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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Someone with the Twitter handle "@___sid" jokingly claimed to have been hacked multiple times, resulting in sexual and naughty content being posted on their account. They expressed frustration over the situation.
@___sid hahah i was just kidding i've been hacked like amillion times and they always post sexual & naughty things so unfair 8-)
[ "making some plans for tonight i lost mi ID i'm extremely stupid", "i wanna buy a puzzle :| i have years without playing with one", "angels & demons on(~) then i'll goto grandpa's i don't want to go i have so much thing to do & i'm sleepy i should go visit my bf instead", "i'm done i can't belive it...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ExpressCoffee, I have to wake up by 6:30am. I applied for a different school schedule next fall, but I'm hoping to land a new job by then.
@ExpressCoffee I've got to get up at 6:30am. (=. I put in for a new schedule for school in the fall, but I hope to have a new job then.
[ "@ExpressCoffee I've been collecting since high school. The only thing holding me back is my hard drive space. Its getting full.", "@pbrocks I'm sorry to hear that bro. What the hell happened at IHOP?", "@bubblegumneko I just got it! D: I'm not in good enough standing to invite you! It'll take a few weeks.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @TheCupcakeWhore's post suggests that using cupcakes is a girl's ultimate weapon to attract someone for a date and is wishing them a pleasant and successful date.
@TheCupcakeWhore That's every girls secret weapon. Just lure him in. Hope you'll have a great date
[ "@pillpushera She's a cutie - I saw the other pics of her as well", "@BengeeB She is so stunningly beautiful! Thx for posting the link", "@JayLink_ Your welcome BTW sorry about yesterday. I'm just here to have fun and make friends. I am NOT an undercover paparazzi ;)", "@TrishwaH want to, maybe he can go onl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @michaelspence, I'm really fond of it. However, Fry's charged me quite a lot for it - 7 dollars for a pack of six 8oz bottles. Nevertheless, I don't regret buying it.
@michaelspence I like it a lot Fry's was a bit expensive on it (7 bucks for a 6 pack of 8oz bottle) but not sad I purchased it
[ "@trreed cool, I'll have to go just to meet you then", "Amazon Unbox really needs away to retroactively remove permission from installs that aren't installed any more", "@jchutchins some of us are still small enough we can use DreamHost to host our MP3s", "argh! can't download Not Cancer again from Amazon Unb...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I cook every night because I am lonely," said Candice_Jo.
@Candice_Jo I cook every night!....that's what happens when you're lonely
[ "@HLindskold yea I looked there. Those jobs will cost me ~2 dollars per work day in gas...those companies don't pay enough to cover", "@sandydemandy =O I wish I could just afford the verizon version flat out when it drops.....but I can't...and don't have an upgrade...", "@karalinagirl *cough cough* why yes!! Ye...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm excited to listen to your new music. I adore you guys.
@inmeofficial Cannot wait to hear the new music, love you guys
[ "@Alyssa_Milano wow you look really beautiful in this picture. congrats and enjoy your party", "@shannonsgoat hello you how are you today? did you enjoy your frolick?", "@schizofrenetic yeah it worked first time but now its not", "Argghhhhhh trying so hard to stay awake but my bed is calling me", "WooHoo! ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Someone asked why they didn't go on MTV's Engaged and Underage and the response was that they haven't lost their mind yet.
lmfao sumbody asked, y didn't i go on MTV engaged & undergaged ; lmao ANSWER: cuz i aint lost my mind just yet. ahahha
[ "@streetpolitik a lil bit =/ i been craving ICECREAAAAAAAAAAAM", "@mikeyb_bailey finaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy sumbody who agrees with me! GO MAGICCCCCCS", "@qeeked_up_ninja i want Magics Vs. Nuggets for championship lol", "i say baby u need 2 stop takin me 2 expensive ish like dis, food is food I'll eat it lol &a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was weighed at my W.I meeting last night and lost 2.5lb in 2 weeks. It's not amazing progress, but I understand why and I am satisfied.
Last Nights W.I: I got weighed last night and have lost 2.5lb in 2 weeks Not great but i know why! .. and am more than
[ "Upset : Just weighed myself and I stayed the same I'm not going to hit my target at the rate i'm going My weight", "HELP NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Hi guys, I'm on day 7 of the Atkins and would like advise on two things if possible. 1. Has", "Gutted - 3rd weigh in: I only lost a lb I confess we were invited ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @stealtheshow, a self-proclaimed Search Engine geek, says that MSN has changed its name to Live which was then changed again to Bing. The new name, Bing, is said to be awful.
@stealtheshow Search Engine geek speak MSN rebranded itself as Live, which has rebranded AGAIN, now as Bing. Awful name
[ "@dianemulholland 2 sessions of Pilates. Pref I want to do all 3, but increase fitness is main one. Weight loss and toning side perks", "@Yoshimi_S Good luck in advance! I know you'll do brilliantly", "Depressed. Went and weighed myself at gym. Weigh at least half a stone more than I thought I did. Oh Fatmo!",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Angels, I bid you goodnight. I am heading to bed as I feel a chill. Currently watching Number 1 Ladies Detective Agency on HBO, but I am feeling lonely.
Goodnight Angels. I'm off to bed. Got the chills. Watching Number 1 Ladies Detective Agency on HBO. Feeling lonely.
[ "@Raidensgirl The dog would chase the cats out of the house. That is so wrong. Cats here 1st. I scatter Chico's ashes this week.", "Tears For Fears - Pales Shelter - A Goddess Goes Back In Time (Punker Days);)~ MEOW ♫", "@TeamDraven Spotify is a band??? Damn the Bard or Damh the Bard. Sorry, getting lat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Twitter is functioning only one-third of the time for me.
my Twitter is only working about 1/3 of the time
[ "@jhsands sorry 2 hear that...ice cream always helps!", "@Trachena I have not seen the pics yet, but I will right now!! I KNOW your heart is FULL tonight", "bummer! updated my website & they "lost" my contact page! now I have 2 redo it", "@hlbllygrl expensive too, & I don't have insurance s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Definitely! I'll have to use the auto-follow feature to avoid driving myself crazy.
@understandniche oh for sure! I'll have to auto-follow so I don't drive myself mad
[ "@trekkerguy not since I still have to look after my kids and clean my own house everyday LOL", "@neestaples I grew up with a field of fresh snow-peas to pick and eat. Love them", "@mr_billiam ooh...thanks for the tip. I'll do that ASAP. You are a star", "@peterstmartin I will. You guys are all so important ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @curiosity_shop, it's been a while since we've seen you. We've really missed you!
