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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am surprised by Susan Boyle's performance, considering that her previous one wasn't very impressive.
So shocked at Susan Boyle s performance. Her last performance wasn't that good.
[ "Oh boy! If ever he uses Esther in his song, that girl is very lucky! I want my name in a song, too, please @johncmayer", "Not in the mood to tweet. I hate this day including Pacman.", "@Bickoune Minus Izzie and Georgie? I mean, I am not a fan of their characters but I will really miss them.", "Sister, pleas...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @anakinnsky, I hope it was an honest error and not an unintentional revelation of subconscious feelings.
@anakinnsky I hope it was a sincere mistake, not a freudian slip
[ "@x_it my condo is only 56 sq.m. can't afford 42". it's too big", "@Trisdee [..] audio track were caused by technical limitations and do not represent the conductor's interpretation.", "@anakinnsky well, think of a silver card as a "white gold". same color, although highly elegant", "@icez sure...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm stuck because my cable connection to Telstra only runs on USB, not on Cat 5 cable. The cost was $98."
@_iWade_ it was $98. I'm having an issue tho cuz my cable connection to Telstra doesn't run on a Cat 5 cable, only on USB - I'm stuck
[ "@_iWade_ well @CherylH77 and I are on our firsts.... so get on board", "@BlowhornOz we already are! Maybe you should #follow some of the people who are playing", "*sigh* Nope nothing working tried what @_iwade_ and what @nick_myndflip suggested. Pretty sure its DHCP anyway Wade. But thx neway", "@iSukk my br...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It seems like obtaining an Australian visa is a slow process, as the person tweeting may not get it until 2025.
@seneca @brooksbayne Get an Australian visa. Apparently. At this rate I might have it by 2025
[ "@seneca That's a crying shame. I never liked the US superheroes, but I do like the French Tin Tin and Asterix. Very high quality.", "@alicam Neat! That reminds me of my spritesheet font trick", "@StefaanLesage I had friends who were heavily into "gabber" music and Soundtracker was a godsent for them...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @msdivineknight expressed gratitude and mentioned that there are 20 days left until something significant.
@msdivineknight Thank you 20 days to go and counting
[ "@AnnieD1 Hello Annie How are you on this lovely day", "I requested this version of We Don't Wanna Come Down Whoop Whoop I love this song", "@DonnieWahlberg Sooo wish I was over in the States instead of revising", "@MDlovesJK I'm glad you had a great time at the Take That concert I don't have any more concert...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: There will be an event in June. Check @SMCPhilly for info or join our Facebook group. We look forward to seeing you.
@LaBeautifulMess We will be having one in June. Follow @SMCPhilly for details or join our group on Facebook. Hope to see you there!
[ "@CubanaLAF @allanschoenberg @arikhanson You are either all too nice or desperate for a beer. Ha, ha...", "Considering going to the O'Reilly Twitter Bootcamp on June 15? Get $50 off with the discount code "harte."", "@swoodruff Me!! I'll be there... So will @MackCollier @AmberCadabra @ConversationAge!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, Viola, for not telling you before but I am busy preparing my prom dress.
@violalovemclife ahh viola im sorry for left u without tellin u before im just pretty busy now, coz i have to prepare my prom dress.
[ "morning everyone! it's time for me to study for exam tomorrow huhu, i guess today is gonna be a boring day", "uhh too tired. wont tweet for today. sorry guys cant reply your tweet today. im toooo tired, anybody wanna give me some massage? lol", "start the day by teaching my brother alone and mum go to doctor. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kaltesterne, I apologize, but the horror/morality tale with comic absurdity and grossness was just what I anticipated.
@kaltesterne I guess it was just exactly what i was expecting as far as horror/morality tale with comic absurdity & gross. sorry ma'am
[ "@wickedlibrarian when her website was just hi! this is me & the fam & I write stuff, I could appreciate her. now = endless joke. alas", "@trueblooddotnet do you know where i can find it online? thx!", "@HollyTheHermit HUG sorry honey. some people are chronically lame. you are starshine. screw em.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have returned and won the first two songs, but lost the third because I got tired. Nevertheless, I still beat my opponent. What's up everyone?!
I'M BAAAAAAAACK!!!! WON THE 1st 2 SONGS BUT GOT TIRED SO HE BEAT ME ON DA 3rd, OVERALL I STILL WHOOPED HIS ASS THO WUSSUP YA'LL?!?!?!?
[ "@discreet215 yea i kno rite, buh sometimes yo does wonder if its worth it Well u do ur ting ma!!!", "@BennyDemus MORNIN!!!! Hope you have a wonderful and productive day 2day!!! Be Blessed!", "Finally leavin the office yay me!!!!! Imma holla at ayo wen i reach home in like 3 hrs! V.I UP!!!!!!", "@_justmitc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The weather is good today and there is a Saints ECC final later, I hope to be able to watch it.
the weather looks nice again today Saints ECC final later, hopefully i'll get to watch it!
[ "so gutted. victor matfield was 1 day away from moving to saints and then decided to move back to whatever team he used to play for", "@paris_corrupted - I should do that i'll make a better cake than you ;p love how you stack everything up, MA ...", "Internets Back reallly want to go out, the weathers so ni...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Have you watched the Amber Spyglass movie, @tommcfly?
@tommcfly have you seen the movie of the amber spyglass?
[ "In town found nikki and lucie. And i've gone and bought shoes with money i have for this weekend.... Hope i can get by with �22!", "im scared-something just fell mysteriously off the shelf in the bathroom and i keep hearing rumbly noises!! HELP", "@kimbarweee oh dear what is it exactly? it sounds horrid",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I might be in trouble today and if I'm not online later, my mother could have harmed me.
ugh, fuck I'm going to be in so much shit today. If I don't get online at all later, call the police bc my mom's probably killed me
[ "I love when my characters argue with people.... but it still makes me all sad", "leighton's sex tape is real. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY", "@laenij howie, the one that never got love. kevin was my second favorite and then he quit", "@badtwin OH MY GOD, FAIL. THE 30 MINUTES WEREN'T EVEN UP. goodnight ily :* <3...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @NafRas hey, can I please join your soccer game? Pretty please!
