFAEL (AWESOME MUSICIAN, FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE) COVERED...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I appreciate you for that reason too."
@antheia : and that's also why i like you.
[ "@dani3boyz #nhltweetup #twtvite: damn, none of these things i can make.", "@NJHockeyMom : they are the worst team in baseball.", "@morsini14 : lots of trash talking. i get it.", "@dani3boyz : lately, every time there's a scf #tweetup, i haven't been able to make it because of work.", "@NickiAlexIsBad : as...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RickeyRicardo has tweeted that the issue with Twitter has been resolved and it is once again functioning properly. There is a humorous tone to the tweet with the use of "hahaha."
@RickeyRicardo **correction: NOW it does agaain twitter was mad at me, but it got over it. haahha
[ "@mt_vern grandma gave mines that I got from Kaiser away!", "ugh. this is the first time I've ever not liked having a sore throat HOW DO YOU CURE THIS?!?!?!?", "taaalking to this one guy ...I hope I don't fall asleep on him ;/", "[in attempt to find a teaspoon] @whyjimmylay: Goodluck hope you dont overdose...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I didn't know my dad growing up as I lived with my grandparents. When I finally asked about him at 15, I found out that he had passed away a year before.
@VirtualDutchess me either.. i grew up w/ my grandparents and when i finally asked about my dad at 15 i heard he died a yr earlier
[ "@MAKEUPMANMAE -waves. Good morning It's early so thts all i can think up now. lol", "i want mcdonald's breakfast but im afraid itll make me late", "@swag_so_sick Good morning Swagger man. watchu doin? y u up so early? lol", "@jeffreecuntstar i absolutely love your photos and your music ur myspace will be ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lhummrich, it's great to know that you and Julie are unharmed.
@lhummrich good to hear nothing happened with you and Julie
[ "@NextOnHeroes Sorry, i will not be brining up Caitlin They've already stated she's "lost in space"-writers strike... All positive Q's!", "@lioness823 you're going to unfollow me? i'll change! ;)", "@flyboypatrick It must be different through my eyes. Season 1 is on it's own but I still love the re...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I saw you a lot during E3, but could never greet you since you were always with the GS team in your workstation.
@fiddlecub Well, I SAW you plenty at E3, nestled next to the rest of the GS crew in your fishbowl war room. Never got to say Hi, though.
[ "@Jakanden work 3-11 my time. Just started season 2. On disc 2.", "@The_Katbot ! YOU SHOULD HAVE! We put the call out on Twitter for everyone to come. Nobody replied with interest Sadness", "About ready to shut Overlord off for a long, long time. Even with FAQs I can't figure out what I need to do here. Sadn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @danalarock would be content with Amanda Blank if something else doesn't work out.
@danalarock If not i'll be happy with Amamnda Blank
[ "@SarahxNoelle ohhhhh i thought it came out. i feel smart for that. but maybeee", "@SarahxNoelle pfft fatty my food babies are gonna be fragile little things!", "RAIN GO AWAY FOR A WEEK! or maybe a couple of days? Please?", "nope, not tired anymore. time to get the day started! :|", "tis why i don't like ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @georgiakatee everything is fine, sorry for the delayed response. I am not feeling well.
@georgiakatee sall good bubs, soz about the late reply I feel sick
[ "hmmm wonder if my plans will actually happen today? laying in bed", "@lee_kd most deffz a classic, I got it now, soo yummy", "my hands are cold, last night i was sooo cold, was ridiculous, life might be picking up, time for change i think SOME1 HANG 2DAY?!!", "shitty, tired, lonely, and just all around crap...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I didn't reach my personal goal. #disappointing
@Wolfgang_ fell short of my own target #fail
[ "@stephietan I swear by masking tape, at home & work. Very efficient dust buster!", "Lewis Hamilton not getting into Q2 of Turkish #GP that rubbish car is not answering his questions! #f1", "Embarking on the excruciating west to east mrt journey. This is the pain-in-the-butt part b4 the fun begins. Yes, li...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Lately, why haven't I found the time to charge my Blackberry?
Why haven't I had the time to charge my Blackberry lately?
[ "@idiom well by what I HEARD REAL! and yeah he does REALLY NEED TO!", "@serenajwilliams you can find K. Rowland on save you the trouble of 'finding a person' HAHA", "@serenajwilliams That's so cool! can;t wait to see it! To bad it's not ognna be sold here in NZ!", "I'm still sad at the fact i missed the P...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @veinte, the more you resist something from happening, the more it tends to happen. Unfortunately, I had plans for this weekend but now I have to do eLearning instead.
@veinte You see, the more you don't want it the more it will happened. I had so many plans for this weekend and killmenow, eLearning!!!
[ "@krystinlow haha so cute! thankyoub1 i will burn you a cd of jay chou songs so you can learn+lift his lines to convey much, vvv useful!", "@dawningthoughts and let me know when the opening is, i'll be there", "- you must be kidding me. my poor EfivefourE. why is my life so "exciting"?", "@astridc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've had various types of seafood, including toasted and fried fish, squid, and crab, as well as a coconut to drink. However, I'm now experiencing some stomach issues after consuming the coconut.