@curiosity_shop ccaaaffyyyy where have u been ? been missin you!! a LOT!!
[ "@JoannaOC20 aawww yeah lol thanx for the support when r u coming down to london again tho ? lol but dont bring him along ok? ha ha ha :p", "@DENISE_RICHARDS been your number fans since "starship troopers 1! have a good day!", "Listening to 'Ultimate Collection' @imeem For Easy-Light-Listening-Jazz cli...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RosevilleRockLn Hey there! Can you name the artist and title of this amazing 90's song with the lyrics "When will I see you again?"
@RosevilleRockLn Wasssup!!! "When will I see you again?" -Name this awesome 90's tune Artist
[ "@CaliKid7782 You are a class act, you know that? Thanks for the #followfriday love. Looking fwd to Weds!!", "@jeffmarmins I'm super bummed I missed it- I was actually sitting at home doing nothing too! Didn't have it on my new laptop calendar", "@mzzlee Yep, Sierra is my 1st name, Friend my last (I couldn't ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I urgently require the Rolling Stones magazine today.
Omg omg i need the rolling stones mag TODAY
[ "haha i'd say xD lol omg omg lucky! your gunna be up all night creating your character!", "Ahhh!! totally fantablous. RAWR! i miss yah soupy hehe!", "Omg mija!! && Be careful also! There is a lot of lightnin", "Hehe! I think soo. They hate me. :/ omg omg omg.. Brownie batter blizzard! stupid dairy...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @blacksocialite, @Cause4Conceit, and I are clearing out our Twitter accounts. It's a bit sad to bid some of you farewell.
me, @blacksocialite & @Cause4Conceit -- are cleaning out our Twitter accounts! Sad to see some of u all go!
[ "@DawnRichard -- ma buddi boi @JusJey is dying over here! Lol. PLEASE say hi! He & I would smile about it!", "...im over it. Ugh. I never WIN. At anything. Who else feels like that?", "@bevysmith -I freelance out of Atlanta. @modamouth serves as a mentor to me! He tells me that ur a beautiful spirit. I can ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @goursote - I'm used to it. It's not a big deal anymore. I've been dealing with this for two decades.
@goursote hm.. the usual stuff. don't care anymore. I've been living this for 20 years
[ "@iamaline came back empty handed. I didn't see anything I like I'll go again tomorrow...", "@faultlines heyyy hope you get better soon. want tissue?", "@sabinebyrne noo he's not the real one but you can't get any closer to him than that!", "@Darchak oh, I should catch up with S. Africa news too some day H...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The performance at Van Dyke was excellent! We wish you were there. I'm sure you had a great time.
@vicequeenmaria The show at Van Dyke was amazing! We missed you guys. I KNOW y'all had a wonderfully sxse time.
[ "@SoulPurposeUS Thanks! You made my morning. We performed that song last night and new fans were laughing and singing along.", "@AllisonNazarian @modulista @Lapp @modulista Wish u were here or vice versa. Come home NOW!", "@modernmami Yeah. Now we know that proper Puerto Rico travel advice includes BYOTP.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning, Twitter family! I had a wonderful sleep last night, it's the first time in a while that I slept in my own bed without anyone else. It's a mixed feeling.
Morning Twitter fam I slept great!! 1st time in my bed by myself in a loooooong time...kind of bitter sweet...
[ "Just detailed the car yesterday and it has been pouring rain for 2 hours straight now fucking up my shiny rims", "@DWadeOfficial...follow me or you're gonna break my heart haha", "Wow...what a shitty couple of days....Nuggets lost last night so that's a wrap on the season", "@Stealz10 it was cool...didn't d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can write, but I'm struggling to turn my writing into a song. It's frustrating. Let's get together next weekend and work on it.
@ellashtein but i can write things but not put them into a song :/ its kinda sucking!!! but thats why we must get together next weekend!
[ "by ella <3 and yeh we did pretty darn great! i am so proud!! xxx", "@ellashtein okiee dokie and yessum i will be fine! doot da doo life's good sleep well ily xxx", "@lorenzobro I can't i feel like shit! + the jonas brothers don't love us! i hate everything atm! but mollie fixed it a bitt xxx", "@JonasA...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am really enjoying watching the music video "Fly With Me" by @JonasBrothers!! Yay!! <3 Here's the link again!!
I am so lovin' the @JonasBrothers 'Fly With Me' video!! eep!! <3 Here it is again!!
[ "The voice of Mickey Mouse passed way. Condolence. And thank you for the great job he did", "OMJ this dude is amazing! 'Part of Your World' Piano cover it's just so beautiful", "@jonaschowomg OMJ! I just noticed that you're twitter page has been Jonasfied!! xD lol LOVE IT", "- My cous Darvill! He's coming ba...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Going home now. Starting today, I no longer have a desk because I gave it to my replacement today. I'll miss that desk.
Headed home. As of today I have no desk. I moved my replacement into my desk today. I'm gonna miss that desk.
[ "I think when I get to practice I'm gonna lay down. I feel THAT crappy.", "@Jay_Tiz Guess I'll have to watch it on the laptop before they cut off the internet. With sub-par sound and a small screen.", "As I predicted to my husband earlier: I can't sleep for shit when I'm not home.", "@pandorapinebox already d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: One of my favorites from Donovan according to @DORKVADER.
@DORKVADER. one of my faves from Donovan. ?
[ "@Figgywithit. i know they're being silly, but i LOVE this song. ?", "@DOCSTIMULAS. more McCartney, for you, this morning. hope your day is wonderful. ♫", "@SylentSyd. sharing Canadian amazement with you. just love this band. 'see' you later. ♫", "RB@mysteryblipper. thanks, for playing this. q...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have to be in Tuas before 5 pm, then head to the airport at 9 pm, before going back to Tuas again.
gosh.. i need to be at tuas later before 5pm.. then its airport at 9pm.. then tuas again..
[ "Just wake up.... Decided that I shall not drive to work today... Shall let taxi uncle earn my money as my ankle is really pain.", "Doctor drawing out dirty blood from my ankle... Super duper pain. More pain than tattooing", "finally the dinner location is settled... Blue ginger..", "old client just called.....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning! Thank you for retweeting my post (edited it, haha! But all is good!). I hope you have a great Friday and weekend!