@NafRas yeaaah Can I play soccer with u ?! PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE
[ "@MsEm87 YOU ARE RIGHT !!! HAVE A NICE DAY ^^", "@BellaKerry ahah It's ok for Bee!! In fact, we are at the 5 level (in France) and IF the government decides make in place the 5B level", "@FLYGUYSTATUS lol No Im not! I've to study hard!! =D Talk to you later, have a nice week end !! Bye !", "@Yermilla I've ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @countryvicar is happy with Real Fridays and might extend their stay because they are currently reading a book by Phil Rickman and have a very cozy cat.
@countryvicar I know Real Fridays are seriously Good News Might stay put a bit longer.Have a Phil Rickman on the go & a v cosy cat
[ "@song_in_heart Youngest made banoffi pie as post exam therapy yesterday which makes life brighter all round", "@deiknuo I'm glad. We were similarly spared in Ch Kings, where I was curate, tho neighbour opposite flooded twice in 6 weeks.", "@klminton And now it's Monday Thanks for following - I love All Saints...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Maybe I should have shown more emotion and cried, because I tend to be too reserved and polite as an English person.
@weareglitter ha maybe i shoulda cried more, yes. im too english and polite
[ "oh god. so sick of editing. not even halfway through", "@icypop rubbish ask simon to do a nipple dance? always helps for me.", "@emotionalpedant burnout on the xbox was THE greatest game i ever played. when they tried to improve it for the 360, it was terrible", "still looking for cool companies who make cu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This morning, I feel extremely joyful but I am unsure of the reason behind it, which is quite frightening.
I'm very happy this morning and not sure I know why...that's scary
[ "@Eric_Chambers ha ha ha...gr8 article dude Guess I better got out and buy undies and help the economic recovery.", "@wills_ Nite dude. Sorry I missed you online Talk to you tomorrow. Hope u have a good one!", "@_santi You need to hurry Robert is waiting for you. Dude, if I was down there I would be waiting ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm trying to connect with someone or something, but I feel insignificant. Who are you?
i'm reaching out to nothing...i'm a nobody,who are you??
[ "@chameee everyone's so excited about the sequel of twilight twitterest guess RP gained so much after he got the 'vampire' role", "woke up forgetting what day it is...ugh...time to be hear and be blessed..don't forget to go to church twitters...God is my NUMBER 1", "listening to "impassive" songs br...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Need to be active, cannot spend the entire morning sitting in the sun.
Must be up & doing. Can't sit in sun all morning.
[ "Death of newspapers? Take a look at the Newsosaur blog.", "One of my friends has just been made redundant & she worked for the union. Things are bad.", "Had hardly any rain last night, despite forecast, so being doing last night's watering this morning.", "@marieiris Chillig out at the moment after heavy...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bimbler I envy you! The weather has been cold and wet or sunny but still cold BOO.
@bimbler I'm jealous! It's been cold & rainy or sunny but still cold BOO
[ "I'm off to lunch now Or as I call it "reading hour" - 285 pages left!", "@ibhallr They've been predicting a shitty summer here Cold & such.I hope it's gonna be like that. What's summer if I have to wear a coat!", "@Aysun29 LOL Who is? I need to find something else.... boo. How was your day?", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh no! I just realized that I haven't written my blog post for Olive Tree yet.
Crap! Just realized i havn't written my blog yet for olive tree!
[ "Thinking about taking Nathaniel to the clippers games today but I get really nervous about parking/driving down in arena district", "I have sunburn on my knees Next time I need to remember to put sunblock on them", "@MarkMayhew I think you need to move to another city!!", "headache @ mike's - he just went ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @emma_truswell Hi there! I'm good.. would like to relax in the sun, but have too many chores to do. Remember Saturday!! kisses
@emma_truswell Hello you! I am fine.. wanting to lazy in the sun too but got too much house work Don't forget Sat!! xxxx
[ "Picnic at Lakeside! Briefly before it rains!", "Just had another knock on the door! Shat myself again! Still a bit shakey... think I need company today It was only the post woman btw", "Well that was a pleasant evening, not come on Docs hurry up and open!", "Something has clearly got up my nose this mornin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Has returned from his journey to JB and will be posting photos shortly.
is back from his JB trip. will upload pictures real soon...
[ "tummy ache but am hapy tomorrow i'm on leave, i can rest the whole day at home!!", "@mrbrown abit not worth leh for ipod users.. unless playing P2P games... which is quite rare in SG unless your friends also has them.. :X", "@ryan_ukulm wahhh...... can port me to your place so i can enjoy too???", "@klvn89...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey guys, I highly recommend checking out Reggae artist Cezar's show tonight at SOB's in NYC at 9pm. He's really talented and definitely worth seeing.
I'm going to this reggae show tonight in NYC: Reggae artist Cezar at SOB's @ 9pm!!! He's dope. I co-sign. Don't miss it
[ "@streetztalk @JaysonJPhillips I wasn't there in 06, but I'll take ur word. Y'all need 2 get in that Strolling competition cause it was", "@thequeensheba hey what about me? tell ur peeps to follow me.", "@basseyworld Sister Act 2 Lauryn would play you minus the stale extensions plus some nice locks minus the ma...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Greencolorado expressed strong dislike and a desire for distance from something or someone.
@Greencolorado Ugh... They must stay far, fat away from me...
[ "@karinb_za It only kicked in around lunch time. Was still pretty drunk when i woke up, so it took a while. I might be dying. Big night", "Me thinks a blog post, purely on male grooming is required. Awesome responses...", "@SingleSyllable Haha. My bed will be well occupied in about 30 mins.", "@r0xii @lauraki...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm in a lot of pain right now, particularly in my thighs and arms, and I need to watch my language.
My body's aching like eff. Especially both my thighs and arms And I've to refrain from vulgarities now!!
[ "I hate my Science faci! He gave me a C instead of the usual B!!!", "@yanijonas No leh, I think I got stomach upset leh Sian hor! But I'm eating now", "Ahhh, why can't the friggin' layout align?!! I'm so pissed off", "Woohooo! I am stoked! Wheee. Though, I'm not looking forward to school", "Hehehe. I am g...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: On Monday, Melbourne Vixens will be combining two favorite things of the tweeter - netball and Wicked. They are excited that the team will be meeting the cast. Yay!