Ive gt ate toasted n fried fish, squid n crab there, n drunk a coconut, ive gt stomach aftr drunk a coconut
[ "Today Im 1. Learned driving wiff my brudder 2. Went to beach wiff my family", "Someday when im b a richman i wnna go to Bahamas, there was a beautiful beach.. I really want go there", "I like that song, shes maybe a biggest fan of @selenagomez n im a hugest fan of her!! Someday i wanna make a song for her too"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Jatty07, it's okay if you bring another controller with you. I damaged one of my controllers.
@Jatty07 yea that's fine bring an extra controller tho I broke one of mine
[ "Why does the 2 hour paper have to be first if I finish early I can't leave because I have a secon paper", "So so bored and annoyed that Sam and Ryan are gonna overtake me on lotro again", "@QTE just realized I was ur second ever follower", "What the fuck I just managed to @ myself", "Gotta love phagocytosi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: After attending the parties of British and Mili, I am excited to go to school and playground with Jenny. It's going to be so cool! See you later!
Going to school, playground with Jenny after British, mili's party.... so cool! ;] see you!
[ "@oldrainbow i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e, me too! well, i'll go the 13-06 & 11-11, i hope i'll see you :]", "Im going to sleep, im tired, i have been cried everytime... this is horrible", "@mileycyrus haha miley, i love your plan, have a nice day", "Im tired, so tired, the party was cool, there was a lot of peop...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I should be assisting my boss and co-worker, but I think I'll relax instead. Sorry, it's funny!
Hmm,I should be helping my Boss & Co-worker but I think i'm just going to chill!lol!Sorry
[ "REALLY wants 2 get back in the bed! im still tired!", "@IamCT the same...about 2 go back 2 valdosta! lol", "I'm in boring ass Valdosta so there isn't much to do! @dirtyred38", "ok...I'm going 2 bed!I have a quiz in the morning! FML lol", "is back in Metter about 2 play a few games of chess!", "@Byrds...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to know why I should do something for someone who isn't following me, even though I am following them.
@swellyn why should i... he's not following me ... but i am following...
[ "Ugh... Getting wore out... and feeling low... thinking about bills", "@LunaJune well its ok.... just can't seem to get my tweetdeck working on my new comp", "@ElyssaD that would be impossible.... thre is not help for you", "@epwait i've done that once or twice... the living out of the car thing... its not al...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lauzmur, choosing is difficult and I dislike my situation, but I am inclined towards gk.
@lauzmur i know, i hate the situation i'm in too it's so hard to choose, i'm thinking gk though
[ "@djknucklehead start dancing out of nowhere to get all the nightmares away", "it's okay if i miss out on one tree hill cause of my slow internet (i'm not missing it btw) but it'll take FOREVER to load cobra cam fml", "@larizzard fine, if you don't give me tim tams, WE hit abby jks abby lol 8-)", "the harde...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The museum there is cooler than the one in Aucks, since Aucks is much smaller compared to Manila.
@chelciscool i think the museum there is cool-ER! Aucks is a small city compared to Manila [Hometown]!!!
[ "We ate omelette for dinner. having gummy bear nowww!!", "@MarkJamesDye ooh okay. yeah, my sis bought it!! school`s bum. we have exams next week. you?", "Bell will ring soon. UGH!!! I have Science last.", "F'UCK! i just remembered that we have assembly today. i hate assemblies.", "@chelciscool you think s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Starting my first day without a car and feeling like a school child having to rely on someone else for transportation to and from work. Not looking forward to it.
This is going to suck...being brought to and picked up from work like a school child. 1st day of no car begins.
[ "Jeezus my body hates me right now!! 21 hours awake and still counting! I had fun with my friends tonight. And I miss Cassieface already", "@oCassieface lmao!!! Girl, last night was soooo much fun!! We have to get together this week to make jello shots!", "Lots of love in twitland today!! I'm just waking up. I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jodycakes is very excited and curious about something that everyone is talking about. She feels excluded when people refer to "miracle whip".
@jodycakes can't wait! Dying to know what everybody is talking about! I feel so left out when they mention miracle whip
[ "Getting a "white trash kit" from @jodycakes. Velveeta and Miracle whip. Things I've never tasted. Let's see what we can do with them", "Just bought 4 gallon Sangria, BBQ meat, salads and the sun is shining. Guess what I'll be doing this weekend", "@Tricster �'m plannong on going there tomorrow morn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Greetings from Berlin! I'm just wondering, what made you decide to join Twitter and start being so active quickly?
@iphoneDEVgirl Just curious, why did you suddenly jump on Twitter and then become so active so fast? Greetings from Berlin!
[ "@SnappyTouch That was a really great review. I'm happy for you.", "@timhaines Gmail has offered that play function for several years now, and yes it is awesome.", "@sevenmac You should set up a video channel for your podcast on Miro. Just checked and you're not listed there.", "I just bought one of the chees...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: While everyone else is going to bed, I am only just waking up, which is not good.
Everyone else is going to sleep, and I'm just waking up. Bad bad bad.
[ "Never stay at the kawada. Our internet is down. Microsoft press conference? We're fucking missing it.", "Adventure log: remy coul't come all the way home with me because people aren't ready to accept a winged dragon into society.", "Gah, why does she want me to go in for four hours?", "@cascandar My exciteme...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Greetings, @SaifSiddiqui! Are you planning to grill outside today? And also, what's the most suitable laptop screen for viewing under direct sunlight?
@SaifSiddiqui welcome! So you gonna have a BBQ today? whats the best laptop screen for bright sunshine viewing?
