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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @x_Ellieee_x is being sarcastic and says thank you to someone who called her a meany. She then celebrates reaching her 500th milestone and agrees with the other person.
@x_Ellieee_x haha oh thanks what you trying to say meany lol yep and I think this is my 500th woo go me lol xD and yeah you do
[ "@x_Ellieee_x :O I ain't more emo than you yeah I do like them lol your bros wrong man the singer is wank he fails lol", "@x_Ellieee_x Awwwww just go for the weekend then =P I am sure they will be doing a UK tour, how is it my fault lmao", "@Angelbstar Erm it's going alright I hate maths I totally suck at it =...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kevin, your aggressive pillow punching and intense glaring are making me very nervous.
@KevinJ_ll Pillow punching? Glaring....really freaking me out here, Kevo.
[ "@Double__J hehe thank youu But I'm trying to change it to a better one! <3", "I can only JTV message...and i cant even respond. message me everything. please", "I feel really sick right now....I'm freezing and achey and just don't feel too terribly good", "than you do in your entire body....just accept t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm done watching YouTube now. My little brother and I had a good laugh though.
Ok enough youtubein' it! Good laughs though little bro..
[ "I will let you know of my triumph! Ha ha ha!", "As for the Laker game? Laker hater forever! LoL! I guess they deserved it..Yeah yeah whatever!", "Aye!! My honey just fixed Mia's hair lol she looks like the missing character of "Fraggle Rock" Too cute!", "We all need a beer now!! Mason where the h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's both sad and funny that the speaker remembers when JFK lost his virginity, and they have been friends for too long.
Aw you know what's sad/funny? - I remember when JFKennedy lost his virginity We�ve been friends for TOO...
[ "@ElitheCool would definitely love to! email me it: stacey.ess@gmail.com", "@bioncaaa oh snap! how was that?! i've always wanted to see the roots throw down live i've only seen questo. 75 SO isn't bad though.", "@bioncaaa lol omg they were all wack I was so ashamed to say I know them", "Now whether you fat, ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @maeglinhiei was listening to Leaving on a Jetplane and expressed their love for the song. They also suggested a duet called Perhaps Love by the same artist with Placido Domingo.
@maeglinhiei Love that song <33 was listening to Leaving on a Jetplane Have you heard Perhaps Love, the duet he did with Placido Domingo?
[ "@maeglinhiei Doors open at 9, I think. I'll prolly be there by 8.30 or so I'm obsessively early for things lol It's a habit lol", "@jiangyin Alistair's a brilliant character I love him!!", "@sarahlucielle I fucking hate it when they do that", "Just saw Star Trek for the final time on the big screen Oh gi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am done with keeping secrets, crying sucks.
ok, fuck this secret life shit,. i hate crying.
[ "@beckerbuns ok! I need to hand the computer over to daniel because he is whining about using ventrilo.", "@stxr what's wrong? I think I need to go read your blog cuz I seem to be missing something.", "Heading to fort drum. Can not WAIT til I can stop keeping Soldier's hours. UGH I'm tired.", "at the USO, bor...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm excited to announce that my mother has given me permission to attend @mileycyrus' concert in December.
Yay my mum said i can go see @mileycyrus in concert in December x
[ "@MandyyJirouxx hey, when are u and miley doing another miley&mandy show? please reply", "@mandyyjirouxx Shout Out To Me Mandy!! Love You Loads, omg i hope miley wins at the mtv awards tmoz", "Going to see JB 3D Movie today with my friend i hope its good", "@MandyyJirouxx ive never tried cookie cake but...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Last night, two individuals from Norway responded to my tweets. Laughing my ass off.
I had two people from Norway replying to my tweets last night. Lmao
[ "@neillavin300 Join the club, my dad just woke me up , so much for me planning to sleep for most of the day. Lmao", "@Smiffys44 I think so i will ask my mum when she gets in and ill text you.", "@neillavin300 I did lol we had it on a cd before eurovision ended, now that is sad. Fairytale -- Alexander Rybak.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @miCh3LL3Ramir3z, I'm not scared of those things. I actually enjoy the Tower of Terror.
@miCh3LL3Ramir3z heh, those things don't usually spook me. I love the Tower of Terror
[ "@dotboom for the record, I don't handle the Twitter app reviews for @iProng Magazine - got staff for that", "@dreamingtreefla heh, maybe Microsoft is just trying to keep the world from finding out that the iPod exists", "@Cristinellaa I've watched that entire interview twice and I've picked up maybe half of it...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It would have been preferable to have gotten @titaniumfish at the introductory price of $69.
@titaniumfish would have been even better if we got it at the intro price $69
[ "@pineapplebun it gives me "We have been unable to process your request." error everytime I am trying to book a tix. Have to call them tmr", "@hintswen oh.. Hope they will throw something useful at you next time.. actually no, hope you won't bump into them again heh", "@TD_Lee Just for pleasure Hvn't...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @reankell made me excited for a moment there, but then let me down.
@reankell DAMN!!! got me all excited for a min there
[ "my life is nothing but a series of disappointments - this really shouldn't have come as a surprise", "@handholds more like what isn't wrong. i miss you!", "watching my @bifnaked dvd and wishing I was at her show right now", "tired + bored + hungry + disappointed = BAD COMBINATION", "@handholds that would ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @johnconn Tomorrow, I will not revisit that place, however, I will come back.
@johnconn I won't go back there tomorrow, but I will return
[ "@stilgherrian Social Media Club here in Cantberra is just an excuse to drink coffee and flirt. Isn't it the same everywhere?", "@rbuerckner if this is referring to your party, I did confirm via email a week ago, remember?", "@berryanarchy Don't be jealous, this is nothing special, just some coffee with cheap b...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am shocked and saddened to announce that my beloved pet passed away early this morning at 3:00 am.
My dog passed away this morning at 3:00 am WTF
[ "My girlfriend is being a super b right now!!!!!! nothing new... Sigh.. Wish I could just pack my shit and leave sometimes..", "@TimDisaster can I still get mah trophies without the net?! ;(", "@Veronicah86 don't u lie to me!!! LOL jk I don't know yet... probably go and party in San marcos with some friends...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I cannot completely deny the possibility of the first option as I have never smelled you before, @FemaleProdigy the third.