@MelbourneVixens im so excited you are combining my 2 fav things on monday netball and wicked yay for the team meeting the cast
[ "why do exams exist why cant they just give us a take home exam that was so much better last year write and essay and done no revision", "@MelbourneVixens absolutely awesome effort so glad im a member", "yay 1 week to my birthday sooo hope win wicked lottery the one time i deserve to win lol but an exam fir...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @FrankSylar thinks that the season finale of the entire series was the best and it's about time it was that good in his opinion.
@FrankSylar About time. That was the best season finale of the whole series. Imo anyway.
[ "@PersiaRose Those are all cute- I saw them yesterday.", "@evilesmile You're right, but I'm still jealousI don't think I'm going to be eating anything like that tomorrow.- Probably a salad..", "@cinebo I'll try to listen to it before the end of this week and let you know what I think... even tho I don't think y...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I woke up at 7:30 am and couldn't fall back asleep. It's really cold. Lol.
so cold,,got up at 7:30 this morning,dont know why but couldnt get back to sleep lol x
[ "@McFLYFan_Katie just been doin homework & sunbathing all day dont wanna go to school tomorra x", "heyy heyy just watch my girl and xried my eyes out lol x", "@officialnjonas heyy love your new song ! x", "@holly_Dougiemad what is there one really coz i have heard there not doing another this year ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @shikoneko believes that their photo was better than some of the ones selected for the GM photo page, but they didn't make the cut.
@shikoneko Just didn't get onto the GM photo page, I honestly think mine was better than at least a couple that were chosen.
[ "NOOOOO! Danny La Rue has died!!!!!", "@csi_ceri Knocking on wood for you. Or erm, whatever weird board on my computer desk is masking itself as wood.", "@daveellis0808 God that's really late then, I thought your bus wouldn't be long after the flight.", "Argh, opened my crisps upside down. I hate that.",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Dear Trace Cyrus, I love you so much and I miss you. Let's make plans to hang out with Lil Wayne when you return. Please come home soon! XOXO
@tracecyrus love you brudder we so gotta kick it wiff lil wayne when you get back! xoxo miss u hurry up and come home!
[ "im in a dark theater "writing" a song with nick j who is rockin a faded egg plant shirt!", "me and sofie are super cranky. you know what they say puppies are like their mommy.", "crazy day. just left the wrap party for hannah montana season 3 sad for the ending and stoked for a new beginning! season...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @xlovelydearx was informed of something, but is now questioning if they lost a follower because of it. They find it humorous.
@xlovelydearx That's what I got told... oh well, does that mean I'm down a follower? lol
[ "Why does play.com have NO fucking T-shirts in stock that are my size!?!?!?", "@XxSuperHansxX lol, I had ice-cream, how hardcore are we?!", "Another sad lonely day ... oh well, at least I have ice-cream!", "@XxSuperHansxX You are correct it's "really" *claps franticly*", "Oh great, Prestwicks fu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Have a great time watching Springsteen! I'm excited to see him at Glastonbury in June. Let me know how it goes when you return.
@ThisIsRobThomas Enjoy Springsteen, I'm seeing him at Glastonbury in June!! Give us a report when you get back
[ "Lovely man in Hibernian just saved me �57 on my annual travel insurance", "@ginger_tiger I got to work before the rain too They gave lots of rain for later so I prob won't be able to avoid it, grrrrr.", "@feefifoo missed you! how was your few hours in london? Has to be better than work right? Lol", "Slep...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I require copious amounts of chocolate. The character Stringer Bell has passed away.
I need chocolates. Lots and lots of chocolates. Stringer Bell is dead.
[ "@nikobatallones Errr, well, I was walking so fast that the tension didn't exactly surface. Haha.", "@purpleandgold Awww, well, it's your birthday so you have be awake as long as you can anyway.", "@jackieuy I really needed to hear that verse 'cause I was going crazy about plans after grad. Hey, you got in at t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @pablosu, the session is now full. Please mute your headset. It may be the reason why you are getting kicked out.
@pablosu Its full now Put headset on mute, it might be why your getting kicked ??
[ "@GertieGamer Still a bit rubbish decided to stay home today. Bit fed up.", "@ProudGamerTweet Do I get a prize? These eye bags and grief from the wife don't come easy you know.", "Fable 2 game save is corrupted. Pretty pissed off now", "@ReverendBobby I figured as youre universally considered a retard, you c...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've been on a break from work since 10pm last night and now I'm extremely exhausted and just want to go home. lol
@ wrk on a break since 10 o'clock last night im so so so tired n i jus wanna go home lol
[ "rehearsing n prepping for today my voice is so tired lol imo get a cold shower to wake me up fully lol wooo", "bye guys im off to da train station too bad i aint gt no black berry lol", "GD afteroon my fellow twitters tis a beautiful day n i hope we all gt are summer swagger on, lol", "they also want an int...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm feeling like having ice cream, perhaps with chocolate chip cookie dough flavor. I love it!
hmm. i'm thinking ice cream. chocolate chip cookie dough? love ittt!
[ "I have a new pair of shoes so white ehhhh. Hmm. FOOOOOOD.", "totally loved the blog themed photographs of Bashh, Lynz &Lulu", "@bashywah i soooo wish i was there lawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you guys loooked so fab! hahaha. who did the make up?", "@ainakobets ummm so? just say hi i'll say it backkkk hahaha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can't find @michaelgrainger, even though I have seen his tweets. Are you hiding from me? @rubydoor, I might be going insane.
Ok, Where is he? I'm sure I seen his tweets fly past. @michaelgrainger are you hiding from me. See @rubydoor I am crazy.
[ "For my Birthday Girl....she can't wait to see the movie. ?", "@the7thpwr Had a busy day. Nice to put my feet up finally.", "@OnlyMeUK Thanks for letting me follow now I can see your blips.", "@vnesnz link link clickidy click click xx (via @Hydrau1) had to read that twice, thought it said lickidy lick lick....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sounds like you have it all figured out. Well done!
