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TonyzTone | Generate the content for a reddit post You probably are really pretty. Being black is just one aspect adding to your overall beauty. Rock it out and take pride!
EDIT: Apparently something about my comment was unpopular. Oh well. | For what it's worth, I think black girls (mostly) all have something about them that make them pretty. I think it's the combo of the eyes, mouth/smile, and complexion.
However, due to a recent thread, apparently my affinity for black girls is racist. Which is bogus because I also like girls of pretty much all races. ... | For what it's worth, I think black girls (mostly) all have something about them that make them pretty. I think it's the combo of the eyes, mouth/smile, and complexion.
However, due to a recent thread, apparently my affinity for black girls is racist. Which is bogus because I also like girls of pretty much all races. ... | [
"Summary: Disney is amazing. While yes, many of it's \"classic\" movies have the whole damsel-in-distress message, the realities is that those are more of a reflection of the times than the company. Since the Disney Renaissance, the movies have come to give very strong messages about otherwise strong characters, fo... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,300 |
GIS-Rockstar | Generate the content for a reddit post Understand what your interpolation parameters mean and report on those. Identify how those parameters interact with visualizing tornado paths and their impact. Even if you're just making up values to get a nice image ( which can be completely okay ), those values are important t... | Two important questions:
What level of analysis are you attempting here? Is this your first crack at Spatial Analyst, or is this more advanced research?
How many pages is the project requirement? (I'm assuming this is a college term paper)
You can run a kernel density analysis using the F-scale field as... | Two important questions:
What level of analysis are you attempting here? Is this your first crack at Spatial Analyst, or is this more advanced research?
How many pages is the project requirement? (I'm assuming this is a college term paper)
You can run a kernel density analysis using the F-scale field as... | [
"Summary: I was talked into diving 5-8' seas. Ex-girlfriend threw up on me and in my mouth.\n\nPost: Dang, jellies suck. \n My worst diving experience was a while ago when I had a few dozen dives under my belt. We stopped in Palm Beach for an afternoon drift dive on our way down to Key Largo for the weekend. The... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,301 |
ubermeisters | Generate the content for a reddit post 3d artist for hire specializing in models from scratch/reference for 3d printing. | So, you finally got that awesome 3d printer! Technology is amazing, to think that now all we have to do is imagine something and print it, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, 3d modeling software has not caught up to the everyday-user level of ease, and can be very problematic with regard to model integrity for 3d printing. S... | So, you finally got that awesome 3d printer! Technology is amazing, to think that now all we have to do is imagine something and print it, right? Wrong. Unfortunately, 3d modeling software has not caught up to the everyday-user level of ease, and can be very problematic with regard to model integrity for 3d printing. S... | [
"Summary: I want a printer so bad I can taste it, but unfortunately, rent comes first. I have a lot to contribute to the community, if only I could print..\n\nPost: Hi, I would absolutely love to win a printer, and here are some reasons why: \n \n I've been doing cad and 3d modeling as a hobby for 15 years now, and... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,302 |
MonsterBlash | Generate the content for a reddit post Sub groups get on the bandwagon of stupid ideas and counter ideas, I'm just fucking around saying that both group are stupid, implying that "who gives a fuck if someone thinks you've taken this from reddit, anyone who'd "object" is obviously in one of the extremist group of butthu... | Ok, someone will probably come along and correct me, but here goes my description, as good as I can say it:
Circlejerking is basically taking a ridiculous popular opinion, and pushing it to the extreme, expecting people to get sick of it.
There are a lot of people here on reddit who are really, really, really angry... | Ok, someone will probably come along and correct me, but here goes my description, as good as I can say it:
Circlejerking is basically taking a ridiculous popular opinion, and pushing it to the extreme, expecting people to get sick of it.
There are a lot of people here on reddit who are really, really, really angry... | [
"Summary: The problem why people won't coop is that the current state of the game is made for people to pvp.\n\nPost: First and foremost, we need to be able to transfer cash and resources between players. \nIf you could do that, then it would make sense trying to work together when mining. If that's worth it, then ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,303 |
isthiswitty | Generate the content for a reddit post He told me he loved me after only dating for nine days and I don't want to move that quickly. What to do? | We've only been officially exclusive since the 1st of the month and on the 9th he told me he loved me. Granted, he had been drinking, but he backed it up the following morning and in subsequent conversations.
This strikes me as WAY too soon. We had been together for only a little more than a week at that point and th... | We've only been officially exclusive since the 1st of the month and on the 9th he told me he loved me. Granted, he had been drinking, but he backed it up the following morning and in subsequent conversations.
This strikes me as WAY too soon. We had been together for only a little more than a week at that point and th... | [
"Summary: I've been there, hold off for now. I promise it will be better in the long run. I'm sorry, hun.\n\nPost: I'm truly sorry for your plight. I know how difficult it is, I helped take care of my grandfather during his last days and understand how you feel. \n That being said, I know exactly how much you need ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,304 |
joeblow1000 | Generate the content for a reddit post getting chain frozen is really annoying and there is a simple fix... | I really hate getting frozen. But even more, I hate when I get frozen, and then frozen again, and then frozen again all back to back without any opportunity to get out of the way.
I know every class has some method to deal with getting out of CC - but sometimes it is on CD or you just aren't using the skill.
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Fi... | I really hate getting frozen. But even more, I hate when I get frozen, and then frozen again, and then frozen again all back to back without any opportunity to get out of the way.
I know every class has some method to deal with getting out of CC - but sometimes it is on CD or you just aren't using the skill.
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Fi... | [
"Summary: the real question is where do most of the items drop because that is what magic find is based on.\n\nPost: I gear swap on elites in A3 runs and keep my full MF set on for A1 runs. From my experience, I don't get many more rares in A1. What you have to consider is how often an \"item\" drops period. Items ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,305 |
TheLivingAwesome | Generate the content for a reddit post swing set = asplode cops. | The first time I ever did that was amazing. Drove in very slowly... so to get the perfect angle... then slowly push my car up into the set. At first nothing happened and I thought "what a load of shit. Well. Maybe they patched-" and that's when it happened.
