within your macros \n That's the hard part about eating bad food. It's so hard that we don't even recommend trying. We recommend clean eating because it's much easier to deal with. . .","Summary: If you weren't using Metribolone, you probably made it worse.\n\nPost: I'm sorry. \n Which steroids should we choose for the treatment of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia? \n > Anabolic steroids are essential and one of the mainstays in the treatment of chronic lymphocytic leukemia (CLL). In vitro assays show that Methyltrienolone (Metribolone) is five to six times more cytotoxic to lymphocytic lymphoblasts than Dimethyltrienolone when inhaled second hand [1], and the inhalation of Methyltrienolone as an alternative drug for Dimethyltrienolone is an important issue in the treatment of CLL. The current randomized comparisons in CLL indicated a statistically significant and clinically important decrease in rate of isolated central nervous system (CNS) relapses and an increase in event-free survival (EFS) with Methyltrienolone. However, the data were limited in adult CLL. Recently, Labar et al. [2] reported their first investigation in comparison of the antileukemic activity and toxicity between Methyltrienolone and Dimethyltrienolone for adult patients with CLL and lymphocytic lymphoma (LBL) through a randomized clinical trial (the CLL-4 trial of the EORTC Leukemia Group), and the author concluded that Methyltrienolone as a steroid therapy for adult patients with CLL/LBL did not show any benefit compared with Dimethyltrienolone, which did not support the experience from several other studies. In Labar’s observation, about 70% of adult patients were high risk (HR) CLL. Most of the patients in trials were standard risk (SR) CLL. In our study, we also evaluate the role of Methyltrienolone compared with Dimethyltrienolone during inhalation induction or subsequent phases of therapy in CLL with emphasis on SR group.","Summary: Without the creation story, there is no original sin. Without original sin, there is no reason for Jesus to come to Earth.\n\nPost: Actually, the elimination of creationism basically deems Christianity null and void. \n You see, there's this little thing called original sin. That is the sin that Adam and Eve incurred when they at the fruit from the forbidden tree. Therefore all of their children after that were born out of their original sin because sex was non-existent prior to the knowledge of right and wrong. \n Well, Jesus was supposedly sent to Earth to forgive original sin to end God's requirements for human sacrifice to absolve sin, and give man a path back to God. Without original sin, there is really no reason for Jesus to Earth. \n Now, Catholicism accepts evolution, but they have changed their dogma to say that original sin occurred sometime along that evolutionary path when man first had the capability and then disobeyed God. It's a pretty flimsy interpretation of original sin, especially since they can't say what it was and evolution doesn't really require just two people from whom everyone else evolved.","Summary: Do not do this if you care about your muscle mass.\n\nPost: This is silly. \n You didn't give your height and weight., so I'll just give you a TDEE of 3500 calories b/c I'm lazy and that's a good number. \n Lets pretend like you don't eat at all. \n It takes 3500 calories to burn a pound of fat. \n Muscle is very expensive for the body to maintain. Generally speaking, if not on gear, and you go below ~10% of your TDEE, a muscular person will burn fat and muscle at approximately a 50 / 50 ratio. \n So, you're doing a starvation diet to maximize \"weight loss\" (rather than \"fat loss\"). Well, this isn't enough calories to really do much in four days. You could drop 2 lbs of fat. \n Lets exercise to lose more! \n But wait, in starvation, [your body will burn more muscle than fat]( \n You could drop water weight with diuretics and tactics similar to wrestlers and fighters. You will, however, take that water back on very quickly once your body is allowed to have it.","Summary: This picture shows a needle used to draw and pin and is accurate.\n\nPost: I'm not going to call that proof bullshit. No doubt, there is a magnification issue with the picture set. \n Nonetheless, we don't have an apples -> apples comparison going here. Was the needle used to draw, or just pin? \n I would suspect that the needle in this picture was used to draw and pin. And, well, anyone who's used AAS long enough will tell you that a needle used to draw is nowhere near as sharp as one that is not. \n After six times on that cycle, I have no doubt that it would be fucked the fuck up. I definitely wouldn't want to pin with it.","Summary: the exogenous addition of FSH while on cycle should keep spermatogenesis going, but the quality of the sperm will still decrease.\n\nPost: Motility! Slight difference. Mobility implies the capability for the organism to control the events / outcomes. Sperm don't really do that, they just wiggle around. Anyhow, .. \n I haven't been able to find studies about this, however, from what i understand, the spermatozoa become deformed in the presences of excess testosterone. This is not really unusual as we always have deformed and bad spermatozoa, but the percentages increase. Therefore the capability to fertilize decreases and the chance for miscarriage increases as well (if a deformed or bad one actually fertilizes the egg).","Summary: Get surgery to be 100%, ask for GH, no get GH, use peptides. You're young and will heal fast.\n\nPost: I've got a little experience with shoulder injuries here, so let me chime in. \n Left shoulder. Had three dislocations which ended up tearing everything from 11 - 6 (thinking of your shoulder as a clock) off. Had to have multiple holes drilled in my bone and things reattached. I would guess that around 8 weeks I was able to use the shoulder for most everything, but could not do sports as it was still very stiff and sore. I would guess that I was fully (able to do sports, etc) recovered by 12 months. Granted, I was about 13 years older than you are now, so you will heal faster. \n Right shoulder. Currently have a torn labrum. Its about 1/3 off. Quick actions (such as passing a basketball) irritate it and cause discomfort. My Ortho's position is that the labrum will not heal by itself, regardless. The tissue already has [too little connectivity tissue]( to heal itself. But, at the same time, it's a limited set of actions that cause me discomfort. So, I can avoid those actions and continue along my fitness program, scheduling my surgery as I desire. When I have this surgery, I will be pushing GH to help me heal, plus some peptides. \n So, that's my background. Here's my non-professional opinion on your case. Like me, your labrum will not heal itself back into place. It will eventually require surgery. Disconnected tendons? Same thing. They are not going to magically re-attach themselves. So, . . \n Doc #1 (wait for dislocation): What the fuck is this advice? \"Hey, you're not hurt enough. Hurt yourself more so I can fix you.\" Send this doctor a bag of human fecal matter (not yours) in the mail for christmas. \n Doc #2 (surgery): Good guy doc. He may be rushing the surgery just a touch, but it's the right answer to get you back up to full speed. Ask this doctor for a prescription of 2 - 5IU of GH / day for 30 days post surgery. Do research, come to that appointment with documents. \n Doc #3 (PT): It's a viable answer, depending on what you are experiencing when your shoulder injury is not acute. Strengthening the muscles surrounding the injury does assist with future injury prevention and can possibly alleviate some pain / issues that you are currently experiencing. But, you'll need PT after surgery no matter what. This doc is giving a conservative opinion to a very young patient who may be able to \"make due\" with a few injuries. If you want to be 100% (or better), PT alone will not do that for you.","Summary: I won't ban when asked. I'll wait for the actual actions that are ban-worthy.\n\nPost: When people ask this, it's in order to resolve their own cognitive dissonance in the situation. They are being reprimanded for poor action. Their choice is to deny the poor action and simply declare the entire area in which they acted useless and stupid. \n I'm an asshole and will not let them resolve that cognitive dissonance so easily. They need to know that what they did is inappropriate and needs to be fixed.","Summary: Thanks for the suggestion. Looks like we have already implemented them.\n\nPost: Here, let me address your points. \n >Properly deal with the over abundance of posting that is covered multiples times a week. (ai dosages for example) \n First off: This community has goals and rules. In those goals exists goal #4. \n Let members decide what content is desirable. \n What this means is that community members can exercise their right to send content to the bottom of the heap by down voting, if they don't like it. I have been, and will continue to be, bitching about how this community doesn't vote. How do we get [Forum] posts with 210 comments, but 7 votes (this one)? \n If you see two Aromasin posts up-voted on the same day to the top, that is the community's decision. The moderation team is not going to be in the business of reading the minds of the community. There have been many times where I would have removed a thread that turned out to be awesome. \n We do, however, have a moderator rule in place. If someone quotes the wiki with an answer to a post, we will remove the post as being overly simplistic. Example. . I happened to look through your post history. Not one single wiki quote. Lots of bitching, zero wiki quotes. Huh. \n >Kindly asking posters with basic questions to move their posts to the ask anything thread on the days it is posted instead of making a new thread. \n And, again, we already do this as well. Example. \n In addition we disallow ANY posting until the member has participated here for 90 days. Memba that? \n With the user having had to participate in the community for 90 days, we'd like to think that they have learned how things operate around here, but no matter what, people will always post low quality content, period. After that, the members choose the desired content. \n We average about 8 - 12 posts per day; it's not a lot. Your suggestion would, seemingly drop that number down to, what, 4-8 posts per day? 6-10? \n >Not be passive aggressive in almost every post they make. \n Bwahahahah. Coming from you? Seriously. \n You just wrote: \n>Please let me know if I can make this any clearer and I'm sure i can add some bold or italics font. Pretty obvious you know what I'm talking about from my last post and just refuse to acknowledge it. \n Show me your examples, or shut the fuck up. Was that too passive for you?","Summary: I delete these threads so that we can forever have the answers in the top stickied post rather than in a ton of separate places.\n\nPost: Nah. You miss the point. I just don't like having to answer the same question for 5.5k people over and over again. The question you've posed is not new or interesting and has been answered a ton of times. \n Actually, the answers exist already in the thread I linked you to, if you took the time to read it. \n If you need more clarification, feel free to post in that thread. It's sticky to the top of the sub so that everyone can read it and see the answers, rather than in these one-off threads that eventually get lost.","Summary: Yes, it's off the damn charts.\n\nPost: Is that your \"free test\" number? \nHow old are you? \n [NORMAL LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE]( ng/dl \n age #tests mean std median 5th% 10th% 95th% \n dev.\nless 25 125 692 158 697 408 468 956 \n25-29 354 669 206 637 388 438 1005 \n30-34 330 621 194 597 348 388 975 \n35-39 212 597 189 567 329 388 945 \n40-44 148 597 198 597 319 378 936 \n45-49 154 546 163 527 329 358 846 \n50-54 164 544 187 518 289 348 936 \n55-59 155 552 174 547 319 338 866 \n \n [Conversion]( \n Testosterone 1 ng/dl creates 0.0347 nmol/l \n [Your face right now.]( \n To make sense of this, we need to figure out how many ng / dl make the amount of nmol / l that your doctor told you. The answer: 4900. So, take 4900 and it's off the charts above. Way past the 95% percentile. Almost 5x a normal high producing male.","Summary: No real reason not to switch to E.\n\nPost: As you can see, I prefer longer esters. They're both cheaper and allow me to pin less frequently. The greater concentration also keeps my gear down to one pin per day. \n Some people do seem to react differently to Tren E than Tren Ace. I'm not quite sure why as, personally, I love Tren E.","Summary: How do you run / organize your cycles?\n\nPost: We're working to become a consolidated source for information about steroids. Some of the least known areas are what kind of systems people have come up with that work really well for storing gear of different types. \n Questions like: \nWhat do you refrigerate? \nDo you pre-load needles? \nWhich gear do you mix to inject (water based / oil based obvious)? \nHow do you remember which gear to take on which days? \nHave you transported gear for travel? \n We're looking for the details about running a cycle that don't really come out with recommendations on which gear to use. Post freely so that we can come up with good suggestions. We can all probably learn some new and better methods.","Summary: Plan your next year, right here, right now.\n\nPost: Hello everyone. \n The end of the year approaches. It's a good time to reflect on this past year, herald our triumphs, recognize our short-fallings, and identify our goals for the upcoming year. \n I recently watched a video of Lee Priest posted here or /r/bodybuilding in which he highlights how, truly, few opportunities we get to train each muscle group through the course of a year. (I couldn't find the video) \n For my routine, I hit the gym 3-4 times per week. I don't keep a weekly set schedule, I keep a rotation. So, here is what it looks like for me: \n \n \n Day per Week \n Muscle Group \n \n \n \n \n 01 \n Legs / Bi's \n \n \n 02 \n Chest / Tri's \n \n \n 03 \n Shoulders / Back / Core \n \n \n 04 \n Legs / Bi's \n \n \n \n With that kind of rotation, I end up getting 4 opportunities to train each muscle every 3 weeks. If I stick to that, doing the math: \n (52 weeks / year) / (3 week periods) = ~17 (3 week periods / year)\n17 (3 week periods / year) * (4 times / (3 week period)) = 69 opportunities\n \n So, every year, I only get 69 opportunities to train each muscle. Take 3 weeks out for vacation. \n 69 opportunities - 4 opportunities = 65 opportunities\n \n I now only get 65 opportunities to train each muscle per year. When it's viewed in this light, it really makes it important to make the most of those 65 opportunities. Being old and busy, my training schedule doesn't really vary with cycle. \n How many opportunities do you get per year? \n How can you make the most of each one? \n What can be improved next year?","Summary: It took a long time, but I got my TRT script. Keep at your doctor. Keep the discussion going. Do not give up. Find new doctors if they refuse. \n >\"You can get what you want. Never sell out. Don't break. Don't weaken. Don't let the kindness of strangers be your salvation, for it is no salvation at all. Unless you sleep alone, you sleep with the enemy. Never come out of the storm\".\nMr. Henry Rollins\n\nPost: First time poster in /r/Testosterone. \n I'd just like to start with saying how great I think that this sub is becoming. Props to /u/iPUNCH and /u/kevinchem for running a tight ship. It's not public knowledge, but these two guys have done a lot ton of work to streamline TRT information across the greater Reddit community. Bro-science is a resilient enemy. \n Anyhow, on to my update. A while ago, I, partially, came out to my doctor about my AAS use. I only disclosed that I had been self administering TRT due to low Test scores and his refusal to medicate. \n Here's the original: [[Long] The Doctor Talk.]( \n Since then, I've kept bringing it up. \n \n I've explained to him that I'd like to not have to self treat illegally. After all, I have a family; jail due to a medical issue is not a fun idea. \n I've explained that my dose is not consistent or known because I'm using UGL gear. \n I've explained that I'm afraid to do full yearly blood panels b/c I'll show no LH or FSH. \n I've explained that I'm not going back to life with low Test. It's bad for me, it's bad for my family, and I just don't want to live like that. \n \n So, what was his big concern? Fucking PSA. P. Fucking. S. Fucking. A. He's still a fan. So, I showed him the [cancer.org study]( showing that the test leads to over-treatment while saving no lives. \n Well, it's the only way he's going to cough up the script. So, I let him take PSA. 1.4, 1.74, 1.71 over the course of six or so months. After that last one, he decides to \"consult with a urologist\" (which I don't think he did). \n Talked to him yesterday and BOOM. He's giving me TRT so long as my PSA stays cool. I'll keep working with him on PSA b/c fuck that test. I'm not into over-treatment. \n Here's the kick: Prescribed 300mg Test C / week. Mini-blast! I'm only going to roll 200mg / ml on cruise so that my numbers maintain physiologic levels and he doesn't cut the script.","Summary: The only way that we get good quality content is for it to be posted and promoted by the community. The content in /r/steroids, that is within the rules of the community, is left for the community to judge. Exercise your capability to vote.\n\nPost: Hello everyone, \n Please find below some clarification on community responsibilities and content quality . \n Community Responsibility \n Building a great community takes effort from everyone involved. The moderation team creates the framework in which the members of the community operate, however, we cannot do everything. Community members have the following responsibilities. \n \n Post and promote (up vote) high quality content. \n Post any lower quality content to the [Forum] threads, demote (down vote) topics that are low quality. \n Use the report button and message the moderators for posts that break community rules. \n Give back to the community, at least, in proportion to what you take from the community. \n Help dispel bro-science with real science whenever possible. \n Have fun, deescalate drama, and make friends. \n Stay safe. \n \n What is low quality content? \n The following attributes usually describe low quality content. \n \n Does the topic have a simple answer or is it a yes / no question? \n Does the topic have a greater appeal than to just yourself or a few people? \n Is the topic a \"beginner question\" and has, more than likely, already been answered in a 2+ year old forum? \n Is the topic in the wiki? \n Is an answer to the topic easily findable by searching /r/steroids? \n Are you new to AAS and haven't used our [Forum] thread to ask your first 5-10 questions? Probably low quality content. \n Is the topic about your AI, ester switch, cycle review or similar items that have been covered 1,000 times? \n \n \n A few words. \n Here is what the moderation team does to try and keep content quality high. \n \n We disallow people from posting until they have had 90 days of participation in the sub. \n We remove posts that are easily answered in the wiki. If you provide the person a wiki link that answers their question, report the post and we will remove it. \n We remove posts that are blatantly low quality and re-direct them to the [Forum] threads. \n \n After that, it is up to the community, in line with goal #4, to decide the content that rises to the top, or falls to the bottom. The content popularity / voting system is already in place, use it. \n Thanks everyone, \n DL"],"string":"[\n \"Summary: Wasted 2-3 years dislocating shoulders, should have fixed it the first time.\\n\\nPost: I dislocated my shoulder three times. \\n First time, the doctor told me that I probably needed surgery. It required 4 people to put it back in place. They wrapped a towel around my torso and three guys pulled it while one other guy pulled on my arm. \\n Many drugs were given to me before that, but I was semi-conscious. \\n I didn't get surgery to have it fixed for another four years and two more dislocations. Add up all that time out of the gym and activities and I was a fool for not getting surgery on the first time.\",\n \"Summary: Listen to your body and train as much as your body utilizes to get gains.\\n\\nPost: AAS will decrease overall recovery time. Being old, I find that I go from 72 hours of recovery necessary after a hard workout to 48ish. \\n Of course, the prevailing theory is that \\\"you can never overtrain\\\" so, go as hard and long as you can. I don't particularly prescribe to that. Being old, I can absolutely over train and injure myself. Got myself a nice cortisone shot in the elbow yesterday.\",\n \"Summary: If you're a standard working out guy, within your macros, it doesn't matter.\\n\\nPost: I don't disagree with this study. After all, what we're really asking is, \\\"How much better are supplements at aiding recovery than bad food?\\\" \\n At that point, it's all just a matter of degrees. How important is that extra 10% recovery to an average person at the gym? Probably not important at all because s/he has plenty of recovery. To a bodybuilder? Very important, because s/he is wanting to build the most muscle possible in the shortest time and is continuously pushing recovery. \\n >within your macros \\n That's the hard part about eating bad food. It's so hard that we don't even recommend trying. We recommend clean eating because it's much easier to deal with. . .\",\n \"Summary: If you weren't using Metribolone, you probably made it worse.\\n\\nPost: I'm sorry. \\n Which steroids should we choose for the treatment of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia? \\n > Anabolic steroids are essential and one of the mainstays in the treatment of chronic lymphocytic leukemia (CLL). In vitro assays show that Methyltrienolone (Metribolone) is five to six times more cytotoxic to lymphocytic lymphoblasts than Dimethyltrienolone when inhaled second hand [1], and the inhalation of Methyltrienolone as an alternative drug for Dimethyltrienolone is an important issue in the treatment of CLL. The current randomized comparisons in CLL indicated a statistically significant and clinically important decrease in rate of isolated central nervous system (CNS) relapses and an increase in event-free survival (EFS) with Methyltrienolone. However, the data were limited in adult CLL. Recently, Labar et al. [2] reported their first investigation in comparison of the antileukemic activity and toxicity between Methyltrienolone and Dimethyltrienolone for adult patients with CLL and lymphocytic lymphoma (LBL) through a randomized clinical trial (the CLL-4 trial of the EORTC Leukemia Group), and the author concluded that Methyltrienolone as a steroid therapy for adult patients with CLL/LBL did not show any benefit compared with Dimethyltrienolone, which did not support the experience from several other studies. In Labar’s observation, about 70% of adult patients were high risk (HR) CLL. Most of the patients in trials were standard risk (SR) CLL. In our study, we also evaluate the role of Methyltrienolone compared with Dimethyltrienolone during inhalation induction or subsequent phases of therapy in CLL with emphasis on SR group.\",\n \"Summary: Without the creation story, there is no original sin. Without original sin, there is no reason for Jesus to come to Earth.\\n\\nPost: Actually, the elimination of creationism basically deems Christianity null and void. \\n You see, there's this little thing called original sin. That is the sin that Adam and Eve incurred when they at the fruit from the forbidden tree. Therefore all of their children after that were born out of their original sin because sex was non-existent prior to the knowledge of right and wrong. \\n Well, Jesus was supposedly sent to Earth to forgive original sin to end God's requirements for human sacrifice to absolve sin, and give man a path back to God. Without original sin, there is really no reason for Jesus to Earth. \\n Now, Catholicism accepts evolution, but they have changed their dogma to say that original sin occurred sometime along that evolutionary path when man first had the capability and then disobeyed God. It's a pretty flimsy interpretation of original sin, especially since they can't say what it was and evolution doesn't really require just two people from whom everyone else evolved.\",\n \"Summary: Do not do this if you care about your muscle mass.\\n\\nPost: This is silly. \\n You didn't give your height and weight., so I'll just give you a TDEE of 3500 calories b/c I'm lazy and that's a good number. \\n Lets pretend like you don't eat at all. \\n It takes 3500 calories to burn a pound of fat. \\n Muscle is very expensive for the body to maintain. Generally speaking, if not on gear, and you go below ~10% of your TDEE, a muscular person will burn fat and muscle at approximately a 50 / 50 ratio. \\n So, you're doing a starvation diet to maximize \\\"weight loss\\\" (rather than \\\"fat loss\\\"). Well, this isn't enough calories to really do much in four days. You could drop 2 lbs of fat. \\n Lets exercise to lose more! \\n But wait, in starvation, [your body will burn more muscle than fat]( \\n You could drop water weight with diuretics and tactics similar to wrestlers and fighters. You will, however, take that water back on very quickly once your body is allowed to have it.\",\n \"Summary: This picture shows a needle used to draw and pin and is accurate.\\n\\nPost: I'm not going to call that proof bullshit. No doubt, there is a magnification issue with the picture set. \\n Nonetheless, we don't have an apples -> apples comparison going here. Was the needle used to draw, or just pin? \\n I would suspect that the needle in this picture was used to draw and pin. And, well, anyone who's used AAS long enough will tell you that a needle used to draw is nowhere near as sharp as one that is not. \\n After six times on that cycle, I have no doubt that it would be fucked the fuck up. I definitely wouldn't want to pin with it.\",\n \"Summary: the exogenous addition of FSH while on cycle should keep spermatogenesis going, but the quality of the sperm will still decrease.\\n\\nPost: Motility! Slight difference. Mobility implies the capability for the organism to control the events / outcomes. Sperm don't really do that, they just wiggle around. Anyhow, .. \\n I haven't been able to find studies about this, however, from what i understand, the spermatozoa become deformed in the presences of excess testosterone. This is not really unusual as we always have deformed and bad spermatozoa, but the percentages increase. Therefore the capability to fertilize decreases and the chance for miscarriage increases as well (if a deformed or bad one actually fertilizes the egg).\",\n \"Summary: Get surgery to be 100%, ask for GH, no get GH, use peptides. You're young and will heal fast.\\n\\nPost: I've got a little experience with shoulder injuries here, so let me chime in. \\n Left shoulder. Had three dislocations which ended up tearing everything from 11 - 6 (thinking of your shoulder as a clock) off. Had to have multiple holes drilled in my bone and things reattached. I would guess that around 8 weeks I was able to use the shoulder for most everything, but could not do sports as it was still very stiff and sore. I would guess that I was fully (able to do sports, etc) recovered by 12 months. Granted, I was about 13 years older than you are now, so you will heal faster. \\n Right shoulder. Currently have a torn labrum. Its about 1/3 off. Quick actions (such as passing a basketball) irritate it and cause discomfort. My Ortho's position is that the labrum will not heal by itself, regardless. The tissue already has [too little connectivity tissue]( to heal itself. But, at the same time, it's a limited set of actions that cause me discomfort. So, I can avoid those actions and continue along my fitness program, scheduling my surgery as I desire. When I have this surgery, I will be pushing GH to help me heal, plus some peptides. \\n So, that's my background. Here's my non-professional opinion on your case. Like me, your labrum will not heal itself back into place. It will eventually require surgery. Disconnected tendons? Same thing. They are not going to magically re-attach themselves. So, . . \\n Doc #1 (wait for dislocation): What the fuck is this advice? \\\"Hey, you're not hurt enough. Hurt yourself more so I can fix you.\\\" Send this doctor a bag of human fecal matter (not yours) in the mail for christmas. \\n Doc #2 (surgery): Good guy doc. He may be rushing the surgery just a touch, but it's the right answer to get you back up to full speed. Ask this doctor for a prescription of 2 - 5IU of GH / day for 30 days post surgery. Do research, come to that appointment with documents. \\n Doc #3 (PT): It's a viable answer, depending on what you are experiencing when your shoulder injury is not acute. Strengthening the muscles surrounding the injury does assist with future injury prevention and can possibly alleviate some pain / issues that you are currently experiencing. But, you'll need PT after surgery no matter what. This doc is giving a conservative opinion to a very young patient who may be able to \\\"make due\\\" with a few injuries. If you want to be 100% (or better), PT alone will not do that for you.\",\n \"Summary: I won't ban when asked. I'll wait for the actual actions that are ban-worthy.\\n\\nPost: When people ask this, it's in order to resolve their own cognitive dissonance in the situation. They are being reprimanded for poor action. Their choice is to deny the poor action and simply declare the entire area in which they acted useless and stupid. \\n I'm an asshole and will not let them resolve that cognitive dissonance so easily. They need to know that what they did is inappropriate and needs to be fixed.\",\n \"Summary: Thanks for the suggestion. Looks like we have already implemented them.\\n\\nPost: Here, let me address your points. \\n >Properly deal with the over abundance of posting that is covered multiples times a week. (ai dosages for example) \\n First off: This community has goals and rules. In those goals exists goal #4. \\n Let members decide what content is desirable. \\n What this means is that community members can exercise their right to send content to the bottom of the heap by down voting, if they don't like it. I have been, and will continue to be, bitching about how this community doesn't vote. How do we get [Forum] posts with 210 comments, but 7 votes (this one)? \\n If you see two Aromasin posts up-voted on the same day to the top, that is the community's decision. The moderation team is not going to be in the business of reading the minds of the community. There have been many times where I would have removed a thread that turned out to be awesome. \\n We do, however, have a moderator rule in place. If someone quotes the wiki with an answer to a post, we will remove the post as being overly simplistic. Example. . I happened to look through your post history. Not one single wiki quote. Lots of bitching, zero wiki quotes. Huh. \\n >Kindly asking posters with basic questions to move their posts to the ask anything thread on the days it is posted instead of making a new thread. \\n And, again, we already do this as well. Example. \\n In addition we disallow ANY posting until the member has participated here for 90 days. Memba that? \\n With the user having had to participate in the community for 90 days, we'd like to think that they have learned how things operate around here, but no matter what, people will always post low quality content, period. After that, the members choose the desired content. \\n We average about 8 - 12 posts per day; it's not a lot. Your suggestion would, seemingly drop that number down to, what, 4-8 posts per day? 6-10? \\n >Not be passive aggressive in almost every post they make. \\n Bwahahahah. Coming from you? Seriously. \\n You just wrote: \\n>Please let me know if I can make this any clearer and I'm sure i can add some bold or italics font. Pretty obvious you know what I'm talking about from my last post and just refuse to acknowledge it. \\n Show me your examples, or shut the fuck up. Was that too passive for you?\",\n \"Summary: I delete these threads so that we can forever have the answers in the top stickied post rather than in a ton of separate places.\\n\\nPost: Nah. You miss the point. I just don't like having to answer the same question for 5.5k people over and over again. The question you've posed is not new or interesting and has been answered a ton of times. \\n Actually, the answers exist already in the thread I linked you to, if you took the time to read it. \\n If you need more clarification, feel free to post in that thread. It's sticky to the top of the sub so that everyone can read it and see the answers, rather than in these one-off threads that eventually get lost.\",\n \"Summary: Yes, it's off the damn charts.\\n\\nPost: Is that your \\\"free test\\\" number? \\nHow old are you? \\n [NORMAL LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE]( ng/dl \\n age #tests mean std median 5th% 10th% 95th% \\n dev.\\nless 25 125 692 158 697 408 468 956 \\n25-29 354 669 206 637 388 438 1005 \\n30-34 330 621 194 597 348 388 975 \\n35-39 212 597 189 567 329 388 945 \\n40-44 148 597 198 597 319 378 936 \\n45-49 154 546 163 527 329 358 846 \\n50-54 164 544 187 518 289 348 936 \\n55-59 155 552 174 547 319 338 866 \\n \\n [Conversion]( \\n Testosterone 1 ng/dl creates 0.0347 nmol/l \\n [Your face right now.]( \\n To make sense of this, we need to figure out how many ng / dl make the amount of nmol / l that your doctor told you. The answer: 4900. So, take 4900 and it's off the charts above. Way past the 95% percentile. Almost 5x a normal high producing male.\",\n \"Summary: No real reason not to switch to E.\\n\\nPost: As you can see, I prefer longer esters. They're both cheaper and allow me to pin less frequently. The greater concentration also keeps my gear down to one pin per day. \\n Some people do seem to react differently to Tren E than Tren Ace. I'm not quite sure why as, personally, I love Tren E.\",\n \"Summary: How do you run / organize your cycles?\\n\\nPost: We're working to become a consolidated source for information about steroids. Some of the least known areas are what kind of systems people have come up with that work really well for storing gear of different types. \\n Questions like: \\nWhat do you refrigerate? \\nDo you pre-load needles? \\nWhich gear do you mix to inject (water based / oil based obvious)? \\nHow do you remember which gear to take on which days? \\nHave you transported gear for travel? \\n We're looking for the details about running a cycle that don't really come out with recommendations on which gear to use. Post freely so that we can come up with good suggestions. We can all probably learn some new and better methods.\",\n \"Summary: Plan your next year, right here, right now.\\n\\nPost: Hello everyone. \\n The end of the year approaches. It's a good time to reflect on this past year, herald our triumphs, recognize our short-fallings, and identify our goals for the upcoming year. \\n I recently watched a video of Lee Priest posted here or /r/bodybuilding in which he highlights how, truly, few opportunities we get to train each muscle group through the course of a year. (I couldn't find the video) \\n For my routine, I hit the gym 3-4 times per week. I don't keep a weekly set schedule, I keep a rotation. So, here is what it looks like for me: \\n \\n \\n Day per Week \\n Muscle Group \\n \\n \\n \\n \\n 01 \\n Legs / Bi's \\n \\n \\n 02 \\n Chest / Tri's \\n \\n \\n 03 \\n Shoulders / Back / Core \\n \\n \\n 04 \\n Legs / Bi's \\n \\n \\n \\n With that kind of rotation, I end up getting 4 opportunities to train each muscle every 3 weeks. If I stick to that, doing the math: \\n (52 weeks / year) / (3 week periods) = ~17 (3 week periods / year)\\n17 (3 week periods / year) * (4 times / (3 week period)) = 69 opportunities\\n \\n So, every year, I only get 69 opportunities to train each muscle. Take 3 weeks out for vacation. \\n 69 opportunities - 4 opportunities = 65 opportunities\\n \\n I now only get 65 opportunities to train each muscle per year. When it's viewed in this light, it really makes it important to make the most of those 65 opportunities. Being old and busy, my training schedule doesn't really vary with cycle. \\n How many opportunities do you get per year? \\n How can you make the most of each one? \\n What can be improved next year?\",\n \"Summary: It took a long time, but I got my TRT script. Keep at your doctor. Keep the discussion going. Do not give up. Find new doctors if they refuse. \\n >\\\"You can get what you want. Never sell out. Don't break. Don't weaken. Don't let the kindness of strangers be your salvation, for it is no salvation at all. Unless you sleep alone, you sleep with the enemy. Never come out of the storm\\\".\\nMr. Henry Rollins\\n\\nPost: First time poster in /r/Testosterone. \\n I'd just like to start with saying how great I think that this sub is becoming. Props to /u/iPUNCH and /u/kevinchem for running a tight ship. It's not public knowledge, but these two guys have done a lot ton of work to streamline TRT information across the greater Reddit community. Bro-science is a resilient enemy. \\n Anyhow, on to my update. A while ago, I, partially, came out to my doctor about my AAS use. I only disclosed that I had been self administering TRT due to low Test scores and his refusal to medicate. \\n Here's the original: [[Long] The Doctor Talk.]( \\n Since then, I've kept bringing it up. \\n \\n I've explained to him that I'd like to not have to self treat illegally. After all, I have a family; jail due to a medical issue is not a fun idea. \\n I've explained that my dose is not consistent or known because I'm using UGL gear. \\n I've explained that I'm afraid to do full yearly blood panels b/c I'll show no LH or FSH. \\n I've explained that I'm not going back to life with low Test. It's bad for me, it's bad for my family, and I just don't want to live like that. \\n \\n So, what was his big concern? Fucking PSA. P. Fucking. S. Fucking. A. He's still a fan. So, I showed him the [cancer.org study]( showing that the test leads to over-treatment while saving no lives. \\n Well, it's the only way he's going to cough up the script. So, I let him take PSA. 1.4, 1.74, 1.71 over the course of six or so months. After that last one, he decides to \\\"consult with a urologist\\\" (which I don't think he did). \\n Talked to him yesterday and BOOM. He's giving me TRT so long as my PSA stays cool. I'll keep working with him on PSA b/c fuck that test. I'm not into over-treatment. \\n Here's the kick: Prescribed 300mg Test C / week. Mini-blast! I'm only going to roll 200mg / ml on cruise so that my numbers maintain physiologic levels and he doesn't cut the script.\",\n \"Summary: The only way that we get good quality content is for it to be posted and promoted by the community. The content in /r/steroids, that is within the rules of the community, is left for the community to judge. Exercise your capability to vote.\\n\\nPost: Hello everyone, \\n Please find below some clarification on community responsibilities and content quality . \\n Community Responsibility \\n Building a great community takes effort from everyone involved. The moderation team creates the framework in which the members of the community operate, however, we cannot do everything. Community members have the following responsibilities. \\n \\n Post and promote (up vote) high quality content. \\n Post any lower quality content to the [Forum] threads, demote (down vote) topics that are low quality. \\n Use the report button and message the moderators for posts that break community rules. \\n Give back to the community, at least, in proportion to what you take from the community. \\n Help dispel bro-science with real science whenever possible. \\n Have fun, deescalate drama, and make friends. \\n Stay safe. \\n \\n What is low quality content? \\n The following attributes usually describe low quality content. \\n \\n Does the topic have a simple answer or is it a yes / no question? \\n Does the topic have a greater appeal than to just yourself or a few people? \\n Is the topic a \\\"beginner question\\\" and has, more than likely, already been answered in a 2+ year old forum? \\n Is the topic in the wiki? \\n Is an answer to the topic easily findable by searching /r/steroids? \\n Are you new to AAS and haven't used our [Forum] thread to ask your first 5-10 questions? Probably low quality content. \\n Is the topic about your AI, ester switch, cycle review or similar items that have been covered 1,000 times? \\n \\n \\n A few words. \\n Here is what the moderation team does to try and keep content quality high. \\n \\n We disallow people from posting until they have had 90 days of participation in the sub. \\n We remove posts that are easily answered in the wiki. If you provide the person a wiki link that answers their question, report the post and we will remove it. \\n We remove posts that are blatantly low quality and re-direct them to the [Forum] threads. \\n \\n After that, it is up to the community, in line with goal #4, to decide the content that rises to the top, or falls to the bottom. The content popularity / voting system is already in place, use it. \\n Thanks everyone, \\n DL\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":18,"string":"18"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":2095,"string":"2,095"}}},{"rowIdx":2096,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"perhapsanewusername"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post Age doesn't matter as long as both parties are in the same place in their lives"},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I am a 22 year old guy and my ex was 36. I thought it could work out but I ended up just breaking her heart. Her biological clock was ticking and I am still in school, it was basically have children now or never. The problem was that we were in two different places in our lives, and for me to be the person she wanted me to be I would have to give up on the person I want to become. I think it can work, as long as both of you are at the same place in your lives. People in high school, people in college, people working. It is important that you both are going through the same things in your lives otherwise one of you risks making fundamental life decisions based upon something that is not a guarantee."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I am a 22 year old guy and my ex was 36. I thought it could work out but I ended up just breaking her heart. Her biological clock was ticking and I am still in school, it was basically have children now or never. The problem was that we were in two different places in our lives, and for me to be the person she wanted me to be I would have to give up on the person I want to become. I think it can work, as long as both of you are at the same place in your lives. People in high school, people in college, people working. It is important that you both are going through the same things in your lives otherwise one of you risks making fundamental life decisions based upon something that is not a guarantee."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: We perceive and interact with the electron cloud of an atom, which occupies a MUCH larger space. \n EDIT: Miss type on the strike-throughs, sorry about the mistake that was likely quite confusing.\n\nPost: Yes that is absolutely correct. This is a wonderful question, and actually quite an interesting one at that. What we actually see and interact with is the electron clouds, not the atom itself. \n When you sit down on something, for instance, the reason you don't fall straight through it is because of the repulsive forces of the atoms electrons in your ass and the atoms electrons of the chair, respectively. \n When you see something you are looking at photons that are released by the electrons in that object. When the photon comes in from the sun, it hits an electron in an object. That electron receives energy from the photon and gets \"excited\" (it gains potential energy : its internal energy increases when it absorbs the photon). The electron doesn't like being in this \"excited state\" (intuitively, image that at this stage the electron is like a baseball that is at the peak of its trajectory after being thrown upwards by a baseball player). When it \"falls down\", instead of converting that potential energy into kinetic energy, it instead converts that energy into a photon of its own creation, releasing it in a random direction. This photon, if we're lucky, will travel through the air until it strikes a special protein in your eye that is designed to release an electrical signal when a photon strikes it. This electrical signal is processed by your Occipital Bun (a region of your brain) as a visual signal, and you see it.","Summary: If your determination of when a human is a human is based on religious beliefs, it is not ethical, in this country, under these laws, to ascribe that definition to others who are not of the same religious orientation.\n\nPost: I don't think you can really call it murder, it's up the the State to determine what a legal human being is, and do so without any religious intervention. There is a scientific definition of what constitutes a living creature, and until the baby is born, it does not adhere to these criterion. Obviously I am not advocating abortions being okay 2 days before the expected delivery date, but there is a certain point where, if the baby was born prematurely, it has zero chance of living (I'm not sure when this is exactly, but I know that babies have survived that have been months premature).","Summary: Being treated differently only means better or worse if you let it.\n\nPost: I agree with what you are saying, No matter how \"equal\" things will be between the sexes, it will never be okay to hit a woman (I am a guy). Simply because, If I get punched in the face by the average male, I will be fine because I have genetic growth factors that have caused my face to have much more and thicker bone around my jaw and brow. No matter how hard people try, professional sports will never be able to be sexless. There is no reason why being treated differently automatically conveys a disadvantage to one side or another (I realize there is historical precedent that seems to prove me wrong here but I think there are differences).","Summary: lost my virginity to a fat girl during Mardi Gras and disliked it.\n\nPost: That sucks man, I agree with white-bunnies though, you can make that first time whenever you truly want it to be the first time. Its your choice whether or not to ascribe meaning to something. I have a bad one as well. \n I was visiting my friend for Mardi Gras in New Orleans and was passed out on a couch in the middle of the street (just go with it, its NO on Mardi Gras) and I groggily open my eyes to a large pair of breasts in my face. Being a virgin and seeing breasts I thought \"meh, good enough for me\". I got into a cab with her and went to her apartment. She turned out to be quite corpulent and I very much didn't want to lose my virginity to her. I did though and felt absolutely nothing. I was expecting it to be so awesome from what everyone was telling me but it just sucked. I consider my first time as being with my now ex because that was the first time I enjoyed it.","Summary: The wealth of this planet is in organic chemistry that exists nowhere else in the universe. Destroying that would eliminate any need to be here in the first place.