@skibumbrian777 sounds like you've got that wired - nice
[ "@Spoonsie wth is the skunk doing up that early? or ... nm!", "@Bradinator thanks - this is one of the reasons i love twitter", "@SaschaScarpulla ah! i don't know shiba he does look like an akita. inu is "dog" in japanese da ne would love to have seen your cat too", "@jarreauman lol - "ouch&qu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @MissMillions, what are you currently doing?
@MissMillions Hello my sweet What are you up to??
[ "Say So - Uh Huh Her... the last lot of lyrics belong to this awesome song ?", "@SCOTNESS He doesn't get reception with Vodafone out where he is... and I hate Telstra with a passion.", "It was just my imagination running away with me...", "@MrPaulEvans You have good reason to be moody. I hope your mum is ok....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Left my phone at home today, so if anyone needs to reach me, please use instant messaging.
Forgot my cell at home today - anyone trying to contact better catch me on the IM for now
[ "@keeda I had seen 99. it was good ... was asking @netra if she liked it aswell. yes 5june is the date i guess", "@suddentwilight hey nice meeting you ... will try and catchup for photography sometime soon cheers", "@gprateek I got some books line up... but will add this to my TO Read list ... do tell me onc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Visited a secret residence with @freshfiends and currently at Silver with @joeyboy1. However, my toothache remains.
Went to hidden house w/ @freshfiends... Now silver with @joeyboy1 . My tooothy stilll bothers me booo
[ "My tooooth I wanna kill someone ! @ work and its killing me !", "@NinaCruz927 c u friday nite!!!! And thursday if u go !? Gotta go seee my fave girl work that pole lmao", "@Prez1stLady realllly .. Hahaha I'm gettimg here now we had to take turns ....", "Leavn scottsdale mall w/ lil mini me .. I luv lush&qu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RonDance finds it funny and agrees that the person being referred to is very outspoken. However, the tweet also implies that this person puts up a saintly façade in public. The tweeter takes pleasure in revealing the truth about people like thi...
@RonDance LOL! Yup! She's pretty uncensored... In public she's a saint tho.. Good thing I like 2 expose ppl! Loser face
[ "Today is so pretty and I don't even feel like leaving out of the house...Am I in a funk? Me no likey", "I miss black Michael Jackson .. This movie is pissin me off!", "@FinIsKing Oh, nothing .. Bored out of my mind..", "@TFletch81 No me not ....I'll Ketchup once these fools STOP being Mustards and FOCUS.....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If the person is not Catholic, they can use contraceptives. Thus, the problem is solved.
@nafisa1 if they're not catholic they can apply contaceptives ;) problem (boredom) solved!
[ "@ChrisRoperZA I often walk the malls with my slippers. Cow print pumps. Hearts on the soles. Got them for Valentines 2 years ago", "Can the week ahead please be an emotionally stable one? I can't keep up with rehydration after several tear duct malfuntions", "@acidicice used to be mine to, but the last five ye...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Any suggestions for dinner, guys? I need to know what Karen wants to eat. Let me know, but please keep it meat-free.
You guys- what should I get for dinner? What does Karen want to eat? TELL ME! (no meat)
[ "I don't know what happened but all my songs r deleted from my iPhone saddnessssssss", "@heffasaurus that's not OK. LOL! Imma gonna breast feed-It's natural- yes- but not in PUBLIC!", "@GuruMN I agree with u about Iran. I did that green thing yesterday and it messed up my twitter account.", "@projblogsphere ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I've always been a size 14 but I really want to be a size 2. Please keep it a secret!"
@tlilfrog I've never been a two and I really want to get there. I'm a 14... yikes! Don't tell anyone, it's a secret!
[ "@clintonphoto I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned it. Maybe it's the angle of the photo? In any case, it's a good thing.", "@fairiemoonchild --I love this part of her bio: Surrounded by Angels, Enchanted by Fairies, It's just that kind of life.", "@Sirjohn_writer Oh god, yes. Pour me a glass too, wil...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "What should I shout if they make a goal?"
@mpurse what do you want me to yell if they score?
[ "@Mattro heh, i meant differences between b3 and b4", "@SociallyCubed i miss IRC culture, Twitter is like the mainstream version, without the trout slapping", "@adhoctg so is KFC, which is where we ended up", "@radarlistener redesign phpBB? ;) i swear it's just some monkeys throwing code togetherr. It'll pro...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @slightlysick responded in the negative and conveyed the idea that two negative actions do not cancel each other out.
@slightlysick No, and two wrongs don't make a right
[ "Thanks for the FF @EFTRadio That's awesome, and I hope your weekend goes well. Lotsa smiles", "@heathersmusic Hi there, thanks for posting my link. Much appreciated", "Thanks for the #FFs @y_leopoldseder @Paganwholesale @Iczey @IMLuv @bethlayne @studentofsucces Smiles to all", "Thanks for the #Follow @donotg...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Watch 'The Game' on CW11 immediately if you're on the West Coast!
EVERYONE ON THE WEST COAST WATCH 'THE GAME' ON CW11 RIGHT NOW
[ "@honeydip206 one of the saddest song in that songg", "UW lost its okay they can get it back again later tonight! hopin the Ms can hold this up!", "I love listening to songs that I haven't in awhile! Example: Love Song: Trey Songz @SongzYuuup", "@Luvelii I didn't you have aim or yahoo? Or just give me some...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Purchasing Halo3 ODST grants access to the multiplayer beta for Halo Reach. Cool.
If you buy Halo3 ODST, you get an invite into the Halo Reach multiplayer beta. Neat...
[ "@strredwolf Yay! Oooh, linky when you have the pictures up?", "@Felysha *hugs* Hope ya feel better soon.", "@donttrythis Hey, just saw your thermite on ice episode! Awesome!", "@MindStormLabs And I know one of the Fandom II guys is running and creating adventures.", "@lupestripe And nuu, I kill all the ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am excited that we don't have any homework, but I am feeling anxious about the computer quiz as I am not sure if I still remember the answers from my computer homework.
yey! NO homeworks!!! but i feel nervous on our computer quiz. i don't kno' if i still remember the answers in my question on computer hw!
[ "watching a documentary show wherein they talk about people killing animals to create products out of it. I feel bad for those animals.", "Ughh. I have a lot of works to do for our varsity club thingy. Early school works. I hate it.", "I can't wait for school cause i miss my friends.", "@alexbby_x3 wow. you h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LouisTrapani I'm also a bit sad that Doctor Who is moving to the US Beeb for more publicity, which might eventually fade away.