@FemaleProdigy the third, but not having ever smelled you, I can't 100% rule out the first
[ "@HellcatBetty i'm more the stay up late then take a nap type", "@Ithildyn i can safely say that i have NEVER had an urge to go to SLC", "@NewOrleansLady3 thanks, hun, and I hope you get some rest", "train approaching Manchester Picadilly, tweet y'all from da hotel", "@ryan_kingfish i saw it as an email fro...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I despise JJb and everyone associated with it, including the employees and customers.
hates jjb, the people in it, staff and consumers.
[ "Oh man... :| what about stavros flatley and poor aiden and holly!!", "Ok i have to get up early in case the window men come early and fit the new windows then revision time", "Looking for prom corsages.... AHHHH!!!! Michael + Flowers = no!!", "Rip gary the apple snail killed by a murderer :@ stupid claude...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mister_peterman, I envy you for having such an awesome-sounding experience at the theme park. I also miss going there.
@mister_peterman That sounds freakin awesomeeeee I'm jealous! I miss theme parks
[ "@adam_lewis SO JEALOUS D: 2 nights was not enough", "Man I need to do my daily workout before dinner, but I can't drag myself away from electric blanky! Bum still aches from gym yesterday", "@mister_peterman Omg that rules! I had a little beagle named Simba growing up. He was fatally hit by a car when I was in...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JustTooBusy is thankful for TY and announces that they will also be relocating soon to a cabin in a campground where they will work with children.
@JustTooBusy blessed dear TY I'll be moving soon too. I'm moving into a cabin in a campground and will work with children there
[ "@cArtPhotography thank you following as well. Have a wonderful and blessed weekend.", "@ThinkReferrals thank you and may your week be blessed as well", "@esoterismo may your weekend be blessed and full of love.", "good morning twitterville Pay Attention turns negative ways into a positive flow. It's time f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm enjoying watching Mayim on WNTW. She recently appeared on Chelsea Lately and apparently doesn't wear pants in public. Chelsea referred to her as a "super jew".
loving mayim on WNTW. she was on Chelsea Lately the other night. she doesn't wear pants in public. Chelsea called her a "super jew".
[ "@rburdick r u able to scroll thru tweets? I can only see the most recent four.", "i'm all for supporting Iran, but I don't think I like green cats.", "@andreaj27 of course we will!!! that's what friends do.", "@redneckmommy What a sin! My thoughts go out to his family.", "@TexasEmerald IDK. ::shaking head ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's alright, my hair is shorter today.
- My hair today. Shorter. But its okay!
[ "school days tomorrow. im like a 7 year old afraid to go to school.", "I want to say, God, Im so sorry for acting like a child this day.", "They were right. I hope i have a talent in singing.", "i hope my first day of school.. will rain! next week monday probably", "Anyone who have a Picture of KRIS ALLEN ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Great! Congrats on joining the group of people who knit socks!
@Uhmanduh Nice! Welcome to the Sock Knitter club!
[ "@KnittingFynatyc Do it! It's definitely delicious and easy.", "@pmsgeisha I love polar fleece, even in May. Especially in May. Wanna trade places for a week?", "Maybe getting some work done, probably going to bed soon. Sweet dreams to all!", "@getoutmore Thanks to y'all, and to the sponsors. Love my new s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The weather seems nice today, my son is feeling better, and I am doing well. I am almost finished creating a new playlist and preparing my iPhone.
seems a nice day outside my son seems better and for now i'm ok new playlist is almost 4 iphone is almost ready
[ "@kylean1 goodnite 2 u also hope to hear that transfer ...", "my son is making the chorus to "so human" ( " ... ahi ahi ahi ... " ) by lady sovereign ... sounds very funny and he is so in rhythm", "sad day for Juve: Nedved retires , it is sure now who will run now ?? who will scream when ev...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It is currently 10:40pm on Saturday June 6th, 2009 in the Philippines.
10:40pm here at the philippines.. june 6, 2009 saturday..
[ "@Vanessa_91 yeah! i love the song "just a dream".. but i haven't listened to the song "before he cheats". i'm gonna try and listen to it!", "not yet sleepy. i haven't even thought about what course am i gonna take. gosh.. college is so scary. i feel shaky just thinking about it", "yay! INTE...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @pcsketch plans to purchase a bus and transform it into a motor home with a huge BlokesLib logo on it.
@pcsketch I am actually wanting to buy a bus one day & turn it into a motor home. Imagine a whopping big BlokesLib logo on it
[ "@vipvirtualsols Me! I'm doing pretty damned good. Sipping on some wild turkey. Updating the website. Keeping out of trouble for a change", "@libertygrrrl Am in Tasmania. Way down the bottom. Next step south would be Antarctica", "@JennaMadison With any luck I'll avoid the blush if I ever meet you LOL", "@sag...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Good morning, Twitter friends. I'll be getting ready for work soon but don't worry, I'll have some cereal before I go. Let's chat, beautiful people."
GOOoooddDD morning my twitterbirds... gonna get ready for work soon dont worry i'll eat some cereal before work. talk to me prettys.
[ "@ruthaimee hii baby girl IMY..i still owe you your doggy bag BAHAHAHA jk..", "had a great night girls rule, boys drool. lol", "wow! i got sick out of nowhere and now i cant think straight....and mtv hasnt posted the hills online, wtf!", "@smhsmhsmh the week it falls on, and a week after the exact date", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I feel the same way as well, @LaurinandKelly."
@LaurinandKelly that is kind of how I feel too
[ "@onceamonthmom Today mine is some sort of spanish, but I agree, it is usually british", "@thelandofnod loving this diaper bag and travel set. Stylish and practical. Would love it for the new baby", "Could I be any more obnoxious about my picnic. Clearly, I really love me some hotdogs", "@PensieveRobin His ro...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: A person is angry because I told them they are too filthy to be featured on my website. They should have the guts to say it to me in person instead of being a promiscuous fool.