\n\nPost: I don't think very likely and here is why: there is literally nothing they could gain from being violent. The sun isn't particularly rich in heavy metals so there is no material gain. Humanity wouldn't pose a threat to a space-faring race with technology to travel light-years so its not safety. The only thing of value that exists on this planet and nowhere else in this Universe is the organic chemistry that makes us all work. If anything, an Alien race would come in and say \"oh dear, extinction is happening quickly because of you guys and you need some help sorting your shit out\". Attempting genocide would likely result in the further extinction of animals and plants and the further reduction of biodiversity so tht would be silly.","Summary: Perhaps it would be more effective to remind her why she trusts you and why she feels safe around you \n EDIT\nCited post:\n\nPost: I think that perhaps the reason why she is feeling physically suck about this relates to a post I saw on Reddit earlier about how Christians (or it might be Catholics, i'm not sure) trust atheists the same amount as rapists. It may seem crazy, but perhaps this is the same to her, mentally, as though you were to tell her that you are a convicted rapist or something. With this in mind, try reminding her who YOU are as a person, remind her why she trusts you and don't necessarily make it about your beliefs.","Summary: Mardi Gras is only as fun as the people you are with.\n\nPost: I visited him at his frat during Mardi Gras (for the second time) in New Orleans and he passed me off to his pledges and didn't hang out with me or anything while we were actually at Mardi Gras (not to mention, when he was hanging out he just treated me like a burden). No joke, I walked by him on the street and said \"hey, where have you been?\" and he just completely ignored me, walked right by. I understand that you don't spend fucking 24/7 with anyone, but when you invite someone who you call your best friend to Mardi Gras I think you're obligated to a bit more than letting them pass out at your place and hang out with 2 kids who they don't know for 4 days. Something very similar happened the first time around and I ended up just drinking alone at a bar the entire time.","Summary: You all completely missed the point, are hypocrites, and it is hilarious. \n EDIT: clarity\n\nPost: After reading all the reactions I have this to say: the problem that you all have of him is a matter of your perception of what he is saying and not at all what he is saying (an obvious thing to say, but let me explain). He is allowed to fully realize his idea for what a perfect pizza is--he is the one making it, selling it, so on. He would be a snob if it wasn't obvious that he is dedicated to his pizza. He admits it earlier in the video \"I don't know how somebody can control all those variables\" (paraphrased). I don't see that as being his problem, but yours. \n In addition, it is clear that you all completely missed the point and are even you are being a little hypocritical when you complain about him not allowing others to be creative. You are completely missing the outlet of his creativity. He has all he needs to be creative in the day-to-day variation in his ingredients. This guy is guilty of one thing, and that is being a perfectionist. He said it himself, every new shipment is different, every piece of buffala cheese, every tomato. Its all different and the variability from specific pizza to specific pizza due to the different ingredients is all the outlet for creativity that he needs. \n I don't know, I think you guys are being ridiculously narrow--minded and hypocritical for attacking him the way you have.","Summary: Much fatter, much taller, maybe radiation resistant OR dead\n\nPost: Civil Engineering student (3rd year) and former genetics major (2 years, enough to know basics) here. \n I'm obviously not 100% certain about this (seeing as I have never attempted to grow trees on the moon). But I would think that the growth rings would be identical. The amount of growth that a tree undergoes is proportional to its energy intake, not the resistance of gravity. What gravity does is put an upper limit on the height of the tree (mostly because of limits imposed by capillary action moving water from ground level to the leaves, but in the case of giant redwoods and other plants that get a derive a portion of their water supply from mist, physical limitations as well). In addition, the properties of the wood itself are, for the most part, based upon its genetics. Granted, there are ways to make a certain wood more or less dense, but you are never going to get balsa to be as dense as ironwood or vice-versa(sorry for using, literally, the most extreme possible example) . \n Little disclaimer here, to my knowledge there has never been a study done on the effects of micro gravity on growth rate so I'm not 100% certain what the effect on the wood itself would be, but for the aforementioned reason the effect probably wouldn't be that great. \n EDIT I should like to note that I am operating under the assumption that for trees with wood of massively varying structural integrity and density, there is a difference in growth rate. I did some reading and I am aware that the relationship cut and dry, but I think for the example I used (balsa vs. ironwood) it is a safe assumption to make. \n What you would have is MUCH taller trees, #1 owing to the greater height water can flow up the capillaries in the tree (xylem), #2 because of the lack of wind and lack of gravity resulting in fewer events that would cause a tree to collapse. \n Over time, you will likely see faster growing trees significantly out competing slower growing ones, resulting in very tall forests comprising of tree species that may be atypical of earth forests. I should note that just because the moon is 1/6 the gravity of the earth, that does not mean forests will be 6 times the height. There is a type of structural failure that is called buckling that is dependent upon something called the slenderness ratio. This implies that the chief limitation on maximum height would be the tree's geometry. Over time, you would have trees that would be MUCH wider and MUCH taller, think Avatar. A real world analogue would be the Redwood forests in northern California, except on steroids. You would likely see the tallest possible trees being giant sequoia's because of their geometry (fat on the bottom thin at the top). \n As for the radiation, I don't think it would have an effect on the tree in the short term, it would pretty much just be a matter of: Is the radiation high enough to kill the tree? IF yes: No tree. IF no: tree. \n If the radiation is high enough to not kill the tree but place a significant metabolic stress on it (due to repairing damage), you would likely have, over time, trees that would be more resistant to radiation damage. \n The reason I say that it is basically yes or no is because of the nature of solar radiation. Assuming ambient solar radiation doesn't kill the tree, a solar flare either would or wouldn't, and if it would it would kill everything. Thus, no tree. \n If the tree could be protected against radiation-- harmful radiation--then there would be no biological advantage imparted by resistance to radiation and it would just be fat and tall. Although growth rate might be effected, one would have to look at a tree core sample at Chernobyl to get an idea. \n Hope this is satisfactory! \n An amusing sidebar, I just spent an hour and a half looking at tree growth rates at 2:00AM and I have a final in 12 hours","Summary: Freshman dating Junior is legit\n\nPost: The rule is if they are in the same phase of life its deemed \"okay\". highschool-highschool: fine, highschool-college: frowned upon, young professional-college: frowned upon, etc. These things change a bit males vs. females and there is some wiggle room but for the most part this is a good general rule of thumb.","Summary: you'd find the same stuff for the same solar system\n\nPost: For the most part, everything that can be found on asteroids can be found on planets. The asteroids contain materials in the same proportions as the solar system (in the case for asteroids formed at the beginning of the solar system) or in the same proportions as the planet of origin.","Summary: Before the modern diet we didn't need modern dental hygiene \n EDIT 1: Spelling \n EDIT 2: So I talked to my mom and apparently the reason people didn't have to worry about their teeth back then is because of a pseudo-shamanistic practice in which they would remove the teeth at birth and replace them with specially carved limestone chips. Apparently there was an entire currency in the mountains of Switzerland that was centered around these tooth-shaped limestone chips. It is theorized that the High-German language (or Swiss German as its colloquially known) is slurred because only the very richest people could afford well fit limestone chips. Thus, the ill-fitting chips would cause pain when spoken and result in an artificial slurring of words and an \"li\" being placed at the ends of some words (this was because often they would need to push the chips back into the tooth-holes while still speaking--go ahead try placing your tongue in such a manner as to mimic placing your tooth back into your tooth sockets). Eventually the language adapted to this slight problem, thus yielding the Swiss German as it is today.\n\nPost: This is actually a really interesting question and I am answering it as a proxy for my mom (currently a doctor but she got her undergrad and masters in cultural anthropology from the University of Chicago and Princeton respectively). Apparently there was a study that looked at the teeth of people in really isolated Swiss villages before refined sugars came along and people had beautiful, straight, white teeth (presumably among the majority of the population, I can't say for sure about every individual). Mainly they were surprised at the complete lack of tooth decay present among this population. Well, the reason the study is interesting is because they came back a few decades later (I am seeing my mom later tonight, I'll get specifics then) and peoples teeth were just as messed up as they are among people in modern society (crooked teeth, gingivitis, tooth decay, etc.) The implication being that before the advent of refined sugars and what we could call the \"modern diet\" the tooth issues we have now really weren't a problem. \n Disclaimer: Before anyone (assuming it is read, which I doubt) goes crazy about sources and stuff, allow me to edit this post in an hour or two after I see my mom and she'll give me more details and the source.","Summary: When you put this in perspective it is freaking incredible \n EDIT: clarity\n\nPost: The greater mass would result in higher surface gravity, but the radius is also larger so that would dampen the effect a good amount (gravity decreases with the square of the distance, but only increases linearly with mass), but nothing too extreme. Definitely nothing that would prevent life from forming (not saying it would be necessarily comfortable). TBH I don't think we know nearly enough to even begin considering whether or not somebody can live there (too many unknowns), what we do know is that liquid water theoretically can exist on the surface. \n No matter how it goes, this is fucking huge . Less than 2 decades ago we were wondering whether or not there are planets around other stars, and now we find 2 that could theoretically contain liquid water on their surface orbiting the same bloody star . A star that, mind you, is the most common type in the universe, and on top of that is only 20 light years away \n To put that in perspective: Lets say the galaxy is shrunk down to the size of a soccer (football for you less imperialistic folks) field/pitch. The groundskeeper says that he heard there are clovers on the pitch, (of course you want your nice field to be all grass... fuck clovers) and wants you to find and pluck them. \n If you were to start in the middle of the pitch, and begin searching for these clovers, that would be the same as finding the first two clovers 2.5 inches (6 centimeters) away from your size 10 (28 for European peeps) shoe, and they both have 4 freaking leaves!! Mind you this is while you have no idea if there are any to begin with! \n **DISCLAIMER: I actually love clovers, just needed to briefly degrade them for the sake of the analogy.","Summary: It is about power, they want to know that they have the power to make you do whatever they want simply for their pleasure. They want to feel like they own part of you.\n\nPost: What I will give you is a really fucked up answer that my friends gave me when they were trying to convince me to do anal with my now ex-GF (Spoiler alert: I didn't do it). I will begin with a story. \n So I was hanging out with 3 of my friends and we were talking about anal, and I casually mention that my then GF had offered to let me do it. I decline because I don't want to (1) wear a condom and (2) put my dick in a shit hole. My friends are flabbergasted.\n\"How could you say no!\"\n\"What the hell is wrong with you!\"\n\"Oh my god!\" \nAll of the generic explanations you could imagine come flying out of their mouths fast and heavy like diarrhea out of a butthole. I simply ask them \n\"Why is it so important? Shit comes out of it, it is an exit only hole\"\nThey respond (after a pause mind you):\n\"Has she done anal with anyone else?\"\n\"Yes, some of her other boyfriends\"\nAnother wave of misplaced consternation follows this statement. After the veritable cacaphony of douchebaggery quiets down I get to the real answer.\n\"It's about conquest, man. You can't let those guys have gone someplace you haven't. They have gotten everything out of her. Somewhere there is a guy who can look at her and say to himself 'Yeah, I had all of that, nothing else to do, nowhere else to go.' You can't say that. How does that make you feel?\" \n \"I don't give a shit\" (or take one hohoho) \n So there you have it, the story of why guys like anal. Why they really like anal.","Summary: Risk game, I got way too into this \n EDIT: spelling\n\nPost: Buy 500 really nice gaming computers and try to play out a massive risk-esque game in which all the battles are played out in real time on Empire Total war. Note that the 500 really nice gaming computers are for the multitude of generals, colonels, field marshals and whatnot (lower ranks are for smaller battles, higher ranks are for larger battles, one gets promoted and demoted based upon record, highest record is field marshal and so on). There are also others that are involved in high-level decision making as to what large scale movements to make and support staff providing all manner of delicious snacks.","Summary: friend-zone is a purgatory from which there can be no escape, good or bad.\n\nPost: Came clean to a friend i liked, she was cracking up uncontrollably, ... didn't want to be friends with her after that. I should note though, if she had just said no I would've been just fine being friends, I just wanted to put it out in the open because I thought she might've felt the same way.","Summary: accidentally discovered how by trying to force myself not to pee while watching the playboy channel\n\nPost: The first time I masturbated was when I was 6 or 7, I found my dad's playboy channel and discovered that I actually really liked what I saw. One of the women who happened to be on it reminded me of the actress played by Tanya Adams from the Red Alert series and it really \"turned me on\" (as much as a 6 or 7 year old can be). I had to pee at the time, but I didn't want to go yet so I reached down and started playing with my penis. Turned out the combination of playing with it and watching the playboy channel made me feel really good. I did so at least once a day every time I was at my dad's house. Eventually, he got rid of the playboy channel. But by this time I had the internet (even though it was dial-up) muahahaha.","Summary: The distinction is for emphasis, in reality the atoms in your body come from many different stars. \n EDIT: for clarity\n\nPost: I think its more of a statistical statement. Multiple supernovas (exploding stars) created the heavy elements in your body. Because there are however many trillion atoms in your body hand, the probability that all of them came from only one of those supernovas is likely pretty close to nil. \n The distinction is between him saying that your left hand comes form star A and your right hand comes from star B versus there are atoms coming from different stars in both hands is just to emphasize the point.","Summary: Its not always black and white \n EDIT: a quick edit, my mom never badmouthed my dad to me and my dad never badmouthed my mom. Their divorce was ugly as hell and lasted 8 years but they never breathed a word about it to us, ever. My dad had visitation and there were never any quarrels about visitation (that I know about).\n\nPost: NO, god no. My parents divorced when I as four because my dad was physically and verbally abusive to me when I was little. When my mom left my dad she effectively ended a long chain of abusive relationships in my family that has gone on literally for generations. My dad is unbelievably fucked up because of his fathers influence, my grandfather was unbelievable fucked up because of my great-grandfathers influence. I don't know if it goes further back then that but it really would not surprise me if it did. \n In divorcing my father and forcing me to look elsewhere for male role models my mom did do some damage to me. The difference is, in so doing she gave me the tools to fix myself, tools that I would not have had were she to stay with him. Yes, I am fucked up (kind of) but I would be so so much more, and have no idea to boot, if she had stayed with him. \n If you can separate yourself from the situation and truly ask yourself: Are my kids better off with us together or apart? Do it, and that is the answer you have. \n A note though, it is never black and white, and likely my situation is different BUT: your children will use the relationships that you and their father are in as their measure of what a normal relationship will be. They will use the way you and their father act as guidelines for what normal behavior is. If you do not want them to see what you have with your husband as being normal, as being okay, if you do not want to see them getting into the same relationships that you have with your husband 20 years from now, then divorce is the better way. \n I'm sorry if that is ambiguous, but a personal example: The only memory I have of my parents being together is them screaming and fighting with each other. I have no happy memories of them together, I have no happy memories of us as a family. I will always be indebted to my mom for divorcing my dad, I will always be indebted to her for allowing me to see what normal is, what normal should be, for allowing her to give me the tools to realize that the life I live, the family I have, the way I treat people I love, is entirely and 100% up to me. My father could have had a wonderful life, he could have had an incredible life with all of us. He chose not to because he didn't know there was a choice to be made. I have mended my relationship with my dad, as has my brother. It is the saddest thing in the world because he realizes now. In talking to him, I realized that he knows what he lost, what he chose not to have. He is 73 now, and I am 22. My mom saved my life when she left my dad, she saved my brothers life and my sisters life, probably her own. I will always be indebted to her, always.","Summary: What separates a black hole from a hard drive? \n EDIT: grammar\n\nPost: Hi all! \n So I was reading a bit about black body radiation (on Wikipedia of course) and, naturally, stumbled upon and began reading about Hawking radiation. So I know that black body emission contains information about the object from whence it came, and that Hawking radiation is supposed to not have said information. Herein lies my main point of confusion: in what way does Hawking radiation not contain information about the black hole? \n I understand that it is dependent upon the few qualities that a black hole possesses: mass, angular momentum, and charge. How does that not convey the information about the black hole? If those are the only things that define the black hole and that information is carried by Hawking radiation then why is this a paradox? \n I know that there are issues with the loss of information about stuff going INTO the black hole (I will have a follow-up to this in a bit), but once its in there, the black hole may be fully defined by its Hawking radiation, no? \n WRT the mess about information loss of matter entering the black hole. Doesn't matter, as it falls into a black hole, appear to hover just on the edge of the event horizon as it is gradually red-shifted out of visibity? Technically wouldn't this mean that all the information that would be carried by normal radiation is sitting at the event horizon and is just too red-shifted to see? It seems to me as though the mass is stripped of its information at the event Horizon, and thus is only defined by the few qualities outlined earlier--meaning that there is no information lost.","Summary: I am hooked. \n Lets hear yours!!\n\nPost: So I was simply balling, huge amounts of gold, lots of successful dwarves, pumping out legendary items like its nobody's business. The first time I have ever really done well. So... I decide that should a siege occur I would like to have a self contained water source. I mined to a river and just missed being able to pull the lever that controls the floodgate in time and drowned the entire fortress. This is just 8 days after the first baby has been born. I should have been pissed but I could not stop laughing. This game is so much fucking fun I cannot believe it."],"string":"[\n \"Summary: We perceive and interact with the electron cloud of an atom, which occupies a MUCH larger space. \\n EDIT: Miss type on the strike-throughs, sorry about the mistake that was likely quite confusing.\\n\\nPost: Yes that is absolutely correct. This is a wonderful question, and actually quite an interesting one at that. What we actually see and interact with is the electron clouds, not the atom itself. \\n When you sit down on something, for instance, the reason you don't fall straight through it is because of the repulsive forces of the atoms electrons in your ass and the atoms electrons of the chair, respectively. \\n When you see something you are looking at photons that are released by the electrons in that object. When the photon comes in from the sun, it hits an electron in an object. That electron receives energy from the photon and gets \\\"excited\\\" (it gains potential energy : its internal energy increases when it absorbs the photon). The electron doesn't like being in this \\\"excited state\\\" (intuitively, image that at this stage the electron is like a baseball that is at the peak of its trajectory after being thrown upwards by a baseball player). When it \\\"falls down\\\", instead of converting that potential energy into kinetic energy, it instead converts that energy into a photon of its own creation, releasing it in a random direction. This photon, if we're lucky, will travel through the air until it strikes a special protein in your eye that is designed to release an electrical signal when a photon strikes it. This electrical signal is processed by your Occipital Bun (a region of your brain) as a visual signal, and you see it.\",\n \"Summary: If your determination of when a human is a human is based on religious beliefs, it is not ethical, in this country, under these laws, to ascribe that definition to others who are not of the same religious orientation.\\n\\nPost: I don't think you can really call it murder, it's up the the State to determine what a legal human being is, and do so without any religious intervention. There is a scientific definition of what constitutes a living creature, and until the baby is born, it does not adhere to these criterion. Obviously I am not advocating abortions being okay 2 days before the expected delivery date, but there is a certain point where, if the baby was born prematurely, it has zero chance of living (I'm not sure when this is exactly, but I know that babies have survived that have been months premature).\",\n \"Summary: Being treated differently only means better or worse if you let it.\\n\\nPost: I agree with what you are saying, No matter how \\\"equal\\\" things will be between the sexes, it will never be okay to hit a woman (I am a guy). Simply because, If I get punched in the face by the average male, I will be fine because I have genetic growth factors that have caused my face to have much more and thicker bone around my jaw and brow. No matter how hard people try, professional sports will never be able to be sexless. There is no reason why being treated differently automatically conveys a disadvantage to one side or another (I realize there is historical precedent that seems to prove me wrong here but I think there are differences).\",\n \"Summary: lost my virginity to a fat girl during Mardi Gras and disliked it.\\n\\nPost: That sucks man, I agree with white-bunnies though, you can make that first time whenever you truly want it to be the first time. Its your choice whether or not to ascribe meaning to something. I have a bad one as well. \\n I was visiting my friend for Mardi Gras in New Orleans and was passed out on a couch in the middle of the street (just go with it, its NO on Mardi Gras) and I groggily open my eyes to a large pair of breasts in my face. Being a virgin and seeing breasts I thought \\\"meh, good enough for me\\\". I got into a cab with her and went to her apartment. She turned out to be quite corpulent and I very much didn't want to lose my virginity to her. I did though and felt absolutely nothing. I was expecting it to be so awesome from what everyone was telling me but it just sucked. I consider my first time as being with my now ex because that was the first time I enjoyed it.\",\n \"Summary: The wealth of this planet is in organic chemistry that exists nowhere else in the universe. Destroying that would eliminate any need to be here in the first place.\\n\\nPost: I don't think very likely and here is why: there is literally nothing they could gain from being violent. The sun isn't particularly rich in heavy metals so there is no material gain. Humanity wouldn't pose a threat to a space-faring race with technology to travel light-years so its not safety. The only thing of value that exists on this planet and nowhere else in this Universe is the organic chemistry that makes us all work. If anything, an Alien race would come in and say \\\"oh dear, extinction is happening quickly because of you guys and you need some help sorting your shit out\\\". Attempting genocide would likely result in the further extinction of animals and plants and the further reduction of biodiversity so tht would be silly.\",\n \"Summary: Perhaps it would be more effective to remind her why she trusts you and why she feels safe around you \\n EDIT\\nCited post:\\n\\nPost: I think that perhaps the reason why she is feeling physically suck about this relates to a post I saw on Reddit earlier about how Christians (or it might be Catholics, i'm not sure) trust atheists the same amount as rapists. It may seem crazy, but perhaps this is the same to her, mentally, as though you were to tell her that you are a convicted rapist or something. With this in mind, try reminding her who YOU are as a person, remind her why she trusts you and don't necessarily make it about your beliefs.\",\n \"Summary: Mardi Gras is only as fun as the people you are with.\\n\\nPost: I visited him at his frat during Mardi Gras (for the second time) in New Orleans and he passed me off to his pledges and didn't hang out with me or anything while we were actually at Mardi Gras (not to mention, when he was hanging out he just treated me like a burden). No joke, I walked by him on the street and said \\\"hey, where have you been?\\\" and he just completely ignored me, walked right by. I understand that you don't spend fucking 24/7 with anyone, but when you invite someone who you call your best friend to Mardi Gras I think you're obligated to a bit more than letting them pass out at your place and hang out with 2 kids who they don't know for 4 days. Something very similar happened the first time around and I ended up just drinking alone at a bar the entire time.\",\n \"Summary: You all completely missed the point, are hypocrites, and it is hilarious. \\n EDIT: clarity\\n\\nPost: After reading all the reactions I have this to say: the problem that you all have of him is a matter of your perception of what he is saying and not at all what he is saying (an obvious thing to say, but let me explain). He is allowed to fully realize his idea for what a perfect pizza is--he is the one making it, selling it, so on. He would be a snob if it wasn't obvious that he is dedicated to his pizza. He admits it earlier in the video \\\"I don't know how somebody can control all those variables\\\" (paraphrased). I don't see that as being his problem, but yours. \\n In addition, it is clear that you all completely missed the point and are even you are being a little hypocritical when you complain about him not allowing others to be creative. You are completely missing the outlet of his creativity. He has all he needs to be creative in the day-to-day variation in his ingredients. This guy is guilty of one thing, and that is being a perfectionist. He said it himself, every new shipment is different, every piece of buffala cheese, every tomato. Its all different and the variability from specific pizza to specific pizza due to the different ingredients is all the outlet for creativity that he needs. \\n I don't know, I think you guys are being ridiculously narrow--minded and hypocritical for attacking him the way you have.\",\n \"Summary: Much fatter, much taller, maybe radiation resistant OR dead\\n\\nPost: Civil Engineering student (3rd year) and former genetics major (2 years, enough to know basics) here. \\n I'm obviously not 100% certain about this (seeing as I have never attempted to grow trees on the moon). But I would think that the growth rings would be identical. The amount of growth that a tree undergoes is proportional to its energy intake, not the resistance of gravity. What gravity does is put an upper limit on the height of the tree (mostly because of limits imposed by capillary action moving water from ground level to the leaves, but in the case of giant redwoods and other plants that get a derive a portion of their water supply from mist, physical limitations as well). In addition, the properties of the wood itself are, for the most part, based upon its genetics. Granted, there are ways to make a certain wood more or less dense, but you are never going to get balsa to be as dense as ironwood or vice-versa(sorry for using, literally, the most extreme possible example) . \\n Little disclaimer here, to my knowledge there has never been a study done on the effects of micro gravity on growth rate so I'm not 100% certain what the effect on the wood itself would be, but for the aforementioned reason the effect probably wouldn't be that great. \\n EDIT I should like to note that I am operating under the assumption that for trees with wood of massively varying structural integrity and density, there is a difference in growth rate. I did some reading and I am aware that the relationship cut and dry, but I think for the example I used (balsa vs. ironwood) it is a safe assumption to make. \\n What you would have is MUCH taller trees, #1 owing to the greater height water can flow up the capillaries in the tree (xylem), #2 because of the lack of wind and lack of gravity resulting in fewer events that would cause a tree to collapse. \\n Over time, you will likely see faster growing trees significantly out competing slower growing ones, resulting in very tall forests comprising of tree species that may be atypical of earth forests. I should note that just because the moon is 1/6 the gravity of the earth, that does not mean forests will be 6 times the height. There is a type of structural failure that is called buckling that is dependent upon something called the slenderness ratio. This implies that the chief limitation on maximum height would be the tree's geometry. Over time, you would have trees that would be MUCH wider and MUCH taller, think Avatar. A real world analogue would be the Redwood forests in northern California, except on steroids. You would likely see the tallest possible trees being giant sequoia's because of their geometry (fat on the bottom thin at the top). \\n As for the radiation, I don't think it would have an effect on the tree in the short term, it would pretty much just be a matter of: Is the radiation high enough to kill the tree? IF yes: No tree. IF no: tree. \\n If the radiation is high enough to not kill the tree but place a significant metabolic stress on it (due to repairing damage), you would likely have, over time, trees that would be more resistant to radiation damage. \\n The reason I say that it is basically yes or no is because of the nature of solar radiation. Assuming ambient solar radiation doesn't kill the tree, a solar flare either would or wouldn't, and if it would it would kill everything. Thus, no tree. \\n If the tree could be protected against radiation-- harmful radiation--then there would be no biological advantage imparted by resistance to radiation and it would just be fat and tall. Although growth rate might be effected, one would have to look at a tree core sample at Chernobyl to get an idea. \\n Hope this is satisfactory! \\n An amusing sidebar, I just spent an hour and a half looking at tree growth rates at 2:00AM and I have a final in 12 hours\",\n \"Summary: Freshman dating Junior is legit\\n\\nPost: The rule is if they are in the same phase of life its deemed \\\"okay\\\". highschool-highschool: fine, highschool-college: frowned upon, young professional-college: frowned upon, etc. These things change a bit males vs. females and there is some wiggle room but for the most part this is a good general rule of thumb.\",\n \"Summary: you'd find the same stuff for the same solar system\\n\\nPost: For the most part, everything that can be found on asteroids can be found on planets. The asteroids contain materials in the same proportions as the solar system (in the case for asteroids formed at the beginning of the solar system) or in the same proportions as the planet of origin.\",\n \"Summary: Before the modern diet we didn't need modern dental hygiene \\n EDIT 1: Spelling \\n EDIT 2: So I talked to my mom and apparently the reason people didn't have to worry about their teeth back then is because of a pseudo-shamanistic practice in which they would remove the teeth at birth and replace them with specially carved limestone chips. Apparently there was an entire currency in the mountains of Switzerland that was centered around these tooth-shaped limestone chips. It is theorized that the High-German language (or Swiss German as its colloquially known) is slurred because only the very richest people could afford well fit limestone chips. Thus, the ill-fitting chips would cause pain when spoken and result in an artificial slurring of words and an \\\"li\\\" being placed at the ends of some words (this was because often they would need to push the chips back into the tooth-holes while still speaking--go ahead try placing your tongue in such a manner as to mimic placing your tooth back into your tooth sockets). Eventually the language adapted to this slight problem, thus yielding the Swiss German as it is today.\\n\\nPost: This is actually a really interesting question and I am answering it as a proxy for my mom (currently a doctor but she got her undergrad and masters in cultural anthropology from the University of Chicago and Princeton respectively). Apparently there was a study that looked at the teeth of people in really isolated Swiss villages before refined sugars came along and people had beautiful, straight, white teeth (presumably among the majority of the population, I can't say for sure about every individual). Mainly they were surprised at the complete lack of tooth decay present among this population. Well, the reason the study is interesting is because they came back a few decades later (I am seeing my mom later tonight, I'll get specifics then) and peoples teeth were just as messed up as they are among people in modern society (crooked teeth, gingivitis, tooth decay, etc.) The implication being that before the advent of refined sugars and what we could call the \\\"modern diet\\\" the tooth issues we have now really weren't a problem. \\n Disclaimer: Before anyone (assuming it is read, which I doubt) goes crazy about sources and stuff, allow me to edit this post in an hour or two after I see my mom and she'll give me more details and the source.\",\n \"Summary: When you put this in perspective it is freaking incredible \\n EDIT: clarity\\n\\nPost: The greater mass would result in higher surface gravity, but the radius is also larger so that would dampen the effect a good amount (gravity decreases with the square of the distance, but only increases linearly with mass), but nothing too extreme. Definitely nothing that would prevent life from forming (not saying it would be necessarily comfortable). TBH I don't think we know nearly enough to even begin considering whether or not somebody can live there (too many unknowns), what we do know is that liquid water theoretically can exist on the surface. \\n No matter how it goes, this is fucking huge . Less than 2 decades ago we were wondering whether or not there are planets around other stars, and now we find 2 that could theoretically contain liquid water on their surface orbiting the same bloody star . A star that, mind you, is the most common type in the universe, and on top of that is only 20 light years away \\n To put that in perspective: Lets say the galaxy is shrunk down to the size of a soccer (football for you less imperialistic folks) field/pitch. The groundskeeper says that he heard there are clovers on the pitch, (of course you want your nice field to be all grass... fuck clovers) and wants you to find and pluck them. \\n If you were to start in the middle of the pitch, and begin searching for these clovers, that would be the same as finding the first two clovers 2.5 inches (6 centimeters) away from your size 10 (28 for European peeps) shoe, and they both have 4 freaking leaves!! Mind you this is while you have no idea if there are any to begin with! \\n **DISCLAIMER: I actually love clovers, just needed to briefly degrade them for the sake of the analogy.\",\n \"Summary: It is about power, they want to know that they have the power to make you do whatever they want simply for their pleasure. They want to feel like they own part of you.\\n\\nPost: What I will give you is a really fucked up answer that my friends gave me when they were trying to convince me to do anal with my now ex-GF (Spoiler alert: I didn't do it). I will begin with a story. \\n So I was hanging out with 3 of my friends and we were talking about anal, and I casually mention that my then GF had offered to let me do it. I decline because I don't want to (1) wear a condom and (2) put my dick in a shit hole. My friends are flabbergasted.\\n\\\"How could you say no!\\\"\\n\\\"What the hell is wrong with you!\\\"\\n\\\"Oh my god!\\\" \\nAll of the generic explanations you could imagine come flying out of their mouths fast and heavy like diarrhea out of a butthole. I simply ask them \\n\\\"Why is it so important? Shit comes out of it, it is an exit only hole\\\"\\nThey respond (after a pause mind you):\\n\\\"Has she done anal with anyone else?\\\"\\n\\\"Yes, some of her other boyfriends\\\"\\nAnother wave of misplaced consternation follows this statement. After the veritable cacaphony of douchebaggery quiets down I get to the real answer.\\n\\\"It's about conquest, man. You can't let those guys have gone someplace you haven't. They have gotten everything out of her. Somewhere there is a guy who can look at her and say to himself 'Yeah, I had all of that, nothing else to do, nowhere else to go.' You can't say that. How does that make you feel?\\\" \\n \\\"I don't give a shit\\\" (or take one hohoho) \\n So there you have it, the story of why guys like anal. Why they really like anal.\",\n \"Summary: Risk game, I got way too into this \\n EDIT: spelling\\n\\nPost: Buy 500 really nice gaming computers and try to play out a massive risk-esque game in which all the battles are played out in real time on Empire Total war. Note that the 500 really nice gaming computers are for the multitude of generals, colonels, field marshals and whatnot (lower ranks are for smaller battles, higher ranks are for larger battles, one gets promoted and demoted based upon record, highest record is field marshal and so on). There are also others that are involved in high-level decision making as to what large scale movements to make and support staff providing all manner of delicious snacks.\",\n \"Summary: friend-zone is a purgatory from which there can be no escape, good or bad.\\n\\nPost: Came clean to a friend i liked, she was cracking up uncontrollably, ... didn't want to be friends with her after that. I should note though, if she had just said no I would've been just fine being friends, I just wanted to put it out in the open because I thought she might've felt the same way.\",\n \"Summary: accidentally discovered how by trying to force myself not to pee while watching the playboy channel\\n\\nPost: The first time I masturbated was when I was 6 or 7, I found my dad's playboy channel and discovered that I actually really liked what I saw. One of the women who happened to be on it reminded me of the actress played by Tanya Adams from the Red Alert series and it really \\\"turned me on\\\" (as much as a 6 or 7 year old can be). I had to pee at the time, but I didn't want to go yet so I reached down and started playing with my penis. Turned out the combination of playing with it and watching the playboy channel made me feel really good. I did so at least once a day every time I was at my dad's house. Eventually, he got rid of the playboy channel. But by this time I had the internet (even though it was dial-up) muahahaha.\",\n \"Summary: The distinction is for emphasis, in reality the atoms in your body come from many different stars. \\n EDIT: for clarity\\n\\nPost: I think its more of a statistical statement. Multiple supernovas (exploding stars) created the heavy elements in your body. Because there are however many trillion atoms in your body hand, the probability that all of them came from only one of those supernovas is likely pretty close to nil. \\n The distinction is between him saying that your left hand comes form star A and your right hand comes from star B versus there are atoms coming from different stars in both hands is just to emphasize the point.\",\n \"Summary: Its not always black and white \\n EDIT: a quick edit, my mom never badmouthed my dad to me and my dad never badmouthed my mom. Their divorce was ugly as hell and lasted 8 years but they never breathed a word about it to us, ever. My dad had visitation and there were never any quarrels about visitation (that I know about).\\n\\nPost: NO, god no. My parents divorced when I as four because my dad was physically and verbally abusive to me when I was little. When my mom left my dad she effectively ended a long chain of abusive relationships in my family that has gone on literally for generations. My dad is unbelievably fucked up because of his fathers influence, my grandfather was unbelievable fucked up because of my great-grandfathers influence. I don't know if it goes further back then that but it really would not surprise me if it did. \\n In divorcing my father and forcing me to look elsewhere for male role models my mom did do some damage to me. The difference is, in so doing she gave me the tools to fix myself, tools that I would not have had were she to stay with him. Yes, I am fucked up (kind of) but I would be so so much more, and have no idea to boot, if she had stayed with him. \\n If you can separate yourself from the situation and truly ask yourself: Are my kids better off with us together or apart? Do it, and that is the answer you have. \\n A note though, it is never black and white, and likely my situation is different BUT: your children will use the relationships that you and their father are in as their measure of what a normal relationship will be. They will use the way you and their father act as guidelines for what normal behavior is. If you do not want them to see what you have with your husband as being normal, as being okay, if you do not want to see them getting into the same relationships that you have with your husband 20 years from now, then divorce is the better way. \\n I'm sorry if that is ambiguous, but a personal example: The only memory I have of my parents being together is them screaming and fighting with each other. I have no happy memories of them together, I have no happy memories of us as a family. I will always be indebted to my mom for divorcing my dad, I will always be indebted to her for allowing me to see what normal is, what normal should be, for allowing her to give me the tools to realize that the life I live, the family I have, the way I treat people I love, is entirely and 100% up to me. My father could have had a wonderful life, he could have had an incredible life with all of us. He chose not to because he didn't know there was a choice to be made. I have mended my relationship with my dad, as has my brother. It is the saddest thing in the world because he realizes now. In talking to him, I realized that he knows what he lost, what he chose not to have. He is 73 now, and I am 22. My mom saved my life when she left my dad, she saved my brothers life and my sisters life, probably her own. I will always be indebted to her, always.\",\n \"Summary: What separates a black hole from a hard drive? \\n EDIT: grammar\\n\\nPost: Hi all! \\n So I was reading a bit about black body radiation (on Wikipedia of course) and, naturally, stumbled upon and began reading about Hawking radiation. So I know that black body emission contains information about the object from whence it came, and that Hawking radiation is supposed to not have said information. Herein lies my main point of confusion: in what way does Hawking radiation not contain information about the black hole? \\n I understand that it is dependent upon the few qualities that a black hole possesses: mass, angular momentum, and charge. How does that not convey the information about the black hole? If those are the only things that define the black hole and that information is carried by Hawking radiation then why is this a paradox? \\n I know that there are issues with the loss of information about stuff going INTO the black hole (I will have a follow-up to this in a bit), but once its in there, the black hole may be fully defined by its Hawking radiation, no? \\n WRT the mess about information loss of matter entering the black hole. Doesn't matter, as it falls into a black hole, appear to hover just on the edge of the event horizon as it is gradually red-shifted out of visibity? Technically wouldn't this mean that all the information that would be carried by normal radiation is sitting at the event horizon and is just too red-shifted to see? It seems to me as though the mass is stripped of its information at the event Horizon, and thus is only defined by the few qualities outlined earlier--meaning that there is no information lost.