@LouisTrapani For that extra exposure that will probably diminish, I am also somewhat Blu that Who is moving to the US Beeb as well
[ "@foursixela Right now I'm watching the next to last episode of Torchwood. Pretty dope for once", "@fancyfembot Don't tell me you're sleepy now. I am too, but I'm not allowed to at the moment", "@LouisTrapani I would be there right now if I could", "@xanister matches in a long ongoing UK vs US elimination br...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My boyfriend finds it strange that I enjoy watching videos of puppies and babies laughing on YouTube.
My bf thinks I'm weird bc I watch youtube videos of puppies and laughing babies.
[ "@alhafamsoker I hate you...I want that breakfast right now", "Feel better tomoe sick times suck donkeyballs. In venice....eating cakes and having tea", "@alohafamsoker I hate you...I want that breakfast right now", "@tommysshih that's better thank a freshman in HIGH SCHOOL.", "I almost crashed my damn car...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ddlovato: My nose is so congested that when I tilt my head upside down, it feels like it'll burst. Yuck.
@ddlovato eww my nose is so stuffed that everytime my head is like upside down it feels like it's gonna explode
[ "looking at colleges in irelandd i would kill to go there...", "going up to north jersey to visit my bestfriendsss first two episodes of jonas were awesome..", "I don't think I've ever disliked someone this much", "@ddlovato eww my nose is so stuffed that ecerythome my head is like upsidedown it feels like ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Can you give a shoutout to your fans in Chicago, who really admire you?
@peterfacinelli How about a shoutout for those who adore you in Chicago??
[ "@stokleywatson have any tips for music writing? I LOVE to sing, but i can't write my own stuff at all", "@lemlemishere i'm drinking mezcal i still have a little from cafe sasha. no sleep for me haha", "i wish i could write my own music. i would be sharing my passion with the world.", "@peterfacinelli you sh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I really like the song "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Bryan Ferry, and I'm dedicating it to my friend Samantha.
For my girl @Samanthai! Bryan Ferry - Knockin' On Heaven's Door. Love this! ?
[ "@JustAliceCullen I hate when that happens! I usually just mention bacon and watch them flock...hahahaha (true though)", "@burstingenergy Just do NOT let on how very accurately she has poised such the opinion! 5 is a fantastic age! #wonkavision", "@TidyCat oh I already grabbed that lil @Spoonsie! hehe Thank u!"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I need to pick up Jodypuppy from the vet at 5pm. They had to amputate his toe due to a large fatty tumor.
gotta go get Jodypuppy from the vet at 5. they had to cut off his toe because the fatty tumor on it was so massive.
[ "@SuzyElizabeth thanks. bb. i just hate so much that i can't even buy my own dam pills. it depresses me, you know?", "@kellyfarrington thanx, bb. i'm sure he will, but i'm still a mess over it. his toe is gone! and the meds have him all woozy. poor boy.", "YAY! reruns of Metalocalypse being shown on Sudnay ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I will talk to you next time I'm on MSN. However, I don't go on it frequently."
@Katey_Louise i will next time i'm on msn..i dont go on much though
[ "@bradiewebbstack i really really really wanta ps3...i have a super old original playstation it sucks that they dont make more games 4 it", "@Katey_Louise haha me too...i tried to get it up on the internet but it was being all spazo. so i called the number shaun posted instead", "@bradiewebbstack omg frank wo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: At times, one must come to accept that certain individuals may not require their presence as much as they require those individuals.
Sometimes I guess you perhaps need to face the fact that perhaps some people just don't need you as much as you perhaps need them
[ "brrrr jhb is chilly today.....I am considering declaring today 'clean up & file' day - Golf is in for quote for damages so I am stuck", "So much stuff falling into place....it's a positive feeling", "*sigh* I think I missed the boat #SFN - perhaps something else lucky will happen today.....that was a stres...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kevcooke enjoy. I just got 11 hours of sleep and now I feel like a normal person.
@kevcooke have fun Just had 11 hours sleep here and feel almost human
[ "@solobasssteve They do look lovely still want to get a reverb to use with the Wav to give it little more air", "@jongomm ouch hope it gets sorted soon! A Fender combo fell on my foot last night so am similarly stumbly!", "@Flemmingdoerken I really like the Wav, it's a great instrument. A little reverb helps ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sondra, it appears that you had a fun and enjoyable night out.
@Hip_M0M sounds like you had a good night out, sondra
[ "@mileless this is a better accessory than boys any day", "@mumu_am good morning, aree!!! i hope your therapy goes well today!", "@ItsJustDi I'm giving me tingles!!! <-- I just spent the most amazing weekend with this man", "@she_writes Aw... I hope the day gets better for you!", "Today is the day I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Chalie is my friend, but is he the only rapper who is consistently good?
@djponcho Chalie's my n*gga but the ONLY consistent rapper???
[ ""NAPPY'S" da new "N" word....by da way, iLove my "NAPPY" braids iGot "HANG-TIME" homie lol", "@VH1sCornFed oh did iMention SUM 41 & J-Son are also on the record as well???", "@JuliaBeverly Bye I'm gonna miss da "A" even tho u neva fed me those strawberrie...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It is my opinion that everyone should stop their current tasks and follow @RealHughJackman for Follow Friday. Although, this may just be my personal preference.
OK I think everyone should just drop what they are doing and follow @RealHughJackman #followfriday Well maybe it's just me
[ "@katiebabs got my fingers crossed. Since you already had the three bad things this week the bad mojo is gone and this will go smooth.", "@katiebabs got nothing to say about job, that sounds bad. Here have some more ramen. (I suck at this )", "Sailboats on the lake. It's bright sunny but cool and breezy. Perfe...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tgardner, I am just taking a moment to greet you. "Greetings to you as well."
@tgardner Just stopping to say hello to you. "Hello to you."
[ "I bet my volvo wishes it was washed like the identical one parked next to it in the Jewel lot. Sorry baby car!", "@EAS211 Yeah..sure that is me..on the cutting edge (BIG LOL on that one!)", "@ToddBrink TF where ya been? I been on FB listening to old music from HS and it takes me back. . .good times", "@rock...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GiniLovesJonas By the way, isn't it pretty clear that she's going to see the 3D movie? Hehe.