Someone is mad cuz I said they are too nasty to be on my website awwww poor thing. Next time say it to my face instead skank hoe
[ "Ok if you guys can get @clanrabbit to 200 followers I'll post a very good pic as a reward.", "@naughtymeg one. 4 year old princess.", "@EnvyAmor awesome. July 5th. Save the date I'm so excited. Xoxo", "@ShazamSF I'm confused about the "sex work" are you a professional?", "I'm sleepy. I want to ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I overate and now I feel very sick with a bad stomachache.
I ate to much! I want to puke! have really bad bellyache
[ "@liiiindsaay the funny picture isn't already finish! sry but i can't show it yuo tomorrow", "Wednesday's gonna be great! I'm exicted about "Hannah Montana-The movie"!We'll have so much fun lindsay", "I'm not here this weekend... See you monday twitters", "@liiiindsaay yes! I always have to say new...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I would usually act differently, but Monty is still a young baby, only 3 months old.
@Juicytots Would be my normal attitude but Monty is only 3 months
[ "@Juicytots LOL twitter addition like it is surgically implanted Will not give it up until Monty stops feeding for hours at a time!", "@Soph4Soph did you see you made my favourites list on etsy", "As if to prove what a poor house keeper I am there is 'tap scum' dislodged and floating in my water", "@Soph4Sop...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: MeiLinMiranda, is it still possible to find clothes in ordinary sizes? Yay, it's nice to end the week on a happy note.
@MeiLinMiranda OMG, ordinary size, is there still such a thing? Ya for ending the week on a happier note.
[ "@nettagyrl I found it via @MeiLinMiranda, #writechat I mean. It's in my time zone on Sun, so that makes it easier.", "@MeiLinMiranda Yay to endings! Though, of course then there's edits and rewrites and.. did I say something about endings?", "@nettagyrl LARP is way fun with the right group. You should try it, ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Gayle, you're really talented, I'm going to post your link on Facebook.
@chrissyandcoco I'm going to share your link on facebook! U are very talented Gayle!
[ "#FollowFriday ~ EVERYONE. I don't want to miss ANYONE...I ♥ you ALL!!! So, take THAT personally please!!!", "@RichBassett OH MY LORD....my eyes just opened wider than EVER!!! How sad...", "@JeffreySummers Have you met @markgreenaway and @Bridget_CooKs ~ if not, introduce yourself!", "@bryabent I love it. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am confident that you will create something amazing. Upon listening to some of your songs again, I noticed that your voice is exceptionally lovely, even without lyrics.
@lollywawa i know u'll come up w/something great. listening to a few of ur songs again, ur voice is so beautiful! (yes even w/o lyrics!)
[ "@PeachPosh "peachy keen." glad you're not sick anymore.", "@Kranktus @acupuncture_LAc that's right! round of drinks on you, then!", "@laylakayleigh looking fabulous! but...your eyes are telling me you've joined the dark side of the force. how could you?!", "@cocolee117 i'm good, just a bad case...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Everything went wrong in India's latest cricket match. It seemed like they had a chance to win with players R. Sharma and Raina lowering the required run rate and still having six wickets in hand. However, they ended up losing the game themselve...
India messed up everything.Could have been a win man?R.Sharma and Raina reduced the RR to 7+ with 6 wickets in hand.But, We our self lost
[ "Rain may wash out India's opener.", "Is SG too hot the past 10 days? Really, I m not able to sleep in night. I feel too hot esp night and even difficult breathing", "@djvimala Yeah. I just checked , I can able to see the ads. [Google ??? ????????????]. Well done and Enjoy", "@djvimala Yes, I heard ur intervi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jasonstatham1 should exercise caution while performing stunts, as he needs to be present for a long time.
@jasonstatham1 be careful when doing stunts, u need 2 b around 4 ever
[ "@TheMonkeyBoy hehe I know I'm bad. I need to get a life away from twitter hehe. you know you love", "@ridiculousScott, I'm at the football so I can't send you a MD on my phone so I'll wait till I get home", "@facunditas yeah true, I'm so mentally tired from stressing over it today", "@jasonstatham1 you are s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @nicolesusan believes the expiration date of something is one year. They express a desire to have one, but are unable to afford it once their credit runs out. They find this situation unfortunate.
@nicolesusan I think it's a year's expiry, yeah? And I'd love one, but the second the credit ran out I couldn't afford one, which is lame
[ "Back from my moved choir rehearsal. Didn't have much new, sops a bit insecure. We basically sung the same two pieces 12 times each or so.", "I miss Classics. I also miss real university, cause seriously, TCol is not real academia.", "@allyouzombies We live in the future. Mmkay, shall look for your number - I w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @dns2k expresses gratitude towards Otto and expresses excitement about seeing something, and hopes for it to happen as well.
@dns2k Thank you, Otto! Can't wait to see that! I'll hope too! ;)
[ "@Dichenlachman *nods* I use my foot or a paper towel, have taught my son the same. Yes, doors should push both ways.", "@kathyIreland Looks as though the person in question could also use a reading of that book. Thank you for for your positive attitude.", "Went to see 'Up' in 3D on my lunch break. What an ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I criticized Slumdog Millionaire and The Wrestler. Now, I have two movie choices for the week.
Just ripped Slumdog Millionaire & The Wrestler Thats 2 evenings this week sorted
[ "@MCal27 Good stuff Al. You look really proud haha", "@MCal27 That was really mean. Even though I 'think' your joking it will be in the back of my mind. So what? Really no Cylons?", "Planning on renting my first movie on Apple TV tonight too", "@MCal27 I shall try. Gonna try syncing a different rip i think to...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thanks to all for the birthday tweets! Going to bed now to start my birthday tomorrow.
I'd like to thank everyone that's left me a happy birthday tweet this morn! I'm off to bed now so that Im ready to start my bday properly
[ "@Applecored I guess you've got loads of friends with skype then? Hardly and of mine have it", "@BeckyKingston lol! Hopefully you won't say annoying things like 'I'm passionate about business'", "@msonline_uk cool, I asked jase when it will be broadcast, but he said he's not sure. Should be pretty soon though",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I couldn't ask for a better best friend than my best friend.