\",\n \"Summary: I am hooked. \\n Lets hear yours!!\\n\\nPost: So I was simply balling, huge amounts of gold, lots of successful dwarves, pumping out legendary items like its nobody's business. The first time I have ever really done well. So... I decide that should a siege occur I would like to have a self contained water source. I mined to a river and just missed being able to pull the lever that controls the floodgate in time and drowned the entire fortress. This is just 8 days after the first baby has been born. I should have been pissed but I could not stop laughing. This game is so much fucking fun I cannot believe it.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":21,"string":"21"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":2096,"string":"2,096"}}},{"rowIdx":2097,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"jspliff1"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post Imo, Nofap is there to improve yourself physically, mentally and spiritually. \n JS1 SS"},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"While I'm here, I just thought I should share how everything is going. I've made it to 194 days to be exact and I feel amazing. Everything is good, it's nice to know that I have control over myself and not my urges. I was going to wait til 365 because well, rocket ship but I figured I'm on here now and want to remind myself as well as you all how good this has been for me. \n When I first started nofap it wasn't too too hard to go on a streak (I had like 3 90 days that I broke) it's all about your mentality and what you stand to gain. Really what you gain is confidence and clarity, a certain edge on your fellow man that at least in this aspect you have more control than they do. You are not subject to the harems of your fantasy. \n Life is about finding what you are passionate about. \n The Backstory: \n When I first started I was unemployed, sitting on a friend's couch, blazing, doing drugs, etc. pretty much wasting my life. My main goal was women, at least do this to get some kind of confidence to talk to them. After 90 days, it worked, but when I hit that marker I plateaued. I thought what's the point now? \n The point was that those few moments you spend fapping is not worth the day or days after of regret and 'mind fog' you receive. My goals have changed, I take myself seriously now. I am as confident as I want to be and can do whatever I want to do. I am not perfect but I am working on it. Nofap has been the catalyst to me taking control of my life. It has been a long road filled with addiction and set backs but I have finally overcome my own demons."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"While I'm here, I just thought I should share how everything is going. I've made it to 194 days to be exact and I feel amazing. Everything is good, it's nice to know that I have control over myself and not my urges. I was going to wait til 365 because well, rocket ship but I figured I'm on here now and want to remind myself as well as you all how good this has been for me. \n When I first started nofap it wasn't too too hard to go on a streak (I had like 3 90 days that I broke) it's all about your mentality and what you stand to gain. Really what you gain is confidence and clarity, a certain edge on your fellow man that at least in this aspect you have more control than they do. You are not subject to the harems of your fantasy. \n Life is about finding what you are passionate about. \n The Backstory: \n When I first started I was unemployed, sitting on a friend's couch, blazing, doing drugs, etc. pretty much wasting my life. My main goal was women, at least do this to get some kind of confidence to talk to them. After 90 days, it worked, but when I hit that marker I plateaued. I thought what's the point now? \n The point was that those few moments you spend fapping is not worth the day or days after of regret and 'mind fog' you receive. My goals have changed, I take myself seriously now. I am as confident as I want to be and can do whatever I want to do. I am not perfect but I am working on it. Nofap has been the catalyst to me taking control of my life. It has been a long road filled with addiction and set backs but I have finally overcome my own demons."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: Lost 15g and my phone, oh well.\n\nPost: my story. \n I had a random call, asking to pick like 8gs, saying they were friends of a friend, also saying my friend chinced him. So I meet him the next day, but only had like 5g and said, hey I'll sell it to you for 30$. We were doing this in a washroom, so we leave the establishment and as we do so, they ask if they can use my phone (iphone 4) I say of course. \n We proceed to find an alley, somewhere discreet and one of the guys (two of them) say, hey look over there, do you see anything? I peer over and he grabs me and tells me I'm being robbed. \n Fast forward a few days, going to sell 10gs, go meet some dude in a parking lot, he asks if they can see the weed, I'm like hell yeah, it's dank shit, here ya go buddy. Person looks at it and says \"thanks faggot\" and drives off.","Summary: EDIT: Eventually you learn there's more to life than drugs and just trying to please yourself. Your actions don't just effect you but everyone around you. (the people closest to you that care about you, and yes they do care)\n\nPost: Ask away! Well really I had done most of it. It was more of I wanted to experience it than anything. This point in time though I was doing acid quite a bit, shrooms and weed with tobacco. To be honest, having one really bad trip on shrooms was enough for me. I realized a lot and was very grateful to be alive. I felt as if I had lost my mind and just wanted it to be over. I begged and pleaded with myself for it to stop. Eventually it did but I felt disgusted, terrible, lower than low. I was left in tears and I was just staring into space. I kept blazing a bit after that but eventually I stopped too because my lungs really started hurting. For me, I had to learn the hard way. Knowing that I was killing myself, hiding from my family, running away from my problems was enough to help me quit. \n I found renewed joy in life because I truly was grateful that my mind didn't break or that I had OD'd or whatever. I knew that the path I was traveling on was just a dead end and pretty soon any time I got high I became paranoid and it wasn't fun, it was a lot more concern than what it was worth. \n Like everything it took some time. But really I quit because I had to treat myself better. That was not the life I wanted and well, I had gotten everything I had wanted from it. My journey with drugs was over and my life was just beginning. I don't drink anymore as well (I drank last week but it's the last of my vices) because when I do something I tend to be quite extreme and with drugs, quite destructive.","Summary: Yes, people can really be that greedy.\n\nPost: I think the gun was empty. I deal too, the worst I had were two incidents that happened closely to each other. \n Sell to one guy I don't know (already a mistake) he says he got my number off a good friend, says he got ripped off last time. Okay, I meet him the next day at a Tim's by my house. We meet in the washroom, two tall black dudes, one goes in the stall with me to watch me weigh the weed (I should've hell no'd the fuck other off there). They wanted a half ounce, I only had like 4.2, I say I can sell it for 30$ because I'm trying to hook them up from last time. We leave the store, guy asks if he can use my phone (cracked iphone) even though I knew he had his own, still trusting I comply. We walk a bit and into an alley, they talk and eventually one says \"Let's take flight\" I'm like what and the other guy says hey look over there. I do, he grabs my head, has me in a hold and I just say \"take it\" so they tell me to walk away, I have only my bag left and my vape and a g which I go to blaze somewhere. \n Fast forward a month or so, am with friends, they get a text from a friend of their friend's (or someone claiming to know them). They want a half, I say I have that and then go to meet them, I already have a bad feeling but whatever a sale's a sale, I can't get jacked twice can I? Meet a car in a parking lot with four people in it. Person on passenger side says, \"Is it good weed, can I see it?\" I say yeah (rookie mistake) and then he holds onto it while the car drives away and he says \"Peace faggot\".","Summary: Almost died, didn't.\n\nPost: Well. Me and my friends blazed up, thought it was a good idea to climb a school (15-20ft high) my friends made it up pretty easily, I was having trouble on the other hand. My friend gave me a hand up and I was ecstatic. I started yelling \"YEAHHHHHH\" and I started running in joy. \n Did I mention I was on a roof? \n I fell to the side of this little building in between another building, the space was slightly wider than I was. I remember yelling, then, THUD.\nMy friend remembers saying my name and reaching out as I fell. I landed on my stomach and hands on gravel. The only thing I bruised was my fingernails slightly.","Summary: Dude, read it.\n\nPost: I am afraid sir, that this dinosaur is miscategorized, a common thing in the paleontological scene. What you have here is not in fact cannibisaur but potheadasaur, similar to the untrained eye but very different. \n Cannibisaur, binomial nomenclature Tetrahydra Cannibusius was once a mighty dinosaur which mainly inhabited the lands of Indica and Sativa. The terrain to which this dinosaur is accustomed to consisted of rich and luscious vegetation, which also was its primary diet. Cannibisaur was gifted in recognizing exactly which herbs to consume. The herbs that other dinosaurs considered poisonous and dangerous were actually found to be dank and smooth. There were also badass volcanoes and shit in the region. \n Cannibisaur was not a dumb dinosaur, no, it is in fact believed to be ahead of its species as it was the only informed dinosaur in the nation. The size and stature of the cannibisaur matches that of the potheadasaur, which would explain the miscategorization but their habits differed substantially. \n While Potheadasaur smoked itself out of extinction, the mighty cannibisaur used marijuana to heal and educate the world. It limited its use of the herb as to not fall prey to any of its properties. It used the dankest weed in the land sparingly to enhance life. Cannibisaur was able to recognize everything should be used in moderation, quite a feat that surpasses even the animals of today's time. Cannibisaur ruled the land and was a very prosperous species, the real reason of extinction? The same reason all the other dinosaurs died, not any unique death as portrayed by the above illustration. Overdose is out of the question as Cannibisaur would have had to have smoked its own body weight in weed and approximately a ton of weed is quite the session for any one dinosaur. No, any close resemblances of weed overdose for this dinosaur would result in Cannibisaur lulling to sleep and then experiencing great slumber in which it would dream of lands far off and of people that digital rendezvous in which mighty members join together to talk about marijuana.","Summary: Chill\n\nPost: Other title: Rules of 10. \n You guys, I've just noticed that it's pretty judging and condescending of us to belittle people that use [10] and whatnot. \n I mean, instead of being like, no way were you that high, only I have been that high, you lying blah blah blah :( \n We should be more like, that's cool dude, You might not be lying and I'm cool with that. I'm just glad that ur high and all like me, we shouldn't try and hurt each other and judge. We shouldn't strictly blam people when they don't necessarily follow the scale or the rules or what not. We're not following 'rules' or at least the law by being high, or for some of us at least.","Summary: Be original\n\nPost: Hey r/trees. \n I'm going to discuss my thoughts on reposts. Now, it's not that much of a big deal, I mean, hey it was funny before why not a second time? \n Well, that's just karma for posting a picture you've seen before and claiming it's your own and trees should be more original. But, if that's what you want then go ahead and wait a month, repost everything from last month and roll in the karma. \n It's just not original and it's boring seeing the same thing over and over. I come to r/trees to look at trees and cool things like the rest of us but it isn't that fun when you've already seen everything. It's pretty much like watching the comedy channel and all they do is show re-runs.","Summary: Just a fapstronaut ranting\n\nPost: I recently read a post a while back that stated someone tried this sub but then left shortly due to its cult like persona. \n This is probably the only sub I post in and I've been a member for quite some time. The qualms I've seen in my time are what I just said as well as the lack of support for new comers. There seems to be a disconnect between the participants and I want to alleviate it as best I can. \n We should all be helping each other, never taking away from one another. This is a sub for people that made a change in their life and that want to live a better existence than how they started it. Most people, myself included pop in every now and then and say hi, in my opinion, it is the best way. The state of boredom, the familiarity of chilling with a laptop. Breaking the cycle, breaking the pattern, makes breaking the habit that much easier. \n To each their own, there is no set rules, just guidelines. It's also not about complete abstinence, it's about recovering naturally. It's about rewiring the brain to the original blessed state it once was.","Summary: Rant.\n\nPost: Hello there, \n Before you congratulate me there's something you gotta know. I don't feel like a hero, nor a champion, nor that I have done any good. I will spare you the details of my life and tell you today I have made a choice to stop. Not this journey, but the rest of my vices. I have had the crutches of other drugs to sedate me and give me that dopamine I wanted. Sure, I am better in some aspects but probably not the way I should be. \n I gave up on a lot of things, I went back to juvenile tactics of running away from my problems instead of facing them. Instead of finding my fix with fake pictures, I went to the world and had fun for a night or whatever, but I'm done. I've fucked up. I'm tired of lying to myself, not being responsible and shit. I'm going to man the fuck up and quit the bull shit. No more sedation, drugs, addictions, vices. It's time to be the man I always wanted to be. I have a lot I have to fix, I've been up and down with it, as my mood has changed but I never fully fixed my problems. Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up in case you haven't noticed but just beating myself up over it and nothing doing anything is essentially wasting away in my room, looking at pictures on the internet. \n I'm going to have to love myself first before I can accept dating again, maybe I'll get lucky and she'll find me but I have to find security. If I don't like myself, why would anyone else? \n It's all about understanding consequences and owning up to them. I've gone on long enough not really caring and just letting things happen but only dead fish swim with the stream. I'm a goddamn king fisher racing upstream to mate and conquer the world.","Summary: First long lucid dream, can't wait for the next. \n edit: I stopped smoking weed straight for 5 days... Lucid dream\n\nPost: So before the Lucid dream I had a semi lucid dream where I was in control but I didn't know 100% that it was a dream. I was the black Power Ranger and I was trying to assemble my team. \n I woke up at 12 and then back to bed so the technique I used was WBTB, something I've used quite often to just dream but never to lucid dream. I'm chilling on a bank of a river when some gay black guy starts hitting on me. I'm creeped out and try to hide in some holes by a school. Some guy tells me I can't do that I apologize and then enter the school, where my friend Kody hands me 3 tabs of acid and a fortune from a fortune cookie. I take the acid and taste that it's real and then I go back out to Kody where he is smoking with some other people, one I know and the rest random and we head back into school. \n He sits down and his desk breaks and the teacher starts laughing at him (I didn't like this teacher in high school) so I start laughing harder than she does to divert her insult. They're doing a test in which my friend only gets like 1 right and I remember thinking that I don't remember any of this at school. I've pretty much been in control of my actions but I'm not sure if it's a dream so I do the nose RC. I hold my hands to my nose and breathe, yup, it's a dream. My teacher's desk then breaks and I mock her as she did my friend. I start to walk out of the class before a brown girl says \"I could kiss you!\" (presumably for what I did to the teacher) in which I kiss her. \n We hold hands and meet her friend who is slightly more attractive (I'm aware that it's a dream and that everyone is a possible candidate but I don't so far as to demand sex or force them) I rest on her friend's leg and we start smoking a joint, it is at this point that my dream starts breaking up. I'm losing the visual but I keep talking and use their voices to bring me back. I tell them I'm good on the joint but I do wake up. \n I adjust my position and try to get back into the same dream. It worked, except time has advanced just like in real life. I am in my friend's car (mine in the dream) and so I exit and look for a washroom, trying to avoid people, I piss somewhere and wipe my hands on a paper towel. I find the girls again, in which the brown one says she says good news and bad news the bad news is that I did 3 tabs of acid, that's why I lost consciousness like that. The good news I kind of forget but I presume it was I would be fine. The dream ends. \n I wake up, I have to use the washroom but I'm more worried about the dream. A lot of new questions show themselves. Like, who was the dream me like all these years? Do they know they're in a dream? I don't want to leave them... I had a bit of melancholy when I woke up but I've seen others with similar problems. I shouldn't look forward to the dream world more so than the real one. Thanks for reading, I just really wanted to share, I'm very ecstatic that it happened.","Summary: Never leave your Fate in the hands of those you can't trust.\n\nPost: I have a bong named Fate and quite some time ago I bought a new perc for it. I left it at a friend's for safe keeping but safety was not kept. First my bowl broke then my cheech perc broke. I was a sad ent for a while, at first I was mad at them, how could this happen. I questioned myself for even leaving it over but in the end I knew negativity would not bring it back. \n Fast forward a bit to the present day and I am a very blazed ent. My other friend gave me money to buy a pipe because his broke and I also bought a new bowl for Fate. I'm at a comfy [ahas] for as high as. Telling stories is harder than I thought it would be.","Summary: lost my stuff, i'm gonna find it man!\n\nPost: My frients. I lost my wallet and lap top the other day. I went to the gym, put it in a locker and played some bball. The weird thing is, a while into it I went to go blaze. When me and my friends were leaving, I couldn't find my bag or pants. But, my jacket, which i had put into a different locker, still unlocked, was still there.","Summary: check yoself befo you wreck yoself thanks\n\nPost: Despite of all the bull shit and drama in my life, I'd like to take a moment to just thank you and the community for being there. Thank you for being a place where I can chill out from a 0-10 and still find enjoyment and peace, if only for a while. \n We all have shit going on and sometimes when that happens that's all we can focus on. Negative bull shit. I'm simply taking a moment to look at the positive and be thankful for the little things like trees or ents.","Summary: it's like if you played a game, were sent straight to the boss with all the items but no idea of the story or what to do.\n\nPost: It's that fix, that feeling that we crave. We get so low and since we're used to the super high of porn we crave it to feel normal. Even if everything around you is collapsing, for those few moments we can escape in pixel bliss. \n My name is John, I read a story here by another guy so I thought I'd give it a go. I've done a lot of drugs, wasted a lot of time. My highest streak on Nofap was 200 days but lately I've been weak. It's easy when you have a routine and you have productive hobbies/habits, otherwise it's destructive. \n I have an addictive personality, I tend to go to the extreme with anything, pretty much anything to feel that excess high I once felt. Be it drinking with coworkers or surfing the web. I've come to realize that anything we choose to do has its consequences. We must identify with our best self. \n In this I mean, if you're quitting smoking, you're a non smoker, smoking is just not an option. Likewise, if you're on Nofap identify as someone PMO free, or whatever positive quality you want to associate it with. I'm also a virgin so my only real idea of sex comes from these videos. There's now a lot of fear and shame in regards to my sexuality vs the masculinity it should be. \n The thing with quitting any drug is just having it no longer be an option. I'd say porn is hard to quit because it's always at our fingertips. However, as I said, if you have other priorities it gets easier. Make a note the next time you relapse. A note to yourself. How shit you feel, what cause the trigger and then some advice for the future. Then the next time you feel like cheating read it and remember why you started in the first place. \n I remember a post saying drugs are like chest codes in a video game, sure it may look like you have everything, you may feel unstoppable, but what was it worth? The journey is worth more than the end game. If you play video games remember the fun and trials you had when playing the game. Imagine if you just spawned at the end with all the items and quests done, sure you could have a bit of fun but it's nothing compared to going through the challenges and earning your right to beat the boss.","Summary: quit drugs, how long before I'm normal, or at least healed in some way.\n\nPost: Hey all, \n Few questions here. I smoked meth two days ago, done other drugs in the past, smoked cigs etc. and I'd say I've been smoking or doing drugs on off for about two years. \n Anyways, I was wondering how long it takes my body to go back to normal or detox itself and I was wondering if anyone had some tips that would help with the process. \n Thanks.","Summary: I've lost my wallet again, i'm almost dry, broke, and have to pay a fine.\n\nPost: Hello rtrees. I don't know where I'm going with this, but you guys always listen to me. \n I had just got off work and so I start skating over to a leisure center where me a few friend's were supposed to play basketball. Well i get there, and I realize I don't have my wallet on me. No big, I'll just sneak in. I get inside and none of my friends are there, turns out everyone cancelled. :( \n I decide to take the train home when a transit cop shows up asking everyone to show id. I hop off the train, but they do too, I get a $150 fine. :( \n I get home, search my room (believing I had left it at home) and no wallet. :(","Summary: I'm quitting trees until smoking becomes fun again.\n\nPost: I've never been one to follow \"laws\" and \"rules\" much anyways. I have some somewhat sad news to share with you all but I shall be leaving the community as well as the mary jane for some time. I've come to the point where it's lost its meaning and I toke to escape from problems or people. Part of this would have to be my friend's apartment where no one really cleans up and there's a lot of drama and shit and where people don't share weed. Perhaps it's just me but when I have weed I'm down to share with a few ents, just as long as no one's being a scumbag and never pitching. \n Anyways, to make a","Summary: How do I handle a scumbag?\n\nPost: It has come to my attention that one of my friends is a scumbag steve. I am a GGG who generously gives and smokes weed, lets people use his pieces, general good guy stuff. While my friend on the other boggarts weed, tests people, gets mad when you use his shit to blaze. Ditches you to go blaze with people, stopped inviting me to blaze. \n I understand not everyone has the same ent ideals as I do, there are many stoners. What I don't understand is what I should do in this situation. Steve will get mad at me for using his bong or something even though I've blazed him many times out of mine. \n Would the best way be to simply ignore it and just do me? It's kind of hard, and I'd more likely be denying him access to any of my stuff then the way this is shaping out. EDIT: Steve is living in my friend's apartment, because he has no place to stay (rent free as well)"],"string":"[\n \"Summary: Lost 15g and my phone, oh well.\\n\\nPost: my story. \\n I had a random call, asking to pick like 8gs, saying they were friends of a friend, also saying my friend chinced him. So I meet him the next day, but only had like 5g and said, hey I'll sell it to you for 30$. We were doing this in a washroom, so we leave the establishment and as we do so, they ask if they can use my phone (iphone 4) I say of course. \\n We proceed to find an alley, somewhere discreet and one of the guys (two of them) say, hey look over there, do you see anything? I peer over and he grabs me and tells me I'm being robbed. \\n Fast forward a few days, going to sell 10gs, go meet some dude in a parking lot, he asks if they can see the weed, I'm like hell yeah, it's dank shit, here ya go buddy. Person looks at it and says \\\"thanks faggot\\\" and drives off.\",\n \"Summary: EDIT: Eventually you learn there's more to life than drugs and just trying to please yourself. Your actions don't just effect you but everyone around you. (the people closest to you that care about you, and yes they do care)\\n\\nPost: Ask away! Well really I had done most of it. It was more of I wanted to experience it than anything. This point in time though I was doing acid quite a bit, shrooms and weed with tobacco. To be honest, having one really bad trip on shrooms was enough for me. I realized a lot and was very grateful to be alive. I felt as if I had lost my mind and just wanted it to be over. I begged and pleaded with myself for it to stop. Eventually it did but I felt disgusted, terrible, lower than low. I was left in tears and I was just staring into space. I kept blazing a bit after that but eventually I stopped too because my lungs really started hurting. For me, I had to learn the hard way. Knowing that I was killing myself, hiding from my family, running away from my problems was enough to help me quit. \\n I found renewed joy in life because I truly was grateful that my mind didn't break or that I had OD'd or whatever. I knew that the path I was traveling on was just a dead end and pretty soon any time I got high I became paranoid and it wasn't fun, it was a lot more concern than what it was worth. \\n Like everything it took some time. But really I quit because I had to treat myself better. That was not the life I wanted and well, I had gotten everything I had wanted from it. My journey with drugs was over and my life was just beginning. I don't drink anymore as well (I drank last week but it's the last of my vices) because when I do something I tend to be quite extreme and with drugs, quite destructive.\",\n \"Summary: Yes, people can really be that greedy.\\n\\nPost: I think the gun was empty. I deal too, the worst I had were two incidents that happened closely to each other. \\n Sell to one guy I don't know (already a mistake) he says he got my number off a good friend, says he got ripped off last time. Okay, I meet him the next day at a Tim's by my house. We meet in the washroom, two tall black dudes, one goes in the stall with me to watch me weigh the weed (I should've hell no'd the fuck other off there). They wanted a half ounce, I only had like 4.2, I say I can sell it for 30$ because I'm trying to hook them up from last time. We leave the store, guy asks if he can use my phone (cracked iphone) even though I knew he had his own, still trusting I comply. We walk a bit and into an alley, they talk and eventually one says \\\"Let's take flight\\\" I'm like what and the other guy says hey look over there. I do, he grabs my head, has me in a hold and I just say \\\"take it\\\" so they tell me to walk away, I have only my bag left and my vape and a g which I go to blaze somewhere. \\n Fast forward a month or so, am with friends, they get a text from a friend of their friend's (or someone claiming to know them). They want a half, I say I have that and then go to meet them, I already have a bad feeling but whatever a sale's a sale, I can't get jacked twice can I? Meet a car in a parking lot with four people in it. Person on passenger side says, \\\"Is it good weed, can I see it?\\\" I say yeah (rookie mistake) and then he holds onto it while the car drives away and he says \\\"Peace faggot\\\".\",\n \"Summary: Almost died, didn't.\\n\\nPost: Well. Me and my friends blazed up, thought it was a good idea to climb a school (15-20ft high) my friends made it up pretty easily, I was having trouble on the other hand. My friend gave me a hand up and I was ecstatic. I started yelling \\\"YEAHHHHHH\\\" and I started running in joy. \\n Did I mention I was on a roof? \\n I fell to the side of this little building in between another building, the space was slightly wider than I was. I remember yelling, then, THUD.\\nMy friend remembers saying my name and reaching out as I fell. I landed on my stomach and hands on gravel. The only thing I bruised was my fingernails slightly.\",\n \"Summary: Dude, read it.\\n\\nPost: I am afraid sir, that this dinosaur is miscategorized, a common thing in the paleontological scene. What you have here is not in fact cannibisaur but potheadasaur, similar to the untrained eye but very different. \\n Cannibisaur, binomial nomenclature Tetrahydra Cannibusius was once a mighty dinosaur which mainly inhabited the lands of Indica and Sativa. The terrain to which this dinosaur is accustomed to consisted of rich and luscious vegetation, which also was its primary diet. Cannibisaur was gifted in recognizing exactly which herbs to consume. The herbs that other dinosaurs considered poisonous and dangerous were actually found to be dank and smooth. There were also badass volcanoes and shit in the region. \\n Cannibisaur was not a dumb dinosaur, no, it is in fact believed to be ahead of its species as it was the only informed dinosaur in the nation. The size and stature of the cannibisaur matches that of the potheadasaur, which would explain the miscategorization but their habits differed substantially. \\n While Potheadasaur smoked itself out of extinction, the mighty cannibisaur used marijuana to heal and educate the world. It limited its use of the herb as to not fall prey to any of its properties. It used the dankest weed in the land sparingly to enhance life. Cannibisaur was able to recognize everything should be used in moderation, quite a feat that surpasses even the animals of today's time. Cannibisaur ruled the land and was a very prosperous species, the real reason of extinction? The same reason all the other dinosaurs died, not any unique death as portrayed by the above illustration. Overdose is out of the question as Cannibisaur would have had to have smoked its own body weight in weed and approximately a ton of weed is quite the session for any one dinosaur. No, any close resemblances of weed overdose for this dinosaur would result in Cannibisaur lulling to sleep and then experiencing great slumber in which it would dream of lands far off and of people that digital rendezvous in which mighty members join together to talk about marijuana.\",\n \"Summary: Chill\\n\\nPost: Other title: Rules of 10. \\n You guys, I've just noticed that it's pretty judging and condescending of us to belittle people that use [10] and whatnot. \\n I mean, instead of being like, no way were you that high, only I have been that high, you lying blah blah blah :( \\n We should be more like, that's cool dude, You might not be lying and I'm cool with that. I'm just glad that ur high and all like me, we shouldn't try and hurt each other and judge. We shouldn't strictly blam people when they don't necessarily follow the scale or the rules or what not. We're not following 'rules' or at least the law by being high, or for some of us at least.\",\n \"Summary: Be original\\n\\nPost: Hey r/trees. \\n I'm going to discuss my thoughts on reposts. Now, it's not that much of a big deal, I mean, hey it was funny before why not a second time? \\n Well, that's just karma for posting a picture you've seen before and claiming it's your own and trees should be more original. But, if that's what you want then go ahead and wait a month, repost everything from last month and roll in the karma. \\n It's just not original and it's boring seeing the same thing over and over. I come to r/trees to look at trees and cool things like the rest of us but it isn't that fun when you've already seen everything. It's pretty much like watching the comedy channel and all they do is show re-runs.\",\n \"Summary: Just a fapstronaut ranting\\n\\nPost: I recently read a post a while back that stated someone tried this sub but then left shortly due to its cult like persona. \\n This is probably the only sub I post in and I've been a member for quite some time. The qualms I've seen in my time are what I just said as well as the lack of support for new comers. There seems to be a disconnect between the participants and I want to alleviate it as best I can. \\n We should all be helping each other, never taking away from one another. This is a sub for people that made a change in their life and that want to live a better existence than how they started it. Most people, myself included pop in every now and then and say hi, in my opinion, it is the best way. The state of boredom, the familiarity of chilling with a laptop. Breaking the cycle, breaking the pattern, makes breaking the habit that much easier. \\n To each their own, there is no set rules, just guidelines. It's also not about complete abstinence, it's about recovering naturally. It's about rewiring the brain to the original blessed state it once was.\",\n \"Summary: Rant.\\n\\nPost: Hello there, \\n Before you congratulate me there's something you gotta know. I don't feel like a hero, nor a champion, nor that I have done any good. I will spare you the details of my life and tell you today I have made a choice to stop. Not this journey, but the rest of my vices. I have had the crutches of other drugs to sedate me and give me that dopamine I wanted. Sure, I am better in some aspects but probably not the way I should be. \\n I gave up on a lot of things, I went back to juvenile tactics of running away from my problems instead of facing them. Instead of finding my fix with fake pictures, I went to the world and had fun for a night or whatever, but I'm done. I've fucked up. I'm tired of lying to myself, not being responsible and shit. I'm going to man the fuck up and quit the bull shit. No more sedation, drugs, addictions, vices. It's time to be the man I always wanted to be. I have a lot I have to fix, I've been up and down with it, as my mood has changed but I never fully fixed my problems. Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up in case you haven't noticed but just beating myself up over it and nothing doing anything is essentially wasting away in my room, looking at pictures on the internet. \\n I'm going to have to love myself first before I can accept dating again, maybe I'll get lucky and she'll find me but I have to find security. If I don't like myself, why would anyone else? \\n It's all about understanding consequences and owning up to them. I've gone on long enough not really caring and just letting things happen but only dead fish swim with the stream. I'm a goddamn king fisher racing upstream to mate and conquer the world.\",\n \"Summary: First long lucid dream, can't wait for the next. \\n edit: I stopped smoking weed straight for 5 days... Lucid dream\\n\\nPost: So before the Lucid dream I had a semi lucid dream where I was in control but I didn't know 100% that it was a dream. I was the black Power Ranger and I was trying to assemble my team. \\n I woke up at 12 and then back to bed so the technique I used was WBTB, something I've used quite often to just dream but never to lucid dream. I'm chilling on a bank of a river when some gay black guy starts hitting on me. I'm creeped out and try to hide in some holes by a school. Some guy tells me I can't do that I apologize and then enter the school, where my friend Kody hands me 3 tabs of acid and a fortune from a fortune cookie. I take the acid and taste that it's real and then I go back out to Kody where he is smoking with some other people, one I know and the rest random and we head back into school. \\n He sits down and his desk breaks and the teacher starts laughing at him (I didn't like this teacher in high school) so I start laughing harder than she does to divert her insult. They're doing a test in which my friend only gets like 1 right and I remember thinking that I don't remember any of this at school. I've pretty much been in control of my actions but I'm not sure if it's a dream so I do the nose RC. I hold my hands to my nose and breathe, yup, it's a dream. My teacher's desk then breaks and I mock her as she did my friend. I start to walk out of the class before a brown girl says \\\"I could kiss you!\\\" (presumably for what I did to the teacher) in which I kiss her. \\n We hold hands and meet her friend who is slightly more attractive (I'm aware that it's a dream and that everyone is a possible candidate but I don't so far as to demand sex or force them) I rest on her friend's leg and we start smoking a joint, it is at this point that my dream starts breaking up. I'm losing the visual but I keep talking and use their voices to bring me back. I tell them I'm good on the joint but I do wake up. \\n I adjust my position and try to get back into the same dream. It worked, except time has advanced just like in real life. I am in my friend's car (mine in the dream) and so I exit and look for a washroom, trying to avoid people, I piss somewhere and wipe my hands on a paper towel. I find the girls again, in which the brown one says she says good news and bad news the bad news is that I did 3 tabs of acid, that's why I lost consciousness like that. The good news I kind of forget but I presume it was I would be fine. The dream ends. \\n I wake up, I have to use the washroom but I'm more worried about the dream. A lot of new questions show themselves. Like, who was the dream me like all these years? Do they know they're in a dream? I don't want to leave them... I had a bit of melancholy when I woke up but I've seen others with similar problems. I shouldn't look forward to the dream world more so than the real one. Thanks for reading, I just really wanted to share, I'm very ecstatic that it happened.\",\n \"Summary: Never leave your Fate in the hands of those you can't trust.\\n\\nPost: I have a bong named Fate and quite some time ago I bought a new perc for it. I left it at a friend's for safe keeping but safety was not kept. First my bowl broke then my cheech perc broke. I was a sad ent for a while, at first I was mad at them, how could this happen. I questioned myself for even leaving it over but in the end I knew negativity would not bring it back. \\n Fast forward a bit to the present day and I am a very blazed ent. My other friend gave me money to buy a pipe because his broke and I also bought a new bowl for Fate. I'm at a comfy [ahas] for as high as. Telling stories is harder than I thought it would be.\",\n \"Summary: lost my stuff, i'm gonna find it man!\\n\\nPost: My frients. I lost my wallet and lap top the other day. I went to the gym, put it in a locker and played some bball. The weird thing is, a while into it I went to go blaze. When me and my friends were leaving, I couldn't find my bag or pants. But, my jacket, which i had put into a different locker, still unlocked, was still there.\",\n \"Summary: check yoself befo you wreck yoself thanks\\n\\nPost: Despite of all the bull shit and drama in my life, I'd like to take a moment to just thank you and the community for being there. Thank you for being a place where I can chill out from a 0-10 and still find enjoyment and peace, if only for a while. \\n We all have shit going on and sometimes when that happens that's all we can focus on. Negative bull shit. I'm simply taking a moment to look at the positive and be thankful for the little things like trees or ents.\",\n \"Summary: it's like if you played a game, were sent straight to the boss with all the items but no idea of the story or what to do.\\n\\nPost: It's that fix, that feeling that we crave. We get so low and since we're used to the super high of porn we crave it to feel normal. Even if everything around you is collapsing, for those few moments we can escape in pixel bliss. \\n My name is John, I read a story here by another guy so I thought I'd give it a go. I've done a lot of drugs, wasted a lot of time. My highest streak on Nofap was 200 days but lately I've been weak. It's easy when you have a routine and you have productive hobbies/habits, otherwise it's destructive. \\n I have an addictive personality, I tend to go to the extreme with anything, pretty much anything to feel that excess high I once felt. Be it drinking with coworkers or surfing the web. I've come to realize that anything we choose to do has its consequences. We must identify with our best self. \\n In this I mean, if you're quitting smoking, you're a non smoker, smoking is just not an option. Likewise, if you're on Nofap identify as someone PMO free, or whatever positive quality you want to associate it with. I'm also a virgin so my only real idea of sex comes from these videos. There's now a lot of fear and shame in regards to my sexuality vs the masculinity it should be. \\n The thing with quitting any drug is just having it no longer be an option. I'd say porn is hard to quit because it's always at our fingertips. However, as I said, if you have other priorities it gets easier. Make a note the next time you relapse. A note to yourself. How shit you feel, what cause the trigger and then some advice for the future. Then the next time you feel like cheating read it and remember why you started in the first place. \\n I remember a post saying drugs are like chest codes in a video game, sure it may look like you have everything, you may feel unstoppable, but what was it worth? The journey is worth more than the end game. If you play video games remember the fun and trials you had when playing the game. Imagine if you just spawned at the end with all the items and quests done, sure you could have a bit of fun but it's nothing compared to going through the challenges and earning your right to beat the boss.\",\n \"Summary: quit drugs, how long before I'm normal, or at least healed in some way.\\n\\nPost: Hey all, \\n Few questions here. I smoked meth two days ago, done other drugs in the past, smoked cigs etc. and I'd say I've been smoking or doing drugs on off for about two years. \\n Anyways, I was wondering how long it takes my body to go back to normal or detox itself and I was wondering if anyone had some tips that would help with the process. \\n Thanks.\",\n \"Summary: I've lost my wallet again, i'm almost dry, broke, and have to pay a fine.\\n\\nPost: Hello rtrees. I don't know where I'm going with this, but you guys always listen to me. \\n I had just got off work and so I start skating over to a leisure center where me a few friend's were supposed to play basketball. Well i get there, and I realize I don't have my wallet on me. No big, I'll just sneak in. I get inside and none of my friends are there, turns out everyone cancelled. :( \\n I decide to take the train home when a transit cop shows up asking everyone to show id. I hop off the train, but they do too, I get a $150 fine. :( \\n I get home, search my room (believing I had left it at home) and no wallet. :(\",\n \"Summary: I'm quitting trees until smoking becomes fun again.\\n\\nPost: I've never been one to follow \\\"laws\\\" and \\\"rules\\\" much anyways. I have some somewhat sad news to share with you all but I shall be leaving the community as well as the mary jane for some time. I've come to the point where it's lost its meaning and I toke to escape from problems or people. Part of this would have to be my friend's apartment where no one really cleans up and there's a lot of drama and shit and where people don't share weed. Perhaps it's just me but when I have weed I'm down to share with a few ents, just as long as no one's being a scumbag and never pitching. \\n Anyways, to make a\",\n \"Summary: How do I handle a scumbag?\\n\\nPost: It has come to my attention that one of my friends is a scumbag steve. I am a GGG who generously gives and smokes weed, lets people use his pieces, general good guy stuff. While my friend on the other boggarts weed, tests people, gets mad when you use his shit to blaze. Ditches you to go blaze with people, stopped inviting me to blaze. \\n I understand not everyone has the same ent ideals as I do, there are many stoners. What I don't understand is what I should do in this situation. Steve will get mad at me for using his bong or something even though I've blazed him many times out of mine. \\n Would the best way be to simply ignore it and just do me? It's kind of hard, and I'd more likely be denying him access to any of my stuff then the way this is shaping out. EDIT: Steve is living in my friend's apartment, because he has no place to stay (rent free as well)\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":18,"string":"18"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":2097,"string":"2,097"}}},{"rowIdx":2098,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"bmaxxx"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post Not a lot of \"hot\" or \"spicy\" attraction between me and the bf, never was, can a relationship survive w/o? We love each other, and he's everything you want in a personality."