My car rocketed backwards and shot Niko out the front windsh... | The first time I ever did that was amazing. Drove in very slowly... so to get the perfect angle... then slowly push my car up into the set. At first nothing happened and I thought "what a load of shit. Well. Maybe they patched-" and that's when it happened.
My car rocketed backwards and shot Niko out the front windsh... | [
"Summary: under the conditions, Rick and Carl having been in the apocalypse longer, Team RC Cola stomps 10/10 times.\n\nPost: Hmm... this is a good one. But keep in mind, using episode 5 Lee is like using Season 1 Rick at the EDC. Lee would be fairly new to the apocalypse compared to Rick. \n Round 1: Rick would pr... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,306 |
kareemabduljabbq | Generate the content for a reddit post is that I'm not aware of any legislation that currently circumscribes gun ownership or that has been addressed, that gays shouldn't get rights because you're going to get shot in the mouth if you tell them they're a crime against nature on the street, and that the whole protecting... | so first off, I don't want to get into one of these fights, I'm just legitimately trying to understand this viewpoint.
also funny, the bill of rights is the first ten amendments to the constitution. just a little snark there myself.
but what I want to know is HOW. geez. I haven't heard of a significant gun law... | so first off, I don't want to get into one of these fights, I'm just legitimately trying to understand this viewpoint.
also funny, the bill of rights is the first ten amendments to the constitution. just a little snark there myself.
but what I want to know is HOW. geez. I haven't heard of a significant gun law... | [
"Summary: there's nothing inherently wrong with being white, male, middle-class and white, but you didn't ask for your privilege and it's not your fault individually for that system of advantage existing. however, acknowledging that it does exist and becoming self-aware of how your race defines you is part and par... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,307 |
Myhouseisamess | Generate the content for a reddit post ramble: I think the symptoms of mental illness can lead to more violent behavior as these symptoms would cause most people to become more violent or at least increase the likely hood of it, but if you can address these symptoms than violence drastically decreases | Being sick isn't going to cause you to be a violent person. Heck the vast majority or mentally ill people are not violent nor are they committing crimes. But most of the ones not committing crime are that way because they are receiving help, or their illness isn't as severe as others.
One thing I would suggest all ... | Being sick isn't going to cause you to be a violent person. Heck the vast majority or mentally ill people are not violent nor are they committing crimes. But most of the ones not committing crime are that way because they are receiving help, or their illness isn't as severe as others.
One thing I would suggest all ... | [
"Summary: Half Brother/Sister used to date, didn't know they were halves, their father was a secret love child of an uncle and cousin that was raised outside the family, Uncle and cousin each knew one kid existed not the other..both brough the ones they knew to the reunion\n\nPost: It was a huge family reunion firs... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,308 |
Undoer | Generate the content for a reddit post Currently in the very top echelon of Pirate strength, sitting aside Whitebeard, Teach (presumably), and Rayleigh in terms of strength.
My basis is completely hypothesis though, so don't take my word for it. | I'd say he's as powerful as Whitebeard. And probably more powerful than Big Mamma and Kaido, since they seem more willing to use underhand tactics, and maintain the same rank as Shanks and Whitebeard whilst using said tactics.
Whitebeard was known as the 'most powerful pirate' though, so I'd say Whitebeard and Shanks... | I'd say he's as powerful as Whitebeard. And probably more powerful than Big Mamma and Kaido, since they seem more willing to use underhand tactics, and maintain the same rank as Shanks and Whitebeard whilst using said tactics.
Whitebeard was known as the 'most powerful pirate' though, so I'd say Whitebeard and Shanks... | [
"Summary: FAK U MAPPACK GOOBY\n\nPost: Map Packs really piss me off purely because if you don't buy the map pack then you'll have to wait fucking ages to find a game. If you release two map packs, you're going to separate the community into 4 groups, has no map pack, has 1 map pack, has other map pack, has both map... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,309 |
Procris | Generate the content for a reddit post these are your friends, hopefully. You know them better than we do. Talk to them! | Do you seriously suspect them of being extra weepy? I mean, girls are pretty much like guys. They have different quirks, preferred levels of cleanliness, and food and music preferences. You should have a sit down and discuss absolute deal-breakers when it comes to cleanliness, who buys what (do you share milk? what abo... | Do you seriously suspect them of being extra weepy? I mean, girls are pretty much like guys. They have different quirks, preferred levels of cleanliness, and food and music preferences. You should have a sit down and discuss absolute deal-breakers when it comes to cleanliness, who buys what (do you share milk? what abo... | [
"Summary: You could both be right! Just a thought.\n\nPost: What might actually be going on here is a difference in what \"valuable\" means. For a Manhattan dealer aiming at the Braggart Market, a fair copy might not do -- and he might not concern himself with works valued less than 50,000 anyways. \n Also, the val... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,310 |
Meripie | Generate the content for a reddit post Got screamed at when I was at work by someone who's obviously chosen organic food as her new prophet, and it has whispered to her that she must convert or stone the heathens. These people can fuck off. | I work in a butcher's shop. It's all free range, local, high quality meat (and veg and milk and butter and so on) supporting local farmers and producers, but it isn't organic. There is an organic butcher about half a mile up the road. Normally when people ask if the meat is organic, we say it isn't, but it is free rang... | I work in a butcher's shop. It's all free range, local, high quality meat (and veg and milk and butter and so on) supporting local farmers and producers, but it isn't organic. There is an organic butcher about half a mile up the road. Normally when people ask if the meat is organic, we say it isn't, but it is free rang... | [
"Summary: It's worth taking the hit on the money to save time listening to these fucking people whine. You will get away with it but everyone in that building will hate you, staff and customers included, for being a time-wasting selfish asshole.\n\nPost: Quite honestly it's often easier to take the hit than spend t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,311 |
Archmonduu | Generate the content for a reddit post You like character focus, confident leads and a bit of action - but large amounts of action and spectacle don't really do anything for you. | Monogatari indicates you like character focused writing - but Kara no Kyoukai 5 also shows that you don't want too little action or you will get bored (it is the most action filled of the series I feel).