My best friend is the most amazing best friend anyone could ask for
[ "I would just like to say that I have THE best friend in the whole world...literally I lovesss you & I'm glad you're feeling better", "@Danielle_Jane14 yes, yes i should lmao tweet me when u get up, i'll try to answer haha", "@Danielle_Jane14 okay well then now i don't feel so bad lmao", "@Danielle_Jane1...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AFmonkey's statement suggests that winning the lottery may be a necessary step in achieving a desired outcome.
@AFmonkey I think we need to win the lottery first
[ "That was good food. Not the best but it was fun Got some nice placemats/towels and such for our table now too!", "#twitterpornnames First pet name + Street you grew up on = Minnie Ida (sounds like a bad disease )", "Hi. I'm Nicky, and I love crappy sci-fi movies I will give you a list of MUST-WATCHES ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh my goodness. I just remembered you're leaving. How sad! You'll miss out on National Sushi Day.
@hellokeena OH NOEZ. i forgot you were leaving sadness!! you're going to miss national sushi day! :O
[ "@robincareyyo at the legion. It doesn't look like anyones benn in it in a long time. No dead babies", "ChaCha doesn't have an answer to all my questions apparently", "@kt4n I want you to comee @tPREME it better be", "@robincareyyo was not its just what im thinkingggg", "@robincareyyo oh. Haha. Okay. I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: After replacing the bed and moving furniture, feeling thirsty and beat up. Looking for something to drink, but not alcohol since I don't want to risk dying.
Thirsty, bruised and battered after bed replacing and furniture moving. Now what to drink? (No alcohol please- don't feel like dying!)
[ "Shouldn't have to be up at 7am on a Saturday.", "@chriswhite65 I know Useful if mugged though, surely ;) Product description: 95% metal, 4% cotton, 1% silk!", "@chriswhite65 Still yet to see her live - Played the hell out of Meddle and SOR last year, so eagerly awaiting this release too!", "@lilyroseallen ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @alpew, best of luck to you as I am still struggling to fix the wireless issue after IT6.
@alpew Good luck.. I have still to get wireless working post IT6
[ "@jaimelondonboy Maybe you would have still got the compensation if you had not blasted the manager?", "@sfeatham @abisignorelli I think it is the chickens having breakie not Abi", "@bungieboy They are spec'd up to 200Mb/s, but as the LAN Ports on my current router are only 10/100 I won't be seeing those speeds...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just experienced 3D gaming for the first time and it was amazing. #gadgetshowlive
Wooh, just tried the 3d gaming. OMFG it's cool #gadgetshowlive
[ "@Jota_SV Excellent! fingers crossed for the parole boards decision you will have to get tidying the house up then LOL", "You know you are doing some serious walking when you are taking pictures of helicopters from above!", "Yay all done, just getting sorted then we are hitting the road for bank holiday rush",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I encountered this disturbing man while I was taking my dog for a walk. I don't want to deal with any more creepy people today.
@nessa665 this creepy guy when I was walking the dog I've had my fill of creepers for the day
[ "@phantomdata how can you eat something that was just alive lol", "Dear town, No more fireworks you are going to give my dog a anxiety attack/heart attack!!!!!!!!!!", "Job app search was very sucessful! after my nap/watching Wall-e, I will fill out ten of em! yay go me!! unemployment you will soon end!", "I'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The temperature is extremely low here and it's expected to become even colder according to the news. However, the speaker enjoys it.
dude, it's freaking cold here. and the news said it's gonna get worse. i love that, though.
[ "#poynterday #hoppusday HAHAHA THAT'S TOO FUNNY!! guys this is just somethin invented by action182/mcfly fan site.", "@DannyClermont alright, i guess the silence means "no" haha", "@faabianne - AAAAAAINNNN!!! SO HANDSOME!!!! look at his cheeks, OMGODNESS!! i guess i'm in love wait a secon ...", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello there! My dear, I've recently returned from school.
@RightHereWithMe Hi darling ^^ I've just arrived from school
[ "@criistina26 i was in the concert,just before entering in and i ran and run until i get the pista A..so i was at the concert at pista A", "@OlallaaReiiGaal me to... and tomorrow one week I miss them! I FEEL LIKE I'M EMPTY.. Don't u feel that? :/", "@OlallaaReiiGaal heey! now, i'm crying! ahah nd don't know wh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's not in the bankers' best interest, haha!
@zaibatsu b/c its not in the best interest of the bankers! lol
[ "@melbournegirl77 OMG I dont know if I could handle that many lol", "but then i had 2 get up...i heard Twitter calling me LOL!", "@breckpetekaren Not a big winter fan. the reason im still here- love the heat (& job)but missing my nephews grow up Im torn and stuck", "@kbairdmurray I dye mine while having ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Make sure to take magnesium daily to maintain the flow of pipes.
@ohsoretro if you're looking to keep the pipes flowing be sure you take magnesium daily
[ "very cool treasury on Etsy that I'm in - top left corner - thnx #etsytweets", "Hey Etsy Artists-don't renew or list right now - fake shop is dominating art category", "@char_anderson ooh that is smart - I shall do the same! Good luck I'd love a kindle!", "sold a pastel portrait from my @etsy shop today!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: In order to attend the concert tomorrow, I have to do it. But it's frustrating because of my overprotective mothers. lol.
@violetsparrow I gotta do it if I wanna go to the concert tomorrow Boooo. Crazy mothers! lol.
[ "No swimming for me today And no one wants to go to the splash pad, either. This town is filled with fun-less jerks", "@checkeredstripe All of the above would be awesome, but I see you with purple", "The dogs tripped me into the pool Mean doggies! Nahhhh... they were cute, lol. One even sang for me!! teehee."...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I got 45 points in Puerto Rico and tied for second place, but Ross won with 46. Fucker."
I tied for second in puerto rico with 45 pts. Ross won with 46. Fucker
[ "Playing sims 3 hehehe. Today was good, watched two episodes of BSG.", "@MoonstruckMomma hahaha! Ya there are other guys w/accents for you! Ya my bf is cool with it also!! Yippie", "Continue using #IranElection there is nothing wrong with it And it keeps us together, not divided", "I have some really old b...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I didn't realize it was Third Eye Blind tonight and I couldn't find anyone to go with.