@murphysblues ~ morning! thx 4 the (edited! ... LOL! all good!) rt! have gr8 friday & weekend!
[ "well. okay. obviously i have written mine already. ~~::::::::::::::", "i that explains it. yes. And yes we do! she just said: there she is. eeeesh. or wait. no. whatever. (see i am learning.)", "so were you to look at me right now you wouldnt know whether to laugh with me or avert my eyes, turn around in emba...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thanks for sharing it, that's my favorite quote of all time and it's very true! @epcotx @davorado @Get_confident
@epcotx @davorado @Get_confident That is my ALL Time fav quote! And it's Oh So TRUE! Thanks for sharing it
[ "@n8moses What fun! Hope you brought yummies for them", "@ltrunell Still hurts, I know, but that thought will take the sting out much faster. Thanks for sharing", "@DarleneOuimet It's a fun process & it gets me away from the computer BUT is becoming a BIGGER job than intended... as always", "@dlozupone No...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I miss my grandma, she always treated me like royalty.
@tAni_cAkes awWie..I miss my grandma..she always treats me like a princess..
[ "@mwhen awwie..thanks sweetie 0 I look like that when I read sweet messages people like u send me", "@JimmyxBoi oh man..hope she's ok jimmy..poor babyygirl..hope she feels better really soon", "@MrPaulEvans I'm just gonna shower and start the day..be productive today n get shit done instead of sleeping.", "@W...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yeah, I'll do it, but I've been struggling to find Stourbridge for the past 6 weeks.
@EuanDewar yup, by me, if I can ever figure out where stourbridge is, I've been searching for the past 6 weeks
[ "dad wants the computer, so I'd best be off taking my lapity-topity to a mac specialist tomorrow, hopefully they make teh owwie go awayz", "@camiknickers a cheesey one, it kept cracking really bad jokes", "thank you to one, and all that wished me luck last night", "@EuanDewar trust me im trying, but I can on...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I forgot the donation link, but I'm going to donate twice as much this week.
@RetroRewind ive totally 4got the donation link gonna double my donation this week ;) x
[ "@_chellebelle_ hey! aww i cnt view it in the UK they're blocked what it it??x", "@ScouseLIVERPOOL Aww wel we'll all b awake 2gether! haha wish we wa in mohegan!! deffo save lots ready 4round 3! haha", "mon morn and i hav the biggest headache everrrrrr! Roll on 3wks already!! x", "@SARGE_PAULNE coolio thts...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Attempting to recuperate after being kept awake at night due to sharing my bed with a persistent earache-suffering young girl.
trying to recover from a sleepless night, sharing my bed with an chronic ear-achy little girl
[ "Big kids are GREAT!! L is cooking her own dinner - pasta, green olives and spanish onion. And she'll think it's the best food EVER", "Just learned that a 7yo kid and 1yo dog are GREAT exercise companions! How fun", "@contrarygirl oh, and I would have taken her to the doc but in Darwin on a Sat, would be was...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I received a camera for Christmas and became very artistic, so I started taking photos. Here's a picture of the bird bath made of pebbles in my garden.
@LizeeH I got a camera for christmas and got very artistic so began my quest of photo taking. This is the pebble bird bath in the garden
[ "@LifeIsRythm Do you understand..?? do you understand how insanely cool these photos are?? x", "@LizeeH way ahead of ya. xxx its true chocolate is the source of curing your problems. xx", "@LizeeH Lets go for it. Lioph Deux.. I can see that name in lights. BRILLIANT. Do you like my new background, also my pho...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Danny Gokey, it's unfortunate that they're consistent with messing up your luggage. I'm praying that they deliver it to you."
@dannygokey at least their consistant that sux man, praying they get your luggage to you. -|-- The Mystifyer
[ "@kayte_girll I'm ok, but a little worried about my niece, she's been in and out of the hospital I just found out tonight", "@kayte_girll Liver problem it happens in newborns but usualy goes away, they keep having to take her back to the hospital.", "@miiiiileyyyyy Can you do me a favor and pray for my niece Ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to change it because it's his birthday. #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY
@metaphoricxeyes BUT I WANNA CHANGE IT coz its his b'day #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY #HBDANDYHURLEY
[ "@metaphoricxeyes hi im@school rn -_- english class and last period going home soooooooonnn YAY!", "@iJanette ghost of girlfriends past, it was SO good. me and befii are gunna watch hannah monatana & jobro movies when they come out", "just as much of a babe as jack & alex", "@iJanette GET THEM TO S...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @marshallsheldon haha! That's correct! It's as terrible as Craigslist... possibly even more.
@marshallsheldon lol!!! Its true! Almost as bad as craigslist...maybe even worse
[ "@mikerichy No actually, we just had a mini-heat wave, it was 97 on tuesday! Mon and wed were in the 90's too! Back to 70's now!", "@soopertrev LOL! I need a real one tho, an imaginary neck and shoulder rub from @scrowder isn't going to work, unfortunately.", "@marshallsheldon Kiddo? And I could actually watch...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @PLAYTHISWAY no worries, fortunately the rain stopped and we've had some sunny weather recently!
@PLAYTHISWAY Lol! no problem! Thankfully it didn't last & we've seen a bit o sun since then!
[ "@TheRealLeo Not very often you're given the opportunity to get points for kisses, Lol! Wasn't about to let that one pass me by! ;) Lol!!", "@mrskutcher hey there! Just wondering how old u were in ur profile pic? too cute, luv the specs!", "@rikerjoe Anytime Joe! It wz a beautiful quote, I'd B weak in the knee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The crossword from yesterday is now interactive. Click here to try it out.
Yesterday's crossword has an interactive version too! Check it out here:
[ "@jsnail An excellent choice of building your vocab! We'd request you to check out Vocab visually!", "Vocab Espresso - Downtime @ WeboWord. Sorry!", "A versatile ( vocabulary is a blessing that you ought not to miss out on! Build your vocab with WeboWord!", "Don't ever get bored with WeboWord. Try our pu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ShootRunTri confirmed. I have recently consumed some additional medication and I anticipate that my headache will subside for a brief period shortly.
@ShootRunTri DEFINITELY. Just took some more drugs, headache should abate for a little while soon.