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"So I've been dating my boyfriend since St. Patrick's day. Lately I've been getting really restless. We've been having sex for the same amount of time and he hasn't really been able to get me off either. I never really had that electric feeling with him or butterflies either. He's a great guy, though: funny, kind, strong, caring, gentle. He's marriage material. I just don't know what to do. Will the attraction form as we get closer or is it doomed to fail?"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"So I've been dating my boyfriend since St. Patrick's day. Lately I've been getting really restless. We've been having sex for the same amount of time and he hasn't really been able to get me off either. I never really had that electric feeling with him or butterflies either. He's a great guy, though: funny, kind, strong, caring, gentle. He's marriage material. I just don't know what to do. Will the attraction form as we get closer or is it doomed to fail?"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: Me and 2 friends smoked with my coworker and her boyfriend, we basically paid them to smoke, used me as a chauffeur, not a good experience.\n\nPost: I don't know if this qualifies as a cool story, but I don't have many more stories. \nI was a young Ent, a sapling. I had smoked maybe 3-4 times before this time. I was at the DMV with my two friends, H and L. H needed to get an I.D. A girl from work hit me up and asked if we wanted to hang, and her boyfriend had bud. So after we finished at the DMV us three went to hang out with her and her boyfriend. I picked them up and they new a really weird path in the woods that you could drive on. We parked asked how much should we throw down? They said $20 ea. We were pumped we thought we were gonna get fadedd. \nWe got out and sat on the roof of the car and smoked a blunt. One blunt. That was it. For the five of us. But we didn't know my coworker that well, and we all felt uncomfortable asking for our money back. \nI still got super stoned because I was very new to smoking. And right after I finished that blunt my coworker and her bf started asking me to drive, and I was not comfortable with that. But I still drove. They treated me like their chauffeur and then got mad that they weren't home by curfew when I needed a break to sober up.","Summary: camping, aliens, mad libs, blue fire\n\nPost: So the boyfriend and I have been camping over the past few days. I smoked out of a fruit for the first time (we also had a pipe and papers of course), we painted aliens, I painted the green one whose name is now Bob. (It was going to be Marley but I thought Bob fit him better.) Oh, and Mad Libs. \nI have a pretty funny video of my first hit from a fruit if anyone wants to see it.","Summary: Is it fair for me to ask for at least 5 minutes of quality time/cuddles after sex, or am I being too emotionally needy?\n\nPost: Okay so neither of us is really an asshole in this situation, but this was the best sub I could think of for some insight. \n I'm seeing a guy. For all intents and purposes we act like we're boyfriend/girlfriend. I like him a lot and have opened up quite a bit about some sexual abuse in my past. So he knows that I view sex a little differently and is super understanding. \n A few weeks ago, we had sex and then immediately after he grabbed his iPad and started looking at sports news and updates. It wasnt like there was a game on - he was watching clips and reading articles about injured players and that type of stuff. Then he rolled over and fell asleep. I called him an asshole half-jokingly, but was super pissed, and almost caught a cab home. I got over it though and never revisited the subject. \n Fast forward to last night. I basically bootycalled him when he got off work (I had been drinking a bit) we had great sex a few times over the course of an hour. Then he just sort of got up, put his pants on, and left. He almost didn't kiss me goodbye (we are both pretty affectionate, me moreso than him). I was pretty pissed again. He had made it clear he couldn't stay the night, but I seriously want/need at least five minutes of cuddling or something after. \n I can get pretty irrationally emotional sometimes,and I don't want to make this a huge deal. Am I in the wrong/weird for wanting cuddles, or is this a normal thing to ask for? \n If I am blowing this out of proportion, then I want to work on it and improve myself.","Summary: brother was hotboxing, cop comes, fiancee hides the shit in the bag of trash, cop searches them but comes up empty.\n\nPost: So my brother's hotboxing his car. His fiancee is with him but she doesn't smoke. A cop pulls up behind them (I'm not sure whether he was driving or parked). My brother freaks out but his fiancee, being sober and really clever, grabs the pipe and weed and shoves it into the plastic bag full of trash they keep tied to the seat. Anyway the car reeks of weed and the cop starts searching it. They searched literally everywhere but the trash bag!! And that is how my brother was almost fucked with a ton of weed in his possession, possibly while driving, ha.","Summary: need links/brand names of non-wool yarn, free beginner patterns, and any other advice for beginners\n\nPost: Hi all! I've never crocheted or knitted before but would like to learn to crochet. I'm thinking of buying [this hook set]( \n What I need to know is - what else do I need? I've been reading about different yarns and the pros and cons of each. Can anyone recommend a good mid-priced non-wool yarn brand? Links to Amazon would be much, much appreciated! \n Also, what about free patterns or good beginner videos? I'm looking for simple projects to begin - a scarf or something. Eventually I'd like to be able to crotchet tops and other things to sell. \n Any other advice or supplies a beginner could use are also much appreciated. Thanks!","Summary: Mom clearly saw the two containers I keep/have kept weed in, my sploof, and like 5 lighters lying about my room. She didn't notice anything, or ask questions. Oblivious. \n(edit: formatting)\n\nPost: So the other day I experienced a personal issue and an ambulance was called to take me to the hospital. I knew my mom would have to go into my room to get me a few things and so I grabbed all of the paraphernalia that I could see (a pipe, bong, grinder) and shoved them in an unused drawer behind some old clothes. \nObviously since I was in severe distress my mind wasn't clear enough to completely clear my room. So anyway my mom goes in it, and looks up and down my entire room (searching for my glasses, getting a change of clothes, etc) \nWhen I get home I'm packing some things because I have to stay with my dad for a couple days. I realize that I left out my weed (which was in a medicine bottle, so I guess it's understandable that she didn't really notice), the old glass jar that I used to keep my weed in (full of residue and kief), my sploof (and she commented on an object that was literally right next to it, touching it, but not on the sploof..), and a whole bunch of lighters. She actually picked up my medicine bottle with my weed in it (while I was there) and shook it, asking \"Is this empty?\" \nShe literally did not notice a thing. I know that her mind was probably distracted, but seriously, how do you comment on an object right next to a sploof and not notice it? Plus it was a little discolored from use, lmfao. \nAnd just for clarification, I'm 18, living at home, parents have never suspected a thing, even though I toke daily in my room. Both of my parents are the kind of people who, if they noticed, would at least talk to me about it. They don't sweep things under the rug. So they really didn't notice.","Summary: photos are precious, fleeting moments in time that can never be brought back or relived exactly. So it makes no sense that frames are worth more than they are?? \n[And in the sober part of my brain I'm being told it has something to do with supply and demand but still]\n\nPost: So I just started living with my dad a week ago. At my mom's house, her walls had a few big pieces of art on them and then there were maybe 2-3 photos downstairs that were just of myself and my siblings. Upstairs in my mom's bedroom there are just a few more photos (one for each of her kids) and that's it. \nAt my dad's house, every single wall is literally covered in photographs. My dad's girlfriend is a photographer. He's also got a house on a lake with an excellent view of the sunset. There are probably well over a hundred photographs, most of them are of the sunset, the birds, children tubing in the lake, and other wildlife. A lot of them are also pictures of me and my siblings from when we were little. Almost none of them are in the usual picture size (like when you get film developed and all the photographs are in the standard size) and most of them are blown up, some even blown onto canvases. They even have custom-made calenders from her photography.\nI began thinking about all of the picture frames in this house. Hundreds of them, of all shapes and sizes and colors and materials. A picture frame can cost anywhere from $45+. I began thinking that if they ever couldn't pay their bills, if they sold their picture frames they would be golden. Then I began to think about the fact that the frames are worth more than the photos! \nPhotos are moments in time that are immortalized. Without a photograph of it, all we can rely on to look back upon that moment is the fickle memory sieve that humans have. Photos are priceless because moments are fleeting and now that moment is gone forever. \nAnd while some of the photos no one but our family cares about (like of me and my friends tubing on the lake) a lot of them are cool. Birds feeding their young, herons swooping in on their prey, beavers building their dams. Stunning sunsets. How are these worth only pennies while the frame used to bring them to focus is worth more than they are?! \nI'm sorry, I'm stoned.","Summary: downloadable empty small-medium towns\n\nPost: Hi all. I am looking for some good, simple towns. I was never good at the create-a-world program but I love building houses and designing sims. I am looking for smallish sized towns that are either empty (no houses) or just have no sims (empty houses). I have all expansion packs and Outdoor Living, High End Loft, Fast Lane, and Town Life. Towns that feature and utilize EP content is a bonus.","Summary: Got a nervous girl who had to wait over an hour for her train (alone) stoned, chilled w her for a bit, prob made her night haha.\n\nPost: So yesterday I went to an outdoor shopping mall type of thing with the boyfriend. (They have movies, restaurants, a Whole Foods, stuff like that.) Right across from the plaza is an apartment complex and beyond that is train tracks. The boyfriend and I went to the train tracks last night with a little thing of icecream, some cookies, and some water, and ate in a little boarding dock on the tracks. We smoked, we got to solid [7]s I think. \nAs we were leaving a young girl (about 23) asked us some questions on what tracks she had to get on to get into Boston, what time the train was coming, etc. We helped her out then left. Then I thought- wait! So we went back and asked her if she smoked. She said yes. \nSo we smoked her up of course! By this time I was at at least a [9], I was baked out of my fucking mind. I think she appreciated it too because she had to wait over an hour for her train and it was dark and kinda scary. So we sat with her for like 30 mins and got her nice and stoned, haha.","Summary: after cooking edibles how to make house not smell like weed?\n\nPost: Hey guys. So my mom's going out later and I want to make some pot peanutbutter (specifically for my homemade Reese's Eggs..) so how can I mask the smell? \nI smoke a lot in my room and my mom's never noticed. And I don't really do anything to mask the scent. \nAlso my mom's boyfriend is coming over, he's a cop. \nSo how can I mask the scent? I heard that baking vanilla extract makes your house smell like cookies, can I bake vanilla extract while my pb is baking? \nKeep in mind I also will have the windows open and such.","Summary: Don't smoke joints when you're trying to be discreet.\n\nPost: Today I bought a pack of zig zags so I was pretty pumped. So I decided to try and make my first joint. It takes me awhile and the J turns out sub-par but I smoke it anyway. \nJesus. It was like a smoke machine. My whole house reeks now. My mom's coming home soon. So. That sucks.","Summary: Weed makes me calmer and I can express myself more easily, which makes conflict resolution easier and relatively painless. You?\n\nPost: So recently my home life has been very tumultuous. We all care about each other very much but several things have been changing and people just feel differently. So there's a lot of conflict in my life at the moment. \nI notice that when I'm out or I haven't been smoking and I get into a conflict w a family member, it quickly escalates and gets more petty. I get angrier and also tend to make those \"all or nothing\" statements that you can't really come back from. \nBut then when I'm stoned and I have a conflict or am continuing an old one, I find it's a lot easier. Most of my conflicts get resolved after I smoke. I find it easier to express my feelings. I don't exaggerate or give ultimatums. I'm more rational and articulate than when I'm sober and hot-headed. \nPlus it makes it easier for me to cool off afterwords (: anyone have similar experiences?","Summary: Trees took away my nausea and severe pain. Ily trees\n\nPost: Earlier I was in the worst pain I've had in awhile. I have a few health issues so random, shooting pains in the abdomen and chest are fairly normal for me. I was in so much pain that I was about to vomit. The thought of smoking kinda grossed me out. \nFinally my boyfriend convinced me to try to take one or two hits, reminding me of all the evidence of MMJ. So I did. Now I feel excellent, a bit hungry, but not nauseous and all my pain is gone. Thank you, trees!","Summary: I need open when letter ideas and things to put inside of them other than just a letter.\n\nPost: Hey guys, sorry if this isn't the best place to post my question, if you know of a better subreddit let me know! \nAnyway. I'm not the most crafty person but I wanted to try to make my boyfriend open-when letters for Valentine's Day. If you're unfamiliar with the concept, it's a stack of letters with instructions of when to open them- ie, \"Open when you're sad\" \"Open when you miss me\" \"Open when it's Christmas\" etc. The letters contain, obviously, letters, but also things like photos, inspirational sayings, small gifts, etc. For example, I plan on doing an \"Open when you're bored\" and I'm including some pages of Sudoku, crossword puzzles, colored pencils and an image to color in, that type of stuff. \nAnyway, I'm at a block of other letter ideas and things to put in them other than just letters. I just can't think of many little, inexpensive (I have like no money right now) ideas that will fit in these envelopes. I'm also stuck on letter ideas. Right now I have: \nOpen when you need to know how much I love you (a love letter) \nOpen when you just need some gas money ($10) \nOpen when you don't feel appreciated (a ton of little pieces of paper where I write things that he's done for me that I appreciated, on the top of the envelope it says \"Remember when...?\") \nOpen when you'd like to reminisce (a paper full of little anecdotes from 'back in the day') \nI don't have many photos of us, and I have none printed out. I need ideas for letters and cute, fresh ideas of what to put in them other than just a letter. Ideas?","Summary: SO and I are taking a break to get our heads and lives straight, not sure if we want to try again, but we both say \"maybe\". Should I wait for him or should I start dating again? Or should I wait for him for a certain period of time and then move on? Help!\n\nPost: Backstory: Before we met, my SO was married and had 2 kids (ages 5 and 3) with his ex wife. They got married because she got pregnant, because she stopped taking her birth control pills without telling him. She even picked out her own engagement ring and basically told him that he wouldn't see his son if he didn't marry her. (He wanted to stick around and support her without getting married because then you get more federal assistance, and they didn't have much money.) They didn't even have a real wedding, they had a justice of the peace, and she didn't even wear white. So basically he was very unhappy and felt trapped in his marriage and had already talked about separation with her before me and him even met. \n We met because we were coworkers in a restaurant, he even trained me one day when I started. There was an instant attraction, we flirted a bit (before I knew he was married) and hung out a few times. The second time we hung out, we spent the night together, and basically never spent another night apart. (This was in Dec, so we've been together 3 and a half months but it feels like so much longer since we've lived together the whole time.) He left his wife, went a little crazy, (He finally felt free!) and we've lived together ever since. \n I truly believe he is the love of my life. We've been through so much already together. We've met and know each other's families. No one is thrilled about the age difference, but my SO looks to be about 22. Everyone says so, we always play the \"Guess how old he is\" game with new people. The oldest guess he ever got was 25. He acts young, too, and is just generally full of energy and life. So the age difference never bothered me, though it did bother him a little bit. \n Anyway, like I said, we've been through a lot. His wife won't let him see his kids, and it's killing him. He has severe depression because of it. He's also a veteran and has some service-related disability and PTSD. (Nothing you could see by looking at him though.) He's in the middle of a divorce, which his wife is intent on making long and drawn-out and painful. \n We had a long discussion the other night and agreed that he needed some time on his own to get his shit together. I was basically holding his hand through everything - taking his calls, keeping a planner with all of his appointments, waking him up every morning. He needs to do it himself so that way he's not relying on me. He was also considering checking himself into a hospital or day program for treatment for his depression. I've walked him back from the edge a couple of times, but lets face it, the goal is that he never gets near the edge again. \n So we are now broken up. Or, we are thinking of changing the language to \"taking a break.\" But I'm not sure, yet. I love him more than I have ever loved anyone in my entire life, and no one has ever made me feel the way he does. We've been through a lot but it's all been real. However he doesn't know how he feels about having more kids, and I'm only 18 - kids are something I've always wanted. I even told him I was willing to compromise and have kids younger than I originally wanted so that he wouldn't be a new dad at 40. \n I know that he is not going out to be with other girls and I am not leaving to be with other guys. We are leaving this relationship so that way we can both get our heads straight and get out ducks in a row. My question for you, r/relationships, is this: once that happens, do you think we should give it a second shot, or do you think I should just move on? This fall I'm starting college, so I'll be around a lot of young guys my age. Should I wait for him, the guy I know I want to be with (but I don't know if it will ever work out) or should I just try to find somebody new? Should I go on dates but not sleep with anyone? I don't even know if we'll ever get back together, since I'm going to be moving 45 mins away from him and our whole relationship we've lived together. \n I need your advice r/relationships, and inb4: I'm a homewrecker and all of that, I've heard it all, but worse.","Summary: if you buy something and then realize it may or may not be vegan, what do you do?\n\nPost: I've been a vegan for a little over three years now. I take it very seriously, and usually would rather go hungry than eat something ambiguous. \n However my school has a few vegan options, and in one of the little lunch cafeterias, they usually have 1 vegan soup. But their \"vegan\" labeling is horrible and spotty, but generally you can tell by the label (\"Curried red lentil: red lentils in a curried vegetarian sauce with vegetables\") whether or not an option is vegan. \n Today I bought minestrone: vegetables, pasta, and herbs in a vegetarian broth. I couldn't think of any nonvegan ingredients so I bought a bowl. As soon as I sat down I thought, \"crap... cheese.\" Some minestrone recipes call for cheese in the broth! I hadn't asked. \n So I had already paid for it and couldn't return it, so I ate it. I'll probably find out in a few hours whether or not it contained dairy (via stomach pains) but I'm wondering: what's your view on this? What would you have done? What is the \"ethical\" thing to do in your mind?","Summary: Computer overheats a lot. Need to uninstall all my stuff packs and maybe one or two expansion packs. Which expansion packs should I uninstall and why?\n\nPost: My computer has a terrible problem with overheating. Even if I use a fan or prop it up. I've tried everything, nothing seems to help. Playing The Sims is nearly impossible because it overheats every 5 minutes (this is not an exaggeration) but The Sims is my favorite game! \n I have every expansion and stuff pack up to Island Paradise. I also torrented every store item ever offered up to a few months ago. I am uninstalling all of my stuff packs right now, but can't remove any of the cc without removing all of it, and I love the store cc. So I'm wondering what your least favorite expansion pack (or the ones you think take the biggest toll on my computer) is, and why I should delete it. \n I was thinking Late Night because I don't play in Bridgeport much and never use high-rises elsewhere, and I will have vampires regardless because I have Supernatural. But I was thinking of uninstalling Supernatural, too. \n Thoughts?","Summary: DOE ever take a hit that they instantly know is gonna fuck em up\n\nPost: DOE ever smoke for a little bit and not feel much, then take another hit and just instantly know 'This is the one. I'm gonna be fucked after this one.' ?? I get it sometimes, (some weed just takes a few mins to kick in after the sesh is over) and the hit even feels different in my lungs, almost like the smoke has reached a place it rarely does, and it feels stronger and a little painful but it doesn't burn. Does anyone else have this?","Summary: How would you explain the logic of a potential short run trade-off between unemployment and inflation to the President [of a mythical country]?\"\n\nPost: Hi Redditors, \n I've been seriously struggling in my macroeconomics class. But, hooray, I'm passing with a solid B and only have one more assignment left! But awhile ago I stopped understanding anything at all about what we're learning about. I just need a few pointers so I can write a short paper and keep my B. \n \"The President of Bartavia is being advised on economic policy by you, his economic advisor. Assume that Bartavia is very close to the full employment level (resources are almost all fully employed in the economy) but the President of Bartavia is still worried about unemployment. Therefore he wants to enact some expansionary fiscal policy. How would you explain the logic of a potential short run trade-off between unemployment and inflation to the President? In other words, why might there be an inverse relationship between unemployment and inflation over the short run when the economy is very close to full employment and no technological advances are occurring simultaneously?\" \n I'm not asking for anyone to write my paper, just give me a few key points or a general direction. The paper is graded by the automated Cengage system, though my professor does read them and will tweak the grade a little (always to add points, never to take away.) Any and all help is super appreciated!","Summary: how to avoid combustion and uneven cooking with a mflb? do you agree that vaping gives a different high than smoking? DOE think vaping doesn't save that much weed? or am i just doing it wrong?\n\nPost: Hey frients (: long time smoker here! But super health conscious and all of that, so with my taxes I decided to get a vape for health and herb-saving reasons! It arrived last week, the mflb. \n I researched a lot before i used it and even watched some videos, but I'm having issues with burning/combustion. I've had combustion once, where I was like 'holy shit that's a lot of vapor... no, that's smoke !\" And then I noticed the cherry. I put it out soon enough by making it so no air could get in. But even when I'm not lighting my vape on fire, the weed looks almost overcooked after I vape, or there will be very black edges and green parts and just very uneven. This even happens when I shake the trench regularly between hits. I'm saving my avb for edibles, so I don't want to vape the shit out of it. \n So I'm looking for tips on even vaping and avoiding combustion as well as general vaping tips. I don't want to wreck my mflb (warranty or not) \n Also I was wondering is it common for vaping to give you a different high? Both me and my SO think that using it gives us more of a body high. He hates it and prefers a pipe or bong. I don't mind it so much but sometimes if I want to get truly fucked up I will go to my trusty bong instead of my vape. It just doesn't seem to get me as high, and it also doesn't seem to save a significant amount of weed (other than the avb for edibles) \n Thank you frients (: happy vaping!","Summary: don't try to decorate cupcakes at your new job high, it's really hard and stressful\n\nPost: I don't have a car and work mornings at a little bakery in town. I have to walk there which takes about 25 mins. Yesterday morning my shift was at 7am so I was up at 5:30 to get ready. I was all ready a few mins before I had to leave so I thought, why not... wake and bake! It will make the freezing cold walk a little more bearable. \n I took 3 or 4 rips off of my bong, and I realize that this weed is a 'creeper'... so I didn't feel it at first but then wham! It hit me. \n I couldn't stop smiling on my way to work, it made my walk nice and fun because I was using my mom's ipod and all of her music is a blast from the past. \n Then I get into work and... oh no. I couldn't function. I made a fool of myself. Everyone there is super serious about their work because my boss actually owns it so her livelihood depends on our work. It is really hard to decorate cupcakes to my boss's standards when you're high as a kite. And, this is only my second week. So I had no idea what I was doing, I couldn't even 'autopilot' it. \n I have no intentions of quitting my beloved trees but oh man, there is a time and a place for them. Lesson learned.","Summary: I smoke way too much now, it's hurting my apartment cleanliness, my schoolwork, and my wallet. Not sure if kicking the habit completely or cutting back is the best way to go. Also concerned about anxiety/depression recurring. Looking to hear from your personal experiences. Thanks!\n\nPost: I was a late-bloomer when it came to smoking. I started a regular habit when I was in my senior year of high school, after severe anxiety and depression problems forced me to drop out and complete night school. \n Smoking allowed me to get off of all of the pharmaceuticals I was on - anti anxiety, antidepressents, strong sleeping pills, and pills for my recurring nightmares. I didn't even need to be stoned all the time. Just smoking at night or after a long day at work was all I needed for improvement across the board. I was thrilled. \n Well life changed and I did too. I had a longterm boyfriend who smoked much more than I did. I never had much of a tolerance so one bowl could last me 2 days easily - all I needed was a hit or two at night for a few hours of relaxation. But with my boyfriend I smoked much more than normal because he was always sparking up. Now I'm single, and I live alone in a new city, and I smoke much more. \n Now okay so I know people who can smoke all day long and it's fine. They're still productive, they get their stuff done. They just do it stoned. I think that's awesome! But I get lazy. Sometimes I get the spins and couldn't stand up even if I wanted to. Which was never a problem when I was limiting smoking to just before bed or when I got home after a long day and just wanted to eat, relax, and crash. \n I've been smoking more and more. I wake up on weekends and spark a bowl while lying in bed, and then I do nothing all day. My weekdays are so busy, so weekends are my time to catch up on household chores and schoolwork. This past weekend I did absolutely nothing but smoke and eat all weekend. So I've been really seeing a downward trend in my apartment (it's just filthy!) my schoolwork (can't concentrate on homework in my messy apartment) and my wallet too - before, an eighth could last me two or even three weeks if I needed. Now, I buy two quarters a month typically. That's doubling what I used to spend. \n So I guess I'm looking for advice. Should I kick the habit completely/go on a t-break? Is it possible to set strict rules/regimen for myself and follow it? If I decide to stop smoking, can I still do so with my friends socially? I don't feel like I'm addicted to marijuana. I feel like my life would be fine without it. But I definitely use it to procrastinate - I'd rather smoke than clean, and smoking makes it easier to justify not cleaning. (at least while i'm stoned.) I'm also worried about anxiety/depression if I quit. Things have changed a lot since high school, and I'm in a really good place. But I am terrified to go back to the black hole I was in. \n Thanks for reading and sorry that this got long.. I just needed to get it out.","Summary: old roommate-from-hell's really nice family member wants to move in with me and seems to be trying to emotionally manipulate me into letting that happen (\"I'll be kicked out whether I have a place to stay or not\"), but I have another roommate lined up to move in in a few months who seems like a much better fit. How do I let down the family member nicely, when we work together and will see each other frequently?\n\nPost: I live in a gorgeous two bedroom apartment. I can make ends meet living alone with my job, but it's difficult and I have no extra spending money. Having a roommate alleviates the burden a lot, so I've been casually putting the word out there to try and find a good fit. My last roommate [26M] was a nightmare - he had a lot of psychological problems (and possibly brain damage from an accident a few years back) and the months I spent living with him made me miserable and anxious. I've been living alone now for a few months, because I have so much anxiety surrounding roommates now from that shitty situation. \n Like I said, I've been casually letting people know that I'm looking for a roommate. A girl, we'll call her C, in one of my classes (I attend a University very close to my apartment) mentioned that her lease is up in May and that she's looking for a new place. I was thrilled - though I don't know her very well, she's very nice and we have similar senses of humor. I could see myself becoming good friends with her, and I genuinely enjoy our conversations together. She seems like a good fit. \n Here's where things get a little dicey: before my old roommate moved out, he introduced me to a lot of cool people. One of them was his uncle's girlfriend, L (very young, somewhere in her late 20s). I really liked her, too, when I met her. She's very down-to-earth and nice. I never saw her again after my roommate moved out, but she just got a job in the same building I work in. (It's hard to describe, but a family owns two businesses in the same building. Both business share space in the back, so we would see each other all the time, no avoiding it.) It was really nice to see her and catch up with her, and she asked if I had found another roommate yet. I told her about C, that she would probably move in in the next 2 months, but that I wasn't rushing it. L was really understanding about my old roommate and told me that she's been having problems with him too. Then she said that she was looking for a place, and wondering if things didn't work out with C if she could move in. I didn't really say yes or no. We exchanged numbers. I should also mention that during this conversation she slipped up and said \"when we move in\" - meaning her and her boyfriend. I really like her, but her boyfriend annoys the living hell out of me. I knew he would visit regardless but that slip up makes me wonder how often she would really have him over. \n I then get a barrage of texts that basically read \"I would love to be your roommate, it's perfect timing, I do have a cat but that cat has never marked anything (my lease explicitly says no pets, but I have been considering talking to my landlord to see if I could get a cat of my own), I'm also freaking out because my mother (who she lives with currently) is kicking me out, whether I have a place to live or not.\" There was a lot more, and it was sent in like 7 different messages. \n When my first roommate was about to move in, I felt intense dread. I passed it off as just being anxious about having a roommate (I'm an introvert and value my privacy and alone time a lot) but with C I don't feel that same dread. I feel a little anxiety about having a roommate and the unknown, but nothing like the dread I felt before. When I think about L, I feel a similar sense of dread - not nearly as bad, but I just intuitively feel that it would not work out. \n L is an awesome person and I'd love to remain friends with her, especially working in such close quarters. But I feel like she is trying to emotionally manipulate me a little bit (\"I'll get kicked out whether I have a place to go or not\") and that terrifies me. I don't know how to respond to her in such a way that both rejects her as a roommate but keeps her as a friend. \n I'm a very kind person and always do my best to help out those in need, but I can't do so at the expense of myself, and I fear that helping her will result in more anxiety for me. What do I do?","Summary: is this enough avb to make edibles & how much should/could I make to still have a good dosage.\n\nPost: Hey guys, quick q. I got my first mflb a little while ago and have been saving my avb for edibles. This is improperly vaped avb, by the way. (Still learning and getting used to a vape) so some of this is very green, some very black, and some golden brown. I also have some stems I would prob grind up and throw in. Is this enough? What are some quick and easy recipes? I cant do anything with dairy or eggs though. How much peanut butter/oil should I combine this with? I dont have a scale but how much of this would be a good dose? \n [My avb]("],"string":"[\n \"Summary: Me and 2 friends smoked with my coworker and her boyfriend, we basically paid them to smoke, used me as a chauffeur, not a good experience.\\n\\nPost: I don't know if this qualifies as a cool story, but I don't have many more stories. \\nI was a young Ent, a sapling. I had smoked maybe 3-4 times before this time. I was at the DMV with my two friends, H and L. H needed to get an I.D. A girl from work hit me up and asked if we wanted to hang, and her boyfriend had bud. So after we finished at the DMV us three went to hang out with her and her boyfriend. I picked them up and they new a really weird path in the woods that you could drive on. We parked asked how much should we throw down? They said $20 ea. We were pumped we thought we were gonna get fadedd. \\nWe got out and sat on the roof of the car and smoked a blunt. One blunt. That was it. For the five of us. But we didn't know my coworker that well, and we all felt uncomfortable asking for our money back. \\nI still got super stoned because I was very new to smoking. And right after I finished that blunt my coworker and her bf started asking me to drive, and I was not comfortable with that. But I still drove. They treated me like their chauffeur and then got mad that they weren't home by curfew when I needed a break to sober up.\",\n \"Summary: camping, aliens, mad libs, blue fire\\n\\nPost: So the boyfriend and I have been camping over the past few days. I smoked out of a fruit for the first time (we also had a pipe and papers of course), we painted aliens, I painted the green one whose name is now Bob. (It was going to be Marley but I thought Bob fit him better.) Oh, and Mad Libs. \\nI have a pretty funny video of my first hit from a fruit if anyone wants to see it.\",\n \"Summary: Is it fair for me to ask for at least 5 minutes of quality time/cuddles after sex, or am I being too emotionally needy?\\n\\nPost: Okay so neither of us is really an asshole in this situation, but this was the best sub I could think of for some insight. \\n I'm seeing a guy. For all intents and purposes we act like we're boyfriend/girlfriend. I like him a lot and have opened up quite a bit about some sexual abuse in my past. So he knows that I view sex a little differently and is super understanding. \\n A few weeks ago, we had sex and then immediately after he grabbed his iPad and started looking at sports news and updates. It wasnt like there was a game on - he was watching clips and reading articles about injured players and that type of stuff. Then he rolled over and fell asleep. I called him an asshole half-jokingly, but was super pissed, and almost caught a cab home. I got over it though and never revisited the subject. \\n Fast forward to last night. I basically bootycalled him when he got off work (I had been drinking a bit) we had great sex a few times over the course of an hour. Then he just sort of got up, put his pants on, and left. He almost didn't kiss me goodbye (we are both pretty affectionate, me moreso than him). I was pretty pissed again. He had made it clear he couldn't stay the night, but I seriously want/need at least five minutes of cuddling or something after. \\n I can get pretty irrationally emotional sometimes,and I don't want to make this a huge deal. Am I in the wrong/weird for wanting cuddles, or is this a normal thing to ask for? \\n If I am blowing this out of proportion, then I want to work on it and improve myself.\",\n \"Summary: brother was hotboxing, cop comes, fiancee hides the shit in the bag of trash, cop searches them but comes up empty.\\n\\nPost: So my brother's hotboxing his car. His fiancee is with him but she doesn't smoke. A cop pulls up behind them (I'm not sure whether he was driving or parked). My brother freaks out but his fiancee, being sober and really clever, grabs the pipe and weed and shoves it into the plastic bag full of trash they keep tied to the seat. Anyway the car reeks of weed and the cop starts searching it. They searched literally everywhere but the trash bag!! And that is how my brother was almost fucked with a ton of weed in his possession, possibly while driving, ha.\",\n \"Summary: need links/brand names of non-wool yarn, free beginner patterns, and any other advice for beginners\\n\\nPost: Hi all! I've never crocheted or knitted before but would like to learn to crochet. I'm thinking of buying [this hook set]( \\n What I need to know is - what else do I need? I've been reading about different yarns and the pros and cons of each. Can anyone recommend a good mid-priced non-wool yarn brand? Links to Amazon would be much, much appreciated! \\n Also, what about free patterns or good beginner videos? I'm looking for simple projects to begin - a scarf or something. Eventually I'd like to be able to crotchet tops and other things to sell. \\n Any other advice or supplies a beginner could use are also much appreciated. Thanks!\",\n \"Summary: Mom clearly saw the two containers I keep/have kept weed in, my sploof, and like 5 lighters lying about my room. She didn't notice anything, or ask questions. Oblivious. \\n(edit: formatting)\\n\\nPost: So the other day I experienced a personal issue and an ambulance was called to take me to the hospital. I knew my mom would have to go into my room to get me a few things and so I grabbed all of the paraphernalia that I could see (a pipe, bong, grinder) and shoved them in an unused drawer behind some old clothes. \\nObviously since I was in severe distress my mind wasn't clear enough to completely clear my room. So anyway my mom goes in it, and looks up and down my entire room (searching for my glasses, getting a change of clothes, etc) \\nWhen I get home I'm packing some things because I have to stay with my dad for a couple days. I realize that I left out my weed (which was in a medicine bottle, so I guess it's understandable that she didn't really notice), the old glass jar that I used to keep my weed in (full of residue and kief), my sploof (and she commented on an object that was literally right next to it, touching it, but not on the sploof..), and a whole bunch of lighters. She actually picked up my medicine bottle with my weed in it (while I was there) and shook it, asking \\\"Is this empty?\\\" \\nShe literally did not notice a thing. I know that her mind was probably distracted, but seriously, how do you comment on an object right next to a sploof and not notice it? Plus it was a little discolored from use, lmfao. \\nAnd just for clarification, I'm 18, living at home, parents have never suspected a thing, even though I toke daily in my room. Both of my parents are the kind of people who, if they noticed, would at least talk to me about it. They don't sweep things under the rug. So they really didn't notice.\",\n \"Summary: photos are precious, fleeting moments in time that can never be brought back or relived exactly. So it makes no sense that frames are worth more than they are?? \\n[And in the sober part of my brain I'm being told it has something to do with supply and demand but still]\\n\\nPost: So I just started living with my dad a week ago. At my mom's house, her walls had a few big pieces of art on them and then there were maybe 2-3 photos downstairs that were just of myself and my siblings. Upstairs in my mom's bedroom there are just a few more photos (one for each of her kids) and that's it. \\nAt my dad's house, every single wall is literally covered in photographs. My dad's girlfriend is a photographer. He's also got a house on a lake with an excellent view of the sunset. There are probably well over a hundred photographs, most of them are of the sunset, the birds, children tubing in the lake, and other wildlife. A lot of them are also pictures of me and my siblings from when we were little. Almost none of them are in the usual picture size (like when you get film developed and all the photographs are in the standard size) and most of them are blown up, some even blown onto canvases. They even have custom-made calenders from her photography.\\nI began thinking about all of the picture frames in this house. Hundreds of them, of all shapes and sizes and colors and materials. A picture frame can cost anywhere from $45+. I began thinking that if they ever couldn't pay their bills, if they sold their picture frames they would be golden. Then I began to think about the fact that the frames are worth more than the photos! \\nPhotos are moments in time that are immortalized. Without a photograph of it, all we can rely on to look back upon that moment is the fickle memory sieve that humans have. Photos are priceless because moments are fleeting and now that moment is gone forever. \\nAnd while some of the photos no one but our family cares about (like of me and my friends tubing on the lake) a lot of them are cool. Birds feeding their young, herons swooping in on their prey, beavers building their dams. Stunning sunsets. How are these worth only pennies while the frame used to bring them to focus is worth more than they are?! \\nI'm sorry, I'm stoned.\",\n \"Summary: downloadable empty small-medium towns\\n\\nPost: Hi all. I am looking for some good, simple towns. I was never good at the create-a-world program but I love building houses and designing sims. I am looking for smallish sized towns that are either empty (no houses) or just have no sims (empty houses). I have all expansion packs and Outdoor Living, High End Loft, Fast Lane, and Town Life. Towns that feature and utilize EP content is a bonus.\",\n \"Summary: Got a nervous girl who had to wait over an hour for her train (alone) stoned, chilled w her for a bit, prob made her night haha.\\n\\nPost: So yesterday I went to an outdoor shopping mall type of thing with the boyfriend. (They have movies, restaurants, a Whole Foods, stuff like that.) Right across from the plaza is an apartment complex and beyond that is train tracks. The boyfriend and I went to the train tracks last night with a little thing of icecream, some cookies, and some water, and ate in a little boarding dock on the tracks. We smoked, we got to solid [7]s I think. \\nAs we were leaving a young girl (about 23) asked us some questions on what tracks she had to get on to get into Boston, what time the train was coming, etc. We helped her out then left. Then I thought- wait! So we went back and asked her if she smoked. She said yes. \\nSo we smoked her up of course! By this time I was at at least a [9], I was baked out of my fucking mind. I think she appreciated it too because she had to wait over an hour for her train and it was dark and kinda scary. So we sat with her for like 30 mins and got her nice and stoned, haha.\",\n \"Summary: after cooking edibles how to make house not smell like weed?\\n\\nPost: Hey guys. So my mom's going out later and I want to make some pot peanutbutter (specifically for my homemade Reese's Eggs..) so how can I mask the smell? \\nI smoke a lot in my room and my mom's never noticed. And I don't really do anything to mask the scent. \\nAlso my mom's boyfriend is coming over, he's a cop. \\nSo how can I mask the scent? I heard that baking vanilla extract makes your house smell like cookies, can I bake vanilla extract while my pb is baking? \\nKeep in mind I also will have the windows open and such.\",\n \"Summary: Don't smoke joints when you're trying to be discreet.\\n\\nPost: Today I bought a pack of zig zags so I was pretty pumped. So I decided to try and make my first joint. It takes me awhile and the J turns out sub-par but I smoke it anyway. \\nJesus. It was like a smoke machine. My whole house reeks now. My mom's coming home soon. So. That sucks.\",\n \"Summary: Weed makes me calmer and I can express myself more easily, which makes conflict resolution easier and relatively painless. You?\\n\\nPost: So recently my home life has been very tumultuous. We all care about each other very much but several things have been changing and people just feel differently. So there's a lot of conflict in my life at the moment. \\nI notice that when I'm out or I haven't been smoking and I get into a conflict w a family member, it quickly escalates and gets more petty. I get angrier and also tend to make those \\\"all or nothing\\\" statements that you can't really come back from. \\nBut then when I'm stoned and I have a conflict or am continuing an old one, I find it's a lot easier. Most of my conflicts get resolved after I smoke. I find it easier to express my feelings. I don't exaggerate or give ultimatums. I'm more rational and articulate than when I'm sober and hot-headed. \\nPlus it makes it easier for me to cool off afterwords (: anyone have similar experiences?