[ "#followfriday @nayira << she makes me smile @_ohms @HerGrungeCake @ummahfilms @Doctoe @meetsamer @lethebashar @Atrion84", "@MinnieBurley Heard you been extremely busy, i pray all is good with you My tweet deck looks much better now I see you", "@SaifSiddiqui natural yoghurt how could I forget one of ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The Osian Cinefan Film Festival will take place in October starting this year, after a considerable wait.
Osian cinefan film fest to be held in october from this year!! long wait now
[ "This trip has seen me taking the best decisions so far..and always going by my gut. There is no doubting gut feel ever again", "@Mindruler u cud have gone ahead towards heaven past rohtang where is ur RE now?", "@remzology No reached a battleground in search of gabbar twins", "@twilightfairy I shud thank yo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm so excited because I just found Fred and George, portrayed by James Phelps and Oliver Phelps respectively, on Twitter!
OMG I just found @James_Phelps and @OliverPhelps on Twitter!!! Waaaaay too excited... but I love Fred and George! <3
[ "Buying Maeve O'Boyle's new album, ahhhhh! Excitement to the max", "Just got an email confirming that I've been accepted into Honours Linguistics! So happy!", "Just realised DestroyTwitter doesn't have trending topics Buh bye...", "@ceidiog I'm not in America! I'm not going anymore You phoned earlier?", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh, that's unfortunate. I'll catch up with you later. Goodbye!
@tisyonk Awww that's sad... I'll talk to you later then... Bye!
[ "@yoko71 glad you're having a great time in FL!", "Ok I'll be back in about 30 mins to chat it up! ttyl!", "@Nic0pic0 ha ha... A lot of people say that... As a good girl, I have fun... It's just not the type of fun most people think about...", "@widyatarina ha ha ha! 498?! Anoop's addicting! I think at leas...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, it's incredible that the guy from the Sound of Music appeared in it! Terrific.
@therealsavannah I can't believe the sound of music guy was in it! Awesome
[ "Ps. My phone battery is dying also. Not fun", "This is kind of creepy I'm waiting at the door of my work experience place; and nobodys answering. It's a very dodgy neighbourhood.", "@mileycyrus aww. It reminds me of my friend Renee. I miss her so much. I had to leave her behind in NSW", "@ashleytisdale LOL ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: In my dream, we sat back to back for hours and everything was great. But in reality, I woke up to lies and it sucks. #fml
Dream: we talked sitting back to back for hours on end. life was good. Wake up to lies. #fml
[ "Sweet dreams. Miss you. Off to the land of nightmares I go, alone", "@mallycakes i can stay up all night and sleep in til noon! mmmmm. hahaha i'm so mean. but i have my reasons.", "@alipaly I'm sorry. It's hard being alone sometimes. I'll be crying myself to sleep in A few moments. but you aren't alone. Not t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @_tatiana_, where are you and what are you up to? I noticed you haven't been active on Twitter.
@_tatiana_ where you at? What you doing? I know 1 thing, you ain't been tweeting
[ "@mandz3443 oh god! Don't even talk about drinking. I'm hurting after last nite....ouch", "@uberGruber I so wanted that! I ended up with beef stew", "My niece had her 4th b-day 2day. Princess Lydia loved her gifts from me I luv her! Kinda wish I had kids, 2 bad woman I meet R crazy", "@hollywouldntphl drunk ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @daveyboyz, the mic is a Rode VideoMic that uses a 9v battery instead of phantom powered xlr and has a 3.5mm jack.
@daveyboyz it is! The mic is a Rode VideoMic. It's powered by a 9v battery, so doesn't require phantom powered xlr. Has a 3.5mm jack
[ "@hexachordal LOLOOLOLL would love to click that but fear the company firewall after getting bollocking over internet usage today", "@gregjames Won't the BBC stretch to paying for flights?", "Purchased unlimited web for £7.34/month for my new phone, but gotta wait till 26th til it starts", "Hour til lunch, c...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Due to my current health condition, I am unable to smoke even though I yearn for one after the day I've had.
@LavaLampLV The kind of day I've had, a cigarette would be delicious. I can't smoke with a sick, stuffy nose though
[ "My other half is getting a tattoo done and I'm not there to hold her hand. I hope she's alright", "I miss him so much. I wish he missed me too was still talking to me", "2 hours sober, and my head already feels like exploding. Someone rub it", "Eating pizza with @24lbsofBoost. Finally sober lol.", "Gues...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm not interested in paying for one of those rooms, @ocdchick.
@ocdchick Dont think I wanna pay you for one of those rooms
[ "@SarahWisbey Mornings suck big time especially on rainy days", "@error505 Asymmetric shocks do that. Once the foundations start to move its hard to find something to grab onto Here for you!", "@blueberrio OK am not getting out of bed till you make the bugs go away", "@skweeds Do not think that is forgivable...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: A case of swine flu has been confirmed in Pennsylvania and the infected individual has received treatment. Disappointment is expressed regarding the outbreak affecting the state.
One case of swine flu iconfirmed in PA. But he has been treated! Ugh! I was hoping that it wasn't gonna hit PA!
[ "My neck & back is killing me on these damn bleachers. hurry up & get 2 the diplomas", "@ConvertSpndthft I got slave hair & there aint nothing I can do about it.", "Not feeling well; need a major backrub right about now.", "Now back 2 our regular program service - Sunday get ready fro the workw...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @amradelamin is excited to use markers of different colors and scribble all over something.