[ "@gchance we canadians are known for our politeness. Not that many people abuse it.", "@steverunner I would LOVE to hear you wing it. Have a couple of glasses if wine first too", "@beckyinthesky 1. I am prone to injury and I'll go too hard and might hurt myself. 2. I am so slow right now that it'll just depre...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have memories of when "The Parkers" would frequently broadcast episodes about the good old days.
#iremember when the parkers used to always air good ol days
[ "@SEKSSadikt omg you quit? How come? I didn't even get a chance to visit you there first (N)", "@SADON_ lol compaq/HP . Its only at 34% . wait i think it might have just sped upnkk lemme go check", "@Tifflicious okay lol. I hope you blow up like diddy damnit! I'll be rooting for you girl! Good luck & muc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I went there, I think it's awesome. I enjoy visiting similar places.
@robertd_16 wish i did i reckon its pretty amazing i love places like it
[ "@BradSabbath pretty much... the judging bit.. not sure about the guy bit just yet", "writing my blog might even put the link on here..wait and see", "@Ro_Network u make a good point but im still going with what i say even if im not totally right lol", "@xdidi lol cute new pic... did u only just really reali...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JaeKuzco, my apologies for that! Haha, do you have to be so difficult to satisfy? Haha.
@JaeKuzco sorry about that! Lol must u be so hard to please?? Lol
[ "@bustheproducer hi bussy bus!! im tryna fix my hair n get ready 4 church", "@Junie0218 I got u but my week is starting off horribly!!", "@dbess340 hey!! i still havent gotten uber to work on my phone so i gotta twwet usin da net n its too much too keep up with", "@BriJette I'm gonna try, my car is down yo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Woke up early to go to Canada for a morning dance class with some kids. It's going to be painful but funny. LOL
Up bright and early to take myself and a few kiddos up to Canada for the AM dance class of pain LOL
[ "OMG feel like crud 11 reels, 4 steps, 8 hornpipes, 4 steps, 2 sets, and drills up the ying yang. Nursing my poor broken body and blisters", "@mocass Awwwww Feel better dude! That sucks.. being an "old" Irish Dancer is rough on the body", "For the love of X-Mas! My MAC Sumo sale order won't be here ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I apologize if you have already reached out to me, but my direct messages are still not functioning properly.
Sorry, not being rude if you've tried me; my dm's are still broken
[ "@Jerry_Remy Complete the tweet, we're ready in the dugout", "@soniasimone Best line: "Nobody's laughing now". When I tweeted her video a week ago, she had 40,000 views. Tonight she has 28,000,000", "@morganreid Please do not use '@ed' in your lingo guide", "Very sad Continental flight #61 pilot di...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MAGUSWEAVER please refrain from following me as it will negatively impact my Twitter usage.
@MAGUSWEAVER don't follow me. You will ruin my twitter experience
[ "118 up sick. Burning up,tummy a mess,ache all over,fatigue,shakes,etc. This really sucks! Makes me worry a little. may go to dr monday.", "Haven't felt this sick in a long time. Nausea fatigue body aches runny nose. I feel very very bad & can't get better.", "@ameyawarde It was the Morning Star Garden Bu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I thought I could sleep in because it's the weekend, but I woke up at 9am.
It's a weekend - finally get to sleep in. Yet I'm awake at 9!
[ "@sarahliane SERIOUSLY???? webcam. show me! don't think you are fatter than me. I've been eating non-stop", "Listening to music by the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra. Think I'm gonna cry soon", "@CreativPromoter think i'll pass. I've got a full day next Monday. Time to rely on Red Bull. LOL! Have fun though", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @TheGrimOne There's a bit less Monday vibe now compared to an hour ago...
@TheGrimOne But slightly less Monday than there was an hour ago...
[ "@Butterflyshoes A bit tired, but is last day of this half term and have 9 days off woohoo!", "@Serendipi Gig tonight and tomorrow night, so I expect to be asleep all weekend! Thankfully only one more week til half term", "So tired Could just lay my head and go to sleep. Maybe I will this afternoon when back i...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've attempted various methods to remove a sharpie stain from the rubber part of my velcro Vans shoes, but it has only slightly faded. Disappointing.
So I've tried just about everything to get the stuff written in sharpie off my velrow Vans rubber part and it's only faded a little LAME.
[ "The movie's not even over yet and I already have mascara smudged allllll around my eyes from crying hahahah.", "I think I'm gonna have to take out my nose stud permanently it's too much of a hassle having to take it out all the time for work", "My body definitely isn't handling this stress very well. It hasn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I don't know anything about Azerbaijan. I want our manager to be Alan Curbishley. By the way, can you ask Spurs to do something for me?" - @blazevxi
@blazevxi i havent even heard of Azerbaijan i want our manager to be alan curbishely i decided. also, can you please ask spurs to make..
[ "@girlsaloudmedia haha i love sarah i hope the_cheryl_cole gets deleted soon. like the real cheryl would ever update with stuff like that!", "Freshly Squeezed lied. They only showed the video in the end!", "@amandaalinton aww glad you had fun, we all love Cheryl xx", "@JustJames_ she sounds amazing, must be...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @gfalcone601 oh no, that's unfortunate when occurrences like that take place...
@gfalcone601 aww... that sucks when things like that happen...
[ "@gfalcone601 #GetGiBackInTheLead we want you to be Ms Twitter Universe with Tom!", "@ZindelaYentl oh. XD uh... well I know everyone in my grade from last year... that's 250 names. i like remembering things", "@ZindelaYentl no, the best band ever was the Beatles... they rocked and are still so big today. old ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My legs feel very sore now that I began walking.
Ow are my legs sore, just realized when I started to walk
[ "It. Is. So. Darn. Hot. In the sun, I think I got sunburn", "@K8lyn333 same, but it's so late I don't wanna eat anything", "Going to help a friend move his mattress and sign up for scholarship. Ugh, my lungs feel all itchy, and coughing makes my tummy hurt", "@icarusforde but...the anonym head and I are doin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Breakersfan was annoying them, but Alex did keep her promise to update daily.
@Breakersfan bothering them.... and well Alex kept her promise to update once a day
[ "@MULDERITSME hello MULDER we missed you ) well the scores are not that brilliant.. after all no loss for the BB but Red Stars lost", "oohh its teh same in us tv...talking sh... about the supstitutes the coach made.. oh did he say Knee Injury?? smart guy what kind of?", "so finally got the piano sheet for &qu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @PinkMordeno and I are viewing the recording of our grandparents' 50th marriage anniversary!
my cousin @PinkMordeno and i are watching the video of our grandpa & grandma's 50th wedding anniversary!