Assuming you've seen the original Evangelion, preferring 2.0 indicates you like confident main characters´and spec... | Monogatari indicates you like character focused writing - but Kara no Kyoukai 5 also shows that you don't want too little action or you will get bored (it is the most action filled of the series I feel).
Assuming you've seen the original Evangelion, preferring 2.0 indicates you like confident main characters´and spec... | [
"Summary: back rounding is no dangerous to a certain extent, but for the love of god don't overdo it.\n\nPost: there was an article a few days or weeks ago (like I can make sense of reddit-timespace) about this. The article talks about how you are stronger with a slightly roudned back, and how the vertebrae can be... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,312 |
itsrattlesnake | Generate the content for a reddit post Reliable sources tell me big oil caused the Indonesian tsunami.
So Reddit, what are your encounters with conspiracy theorists? | I had just gotten this job in the oilfield and I was pretty psyched about it. I went to a Buffalo Wild Wings in this new town I was about to move in to. I sit next to some guy, and I talk to him. We get on the work topic and I proudly tell him about my new career. Out of nowhere, he begins telling me the most ridic... | I had just gotten this job in the oilfield and I was pretty psyched about it. I went to a Buffalo Wild Wings in this new town I was about to move in to. I sit next to some guy, and I talk to him. We get on the work topic and I proudly tell him about my new career. Out of nowhere, he begins telling me the most ridic... | [
"Summary: The government had a big ol' hand to play in the problem, too. Everybody fucked up.\n\nPost: Don't forget that the government encouraged this behavior in the first place. The dream of home ownership compelled those in power to force banks to lend to people they normally wouldn't. Or the banks would b... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,313 |
amberoid | Generate the content for a reddit post just my thoughts tonight about addiction. | Hi, I'm new to this subreddit and I don't mean to offend anybody but I'll write down a few thoughts anyway. Please feel free to downvote me if you want.
People are basically a***holes quite a lot. This is because they have excuses - not reasons - for being nasty. For example a bully might have beliefs about helping... | Hi, I'm new to this subreddit and I don't mean to offend anybody but I'll write down a few thoughts anyway. Please feel free to downvote me if you want.
People are basically a***holes quite a lot. This is because they have excuses - not reasons - for being nasty. For example a bully might have beliefs about helping... | [
"Summary: I love my girlfriend, she's bipolar but rarely gets ill cos she takes her medication. I don't have any advice.\n\nPost: This is just my personal opinion and experience so please nobody get ticked off or anything: \n My girlfriend is bipolar and she takes an antidepressant and an antimanic. Basically, wi... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,314 |
enigmahack | Generate the content for a reddit post More ram
Processor is fine
Drop the video card. (Get something cheaper, if you'll never game on it, a 750 is major overkill)
Drop the sound card and get a real audio interface that has nice D/A converters.
Edit - I just read that the sound card is non-negotiable. This lead... | OK, the only thing I can submit to this is from a music production side; I've been running studios for both orchestration and general music production for over 5 years now, and have build a few PC's in my day.
What I would offer generally is: "STAY AWAY FROM GAMING SOUNDCARDS"
Depending on what you're producing, ho... | OK, the only thing I can submit to this is from a music production side; I've been running studios for both orchestration and general music production for over 5 years now, and have build a few PC's in my day.
What I would offer generally is: "STAY AWAY FROM GAMING SOUNDCARDS"
Depending on what you're producing, ho... | [
"Summary: 99% of the time we don't mean to hurt the people we love, but sometimes mismatched expectations can result in someone getting hurt, whether it's reasonable or not to feel that way\n\nPost: Taking a stab at this one: \n We don't often mean to. \n What happens though is that you live your existence sometime... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,315 |
dasbif | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't buy a deck or expensive playset because it "sounds good" or "looks cool" without trying it out first! | I had to "quit" magic for the past few years due to the massive amount I was spending. I am now slowly making my return and building up my collection of Standard cards, and I happily own some modern staples like Goyf and Thoughtsieze and Cryptic Command, though I have few shocks and no fetches (yet).
Currently, I sp... | I had to "quit" magic for the past few years due to the massive amount I was spending. I am now slowly making my return and building up my collection of Standard cards, and I happily own some modern staples like Goyf and Thoughtsieze and Cryptic Command, though I have few shocks and no fetches (yet).
Currently, I sp... | [
"Summary: Spend less than you earn. Eat right, cook for yourself, and exercise more. Make a goal, and read more about how to reach that goal.\n\nPost: Your post belongs in /r/personalfinance. This subreddit is about FI/RE: Financially Independant and/or Retired Early. That said, I'll answer as if this was persona... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,316 |
C0uN7rY | Generate the content for a reddit post Plenty of gun owners were against these acts, they just didn't advertise that they were gun owners because it was irrelevant. | I'll just point out that I am a strong supporter who was also AGAINST the Patriot Act, SOPA, and Guantanamo Bay. I also SUPPORTED OWS.
Thing is: Many of us were against what you listed, but we don't broadcast that we are gun owners. Why would someone say anything along the lines of "I own guns and oppose the Patriot ... | I'll just point out that I am a strong supporter who was also AGAINST the Patriot Act, SOPA, and Guantanamo Bay. I also SUPPORTED OWS.