I forgot tonight was Third eye blind. Never did find anyone to go with
[ "@madhadder45 I dropped a 5 pound weight on my foot when I was working out earlier. Scraped em up and hurt em pretty badly. Not broken tho", "Wow Epic Giants Fail. Won't be wearing my orange tomorrow", "@digitalutopia That has happened to me a lot, girls and guys have done that to me. It's fucking rotten.", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @woohoo02 & @basseyworld, wishing you a joyful Mother's Day! You are not only amazing mothers, but also extraordinary women!
@woohoo02 &@basseyworld HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Not only are you great moms, but exceptional women!
[ "Watching The Parent Trap w/Lohan. RIP Natasha Richardson Y didn't some1 tell LL her accent wasn't it. I knw she was a kid, but still. . .", "@Sbaby82 Welcome home, girl! Wilkommen! Bienvenidos! Erm. . .that's all I've got for foreign welcomes LOL", "Also just decided I need a boyfriend. Looked at the trash l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Not a good idea to watch Titanic on TNT as Cruise is approaching. Hope there are no icebergs on the way to LA from Mexico.
Probably shouldn't be watching Titanic on TNT -- Cruise is coming up. There aren't any icebergs between LA and Mexico, right?
[ "@BarbaraNixon I've had them for years, too! They ache bad -- didn't realize how brittle they make your real nail. I'm in nail therapy", "@joe2cool55 Seriously!! I'll make sure to workout each morning so I can stuff myself all day at sea. Can't wait for the FOOOOOD!!", "@MelJoMcBride Oddly enough, she understa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thank you for your kindness, but I am aware that I performed poorly on my physics exam yesterday.
@TiffanyCaress Thank u but I kno I did bad on my physics test yesterday.
[ "@jwilphotos Lol! Keyshia is the truth! Lol! She speaks to me... Wish I could go to her concert but no $$$", "@TiffanyCaress. Yes I am "Special"!!! Inside joke from freshman year", "I missed my phone for the past 4 hours. [It was dead]", "@jwilphotos Ur mean N yes I'm bitter cuz I wanted my pic up!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thank you so much for making me laugh, you amazing pervert.
@writeinink thank you, you wonderful fucking perv I needed that laugh.
[ "@Kelleexo @SJB666 They know that cons are their bread and butter. Don't blame em for fuelin' the fangirls.", "@SuprnaturlShana It's not!! Mine did it a few days ago still hurts.", "@WnchstrsGirl Bad dreams are no good...(captain obvious here) I sorries <squishy hugs>", "@jradc he's leaving for an un...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @metaglyph, all the things were about to break down, and my sister's boyfriend attempted to repair it, but now it's not connecting to the internet.
@metaglyph it was on its last leg...EVERYTHING! And my sisters BF tried to fix and now won't connect to internet
[ "@miss__nikki been great!!! Sunburn hurts bad Just chillaxin with the Princess...getting her packed up for 1st day of camp!", "@jamhess hey sweetie!!! And now I have to go again!!!", "@derwendtde so sorry about that I have the same issues...LOL. My weekend started about an hour ago!!!", "@lisagj I thought f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Trevelyan_Panda, do you have plans to go to Tesco anytime soon?
@Trevelyan_Panda Are you planning a Tesco run any time soon?
[ "@helenthornber Yup, mostly just tired and having a run of bad luck I think! Trying to stay positive and all.. How's your day going?", "Back to business stuff... that didn't take long away. Trying to grab the university's available support before I disappear home.", "Finished looking at modules and conclusions...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bozeman20 Unfortunately, I have witnessed roughly twelve of those.
@bozeman20 I can say, sadly, i have seen about a dozen of those
[ "@kayce_m I feel like a douchebag. Now I miss on the chance to have it altered by Wednesday if it WAS a bit off. Which it most likely is.", "@CherriesJubalie I got gangbanged by mosquitoes yesterday. I'd like to know how the motherfuckers got UNDER my bra", "@MinaMeow I don't think anything you say is stupid ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I really enjoy my job. Recently, a Playboy Playmate came to my booth and asked if we were playing techno music. She really enjoyed it.
I fucking love my job. Just had a playboy playmate in my booth she was asking if we were playing ytechno and she LOVED it.
[ "Everyone has good days and bad days. I'm having myself a bad day", "success last night, devastating news this morning i want to rewind my life back to 1995", "Waiting for the mechanic to finish. Finally a smooth ride. Listening to the Wu Clan in da front, let yo' feet stomp", "Waking up early FTL =/ suppos...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's even more unpleasant when Jas is already 10 minutes late!!
It's even worse when Jas is alr 10 mins late!!
[ "I'm having second thoughts in singing @heymonday's HYLMN for tml's audition Bah! Stress! -", "@Toeslaughter I need to talk to you bitch I feel troubled", "I'm waiting for my itouch to be fully charged. @toeslaughter isn't replying me on MSN!!", "Mission failed. It's a cloudy day today and there isn't any s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I miss those days, looking at a picture from my freshman year last year.
- This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days
[ "I miss all my friends and they know who they r we will try to find time to hangout this summer Love u guys and miss u hahaha", "OMG i'm not going to forget this day it waz the best day for the word of God", "Now I know y my friends do this to me well I guess I just want to know things on my own and I just re...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Why are we hitting the ball that did nothing wrong? Now I'll start feeling sorry for the innocent red thing. #PakCricket"
@jehan_ara then why are we hitting the poor ball , now i will start having emotions for the innocent red thing .. #PakCricket
[ "two more patients before our turn comes. i am bored to death", "@ammaryasir ohh God - Stay Safe and avoid all public places", "why in the world do i keep getting these "Always (.) " Alerts ..", "@byteconnector there wasn't any red bull ~ I am just Drunk ( On water Only )", "@awaisnaseer i am...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tom, are you planning to perform a concert in Denmark this year? Kindly respond. xxx
@tommcfly Hey Tom. Have your plans to make an concert in Denmark this year? please reply xxx
[ "@tommcfly i have never heard you live before ;( i really want! Denmark will kick ass! please come soon we love you guys xx", "@tommcfly we can`t wait till see you in Denmark! European tour soon? xx", "@SophieLee_xo: okay cool, i`m from Denmark it is just i can`t see the interview but hopefully i can see it ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ingridmoo, I hope to have a normal head, not too much fat in my thighs (although some may disagree), and not identifying as gay.