[ "I'm eating purple yum right now and it so delicious!", "I'm drinking a cup of hot water...one way of mine to relax my throat! it's my brother ex girlfriend thought.", "@cjmordeno hey! sure you can join us but how!?", "I'm not feeling well! My head is still aching and I'm lack of energy!", "It’s already...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @epigunya is asking why someone thinks they are bad at certain games without even trying them. They mention that even if some people may not enjoy first-person shooter games, they can still be fun to play. They end the tweet with a reference to ...
@epigunya How do you know you suck at those w/out giving them a go? Sure, fragging is a meh from certain POWs, but it's fun. Yahtzee who?
[ "@epigunya NP. I really wish I could work for @DAVID_LYNCH He's one of my favourite artists. (The other two: @DaveMcKean & @trent_reznor )", "Head's spinning. Played a bit too much #QuakeLive. No inspiration for anything else today. Won my first Free 4 All though. Silver lining.", "Also, because of #stuff...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JillMac78 wishes everyone a good night and good day tomorrow, but mentions that she may not be very active as she has to attend a party.
@JillMac78 Have a good night and good day tomorrow. Not sure how much I will be on, have a party to go to!
[ "@AndyTreharne Yes it is. World Series 2 yrs ago to bottom of the heap.", "@joeymcintyre Just wondering if you are going to put "One Too Many" on itunes. I hope you do, it is the only cd of yours I don't have.", "@_CrC_ - Wow, you guys weren't kidding about the rain", "@_CrC_ I'll bring you some ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm thrilled because @hef_a_roni is coming to hang out with me and we'll be watching the MTV movie awards. Yay!
Excited cause @hef_a_roni is coming over! And we are just gonna hang out And the MTV movie awards are on, woohoo!
[ "I don't feel well. I shouldn't have come to work", "@hef_a_roni awww I'm sorry, I'll be there tomorrow for sure!", "Just listed! And perfect to help keep your hair up in the summer", "@Nanette1 I like makers mark. It's probably cause the bottle is cool", "I can not believe I spent so much on textbooks tod...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling exhausted, but it's not worth sleeping because I'll have to wake up soon and it will just make me irritable. Ugh.
Conundrum - quite tired, but no point sleeping as would have to be up in a couple of hours anyway. Which would make me grumpy. Bah
[ "Just spent about an hour eating an apple. Hate feeling ill", "@thefreezepop I don't think so... it shouldn't. I'll do Thurs night and see what happens... but I really want to see this other play", "TATTOO DAY. Terrified. Excited. Also having last minute thoughts about placing.", "@meandmylies Bathe your eyes...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bashley thinks the music industry is difficult to understand. However, they are currently studying online with Berkleemusic and plan to complete their studies by June.
@bashley the music biz is crazy to try to figure out (I haven't yet I'm studying online from Berkleemusic and will finish in June.
[ "@RayBeckerman Many thanks for the followfriday Ray. I've really enjoyed my chats with you", "@moanasaves I made the switch from tweetdeck to seesmic...oh, a month + ago. Took a bit of getting used to, but really happy with Seesmic", "So many great new books coming out, (thinking @chrisbrogan 's @garyvee 's et...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Malabrigo is one of my favorite yarn brands because it is both beautiful and affordable. I won £20 from playing free bingo earlier, so I plan on using that money to buy more yarn.
I love Malabrigo as its gorgeous and really well priced. I won £20 on free bingo earlier so thats for the yarn
[ "All quiet here. DH napping, @Scruffs2 napping, me on the laptop. Aaah, the sound of little birdies is bliss", "Must have been a blip. All ok now. Can't live without my email. Gotta do a bit of local shopping shortly. Hope we miss the rain", "Whew what a gorgeous hot day. Been round to the site & chatted wi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yes, Chicago. I wish I lived somewhere else because there is no night life in Chicago.
@gerardwayrox yup, chicago! wished i lived elsewhere though, chicago= no night life.
[ "@Clumsyxheart ugh, cant they understand that we try! we do, we do everything but it's just never enough when we come short..im sorry", "but at least the morning was great thanks to @christymychem "proud soldier of the MCRmy:]" hah tweens.", "@roudy4561 i'm usually always happy, but today just got ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I only watch the game when Queensland is at a point where they are not going to lose.
only watches origin when qld are in a position where they can't lose
[ "@eatdrinkbekerry beautiful website, had never heard of it b4, must make a trek up to springbrook", "@MrFlossy bottle of red and codral works wonders for the flu", "@SuperTriviaGuy cool thanks the black has always put me off", "@IMPGirl lol found out it doesn't solve the prob just end up with huuuge hangove...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Delicious homemade pizza, my wealthy partner, and myself are making me very content at the moment. I wish time would stand still right now.
Yummmm...homemade pizza, the riches and my sexy bf. So happy pause time right now please
[ "The bf sleeping on one side and the dog on the other. Saturday night didn't pan out as planned.", "Watch out fellow drivers...I'm tweeting, bidding on ebay and driving...multitasker", ""Its just the start, don't give up now." Listening to @ModSun - so proud of my brover...listen to them now...life le...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yay! My Twitter profile picture has finally been changed after a long time. Haha!
WOOHOO! twitter finally changed my picture long last haha!
[ "Woop I got a reply from the almighty @moiswashere how awesome?", "@tommcfly have fun .. I couldn't get any tickets .. It sucks man", "@tommcfly Haha Tom?? Who the hell created harry's twitter cos the dude never come's on? Hmmmm lol", "@tommcfly hope the gig tonight was awesome seen as that's what you are ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey there, good morning to you! I slept well, but didn't remember my dreams. Did you have any interesting dreams?
@Rigel38 Good morning hairy vegan rock loving guy! No dreams that I remember but a lovely sleep non the less! What did you dream?
[ "@magpiegirl Oh I love this and have joined myself.. or maybe it was Kind Blog I joined.. I best make sure. Peace to you lovely lady!", "@fabeku I'm excited but offering someone a sound healing also sounds great. I'm starting Reiki at the farmers market also! Here we go!", "I'm wondering what to have for Bre...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello everyone on Twitter! I came here quietly for a short while, and I hope you're all having a good day! The weather is beautiful with sunshine and a temperature of 75 degrees!