Thing is: Many of us were against what you listed, but we don't broadcast that we are gun owners. Why would someone say anything along the lines of "I own guns and oppose the Patriot ... | [
"Summary: It's just another way to make ourselves heard.\n\nPost: While I'm not fan of them, they do present, if nothing else, another means to show our numbers and put just that hint more force. \n While each petition may just be swept aside, we can still, at some point come out and say \"This many pro-gun petitio... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,317 |
sreyemhtes | Generate the content for a reddit post you married well | Well I guess a lot depends on whether it's been maintained / taken care of. But in general, it's a great scope and in my opinion there is nothing to be gained from a newer scope.
The quality of your scope experience will depend on the quality of the mount (stabiity, accuracy of pointing, special "features" like comp... | Well I guess a lot depends on whether it's been maintained / taken care of. But in general, it's a great scope and in my opinion there is nothing to be gained from a newer scope.
The quality of your scope experience will depend on the quality of the mount (stabiity, accuracy of pointing, special "features" like comp... | [
"Summary: look at the chart: Time to push the old people onto what remains of the ice-floes. Sorry grandpa.\n\nPost: All empires/civilizations are essentially ponzi schemes; convince people to invest (sacrifice short-term comfort for long term gain) early on. Those first several generations will reap great rewar... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,318 |
clayverde | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't act like an expert bestowing advice on younger and less 'educated' people when you actually have no idea what the hell your talking about. | So you went out of your way to post ten paragraphs warning people about the potential dangers of smoking weed going so far as to mention "carbon chains, aromatic compounds, cyanide, benzene, toluene" and "downregulation of cannabinoid receptors" to prove your point. Then someone says - umm.. I think you have no idea wh... | So you went out of your way to post ten paragraphs warning people about the potential dangers of smoking weed going so far as to mention "carbon chains, aromatic compounds, cyanide, benzene, toluene" and "downregulation of cannabinoid receptors" to prove your point. Then someone says - umm.. I think you have no idea wh... | [
"Summary: Your mom should know what is going on and given a chance to help you deal with this properly.\n\nPost: Definitely call your mom. Besides the great possibilities already listed (manipulation by 3rd party, medical issue, etc.), there is also a chance that your mom will already know what is going on (they al... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,319 |
Nikoo | Generate the content for a reddit post I was a little shit of a kid. When I was told about this story later in life it made me cringe both for the lady and my mother who was going threw some PTSD of her own. | I was once at a major department store with my mother when I was around 6 . We were waiting in a line to pay for her things when a women stood behind us who had burns all over her face and body. Me being the retarded kid I was basically turned to my mother and asked loudly "whats wrong with that ladies face?!" , the w... | I was once at a major department store with my mother when I was around 6 . We were waiting in a line to pay for her things when a women stood behind us who had burns all over her face and body. Me being the retarded kid I was basically turned to my mother and asked loudly "whats wrong with that ladies face?!" , the w... | [
"Summary: Salvia is one hell of a drug. Also I talked to a bubble family :)\n\nPost: I once was on 80x saliva first time doing any drugs (not even weed) It was kinda of a pressure situation. Anyway hit the bowl and didnt even clear it before being ripped from my body in a weird falling sensation. When I opened my e... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,320 |
SapphireBlueberry | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't like kids, no interest, not my thing, not the path I want to take in life, too independent, introverted. | I get silly or jokey answers, rather than a serious response.
My guess is that your friend reacts this way for the same reason I do - she's no doubt put a seemingly immeasurable amount of thought into it, and has plenty to say on the matter, but feels very put on the spot by that question and has already prepared her... | I get silly or jokey answers, rather than a serious response.
My guess is that your friend reacts this way for the same reason I do - she's no doubt put a seemingly immeasurable amount of thought into it, and has plenty to say on the matter, but feels very put on the spot by that question and has already prepared her... | [
"Summary: Parents are delusional\n\nPost: I think people fuck themselves and lose the race before they even start to run. And they do this by never being realistic about what they're in for, even when the ugly truth is put right in front of them. Hormone fueled emotions aside, I think a lot of this is aided and a... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,321 |
zakats | Generate the content for a reddit post cold calling is slimy and/or immoral without proper opt-in, don't do it. Also, don't be a cliche salesdouche. | u/kevinyeaux /u/Dinobiscuit and other tmo/TPR employees:
The fact that you're able to get my number from your databases and that cold texting is much less shitty does not give you the right to clutter my phone with your bullshit sales pitches on a whim. I worked in sales long enough to know that it does actually work... | u/kevinyeaux /u/Dinobiscuit and other tmo/TPR employees:
The fact that you're able to get my number from your databases and that cold texting is much less shitty does not give you the right to clutter my phone with your bullshit sales pitches on a whim. I worked in sales long enough to know that it does actually work... | [
"Summary: I'm sorry this happened, people suck, and sometimes people do ugly things that aren't excusable. Try to make this into a learning experience so you aren't paranoid and jaded in the future as so many are. \n EDIT: not a throwaway even though I know that I won't be popular for saying all of this. \nEDIT 2: ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,322 |
Kesshisan | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't bury your feelings. If you haven't already, open yourself up to understanding why he may feel upset/betrayed/miffed. And figure out where you two can meet on an emotional scale, or if you can at all.
Good luck friend. :) | You're right in thinking that honesty is very important, but so is communication. Burying your feeling is a road that may lead to resentment and may lead to him questioning your commitment in the future. Open honest communication can alleviate both of these.
Also "love isn't divided" but time is divided in a nonmon... | You're right in thinking that honesty is very important, but so is communication. Burying your feeling is a road that may lead to resentment and may lead to him questioning your commitment in the future. Open honest communication can alleviate both of these.