@amradelamin I plan to scribble all over it with markers of at least five different colours! Fun!!
[ "It had to be said! Thank you for retweeting. @kappaluppa @michlr @laikas @bthenextstep @scanman", "@easegill You won't be looking for it on Kiwi TV? ;) Something of a cult following here. All in fun as no-one takes it *seriously* here", "@carlosrizo *That* sounds fantastic. I can only imagine what it must've...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lesley007 has a good suggestion, but unfortunately, they are unable to carry it out due to being stuck at work and not having a garden.
@lesley007 Good idea. Problem is I'm stuck at work. No garden.
[ "@duskyazure Cool, see its all coming together for you. It'll be over before you know it.", "*Yaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn* ooooh Hit by the tired train this morning. Can't get going. Mornin' all.", "@Jennymac22 too much info! good for you hun. I'm pleased for you.", "@KateHolden At work, not really got a lo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, you're really lucky! It's still scorching hot here in Delhi.
@vabavdekar Really.... lucky u!! v in Delhi still frying..
[ "@pappe_it_is yeah yeah... sure sure.. I'm coming .", "good morning.. Me still sleepy after arnd 11hrs of sleep .. ZZZ", "@ocean29 haha.. I utilized my sleepless night by studying", "its so hot outside.. weekends now means hiding in ur rooms", "@simplesumit Hey I seriously did all that ..and thanx 4 the co...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Jogging isn't particularly enjoyable, particularly if you're sick with a fever.
Jogging, isnt REALLY that cool, especially if you've got a fever
[ "I am so so so so so bored of studying", "I wish i knew how to swim, anyone wants to teach me?", "I am so so so so so bored of studying", "I've been asked how I am able to support myself working at home, answer is by doing surveys here... Crazyy!!", "I am so so so so so bored of studying REALLY... anyone...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kayla, I feel sorry for what happened to you. If they are not returning, then they should.
@kaylaSTACK aww, kayla! i would have cried for you. i hate it when things like that happen. are they rining back?! they better (yn)
[ "@Laurennnn__ haha, yes, very scary ! xD haha, aw, thank you, lmao your just like a girl i know, Kayla...", "OMFG. Tokio Hotel's song were leaked on the internet. they sound so different. so studip edited! it dosent sound like them!", "@radarxcrave aww , you k? what happened hun? haha im bored to", "getting...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GottaluvJoe, I also enjoy that show. Amanda Bynes is incredibly hilarious.
@GottaluvJoe I know I like that show a lot too.. Amanda Bynes is sooo funny
[ "@musicinmysoul I'm glad for u.. YAY! We're all gonna get to see JONAS this tour..", "Eating cookies & cream ice cream cake with m&m's on top YUM!", "@musicinmysoul hahaha I was just starting off I had a next question already lol", "@musiclove18 no u can't fail lol its better if u take gym.. =D", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tonyburkejnr, I've been desiring eddies for a whole week, please don't complain. Unfortunately, we don't have any of them here.
@tonyburkejnr I have been craving eddies all week don't bitch! We don't even have one here
[ "Flight was delayed. Finally on the plane. The weekend is officially over", "@seabones wow congrats!!!! hahaha oh shit, i'm gonna do so epically bad 3eb randomly just started following me on twitter :S", "Craving new ink so badly, its been too long", "I keep hearing ads on the radio for the counting crows gi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @iheartgossip: I'm not sure about the details, but I do know the cover can be found on Bebo.
@iheartgossip I have no idea! I just know the cover! It's on bebo!
[ "Sitting with Amanda. Can't type properly because my finger is taped up cuz of PE yesterday!", "Eek! Holiday! Spelt wright wrong! Why is the English language so confusing?? I mean write!!", "Was eating a manderin. But it's all gone now!", "@Livvy_Sivvy Really that's too bad because i'm allergic to maths! Nee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I really wish I were going to Jones Beach. Unfortunately, there's stupid family drama.
is *REALLY* wishing sh was going to Jones Beach Stupid family drama.
[ "@bananas10 theyre not coming to Europe JKs sending Europeans to AUS", "@luvnewkids i dont have a CC i can use and dont have a debit card with a visa/mc logo on it", "must go make lunch and get ready for work *sigh* another day stuck in a dreary office building.", "back to work and on a late shift 12-8 at ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Going to bed now. Stuart is headed to Wembley tomorrow. I wish I could also go. Best of luck to the blue team!
Bed time now. Stuart's off to Wembley tomorrow. Wish I was going Good luck blue boys !
[ "Aww at least Gabe got placed I kinda agree with the male winner. Peter Petrelli Yum Yum", "I thought that Matt Morgan was in the new Kasabian video but then I realised that the singer had grown his hair. Bummer", "School times again. Sort of happy because I get to see my Cobra Starfish but other than that I'd...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: When I was a teenager, I used to stand by myself in social gatherings, but I learned how to dance and then I danced alone in the corner.
As a teen at social functions I'd stand in the corner all along. I took dancing lessons. After that I danced in the corner all alone
[ "I read where kids are bastardizing English?...Nothing new America's been fucking with it for years", "When asked what qualified him as a handyman, he said, "I live just down the street."", "Every 8 seconds a woman gives birth in the US. We have to find this woman and stop her", "They described me a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: A significant number of individuals have perused it, and regrettably, something that is sufficiently acceptable generally prevails over something that is "better, but with the risk of being new."