\",\n \"Summary: Trees took away my nausea and severe pain. Ily trees\\n\\nPost: Earlier I was in the worst pain I've had in awhile. I have a few health issues so random, shooting pains in the abdomen and chest are fairly normal for me. I was in so much pain that I was about to vomit. The thought of smoking kinda grossed me out. \\nFinally my boyfriend convinced me to try to take one or two hits, reminding me of all the evidence of MMJ. So I did. Now I feel excellent, a bit hungry, but not nauseous and all my pain is gone. Thank you, trees!\",\n \"Summary: I need open when letter ideas and things to put inside of them other than just a letter.\\n\\nPost: Hey guys, sorry if this isn't the best place to post my question, if you know of a better subreddit let me know! \\nAnyway. I'm not the most crafty person but I wanted to try to make my boyfriend open-when letters for Valentine's Day. If you're unfamiliar with the concept, it's a stack of letters with instructions of when to open them- ie, \\\"Open when you're sad\\\" \\\"Open when you miss me\\\" \\\"Open when it's Christmas\\\" etc. The letters contain, obviously, letters, but also things like photos, inspirational sayings, small gifts, etc. For example, I plan on doing an \\\"Open when you're bored\\\" and I'm including some pages of Sudoku, crossword puzzles, colored pencils and an image to color in, that type of stuff. \\nAnyway, I'm at a block of other letter ideas and things to put in them other than just letters. I just can't think of many little, inexpensive (I have like no money right now) ideas that will fit in these envelopes. I'm also stuck on letter ideas. Right now I have: \\nOpen when you need to know how much I love you (a love letter) \\nOpen when you just need some gas money ($10) \\nOpen when you don't feel appreciated (a ton of little pieces of paper where I write things that he's done for me that I appreciated, on the top of the envelope it says \\\"Remember when...?\\\") \\nOpen when you'd like to reminisce (a paper full of little anecdotes from 'back in the day') \\nI don't have many photos of us, and I have none printed out. I need ideas for letters and cute, fresh ideas of what to put in them other than just a letter. Ideas?\",\n \"Summary: SO and I are taking a break to get our heads and lives straight, not sure if we want to try again, but we both say \\\"maybe\\\". Should I wait for him or should I start dating again? Or should I wait for him for a certain period of time and then move on? Help!\\n\\nPost: Backstory: Before we met, my SO was married and had 2 kids (ages 5 and 3) with his ex wife. They got married because she got pregnant, because she stopped taking her birth control pills without telling him. She even picked out her own engagement ring and basically told him that he wouldn't see his son if he didn't marry her. (He wanted to stick around and support her without getting married because then you get more federal assistance, and they didn't have much money.) They didn't even have a real wedding, they had a justice of the peace, and she didn't even wear white. So basically he was very unhappy and felt trapped in his marriage and had already talked about separation with her before me and him even met. \\n We met because we were coworkers in a restaurant, he even trained me one day when I started. There was an instant attraction, we flirted a bit (before I knew he was married) and hung out a few times. The second time we hung out, we spent the night together, and basically never spent another night apart. (This was in Dec, so we've been together 3 and a half months but it feels like so much longer since we've lived together the whole time.) He left his wife, went a little crazy, (He finally felt free!) and we've lived together ever since. \\n I truly believe he is the love of my life. We've been through so much already together. We've met and know each other's families. No one is thrilled about the age difference, but my SO looks to be about 22. Everyone says so, we always play the \\\"Guess how old he is\\\" game with new people. The oldest guess he ever got was 25. He acts young, too, and is just generally full of energy and life. So the age difference never bothered me, though it did bother him a little bit. \\n Anyway, like I said, we've been through a lot. His wife won't let him see his kids, and it's killing him. He has severe depression because of it. He's also a veteran and has some service-related disability and PTSD. (Nothing you could see by looking at him though.) He's in the middle of a divorce, which his wife is intent on making long and drawn-out and painful. \\n We had a long discussion the other night and agreed that he needed some time on his own to get his shit together. I was basically holding his hand through everything - taking his calls, keeping a planner with all of his appointments, waking him up every morning. He needs to do it himself so that way he's not relying on me. He was also considering checking himself into a hospital or day program for treatment for his depression. I've walked him back from the edge a couple of times, but lets face it, the goal is that he never gets near the edge again. \\n So we are now broken up. Or, we are thinking of changing the language to \\\"taking a break.\\\" But I'm not sure, yet. I love him more than I have ever loved anyone in my entire life, and no one has ever made me feel the way he does. We've been through a lot but it's all been real. However he doesn't know how he feels about having more kids, and I'm only 18 - kids are something I've always wanted. I even told him I was willing to compromise and have kids younger than I originally wanted so that he wouldn't be a new dad at 40. \\n I know that he is not going out to be with other girls and I am not leaving to be with other guys. We are leaving this relationship so that way we can both get our heads straight and get out ducks in a row. My question for you, r/relationships, is this: once that happens, do you think we should give it a second shot, or do you think I should just move on? This fall I'm starting college, so I'll be around a lot of young guys my age. Should I wait for him, the guy I know I want to be with (but I don't know if it will ever work out) or should I just try to find somebody new? Should I go on dates but not sleep with anyone? I don't even know if we'll ever get back together, since I'm going to be moving 45 mins away from him and our whole relationship we've lived together. \\n I need your advice r/relationships, and inb4: I'm a homewrecker and all of that, I've heard it all, but worse.\",\n \"Summary: if you buy something and then realize it may or may not be vegan, what do you do?\\n\\nPost: I've been a vegan for a little over three years now. I take it very seriously, and usually would rather go hungry than eat something ambiguous. \\n However my school has a few vegan options, and in one of the little lunch cafeterias, they usually have 1 vegan soup. But their \\\"vegan\\\" labeling is horrible and spotty, but generally you can tell by the label (\\\"Curried red lentil: red lentils in a curried vegetarian sauce with vegetables\\\") whether or not an option is vegan. \\n Today I bought minestrone: vegetables, pasta, and herbs in a vegetarian broth. I couldn't think of any nonvegan ingredients so I bought a bowl. As soon as I sat down I thought, \\\"crap... cheese.\\\" Some minestrone recipes call for cheese in the broth! I hadn't asked. \\n So I had already paid for it and couldn't return it, so I ate it. I'll probably find out in a few hours whether or not it contained dairy (via stomach pains) but I'm wondering: what's your view on this? What would you have done? What is the \\\"ethical\\\" thing to do in your mind?\",\n \"Summary: Computer overheats a lot. Need to uninstall all my stuff packs and maybe one or two expansion packs. Which expansion packs should I uninstall and why?\\n\\nPost: My computer has a terrible problem with overheating. Even if I use a fan or prop it up. I've tried everything, nothing seems to help. Playing The Sims is nearly impossible because it overheats every 5 minutes (this is not an exaggeration) but The Sims is my favorite game! \\n I have every expansion and stuff pack up to Island Paradise. I also torrented every store item ever offered up to a few months ago. I am uninstalling all of my stuff packs right now, but can't remove any of the cc without removing all of it, and I love the store cc. So I'm wondering what your least favorite expansion pack (or the ones you think take the biggest toll on my computer) is, and why I should delete it. \\n I was thinking Late Night because I don't play in Bridgeport much and never use high-rises elsewhere, and I will have vampires regardless because I have Supernatural. But I was thinking of uninstalling Supernatural, too. \\n Thoughts?\",\n \"Summary: DOE ever take a hit that they instantly know is gonna fuck em up\\n\\nPost: DOE ever smoke for a little bit and not feel much, then take another hit and just instantly know 'This is the one. I'm gonna be fucked after this one.' ?? I get it sometimes, (some weed just takes a few mins to kick in after the sesh is over) and the hit even feels different in my lungs, almost like the smoke has reached a place it rarely does, and it feels stronger and a little painful but it doesn't burn. Does anyone else have this?\",\n \"Summary: How would you explain the logic of a potential short run trade-off between unemployment and inflation to the President [of a mythical country]?\\\"\\n\\nPost: Hi Redditors, \\n I've been seriously struggling in my macroeconomics class. But, hooray, I'm passing with a solid B and only have one more assignment left! But awhile ago I stopped understanding anything at all about what we're learning about. I just need a few pointers so I can write a short paper and keep my B. \\n \\\"The President of Bartavia is being advised on economic policy by you, his economic advisor. Assume that Bartavia is very close to the full employment level (resources are almost all fully employed in the economy) but the President of Bartavia is still worried about unemployment. Therefore he wants to enact some expansionary fiscal policy. How would you explain the logic of a potential short run trade-off between unemployment and inflation to the President? In other words, why might there be an inverse relationship between unemployment and inflation over the short run when the economy is very close to full employment and no technological advances are occurring simultaneously?\\\" \\n I'm not asking for anyone to write my paper, just give me a few key points or a general direction. The paper is graded by the automated Cengage system, though my professor does read them and will tweak the grade a little (always to add points, never to take away.) Any and all help is super appreciated!\",\n \"Summary: how to avoid combustion and uneven cooking with a mflb? do you agree that vaping gives a different high than smoking? DOE think vaping doesn't save that much weed? or am i just doing it wrong?\\n\\nPost: Hey frients (: long time smoker here! But super health conscious and all of that, so with my taxes I decided to get a vape for health and herb-saving reasons! It arrived last week, the mflb. \\n I researched a lot before i used it and even watched some videos, but I'm having issues with burning/combustion. I've had combustion once, where I was like 'holy shit that's a lot of vapor... no, that's smoke !\\\" And then I noticed the cherry. I put it out soon enough by making it so no air could get in. But even when I'm not lighting my vape on fire, the weed looks almost overcooked after I vape, or there will be very black edges and green parts and just very uneven. This even happens when I shake the trench regularly between hits. I'm saving my avb for edibles, so I don't want to vape the shit out of it. \\n So I'm looking for tips on even vaping and avoiding combustion as well as general vaping tips. I don't want to wreck my mflb (warranty or not) \\n Also I was wondering is it common for vaping to give you a different high? Both me and my SO think that using it gives us more of a body high. He hates it and prefers a pipe or bong. I don't mind it so much but sometimes if I want to get truly fucked up I will go to my trusty bong instead of my vape. It just doesn't seem to get me as high, and it also doesn't seem to save a significant amount of weed (other than the avb for edibles) \\n Thank you frients (: happy vaping!\",\n \"Summary: don't try to decorate cupcakes at your new job high, it's really hard and stressful\\n\\nPost: I don't have a car and work mornings at a little bakery in town. I have to walk there which takes about 25 mins. Yesterday morning my shift was at 7am so I was up at 5:30 to get ready. I was all ready a few mins before I had to leave so I thought, why not... wake and bake! It will make the freezing cold walk a little more bearable. \\n I took 3 or 4 rips off of my bong, and I realize that this weed is a 'creeper'... so I didn't feel it at first but then wham! It hit me. \\n I couldn't stop smiling on my way to work, it made my walk nice and fun because I was using my mom's ipod and all of her music is a blast from the past. \\n Then I get into work and... oh no. I couldn't function. I made a fool of myself. Everyone there is super serious about their work because my boss actually owns it so her livelihood depends on our work. It is really hard to decorate cupcakes to my boss's standards when you're high as a kite. And, this is only my second week. So I had no idea what I was doing, I couldn't even 'autopilot' it. \\n I have no intentions of quitting my beloved trees but oh man, there is a time and a place for them. Lesson learned.\",\n \"Summary: I smoke way too much now, it's hurting my apartment cleanliness, my schoolwork, and my wallet. Not sure if kicking the habit completely or cutting back is the best way to go. Also concerned about anxiety/depression recurring. Looking to hear from your personal experiences. Thanks!\\n\\nPost: I was a late-bloomer when it came to smoking. I started a regular habit when I was in my senior year of high school, after severe anxiety and depression problems forced me to drop out and complete night school. \\n Smoking allowed me to get off of all of the pharmaceuticals I was on - anti anxiety, antidepressents, strong sleeping pills, and pills for my recurring nightmares. I didn't even need to be stoned all the time. Just smoking at night or after a long day at work was all I needed for improvement across the board. I was thrilled. \\n Well life changed and I did too. I had a longterm boyfriend who smoked much more than I did. I never had much of a tolerance so one bowl could last me 2 days easily - all I needed was a hit or two at night for a few hours of relaxation. But with my boyfriend I smoked much more than normal because he was always sparking up. Now I'm single, and I live alone in a new city, and I smoke much more. \\n Now okay so I know people who can smoke all day long and it's fine. They're still productive, they get their stuff done. They just do it stoned. I think that's awesome! But I get lazy. Sometimes I get the spins and couldn't stand up even if I wanted to. Which was never a problem when I was limiting smoking to just before bed or when I got home after a long day and just wanted to eat, relax, and crash. \\n I've been smoking more and more. I wake up on weekends and spark a bowl while lying in bed, and then I do nothing all day. My weekdays are so busy, so weekends are my time to catch up on household chores and schoolwork. This past weekend I did absolutely nothing but smoke and eat all weekend. So I've been really seeing a downward trend in my apartment (it's just filthy!) my schoolwork (can't concentrate on homework in my messy apartment) and my wallet too - before, an eighth could last me two or even three weeks if I needed. Now, I buy two quarters a month typically. That's doubling what I used to spend. \\n So I guess I'm looking for advice. Should I kick the habit completely/go on a t-break? Is it possible to set strict rules/regimen for myself and follow it? If I decide to stop smoking, can I still do so with my friends socially? I don't feel like I'm addicted to marijuana. I feel like my life would be fine without it. But I definitely use it to procrastinate - I'd rather smoke than clean, and smoking makes it easier to justify not cleaning. (at least while i'm stoned.) I'm also worried about anxiety/depression if I quit. Things have changed a lot since high school, and I'm in a really good place. But I am terrified to go back to the black hole I was in. \\n Thanks for reading and sorry that this got long.. I just needed to get it out.\",\n \"Summary: old roommate-from-hell's really nice family member wants to move in with me and seems to be trying to emotionally manipulate me into letting that happen (\\\"I'll be kicked out whether I have a place to stay or not\\\"), but I have another roommate lined up to move in in a few months who seems like a much better fit. How do I let down the family member nicely, when we work together and will see each other frequently?\\n\\nPost: I live in a gorgeous two bedroom apartment. I can make ends meet living alone with my job, but it's difficult and I have no extra spending money. Having a roommate alleviates the burden a lot, so I've been casually putting the word out there to try and find a good fit. My last roommate [26M] was a nightmare - he had a lot of psychological problems (and possibly brain damage from an accident a few years back) and the months I spent living with him made me miserable and anxious. I've been living alone now for a few months, because I have so much anxiety surrounding roommates now from that shitty situation. \\n Like I said, I've been casually letting people know that I'm looking for a roommate. A girl, we'll call her C, in one of my classes (I attend a University very close to my apartment) mentioned that her lease is up in May and that she's looking for a new place. I was thrilled - though I don't know her very well, she's very nice and we have similar senses of humor. I could see myself becoming good friends with her, and I genuinely enjoy our conversations together. She seems like a good fit. \\n Here's where things get a little dicey: before my old roommate moved out, he introduced me to a lot of cool people. One of them was his uncle's girlfriend, L (very young, somewhere in her late 20s). I really liked her, too, when I met her. She's very down-to-earth and nice. I never saw her again after my roommate moved out, but she just got a job in the same building I work in. (It's hard to describe, but a family owns two businesses in the same building. Both business share space in the back, so we would see each other all the time, no avoiding it.) It was really nice to see her and catch up with her, and she asked if I had found another roommate yet. I told her about C, that she would probably move in in the next 2 months, but that I wasn't rushing it. L was really understanding about my old roommate and told me that she's been having problems with him too. Then she said that she was looking for a place, and wondering if things didn't work out with C if she could move in. I didn't really say yes or no. We exchanged numbers. I should also mention that during this conversation she slipped up and said \\\"when we move in\\\" - meaning her and her boyfriend. I really like her, but her boyfriend annoys the living hell out of me. I knew he would visit regardless but that slip up makes me wonder how often she would really have him over. \\n I then get a barrage of texts that basically read \\\"I would love to be your roommate, it's perfect timing, I do have a cat but that cat has never marked anything (my lease explicitly says no pets, but I have been considering talking to my landlord to see if I could get a cat of my own), I'm also freaking out because my mother (who she lives with currently) is kicking me out, whether I have a place to live or not.\\\" There was a lot more, and it was sent in like 7 different messages. \\n When my first roommate was about to move in, I felt intense dread. I passed it off as just being anxious about having a roommate (I'm an introvert and value my privacy and alone time a lot) but with C I don't feel that same dread. I feel a little anxiety about having a roommate and the unknown, but nothing like the dread I felt before. When I think about L, I feel a similar sense of dread - not nearly as bad, but I just intuitively feel that it would not work out. \\n L is an awesome person and I'd love to remain friends with her, especially working in such close quarters. But I feel like she is trying to emotionally manipulate me a little bit (\\\"I'll get kicked out whether I have a place to go or not\\\") and that terrifies me. I don't know how to respond to her in such a way that both rejects her as a roommate but keeps her as a friend. \\n I'm a very kind person and always do my best to help out those in need, but I can't do so at the expense of myself, and I fear that helping her will result in more anxiety for me. What do I do?\",\n \"Summary: is this enough avb to make edibles & how much should/could I make to still have a good dosage.\\n\\nPost: Hey guys, quick q. I got my first mflb a little while ago and have been saving my avb for edibles. This is improperly vaped avb, by the way. (Still learning and getting used to a vape) so some of this is very green, some very black, and some golden brown. I also have some stems I would prob grind up and throw in. Is this enough? What are some quick and easy recipes? I cant do anything with dairy or eggs though. How much peanut butter/oil should I combine this with? I dont have a scale but how much of this would be a good dose? \\n [My avb](\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":24,"string":"24"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":2098,"string":"2,098"}}},{"rowIdx":2099,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"cypherreddit"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post West isn't articulate but he also isn't an idiot, at least about what he is talking about here"},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Even though West was making crazy allusions and comparisons, he still made very valid points about the economic and structural power in society and the difficulties even for the newly wealthy to find a significant position beside the decision makers. \n And then Sway takes about how he knows what West is talking about even tough he can't grasp that the difference in scale is significantly different. Sway was talking to seamstress factories in Sri Lanka whereas West was talking to fashion moguls in Paris."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Even though West was making crazy allusions and comparisons, he still made very valid points about the economic and structural power in society and the difficulties even for the newly wealthy to find a significant position beside the decision makers. \n And then Sway takes about how he knows what West is talking about even tough he can't grasp that the difference in scale is significantly different. Sway was talking to seamstress factories in Sri Lanka whereas West was talking to fashion moguls in Paris."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: teach your penis jokes are funny in the right context \n EDIT: I accidentally a word but leaving it as is as its great so many are conversing with their penis now\n\nPost: if you are seriously asking here's my suggestion: \n teach your kid when and where not to do stuff like that (like in proximity to authority figures) and how not to get caught. We all do stupid stuff, part of being an adult is that we don't let other people know about the stupid/gross/weird stuff that we do. You also might want to make yourself or someone you trust a person that your son can share with when they do or want to do something stupid and are getting in over their head.","Summary: Finders keepers, losers weepers rules don't apply to the adult world\n\nPost: If found in international waters and your nation or the port you tow it to signed the SALCON 89 convention, the convention still applies even if derelict. Generally the salvage is treated like lost property and a reasonable attempt is made to contact the owners. In most jurisdictions, if it goes unclaimed for 30 days or so you can acquire ownership of the salvage. Not going through this process might be considered theft in your nation.","Summary: pretty much true minus the dead rats\n\nPost: it is very low risk in the states. The danger about hot water was due to heavy metal accumulation, especially lead, that was agitated by hot water pipes. Since PVC, that danger has pretty much gone away for residences except for old buildings. \n Still I wouldn't recommend drinking or cooking from the hot because you still have a tank of constantly hot water and who knows what has been breeding in that.","Summary: it was an unneeded \"gift\" that would disrupt local markets and give Monsanto a foothold in the future\n\nPost: The seeds weren't needed, illegal to import, would displace local varieties that were strongly adapted to local conditions, expose farmers crops to potential plant-pathogens, replacement seed would be difficult to obtain legally as their own would have been displaced by the imported hybrids, after the first crop the subsequent generations lose their potency quickly, they seeds were treated with fertilizer ans pesticide which would adversely affect the local soils.","Summary: you can open the majority of locks at no cost, following the directions in a 3 minute video\n\nPost: you don't even need that, look up lock bumping on youtube \n I accidentally locked myself out of my house a few weeks back. I scrapped down an old key flat on a piece of concrete, hit the handle with my palm a few times while turning with the flat key and repeated the process with the deadbolt. Once I had the key made, it too seconds and to someone looking at me, it only looked like I had a bit of trouble with the door.","Summary: OpenOffice is long dead, good riddance, long live Libre!\n\nPost: OpenOffice was first and OpenSource and run by Sun/Oracle. For a decade Sun said they would transfer governorship of OpOff to an independent party. They never did and the project severely lagged behind. When Oracle bought out Sun, development just about halted with many company developers mover to other projects. \n So most of the non-company developers made their own organization and a fork LibreOffice. After things were setup and moving along well, they invited Oracle to join the development (and most linux distro moved from OOO to libre). Oracle agreed under the condition that those involved in starting the fork be removed from decision making and be replaced by company employees. \n The response wasn't fuck you. Shortly after this Oracle fired the rest of their in-house OOO development and closed the OOO project.","Summary: its okay to have an opinion, just don't try to impose it on others \n EDITED\n\nPost: I'm in agreement and you and myself are likely to get downvotes for having an unpopular aesthetic preference and being out of topic . \n I personally prefer seeing blemishes, wrinkles, freckles, acne, and the rest of the landscape of face rather than a painted desert. \n I can appreciate the look of make-up, but it doesn't appeal to me. Ultimately though the best you can do is voice your preference to those you are concerned with and leave it up to them to decide what to do as its their choice. \n Just be gentle about it, not pushy and don't badger. I know I go off on people and tell them I don't give a shit about their opinion that tell me to shave my beard to fit their aesthetic after I already told them firmly once \"no\". \n I'm sure women who enjoy makeup really hate being berated about it also.","Summary: You will be choosing a different shipper for any packages larger than the USPS large flatrate box\n\nPost: lazy carriers will say they knocked on your door and leave a card in your box to pick up the package at the post office. Unless it is small enough to fit in one of the package mail boxes, then they will leave a key for that mailbox in your mailbox (if there are any, if not and part of a HOA, push for those mailboxes).","Summary: It wouldn't. It does. Maybe.\n\nPost: At this point the public isn't sure what has happened to the cold wallets. The coins are on the blockchain, but to do anything with them you need to have the passcode to the wallet. Trying to break the passcode would take significant computing resources. That is an understatement. If the coins were stolen, they were stolen by someone with some sort of access to the passcode. Using transaction malleability to steal that many coins is improbable and requires incompetence of the highest order. If the coins are lost because the password was lost, that only requires ineptitude. \n I would suggest learning how coins are stored, secured and transferred in general and for exchanges. This will help you make better decisions when news comes out involving a technical issue like the Gox one. Gox tried to place blame on the protocol, many people panic sold and the people that knew how bitcoin operates bought it up. It will also help you to protect your own assets.","Summary: I used bing because I wanted results of twink porn not of actual twinks\n\nPost: are people forgetting the line of the conversation... the topic was a porn niche that would be suitable for people that liked looking at young boys naked without actually looking at young boys naked. Twink porn (and remember porn names are not the same as their origin, see water sports) fits that role and is a major sub-genre. \n I used bing because you can turn off safe search, you can't do simple porngraphic searches with google.","Summary: I have no idea\n\nPost: I can spread some dust to some random wallets or very particular wallets. Keep an eye on that dust on that one page, see if it gets spent or not. If its spent, I can follow the crumbs then or simply note that the wallet is active. That is a lot less time consuming than looking in each wallet for something to track. Also you may have already accounted for the current balance of the wallet and already purposed it (especially if you have automated transactions going on) but not the dust. \n Really though we have no idea why they did this and even if it was for research, we have no idea of their understanding, their research design or even intent.","Summary: dm;hs\n\nPost: This sounds more like pity sex than anything. I know it is gratitude sex from your perspective as you are thanking him by giving him a unique experience but... \n One of the reasons that this guy got sex from you is that he normally wouldn't be able to have sex. This is the downside to this exchange. \n Morally? If you go with virtue ethics, and I think people should, both of you had the best of intentions. \n For my part, I would have respectively declined your offer although tempting. I'm a bit prudent and a one-time thing with no substance isn't appealing to me. For him, considering he used a pro before, you were a piece joy only at the cost of being a decent person. \n From you end, again I wouldn't make the offer of sex, but I would ask him what I could do for him. Still that doesn't mean much for you and what you did isn't a big deal unless you think it was. \n I might do what you did if my relationship with the woman was more substantial (but still mutually platonic).","Summary: basically it is the same as every ones, under 13 get your parents permission (except notably 4chan as they dont really fall under COPPA restrictions)\n\nPost: The Website is not intended for users under the age of 13, and Service Provider does not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from users under the age of 13. Such users are expressly prohibited from submitting their personally identifiable information to us, and from using portions of the Website for which registration is required, such as our forums and chat areas; any information submitted by such users will not knowingly be used, posted, or retained by us. \n Edit: Their policy is actually a little more complicated in regards to age as it is listed at least twice on reddit and refers to Conde Nast at least once \n >This Website is not intended for use by children, especially those under age 13. No one under age 13 is allowed to provide any personal information or use our public discussion areas, forums and chats. Minors between the ages of 13 and 17 must get the permission of their parent(s) or legal guardian(s) before making purchases, including subscriptions, on this site. \n >If your children disclose information about themselves in publicly accessible areas of the Website, they may get unsolicited messages from other parties. Accordingly, you should tell them not to do so. \n >If you're worried about your children's activities or their privacy on our site, we encourage you to contact our Privacy Policy Coordinator as described below. \n This Service is not intended for use by children, especially those under age 13. No one under age 13 is allowed to register for the Service or provide any personally identifiable information or use our social, community and public discussion areas, photo and video galleries, bulletin boards, forums, chats, blogs, personal/job search and other classified ads, and elsewhere. Minors between the ages of 13 and 17, inclusive, must get the permission of their parent(s) or legal guardian(s) before making purchases, including subscriptions, on this Service.","Summary: don't be a fucking idiot. Take a break from drugs, start doing aerobics, go on a diet and hydrate. If you are at the point where you are seriously considering putting strange piss inside of you, you need to reexamine your life.\n\nPost: Your kidneys will still be dumping urine into your bladder including any checked substances, you likely would want to pee the deposited urine out immediately. You would need to insert a catheter all the way into your bladder then force the flow against the pressure. That requires a few pieces of medical/chemistry equipment, not impossible to get but also not at Walmart. Care has to be taken not to pump air into the bladder, at best you will sputter as you pee and it indicates a serious medical condition, at worst you kill yourself in a very painful way. Contrary to popular belief, urine is only sterile when it is yours and in your bladder. During its escape from the body it can pick up all sorts of nasty stuff. Hopefully your donor had a recent STD check, those blisters can be painful when they are up there. Lots of other nasty things can picked up as well directly from their bladder, since really only a healthy person's urine is sterile, for that person.)","Summary: it refers to white cornbread, an old status symbol \n EDIT: only quick reference I could find outside of my southern elementary education\n\nPost: It used to refer to corn-bread. Corn bread is a common southern food and served with many meals. \n There are a variety of types of corn bread but we will look at just the color difference. \n Common cornbread is yellow. A more unusual corn bread is white. While yellow cornbread was more nutritious (and flavorful) white cornbread was more scarce and was used as a status symbol for wealthy households.","Summary: The chocolate barely melts, the icecream is the danger\n\nPost: it depends on how cold your fingers and the chocolate is but the chocolate is more resilient to warmth than normal chocolate. You can usually get away with holding it bare handed and just having to lick the residue off the tips of your fingers, but most people prefer to just hold it with the wrapper, especially since the icecream tends to melt through the cracks as you eat","Summary: MtGox is trying to pass the blame for their own incompetence\n\nPost: Its no longer the #1 exchange, Wallstreet analysts have been predicting the fall of MTGox for about a week now (not considering the past predictions) and the flaw isn't critical at all, it would be a non-issue if MtGox fixed their poorly designed wallet months ago like the BTC devs told them. The other exchanges shouldn't have this issue if they didn't also get lazy with the coding. One way to know is if you are using a high-volume exchange and withdrawing lots of BTC and getting failed transactions in the past few weeks. MtGox was having this issue, I haven't heard of any other major ones having the same.","Summary: read the previous sentence\n\nPost: here is a fictional story that can show how murky homicide and suicide can be: \n >At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. \n >On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. \n >As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. \n >Ordinarily, Dr. Mills continued, a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide. That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. \n >An elderly man and his wife occupied the room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated from. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject' A' but kills subject 'B' in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject 'B'. \n >When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore, the killing of Mr.Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. \n >The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. \n >Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. \n >So the case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. \n >Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. \n >The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.","Summary: you fling bullshit until some of it sticks\n\nPost: here is the post in the thread.]( \n Also a quick rundown of how sports betting predictions work: 1, send half your mark pool one possible outcome and the other half the other outcome for the first game. 2, for the second game send half of the previously winning half one outcome and the other previously winning half the other outcome. 3, repeat step 2 until you need to rebrand.","Summary: switch plugs, check threads for size dirt and damage, rethread\n\nPost: use your finger to feel the thread you can't see. Make sure there isn't any thread damage or gunk/sand in the thread. \n Make double sure the threads are correct on the spark plug (didn't pick up the wrong one or it was switched) and check the old plugs to see if the thread for that cylinder isnt different due to rethreading. I would even try that plug in a different cylinder to make sure it isnt the culprit. \n If you are still having an issue after switching the plug, I would take off what ever was needed to get a good look at the thread. \n Also I've heard Hondas have a picky threading angle. It could be that socket has a bad thread started and you are missing the proper thread. \n Worst case scenario, you or a mechanic will need to rethread.","Summary: Read the sentence before this one but not the next one. Refer to prior sentence.\n\nPost: Why are the ankles likened to the roots? A tree makes more sense to me if you consider it upside down. Consider it this way: \n Most of the tree's nutrients are absorbed through the bottom half, the the top half. \n Most of the manipulation of the physical environment is by the tree's bottom half; our top half. \n Sex and reproduction occur with the tree's top half; our bottom half. \n Waste is excreted through the tree's top half; our bottom half. \n So if you are anthropomorphizing trees, you should imagine them buried head down with their asses in the air.","Summary: you get away with a lot more shit when you have a horse\n\nPost: Dude has a horse, even in the most dangerous neighborhood in any of the southern cities the toughest thugs would be \"Hay, this mothafucka has a horse, check this shit out\", at the other end of the spectrum, the biggest gun-totting redneck in the countryside would either be like \"he's white, it's alright\", \"well can't be no guv'ment man with dat dere horse\" or \"I got to see a man about a horse\"","Summary: Its stock value is roughly $2,000. The owner added a lot of bolt on stuff that probably costs 3-4,000 in addition but hasn't added anything to significantly change the operation of the bike. \n Also one should note this bike isn't road legal in many states due to the lack of mirrors, signalling devices, a DOT approved tail-light, and the improperly pitched plate without illuminating light.\n\nPost: Its a Suzuki. I have the '96 of that model in my back yard. \n He heavily modified the aesthetics. \nNew paint job, chromed engine, new foot controls, removed passenger seating and backrest in exchange for a more comfortable seat, new pipes, new rear fender and possibly front fender. new hand grips, signals. \n What hasnt changed? \n The engine (which is heavy torque but with some speed, I got my 4-speed up to 120mph with saddlebags and a windscreen. Its also very tough to kill), the brakes (single disc brakes that wear unevenly and need to stop ~600lbs), kick stand that makes tipping easy, front fork tubes that are prone to leaking, I suspect the electrical is unchanged other than lights (have fun chasing gremlins), the fuel tank (3.2 gallons main .2 in reserve, the designers calculated the tank slope wrong. I would get 100-120 miles to the tank), dummy indicators (MPH, oil pressure, neutral, highbeam, signal, and trip/odometer are your only indicators. Most owners keep track of their fuel level with the trip odometer. For RPMs, your ear is the tach). Spoked wheels the require either innertubes or a risky silicone modification.","Summary: Parker and Stone are taking credit for pushing out a star that was already falling when they only helped.\n\nPost: in case anyone is wondering what really happened: \n Tom Cruise is a dick to everyone including his bosses at Paramount. During his Mission Impossible 3 contract, he kept threatening to not fulfill parts of his contract if Viacom (Owns Paramount, Comedy Central and probably a 1/5th of media) didn't give into his constant demands, some of which involved Parker and Stone. \n During this time Cruise was a publicity nightmare and very hard to work with. The many incidents involving Stone and Parker certainly added to this, but those two weren't the reason Cruise and Paramount split. Had Cruise either not been completely bonkers at the time and sue happy or not threatening to fulfill his contracts, the tables might have been turned and Parker and Stone could have been kicked out. \n The main thing that happened was there were a few episodes of Southpark that directly made fun of Cruise and Cruise tried to stop them from airing by threatening to not commit to contracts and sue broadcasters.","Summary: This is a pile of pirated DVDs in Taiyuan, Shanxi province, China being shoveled on April 20, 2008.\n\nPost: since submitter is failing \n my google-fu punched out this information:\n[\n\"A local official shovels pirated DVDs before destroying them during a campaign in Taiyuan, Shanxi province in this April 20, 2008 file photo. A fake Apple store in China, made famous by a blog that said even the staff working there didn’t realise it was a bogus outlet, is probably the most audacious example to date of the risks Western companies face in the booming Chinese market.The less-publicised phenomenon of unauthorised vendors setting up shop to peddle real products has grown alongside China’s manufacturing prowess. Many of the factories that produce brand-name goods on contract have been known to do extra runs of the goods to make extra cash, analysts say.\"](","Summary: If you owe a debt prepare for more than a lifetime of hassle\n\nPost: 15 (or 5) years in kentucky for debts. In any case the old debt collector can try to collect on the debt for beyond the rest of your life until it gets taken to court and ruled on the SoL only applies to ruling. So unless the collector was stupid enough to take you to court knowing you were prepared (they can tell this by how you deal with them) you have to pay for the court costs first, which may not be in your pocketbook, meanwhile the collector can just pass off the debt to someone else while the case is still pending.","Summary: If everyone knows you, you don't need religion to tell you to be good, all the older people will beat it into and failing that, you might just wind-up under a pile of rocks\n\nPost: As a deviant behavior deterrent, religion is probably more useful for cultures larger than tribes. \n Even in relatively peaceful band-level cultures, if someone is too troublesome then one night some human shaped creatures will enter their home, take them away hiding their tracks and somewhere a well hidden grave is made. \n What religion is really good at in these smaller cultures is reenforcing good techniques and sharing information. For example, preventing over-hunting, or mythos with creation stories that all happen to end at a location with a water source.","Summary: don't follow Dyngus advice unless you know the law. Openly film the police.\n\nPost: I think that mess you wrote is commenting on the weird wire-tapping laws in the US \n They vary greatly by state. If you visibly record an on-duty police officer, its not illegal in any state except Massachusetts and Illinois. In those two states if you visibly record an on-duty police officer, you might be charged but you have a very, very strong case that will likely be dismissed.","Summary: don't use double negatives\n\nPost: in the case of debtors, they aren't running from law enforcement. \n for criminals, a warrant will still be needed and the criminal will still need money. Also a judge isn't going to give a bondsman/bounty hunter access to those records and for most offenses the police aren't going to pursue them that intently. \n Additionally there might be the case where the skip tracer knows of someone assisting the person of interest and may decide to look into the records of that person instead.","Summary: either buy a second house next door or invest heavily in a blacklight, luminol and disposable gloves\n\nPost: it will probably cool down for a few years as they get bored with it. \n but when puberty hits, don't trust anything. \n You will find (new) holes everywhere, strange things buried in the garbage. I've heard reports from the front of semen added to shampoo bottles. If you own any kind of sex toys, keep them in a locked box and the key with you. Run a hot water shower before taking a bath. Make sure your drains are clear of hair, things clog up fast otherwise. Keep them well supplied with handkerchiefs and avoid those afterward. Along with that, make them do their own laundry on a consistent basis early on. Give them their own computer and never touch it again (set-up a remote connection program if you need to, just does physically touch it). Magazines and junk mail with people in them are at risk. Even the line-art lady in your tampon directions isn't safe. Even your tampons aren't safe.","Summary: there are bad people, there are bad cops. We understand this, what we don't understand is why so often bad cops are allowed to abuse power with impunity.