Also "love isn't divided" but time is divided in a nonmon... | [
"Summary: Use these alternate methods to check your work, not to skip your work.\n\nPost: For students it can be very handy when the teachers use these \"obvious numbers.\" This means that once you solve it using the proper methods you have a very easy checking method. This can help you to find out that you made ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,323 |
Vaderlander | Generate the content for a reddit post We made a website for a school assignment. The website focusses around matchmaking gamers together so you can find your best online friend. Give [Alligamer]( a try or at least let us know what you think of our website. Keep in mind that the website is very new and does not have an... | Me and my schoolmate built a website for a school assignment. We have to make a fully functional website with all the marketing attributes etc. Because me and my schoolmate a true keyboard warriors, we brainstormed a lot and we came up with a great idea.
We’ve built a matchmaking system to find other gamers in any ga... | Me and my schoolmate built a website for a school assignment. We have to make a fully functional website with all the marketing attributes etc. Because me and my schoolmate a true keyboard warriors, we brainstormed a lot and we came up with a great idea.
We’ve built a matchmaking system to find other gamers in any ga... | [
"Summary: We made a website for a school assignment. The website focusses around matchmaking gamers together so you can find your best online friend. Give [Alligamer]( a try or at least let us know what you think of our website. Keep in mind that the website is very new and does not have an insane database of peopl... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,324 |
CIV_QUICKCASH | Generate the content for a reddit post Businesses can do things for less than the government can, the government pays the businesses less than it cost said government to operate whatever, and the government saves money that can go towards whatever. | I am a hypothetical politician, the country I am working for needs to wiggle some extra money out of nowhere to fund X whatever people need. Lets say NPR and public parks, because I like those. Well, I happen to know a guy who can run a prison for a few thousand less per inmate than I can. I work out and agreement with... | I am a hypothetical politician, the country I am working for needs to wiggle some extra money out of nowhere to fund X whatever people need. Lets say NPR and public parks, because I like those. Well, I happen to know a guy who can run a prison for a few thousand less per inmate than I can. I work out and agreement with... | [
"Summary: not everything is as it seems, and there was no ghost, only Mr. Jenkins.\n\nPost: Here's an inspirational story of some paranormal activity when I was younger. \n So there's this small TV in the playroom of my parents' house, and that's where I played my PS2. The TV is facing the window behind the room, a... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,325 |
MrFerkles | Generate the content for a reddit post Caught red handed. | It was Halloween, and as a misguided bunch of 17 year olds are wont to do, my friends and I decided it was enough of an excuse to get absolutely blattered. The party was great, with alcohol, costumes, booze, food, beer, girls and ethanol based beverages aplenty. Drinking games ensued, couples did coupley things, and I,... | It was Halloween, and as a misguided bunch of 17 year olds are wont to do, my friends and I decided it was enough of an excuse to get absolutely blattered. The party was great, with alcohol, costumes, booze, food, beer, girls and ethanol based beverages aplenty. Drinking games ensued, couples did coupley things, and I,... | [
"Summary: I don't turtle, I grab TvT by the horns and hump it into submission. 10/10, can definitely recommend.\n\nPost: I really struggled with TvT, and ended up with a sub 40% win ratio. I got someone to teach me a transition out of my opening build, and the possible windows I can hit based on what I see. I also ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,326 |
vertekal | Generate the content for a reddit post my girl fucked some dude | My ex-GF from forever ago worked at a record store. One of her co-workers was having a party and invited us. So we're hanging out, etc and it's getting late so the GF and I are getting ready to leave. We drove separately that day, so we said our goodbyes in the parking lot and she says she 'forgot' something inside and... | My ex-GF from forever ago worked at a record store. One of her co-workers was having a party and invited us. So we're hanging out, etc and it's getting late so the GF and I are getting ready to leave. We drove separately that day, so we said our goodbyes in the parking lot and she says she 'forgot' something inside and... | [
"Summary: pay the extra $8 or $10 and go to a salon.\n\nPost: I know I'm replying to a months-old post, but I've tried all of the cheapo $10 haircut places around me, and they all suck. I was able to find a salon that only charges $15 for a men's haircut and is done by an older guy with nearly 50 years of experienc... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,327 |
BryndenBFish | Generate the content for a reddit post Stannis will burn Shireen, because his conscience (Davos) won't be present as he may be in the Stormlands rescuing or ransoming his wife and surviving sons from the Golden Company. | Intro
> "What is the life of one bastard boy against a kingdom?"
> "Everything," said Davos, softly. (ASOS, Davos V)
-Snip-
> "I've always agreed with William Faulkner—he said that the human heart in conflict with itself is the only thing worth writing about. I've always taken that as my guiding principle, and ... | Intro
> "What is the life of one bastard boy against a kingdom?"
> "Everything," said Davos, softly. (ASOS, Davos V)
-Snip-
> "I've always agreed with William Faulkner—he said that the human heart in conflict with itself is the only thing worth writing about. I've always taken that as my guiding principle, and ... | [
"Summary: or even a para of what you think would make for a good descriptor, let me know!\n\nPost: For the future, what would be a better help-text for this question? I was a bit stumped when I wrote the help-text, so I chose flippancy instead of substance. I'd like to have a better product for when I do this again... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,328 |
tensegritydan | Generate the content for a reddit post so many Hunger Games-inspired e-books | First, I don't want to come off as a total curmudgeon or elitist--I love the idea that more people are reading in general and speculative fiction in particular.
But I notice at my local library that there is a huge glut of new YA/light-SF titles, not so much in the print formats, but certainly in the e-books (which I... | First, I don't want to come off as a total curmudgeon or elitist--I love the idea that more people are reading in general and speculative fiction in particular.
But I notice at my local library that there is a huge glut of new YA/light-SF titles, not so much in the print formats, but certainly in the e-books (which I... | [
"Summary: God is love and hurting yourself is the opposite of love. Also, please get professional care.\n\nPost: First, I'm really sorry to hear that you are hurting. \n I don't know anything about body theology perspective, but I believe that our greatest calling is to live fully, receiving love and giving love. T... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,329 |
0takuSharkGuy | Generate the content for a reddit post My drill has pierced the heavens | I just got back myself. I won't add spoilers but that ending...