@ingridmoo hopefully without the abnormal head, fat thighs (yet some could disagree) and gay bits i hope
[ "@lozzaybaybay YESSSSSSSSSSSS but i had to switch off at the part wen julie chose the leg of lamb yum cupcakes. wat happened?? x", "@alexiszlamal $200 HOLYBAJIBUS, the helmet probs made of gold! can u send me the url even though it ended. yeah someone unfollowed 23-22", "@kiarapop haha true. i swear i am hoggi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am having trouble accessing sub version and I need to commit some files.
Great I can't log on to sub version need to commit stuff
[ "Went at to the gym here at rydges in melb she they don't have free wifi", "In Canberra now we have our car and after dinner well sleep at albury then to melb", "Can barely breath yet I didn't run as much as if I had asthma", "Shortly from brand depot in the act to bellucis at Manuka to eat", "It's cold m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Having a great time with amazing friends, feeling lively and full of energy even though the year has passed.
year old. and energized. Good times with great friends!
[ "loves how it took more than an hour for him to watch a 30 min show. Though weeds looks promising.", "early sleep finally. Thank god for melatonin 'cause my ambien's all gone. listening to she wants revenge before sleep.", "@herbisorbis Thank you! We never really studied music at any of musics, at least not i...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @garymeyerza, it's unfortunate that it doesn't sound enjoyable. Have a great time at the LAN event! Yay!
@garymeyerza shame that doesn't sound like fun! enjoy LAN! whoo hoo.
[ "@LEE_20 it's not mine someone I was working with has them...", "@mikestopforth fuck that's scary glad everyone is ok...", "@blindcripple hahaaaaa! she's used to hectic Mypradol sessions-normal stuff doesn't work for her. it's insane yet hilarious", "@LisaTalia is there any way to send links or *something*...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Miranda Lambert, be gentle when you land and don't touch the ground too hard. Joe finds it funny.
@Miranda_Lambert dont touch the ground too hard laugh joe
[ "Anyone here who wants to follow me ??? I am new by Twitter and seek friends ! ! ! Josef", "@babygirlparis please be my friend abd follow me ... and i will sing you into sleep joe", "@Tinkabellastar thank you for complimente i give it back to you", "@jillsutton_ hy jill very nice that you are following me ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: You appear to be imitating the famous villain, Dr. Evil, in a fantastic manner.
- It's a great pose you look like Dr Evil
[ "@infobunny you've never been interested in the face bit of me I'm just a huge throbbing Pleasure Pole for you aren't I?", "dry mouth. Sore head. This means I had a good time at #brightonpissup2. Act I had a blast everyone was MENTAL Need coffee", "@Charonqc thought I was getting tooth as well, no! Only threa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Nic0pic0, I love you and your picture looks stunning! *Embraces*
@Nic0pic0 I luff you and your pic is beautiful! *HUGS*
[ "@dazzleme18 Let's spam his ass, LOL @Mia_R Hi hi!", "@sevgli She said she was going on a walk on the countryside. She had already eaten lunch and come back. I think she's gone for the night.", "@sevgli Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie! I have tummy acid problems, too. No fun! @sarabeth035 LOL, aw, maybe next time. He ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @sm7catscan desires a greater presence of Japanese bath culture in SG, finding it irresistible.
@sm7catscan i wish SG had more of a japanese bath culture. can't get enough of those
[ "@pingpingss yeah! woohoo well, after sampras left the scene, federer came and filled in the gap nicely. plus, i love his hair. haha", "@pingpingss @shawnlimtianjun yea she only pingss but doesn't pong...", "@minghao new age metrosexual ah nothing wrong about that hehe", "@calee01 hey i had steak for dinner...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @josepicardo, adding some savory quotes would be a great idea!
@josepicardo I'm sure you could include some juicy quotations from
[ "@dafyddhumphreys That's my point, though. In order to get Becta to sign off on the ICT solution, seems need some external VLE provider.", "@didactylos Aha! Well I'm from Ashington and going back to my old school in Sept. which will become Northumberland C of E Academy.", "@timekord Thanks for heads-up r.e. H...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @squink mentioned that a new part of the Fallout series is being created, which is not related to the previous stories, and only the name has been revealed.
@squink - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they're working on... Only the name is out
[ "@James_yeah - It is supposed to have a lot of repeat customers because of the quality; I like them because I can get anything pre-rolled", "That's it! My local coffeeshop has sold me shitty stuff for the last time... I'm quitting!", "@ADDEccentric - Well, we've been seeing eachother on weekends and during holi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to eat something, I am hungry! I am going to eat a cookie.
me wants a NOMNOM iz gungry! ima eat a cookie c:
[ "@glub_glub today is Saturday have fun on your magical journey!! no organ transplants;)", "@combustiblesong D: -scoops Sam's ashes and puts em in a bottle-", "@combustiblesong they have stopped.......for now...the war may have been won!! i hope so", "either im getting sick or someone won't stop thinking of...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh, Joseph, you are breathtaking! But please don't try to make me faint again! <3
Good God Joseph. Trying to make me pass out over here? ah. stunning. &lt;3
[ "@JJonasLover09 ha. before I could go to bed I had to join your site...so i did. now...goodnight. haha.", "@DontTrustMe49 haha yeah. HEADLINE: GIRL DIES WHILE TWITTERING FROM LOOKING AT JONAS BROTHERS PICTURES.", "Wow ice cream at 7 in the morning? haha. Oh yeeaah.", "DontTrustMe49 haha. that's alright. pshh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mistygirlph your profile picture is stunning and really captures attention.
@mistygirlph I think you have one of the most engaging profile pics. It's beautiful!