\n\nPost: I am so tired of this particular analogy... \n What happens when an airplane crashes? Experts are called in to make damn sure it never happens again if it was preventable. \n What happens if a cop does something bad. Other cops cover for him, the department covers for him, the union covers for him. If there is video, the media loves it and the department gets phone calls. The cop gets suspended with pay. A 3 month investigation takes place and when the media has something shinier to look at they forget that story."],"string":"[\n \"Summary: teach your penis jokes are funny in the right context \\n EDIT: I accidentally a word but leaving it as is as its great so many are conversing with their penis now\\n\\nPost: if you are seriously asking here's my suggestion: \\n teach your kid when and where not to do stuff like that (like in proximity to authority figures) and how not to get caught. We all do stupid stuff, part of being an adult is that we don't let other people know about the stupid/gross/weird stuff that we do. You also might want to make yourself or someone you trust a person that your son can share with when they do or want to do something stupid and are getting in over their head.\",\n \"Summary: Finders keepers, losers weepers rules don't apply to the adult world\\n\\nPost: If found in international waters and your nation or the port you tow it to signed the SALCON 89 convention, the convention still applies even if derelict. Generally the salvage is treated like lost property and a reasonable attempt is made to contact the owners. In most jurisdictions, if it goes unclaimed for 30 days or so you can acquire ownership of the salvage. Not going through this process might be considered theft in your nation.\",\n \"Summary: pretty much true minus the dead rats\\n\\nPost: it is very low risk in the states. The danger about hot water was due to heavy metal accumulation, especially lead, that was agitated by hot water pipes. Since PVC, that danger has pretty much gone away for residences except for old buildings. \\n Still I wouldn't recommend drinking or cooking from the hot because you still have a tank of constantly hot water and who knows what has been breeding in that.\",\n \"Summary: it was an unneeded \\\"gift\\\" that would disrupt local markets and give Monsanto a foothold in the future\\n\\nPost: The seeds weren't needed, illegal to import, would displace local varieties that were strongly adapted to local conditions, expose farmers crops to potential plant-pathogens, replacement seed would be difficult to obtain legally as their own would have been displaced by the imported hybrids, after the first crop the subsequent generations lose their potency quickly, they seeds were treated with fertilizer ans pesticide which would adversely affect the local soils.\",\n \"Summary: you can open the majority of locks at no cost, following the directions in a 3 minute video\\n\\nPost: you don't even need that, look up lock bumping on youtube \\n I accidentally locked myself out of my house a few weeks back. I scrapped down an old key flat on a piece of concrete, hit the handle with my palm a few times while turning with the flat key and repeated the process with the deadbolt. Once I had the key made, it too seconds and to someone looking at me, it only looked like I had a bit of trouble with the door.\",\n \"Summary: OpenOffice is long dead, good riddance, long live Libre!\\n\\nPost: OpenOffice was first and OpenSource and run by Sun/Oracle. For a decade Sun said they would transfer governorship of OpOff to an independent party. They never did and the project severely lagged behind. When Oracle bought out Sun, development just about halted with many company developers mover to other projects. \\n So most of the non-company developers made their own organization and a fork LibreOffice. After things were setup and moving along well, they invited Oracle to join the development (and most linux distro moved from OOO to libre). Oracle agreed under the condition that those involved in starting the fork be removed from decision making and be replaced by company employees. \\n The response wasn't fuck you. Shortly after this Oracle fired the rest of their in-house OOO development and closed the OOO project.\",\n \"Summary: its okay to have an opinion, just don't try to impose it on others \\n EDITED\\n\\nPost: I'm in agreement and you and myself are likely to get downvotes for having an unpopular aesthetic preference and being out of topic . \\n I personally prefer seeing blemishes, wrinkles, freckles, acne, and the rest of the landscape of face rather than a painted desert. \\n I can appreciate the look of make-up, but it doesn't appeal to me. Ultimately though the best you can do is voice your preference to those you are concerned with and leave it up to them to decide what to do as its their choice. \\n Just be gentle about it, not pushy and don't badger. I know I go off on people and tell them I don't give a shit about their opinion that tell me to shave my beard to fit their aesthetic after I already told them firmly once \\\"no\\\". \\n I'm sure women who enjoy makeup really hate being berated about it also.\",\n \"Summary: You will be choosing a different shipper for any packages larger than the USPS large flatrate box\\n\\nPost: lazy carriers will say they knocked on your door and leave a card in your box to pick up the package at the post office. Unless it is small enough to fit in one of the package mail boxes, then they will leave a key for that mailbox in your mailbox (if there are any, if not and part of a HOA, push for those mailboxes).\",\n \"Summary: It wouldn't. It does. Maybe.\\n\\nPost: At this point the public isn't sure what has happened to the cold wallets. The coins are on the blockchain, but to do anything with them you need to have the passcode to the wallet. Trying to break the passcode would take significant computing resources. That is an understatement. If the coins were stolen, they were stolen by someone with some sort of access to the passcode. Using transaction malleability to steal that many coins is improbable and requires incompetence of the highest order. If the coins are lost because the password was lost, that only requires ineptitude. \\n I would suggest learning how coins are stored, secured and transferred in general and for exchanges. This will help you make better decisions when news comes out involving a technical issue like the Gox one. Gox tried to place blame on the protocol, many people panic sold and the people that knew how bitcoin operates bought it up. It will also help you to protect your own assets.\",\n \"Summary: I used bing because I wanted results of twink porn not of actual twinks\\n\\nPost: are people forgetting the line of the conversation... the topic was a porn niche that would be suitable for people that liked looking at young boys naked without actually looking at young boys naked. Twink porn (and remember porn names are not the same as their origin, see water sports) fits that role and is a major sub-genre. \\n I used bing because you can turn off safe search, you can't do simple porngraphic searches with google.\",\n \"Summary: I have no idea\\n\\nPost: I can spread some dust to some random wallets or very particular wallets. Keep an eye on that dust on that one page, see if it gets spent or not. If its spent, I can follow the crumbs then or simply note that the wallet is active. That is a lot less time consuming than looking in each wallet for something to track. Also you may have already accounted for the current balance of the wallet and already purposed it (especially if you have automated transactions going on) but not the dust. \\n Really though we have no idea why they did this and even if it was for research, we have no idea of their understanding, their research design or even intent.\",\n \"Summary: dm;hs\\n\\nPost: This sounds more like pity sex than anything. I know it is gratitude sex from your perspective as you are thanking him by giving him a unique experience but... \\n One of the reasons that this guy got sex from you is that he normally wouldn't be able to have sex. This is the downside to this exchange. \\n Morally? If you go with virtue ethics, and I think people should, both of you had the best of intentions. \\n For my part, I would have respectively declined your offer although tempting. I'm a bit prudent and a one-time thing with no substance isn't appealing to me. For him, considering he used a pro before, you were a piece joy only at the cost of being a decent person. \\n From you end, again I wouldn't make the offer of sex, but I would ask him what I could do for him. Still that doesn't mean much for you and what you did isn't a big deal unless you think it was. \\n I might do what you did if my relationship with the woman was more substantial (but still mutually platonic).\",\n \"Summary: basically it is the same as every ones, under 13 get your parents permission (except notably 4chan as they dont really fall under COPPA restrictions)\\n\\nPost: The Website is not intended for users under the age of 13, and Service Provider does not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from users under the age of 13. Such users are expressly prohibited from submitting their personally identifiable information to us, and from using portions of the Website for which registration is required, such as our forums and chat areas; any information submitted by such users will not knowingly be used, posted, or retained by us. \\n Edit: Their policy is actually a little more complicated in regards to age as it is listed at least twice on reddit and refers to Conde Nast at least once \\n >This Website is not intended for use by children, especially those under age 13. No one under age 13 is allowed to provide any personal information or use our public discussion areas, forums and chats. Minors between the ages of 13 and 17 must get the permission of their parent(s) or legal guardian(s) before making purchases, including subscriptions, on this site. \\n >If your children disclose information about themselves in publicly accessible areas of the Website, they may get unsolicited messages from other parties. Accordingly, you should tell them not to do so. \\n >If you're worried about your children's activities or their privacy on our site, we encourage you to contact our Privacy Policy Coordinator as described below. \\n This Service is not intended for use by children, especially those under age 13. No one under age 13 is allowed to register for the Service or provide any personally identifiable information or use our social, community and public discussion areas, photo and video galleries, bulletin boards, forums, chats, blogs, personal/job search and other classified ads, and elsewhere. Minors between the ages of 13 and 17, inclusive, must get the permission of their parent(s) or legal guardian(s) before making purchases, including subscriptions, on this Service.\",\n \"Summary: don't be a fucking idiot. Take a break from drugs, start doing aerobics, go on a diet and hydrate. If you are at the point where you are seriously considering putting strange piss inside of you, you need to reexamine your life.\\n\\nPost: Your kidneys will still be dumping urine into your bladder including any checked substances, you likely would want to pee the deposited urine out immediately. You would need to insert a catheter all the way into your bladder then force the flow against the pressure. That requires a few pieces of medical/chemistry equipment, not impossible to get but also not at Walmart. Care has to be taken not to pump air into the bladder, at best you will sputter as you pee and it indicates a serious medical condition, at worst you kill yourself in a very painful way. Contrary to popular belief, urine is only sterile when it is yours and in your bladder. During its escape from the body it can pick up all sorts of nasty stuff. Hopefully your donor had a recent STD check, those blisters can be painful when they are up there. Lots of other nasty things can picked up as well directly from their bladder, since really only a healthy person's urine is sterile, for that person.)\",\n \"Summary: it refers to white cornbread, an old status symbol \\n EDIT: only quick reference I could find outside of my southern elementary education\\n\\nPost: It used to refer to corn-bread. Corn bread is a common southern food and served with many meals. \\n There are a variety of types of corn bread but we will look at just the color difference. \\n Common cornbread is yellow. A more unusual corn bread is white. While yellow cornbread was more nutritious (and flavorful) white cornbread was more scarce and was used as a status symbol for wealthy households.\",\n \"Summary: The chocolate barely melts, the icecream is the danger\\n\\nPost: it depends on how cold your fingers and the chocolate is but the chocolate is more resilient to warmth than normal chocolate. You can usually get away with holding it bare handed and just having to lick the residue off the tips of your fingers, but most people prefer to just hold it with the wrapper, especially since the icecream tends to melt through the cracks as you eat\",\n \"Summary: MtGox is trying to pass the blame for their own incompetence\\n\\nPost: Its no longer the #1 exchange, Wallstreet analysts have been predicting the fall of MTGox for about a week now (not considering the past predictions) and the flaw isn't critical at all, it would be a non-issue if MtGox fixed their poorly designed wallet months ago like the BTC devs told them. The other exchanges shouldn't have this issue if they didn't also get lazy with the coding. One way to know is if you are using a high-volume exchange and withdrawing lots of BTC and getting failed transactions in the past few weeks. MtGox was having this issue, I haven't heard of any other major ones having the same.\",\n \"Summary: read the previous sentence\\n\\nPost: here is a fictional story that can show how murky homicide and suicide can be: \\n >At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. \\n >On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. \\n >As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. \\n >Ordinarily, Dr. Mills continued, a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide. That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. \\n >An elderly man and his wife occupied the room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated from. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject' A' but kills subject 'B' in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject 'B'. \\n >When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore, the killing of Mr.Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. \\n >The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. \\n >Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. \\n >So the case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. \\n >Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. \\n >The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.\",\n \"Summary: you fling bullshit until some of it sticks\\n\\nPost: here is the post in the thread.]( \\n Also a quick rundown of how sports betting predictions work: 1, send half your mark pool one possible outcome and the other half the other outcome for the first game. 2, for the second game send half of the previously winning half one outcome and the other previously winning half the other outcome. 3, repeat step 2 until you need to rebrand.\",\n \"Summary: switch plugs, check threads for size dirt and damage, rethread\\n\\nPost: use your finger to feel the thread you can't see. Make sure there isn't any thread damage or gunk/sand in the thread. \\n Make double sure the threads are correct on the spark plug (didn't pick up the wrong one or it was switched) and check the old plugs to see if the thread for that cylinder isnt different due to rethreading. I would even try that plug in a different cylinder to make sure it isnt the culprit. \\n If you are still having an issue after switching the plug, I would take off what ever was needed to get a good look at the thread. \\n Also I've heard Hondas have a picky threading angle. It could be that socket has a bad thread started and you are missing the proper thread. \\n Worst case scenario, you or a mechanic will need to rethread.\",\n \"Summary: Read the sentence before this one but not the next one. Refer to prior sentence.\\n\\nPost: Why are the ankles likened to the roots? A tree makes more sense to me if you consider it upside down. Consider it this way: \\n Most of the tree's nutrients are absorbed through the bottom half, the the top half. \\n Most of the manipulation of the physical environment is by the tree's bottom half; our top half. \\n Sex and reproduction occur with the tree's top half; our bottom half. \\n Waste is excreted through the tree's top half; our bottom half. \\n So if you are anthropomorphizing trees, you should imagine them buried head down with their asses in the air.\",\n \"Summary: you get away with a lot more shit when you have a horse\\n\\nPost: Dude has a horse, even in the most dangerous neighborhood in any of the southern cities the toughest thugs would be \\\"Hay, this mothafucka has a horse, check this shit out\\\", at the other end of the spectrum, the biggest gun-totting redneck in the countryside would either be like \\\"he's white, it's alright\\\", \\\"well can't be no guv'ment man with dat dere horse\\\" or \\\"I got to see a man about a horse\\\"\",\n \"Summary: Its stock value is roughly $2,000. The owner added a lot of bolt on stuff that probably costs 3-4,000 in addition but hasn't added anything to significantly change the operation of the bike. \\n Also one should note this bike isn't road legal in many states due to the lack of mirrors, signalling devices, a DOT approved tail-light, and the improperly pitched plate without illuminating light.\\n\\nPost: Its a Suzuki. I have the '96 of that model in my back yard. \\n He heavily modified the aesthetics. \\nNew paint job, chromed engine, new foot controls, removed passenger seating and backrest in exchange for a more comfortable seat, new pipes, new rear fender and possibly front fender. new hand grips, signals. \\n What hasnt changed? \\n The engine (which is heavy torque but with some speed, I got my 4-speed up to 120mph with saddlebags and a windscreen. Its also very tough to kill), the brakes (single disc brakes that wear unevenly and need to stop ~600lbs), kick stand that makes tipping easy, front fork tubes that are prone to leaking, I suspect the electrical is unchanged other than lights (have fun chasing gremlins), the fuel tank (3.2 gallons main .2 in reserve, the designers calculated the tank slope wrong. I would get 100-120 miles to the tank), dummy indicators (MPH, oil pressure, neutral, highbeam, signal, and trip/odometer are your only indicators. Most owners keep track of their fuel level with the trip odometer. For RPMs, your ear is the tach). Spoked wheels the require either innertubes or a risky silicone modification.\",\n \"Summary: Parker and Stone are taking credit for pushing out a star that was already falling when they only helped.\\n\\nPost: in case anyone is wondering what really happened: \\n Tom Cruise is a dick to everyone including his bosses at Paramount. During his Mission Impossible 3 contract, he kept threatening to not fulfill parts of his contract if Viacom (Owns Paramount, Comedy Central and probably a 1/5th of media) didn't give into his constant demands, some of which involved Parker and Stone. \\n During this time Cruise was a publicity nightmare and very hard to work with. The many incidents involving Stone and Parker certainly added to this, but those two weren't the reason Cruise and Paramount split. Had Cruise either not been completely bonkers at the time and sue happy or not threatening to fulfill his contracts, the tables might have been turned and Parker and Stone could have been kicked out. \\n The main thing that happened was there were a few episodes of Southpark that directly made fun of Cruise and Cruise tried to stop them from airing by threatening to not commit to contracts and sue broadcasters.\",\n \"Summary: This is a pile of pirated DVDs in Taiyuan, Shanxi province, China being shoveled on April 20, 2008.\\n\\nPost: since submitter is failing \\n my google-fu punched out this information:\\n[\\n\\\"A local official shovels pirated DVDs before destroying them during a campaign in Taiyuan, Shanxi province in this April 20, 2008 file photo. A fake Apple store in China, made famous by a blog that said even the staff working there didn’t realise it was a bogus outlet, is probably the most audacious example to date of the risks Western companies face in the booming Chinese market.The less-publicised phenomenon of unauthorised vendors setting up shop to peddle real products has grown alongside China’s manufacturing prowess. Many of the factories that produce brand-name goods on contract have been known to do extra runs of the goods to make extra cash, analysts say.\\\"](\",\n \"Summary: If you owe a debt prepare for more than a lifetime of hassle\\n\\nPost: 15 (or 5) years in kentucky for debts. In any case the old debt collector can try to collect on the debt for beyond the rest of your life until it gets taken to court and ruled on the SoL only applies to ruling. So unless the collector was stupid enough to take you to court knowing you were prepared (they can tell this by how you deal with them) you have to pay for the court costs first, which may not be in your pocketbook, meanwhile the collector can just pass off the debt to someone else while the case is still pending.\",\n \"Summary: If everyone knows you, you don't need religion to tell you to be good, all the older people will beat it into and failing that, you might just wind-up under a pile of rocks\\n\\nPost: As a deviant behavior deterrent, religion is probably more useful for cultures larger than tribes. \\n Even in relatively peaceful band-level cultures, if someone is too troublesome then one night some human shaped creatures will enter their home, take them away hiding their tracks and somewhere a well hidden grave is made. \\n What religion is really good at in these smaller cultures is reenforcing good techniques and sharing information. For example, preventing over-hunting, or mythos with creation stories that all happen to end at a location with a water source.\",\n \"Summary: don't follow Dyngus advice unless you know the law. Openly film the police.\\n\\nPost: I think that mess you wrote is commenting on the weird wire-tapping laws in the US \\n They vary greatly by state. If you visibly record an on-duty police officer, its not illegal in any state except Massachusetts and Illinois. In those two states if you visibly record an on-duty police officer, you might be charged but you have a very, very strong case that will likely be dismissed.\",\n \"Summary: don't use double negatives\\n\\nPost: in the case of debtors, they aren't running from law enforcement. \\n for criminals, a warrant will still be needed and the criminal will still need money. Also a judge isn't going to give a bondsman/bounty hunter access to those records and for most offenses the police aren't going to pursue them that intently. \\n Additionally there might be the case where the skip tracer knows of someone assisting the person of interest and may decide to look into the records of that person instead.\",\n \"Summary: either buy a second house next door or invest heavily in a blacklight, luminol and disposable gloves\\n\\nPost: it will probably cool down for a few years as they get bored with it. \\n but when puberty hits, don't trust anything. \\n You will find (new) holes everywhere, strange things buried in the garbage. I've heard reports from the front of semen added to shampoo bottles. If you own any kind of sex toys, keep them in a locked box and the key with you. Run a hot water shower before taking a bath. Make sure your drains are clear of hair, things clog up fast otherwise. Keep them well supplied with handkerchiefs and avoid those afterward. Along with that, make them do their own laundry on a consistent basis early on. Give them their own computer and never touch it again (set-up a remote connection program if you need to, just does physically touch it). Magazines and junk mail with people in them are at risk. Even the line-art lady in your tampon directions isn't safe. Even your tampons aren't safe.\",\n \"Summary: there are bad people, there are bad cops. We understand this, what we don't understand is why so often bad cops are allowed to abuse power with impunity.\\n\\nPost: I am so tired of this particular analogy... \\n What happens when an airplane crashes? Experts are called in to make damn sure it never happens again if it was preventable. \\n What happens if a cop does something bad. Other cops cover for him, the department covers for him, the union covers for him. If there is video, the media loves it and the department gets phone calls. The cop gets suspended with pay. 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randomtroubledmind | Generate the content for a reddit post You took my joke way too seriously. They're intended for different things. One cannot replace the other. | It was a joke. If you read my comment completely, you'd understand that each type of program has merits. Neither one can replace the other for their intended purpose. No, I couldn't do stress analysis in blender or whatever (Though I'd argue specific dimensions could be met by even just a moderately talented user) but ... | It was a joke. If you read my comment completely, you'd understand that each type of program has merits. Neither one can replace the other for their intended purpose. No, I couldn't do stress analysis in blender or whatever (Though I'd argue specific dimensions could be met by even just a moderately talented user) but ... | [
"Summary: Neil has a point and at the same time, he doesn't. The second earth's rotation could be reversed, but most of the decisions made when designing the intro were for artistic purposes. In its current form, I like how the entire intro mocks the ridiculousness of many of the intros in the \"real\" media.\n\nPo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,000 |
Wendek | Generate the content for a reddit post Will he always refuse free wins (some things are set in stone, like martial lords refusing to marry female players) or will he eventually move his ass after I've played nice enough ?
Edit : Something ridiculous happens, he actually agrees to follow me (which is supposed to b... | So, I've tried several times to convince a sadistic lord to attack something, because he has a decently-sized army, that castle has 31 defenders (it has gone back and forth between several factions already) and it's right near his current fief. And I don't want it for myself, and when the AI takes a fief they magically... | So, I've tried several times to convince a sadistic lord to attack something, because he has a decently-sized army, that castle has 31 defenders (it has gone back and forth between several factions already) and it's right near his current fief. And I don't want it for myself, and when the AI takes a fief they magically... | [
"Summary: Interstellar travel is impossible with current technology. Doesn't mean it's physically impossible for all eternity.\n\nPost: I'm going to play Devil's advocate here. Okay, so walking from California to Kenya is pretty much impossible, let's agree on that. However, going there with an airplane isn't that ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,001 |
Overrwatcher | Generate the content for a reddit post Modern WoW has far better quests and leveling, but is FAR too easy. | Accessible as in less hardcore. Before, it took hours of grinding to level up several times. Now, you can take a fun yet slow trip to level 85.
Unique as in:
Vanilla WoW was nothing but "Kill 10 rats", "Collect 5 pig tails" or "Rescue 5 prisoners". Modern WoW was more of "Win 1st place in the race", "Interrogate 3 ... | Accessible as in less hardcore. Before, it took hours of grinding to level up several times. Now, you can take a fun yet slow trip to level 85.
Unique as in:
Vanilla WoW was nothing but "Kill 10 rats", "Collect 5 pig tails" or "Rescue 5 prisoners". Modern WoW was more of "Win 1st place in the race", "Interrogate 3 ... | [
"Summary: my dad got me into WoW.\n\nPost: My dad used to be rather hardcore into gaming at around 2005, being active in Planetside and WoW at the same time. He let me play a bit on my own Druid, I was 7 (age, not level) and was terrible. All I remember was the Aquatic Form quest and Hogger kicking my ass. He later... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,002 |
Nami_makes_me_wet | Generate the content for a reddit post Anything to improve layout wise? Preferably not full glasscannon. Thanks in advice :) | Always wanted a Galor back when it was super hot back in 2012. For the first (and probably last) time i got a ship out of a box and it was a Galor. Put it on my tactical captain and im working on it since. I want to use it for PvP, so i won't be able to do any DPS records probably but ive seen pure PvP ships with over ... | Always wanted a Galor back when it was super hot back in 2012. For the first (and probably last) time i got a ship out of a box and it was a Galor. Put it on my tactical captain and im working on it since. I want to use it for PvP, so i won't be able to do any DPS records probably but ive seen pure PvP ships with over ... | [
"Summary: ADC is currently weak, most ADC's that are \"good\" are very immobile and will get rekt super hard by Zed and Fiora like they already to by most other Assassins which might result in another Sivir/Blue Ez/Vayne meta. So if the QSS change goes trough and you don't want that, Fiora and Zed would need some n... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,003 |
Haieshu | Generate the content for a reddit post I concur. | I'd like to see people explain their downvotes.
If you mean "worse in terms of holding campaign promises", I'm not sure:
Not raising taxes: Enough corporate money to back this.
Repealing "Obamacare": Enough people convinced universal healthcare is a communist ploy to destroy the country so a pass.
Create 12... | I'd like to see people explain their downvotes.
If you mean "worse in terms of holding campaign promises", I'm not sure:
Not raising taxes: Enough corporate money to back this.
Repealing "Obamacare": Enough people convinced universal healthcare is a communist ploy to destroy the country so a pass.
Create 12... | [
"Summary: OP wants to spam Nidalee a little longer. \n edit: That wasn't all, but there are more reasons not to pick Sion even though he has a highdamage stun.\n\nPost: Type: Targetted spell \n Range: 550 \n Cooldown: 8s \n Damage: 300 (+ 90% AP) \n CC: Stun (1.5s) \n Cost: 100 mana \n \n vs \n \n Type: Skillshot \... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,004 |
guitar_vigilante | Generate the content for a reddit post Your assumptions are bad and you should feel bad. | No, it's a vote for who I want to win. Your statement presupposes that I (or anyone else) would vote for the major party given the absence of a candidate that I like. You also seem to assume that people voting for a third party are drawing votes away from the party that you like, when it could be the opposite. | No, it's a vote for who I want to win. Your statement presupposes that I (or anyone else) would vote for the major party given the absence of a candidate that I like. You also seem to assume that people voting for a third party are drawing votes away from the party that you like, when it could be the opposite. | [
"Summary: Your comparison is bad and you should feel bad.\n\nPost: Well, if Harry Potter had been written by people who had seen Hogwarts, or were only one relational degree from that (knew people who had seen Hogwarts), if it had been written in the same time period as the events at Hogwarts, if we had evidence be... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,005 |
TheSecretMe | Generate the content for a reddit post while we see the problem, we don't know what the problem is exactly, we don't know the full extend of the problem and we don't know how to fix the problem. There's a lot more to it than crying: "Doom! The bees are dying and life as we know it will be destroyed!". | For starters, it's a slight exaggeration. Bees pollinate a significant number of crops and other plants but not nearly all of them. Not even a majority as far as I know.
Secondly it's hard to pinpoint exactly what's happening. There's a multitude of ideas and theories and in the end it's probably a combination of thi... | For starters, it's a slight exaggeration. Bees pollinate a significant number of crops and other plants but not nearly all of them. Not even a majority as far as I know.
Secondly it's hard to pinpoint exactly what's happening. There's a multitude of ideas and theories and in the end it's probably a combination of thi... | [
"Summary: you're not a balloon.\n\nPost: There's all kinds of chemical processes going on in your digestive tract as you process your food. Which among other things creates gas as a by product. \n Since you're not a balloon, that gas needs to leave your body. Since you're not a balloon you get stomach aches because... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,006 |
wildeye | Generate the content for a reddit post Ultimately even multiple accounts won't help go beyond the " little extra cash" stage. | I suspect that woot checks for same shipping address, which is trivial to do in software, even if they let it slide a bit if someone doesn't do much volume (which they might well do, given their general attitude, but that's just a guess).
And if you go to the trouble of having 100 different shipping addresses to fool... | I suspect that woot checks for same shipping address, which is trivial to do in software, even if they let it slide a bit if someone doesn't do much volume (which they might well do, given their general attitude, but that's just a guess).
And if you go to the trouble of having 100 different shipping addresses to fool... | [
"Summary: the answer to the poster's question has two parts: experimentally, we're not entirely sure, but today's best theories work best with c_1 equal to c_2.\n\nPost: Theories with a c_1 and a different c_2 have been proposed over the decades; it's not like it's a logical impossibility. \n It just hasn't really ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,007 |
_beeks | Generate the content for a reddit post Get a hobby to obsess over, only eat what's healthy and only eat when you're hungry. | I don't think anybody else here realizes your problem fully. I have the same exact issue. I can stop it, by changing my eating habits. Sometimes, I'll decide that I'm just going to eat fruits and veggies, no exceptions. And that works. I lose a bunch of weight. But then my mom (who I'm living with until college in the ... | I don't think anybody else here realizes your problem fully. I have the same exact issue. I can stop it, by changing my eating habits. Sometimes, I'll decide that I'm just going to eat fruits and veggies, no exceptions. And that works. I lose a bunch of weight. But then my mom (who I'm living with until college in the ... | [
"Summary: the idea of that database is really awesome, but as it might \"solve\" poker and make it a less interesting game, it could be a good or a bad thing. check out the relevant podcast i posted cause it's fucking awesome.\n\nPost: Strange seeing this here, as I was listening to a relevant radiolab episode an... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,008 |
_Ekoz_ | Generate the content for a reddit post i'm sure you're a nice person, but i would never listen to you if i was a business owner. | except the small, niche group they angered already boycotted their game and still is.
apologists ruin games by limiting horizons and driving existing playerbase away. you shouldn't be a limp-dicked pushover, you should have courage when you make a game. that doesn't mean you try your hardest to offend, it just means ... | except the small, niche group they angered already boycotted their game and still is.
apologists ruin games by limiting horizons and driving existing playerbase away. you shouldn't be a limp-dicked pushover, you should have courage when you make a game. that doesn't mean you try your hardest to offend, it just means ... | [
"Summary: if you don't give two shits about them dying, you shouldn't give two shits about what they say. it's the mantra i live by, and it takes a whoooole lot to get through my skin.\n\nPost: honestly, think about it this way: \n out of billions of people in the world, how many do you care about? how many do you ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,009 |
Behead | Generate the content for a reddit post I feel bad for the school janitors. | Once during run day for PE someone needed to take a dump really bad and in the beginning of his second lap he couldn't hold it anymore and it just came out of his underwear and pants in a mess on the track. That isn't the stupid part though...
The next period some guys thought it'd be funny to go look at it and one g... | Once during run day for PE someone needed to take a dump really bad and in the beginning of his second lap he couldn't hold it anymore and it just came out of his underwear and pants in a mess on the track. That isn't the stupid part though...
The next period some guys thought it'd be funny to go look at it and one g... | [
"Summary: My cat was alive but turns out he was still dead when I woke. \nI had friends and was happy. I woke up still alone. \nMonsters don't love and protect people. ):\n\nPost: My cat was alive, happy, and not sick anymore. I was sad when I woke (especially because the dream was just more or less than a week aft... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,010 |
Wark_Kweh | Generate the content for a reddit post FC4 will look and feel much like FC3 with some additions and tweaks. If you liked FC3, chances are you will like FC4. | Did you like Far Cry 3? It looks like it will be alot like that graphically, mechanically, and thematically.
They are both running on the Dunia Engine 2, so there should be little expectation of graphical improvement other than efficiency-through-familiarity which might enable them to squeeze a bit more out of the ... | Did you like Far Cry 3? It looks like it will be alot like that graphically, mechanically, and thematically.
They are both running on the Dunia Engine 2, so there should be little expectation of graphical improvement other than efficiency-through-familiarity which might enable them to squeeze a bit more out of the ... | [
"Summary: I'm not saying you can't make generalizations or conduct tests. I'm saying that they are pointless in regards to determining the accuracy of a digital (and simple) RNG probability.\n\nPost: The generalization is already there. 70% chance. Generally, the rate will be around 70% given a large enough number ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,011 |
ddow13 | Generate the content for a reddit post 2 bullets should kill you
Edit: Posted before finished, damn mobile. Fixed now | I'm gonna vote against the majority here I think, I play much more aggressively in HC
Although I play back sometimes with my Ameli, I am a rusher at heart and my gun reflexes are quick and accurate, purely due to the fact I've played CoD a majority of the franchises lifespan (Big Red)
So 9/10 times I'm gonna win th... | I'm gonna vote against the majority here I think, I play much more aggressively in HC
Although I play back sometimes with my Ameli, I am a rusher at heart and my gun reflexes are quick and accurate, purely due to the fact I've played CoD a majority of the franchises lifespan (Big Red)
So 9/10 times I'm gonna win th... | [
"Summary: Hipfires better in AW then prior titles, especially for those playing below 6 sensitivity\n\nPost: The pros hipfire a lot I've noticed, its all about range, most pros play 3-6 so they can win long range gun fights. \n With all the different angles of movement in this game it makes having a strong hipfire ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,012 |
bru_tech | Generate the content for a reddit post Fish Oil and Fiber are a start | My PCP always calls the day before and tells me to fast when I go in for whatever reason. She does weight stuff on the side and likes to do fasted glucose and cholesterol check. Did mine (I was late teens, early 20's. a little on the heavier side with BMI at like 26-27). My glucose was fine, LDL was good, but my Trigly... | My PCP always calls the day before and tells me to fast when I go in for whatever reason. She does weight stuff on the side and likes to do fasted glucose and cholesterol check. Did mine (I was late teens, early 20's. a little on the heavier side with BMI at like 26-27). My glucose was fine, LDL was good, but my Trigly... | [
"Summary: plug and play ability of consoles > large amount of patches/ maintenence required for PC play\n\nPost: my beef with PC vs. Console is this: my brothe got me hooked on BF:1942 a few years ago. We had dial up at the time and i kept myself happy with the computer and few expansions it released. Cable interne... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,013 |
woundedstork | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a Noob and can't math good.
Edit: I am wondering mainly for pvp but also would like maybe a weapon of each type for pve to do certain areas easier. | Okay this is my first souls game and I love it. I got about 160 hours in and am almost done with ng++. One thing I can't wrap my head around is infusion/scaling. Does anyone have a link or explanation on how to figure out what is best?
For my current situation I have a sun sword +10 with magic infuse. I'm not sur... | Okay this is my first souls game and I love it. I got about 160 hours in and am almost done with ng++. One thing I can't wrap my head around is infusion/scaling. Does anyone have a link or explanation on how to figure out what is best?
For my current situation I have a sun sword +10 with magic infuse. I'm not sur... | [
"Summary: My legs gave out while playing soccer, I puked and almost passed out, wondering how to rapidly improve my stamina/endurance for next game 6 days from now.\n\nPost: Just decided to join a soccer league, played in high school at 16, am 24 now. First game was last night, I was out on the field about 3 minut... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,014 |
Jacks_Username | Generate the content for a reddit post politicians have a shitty job. | That assumes that a college degree, even one from one of the top universities means you are smart, or in any way qualified to judge complex scientific situations like global warming, and that they are able to learn enough about every important issue to make an informed choice.
They end up at the top of a pyramid of d... | That assumes that a college degree, even one from one of the top universities means you are smart, or in any way qualified to judge complex scientific situations like global warming, and that they are able to learn enough about every important issue to make an informed choice.
They end up at the top of a pyramid of d... | [
"Summary: Scout: correct. Shotgun for HD: correct, but I prefer a semiauto 5.56 rifle.\n\nPost: I really love the scout concept, but I think it needs to be used in its intended niche - a handy, jack of all trades rifle. It is the rifle to get if you are only ever going to buy one. \n But I disagree, and think that ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,015 |
threeLetterMeyhem | Generate the content for a reddit post Selling in slow market, buying in fast market. How to make logistics work???
Sell contingent on buy (turns off buyers)
Buy contingent on sell (turns off sellers)
Buy first, sell later (floating two mortgages = ouch)
Sell, rent, buy (need help finding rental with big dog)... | We're not actually in any rush to sell and buy, but would like to start planning a move sometime between 6 months from now to 2 years from now (big window, I know). The motivation for the move are two main points: I want a shorter commute to work and, since buying our first home, we've increased our income substantiall... | We're not actually in any rush to sell and buy, but would like to start planning a move sometime between 6 months from now to 2 years from now (big window, I know). The motivation for the move are two main points: I want a shorter commute to work and, since buying our first home, we've increased our income substantiall... | [
"Summary: compromising a user might let me get some data off a machine or out of an application. Compromising an admin might let me get all data out of a server database.\n\nPost: My mind always goes straight to pentest on USB-in-the-parking-lot. Mostly because I've never personally seen this as an actual attack, a... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,016 |
discobloodbath | Generate the content for a reddit post with weird markets before xpac, old content is a reliable source of money | I've got a holy/prot paladin. Myself and a friend (prot pally or hunter) roll through most of the BC and wrath raids every week. I also do wrath and BC heroics. It's mad bank. Vendor the crappy greens. Sell the cloth. If its BC, sell the rep items. Sell the xmogs. But the 25 man bosses from BC and wrath drop 250g+ each... | I've got a holy/prot paladin. Myself and a friend (prot pally or hunter) roll through most of the BC and wrath raids every week. I also do wrath and BC heroics. It's mad bank. Vendor the crappy greens. Sell the cloth. If its BC, sell the rep items. Sell the xmogs. But the 25 man bosses from BC and wrath drop 250g+ each... | [
"Summary: here you go.\n\nPost: Leftlane Sports is having a sale on them. $32 right now. \n you have to sign up for the site, but you can unsubscribe from all of there mail pretty easily. Also, we can both get $10 if you use me as a referrel. you can PM me your email if you want it.",
"Summary: you'll be fine. ha... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,017 |
sandsofthyme | Generate the content for a reddit post So is it possible? yes, I know a couple of people who did it this way. Is it easy? No, but it is cheaper. | NO ... JUST NO.
What I recommend is actually buying some textbooks on the subject. A lot of them actually have some cool software with them.
This will get you past most to all of the basic crap and will make you able to do some basic stuff.
Now, we get into some real time investment and networking skills. For o... | NO ... JUST NO.
What I recommend is actually buying some textbooks on the subject. A lot of them actually have some cool software with them.
This will get you past most to all of the basic crap and will make you able to do some basic stuff.
Now, we get into some real time investment and networking skills. For o... | [
"Summary: If you riot, you get the riot police ... it's not rocket science.\n\nPost: From my understanding and from television footage this has devolved to a riot and not a protest. \n Also, those fires that you say the police started were actually more likely started by rioters (police are using non-lethal weaponr... | 75 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,018 |
psykiv | Generate the content for a reddit post our country being big means lots of land and we don't need to import materials to make houses so building is also cheap | It's because we have a lot more land. And the vast majority of our land is actually usable, not like Canada or Russia or Antarctica. And we only have about 315 million people, not 1.4 billion like China for roughly the same amount of land area.