Also, the whole thing, in total, was incredible. I need that soundtrack. NOW
But in all seriousness, Kudos to all cast and crew, they outdid themselves again. Bane was spectacular and the plot was grand. Funny part is, for an action movie, there reall... | I just got back myself. I won't add spoilers but that ending...
Also, the whole thing, in total, was incredible. I need that soundtrack. NOW
But in all seriousness, Kudos to all cast and crew, they outdid themselves again. Bane was spectacular and the plot was grand. Funny part is, for an action movie, there reall... | [
"Summary: Woman threatened my dogs life for ridiculous reason. Left poo baking in her mailbox\n\nPost: We had a crazy lady in our neighborhood who walked a large adult Germany Shepard. One time she passed by our house and my sister's little York got out and started to run around the Shepard and bark at him. \n Now ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,330 |
jeanduluoz | Generate the content for a reddit post you probably should not put booze up your butt | Hooping. I jokingly hopped once for about 15 minutes and got buzzed. My friends and I had discovered a new world. No more wounded soldiers, disgusting flat warm beer. Your asshole doesn't care! We would lead this revolution to a more glorious world.
The next time I hooped, it was for about an hour or 2. We were prega... | Hooping. I jokingly hopped once for about 15 minutes and got buzzed. My friends and I had discovered a new world. No more wounded soldiers, disgusting flat warm beer. Your asshole doesn't care! We would lead this revolution to a more glorious world.
The next time I hooped, it was for about an hour or 2. We were prega... | [
"Summary: check out real business cycle theory. It models how an economy will perform based on empirical but standardized micro principles. It's a macro output based on our most micro inputs\n\nPost: Businesses stay stable by growing with competitors. Everything is growing all the time. Sorry to sound hippie but th... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,331 |
YaDunGoofed | Generate the content for a reddit post It doesn't make sense to hold MSFT for growth because it's not growing (significantly) and it doesn't make sense to hold MSFT for dividends because there are better alternatives at $34. It should not have been there in the first place. | P/E of 14-15, when even AAPL is 10 except with possibility of new revenue streams (and now they both have a similar dividend).
I agree $24 is probably low for MSFT, but $34 is ostensibly too high given that as Barisart said, nothing that will capture them more market share (or new markets) is forthcoming from MSFT. | P/E of 14-15, when even AAPL is 10 except with possibility of new revenue streams (and now they both have a similar dividend).
I agree $24 is probably low for MSFT, but $34 is ostensibly too high given that as Barisart said, nothing that will capture them more market share (or new markets) is forthcoming from MSFT. | [
"Summary: the french strategists were fucking morons and although the Germans did execute the plan very well it wasn't even the first time they did it\n\nPost: The Germans used the Schlieffen(sp?) plan that they intended for WWI which they beat by just a few days. France and the French military decided that belgium... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,332 |
PrivacyProTip | Generate the content for a reddit post Put your money where you are going to make the most money. This means you need to research and understand what the best options are for you, and not what other people tell you about big banks | All of your investments, whether it is your money in a bank, savings, retirement, etc. should be placed where your money makes the most money for you.
I appreciate people moving their money to credit unions, as I've been with one credit union or another for over eight years. However, they are not always the best plac... | All of your investments, whether it is your money in a bank, savings, retirement, etc. should be placed where your money makes the most money for you.
I appreciate people moving their money to credit unions, as I've been with one credit union or another for over eight years. However, they are not always the best plac... | [
"Summary: Innocent until proven guilty\n\nPost: The thing is, in most of our legal system, the burden is on the accuser, not the accused. This story is from the point of view of the accuser. Nothing she says or offers proves anything, and it also seems fairly unlikely. \n In your girlfriend's case, the short versio... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,333 |
TheJediJew | Generate the content for a reddit post Her parents fucked up, and you shouldn't take the fall for it. | By you stating that her parents are racist, I'm lead to believe that your in a... shall I say... mixed ethnic relationship? Relationships like that are hard enough to begin with, even without her going mental.
I do suspect that she's in it for the attention though. Forgive me if that sounds cold. She sounds whiny and... | By you stating that her parents are racist, I'm lead to believe that your in a... shall I say... mixed ethnic relationship? Relationships like that are hard enough to begin with, even without her going mental.
I do suspect that she's in it for the attention though. Forgive me if that sounds cold. She sounds whiny and... | [
"Summary: EDIT: [This piece]( gives a good idea of just how important he was to us. \n The most telling stat has to be that it took 33 games for another Liverpool player to match the number of tackles Lucas made in the 12 games he played before getting injured.\n\nPost: I hate saying it because I love everything ab... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,334 |
dksprocket | Generate the content for a reddit post Was in New York for 24 hours and ended up at an unusual gallery I always wanted to see. A few months later I run into a guy who was also a fan and happened to be at the same event. | Some years ago I was getting interested in meditation and spirituality and had decided to suspend my scientific skepticism for a while in order to understand that world on its own terms. One of the concepts I was quite fascinated by was synchronicity, both in its psychological and "supernatural" form. At some point I c... | Some years ago I was getting interested in meditation and spirituality and had decided to suspend my scientific skepticism for a while in order to understand that world on its own terms. One of the concepts I was quite fascinated by was synchronicity, both in its psychological and "supernatural" form. At some point I c... | [
"Summary: Aim for 550 Expertise, 150 Accuracy, 300 Crit, 300 Surge, 300 Power and use your Power adrenals and relics like they're going out of style. Laugh as often as possible at people with 700 Expertise.\n\nPost: Gear Min/Maxing or How I Learned to Love Champ Gear \n I have all of these . So I can virtually equ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,335 |
BonnieMacFarlane2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Smashed head off of library desk. Probably looked like a concussed Meerkat. | I suffer from insomnia on and off, and this was worst during my time during university.