@GiniLovesJonas BTW, isn't it kinda obvious that she is going to the 3D Movie? Hehe
[ "@selenagomez Haha that cracked me up about the Wallmart moment. Sounds incredibly cute", "@taylorswift13 Wow! You were amazing on CSI! It just aired in New Zealand and thought you did an awesome job. Thanks for being so amazing", "@AshySwiftnas Oh really? Fascinating They are pretty funky glasses to be honest...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I got back from soccer, we tied 3-3, but I take responsibility for the last goal. Now I'm going to take a shower and watch @langille's blogtv show.
Home from soccer, tied 3-3 but the last goal was my fault showering then gonna watch @langille's blogtv show
[ "Good morning all! Actually have to get out of bed cuz I have to do homework!", "My must I be so unlucky in love, I mean also I find out the crush I have had forever got back together with his ex love sucks", "I can't believe it's the last day, I don't want this to end school now bye!", "Ok the weekend is n...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MH0861, have a happy and successful 24th year ahead. My own year of being 24 was not great, but I believe that you will excel and make the most of it.
@MH0861 I wish you a good year of being 24 It has been mediocre for me, but I know you will make the best of ..
[ "@DonnieWahlberg wish i could go but i can't", "I wish I could fit completely on the windowsill still.", "I WISH we had this much space in our 5th grade classrooms Barely enough room for the desks", "@khali_blache I wish you'd seen it. It was a waste of me doing a stupid thing. No one saw", "@mileycyrus I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Even though I've watched the show multiple times, it still makes me cringe when Duff accidentally cuts himself. lol.
I know I've seen this Ace of Cakes a ton, but it still makes me cringe when Duff cuts his hand. haha.
[ "@RachelMcAdams_ I read online a trick with hot tea *well you cool it a bit before using it.* She should look it up.", "woke up once at 7am, fell back asleep til 1:30ish. haha. AND had like 2 nightmares. Ugh.", "so I guess I'm not wrong. My heart just sunk to my stomach. I feel sick. I can't take this."...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I still have to attend school but I am alone today. However, I am going to pick up LVATT and probably purchase a new phone. I am extremely thrilled!
still has to go to school and no one's here. but today, i'm picking up lvatt and prob getting a new phone finally! superr excited!
[ "yay! jonas' youtube account is back! fuck those haters! excuse my language, i don't normally curse!", "@Shana_15 aww, well be sure to watch it on youtube! joe was super hilarious, nick was his serious-self hah, and someone dissed kev!", "@Dannymcfly i love your profile dan! just dropping by to say hi. hah, th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Danny from McFly, have a great show tonight! If you could say hi to me, it would make me incredibly happy. I love you! XX.
@Dannymcfly have a good show tonight danny! pleasee say hi to meee you would make me the ahppiest person ever ? i loveee you!! xx ?
[ "@tommcfly you souns so amazing right now! iLoveYou xx", "its just a shame that accoustic means "no harry"", "whats wrong with my fuckin tweet deck! it hasnt work for like 4 weeks GRRRR,", "@gfalcone601 awww! your slaving away while he's on radio 1, have you been listening, soo hilarious iLoveYou ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This morning is noisy and chaotic, and I am feeling very unhappy about it.
It is NOT a quiet, peaceful morning... Very not happy about this.
[ "@thenaturalbaby soooo wish i could be there, but i won't be able to make it saturday. i hope it goes great for you!", "kids let me sleep in again. i love my children! i slept till almost 10!!! the down side of that is less "wake up time".", "i got some really... um... interesting (?) followers rec...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll be heading to bed shortly since my eyes can't stay open as long as my mind and it leads to issues.
I'm off to bed soon..my eyes refuse to stay awake for as long as my brain!! It causes problems
[ "@eumom I know ...We get use to the sun to quickly don't know why we're always surprised when the rain comes back !!", "@ekaj3 another garden day here today, shame kids have school though clothes line is empty..nothing left to wash !!", "@manolo25 think I might move into it when it's finished", "Oldest son...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I aim to be less interesting. Also, my mother surprised me with a boba drink while I'm working. Hooray!
New goal: be boring. & my mom just came in & bought me boba as I work. Yay.
[ "Don't be bummed! we can make up for it.", "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.", "Easy night at work. No chihuahua tho. break soon.", "Chilling in the lobby cause I'm a little early. I think I'm going 2 b sleepy.", "Audio: “For You I Willâ€? by Teddy Geiger",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Today has been pleasant, but it seems that the weather may shift towards rain tomorrow.
Nice day but looks like rain will return tomorrow
[ "@thomaswanhoff For a good time, please DM @thomasswanhoff and provide your credit card number and expiration date...", "@aloneinvietnam Sorry, I washed my motorbike today. It always rains after I wash it", "@anhhung Cannot since I have to miss class tonight b/c of my ankle", "@etienne I even studied the Jap...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's Memorial Day weekend, and we only have today to work before getting three days off!
Memorial Day weekend! Just today and 3 days off!
[ "Jealous of @AMCnews right now! I wish I could go 2 the Cannes Film Festival", "Going to see The #HANGOVER now! P.S, this is my thousandth tweet!", "Just downloaded FireFox. So far it's WAY better than Safari", "Woke up at 11AM. Day's shot. Who cares, it's Sunday and tonight's the #Tonys!", "Good morning, e...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @endlessblush will pay $100 for insurance that covers repair or replacement with no additional cost.
@endlessblush Insurance will cost me $100 and repair/replace as needed with no increase in premiums
[ "@endlessblush yeah maybe move Friday to another day me thinks... Got blown off the other day for one of the others (O was home so no go)", "@greentm it's all in the mind of the reader not the writer ;) I can't help what you think I wrote We was talking zoom lenses is all ;)", "@endlessblush I'm pushed to the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I believe my son will struggle with the same problem. My husband's dancing seems to be all over the place, but our child is flexible just like I used to be.