Hey tweeple! I just snuck in here for a bit ... hee, hee. Hoping all have a great day! It's gorgeous here ... Sunny & 75 degrees!
[ "@Gridellas Hey April! Gr8 to see ya! How have you been?", "Joke time: "Where do plants play football?" Ansr: "The Ivy League" ... chuckle, chuckle. Gotta luv my kiddos 4 their sense of humor", "@bannersrus Good to know! Clouds and expected rain here Enjoy your beauty of a day tho!!",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @fruitymind, what's up other than the exam? How are you doing?
@fruitymind How are you Fruity? and whats *new* other than that exam?
[ "Prepared a new header for my blog.....", "I don't understand why people give their comments by replying me at twitter instead of on the blog post ??", "@purplebeats its called #vadapav !! I love it. But so called famous 'vadewale' in #Pune always #fail to impress me with their #vadapav", "@ruSh_Me Thank god...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Bryant has finally achieved his own title and it is exclusively his.
finally bryant has his own title! yeah i said that...its all bryant's
[ "power twitter links working now...back to being absolutely amazing", "i have closer by kings of leon stuck in my head...best damn thing to happen today", "I just got my Twitter profile ranked and got 6/10", "g'nite tweeple...its been a lousy weekend so far and in ktm sat marks the end of weekend", "Nepal S...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Is there anybody interested in attending a concert on August 2nd?
does anyone want to go to a concert august 2nd?
[ "@nickkevinjoe naww sorry i dont want to get out of line", "fml @honorsociety always does say now at the wrong time", "This is the worse jonas song they ever had, sorry boys and girls", "@mussomitchel ps i think you are the nicest celeb twitter, unlike most you take the time&reply to fans", "This is th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am curious as to why Twitterfeed did not post the link to a great article about organizing your kitchen pantry from www.ABCDDesign.com today.
wonders why Twitterfeed never "fed" www.ABCDDesign.com today. A very nice post about setting up your kitchen pantry.
[ "@savvybride this is the first trouble I have had.", "is being harassed by some internet guy in Hong Kong. I think it is a scam to sell urls. But he keeps mentioning my TM application.", "@House_Beautiful A blue, white, and fresh design we can't get enough = Your link was broken and unviewable", "@hgtweetv Aa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ChainsawRaven has discovered something new and exciting - MMORPG stands for massively multiplayer online role-playing game!
@ChainsawRaven I just learned sumthin! Cool! Massively multiplayer online role-playing game = MMORPG!
[ "@ChainsawRaven I made my tweetdeck all purdy pink N purple! OooOOooo! I'm stylin'!", "Happy Mothers Day to all of the wonderful wonderful moms in the twitterverse!", "Happy Sunday Tweeps! Its a beautiful morning here! I'm serving breakfast & mimosas outside on the back patio-feel free to join me!", "I wa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cosmosveganshop and @chicagosoydairy, I am eagerly anticipating enjoying my first batch of Dandies in a few days! I wish McKinney was closer to Hotlanta.
@cosmosveganshop @chicagosoydairy can't wait to nom on my first batch of Dandies in a few days! Why can't McKinney be next to Hotlanta
[ "@VeganSarah33 *hugs* I'm sorry to hear of your loss", "@DeLanaHarvick oh no I hope you get some sleep. I'm bad about staying up late especially when I don't have to work the next day(like now)", "@Kenny_Wallace oh no! I hope they get your stuff before you leave that's always my fear when flying.", "@denise...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I can't find the really good one about him and Miranda Otto, Eowyn, from the LotR days that I read."
@wickedground I read a really good one of him about back in the LotR days about him and Miranda Otto, Eowyn? I can't find it...
[ "oh mannnnn I can't believe I slept in so late! I'm so behind in my writing", "Ugh, it is too early/cold to go driving. Silly daddy, tricks are for kids", "@sinstral_pride HAHA of course I'm writing it, but very slowly, and with many revisions - kink!meme is distracting me", "@Calumfan1 I am tres amused by th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Colorblindfish, enjoy your evening tonight and have a Grey Goose and Redbull for me!
@Colorblindfish Have fun tonite Fish... let loose n have a Grey Goose n Redbull for me!
[ "@YoungQ We'll have some treats for all of u when u get to Cali!", "@DonnieWahlberg Hey DDub can you hop on the laptop and send us a tweet or two or ten Thanks!", "@ebassman Hope you like the pics... @YoungQ 's in them too....", "@_CrC_ Holy F*ckin Hotness!!! Thank you for that picture!!!", "@ebassman I'm...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Titanic recently aired and the person regrets not watching it. The movie is currently a trending topic.
Awww... Titanic was on a while ago. I should've watched it. I guess that's why Titanic is one of the trending topics right now.
[ "iPhone 3G - Globe exclusive no more: I wonder how much Power Mac Center's selling it.", "Awww... Titanic was on a while ago. I should've watched it. I guess that's why Titanic is one of the trending topics right now.", "Oh. Scratch that last tweet. It doesn't sync with your Facebook account.", "What to d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lynne08_ Oh no! This is not good.
@lynne08_ AHH! YEa, this isn't so cool at all.
[ "@UlunkJoesandy oh. haha. ) I don't exactly know if who they are. lol. ) But it's all good now.", "@KaizerAllen haha yea. We do have classes. But I was advised to quarantine myself for 2 weeks! >.< I hope I'll fully recover real soon!", "@aniedj how are you? Btw, thanks for the @DavidArchie hug on Facebo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tomorrow, @underhill70 is going to Sweden and all the traveling is making them feel old.
@underhill70 heading to Sweden tomorrow. All this travelling is certainly aging me like Alan Whicker.
[ "@paulmccourt cocteau twins for you? Black sabbath for me", "@Lopsi both delicious the guinness one is exceptional too!!!!", "@lisam75 hell yeah! so youre running 36 minutes without walking already?", "@lisam75 thats probably just about the 1.5 cupcakes I ate in the maket", "@docaoimh Have a good one How...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: High school might be tough for me to survive due to the overwhelming amount of schoolwork.
TOO MANY SCHOOLWORK! I don't know if I'll survive high school.
[ "Someone just told me that it's still raining. Aw, c'mon, rain, please stop! Why? Because I hate you! So stop!", "Trying to think of something to do. Can't wait to go out later. I'M SO BORED! SAVE ME FROM BOREDOM! ANYONE!!!", "My eyes just got tearful when I watched tonight's episode of American Idol again.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @WealthEvite is the featured follower of the day on ArticlesBin and they have a great Twitter branding name.