The university I went to had these high sided desks in the library. You could go study there and they were semi private. One day I was trying to study and was also suffering the effects of some pretty bad sleep deprivation. I ev... | I suffer from insomnia on and off, and this was worst during my time during university.
The university I went to had these high sided desks in the library. You could go study there and they were semi private. One day I was trying to study and was also suffering the effects of some pretty bad sleep deprivation. I ev... | [
"Summary: There is nothing as depressing as spending your life watching old ladies taking out Mills and Boon books.\n\nPost: Librarian. Surrounded by books, devoting my life to knowledge and literacy. It was the dream. \n Did it for 2 years. It was awful. No one cared about the books. No one. We had books com... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,336 |
dnick | Generate the content for a reddit post the universe as we experience it is just a display surface for the 'real' universe.
They think that what look like 'forces' to us are kind of like thinking two pixels on your screen are next to each other because they are 'attracted' to each other, instead of just the visual res... | They are saying that the 'real' universe is being played out on something like the event horizon or 'surface' of a black hole with something like 'rays' being projected from it's surface. Where these 'rays' overlap or intersect is what we are able to see or experience.
The 'rules' we are so desperately trying to mak... | They are saying that the 'real' universe is being played out on something like the event horizon or 'surface' of a black hole with something like 'rays' being projected from it's surface. Where these 'rays' overlap or intersect is what we are able to see or experience.
The 'rules' we are so desperately trying to mak... | [
"Summary: people lie in rl too, but you don't feel the need to scream obscenities at the people who are being taken in.\n\nPost: I think what you're running into is more of a situation where men can vent or discuss their feelings about similar situations...rather than focusing on a 100% verified situation (which wo... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,337 |
slowferrari | Generate the content for a reddit post Can I index a folder on a networked drive using Plex Media Server in order to transcode on a machine that doesn't have the files stored locally? | I was thinking of building a secure cloud server using a RPi, I just got a new Asus router and it gives me the option of easily accessing an NAS from a remote client, but it kind of sucks as a media interface (i.e. way too slow to transcode) so, running Plex Media Server off of it is a non-starter.
I currently run ... | I was thinking of building a secure cloud server using a RPi, I just got a new Asus router and it gives me the option of easily accessing an NAS from a remote client, but it kind of sucks as a media interface (i.e. way too slow to transcode) so, running Plex Media Server off of it is a non-starter.
I currently run ... | [
"Summary: I thought I was a scumbag procrastinator, turns out I have ADD. Look into it, it's not worth beating yourself up if it can be treated.\n\nPost: I've had a problem with motivation since I was a kid and I was pretty resistant to the idea that I might have ADD, but i recently started seeing a specialist and ... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,338 |
xvsero | Generate the content for a reddit post Be yourself. Don't do it with money in mind. Brace Yourself for trolls in the future. Also I beg you that you dont go out and spam on other channels sure it may get you some view but it gets annoying seeing it. | I would have to go with the person's voice. I started to watch gaming commentaries about 2-3 years ago and its all in the voice. I got into commentaries because of SSoHPKC while watching him fail a bit in LIMBO and it grew from there. I really cannot get into people like pewdiepie or syndicate. The one video that I did... | I would have to go with the person's voice. I started to watch gaming commentaries about 2-3 years ago and its all in the voice. I got into commentaries because of SSoHPKC while watching him fail a bit in LIMBO and it grew from there. I really cannot get into people like pewdiepie or syndicate. The one video that I did... | [
"Summary: You missed a couple of things.\n\nPost: Get ready to get torn down. \n Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation- To the reapers we can all just be gathered and juiced to make another reaper so yes organic life is nothing but genetic mutation. \n Starchild claims reapers are trying to save organic li... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,339 |
tilmbo | Generate the content for a reddit post we should, in theory, have the same rules as automobiles. but I break those rules so I don't get smashed. | I think we should have the same rules as cars. The problem is that most drivers don't treat bikes like cars - they don't stay as far away from bikes, they don't yield to bikes. I think another problem is that laws to protect bikers from cars aren't enforced. For example, where I live the law is that cars have to give b... | I think we should have the same rules as cars. The problem is that most drivers don't treat bikes like cars - they don't stay as far away from bikes, they don't yield to bikes. I think another problem is that laws to protect bikers from cars aren't enforced. For example, where I live the law is that cars have to give b... | [
"Summary: there are lots of scholarship opportunities. Just do a little work.\n\nPost: What are you studying? If you are in the natural sciences, the National Science Foundation has oodles of scholarships available, especially for women, minorities, students who are the first in their family to go to college, etc. ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,340 |
Darkblitz9 | Generate the content for a reddit post If someone is being aggressed against for their lifestyle but not for their specific actions then that is discrimination. | Well, some people can't control their urges, and it's not like they're going out and attacking people with it. If I had a terrible secret that didn't hurt anyone and I hid it away forever would that make me a bad person or worthy of discrimination. If people found out it's not like it actually affected anyone.
The po... | Well, some people can't control their urges, and it's not like they're going out and attacking people with it. If I had a terrible secret that didn't hurt anyone and I hid it away forever would that make me a bad person or worthy of discrimination. If people found out it's not like it actually affected anyone.