@ewantoo Lots of people read it - And yes, sadly good enough generally beats "better, but with the risk of being new"
[ "@maggiephilbin 7am Surely even the horses will be asleep?", "@abisignorelli it is apple + C (apple = the key with the apple logo on... same for ctrl+v ie Apple + V). Next you'll need the hash key", "@deburca Yes - a little rusty, but sure I could", "Super-happy for @lobelia and @solobasssteve - the very bes...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I apologize for being late, but happy birthday! I attempted to transport myself to be with you, but it was unsuccessful.
@xoxojoannamarie eeek sry I'm late bg...but happy brithday baby! I tried 2 send myself 2 u but it didn't wrk
[ "@johnsonCAB aww I hope u didn't get a ticket", "Anddd back 2 wrk. I miss my boy colin", "@catrevel I'm not sure thts a good idea 4 u! 'Specially if ur wrkin! Also I still have ur sprinkls &cookies my bad!", "@GabrielSaporta gabriel!!!! U cnt do shit like tht! I got all excited tht patrick had got a twit...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I am obsessed with Kim Boom since watching Boys Before Flowers. He's so cute! LOL."
i love boys before flowers. weeh ! im now obsessed on kim boom. he's so cute. lool
[ "it's the first day of school and here we are enjoying. haha ! not really. we're so tired", "just twittered now. this morning, we went to church. im blessed now. weeeh ! anyway, 8 days to go for my bday ayee !", "@randommischief haha ! naa. u do need to put on whitening lotion. LOL naa. i miss our comment cha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Kitty_Darkfold I've been experiencing issues since I completed the SL update.
@Kitty_Darkfold Ever since I did the SL update, I've had problems
[ "@poohbear0806 Nooo I dont have kids and own most of the Disney type films. I want 'Wall E' for my birthday", "@Londonspirate I'm sure you love'll it if you watch it from the start", "@FizzyDuck Seen your name everywhere and @lovefromrandom FFd you, so here I am", "My ring finger has swollen, might have to ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jennypoynter, I have a sexually aroused cat. Laughing my ass off.
@jennypoynter i did, i have a horny kitty lmao
[ "@jennypoynter yeah lol iv still got 2! thankss how did you get on with history?", "i still need to see requiem for a dream. but i realllyy wanna see jared letos new film tooo it looks amazing", "@nicxo yeah I saw the tweet before it went lol angels and demons it is then!!", "im rebelling against doing hous...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @banerji1 had a pleasant and peaceful day. They expressed gratitude and mentioned that they will be watching the late news before going to sleep.
@banerji1 Day was good, calm. TY. Watching the late news then off to bed.
[ "@GuyHagi LOL Big Island suffers again. Hoping for trades to be back soon.", "@enricoeric Week barely begun and you already wish it was Friday? I feel your pain.", "@xerodesignsjl You could still work for Hallmark. Creating the cards, just not writing them.", "@MrEricPiRaTe @5toSucceed LOL Thank you for the l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tercowas, good morning! An additional six won't harm, how are you?
@tercowas Good morning .. another more 6 doesn't hurt ..How are you ?
[ "@ahmednaguib ya 3am I'll wait till someone go to US we ageeb el iPhone .. bala ham .. Thx For Invitation again BTW #fail", "@donchad LOL .. I wait for a miracle #WishForMacBook", "@nardgo LOL .. rabena yestor .. Kwayes eny msh fe Cairo .. BTW Will you go to #DemoCamp #Cairo ?", "@ahmadtarek 2olo welnaby ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was excited to have my first drink since April, but unfortunately, it's not going to happen tonight.
I was looking forward for my first drink since April... so not happening tonight wa wa me.
[ "@AprilleLim I won't be coming tonight @miiyoki hurt her back... wa wa. HAVE FUN THOUGH! i'll call you tonght xoxo", "Renovating my room is hard… I DON’T WANT TO THROW ANYTHING OUT! Everyone is free to shop around in my wardrobe", "Renovating my room is hard… I DON’T WANT TO THROW ANYTHING OUT! Everyon...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm at home until 2pm with nothing to do, frustrated.
So i'm home till 2pm, but i have nothing to do Grr
[ "BORED!!! going to tesco soon with the mother....i want more hair dye", "Has drank a load of kick and cant sleep now SHIT", "Morning! Half past 8 and we're off home buy caravan buy Yarmouth buy wind farm. I plan not to be back here with parents for a long time", "Seen first sign for cambridge this makes me ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If you sign up, I'll put you on the list too, @CreativeOpera.
@CreativeOpera you can too, sign up and I'll add you to the list.
[ "@PicSeshu Napp (@NAPP_News) gr8 resources 4 designers/photographers. Discounts, tutorials worth it. Plus Photoshop User mag included", "@BuzzEdition: love your ~hugs and kisses~ time to prepare for our dip in the hot tube", "@nospec not on my bad side, just telling you how it looks.", "@JennaMadison awww, th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to speak with you on the phone and I'm also saddened that we barely conversed today. Besides, you still have homework to do while it seems like you're having fun.
Cuhs I want to talk to you on the phone.. And plus you still have to do hw we barely talk today. I'm sad that your having fun and I'm ...