Do you use a Great Twitter #Branding Name? Well... @WealthEvite sure does - ArticlesBin Featured Follower of the day
[ "@bonniesgang You may find the MLM Blueprint interesting as it agrees with your thoughts - even ignore the product we promote", "Do you use a Great Twitter #Branding Name? Well... @eMarketingCoach sure does - ArticlesBin Featured Follower of the day", "@BobChoat @smmguide @JaxLicurse @BarbaraDuke @ReTweetCentra...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My joints are painful, possibly due to overworking and underresting recently.
All my joints are hurting. I think I've been working too much and not resting enough lately.
[ "@TheThunderStorm Haha, oh the benefits of employment Plus I get paid double-time-and-a-half tomorrow (Y) Nine hour shift, FTW!", "@hellohayley_ Good luck with you exams; hope you pass them all!", "@emkattt @TheThunderStorm Fungi's are brilliant! and dudes, I must be off - lovely chat as always, ciao!", "@De...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I believe I'm slightly neurotic, but not too extreme. And, it's only been a day and a half? Disappointing! Ha ha.
@melissamelisse I think I'm kind ob eeeegorot hahhaha no, I don't think I'm that dark :p and only a day and a half!? BOO!
[ "Finally, a day off and its going to rain", "Died of absolute boredom tonight at work. I'm glad my shift is FINALLY over!! It felt like FOREVERRR", "is missing the cuban sun, the beach and the vitamin R", ""Happiness can be found anywhere in any situation if you search hard enough for it" -Kate Goss...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @burntfilm, initially I thought the stage was cool. However, I was going to comment on the situation in the Balkans and say "what the f*** is going on," but I decided not to.
@burntfilm but, I was gonna say it was a cool stage OK, I was gonna say wtf is up with the balklands ... but, eh
[ "@jemappellekim because dentists said they were bad for our teeth and gums ... seriously, I was very annoyed", "@Ludicrousitys never went to uni I rely on spellcheckers, stoopid non-inline spellchecking & longest sentence I started was "I do" :|", "bloody traffic works and freeway closures added...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Donnette, thank you. I also enjoy tweeting with you.
@Donnette Thank you. I love tweeting with you as well.
[ "@BeachMomOf2 Good night kind lady, until we tweet again - tweet dreams", "@aussie_angel I thought I had it busy, writing a poem and breathing. That's my rut. Although I'm quite fond of breathing.", "@Ladyalana I've been around at the times when you weren't. I've been on vacation since 1999. I missed you too....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am very disappointed that I didn't get to watch the Nora Roberts movies on Lifetime last month.
So Bummed I Missed The Nora Roberts Movies On Lifetime, Last Month! ?
[ "@DawnMarieH You'll never guess where I found it?...A second hand store!...Sorry but he's not for sale!", "@mylapa Please don't give away the story...That's my next DVD coming from Netflix!", "@erthymamma I thought you look familiar! LOL Me? I've used a RugDoctor!", "@kellbell68 Take care! Have a great time!....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @rosietratt Hopefully, I'll be doing something on Sunday or Monday!
@rosietratt Yes hopehully be doing something on Sunday or Monday!
[ "Photos of the Hen night last night", "Good afternoon Twitters! Well what a night! Hypno dog, magic show, bbq and vodka redbull. For those who asked we did not eat the rabbit", "@pamalyons You are right, fear is the number reason why someone can not do hypnosis. They are doing the hypnosis after all not me", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Cooking at Chez Aeth isn't going well today. The dish is salmon with scrambled eggs, but one of the eggs was cracked and there was cardboard in the salmon.
It's a bad day for cooking Chez Aeth...salmon & scrambled eggs...one of the eggs was cracked and there was cardboard mixed in the salmon.
[ "@sora2522 Why the blah? Blah makes the kitty look sad.", "@makesmilk Thank you! I really think it's cruel to put her through it again when she obviously doesn't have the resource to cope....", "@Little_leaf Totally agree with you. I'm a hypocrite for watching, but putting these kids on stage without the r...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Liane is eagerly awaiting your company and hopes to have a good time with you.
#liane says: Liane is waiting only for you, to have a fun and pleasure with you
[ "#kerrie says: Hi. I am Kerrie. Come and visit me. I am very fun for you...Kiss!! Kiss! Kiss.", "#aneko says: Hope to have a lot of fun on my first shift", "#aneko says: We got hot summer here in CZ", "#sayra says: hi bbs........ i hope in my room for have to nice conversation and play .... kisses bye", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Mariafh, yes, it is certainly a valuable recommendation.
@Mariafh yep it's definately a good piece of advice
[ "@Kazzababe7 yeah wasn't convinced at first but he's ok. carl and ash definately outshine in my eyes", "@turnitgrey he said he wasn't anyway most disapointing but you get that", "@turnitgrey yeah trying to pump myself up i like bedroom eyes, and everythings alright from JCSS but other then that", "really ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can stay on MSN for as long as I want tonight because it's Saturday and I don't have any morning commitments. Lol.
gets to stay on msn for as long as she wants tonight as its saturday and i dnt have to play soccer or anything in the morning lol
[ "@tommcfly TOOOOOM!! do you like Russel Brand?! do you miss australia at all? xx", "@McFlyStarGirl21 yeh thats wats wrong with our dog..she keeps throwing up..and she had bloody diarohea though..", "@tommcfly tweet me back tom! pleasee?? im so happy for you! i want to meet you so badly!! will that day ever co...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: JD0123 is chatting with someone on MSN and finds something amusing. They ask about someone's actions and also complement the person's Twitter background.
@jd0123 Talking to you on MSN! HAHHAHA. Aww, what did she do? Your twitter background is adorable, btw. <3
[ "@patented It's been so long since we've met Hopefully we can meet on thursday!", "@patented It's been so long since we've met Hopefully we can meet on thursday!", "@Kateusface Aww, I lost mine at home or in the car. I've been searching for it since three weeks ago, but I still couldn't find it.", "@patent...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: PaulaFanx13 laughed and reassured someone that everything is okay. They replied with an "okay" and thanked them.