[ "@EHayen I think @KrisColvin has the funniest mask, I need to join this bandwagon.", "No Doubt and @TheNomers is helping me... I also must re-blue my hair today. It's turning purple-ugly nass.", "@lunaliu You are such a positive thinker, I am for sure keeping you around!", "@lunaliu Aw, thank you! I love the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @megelder and I share the same sentiment, LOL! We're almost finished with our coursework and will soon go to a place with no internet access.
@megelder me too LOL! Almost done with coursework and then we're off to no-interwebs land
[ "@tjinkerson LOL! DM me those, I'll include them in next week's SO 90's", "@Sunshineliron Absolutely!!! Musicals &amp; BPD meeting, here we come!", "Just did dishes while listening to the BPP, Crystal is a very good sport #otalia now I'm gonna prepare for groceries. Sigh.", "@megelder wha??? Oh--hi!! After...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Luis Miguel was found on YouTube and it is most awesome according to @PipersPicksTV.
@PipersPicksTV MOST AWESOME just found this on you tube Luis Miguel
[ "@twinswholaugh Did you know? Madonna is a distant cousin of Gwen Stefani&quot; just thought I would throw that info your way", "please visit my Justin tv site thanks... good songs and music iCarly related too", "@dottydee123 Hey is that a poor boy cap you got on...NICE! cool! cap", "@aleyrose Now Miranda ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello Di, I didn't notice this one this week. Liz pointed it out to me. I hope you had a wonderful week!
@DiFromTheY hi di - totally missed this one this week @lizleorke pointed it out to me...hope you had a great week!!!
[ "@mwot didn't get an invite made no difference to me personally (@demorningwakeup) #cba", "@aeoth @anzmoneymanager might pick up this thread for you. Agree Au mkt is crying out for these tools. Quicken has free 90 day trial", "@JennaIsWriting no they are banished to route 96 only. the second newest type. #y...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tdm911 it seems acceptable, I am capable of creating something with a somber and psychedelic vibe.
@tdm911 Sounds alright, I can do a little dark and trippy
[ "@christineknight Poor love Hope you get to relax somehow on the weekend.", "@limburger2001 Hope you love it too Do you like the other Treks?", "@christineknight Puppehs are famous! It is a cute vid", "@snarkattack Thanks love. Big hugs back! Hopefully they will repair some more after docs today. Paws cros...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have an issue with FeedBurner as it doesn't accept feeds larger than 512K, which leaves me with limited choices of either having fewer posts or making them shorter.
@dvdstelt Yeah, me too. I have a problem with FeedBurner though because it won't accept &gt; 512K feeds so it's either less posts or shorter
[ "@Plip who said I was doing any work? who said that? who? who? who's maligning me in this way?", "@timanderson Happens so often though - no-one seems to feel they can just say &quot;Hey, you more than likely know this already&quot;", "@irascian Ah. You've encountered the ghost in my exchange server I have no i...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Don't say that! It would be foolish for him to decline you. Additionally, I understand exactly how you're feeling. Listen to Taylor Swift, she'll motivate you. Haha.
@macfeather926 dont say that! he'd be an idiot to reject u. plus i know how u feel exactly. listen to taylor swift she'll pump u up haha
[ "at grace baptist church w/ @nikolecamarae and other cool people", "@mileycyrus - why are you so pretty?", "@NikoleCamarae sorrry just send me in a message what you were gonna show me right now!", "oh my gosh shoot me, my computer is SO slow. it's taking 20 minutes per picture to upload. someone buy me a f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm at work and extremely bored. I wish I didn't have to work.
At the job bored as hell wish i didnr have to work
[ "@lalabanks504 Mr. MalikSincere never b answering any of my twits tho", "my car engine lite came on today anyone have the hookup in the car market?", "@djblacknmild i feel so bad i didnt even get to sing to u", "@lalabanks504 i cant get the full body pic of that caddy our fav wahahahahhaa", "@MalikSincere...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I miss @ferretprincess a lot, not sure about you guys.
Dont know about the rest of you but I REALLY miss @ferretprincess
[ "@stephenfry please try to convince Hugh Laurie to stop Shhhhing and to start tweeting?", "@RussellBfan90 Yeah tha'd be great. Prob is that when Russ is filming in UK in August JR's show is on summer break! Bad timing", "@rustyrockets Russ, ur ears must b buring. I been talking bout u on twitter for hours. Seem...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was hired to create a personal app, but I cannot disclose any more information about it yet. It's also not an iPhone app.
@KyWagner Its a personal app i got hired to create. Cant disclose as of yet! its not an iPhone app btw.
[ "Home after a long and resourceful day. Went to Jersey and just got back. Got me a new client. And tried to make a sale to a diff one.", "@JohnChow they r all crap like the one u have now much better.", "@KyWagner I'm doing awesome! How r u? Where r u from? I can't DM ya btw if u aren't following me", "@leor...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Focusing with a sad face emoticon. It is inevitable to miss someone when you are there for them during tough times.
Mind on.. :-X .. Missing someone is a guarantee when your down for em
[ "Mind on.. :-X .. Missing someone is a guarantee when your down for em Want you by myside &lt;3", "On my way out for tonight. Wish someone was here !! // :-D", "u guys have no idea how bored i am right now", "@lorrwhorr i knooow im so mad all that BS popped off n u had to leave .. we will SOON", "Emergen...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to increase my RAM, but unfortunately, the XP 32bit version can only handle a maximum of 3GB.
hmmm..... would like more RAM but XP 32bit only supports measly 3GB
[ "I hate that when your trying to find something your sure you bookmarked but its not there", "@webdesigngirl @anthonyblears We didnt but it was very muggy like it was going to Storm- - dont think slept too well because of it!", "@dzovan mate! thats bitchin!..... colds always wait to strike when theres a bank ho...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I feel the same way as @marcthom... I have the desire to read the books now.