[ "with you. Your jst gonna make me sadder if you go", "Cuhs I want to talk to you on the phone.. And plus you still have to do hw we barely talk today. I'm sad that your having fun and I'm ...", "@ merrysayy bby don't go yet.. Don't go.. Please.. I don't want you to go..", "with you. Your jst gonna make me s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: How is everyone's response to my tweets? I wish I could work on my blog about meat, but I'm too busy taking care of my kids.
so how are all my sweet tweets doing? i'm wishing i had time to work on the man meat blog right now. kids...woo!
[ "@Allison_M_Parr lol i know. someone sent it to me as a message on facebook. i'm making her my new best friend.", "@saydiemason i know. i almost cried. it doesn't help that i have leather seats. stupid nashville. i ranted about it on my blog lol.", "@MidnightSunCo i'll be there for almost two weeks! i've ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am very excited about New Moon! It will be released two days before my birthday. Yay! xx
is vert excited about New Moon! comes out two days before my birthday too! yay xx
[ "@Bronnnie that's an awesome song can't find a download of it though =( check this one out", "had a really bad day today xx", "@bronnnie oh my god! That looks so awesome! I can't wait xxx", "went out driving with Jess today. We went to the Dome", "@taylorswift13 just watched your video for 'You Be...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I might need to revisit the dentist tomorrow because I'm improving too slowly.
Still think I'm going to have to go back to dentist tomorrow Getting better but not fast enough
[ "Had a bit of a rough day and have slowly worked my way through the medicine cabinet - ending with the diazepam...which has worked best", "Still terrfied. Joe just seems snotty with cold, but never had anything quite like this to deal with. lost my invulnerability in 2007", "Have just bought a TV tuner for my...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Sevendust, you were amazing in Germany! I'm still awake from a rave in California. I'm excited for you to come back to LA. Love you all! Hugs and kisses.
@Sevendust Kick ass...u guys just played in Germany & I'm still up from rave in Cali! Can't wait til u come back 2 LA! Luv u guys! XO
[ "@ChampagneRDub @cameo1172 Just jumped over to boards...lots of ppl got emails. I wonder HOW many!?!?", "@DonnieWahlberg I'm always hungry 4 anything u want 2 feed us! Holmdel was best show I've seen yet! 15 shows since 1989. Xcited 4 Irvine", "@DDUBzLveableLeo I have to call my doctor & get new meds.....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm entering an area with no cell reception until Friday, but I'll update when possible.
Entering the land of no reception no cell til friday!! I'll update when I can!
[ "On my way to go camping...its gonna be a long ass drive and i had no naps to boost me up", "@tylercaulfield aww man that bites. I guess i need to go to the doctor then", "@aamirica no im not Im gonna have to wait til tomorrow and its driving me crazy!!!", "my doggy got into a fight and her eye got punctured...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Sampalm agrees that waking up early is tough and wonders why the person wakes up so early every day while sharing their own experience of waking up at noon.
@Sampalm yes that's true omg why u wake up so early everyday here it's 2:42pm and i woke up at 12 pm
[ "@Sampalm yes i hate fake tweeters toothey r so stupid", "@Sampalm i'm sad i don't have the american tvchannel i would like to watch it and to watch E! and abc and things like that ...", "EVERYONE VOTE FOR MILEY CYRUS FOR THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS BECAUSE I CAN'T THAT DOE'T WORK AT ME I'M #FRUSTRADED :@", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I voted for you, but you never answer my messages. I send them every day but get no response.
@tommcfly i voted for you! but, you're bad tom! you never answer me! i'm sending messages every day! but is always the same thing!
[ "@tommcfly tom, i need you here in brazil! when you come again? i heard that you're back in october, is true? Xx", "@tommcfly YOU'RE SO BAD MAN! GOD, PLEASE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING WITH ME OR REPLY MY OTHER MESSAGE! PLEASE, I LOVE YOU! XX", "@tommcfly tom, i need you here in brazil! when you come again? i heard t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mandahoofs, you can now pass away peacefully as you have finally attained freedom.
@mandahoofs You can't die now. You're finally free
[ "@HAMMER32 @CandyMaize @TozaBoma Oh this twinkie thing is happening. Today. Salt and burn with pictures. Get ready.", "@jaisey Hah! We should really just embrace our giant dorky-ness.", "@TozaBoma That is awesome! You can't hate the cheesy shows. It's all love.", "@Kelliekk Girl! You know I do. You have a mag...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I will attempt to complete this project, but your assistance in producing the "Swagger on Da Moon" mixtape with @ceelosgottem would be appreciated.
@theatlprince imma try to get it done. but you can help produce this mixtape with me and @ceelosgottem "swagger on da moon"
[ "@irepsodmg3 why you gotta say that about people who ain't following you? (not nice) lol", "in the studio finishing up some stuff!!! get at me", "jus got home. tired tho and im watchin the new episode of hannah montana! wassup yall? what yall up to?", "man the swine flu is gettin worse and my city got the ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Getting familiar with C++ and finding it interesting, although it is more challenging in comparison to ruby and python.
I'm starting to get to know C++ some more I actually think it's pretty cool, but yet hard compared to ruby and python.
[ "Just had some crazy ass party at my house. So many people. It was my moms 30th birthday! Happy birthday mom(you don't have twitter ).", "Just woke up. Time to own up some TF2", "Wow. Smule like makes me want an iPhone even more god I want one", "Watching "Never Back Down" one of my favourite mov...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tonight, dream of something pleasant and wake up with a positive outlook on life. Enjoy what you have.
Dream of something sweet tonite... Wake up with a positive attitude n be happy to have this life.