I think my son will have that same prob. Hubs dances like a frog in a blender. But kiddo is limber tho -like I was once @emeraldjaguar
[ "@sparklythistle hard to feel in best form when work is not going great. Hopefully the day takes a turn for the better.", "Ouch!! Sore neck is getting more sore Time for painkillers by the handfull)", "@LorelieBrown Half of you is having a blue day, the other half a grey one", "You know, this is just so dam...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Have you seen it? Nope, and I don't feel as upset as you do about supporting Chelsea because Cheryl Cole's partner is on the team.
@lauranolanx have you saw it ? NO! and im not as sad as you supporting chelsea 'cause cheryl coles fella plays for them
[ "@lisa_graham k around west derby searching for my house haha !", "@Fearnecotton can you play paramore-decode since im i have just seen 15 secs of the trailer for twilight sequal 'New Moon'", "@mblack16 @hannah_bradshaw i love your basket tosses in cheer well doneee xo", "why am i up at 5.30am ? i have sle...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @NHBS, we specialize in web and graphic design, not desktop publishing. Can you provide some assistance?
@NHBS We don't really offer that service as we're web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?
[ "@ardorpes Seen it - its awesome I've seen a LOT of horror - trust me!", "Morning all! Negative Note: Slept funny. Now I have a sore neck! Positive note: I am now the proud owner of a Dwight Schrute bobble head!", "@mcbooth Enjoyed it! It had a few corny moments but overall it was pretty awesome! "CGI Ar...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I understand, but I require a car for the skyline. Let's wait and see."
@iheartshooes yea I know but I need a car for skyline so we'll see
[ "Ok bedtime...early tonight!! I have packages to ship and then a BBQ with my bff & her mini-me(her daughter) I can't wait to have kids.", "@macNC40 LOL no I just looked at the website - I'm being lazy lol at leastvi can admit it!!", "@nomysteryleft ahhh I totally thought you went to sf state! But yes we ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jwmont Thank you. I just verified on him and I believe he was somewhat more adorable than what I had in my memory.
@jwmont Thanks. I just checked on him and I think he was actually a bit cuter than I remembered.
[ "@OhowFUN Be sure to send the post to me, Eric.", "@stayingyoung Oh yes. I wrote a blog about little Jack Walden. here you go.", "@SteveDiamond I know they have trouble, but I never heard a thing. I had MANY recommendations from MrTweet.", "@Juniesgurl That was a pretty fun one to write. RE: Who would have g...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Crazy4Crystal, I appreciate it. I am preparing for LONDONNNNNNNNNNNN and feeling very eager. Keep tweeting and have a great time with your job.
@Crazy4Crystal Thanks, hon. I'm getting ready for LONDONNNNNNNNNNNN, very excited I hope you enjoy your work and keep tweeting
[ "@FaithfulChosen So-so, thanks I've uploaded a new campaign vid, will post the link in a few mins. how are you doing, babe??", "@tamelle It is highly recommended! going to be my 7th time there, it's my true home, especially when I stand in the midst of the West End", "OMG @crystalchappell said she found us to ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @annATL is relieved that nobody is around because otherwise, they would have missed most of something. They need to depart right away and resume their makeup-related tasks.
@annATL I'm kinda glad no one's there, cause I'd be missing most of it. I have to leave now and get back on my makeup work.
[ "I'm starting to get sick Better be able to make it through graduation tomorrow.", "@VeronicaATL I asked and my mom flipped, so yeah. No hustler chats for me I'll keep lurking though lol", "@RobbieVoght ahaha thank you. I'm about to film. Wish me luck.", "@emmaxatl Yup. I haven't made your's yet, so go for ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If nobody talks to me, I'll log out.
oh god if no one talks to me im going to log out
[ "@mcr_rocks_alot no im not mad at you hun, i hate being mad", "OH MY GOD I SLEEP AT 6:21 AND WOKE UP AND 8:05 I CANT GO SLEEP AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "im about to hit 100 followers need 7 more come on baby", "@mcr_rocks_alot you are mad well fine be like that", "@mcr_rocks_alot no! my baby brother is crying...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mskeekee30 hopes for better unity on issues in America, but doubts it will happen.
@mskeekee30 Wish we would be as "together" on issues in America. Wishful thinking!
[ "@Shaunielove I thought u got ur update last night. Dang, sorry Ma! U & Apple might have 2 duke it out!", "Hey @skylistic I miss you! See, look at my faaaaaaace", "@mskeekee30 Dang chick! Ur spending have the day in there for that free hair do. LOL. I'm in and out in 1 1/2 hrs. But I have 2 pay.", "@mskee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I truly regret that @melsaysphatdick is departing today instead of tomorrow.
I really wish @melsaysphatdick wasn't leaving tomorrow...er - today.
[ "@AlexAllTimeLow So was the one on Absolute Punk not supposed to be there? If so, sorry I listened illegally. I feel dirty now.", "@vinny_vegas HAHAHAHAHAA. You just cheered me up. Thank you.", "Just slammed my head into the wall. No, not on purpose.", "@melsaysphatdick Get me an I <3 NY shirt! 'Cause I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Most ex-partners behave the same way, so don't feel bad. Remember how great you are and don't let him affect you.
@MyInnerVixen Don't they all? Just helps you realize that's why he's an ex. Don't let him get you down. You're better than that.
[ "@MyInnerBitch I don't normally buy those. I just go by the pics online. The last one I got had his kid pics in it. Poor man.", "@Tricia_PsGuard Meeee tooooo. But it's freezing outside and I don't want to miss this!!!! I have a job to do!", "@RulerofDazzle Right. Ok. Already had that. I'm sorry, I thought I mis...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Nirith, I am finished with work for today. The computers are still operating, but they are not part of a union.
@Nirith well i'm done working for today i guess how's that Computers are still working though, but they're not in a union
[ "@Bodyguard_Beats usually when you go deep at 5.30 am, you prefer the presence of a woman", "The one thing i hate about modern technology is that it KEEPS breaking down on you at the wrong moment", "@Natasja_Cupcake that's right honey chill while you can ... I got about 6 weeks of EXTREME busy-ness coming up ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Over the weekend, I purchased the bundle of Megarace 1 and 2 from a website named #GOG.com for $5.99. It was a nostalgic experience.