@marcthom me too... I'm tempted to read the books now
[ "just seen a cadbury ad which has forever ruined freestyle's &quot;don' stop the rock&quot;", "ooh @sarahwong don't forget to check out Reguliersbreestraat in the evening you're gonna have such a good time!!", "Terminator Salvation was excellent. But I missed about 5mins #HadToPeeAndGotLostComingBack", "th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "My speech tomorrow will be incredibly sad," said to @karlcandido.
@karlcandido that will be my speech tomorrow utterly tragic
[ "@karlcandido that was freaky haha, i never watch scary movies", "@ingridmoo I know what you mean...ive been cranky all afternoon", "Maxi won...if winning means coming second...but hes a winner to me", "@rozie17 No i didnt get to cause of the chemistry girls. I scared about tomorrow", "@karlcandido speech? ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @alliecine is saying that she submitted for @hllywdemb's film and finds it surprising that they are connected in this small world.
@alliecine so you're telling me that I submitted for @hllywdemb's film ;) well sheesh... small world!!
[ "@TalentAgentLA unfort, i can't DM you b/c ur not following me", "@Madalyn next time we're in NYC we'll have to do something", "@lanaveenker awesome, have a great time!! when does airing start?", "@LOOKtheMovie @bentoboxx mayb i should call @adamrifkin and tell him i should win", "hey everyone, another rem...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Having an excuse to 'research' is better than having an 'urge' @snedwan, is that really a bad thing?"
@snedwan is that a bad thing? means you have an excuse to 'research' now, rather than an 'urge'.
[ "@Dojie well then you won't me pleased to know I have the day off tomorrow.", "@mozwold Haha! No! This is a good mood! I would just prefer a news channel that stuck to news not bullshitting", "@mozwold cheeky fuck. I was rushing so the pic is blurry. It's actually quite short. You stick to your own foliage.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @g0ldensunsett expressed disgust and claimed that the recipient of their message enjoys unintelligent things, but they are still kept in their life.
@g0ldensunsett BLEGH! You like stupid shit! That's why I keep you around!!
[ "I had a two hour nap and now I'm ready for the world", "I just got cut off at Armando's two 3 shot margaritas and a single.. ARE YOU JOOOOKING??", "@josephvelasquez no bbm all day.. And you love the val?? So sad I feel left out!", "Omg! Why did I THINK I had bought a Rose... But its a Merlot", "@ialexand...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: ColleenCoplick suggests that the most effective way to avoid any conflict is to eliminate all negative people or situations from your life.
@ColleenCoplick best way to avoid drama, hon, is to kick the negatives off the island
[ "@sunny525 Wasn't given that option. This is Fourth call today", "@HealthBeautyDr btw ... my sister's all ready know this little fact. My 2nd oldest sisters husband is a keeper, tho'. Her, not so much", "@dmcordell for now I'm supposed to keep it in my flat, hard soled lace up boots ... scrunch .. it fit be...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Are you attending #WWDC? @hectorramos and @onedgepr will be present!
@poshpantspaddy Will you be going to #WWDC? @hectorramos and @onedgepr will be there!
[ "@redod How exciting for her! I was telling @hramos on Monday about my participation in a math competition in highschool. That's about it", "No shit! It really does take 5 minutes to get to work", "@TKarma I wish I could go! I'm at work", "@Joenid ... spreading the love ... *waves* HI !!!", "@destroytoday ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wanted to wait until after I graduated and had more time in Japan before going, but I couldn't resist it. I really want to go this year.
@J23rd lol i actually wanted to wait until aft i graduated and further in japan b4 going.. but.. i lost to it I WAN TO GO TIS YR!T.T
[ "{ #Arashi } Why is dog's dental fee so ex...", "@crazy_moon XD I could see from ur dp hehe. Shotoshi is cute too", "@sableheart omg!! that sounds serious!! hope you can get well soon", "@khinkhun hope so that's why I'm trying to be friends with them now lols. If not I'd be dead for my year 2 and 3...", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling really good, but why is Twitter so silent tonight? :(
greeeeeeeeeat mood! how come twitter be so quiet tonight?! D:
[ "@sebby_peek i'll miss you more night love you too, so much", "@sebby_peek cos i'm trying to get out of work tonight, so if i where to i couldn't go to yours or anything (N) i'm excited for tomorrow", "@sebby_peek everything i want you to say, would just be a lie i love you too", "@sebby_peek but you didn'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Optus failed to deliver a voicemail message to the user on time, causing frustration and disappointment.
Wow #optus way to go delivering me a voicemail message 30 days late. FFS. Upset at a missed opportunity
[ "@betaboy Not unless I was one of the stolen generation XD But thats cool, we can be friends anyway", "@dustinbrewer Thanks man, I've been hanging out for an invite", "I surprise even myself with the things that amuse me sometimes. #childish I'm watching Iron Man cartoon on ABC iView", "@Liiv7 I agree with @a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AlexisReviews did an excellent job on Super Airplane.
@AlexisReviews did her thing on Super Airplane
[ "@Brandi88 I'm coloring in a coloring book. It's the Hulk and he is green - so fun but my green crayon is broken.", "@StacyHead I'll do my best but Tweet in the theater lobby please.", "@cmonaussiecmon Like clockwork - I love it. Good morning.", "I'm fine about the Cavs - no sympathy or anything needed, but t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's so cold again today, I wonder where the sun disappeared to. I miss it.
eep another cold day =| where did the sun go? i miss it
[ "@shaundiviney awww good luck sorry i don't have any ideas but your always funny so i'm pretty sure you'll come up with something ;)", "@Kayleigh_Stack i wish i could go to both but i don't think i'll be allowed :p either way with two shows going your bound to get a ticket", "damn i can't get seafm from where ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I require sunglasses as I don't wish to see anyone at the moment.
I Need Some Shades I Don't Wanna See Nobody.!
[ "Okay... I'm Makin Myself Sign Off... Lmao. I Kno I Keep Sayin That But I'm Forreal Now. Y'all Made My Day. Love You Guys!!! Thanks", "@KingKaziB And He Da One Gettn A Meal, I'm Limited 2 2 Things Off Da Dolla Menu, L0L. J/K. My Babe Takes Great Care Of Me Watchu Doin?", "@PrincePoppa L0L... I Think We Gon Be ...
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