[ "@chi1117 "cocogod"?! Wow that's a big one! u so cute.", "@aaronlau314 oh no! I did not know that! I was lookin for u guys. Don't b sad. I'll have to do concert here for my fans then.", "@gladys_stan the way I work is very detailed to the points people must think i'm nuts!!!", "Have a great friday ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's unusual for me to feel so good this morning. Despite the clouds rolling by, the sun is shining bright in some parts.
feeling almost human this morning; how rare! There are banks of cloud rolling overhead, but in the dips the sun shines a little brighter.
[ "@dylancoyle handwriting analysis? Where, where?! (..is possibly a sucker for things that tell you what you already know.. )", "@Firesuite but it keeps losing my drawings when trying to save them. Boo hiss!", "Shortly off on an adventure of sorts and probably won't crash and burn in a myriad of multicoloured ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @vicariousills, I've also experienced that situation. Despite how insane it may seem, I still have faith.
@vicariousills ah i went through that too i am still holding out hope no matter how crazy it may be
[ "@vicariousills i hope so i just have to wait for an interview now to see if i get it i suck in tinterviews", "so hopefully today will be better how is u? any craic?", "@Stella_Bee tomorrow morning! what u at 4 the summer?", "@Stella_Bee its like an intensive acting course i am very excited", "@deargda...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I also appreciate consistency a lot! Giving a shout-out to @JheneAiko for being a super mom with consistency. Love you NENEEE!!
@JheneAiko I admire consistency so much too! Shout out to Super moms @JheneAiko right here for having consistency!! Love you NENEEE!!
[ "@MzMdot Im blessed, just working and living... Whats new with you? You still doing the music thing??? Follow me", "@SkyeTunes Im good, just enjoying this Laker win... Out her on the west.. Everything is good on your end??", "The weather in LA today makes me want to have a girlfriend...", "@miyokochilombo Le...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If you have any questions, feel free to email us, but my recommendation is that you should choose @woothemes.
@tweetmaker i'd obviously say @woothemes should be your choice. if you have questions, drop us an e-mail.
[ "@woganmay well, you can't have my specific cup of coffee. but i'll give you your own cup?!", "@bradleypotter I checked and it's definitely not there. sorry! can you please re-submit, cos I really like the suggestion!", "@cmeintjes "tweetie for twitter" huh? i'd hope tweetie doesn't work for facebook ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am leaving now. Goodnight everyone! Avoid being bitten by bedbugs.
I'm outta here....nighty night, all! Don't let the bedbugs bite
[ "@alex_lloyd We've been getting hammered here in Cincinnati, also. Typical stormy weather in the Midwest Take care. Hope Sam is OK", "@Bobby_Labonte One thing: you give a dog (or cat) a treat ONCE, and they'll expect it again...and again...and again, LOL", "@VisionRacing Do they give it away for free @ the &qu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The first 20 seconds of this make me laugh: "What is your occupation?" "... ... ... Bum."
Makes me laugh within the first 20 seconds. "What is your occupation?" "... ... ... Bum."
[ "@Mabetini *hugs* You know how to get in touch if you want someone to talk to. Any time, 24/7", "It's sunny, the blog is posted, and I've got a giant smile. It's gonna be one of those days.", "@MusicalConstant It was dreadful. And it kinda throat-punches the books' canon.", "Oh, Firefox, I've missed you in ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bookaliciouspam, nice to see you returning to California! You're just in time for the start of the cooler weather.
@bookaliciouspam welcome back to CA! Just in time for it to start getting cooler again
[ "ack, 14 pages away from being done w/Models Don't Eat Chocolate and at work now. Want to finish but our big manager is sitting across me", "@reverieBR That sucks. I hope you find a new job soon", "Ack. Taping up books to mail out and it woke up my daughter", "@RichelleMead Pride & Prejudice is my all tim...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Lovecedes questioned me about the beginnings of it, whether they were in a romantic relationship, and the length of time this has been occurring. It's all a bit overwhelming. I'm stunned.
@Lovecedes they asked me what started it, were they in a relationship, how long has it been like this. All kinda ish I can't believe
[ "@MissErinRae lol shut it erinnnnn ooh send me one. Thx", "About to go skating, this should be funnnn!!! I'm gonna do a Ciara split in these tights. I already kno. I don't kno how to skate.", "R.I.P. Lil Raymond. Daaaamn its been a year. 6/6", "That's all folks! until next time... Stand & Deliver.. Hahah...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Andrewgoldstein stated that they had already done it and had it on repeat for approximately two hours.
@Andrewgoldstein i already did, it was on repeat for about two hours
[ "@kyndoll they messed up my food and were really rude when I asked for a new meal", "@EAJosh I forgot to mention this, but that love cut and paste tweet was amazing just so you know", "@symphnysldr I wish I could see you guys this summer, you're not coming close enough", "just saw the itinerary for france/spa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Raven12, it's wonderful to see you back online. It would have been a big loss if you had been absent for three weeks!
@Raven12 so great to have you online It would have been such a loss if you were gone for 3 whole weeks!
[ "@butadream awww ... so sorry to hear hope you'll feel better pretty soon!", "Cars honking around here, I see a biiiiig white stretch limo and loads of other nicely decorated cars. Someone just got married", "just back from the city and I am now the proud owner of a notebook now I can even watch CP videos and...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I accidentally clicked on the follower feature and now it is automatically tweeting for me.