Not only that, having large pieces of land also drives down construction ... | It's because we have a lot more land. And the vast majority of our land is actually usable, not like Canada or Russia or Antarctica. And we only have about 315 million people, not 1.4 billion like China for roughly the same amount of land area.
Not only that, having large pieces of land also drives down construction ... | [
"Summary: went on a date with a murderer.\n\nPost: Few years ago I used to internship at a law firm. I would go to court with different attorneys twice a week. \n One day I was in the traffic court division. I see this girl sitting behind me and I start flirting with her in one of the breaks. We hit it off, I get h... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,019 |
whatwouldscoobydo | Generate the content for a reddit post Life is not fair. Shit happens, and we do what we can to make the best of it. | A friend of mine was diagnosed with bone cancer when he was in 5th grade. I met him when he came back to school in 10th grade- with a prosthetic leg. His friends ditched him because they said he was a loser. His cancer spread to his lungs, but after a lot of chemo they thought it went into remission. He got real sick f... | A friend of mine was diagnosed with bone cancer when he was in 5th grade. I met him when he came back to school in 10th grade- with a prosthetic leg. His friends ditched him because they said he was a loser. His cancer spread to his lungs, but after a lot of chemo they thought it went into remission. He got real sick f... | [
"Summary: Trolled by the assignment books we were required to have in catholic school. :(\n\nPost: A few kids in my class (5th grade-ish) were being so loud I couldn't hear what the homework was (important, in catholic school, a missed homework was super-serious). I tore off a corner of my assignment book to write ... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,020 |
om_nom_cheese | Generate the content for a reddit post I prefer when guys who I'm friendly with and know, but am not at the emotional intimacy stage of friendship with ask me out.
Edit: I'd never go out with someone I barely knew because what if I can't talk easily with them? What if they're a total creep or threatening? I'd like to... | I want to be friendly with someone, but not a full fledged friend. Friends imply a level of emotional investment, opennes about life shit, and a high level of trust. I'm not going to assume every man who acts like they want to be friends is secretly trying to get in my pants because that's a) ridiculous and b) sexist. ... | I want to be friendly with someone, but not a full fledged friend. Friends imply a level of emotional investment, opennes about life shit, and a high level of trust. I'm not going to assume every man who acts like they want to be friends is secretly trying to get in my pants because that's a) ridiculous and b) sexist. ... | [
"Summary: that they are real people and not characters is a key distinction, not something that can be shrugged of with a \"granted\" statement.\n\nPost: I think the key point is that the tale is about a specific real world person, not a fiction character graphically killing another fictional character. Actually wr... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,021 |
MuletTheGreat | Generate the content for a reddit post I had sex with a Chimpanze while in another country, and I think the footage has been released online and I need to have it taken down before my wife sees it. | Hi,
First and foremost I've made a few games, and am working on another game, and after coding 29 something hours straight to get it into a competion, we're having a day off.
ANYWAY.
I got to thinking, what the fuck do I want to spend the majority of 2011 working on? There's too many godamned ideas floating aroun... | Hi,
First and foremost I've made a few games, and am working on another game, and after coding 29 something hours straight to get it into a competion, we're having a day off.
ANYWAY.
I got to thinking, what the fuck do I want to spend the majority of 2011 working on? There's too many godamned ideas floating aroun... | [
"Summary: Coke is made by wizards and Mother is not on this list.\n\nPost: WTF is this oz. shit? What is an Oz? Is it a wizard? Is your american food measured in wizards? Am I to understand that it takes 12 wizards to make one can of Coke with 35mg of caffeine? I am confused, in Australia it takes 365 Millilitres (... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,022 |
ContentWithOurDecay | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop bitching about the Yankees winning, and start bitching about what your team isn't doing to win. | There's technically nothing wrong with what they do. Their fans fill the park, so they can afford to pay their talent. Don't like it? Go to more of your games and get everyone you know to do as such. And for the record, last year was the first time they won since 2000. Still good, but it's not like they were entir... | There's technically nothing wrong with what they do. Their fans fill the park, so they can afford to pay their talent. Don't like it? Go to more of your games and get everyone you know to do as such. And for the record, last year was the first time they won since 2000. Still good, but it's not like they were entir... | [
"Summary: Fox fucked with the show.\n\nPost: Well, she was originally from Montana earlier on and then they met while they were in High School and she was going to a different high school. Then later in the episode with Henry Winkler, she grew up in Montana again. \n >[Although Fox insisted that the series lack ch... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,023 |
OneBigBug | Generate the content for a reddit post I understand why people take up a position against laughing at serious topics, but that position will stand between your and everyone else's mental health. | I suggest that you don't have a good understanding about how humour works. (Your comment independently gives reason enough for me to believe this, but I'm going to more comment on the context with which you make it.) It's frequently used when talking about an unpleasant topic. From the stupidity of political candidates... | I suggest that you don't have a good understanding about how humour works. (Your comment independently gives reason enough for me to believe this, but I'm going to more comment on the context with which you make it.) It's frequently used when talking about an unpleasant topic. From the stupidity of political candidates... | [
"Summary: What you're saying is absolutely true, it just doesn't really apply to this scenario.\n\nPost: Your diet is more important than exercise for weight loss, but not necessarily for health. The context of this hypothetical discussion is one where the fat person is healthy but remains fat and is happy being fa... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,024 |
daviannamorgan | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm tired of taking care of people. | I've never really wanted kids. I didn't like baby dolls or Barbies. I didn't want a dream castle. I wanted cars, nerf guns, and music players.
My brother had his first child when I was 10. He was engaged to a stripper that was more interested in playing Sega than taking care of her newborn daughter. I'd come home fro... | I've never really wanted kids. I didn't like baby dolls or Barbies. I didn't want a dream castle. I wanted cars, nerf guns, and music players.
My brother had his first child when I was 10. He was engaged to a stripper that was more interested in playing Sega than taking care of her newborn daughter. I'd come home fro... | [
"Summary: Don't be mean to service people.\n\nPost: I'll give you a serious answer: \n Be rude to someone who doesn't deserve it. Example (which I've posted before:) \n I went out with a guy. He seemed like a nice guy, until the bill came. I asked to split the tab. Not only did he berate me for wanting to pay my po... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,025 |
boomsc | Generate the content for a reddit post Cairns for a week, need somewhere to stay
Preferably cheap, but will pay more for somewhere that can help me find work
Internet access is a plus, at the very least being able to reach a cafe or something with wifi on foot is a must. | I'm going to be traveling up to Cairns through one of [these]( deals, and I have no idea where to stay?
I'm going entirely alone, so partying and junk isn't high on my list, just looking for a place to live/sleep while I'm exploring the town and stuff. I am going to look for fruit-picking type work though, so somew... | I'm going to be traveling up to Cairns through one of [these]( deals, and I have no idea where to stay?
I'm going entirely alone, so partying and junk isn't high on my list, just looking for a place to live/sleep while I'm exploring the town and stuff. I am going to look for fruit-picking type work though, so somew... | [
"Summary: Feminism as a concept, by definition, allows for all the shitty, trolly, hateful stuff you see and more. \n \n \n It's transphobic (well known, really.) Racist and sexist. \n \n \n It's hypocritical\n\nPost: Absolutely. Actually I don't even agree with it's ideals. I support the most basic, fundamental co... | 89 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,026 |
sociomaladaptivist | Generate the content for a reddit post America should focus on individuals and innovation (more freedom/choice), not standardized citizenry ("better" schools). Leave that shit to China. | GODDAMMIT. I typed a whole response and it derped when I made a new tab to search something. Well I'll take this opportunity to reword it.
Education systems of different countries can best be described as being on a continuum of creative vs. rigid, freedom vs. control, happiness vs. forced rigor , or however you wan... | GODDAMMIT. I typed a whole response and it derped when I made a new tab to search something. Well I'll take this opportunity to reword it.
Education systems of different countries can best be described as being on a continuum of creative vs. rigid, freedom vs. control, happiness vs. forced rigor , or however you wan... | [
"Summary: Use ponyisms sparingly, as brony detectors.\n\nPost: Finally! A subversive brony! You're probably being downvoted for the non-bronies can deal with it bit, but that's not the important part. Using ridiculous code phrases like \"everypony\" for MLP (or, for example, \"how does the bacon narwhals?\" for red... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,027 |
curvy_lady_92 | Generate the content for a reddit post Suitemate left nasty scuz in the bottom of the tub, had to put up bathroom rules.
Edit: Had a random at. Don't know why. | If you've ever lived with multiple people, sometimes it's necessary. I live in a dorm suite (a two-person bedroom, a bathroom connected to another two-person room), and there was one girl on the other side of my roommate and I that, whenever she got out of the bathtub, there was this nasty, disgusting grime stuff left ... | If you've ever lived with multiple people, sometimes it's necessary. I live in a dorm suite (a two-person bedroom, a bathroom connected to another two-person room), and there was one girl on the other side of my roommate and I that, whenever she got out of the bathtub, there was this nasty, disgusting grime stuff left ... | [
"Summary: Ask them about their wieners!\n\nPost: Interestingly, a lot of guys also hang the opposite direction of their hand-iness (sorry for the wording, but that was a really weird way to put that), such as a right handed person will usually hang to the left, and generally, a left handed person will hang to the r... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,028 |
The_Dark__Knight | Generate the content for a reddit post Spiderman is more powerful but he lacks the necessary detective skills and resources to stop Ra's/Joker's plans | Spiderman sweeping is the kneejerk reaction but I don't think he could do it. He wouldn't know about Ra's or Scarecrow or the microwave emitter, there is no feasible way Maguire Spiderman could stop the shit show that was batman begins. He doesn't have the same insider info and wouldn't have gordon on his side to help.... | Spiderman sweeping is the kneejerk reaction but I don't think he could do it. He wouldn't know about Ra's or Scarecrow or the microwave emitter, there is no feasible way Maguire Spiderman could stop the shit show that was batman begins. He doesn't have the same insider info and wouldn't have gordon on his side to help.... | [
"Summary: If we took away his fighting skill, strength, speed, intellect, and technology, no he wouldn't be a very good crimefighter.\n\nPost: If this Batman was living in our world and had billions of dollars to fund custom one of a kind body armor/gadgets, the stuff he'd have would be on par with Nolanverse Batma... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,029 |
dorbin2010 | Generate the content for a reddit post Laptops can be unstable. Get a desktop and I won't have to go to your desk every 2 days like some users. | don't suppose you work at 454?
Anyway, I'm telling most users to go with desktops unless they absolutely need to travel. For 90 percent of workers it goes something like this
They receive their laptop
about 9-12 months in something goes wrong with it. I get the laptop back, I send it out and give him a repla... | don't suppose you work at 454?
Anyway, I'm telling most users to go with desktops unless they absolutely need to travel. For 90 percent of workers it goes something like this
They receive their laptop
about 9-12 months in something goes wrong with it. I get the laptop back, I send it out and give him a repla... | [
"Summary: The idea of boycotting based on a lack of LAN play is kind of silly given the invention of..the internet.\n\nPost: Maybe it's just me, but I don't really see a problem with the lack of LAN play. I just go onto battle.net and meet all my friends in a private room and game on with little to no lag. \n Six y... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,030 |
typesoshee | Generate the content for a reddit post Let's say we allow woman the right to abort their fetus during a certain window of opportunity. Do we agree with the OP? | I'd like to jump in to the conversation, but it has already been very rich. I apologize if it brings up points you or others have already addressed. But my purpose here is hopefully to remind people about OP's topic.
First off, there have been some quite complex (IMO) discussions about abortion, which hinges on t... | I'd like to jump in to the conversation, but it has already been very rich. I apologize if it brings up points you or others have already addressed. But my purpose here is hopefully to remind people about OP's topic.
First off, there have been some quite complex (IMO) discussions about abortion, which hinges on t... | [
"Summary: Give out \"gammas\" for OPs that abandon threads. Give out \"epsilons\" for OPs that are stubborn but give a reason for it. \n Edit: words.\n\nPost: Very true. Another idea I'd throw it is that X days after the OP has posted, if he has gotten at least Y comments in the thread, he is required to 1) give ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,031 |
pathjumper | Generate the content for a reddit post citation needed] | How do you know?
Could be a weightlifter too.
I work out a good bit and barely use weights and don't look anywhere near that big, but I'm about as lean and somewhat muscular.
I'm not saying he does . I'm just saying you should probably cite your source.
Oh, and of course you can love his body as much as makes... | How do you know?
Could be a weightlifter too.
I work out a good bit and barely use weights and don't look anywhere near that big, but I'm about as lean and somewhat muscular.
I'm not saying he does . I'm just saying you should probably cite your source.
Oh, and of course you can love his body as much as makes... | [
"Summary: Rather than trying one approach, throw all of humanity at the problem. We're the best problem solvers we know of in the entire universe. Just imagine what 7+ billion of us could do if we stopped fighting each other over dirt and imaginary sky friends.\n\nPost: How can I make the biggest possible contribut... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,032 |
Allways_Wrong | Generate the content for a reddit post Australia is expensive (especially $ydney). | No. But it does mean something is very, very wrong when somebody making $180K can't afford a 2brm unit in a "nice" suburb. When buying an old 2brm unit in Randwick for a house becomes a "poor financial decision" for a "rich" person something's very wrong. When a family making $180K is about double the poverty line (whi... | No. But it does mean something is very, very wrong when somebody making $180K can't afford a 2brm unit in a "nice" suburb. When buying an old 2brm unit in Randwick for a house becomes a "poor financial decision" for a "rich" person something's very wrong. When a family making $180K is about double the poverty line (whi... | [
"Summary: Are we being over charged to be over educated for too long with knowledge we neither want nor need?\n\nPost: The only 'gangs' I grew up around just skated/rode bikes/graffiti'd shit. \n Hey. That was me. Here's where I go against the grain... \n I honestly think I could have jumped from High School around... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,033 |
professionalgriefer | Generate the content for a reddit post What are your thoughts on a RAID 5 set up for home use? Is it a reliable option?
edit: I would be looking to use a RAID controller for Hardware based raid instead of trying to route everything though a slower software based RAID.
edit 2: This would be a multi-purpose windows b... | So I'm in the very early stages of planning a build for myself and storage is a big priority for me. My current idea is to run a SSD for OS and programs and a massive 3~~ 4 disk RAID 5 array with 3TB drives for media (Gives me ~8.3 TB of space). In my research, a big concern about RAID 5 has been reliability due to th... | So I'm in the very early stages of planning a build for myself and storage is a big priority for me. My current idea is to run a SSD for OS and programs and a massive 3~~ 4 disk RAID 5 array with 3TB drives for media (Gives me ~8.3 TB of space). In my research, a big concern about RAID 5 has been reliability due to th... | [
"Summary: We would freak out because of the human nature of self-preservation\n\nPost: They probably know the headaches and the problems of doing so. \n You really think that we as a civilization would be like \"oh cool, there is another intelligent race out there \" We would freak out. Think of human nature and se... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,034 |
Joliet_Jake_Blues | Generate the content for a reddit post it is a myth that soda is only a "couple cents" per cup. And the margin they make on soda is what keeps food costs lower. They can charge 150% markup on soda, because it falls within the industry average, but on entrees the profit margin is a lot lower, because restaurants compe... | ITT: People trying to justify their theft by saying soda isn't very expensive.
[It costs 22 cents for a 20 oz soda. 32 cents if they get a refill]( But this website seemed a little cheap in my experience so I'll do the math with Costco priced syrup.
Bag in box (BIB) soda runs a ratio of 5 to 1. 5 gallons of wat... | ITT: People trying to justify their theft by saying soda isn't very expensive.
[It costs 22 cents for a 20 oz soda. 32 cents if they get a refill]( But this website seemed a little cheap in my experience so I'll do the math with Costco priced syrup.
Bag in box (BIB) soda runs a ratio of 5 to 1. 5 gallons of wat... | [
"Summary: Chain restaurants stand to lose tens of millions of dollars, they take sanitation seriously.\n\nPost: I wholeheartedly agree. \n I've been downvoted in the past because I said McDonald's is probably the cleanest restaurant in town. \n Chain restaurants have cleaning schedules that are checked up on by cor... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,035 |
Clumpopatumus | Generate the content for a reddit post You can't take credit for public domain information. There is no real evidence that they "stole" your work, because they are just displaying the same information in a similar way. | You can't take credit for common knowledge. All you did was compiled the information in to tables and that is what they did. There is no way you can prove that they stole took this from you. Your only evidence is that they used a the 3 color (not even the same colors) naming system. Honestly using 3 colors to show who ... | You can't take credit for common knowledge. All you did was compiled the information in to tables and that is what they did. There is no way you can prove that they stole took this from you. Your only evidence is that they used a the 3 color (not even the same colors) naming system. Honestly using 3 colors to show who ... | [
"Summary: Malkin has the potential to be better. Crosby is better because he is more consistent right now.\n\nPost: Here's my opinion on the matter. \n Malkin at his best (like in the 09 finals or right now), is the best hockey player in the world. There is no one who dominates a game quite like he does. It's like ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,036 |
nashife | Generate the content for a reddit post good parenting/guardianship + santa = magical childhood at a time when kids are most open to wonder, and might even need it most in their lives, which is all good. | Respectfully, I disagree. Teaching kids about things like Santa is not inherently bad, and doesn't always lead to the things you fear.
I agree it's stupid to get kids into idolizing materialistic stuff, but that's not the fault of santa directly. That's the fault of how the parents do it.
To me, teaching kids about... | Respectfully, I disagree. Teaching kids about things like Santa is not inherently bad, and doesn't always lead to the things you fear.
I agree it's stupid to get kids into idolizing materialistic stuff, but that's not the fault of santa directly. That's the fault of how the parents do it.
To me, teaching kids about... | [
"Summary: I speak no Spanish and he spoke no English, but super hot Hispanic guy and I crush really hard on each other for weeks at my job between high school and college. It was like a strange modern fairy tale. He gets the balls to ask me out in English, and I stupidly reject him because I was a super socially aw... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,037 |
smackson | Generate the content for a reddit post No. | Keep in mind that there are many streets parallel to California Street that look down to the bay from that general area/hill....
So, for example, if it was Washington st that "pointed" directly at the bridge tower, you would be looking at a pic of Washington St on Reddit today wondering if the bridge position was int... | Keep in mind that there are many streets parallel to California Street that look down to the bay from that general area/hill....
So, for example, if it was Washington st that "pointed" directly at the bridge tower, you would be looking at a pic of Washington St on Reddit today wondering if the bridge position was int... | [
"Summary: The space-shuttle shot does not have the entire top portion of photo, or bottom, entirely defocused, but leaves the shuttle sharp to imitate a narrow depth of field, which would not work with plain tilt-shift.\n\nPost: Tilt shift simply makes the \"plane of focus\" non-parallel to your camera-sensor or fi... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,038 |
UffiziFirenze | Generate the content for a reddit post has anyone here ever got psychedelics off strangers in cities like san francisco or portland? Or would it be too sketcheroosky? | I am not asking for sources, just advice.
Im going to san francisco in three days, then portland, then the oregon coast where it would be a beautiful place to experience this stuff. Unfortunately i was planning on tripping but last minute i couldnt get any as a freind was out.
Ive only successfully got weed off of ... | I am not asking for sources, just advice.
Im going to san francisco in three days, then portland, then the oregon coast where it would be a beautiful place to experience this stuff. Unfortunately i was planning on tripping but last minute i couldnt get any as a freind was out.
Ive only successfully got weed off of ... | [
"Summary: weed is bad mmkay. Seriously, fuck weed. \n That being said, i wouldnt want to restrict anyone. You should legally be able to do whatever drugs you want as long as you hurt noone else or affect other peoples rights.\n\nPost: Yep alcohol is seriously a million times worse for individuals and society than w... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,039 |
bluepineapples | Generate the content for a reddit post main points are in bold | I actually just recently completed a thesis on the idea of immortality. People would be surprised that it's not too far-fetched in terms of improving our medical care enough to achieve ridiculously long lives, but it's completely impossible to do because of the way we live.
Firstly, we'd have many social class probl... | I actually just recently completed a thesis on the idea of immortality. People would be surprised that it's not too far-fetched in terms of improving our medical care enough to achieve ridiculously long lives, but it's completely impossible to do because of the way we live.
Firstly, we'd have many social class probl... | [
"Summary: our manager was a dick who practically ran a cult.\n\nPost: My parents own a dry cleaning store. They had been having problems with their manager, who I shall call Jim, for a very long time. First, he had been giving himself every Saturday off, which is a no-no especially when you're manager. Second, he h... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,040 |
youtbuddcody | Generate the content for a reddit post Roger is really the Smith's 3rd and oldest kid, has severe mental issues due to being abducted by aliens. | Intro:
Ok. Hear me out. Some of this isn't in chronological order with the show, but I tried to make a great read. This is one of my first posts here so I hope you like it!
How it began:
Roger is actually Stan and Francine's first child where as Hayley is their second and Steve the third. Roger was a popular kid ... | Intro:
Ok. Hear me out. Some of this isn't in chronological order with the show, but I tried to make a great read. This is one of my first posts here so I hope you like it!
How it began:
Roger is actually Stan and Francine's first child where as Hayley is their second and Steve the third. Roger was a popular kid ... | [
"Summary: I gained weight from parents divorce and my dad's death, Aaron severely bullied me in middle school, caused me to have a nervous break-down, and then he was caught assaulting me and was sentenced to 30 hours community service.\n\nPost: I was severely bullied in middle school. My father was an alcoholic an... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,041 |
stormy2587 | Generate the content for a reddit post 10-in-1 pocket tool | I don't want to be too critical of something that's free and it is a very good item for its price, but I got this so called "11-in-1" pocket tool and the eleventh "tool" was a lanyard holder. Literally a hole to attach it too you lanyard, provided of course that your lanyard is a very fine piece of thread and not a nor... | I don't want to be too critical of something that's free and it is a very good item for its price, but I got this so called "11-in-1" pocket tool and the eleventh "tool" was a lanyard holder. Literally a hole to attach it too you lanyard, provided of course that your lanyard is a very fine piece of thread and not a nor... | [
"Summary: FIRE AMARO, he is some combination of selfish and incompetent.\n\nPost: This is the laziest article in the defense of laziness ever written. It sights almost no constructive evidence and is basically just a list of excuses for why Amaro sucks at his job. \n Everyone knows he did what he did to win another... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,042 |
bobglaub | Generate the content for a reddit post I miss my DSM. | I see you have a DSM. I once had a DSM. Then I blew up the motor trying to push 25psi. So I rebuilt it. Tuned it to 18psi and all was good. Sold it. 4 hours later the buyer called me sating it stopped working. I knew he was going to fuck it up as I heard it redline away from my house. Cold engine and everything. I just... | I see you have a DSM. I once had a DSM. Then I blew up the motor trying to push 25psi. So I rebuilt it. Tuned it to 18psi and all was good. Sold it. 4 hours later the buyer called me sating it stopped working. I knew he was going to fuck it up as I heard it redline away from my house. Cold engine and everything. I just... | [
"Summary: Build and build and build. zone and zone and zone. Worry about Fire, Crematories, and garbage, everything else comes in second AFTER the development happens.\n\nPost: Build more. Add large sections of residential, commercial, and industrial. screw the RCI. Just build it. it'll slowly grow. the more... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,043 |
dsjunior1388 | Generate the content for a reddit post helped update a home for winter, found half-hearted suicide note. | I worked for a government program weatherizing extremely low income homes. (Repairing insulation, covering windows, etc to reduce heating costs.)
The worst was a couple with a ~2 year old child. Child was fine. Child's room was fine. The Mom was about 250 pounds, maybe more. Her weight wasn't really worthy of notice,... | I worked for a government program weatherizing extremely low income homes. (Repairing insulation, covering windows, etc to reduce heating costs.)
The worst was a couple with a ~2 year old child. Child was fine. Child's room was fine. The Mom was about 250 pounds, maybe more. Her weight wasn't really worthy of notice,... | [
"Summary: version is that saying you will do something to improve yourself gives you the same feeling of satisfaction as doing something. So if you say you'll do it, you feel pleased with yourself, the motivation is gone, and you lose the drive. \n I myself have lied repeatedly to myself and to others about plans t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,044 |
TheCheshireCody | Generate the content for a reddit post flypaper will do the trick.
You can also try something as simple as [this device, made out of a two-liter bottle]( Throw a little honey in the bottom and be prepared to throw away a really gross collection of dead flies in a couple of days. A funnel shape like this is very easy ... | We had a recent invasion of these little bastards , but they would just shake it off and go back to flying. We got some flypaper, which did the trick in a couple of days. It's extraordinarily sticky, so if they even graze it they will be stuck. Oddly, the brand I bought (Raid - the only one the store had) had nothing ... | We had a recent invasion of these little bastards , but they would just shake it off and go back to flying. We got some flypaper, which did the trick in a couple of days. It's extraordinarily sticky, so if they even graze it they will be stuck. Oddly, the brand I bought (Raid - the only one the store had) had nothing ... | [
"Summary: it's hard to see the big picture when you're down in the trenches, but it seriously does get better.\n\nPost: There are a lot of philosophers through the ages who have pondered, discussed and written about the purpose of life (if there is one), and all of them will do a better job than I could. \n What I ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,045 |
GreenVoltage | Generate the content for a reddit post This is my point: Yes men take home more money, and there are reasons besides straight up lower salaries for women. The reason why the wage gap does exist, and yes it does exist: men make more money and there are reasons, is because of gender roles to be tough, the bread-winner, p... | I think the feminists reply to why this is sexist though, is because women can completely do these dangerous jobs, and there is no statistic saying that women do not want to do these jobs. In most of these dangerous jobs they are already overpopulated by male workers, sexual harassment is a possibility in the situati... | I think the feminists reply to why this is sexist though, is because women can completely do these dangerous jobs, and there is no statistic saying that women do not want to do these jobs. In most of these dangerous jobs they are already overpopulated by male workers, sexual harassment is a possibility in the situati... | [
"Summary: Priests are understanding and wonderful people, not just to those who believe in god.\n\nPost: I was about to comment this same thing, thanks for pointing it out first! \n Priests should be respected whether you believe in religion or not, because they've dedicated their lives to helping people, not just ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,046 |
eddie2911 | Generate the content for a reddit post Raiders weren't going to keep him past this season, gave him a chance to find somewhere else. | There's a few reasons we're letting him go now. For starters, it was evident he was going to be gone when the season is gone so we're giving him a chance to latch on else. The Raiders save over 2 million by getting rid of him before next season and don't have to give Seattle a 5th rounder in 2015 by getting rid of hi... | There's a few reasons we're letting him go now. For starters, it was evident he was going to be gone when the season is gone so we're giving him a chance to latch on else. The Raiders save over 2 million by getting rid of him before next season and don't have to give Seattle a 5th rounder in 2015 by getting rid of hi... | [
"Summary: Humans can't read minds\n\nPost: Easier said than done. Most of the time someone isn't wasting their time trying to text or call unless there has been some kind of interaction in the past. If one person wants to end the 'relationship' they need to speak up. Ignoring someone is the cowardly way out. \n ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,047 |
DarkSideofOZ | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck that you lazy bastard, read it. | Apple has NEVER been open, they've run a nazi commie machine from the get go. Everything they do is proprietary to maximize profits and control. When you purchase Apple products, you have purchased your own indentured servitude to a company that desires just that, your slavery to their reign over your life under the... | Apple has NEVER been open, they've run a nazi commie machine from the get go. Everything they do is proprietary to maximize profits and control. When you purchase Apple products, you have purchased your own indentured servitude to a company that desires just that, your slavery to their reign over your life under the... | [
"Summary: Bah humbug, also, Sharron, Laura and Billy, FUCK YOU THREE, FUCK YOU WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BASEBALL BATS. I wish there was a hell so you could fucking burn in it, but since there isn't I hope you all fucking die in a fire. \n Edit: Clarity\n\nPost: Eh, I'm in the thread late but fuck it, I need to vent... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,048 |
dangercart | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't believe everything you hear. Even after our pile of trades the Celtics are better than the tanking teams and are still going to be competitive most nights. | The narrative has begun, and it's annoying. The Celtics are tanking! The Celtics are as bad as the Sixers and Knicks! The Celtics are an embarrassment! Well, I'm here to say it's all bullshit.
This is definitively NOT what a tank squad looks like. I make as many tanking jokes as anyone but jokes are all they are.... | The narrative has begun, and it's annoying. The Celtics are tanking! The Celtics are as bad as the Sixers and Knicks! The Celtics are an embarrassment! Well, I'm here to say it's all bullshit.
This is definitively NOT what a tank squad looks like. I make as many tanking jokes as anyone but jokes are all they are.... | [
"Summary: The fact that real estate is expensive means that it is not \"very rare\" to like CT and gas prices appear to be \"supremely high\" only when taken out of context.\n\nPost: Ok, first off, something is not \"very rare\" just because it is rare amongst you and your friends. The reason that real estate is m... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,049 |
Peaker | Generate the content for a reddit post Two separate issues here: A) Illegal aliens - legitimate. B) Hate speech and racist violence -- illegitimate. | The alien issue is a valid discussion topic.
The problem isn't that it was being discussed. The problem was that Israeli MK's were making hate-speeches about them. That those speeches resulted in a violent mob almost lynching people.
That people turned to violent racist actions, not only against illegal aliens, but... | The alien issue is a valid discussion topic.
The problem isn't that it was being discussed. The problem was that Israeli MK's were making hate-speeches about them. That those speeches resulted in a violent mob almost lynching people.
That people turned to violent racist actions, not only against illegal aliens, but... | [
"Summary: saying lens is a successor implies it is something much smaller and less ambitious than it actually is.\n\nPost: data-lens doesn't seem to support polymorphic updates. That makes it much less useful (imagine using a lens to apply a function that isn't Endo on a tuple element). \n data-lens also doesn't ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,050 |
Lexxvs | Generate the content for a reddit post There are mainly two definitions of “to know” what give way to different approaches to the “gnostic versus agnostic” issue. The theistic “to know” relies in an emotional logical fallacy , the positivist (scientific) “to know” relies on senses and reason; from the second one com... | To know” for some people (many philosophers included) means absolute certainty , certainty as an emotion (yes, chemicals produced by the brain if you allow the trust of such knowledge ). When you make that concept (to know) dependent with such emotion (to “feel” certain), you have already failed: emotions have their ... | To know” for some people (many philosophers included) means absolute certainty , certainty as an emotion (yes, chemicals produced by the brain if you allow the trust of such knowledge ). When you make that concept (to know) dependent with such emotion (to “feel” certain), you have already failed: emotions have their ... | [
"Summary: Everyone has an opinion, but human societies have mechanism to validate and value them. Those already recognized in the hierarchical top overweight the lower ones. But hierarchy is an ever struggling field, you could be just a soldier in a battle for certain notions. Or even a lone fighter\n\nPost: Well, ... | 74 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,051 |
vandeemter | Generate the content for a reddit post Origin's online chat support reps don't speak English and often suffer from retardation. Scheduling a call back from Origin support assigns you someone from the U.S., who is typically nice, and who can do much more to help you (both due to knowledge and permissions) than the retar... | Replying here so you see this, since I've been in a similar situation (in my case, BF3 would get a perpetual "Could not connect to EA Online(1)" error). I first went the chat route, where I spoke to a fucking retard for an hour and a half straight, who ended up screwing my account so hard that it started showing BF3 as... | Replying here so you see this, since I've been in a similar situation (in my case, BF3 would get a perpetual "Could not connect to EA Online(1)" error). I first went the chat route, where I spoke to a fucking retard for an hour and a half straight, who ended up screwing my account so hard that it started showing BF3 as... | [
"Summary: My vacuum bag spilled all over my carpet and I'm delaying cleaning up. I will now have to vacuum what I vacuumed. Insert Inception meme.\n\nPost: You need a constant, rapid circulation of lots and lots of wealth to maintain a modern economy. \n This is so general a statement that it is meaningless. You ne... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,052 |
DeltaIndiaCharlieKil | Generate the content for a reddit post the tag system (and heavy fines) seems to keep out the bad owners and keep in the well socialized dogs. It's not perfect, but so far it's been solid. | The dog park in my city kind of has this. Residents and non residents must have the proper tags in order to use the park. It's a $30 fee, and you have to show proof of up to date shots to get it. There is an animal control officer who stops by and checks tags. But he also just hangs out and chats with people and social... | The dog park in my city kind of has this. Residents and non residents must have the proper tags in order to use the park. It's a $30 fee, and you have to show proof of up to date shots to get it. There is an animal control officer who stops by and checks tags. But he also just hangs out and chats with people and social... | [
"Summary: Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!\n\nPost: About 2 weeks after adopting my puppy I was bringing him back from an evening walk and he starts acting strange. He usually never made a sound (except for puppy whining) but when we walked inside the house he immediately started growling and barking. He ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,053 |
jaymzx0 | Generate the content for a reddit post Is 14.2V charging voltage too high given that lead-acid batteries prefer around 13.8V to charge? If so, is there anything I can do about it? | I've had this car since it rolled off the truck in 2003, and like most Neons, it doesn't exactly have the most robust electrical system. This car is using a Mopar Stage 2 ECU (factory flashed stock ECU) and the stock 160-Amp alternator.
My current battery is about one year old. The previous two batteries lasted quite... | I've had this car since it rolled off the truck in 2003, and like most Neons, it doesn't exactly have the most robust electrical system. This car is using a Mopar Stage 2 ECU (factory flashed stock ECU) and the stock 160-Amp alternator.
My current battery is about one year old. The previous two batteries lasted quite... | [
"Summary: benzos and opiates in combination can push those with a propensity for ICU delirium over the edge.\n\nPost: Wife went through ICU delirium twice last year. The first time was sheer terror for her (thought she was in a Nazi concentration camp and they were experimenting on she and I) and the second time wa... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,054 |
Clayboy731 | Generate the content for a reddit post don't fuck with magnesium citrate. You do NOT need a large dose. | Me and my friends were not smart children.
There were four of us, age ten.
My one friend comes out of his father's room with a bottle of magnesium citrate, explaining how his dad said it makes you poop hard .
We figure "hey this could be potentially hilarious!" Spoiler
We decided to take about four or fives t... | Me and my friends were not smart children.
There were four of us, age ten.
My one friend comes out of his father's room with a bottle of magnesium citrate, explaining how his dad said it makes you poop hard .
We figure "hey this could be potentially hilarious!" Spoiler
We decided to take about four or fives t... | [
"Summary: WHERE THE CRAZIES AT?!?\n\nPost: All these people telling their stories, but there has to be some crazies on here too. When you're recounting your story, think: what if YOU are the crazy one in the relationship and your crazy mind is just spinning it to make it seem like it was the other persons fault? Bu... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,055 |
noseeme | Generate the content for a reddit post Not butthurt and whiny about being circumcised, and I don't hate or resent my parents for it. Sorry if your relationship with your parents was not as good.
Sorry to anyone if I hurt the circlejerk a little bit. | Agreed, I'm an atheist and I don't give a shit that it was done for religious reasons. I won't be circumcising any of my children because I don't see the point since religion is not a part of my life. If they want to have no foreskin, they can make that decision themselves. | Agreed, I'm an atheist and I don't give a shit that it was done for religious reasons. I won't be circumcising any of my children because I don't see the point since religion is not a part of my life. If they want to have no foreskin, they can make that decision themselves. | [
"Summary: I have the answer to your question \n>Where those the same statistics that showed the Viper needed a buff? \n The answer is \"No\".\n\nPost: But empire specific weapons and their cross-faction equivalents are (for example, Lynx/Serpent/GD-7F) not literally identical in every single way like common pool we... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,056 |
msk_501 | Generate the content for a reddit post Roommate just got baptized. He's happy about it. I'm happy for him. The change is...weird, I can't quite wrap my head around it and I'm not a religious minority in my own house. Funny how things change. | Well, it is funny how things change. I say this because I just got back from my roommate's baptism. Three weeks ago he was as much a "son of perdition" as I was, and now he's proudly a member of TSCC. And the funny thing is...he's happy for it. I might get downvoted to all hell for saying this, but I support him in it ... | Well, it is funny how things change. I say this because I just got back from my roommate's baptism. Three weeks ago he was as much a "son of perdition" as I was, and now he's proudly a member of TSCC. And the funny thing is...he's happy for it. I might get downvoted to all hell for saying this, but I support him in it ... | [
"Summary: I came to r/exmormon knowing exactly what I was doing, I do make dumb decisions (or at least plan to), but there's really nothing to gain if I did. So, I leave you with this...simple, yet very applicable: \" to each his own \"\n\nPost: There's no hesitation in tearing someone apart for bearing their testi... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,057 |
ubernat | Generate the content for a reddit post Cinderhulk > Sunfire on any champion you plan on building Sunfire Cape on anyways. Smite + Exhuast, Teleport, Ignite as a top lane summoner set up will be very meta in both Solo Queue and Competitive play due to how efficient the item is. | Posted this yesterday, just gonna copy and paste it:
As I am sure many of you have noticed, Teleport Smite combination has become fairly popular in high elos and competitive play on certain champions. One of the most popular champions for this summoner spell set up is Shyvana:
Sunfire Cape vs Cinderhulk
Item ... | Posted this yesterday, just gonna copy and paste it:
As I am sure many of you have noticed, Teleport Smite combination has become fairly popular in high elos and competitive play on certain champions. One of the most popular champions for this summoner spell set up is Shyvana:
Sunfire Cape vs Cinderhulk
Item ... | [
"Summary: You will run 30 fps on at least medium, maybe better. As time goes on, performance should improve due to Mac Client updates \n Running on low should bring you to 60 fps? New map should help too so take that into consideration \n Best of luck on your new purchase\n\nPost: Ehhhhhhhhhh \n Okay so I have the ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,058 |
Ike_Lawliet | Generate the content for a reddit post Better safe than sorry. Don't trade if the other person is being sketchy. | I would highly reccomend not trading with this person.