@PaulaFanx13 haha. Lol it's okk, dwlw bout it haha. Ohh okk then. Kl thankks x
[ "Can't belive work didn't let me come In Late so I now I have 2 miss dancing for work! not fair. Hope u all have a gd day. Xx", "@Amanda_Holden morning when do u get bak from NY?? Hope u have a fresh day today Xxxxxxx", "Rite it's 1.45am I'm off to bed. Night everyone ly xxxx", "@PaulaAbdul morning paula...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Me, Natteh, and Coverlover11 are sprinting through the rain to escape from Lawn Bowls. The weather is freezing. We need to hurry back to school!
Ahh me @natteh and @coverlover11 r all running in da rain frm Lawn Bowls. Its so cold. We hav 2 get bak 2 skwl!
[ "Is straighting hair. Im depressd cuz i hav 2 return the house dvd bak 2 shop!", "@pattiB0i OMFG! Who's going to see Britney Spears in Australia? Soo jealous!", "@C4TV Well i was lyk, Nah i wont win so thn i pt on da Stereo knowing i wudnt win it dn lyk @5.50 i checkd ma fone - 1 missed call!", "@djsirvere Oh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm currently watching a Journey DVD with my mom and we're laughing about how hot Neil Shawn was back then.
Watching a Journey DVD with my mom. Neil Shawn was hot back then, forsure. Hahaha
[ "@amberrrniiicole haha aww that poor armidillo haha forreal?! that's awesome. i don't even think i have any. lol", "@gley10 i miss you! i don't know when i'm gonna get my phone back. i made it even worse today. haha", "@amberrrniiicole haha ohh i know! this sucks. we can't talk about anything over twitter. hah...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I enjoy the 90s, but I require an email bio that I can print for free at school.
@keisopendoors lol i love the 90s but yea i need email bio i like to print its free @ skool
[ "How could I 4get shouts 2 @jeriel_armani for doing the interlude on @MTtheGreat Soundtrack to Greatness 6.2.09 (yall having fun", "Really would like 2 hear a @PUSHA_T @malice @ryan_leslie collabo", "MidniteNightLipGlossPop: CultureShockMag staff dinner at Cheddars 2morrow at 6PM bring notebook & enthusias...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If you respond to me, I can offer some suggestions. Is that true, @ParkerAngel?
@ParkerAngel really? Well if you reply to me maybe I can give you some ideas
[ "@honorsociety can't wait to hear it. wish I was going to FMC :-/", "if you still want a Jonas Brothers at the Ryman Auditorium Soundtrack message me!", "@mjhoffman2 follow us @XxMolliexX @bellanicola cause were the best.", "@mitchelmusso and you promised you'd reply to @RosieGaga so you should. please? You...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Brok3n_Soul, I really enjoy the concept of the meaning of life.
@Brok3n_Soul oh wow. I love the meaning of life one.
[ "WHere is the Love by the Black-Eyed Peas on @999VirginRadio. Haven't heard this song in ages", "Hey all. Follow @EllieBartkowski !! (my twitter jail account for #chuckmemondays )", "I love this episode #chuck #renewCHUCK #chuckmemondays #chuckeu", "Current Track: Dead End Countdown by The New Cities via @9...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The landing options are not favorable.
Not looking good for either of the landing opportunities
[ "All landings cancelled for the day due to bad weather! Poor Atlantis", "Checking my mail and Atlantis updates. Now poor Spirit has it's wheel stuck in soft sand", "@lehndal I made some really DUMB errors in iCMA44 which I am still angry about.Will be awhile before I forgive myself or forget that one", "I am ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Hey man! I was just about to message you to see if we're still on. What time works for you? lol"
@Bonesy808 yes brother! I was just gonna twit u what about me lol.. What time?
[ "@chefjeff808 omg!! I miss tonys cooking I love papaya salad!!", "@MAMAHINA I know!! I think my boss forgot have fun tonight! I hope I see u guys!", "@hollybebs not till later.. I gotta move all this shit into the apt today.. Awww maleia wanted to see blaiseyyyy", "@Asialyn damn that sounds sooo good. I jus...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm heading to bed now and starting to draw fairy Beckett."
i ammmmm - going tooo bed. and i am going to begin to draw beckett. fairy beckett
[ "I found another place - to put up all my pictures more than flickr too.", "and i just shunned her to hell. - okay night night for reals", ""“TOM LOOKS LIKE A HARD ASS AND BECKETT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BOOBS" - - Meghan. (via inevermenttobrag) I HATE...", "As far as I remember you weren't half bad. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @terri5me2000, I am sorry about that. However, try to see the positive side, it can only get better from here!
@terri5me2000 Sorry to hear that. Look at it this way, your day can only get better from here!
[ "I see we're still not done with robot pick up lines! That's ok with me. Keep them coming!", "@VeggieChefMayra I am! I'm out and about tonight. I'll look for u this weekend!", "@terri5me2000 That's a good thing about twitter. You can take all your friends wherever you go!", "@shaddybabybitch Wow, good fo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mattycus acknowledged the situation and expressed disappointment, but remained positive about continuing to improve their skills in healing heroics.
@mattycus snap, well i guess it is good thing i am still trying to master healing heroics ;/
[ "ughhwwww why isnt buzz out loud #1000 video not up on itunes?!", "@Michael_Moore a key comman to mine or other stuff? well some stuff i can do but im standing by a vein and cant own it!", "remember never afk no matter what zone you are in", "@Xandarr2112 i know! just hope its not operator error ;/", "i ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Ronnieegan, I didn't mean that statement for you specifically. It was intended as a general comment.
@Ronnieegan nooo it wasn't directed at you at all! was just a general statement
[ "@Roy_from_IT surprisingly yes! lol. the screen is screwed and the buttons dont work", "I fucking love the new Jonas Brothers song lol", "@CrunchbiteJr ahh I love Charlie <3 and the magical leoplurodon", "I'm facing a dilemma - Sam baby won't let me see Star Trek again til I give blood BLACKMAIL! lol", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @laceycamile, Jay refused to take you along with him, implying that he is no longer supportive of you. Urgent action is necessary!
@laceycamile Jay just said he wouldn't bring you back with him I think he's against you now... Oh no! Kill him!
[ "@chrismiller38 but we won't have a computer for a week after tonight", "I think I'm going on the titan I am about 1 more severe ride away from my heart giving out! Texas Giant? DONT DO IT. It comes off tracks!", "LOL!! I love you! @craftingmadness I agree! I can't waaiitt to see you later today!", "@njbond0...
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