Damn I click that follower sh*t and it keep tweeting for me
[ "Getting some work done this am wishing I was home in my bed.", "Long nice bath now I feel great! Dang I haven't had dinner yet LOL WiNgStop!", "@riskybizness23 I havent watched the show dont tell lol I liek to tape them on my dvr", "Crazy morning already god please give me the strength to be positive tod...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @evanna11, I indeed was! It's fantastic! I am currently on chapter four, and I am unable to stop listening!
@evanna11 Yes, I was! Oh it's amazing! I'm at chapter four and I can't stop listening!
[ "@bevinkathryn I can't my phone won't let me view twitter in standard", "- My house! Look for the ikle red dot", "@bevinkathryn My phone doesn't want to let me see twitpic atm", "my hair is all wavey today!.. Really couldn't be bothered to straighten it..", "@ChocolateCrazed I'll upload a picture this week...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The busy lunch hour has come to an end and there are no longer attractive people to look at, except for one that just appeared.
Lunch rush is over no more nice bums to perve on ohp there's one.....
[ "@justads ah koowel yeah my wend was quitet stayed in on friday and all sat then went out sat night till like 6 but me a nice man .....", "I wish I got that guys number ... I will probs never see him again", "I feel so cold yeah so going to HJs mmmmm bacon delux", "@lee_milton hahah i live 40 mins from the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Crystalthediva's breakfast sounds much more delicious than mine - I am only having a latte and cold cereal which is not a good combination of hot and cold. *laughs out loud*
@crystalthediva mmm, yur brkfast sounds alot tastier then mine. I'm havin a latte & cold cereal? Nt a gd combo, hot & cold. lol
[ "@SleeplessInATX didn't make it 2 the Frank Gomez show @ serranos. will he b playin there again soon?", "@TanyaAZ1217 Well, I got myself a break, so, How u'doin?! U havin a gd afternoon?", "@Jeziqua So how u doin? Just saw your pics, they were grt8!", "@madredejtp Yeah, it's a grt8 wrkout especially the WII...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "If it wasn't in California, I would enroll in your class because you're very enthusiastic about teaching" -message conveyed in the tweet
@ddmeyer I'd consider enrolling in your class as you're very passionate about teaching. If only it wasn't in California, Dan
[ "@StacieBee I'm going to have to start a support group for all of us in Grey's Anatomy withdrawal", "@bombayologist I am looking to manage my PDFs and get the metadata. Help please?", "@mgmyself Doing great, beautiful, thank you I do have a lot of work to do, but sort of conflicted as to what to tackle first."...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll be heading to the airport soon to see my sister off on her trip to Oman.
will go to the airport in a few hours. will be sending my sister off to Oman...
[ "@summerpolaris great marketing strategy too! i love those girls!", "@TokyoJim I enjoyed your photos. Thanks for posting!", "@runaholickassy you're right. i'll schedule my next drinking session 2 months from today.", "Playtime! Is that a messed up Odango hairstyle?", "dyeing/coloroing my sister's ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The thought of camping brings to mind tents and bathroom facilities.
@AnnHawkins Camping, tents and toilet arrangements come to mind!
[ "@Gailporter Ever thought of renting out you head for advertising space? Just a thought!", "-@TonyWade Careful! The girls will be dusting off their car/willy inverse proportion charts!", "Words I never thought I'd hear my wife say (after taking 11 year old daughter to gig) Girls Aloud. FAN BLOODY TASTIC!", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MikeCanDoIt, I agree! The red and green summer lighting is a great match for the blooming flowers. HAH.
@MikeCanDoIt Yes! That's awesome! It's summer lighting in red & green. It goes with the blooming flowers! HAH.
[ "@caseyore can't wait to spend my evaporating tax budget on a citywide election too. But let's care about the mayors foreclosure problems.", "Good morning all! It's going to be another beautiful sunny day and I'll be hopped up on allergy medication. Ahh. Monday!", "@spiralshannon would have loved to have seen y...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Bag84, you are making fun of my eyes which is not kind.
@Bag84 no my eye's so now your making fun of my eye's that's not very nice
[ "@ the mall trying to find something but I'm not having much luck", "Don't wanna wake up wake me up when september end's", "Just got out of church and my dad did a awesome job", "Okay I'm starting to get hangry but I can't yet", "@saraeatscrepes can you send me some food from the hard rock", "@saraeatsc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Finally, @hayleygiles is on Twitter! It took quite some time.
It's about time this gayer came on twitter! @hayleygiles
[ "@sarahatherton Good, i like you being on here ..like i've said many times ..need to get you some followers!", "Why am i on holiday for all @thesats signings?!", "@FrankieTheSats @MollieOfficial @unahealy @vanessawhite @rochellewiseman Good luck for tonight girlies!", "@FrankieTheSats With a pinch of Nicky...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @blufrogenergy, that's not available in this area or neighborhood yet. The locals refer to it as "tha hood." People here joke that only crackheads seem to have enough energy.
@blufrogenergy they don't carry that round here least not yet - dis tha hood lol - crackheads got all the energy lols
[ "I would hate goin 2 the store right now like ..... I think u get the picture", "@writefast no lol I got over my fears but I still can't swim", "@ToyaStylez yes mam ill b there early... but I prolly won't stay too long hit me on the hip - its bout time we hung out!", "Get down w/ my ReverbNation Page. while...
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