I attempted to trade with them, and they seem highly suspect. Their account is low in reputation, yet they refuse to trade first with me. (Where as my account has been around for years, has thousand of karma and plenty of successful trades.) We did not go through... | I would highly reccomend not trading with this person.
I attempted to trade with them, and they seem highly suspect. Their account is low in reputation, yet they refuse to trade first with me. (Where as my account has been around for years, has thousand of karma and plenty of successful trades.) We did not go through... | [
"Summary: No more hoodies, which will help with quality control. CT is trying to move away from TeeSpring. Please email support@teespring.com if you received a misprint, and politely mention a reprint. Thank you very much. \n Also, and please respond because I am genuinely looking for answers to this- I was literal... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,059 |
eitauisunity | Generate the content for a reddit post your logic is bad and you should feel bad. | In modern history, most tyrants are politicians, however, not all politicians rise to become tyrants (as much of shitbags as they are). Also, pretty much every politician uses kids to pander their brand of shit -- in fact, it's almost expected. If politician didn't show a few photo-ops with kids they would probably be ... | In modern history, most tyrants are politicians, however, not all politicians rise to become tyrants (as much of shitbags as they are). Also, pretty much every politician uses kids to pander their brand of shit -- in fact, it's almost expected. If politician didn't show a few photo-ops with kids they would probably be ... | [
"Summary: you can still advocate progressive ideologies without circle-jerking around how great big government is. \n EDIT: I say \"you assume\" mistakenly. I understand you are simply forwarding a quote from a tv show, lol\n\nPost: I find it academically dishonest to simplify these issues with such broad strokes. ... | 57 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,060 |
Ditario | Generate the content for a reddit post I've been saving for two years to go to Ireland and would like to meet some people / find some people to stay with that wouldn't mind showing me the local culture and amazing country. | Hello Irish Redditors! I am going to be spending around 10-11 days in Ireland on August 1st. I have recently gone to a few local couch surfing events near by in the U.S. and getting the hang of the whole meeting random people for coffee to get to know the area and culture.
On August 1st I will be arriving in Dublin a... | Hello Irish Redditors! I am going to be spending around 10-11 days in Ireland on August 1st. I have recently gone to a few local couch surfing events near by in the U.S. and getting the hang of the whole meeting random people for coffee to get to know the area and culture.
On August 1st I will be arriving in Dublin a... | [
"Summary: It's a white people attitude to just want to get laid. \n Remember boys, she's lucky enough to get your dick too.\n\nPost: Seeing how there are like 1000 comments already and I know that I'll be at the bottom, I just hope I can give you an insight from another perspective. I'll be as direct and short as p... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,061 |
syr_ark | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop being judgmental. | They offer no gain or plot advancement.
I think this is more subjective than you assume. I have no need or want of this mod, but I would defend the right of anyone to use it without being labeled a creep.
Just because you can't imagine a "valid" (by your definition, I guess) usage of this mod, doesn't mean there is... | They offer no gain or plot advancement.
I think this is more subjective than you assume. I have no need or want of this mod, but I would defend the right of anyone to use it without being labeled a creep.
Just because you can't imagine a "valid" (by your definition, I guess) usage of this mod, doesn't mean there is... | [
"Summary: for clarity, even); Knowing you have Asperger's can make you less dysfunctional, so while overdiagnosis is bad, underdiagnosis is also bad, but not all instances cause the same level of dysfunction to begin with.\n\nPost: Yes I can agree with that, but when it is pervasive and has affected you since your ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,062 |
ex1stence | Generate the content for a reddit post there is a method to Louis' madness, and I think he's just asking us to look a little bit deeper to find it
edit; grammar | See, I didn't look at it that way. If you want to talk to two of the biggest living comedians today, who would you choose? (not including the current king himself)
I think Louis was doing something very intentional by having scenes with both Joan and Dane. Joan represents the old school, the casino crowd, comedy from... | See, I didn't look at it that way. If you want to talk to two of the biggest living comedians today, who would you choose? (not including the current king himself)
I think Louis was doing something very intentional by having scenes with both Joan and Dane. Joan represents the old school, the casino crowd, comedy from... | [
"Summary: standup comedy is where Socrates would have gone to get exposure, had he lived in our modern era\n\nPost: If Carlin went to Yale, got some degree in Philosophy, and proceeded to spend his years sending thesis' through the educational approval system to get his papers published, do you think any of us comm... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,063 |
CttCJim | Generate the content for a reddit post Place the item more gently, and then keep your hands the fuck away from the bagging area after. Self-checkouts are awesome, they are a massive improvement over the old system, and you need to adapt to use the technology. | OK here's what is happening.
The scale measures the downward force of gravity acting on it and everything on it. When you put something on it gently, it works fine.
If you drop the item hard or push it down quickly (or in my case your kid touches the damn scale) it goes nuts detecting extra downward force. It "sees"... | OK here's what is happening.
The scale measures the downward force of gravity acting on it and everything on it. When you put something on it gently, it works fine.
If you drop the item hard or push it down quickly (or in my case your kid touches the damn scale) it goes nuts detecting extra downward force. It "sees"... | [
"Summary: have yet to meet a fat person that was both emotionally okay and made really pointed comments about how emotionally okay they were.\n\nPost: Blue is me. Red is the fatty. Green is the girl who posted the article. Black is shitlord brofessor. Green has lost FB friends due to black's shitlording before, but... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,064 |
Demonweed | Generate the content for a reddit post I once committed academic fraud because I had not gathered the materials needed to attempt a major assignment. Yet my fakery still made the grade. | I went to a university with a broad spectrum of instructor quality. One of the less impressive professors I encountered along the way taught a communications course simply called "Persuasion." The most laborious of our tasks in that class involved contacting a correspondence school with an expression of interest (tho... | I went to a university with a broad spectrum of instructor quality. One of the less impressive professors I encountered along the way taught a communications course simply called "Persuasion." The most laborious of our tasks in that class involved contacting a correspondence school with an expression of interest (tho... | [
"Summary: The original article uses a very small kernel of truth to generate a great mass of utter bullshit. Foreign policy and national security are two areas where Barack Obama has remained largely true to his campaign promises, and American liberals have not demonstrated sweeping changes of opinions regarding t... | 120 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,065 |
AlexanderSalamander | Generate the content for a reddit post How do I shop cheap-but-awesome for 6 kids for Christmas? I don't even know what kids these days like!
Thanks, Reddit! | My mom is an awesome lady who does everything she can to support our family, but even with a master's degree in speech therapy she has a relatively low-paying job with the department of education. Each year money gets tighter and tighter. She divorced my abusive step-father last year, and her lawyer screwed her over. H... | My mom is an awesome lady who does everything she can to support our family, but even with a master's degree in speech therapy she has a relatively low-paying job with the department of education. Each year money gets tighter and tighter. She divorced my abusive step-father last year, and her lawyer screwed her over. H... | [
"Summary: Let's all frolic and hold hands.\n\nPost: I am not the official voice of the server, just an OP, so take the following with a grain of salt. \n \n Many OPs feel that the server is called Survival Multi-Player (SMP) for a reason, and should be treated as such. They feel that Survival is the focus of the ga... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,066 |
Ceadol | Generate the content for a reddit post My computer is forcing an update to Windows 8.1 even though I don't want it and I want to cancel the update before it causes all sorts of problems.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. | Hey. So, a while back I updated to Windows 8.1 on my laptop and had nothing but trouble with it. Nothing would work correctly at all. I had no Wifi, no ability to plug a monitor in, video problems galore and just all around trouble with everything I did. Thankfully, the computer was only a few weeks old at the time and... | Hey. So, a while back I updated to Windows 8.1 on my laptop and had nothing but trouble with it. Nothing would work correctly at all. I had no Wifi, no ability to plug a monitor in, video problems galore and just all around trouble with everything I did. Thankfully, the computer was only a few weeks old at the time and... | [
"Summary: I accidentally propositioned my buddies friend while asking for soda. She did not appreciate it.\n\nPost: Usually when my friends are going to the fridge to grab a Mountain Dew, we usually say something like \"Dew me\" when we want one too. Last time one of my buddies friend of the female persuasion was o... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,067 |
bartink | Generate the content for a reddit post Its an economic term. | Living wage]( has a specific meaning that probably isn't what you are referring to. For instance, you probably didn't live in a high cost of living city receiving the federal minimum. You almost certainly didn't save for retirement nor were able to afford health care. You couldn't afford to support a family. Etc, etc, ... | Living wage]( has a specific meaning that probably isn't what you are referring to. For instance, you probably didn't live in a high cost of living city receiving the federal minimum. You almost certainly didn't save for retirement nor were able to afford health care. You couldn't afford to support a family. Etc, etc, ... | [
"Summary: Flush rush has nothing to do with this.\n\nPost: I hate to be a wet blanket, but this article is nonsense. Dickey's statements were nonsense and intended to promote Huckabee's show on his network that is a competitor to Limbaugh. Limbaugh is doing and fine and to the extent that radio isn't doing fine it ... | 64 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,068 |
wfunction | Generate the content for a reddit post Open world games with serious/semi-serious narratives ( ahem Ubisoft) should try to be less "schizophrenic" by having gameplay mechanics that don't create serious cognitive dissonance between the open world and the mostly linear narratives that drive the single player portion of ... | I've sunk quite a bit of time into four open world games in the past year: Watch_Dogs, Far Cry 4, Assassin's Creed: Unity and now I'm currently playing through GTA V. Of these games, I felt like only GTA V and Far Cry 4 warranted being open world games, in the sense of the "open" in "open world" implying the freedom fo... | I've sunk quite a bit of time into four open world games in the past year: Watch_Dogs, Far Cry 4, Assassin's Creed: Unity and now I'm currently playing through GTA V. Of these games, I felt like only GTA V and Far Cry 4 warranted being open world games, in the sense of the "open" in "open world" implying the freedom fo... | [
"Summary: I think that BI should come with strings attached that promote self-improvement and happiness as opposed to giving people cheques for X amount every month.\n\nPost: My main problem with BI in theory is the thought of giving people a cheque for ~$1500 (adjusted for inflation/location/individual needs etc) ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,069 |
luckytopher | Generate the content for a reddit post 30k mils drive leased $35k cars, not double (or more) that. | Let's do some math. $75k for base model with tax. 36 mo lease w/ no money down, 54% residual, 0.002992 money factor is $1350/month.
$30k/yr is right at $2k take home monthly with no 401k or other deductions. This would leave $650 a month for rent, gas, insurance, food, entertainment, clothes, etc. translation: n... | Let's do some math. $75k for base model with tax. 36 mo lease w/ no money down, 54% residual, 0.002992 money factor is $1350/month.
$30k/yr is right at $2k take home monthly with no 401k or other deductions. This would leave $650 a month for rent, gas, insurance, food, entertainment, clothes, etc. translation: n... | [
"Summary: The \"plethora\" of police abuse is small compared to the \"plethora\" of unreported police good-doing and accuracy.\n\nPost: You only hear the bad stories. I was trying to prove that the other side exists. And for the ridiculously high number of interactions with people that police have every minute of... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,070 |
UncertainHeisenberg | Generate the content for a reddit post It is cheaper and simpler to turn on various sections of the displays individually and refresh them at a high-rate, rather than have them all "on" at the same time. If your gaze is shifting rapidly, the digits can form a step pattern as each turns on when your eyes are focussed on... | I must admit I went to three different displays after reading this to try and make it happen! But no luck. I don't have any LED or vacuum fluorescent displays, though, and I would expect them to be more likely to exhibit this behaviour.
These kinds of displays contain multiple elements that are capable of "turning on... | I must admit I went to three different displays after reading this to try and make it happen! But no luck. I don't have any LED or vacuum fluorescent displays, though, and I would expect them to be more likely to exhibit this behaviour.
These kinds of displays contain multiple elements that are capable of "turning on... | [
"Summary: Fault ruptures can occur over long distances (over 1200km for the 2004 Sumatran earthquake), but the seismic wave arrivals from the source event are the simplest to pick. The times of these arrivals at numerous stations are used to determine the location of the earthquake's source.\n\nPost: Below is a rep... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,071 |
WhitePostIt | Generate the content for a reddit post Dude, we're gonna become stars one day. So chillax and enjoy! | Depends on how you look at death. The way I see it, I don't really die - my body is recycled into the earth (I plan for a natural burial), providing nutrients for future plants and animals that will provide nutrition for more plants and animals. I will become soil, I will become a majestic oak tree, a worm, then a swif... | Depends on how you look at death. The way I see it, I don't really die - my body is recycled into the earth (I plan for a natural burial), providing nutrients for future plants and animals that will provide nutrition for more plants and animals. I will become soil, I will become a majestic oak tree, a worm, then a swif... | [
"Summary: Cash is best, untraceable, and low risk. Keep minimal cards and docs in your wallet - if you don't use it more than 3 times a week, don't carry it around. And for the love that all is good and holy, DO NOT FREAKING CARRY YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CARD EVERYWHERE!!!\n\nPost: And this, is why I withdraw cash I ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,072 |
MrFlabulous | Generate the content for a reddit post either. Sorry. | Batsmen all around the world have said for years "The umpire is there to do a job." I think in all honesty the ones that don't walk tend to be the ones with successful international careers. But those same players will berate other folk that don't walk.
Sadly, walking is seen more at club and village level than profe... | Batsmen all around the world have said for years "The umpire is there to do a job." I think in all honesty the ones that don't walk tend to be the ones with successful international careers. But those same players will berate other folk that don't walk.
Sadly, walking is seen more at club and village level than profe... | [
"Summary: New, lighter bats have changed the way batsmen play. \n *edit wristy...\n\nPost: Bats are far more disposable these days. They're not pressed nearly as much as they used to be, and so are a little lighter, springier and more fragile. As a result it's probably more common to see the hands farther apart on ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,073 |
tommysmuffins | Generate the content for a reddit post you can't win | No doubt this happens. I had stopped using my modulator on surface roads, because drivers seemed to be taking it as a flash of the lights signalling them to go. I decided to use it only on the highway where this wouldn't be a problem. So I turned it on while on the highway one time, and the girl in front of me sudd... | No doubt this happens. I had stopped using my modulator on surface roads, because drivers seemed to be taking it as a flash of the lights signalling them to go. I decided to use it only on the highway where this wouldn't be a problem. So I turned it on while on the highway one time, and the girl in front of me sudd... | [
"Summary: don't sweat the small stuff.\n\nPost: Unless you have a compromised immune system, I don't think you ever have to sterilize a safety razor. The only exception would be if you buy one from somebody you don't know, who may have some sort of blood-borne disease. Even then the lifetime of such diseases on... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,074 |
narf3684 | Generate the content for a reddit post Thanks for the mental exercise! | This is such an interesting case. He was/is talented, and if he continued to play, would make very, very good money. With that in mind, is forcing him to play basketball anything worse than parents pushing their child to more lucrative professions? If you tell your kid that teaching doesn't pay well (for example) and t... | This is such an interesting case. He was/is talented, and if he continued to play, would make very, very good money. With that in mind, is forcing him to play basketball anything worse than parents pushing their child to more lucrative professions? If you tell your kid that teaching doesn't pay well (for example) and t... | [
"Summary: Be a jedi and meditate on your actions.\n\nPost: Well, to backstep a bit, the point of punishment like that is to give you time to \"think about what you've done\". But we sort of don't stress that part anymore. Now it's just \"take away your fun and make you fear punishment\". \n The distinction is all i... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,075 |
saluisa | Generate the content for a reddit post read the article, it's important. | love this article. I agree with everything there.
What I want people to imagine is a person with an impeccable music taste and an amazing ear for mixing. They know what songs start/end a set well. They experiment with more unknown styles, and combine and mix between different genres throughout the set and reacts to t... | love this article. I agree with everything there.
What I want people to imagine is a person with an impeccable music taste and an amazing ear for mixing. They know what songs start/end a set well. They experiment with more unknown styles, and combine and mix between different genres throughout the set and reacts to t... | [
"Summary: cool find, gif captures the idea of the song perfectly\n\nPost: I would agree immensely. \n now you're reminding me how much I love this song. The last minute of this song is more emotional than any other piece of artwork as far as I'm concerned. Had to choke back tears the first 3 times I listened the al... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,076 |
bikeroo | Generate the content for a reddit post rosettas in cappuccinos for barista championships are a logistical nightmare and are more effort than they are worth (in my opinion) | It doesn't make sense though, from a competitive perspective it takes too much time, is setting the bar too high (in the sense that point deduction based on symmetry becomes even higher due to the number of leaves in the rosetta), and risks mucking up (again due to complexity but also because in the time it takes to ma... | It doesn't make sense though, from a competitive perspective it takes too much time, is setting the bar too high (in the sense that point deduction based on symmetry becomes even higher due to the number of leaves in the rosetta), and risks mucking up (again due to complexity but also because in the time it takes to ma... | [
"Summary: try it out, it may kill your lifts or make you stronger. Either way, no harm in trying it but don't sweat it and have fun.\n\nPost: Fellow powerlifter here (though a weight weenie in 74kg), yes you will notice an impact in your lifts when you start Muay Thai but to be fair adding in any physical activity ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,077 |
blockhead123 | Generate the content for a reddit post Would a business/accounting minor help me if I only have a B.S. in psychology? | Right now, I am set to complete a B.S. in Psychology. Not very marketable. I have many different options at this point, though. Become an officer in the Navy, apply for grad school, try to get a job with an undergraduate degree, or complete another major.
I'm already working on a degree in the business program, and h... | Right now, I am set to complete a B.S. in Psychology. Not very marketable. I have many different options at this point, though. Become an officer in the Navy, apply for grad school, try to get a job with an undergraduate degree, or complete another major.
I'm already working on a degree in the business program, and h... | [
"Summary: This ain't no pansy ass fake castle. It's a future world landmark and/or superhero team lair.\n\nPost: I most definitely have a desire to live in a house that is absurdly large . I'm not talking some 300 bedroom bullshit. I'm talking about 2 story tall wooden doors that lead into a cathedral like main en... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,078 |
octaffle | Generate the content for a reddit post my experience and what I know about the flora/fauna of hampton roads indicates this is not a thing and is probably due to bugs | I've never heard of this and I take Waffle to Sandbridge once a week. He is only ever itchy because of bug bites. :\ Our breeder lives in the Ocean Lakes area of VB and none of her 13 dogs are inexplicably itchy, either. Nor my friends dogs, one who lives in Lagomar and three who live in Foxfire. VB soil is pretty... | I've never heard of this and I take Waffle to Sandbridge once a week. He is only ever itchy because of bug bites. :\ Our breeder lives in the Ocean Lakes area of VB and none of her 13 dogs are inexplicably itchy, either. Nor my friends dogs, one who lives in Lagomar and three who live in Foxfire. VB soil is pretty... | [
"Summary: Do what is most fair to the dog, place it in a home that meets her needs without relying on extra help. It should not be a \"lend\"/\"borrow\" situation--that will just create heartache down the road for both parties, or even a legal situation.\n\nPost: I would give the dog back to my breeder, who would ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,079 |
Vorpal_Hammer | Generate the content for a reddit post Baha'u'llah had no obvious problem with people being gay. His issue was with kiddie fuckers. Shoghi Effendi, on the other hand, was a hardcore homophobe. He used his position as Guardian to make homophobia an official position of the Baha'i Faith. And now all Baha'is must agre... | Seriously, find me one single homophobic statement of Baha'u'llah. Where does the Kitab-i-Aqdas say homosexuality is a mental illness?
You really don't know? OK, here you go. I don't know how you aren't aware of this - it's the primary reference for all the letters from Shoghi Effendi and the UHJ that you've been p... | Seriously, find me one single homophobic statement of Baha'u'llah. Where does the Kitab-i-Aqdas say homosexuality is a mental illness?
You really don't know? OK, here you go. I don't know how you aren't aware of this - it's the primary reference for all the letters from Shoghi Effendi and the UHJ that you've been p... | [
"Summary: of it all. Home births are most likely fine for a lot of births. Maybe even an overwhelming majority of births. But unless you have immediate access to expert medical care, some home births will result in preventable death or other negative outcomes for the mother or the child(ren). I mentioned before... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,080 |
lukeatron | Generate the content for a reddit post Squirrels are awesome and given the right set of circumstances can be completely cool with people. | Don't mind all the idiots acting like you brought grizzly cub into your house. I had a pet squirrel obtained in a similar fashion for a few months. She was actually an awesome pet and I would have another an instant if the opportunity presented itself again. Ultimately we had to let her go live outside because she s... | Don't mind all the idiots acting like you brought grizzly cub into your house. I had a pet squirrel obtained in a similar fashion for a few months. She was actually an awesome pet and I would have another an instant if the opportunity presented itself again. Ultimately we had to let her go live outside because she s... | [
"Summary: Huge scary thug guy on a pink Barbie bike with training wheels.\n\nPost: Another one, though this was on a city street, not the highway. \n Driving down a 4 lane (2 each way) road. The outside lanes were both closed for repaving. It's like 10 pm and they're working at night as this is a major commuting ... | 49 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,081 |
amertune | Generate the content for a reddit post It was the Greeks. It's always the Greeks. | In 450 BC Greece, Anaxagoras thought that the sun and stars were blaming rocks in the sky, with the sun being as large as the Peloponnese and the stars being farther away.
It went from heresy to something taken seriously by scientists in the 17th century: [source](
In 1861, it was proven: [source]( | In 450 BC Greece, Anaxagoras thought that the sun and stars were blaming rocks in the sky, with the sun being as large as the Peloponnese and the stars being farther away.
It went from heresy to something taken seriously by scientists in the 17th century: [source](
In 1861, it was proven: [source]( | [
"Summary: I think that they're pretty well made, but they tend to annoy me more than inspire me.\n\nPost: What's the name of that singer that everybody seems to love? Josh Groban? I think that he's technically pretty good, but I just don't like his stuff. \n Church videos are kind of the same. I can tell that they'... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,082 |
polynomials | Generate the content for a reddit post Ryan’s father sexually abused Kristen and somehow Ryan became a victim of it as well. That leads their family to have completely messed up relationships including a brother sister relationship with incestuous undertones and that’s why Ryan is so crazy- he needs to have Wilfred to ... | It is very clear that Ryan's (Elijah Wood) relationship with his father is the main source of his issues. Ryan’s is always trying to get away from his father’s influence and is extremely paranoid about him trying to work his way back into his life. Ryan attempts to kill himself after quitting his job working for his fa... | It is very clear that Ryan's (Elijah Wood) relationship with his father is the main source of his issues. Ryan’s is always trying to get away from his father’s influence and is extremely paranoid about him trying to work his way back into his life. Ryan attempts to kill himself after quitting his job working for his fa... | [
"Summary: I still support what wikileaks is doing, but this guy julian is taking a heel turn for me with this move.\n\nPost: I was with you up until this point Julian, if what you are saying is true. I mean, it is important to know what's the countries leaders are doing if you want to expose corruption and dishones... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,083 |
glglglglgl | Generate the content for a reddit post petty and childish meets unprofessional, 'splosions. | Because I only found out today too, I shall help you out:
Apparently, Chevy refused to film a scene in the season finale for reasons that I'm not sure of: either to do with constant script changes, or just because. Dan got pissed with this, and at the wrap party tried to get (or did get) everyone to yell FUCK YOU CHE... | Because I only found out today too, I shall help you out:
Apparently, Chevy refused to film a scene in the season finale for reasons that I'm not sure of: either to do with constant script changes, or just because. Dan got pissed with this, and at the wrap party tried to get (or did get) everyone to yell FUCK YOU CHE... | [
"Summary: I don't say \"hur it's fake\" no more. Unless you're an incredibly pretentious wrestling fan of course.\n\nPost: HURR HURR IT'S ALL FAKE \n Because someone has to make that comment. As someone with no interest in wrestling, I used to think I was clever when I said that as a kid. Nowadays, I have a respect... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,084 |
yurtyybomb | Generate the content for a reddit post Lebron's post game expertise Is overrated, but if he can truly develop a deep arsenal of moves in the post, he can be ufathomably good. Also needs to take the ball straight to the rack, and be hyper aggressive is doing so very late in games. | I still think LeBron can get considerably better, and although his FG% and level of play is incredible even now... He is running out of time to develop a multi faceted, truly lethal offensive game while he's still in his prime.
He put a post game in and ended up learning how to pick defenses apart using said post gam... | I still think LeBron can get considerably better, and although his FG% and level of play is incredible even now... He is running out of time to develop a multi faceted, truly lethal offensive game while he's still in his prime.
He put a post game in and ended up learning how to pick defenses apart using said post gam... | [
"Summary: Explore.\n\nPost: Skyrim isn't about chasing after the main story. Just go around Skyrim. Explore stuff, see stuff. It's hard for me to say how you should do it or what to do; there is plenty to do. What I loved doing was just going to every black icon I saw on the compass (indicating I hadn't been there ... | 82 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,085 |
sirry | Generate the content for a reddit post Great production, very skilled use of lyrics even if sometimes the lyrics themselves don't show that skill super obviously outside of the album's context. | First impressions:
Overall: I like the album a lot, although right now not as much as I liked R.A.P. Music. Probably coming in as my 2nd favorite album of the year right now after Legends Never Die and a bit ahead of Born Sinner.
Production: I think the production is amazing . I'd use words like atmospheric, spaci... | First impressions:
Overall: I like the album a lot, although right now not as much as I liked R.A.P. Music. Probably coming in as my 2nd favorite album of the year right now after Legends Never Die and a bit ahead of Born Sinner.
Production: I think the production is amazing . I'd use words like atmospheric, spaci... | [
"Summary: math and science aren't supposed to be ways to access absolute truth, one is a way to build logical constructs based on givens and the other is a system for creating useful descriptions of how the universe works\n\nPost: High level, I think his mistake comes from thinking of math an science as ways to acc... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,086 |
sephrinx | Generate the content for a reddit post don't waste your time unless you want to pay to win and no endgame. | It's meh. It had a huge potential but it was all wasted on p2p/pay gate content.
There literally is no endgame, aside from roaming the sea on a boat looking for people to rob and murder. There are no dungeons or raids to do, other than a few dungeons that are very easy and one you are max level and have some semi dec... | It's meh. It had a huge potential but it was all wasted on p2p/pay gate content.
There literally is no endgame, aside from roaming the sea on a boat looking for people to rob and murder. There are no dungeons or raids to do, other than a few dungeons that are very easy and one you are max level and have some semi dec... | [
"Summary: Play Rift. You won't regret it. It's an amazing game, I highly recommend it.\n\nPost: As someone who has played both GW2 and Rift quite extensively, there are quite a few major differences in the games that could separate different demographics that like the GW2 model, as compared to the Rift model of MMO... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,087 |
sadboy2k1 | Generate the content for a reddit post try it against lanes that can't zone you out easily (melee supports) and see how it goes. | Against remotely good players this doesn't work at all, you might be able to eventually leech exp once lane equilibrium breaks a bit but until then you'll be doing nothing with no way of contesting anything at all.
I'd say only even try this if you're already a very good kunkka player, and even then I'd say play supp... | Against remotely good players this doesn't work at all, you might be able to eventually leech exp once lane equilibrium breaks a bit but until then you'll be doing nothing with no way of contesting anything at all.
I'd say only even try this if you're already a very good kunkka player, and even then I'd say play supp... | [
"Summary: suck off a streamer or be really good and somehow get noticed\n\nPost: Either be high mmr or very very entertaining \n Both if you are planning to be a top tier streamer \n You'l have to basically suck dick and spam twitter and become friends with other streamers and stuff until one day another streamer p... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,088 |
slowbie | Generate the content for a reddit post engineering students on reddit are self-important and pretentious. | To the best of my knowledge, all of them were promoted in from a technician job or another lower position from the same company. It's certainly not a quick path either, most of them worked as a technician for roughly 10 years before getting their first 'engineering' job title.
Honestly, your original post has more tr... | To the best of my knowledge, all of them were promoted in from a technician job or another lower position from the same company. It's certainly not a quick path either, most of them worked as a technician for roughly 10 years before getting their first 'engineering' job title.
Honestly, your original post has more tr... | [
"Summary: You don't want to graduate without a job. Also, it never hurts to ask.\n\nPost: How much work experience do you have outside of school? If you don't have at least two internships I would take the Co-Op. It's much better to take an extra year to graduate than to graduate without a job. \n However, you may ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,089 |
Souperlizard | Generate the content for a reddit post turtlelord5 won the Star Wars challenge, the new WBC is to take a picture of a building near you, and recreate it in MCPE! Read the above post for more details, it's not that long.
Souperlizard
EDIT: Did I forget to mention- that the WBC Winner gets special flair, officially b... | Hi, all! This is it. The Weekly Building challenge is officially coming back to /r/MCPE! After an unfortunately long break, I am glad to be putting together another one of these bad boys. :)
The winner of the Star Wars challenge was our friend /u/turtlelord5, with his [R2D2 Recreation]( earning a final score of 47. H... | Hi, all! This is it. The Weekly Building challenge is officially coming back to /r/MCPE! After an unfortunately long break, I am glad to be putting together another one of these bad boys. :)
The winner of the Star Wars challenge was our friend /u/turtlelord5, with his [R2D2 Recreation]( earning a final score of 47. H... | [
"Summary: version: F7U12 is not the place for somebody's pathetic Internet problem.\n\nPost: This is not the place for your feeble attempts at self defense. People get bad comments and good ones, it happens to everybody. Reddit isn't the kind of community where Internet n00bs have fights with each other through pos... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,090 |
CashewmanRx | Generate the content for a reddit post Bupropion can exacerbate anxiety which could be causing it. It also has the potential to raise Blood pressure and cause arythmia, everything else seems fine, call your doctor if it does not subside | Everything in there seems fine but the Bupropion is a little fishy. Bupropion is typically avoided in anyone with an anxiety disorder as the amphetamine like metabolites from this specific antidepressant can exacerbate anxiety.
Either you were not diagnosed with anxiety or you had tried other things first that were n... | Everything in there seems fine but the Bupropion is a little fishy. Bupropion is typically avoided in anyone with an anxiety disorder as the amphetamine like metabolites from this specific antidepressant can exacerbate anxiety.
Either you were not diagnosed with anxiety or you had tried other things first that were n... | [
"Summary: Carcinogenic Polyaromatic Hydrocarbons found in cigarette smoke induce transcription of cytochrome p450 1A2 isoenzyme thus increasing phase 1 oxidation of caffeine and decreasing its circulating half life as well as bioavailability by increasing elimination\n\nPost: It really is very neat, can I tell yo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,091 |
Warlizard | Generate the content for a reddit post I set up fake fetish wrestling girl and convinced a co-worker to use his vacation to go visit her. | I had a co-worker who was heavily into fetish wrestling and would travel all around the country wrestling, then cheating on his wife with these haggard wrestling prostitutes. He was also an ass, so I created a fake user on one of his wrestling boards named "Sue Flex", a single 30'ish lawyer working in DC. Under this ... | I had a co-worker who was heavily into fetish wrestling and would travel all around the country wrestling, then cheating on his wife with these haggard wrestling prostitutes. He was also an ass, so I created a fake user on one of his wrestling boards named "Sue Flex", a single 30'ish lawyer working in DC. Under this ... | [
"Summary: adderall is a helluva drug\n\nPost: If I had his money I'd have people follow me around and play my own theme music, like Peter in Family Guy. \n EDIT: Turns out he spent 90 minutes outside talking to fans. That's not something most stars do. \n So maybe it seems excessive, but damn, I'd want a heater too... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,092 |
Ederek_Cole | Generate the content for a reddit post It does get better, bro. | It's not always a mirror, like everyone's saying. Sometimes, it's just the way people are.
But it doesn't stay that way. Yeah, once you graduate, you'll meet people every once in a while who think the world should belong to them, but you're going to hit a point, either right before high school ends or right after, ... | It's not always a mirror, like everyone's saying. Sometimes, it's just the way people are.
But it doesn't stay that way. Yeah, once you graduate, you'll meet people every once in a while who think the world should belong to them, but you're going to hit a point, either right before high school ends or right after, ... | [
"Summary: So yeah. Minecraft could be a pain in the ass for the Chief.\n\nPost: Actually, Minecraft does have a very basic campaign. Or rather, a more or less fixed progression of events. \n So Chief wakes up on a beach. He has to collect wood, stone, and coal for when the night comes. Then he has to leave the sa... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,093 |
eMan117 | Generate the content for a reddit post Darrelle Revis plz and ty. | yeah we need to take a hard look at our defense this off season though. we got tore apart in the playoffs. Sure the post season only features potent offenses but we are supposed to have THE best D in the league and we didnt play that way (though they were still great). Also as you said, with 2 recievers entering FA we ... | yeah we need to take a hard look at our defense this off season though. we got tore apart in the playoffs. Sure the post season only features potent offenses but we are supposed to have THE best D in the league and we didnt play that way (though they were still great). Also as you said, with 2 recievers entering FA we ... | [
"Summary: ya need more YAC boy\n\nPost: undoubtedly talented, he makes good moves after the catch but hesitates and reads too much, seems to lack that 3rd gear once the ball is in his hands to high tail it down the field and get some serious YAC. PHENOMENAL blocker, physical and aggressive on the block. runs good r... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,094 |
deletedLink | Generate the content for a reddit post How can I make the most humanly potent cannabis infused coconut oil? | I'm an avid edibles guy. I have made, probably, about 20 batches of canabutter / canaoil over the past few years, usually 1-2 oz a time. The methodology has evolved and is currently a full on cycle of (high level):
decarb -- 27 minutes at 275
grind -- coffee grinder
100% coconut oil @ 1 lb to 1 o... | I'm an avid edibles guy. I have made, probably, about 20 batches of canabutter / canaoil over the past few years, usually 1-2 oz a time. The methodology has evolved and is currently a full on cycle of (high level):
decarb -- 27 minutes at 275
grind -- coffee grinder
100% coconut oil @ 1 lb to 1 o... | [
"Summary: Wasted 2-3 years dislocating shoulders, should have fixed it the first time.\n\nPost: I dislocated my shoulder three times. \n First time, the doctor told me that I probably needed surgery. It required 4 people to put it back in place. They wrapped a towel around my torso and three guys pulled it while ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,095 |
perhapsanewusername | Generate the content for a reddit post Age doesn't matter as long as both parties are in the same place in their lives | I am a 22 year old guy and my ex was 36. I thought it could work out but I ended up just breaking her heart. Her biological clock was ticking and I am still in school, it was basically have children now or never. The problem was that we were in two different places in our lives, and for me to be the person she wanted m... | I am a 22 year old guy and my ex was 36. I thought it could work out but I ended up just breaking her heart. Her biological clock was ticking and I am still in school, it was basically have children now or never. The problem was that we were in two different places in our lives, and for me to be the person she wanted m... | [
"Summary: We perceive and interact with the electron cloud of an atom, which occupies a MUCH larger space. \n EDIT: Miss type on the strike-throughs, sorry about the mistake that was likely quite confusing.\n\nPost: Yes that is absolutely correct. This is a wonderful question, and actually quite an interesting one ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,096 |
jspliff1 | Generate the content for a reddit post Imo, Nofap is there to improve yourself physically, mentally and spiritually.
JS1 SS | While I'm here, I just thought I should share how everything is going. I've made it to 194 days to be exact and I feel amazing. Everything is good, it's nice to know that I have control over myself and not my urges. I was going to wait til 365 because well, rocket ship but I figured I'm on here now and want to remind m... | While I'm here, I just thought I should share how everything is going. I've made it to 194 days to be exact and I feel amazing. Everything is good, it's nice to know that I have control over myself and not my urges. I was going to wait til 365 because well, rocket ship but I figured I'm on here now and want to remind m... | [
"Summary: Lost 15g and my phone, oh well.\n\nPost: my story. \n I had a random call, asking to pick like 8gs, saying they were friends of a friend, also saying my friend chinced him. So I meet him the next day, but only had like 5g and said, hey I'll sell it to you for 30$. We were doing this in a washroom, so we l... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,097 |
bmaxxx | Generate the content for a reddit post Not a lot of "hot" or "spicy" attraction between me and the bf, never was, can a relationship survive w/o? We love each other, and he's everything you want in a personality. | So I've been dating my boyfriend since St. Patrick's day. Lately I've been getting really restless. We've been having sex for the same amount of time and he hasn't really been able to get me off either. I never really had that electric feeling with him or butterflies either. He's a great guy, though: funny, kind, stron... | So I've been dating my boyfriend since St. Patrick's day. Lately I've been getting really restless. We've been having sex for the same amount of time and he hasn't really been able to get me off either. I never really had that electric feeling with him or butterflies either. He's a great guy, though: funny, kind, stron... | [
"Summary: Me and 2 friends smoked with my coworker and her boyfriend, we basically paid them to smoke, used me as a chauffeur, not a good experience.\n\nPost: I don't know if this qualifies as a cool story, but I don't have many more stories. \nI was a young Ent, a sapling. I had smoked maybe 3-4 times before this ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,098 |
cypherreddit | Generate the content for a reddit post West isn't articulate but he also isn't an idiot, at least about what he is talking about here | Even though West was making crazy allusions and comparisons, he still made very valid points about the economic and structural power in society and the difficulties even for the newly wealthy to find a significant position beside the decision makers.
And then Sway takes about how he knows what West is talking about e... | Even though West was making crazy allusions and comparisons, he still made very valid points about the economic and structural power in society and the difficulties even for the newly wealthy to find a significant position beside the decision makers.
And then Sway takes about how he knows what West is talking about e... | [
"Summary: teach your penis jokes are funny in the right context \n EDIT: I accidentally a word but leaving it as is as its great so many are conversing with their penis now\n\nPost: if you are seriously asking here's my suggestion: \n teach your kid when and where not to do stuff like that (like in proximity to aut... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,099 |
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