This weekend I stayed in. I bought the Megarace 1 and 2 bundle from a website called #GOG.com. $5.99 for 2 games. Brings back memories
[ "Hey fellow tweets, I'll be back in a little while, I have some running around to do (hopefully no upset tummy along the way", "@BenRemiz And I could never learn a new instrument if I tried", "@suzyqbee10 I got home safe just wanted you to know, i dont believe in drunk driving so i took a cab.", "@SEGA Daisy...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If you have any issues, Dell will provide you with great service. Pick a Dell product now.
@JanetcBaby You'll always get good services at DELL no matter the problem. Choose a Dell today
[ "@JanetcBaby i want a tan too!! i'll juz have to wait nxt month when i go to penang... yummy food, and sunshine!", "Plan to go gym before homes, but having a blocked nose. This is frustrating!", "Off to the gym, dinner then.... LEFT4DEAD (if on lah)!!!....@weeliem tell me if it is on k", "@chyehong ya, it's t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am freezing all the time lately and I am looking forward to the return of sunshine.
so cold. thats all i ever am these days i want the sun to come back SOON!
[ "watching sweet life on deck my hands are cold an i want more chocolate biscuits. i really need to start some assignments :S", "k im actually going now off to watch friends mateeeee gdnight, may your dreams be pleasant", "ehh my plan for doing 2 assignments tonight is down the drain. or is it? my fingr hurts...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @BethanyinFL gave away two rows of Southwest Airlines seats because there was not enough space to store them.
@BethanyinFL I once had 2 rows of SWA seats. Didn't have room to store them, had to give them away.
[ "In the oil change waiting room: 3 smart-phone users, 1 book reader.", "@FoxWhisperer My Dad worked for SW when I graduated HS. Worked at HOU 21 years. He retired 3 years before I joined the Company.", "Baby update: Docs say Mia has minor hip dysplasia, due to being breech. Will need to wear a leg brace for...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm headed to sleep now. Had a good time spending the day with TJ.
Going to bed now... It was great to hang out with TJ today...
[ "@julia_13 that's horrible what a jerk. Ugh. Man... Poor David gotta love that boy", "@Julia_13 exactly! ...are people blaming david? that would be so sad btw, has david said anything about that?", "@Julia_13 thanks I'm doing a lot better now that it's been a few days.. Did u see the pic I posted of her? lo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kerryinholland the two small children have arrived and I am currently making them comfortable. I know one is named Dexter but I am unsure of the other's name.
@kerryinholland the two little guys are here just getting them settled in. So far, their names are Dexter and "Not Dexter... I think?"
[ "@WH1SKS sorry i'm in bed already. I don't sleep in clothes.... And i'm can't really take pictures of invisi-knickers", "@WH1SKS sorry i'm in bed already. I don't sleep in clothes.... And i'm can't really take pictures of invisi-knickers", "@antsrants it's driving me insane! all i want is a lie in!!!", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Uheard thinks that achieving a meditative state is a good idea, but it can be difficult because the planet Mercury represents the mind, which can interfere with that state.
@Uheard Sounds pretty nice though - a meditative state But Mercury represents mind, which is obviously what interferes with that
[ "Housemartines - Bow Down - Happy Monday morning ?", "@outrage_designs Ah well that's okay cos I can't paint", "@_Kaden_ Hi I've no idea Lazily, I tend to wait for them to get named, I'll look later though (ton of work this morning). Tell me more", "@pathea Also, it implies exactly what you said, that word...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @teamcyrus, I'm also feeling very unoccupied! Currently, I'm focusing on my biology studies.
@teamcyrus im really bored too! im studying biology
[ "@xoxotihs heyy np! thanks for following me backk! D yeahh! yay nileyy! #niley #niley #niley #niley hahhah", "iiii wishh i was at the jb concerttt", "@Higel woahh, i wish i could go to a miley concerttt! but she never comes to spain", "@TTFrutti lucky youu! yeaa today is mtv ma! but its at 3am", "@Arantza...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @is_selene, you are amazing. I love you, girl. You are so sweet.
@is_selene A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. I love you babe. You swiit girl you.
[ "@is_selene I would think of a crafty way... I can be crafty.. when I want to", "@is_selene Just like SuperSonic babe Nope, you can't love me mo than that. P.S. I love you Sally.", "@is_selene Just like Romeo and Juliet. Only less tragic I love you babe more than Romeo loved Juliet. Way more", "Ma'am. I do...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Leaving camp and heading to meet with a client who is starting summer plans early and includes me. Thank God!
After camp... on the move to meet with my client who is getting a early jump on summer plans which includes me God is good!!!!
[ "Until I have my coffee all I hear is BlahBlahBlah....Monday grumps", "@ChaenaDanaie Yea..I have a few stops before I come there but time flies...especially when ur havin fun!!!!!!!!", "@ChrysieStar Get this...eyes closed listenin to soothin sounds durin my facial chick decided to break out the extractor *neva ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I love that pillow and I am planning to move to England in about 6 years.
@Svajen yeah i love that pilow^^ i'm gonna move to england about 6 year
[ "@tommcfly you're on swedish tv right now gordon ramsay's the f word haha! very funny lol xxx", "@duggiegirl hi yeah i'm alright i guess.. you? thank you, so are you xx", "@Depond haha that's cool, no we gets our summer holiday next friday so we always dresses nice and singing and stuff on a place here", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @sandgaijin is saying that they have work on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights from 10 PM to 8:30 AM and they are wondering why the person they are tweeting to is still awake.
@sandgaijin Work. I work Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, from 10 PM to 8:30 AM!...why are YOU awake? :p
[ "So I walked into the office after 25 minutes of getting things sorted for the shift...just in time to see my phone die...", "tiiiiiired...this is not good! 4 hours of sleep before work? Yikes! At least I had a blast at Beast's party!", "Bloody Fun Day: 99518. I was only 482 points away from getting more po...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling really upset and also experiencing a headache at the moment.
Have a headache and in a seriously bad mood now
[ "Bad day at the office. In a horrendous mood Was it national 'Act like an idiotic buffoon' day today and no-one bothered to tell me?!!", "Yikes! UK unemployment statistics at their highest in 12 years. That's rather worrying", "Having all kinds of problems with Tweetdeck this evening. Had technical problems at...
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