The po... | [
"Summary: That's how they work in their universe, if you theorize about them, you have to put yourself in their universe. Also yes. I watch DW, I know that every single moment we're falling through space at thousands of miles per second, and how I wish I could feel it like he does.\n\nPost: True, however our relati... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,341 |
Michaelllllll | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't ask don't tell. Make people give you a chance before you tell them your age. | Two new replies in one day. I say just don't list it, but don't lie. I actually dated a 31 year old (I'm 21) for about 2 months after meeting him on Grindr. He contacted me and we talked a lot, and we really hit it off. I didn't ask him about age because it didn't cross my mind. He looked older than me in his pictures,... | Two new replies in one day. I say just don't list it, but don't lie. I actually dated a 31 year old (I'm 21) for about 2 months after meeting him on Grindr. He contacted me and we talked a lot, and we really hit it off. I didn't ask him about age because it didn't cross my mind. He looked older than me in his pictures,... | [
"Summary: I hate bragging :(\n\nPost: This is actually a real problem for me sometimes. I don't feel like each and every little thing I do is incredible, it's just stuff that I wanted to do, and subsequently did. Then people talk to me about them, and I have a lot to say because I genuinely care about most of the a... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,342 |
lgodsey | Generate the content for a reddit post the best armadillo is a dead one, trust me. Beware! | Phineas Letulle, Time Detective here. I can attest most vociferously that armadillos ARE NOT CUTE. Coo at them at your peril! Certainly at this point in time they seem harmless enough (as far as armored leprosy carriers may be deemed harmless), but I assure you that up and down the time stream , armadillos are not... | Phineas Letulle, Time Detective here. I can attest most vociferously that armadillos ARE NOT CUTE. Coo at them at your peril! Certainly at this point in time they seem harmless enough (as far as armored leprosy carriers may be deemed harmless), but I assure you that up and down the time stream , armadillos are not... | [
"Summary: talking shit about an ex is talking shit about yourself.\n\nPost: I never get how people love to talk negatively about their ex-partners. They have no idea that when you denigrate that person you're also revealing yourself as a clueless idiot who either is a bad judge of character or who entered a relati... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,343 |
turnballZ | Generate the content for a reddit post keep at it and eventually you'll trick a really hot woman into marrying you.. or guy if thats your jam | well before I got married I'd have stretches where I wouldn't force myself to go out and meet people.. and I'd settle into just chilling on my own, then eventually become really lonely. You have to work at the social interactions cause they don't just normally or naturally come to a few of the users on this site I wou... | well before I got married I'd have stretches where I wouldn't force myself to go out and meet people.. and I'd settle into just chilling on my own, then eventually become really lonely. You have to work at the social interactions cause they don't just normally or naturally come to a few of the users on this site I wou... | [
"Summary: stock really only indicates how a fickle market feels about the future\n\nPost: And speaking of a long position in a company. If the stock goes down, it means you have less value in the ownership portion you have. It's still the same amount of company represented on paper but the total worth of the compan... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,344 |
DarraignTheSane | Generate the content for a reddit post My entire comment was supposed to be framed as a question, to see if anyone could sum up some of what Michelle Alexander has to say on these issues. And I'm lazy. | Indeed, I'm not saying that I know that there's no causality there, just putting the question out there. I'm lazy and don't want to do the research myself, what can I say.
However, to say that any percentage of any racial group being in prison for drug charges in and of itself means that causality is being implied... | Indeed, I'm not saying that I know that there's no causality there, just putting the question out there. I'm lazy and don't want to do the research myself, what can I say.
However, to say that any percentage of any racial group being in prison for drug charges in and of itself means that causality is being implied... | [
"Summary: When there's more to do and it runs better, more people will play.\n\nPost: I know that it will come eventually, but they should bump up graphics optimization in the priority list if they want more people to play. I can run AC well enough for Vanduul swarm and racing on my own, but I'm not about to put m... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,345 |
stevbrisc | Generate the content for a reddit post I have parts to put together a small form factor Steambox for my brother, but I need help choosing a case to fit the parts that doesn't take up the whole living room. I also need help with a cheap netflix/movie machine for my sister (think sub 300) The smaller the case, the better... | Hey all, so i've recently come into possession of 2 [GTX 770s]( and thought I would put together a small gift for my brother and sister.
I need help finding small form factor cases to put together an SLI steambox for my brother, and a simple HTPC for netflix and movies for my sis.
I was hoping the cases wouldn't be... | Hey all, so i've recently come into possession of 2 [GTX 770s]( and thought I would put together a small gift for my brother and sister.
I need help finding small form factor cases to put together an SLI steambox for my brother, and a simple HTPC for netflix and movies for my sis.
I was hoping the cases wouldn't be... | [
"Summary: IMHO, you are missing out on a ton of fun, and a great story by skipping over the largest chunk of the game's content by far.\n\nPost: Unfortunately, these days in WoW, XP has been boosted by such a drastic rate that you tend to level up faster than you can complete quests in a zone. This causes issue for... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,346 |
VortexCortex | Generate the content for a reddit post Assuming you atheist forks believe in evolution, here's my question __ .
Pedantry makes you seem like a jerk. | I'm assuming that the atheists here believe in evolution.
>
> RED FLAG. Let me just stop you right there. First of all you're "assuming". Source?
Don't be a dick. Assumptions can also be part of a hypotheses. Eg:Several prominent atheists (like Hitchens, Dawkins, etc) believe in evolution, and none I've met deny i... | I'm assuming that the atheists here believe in evolution.
>
> RED FLAG. Let me just stop you right there. First of all you're "assuming". Source?
Don't be a dick. Assumptions can also be part of a hypotheses. Eg:Several prominent atheists (like Hitchens, Dawkins, etc) believe in evolution, and none I've met deny i... | [
"Summary: lt;script>if ( !feature.match(\"template language\") ) document.write(\"Wow, it's nothing!\");</script>\n\nPost: A long time ago, in a language war far away, my Perl Templating Language abstracted the cluster fsck that is adapting the MVC to HTML/CSS/JS/Backend. It's great they're finally gettin... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,347 |
AshieeRose | Generate the content for a reddit post Not coping very well with having to be separate from my boyfriend for 10 months, any advice to help make the emotional impact lighter? | We've been together two and a half years in a serious relationship, so it isn't like we're not used to this. This is the fourth visit we've managed to do, and it's been an amazing two months.
But with my work, I can't see him over Christmas, and with his school commitments carrying over until May next year, you get t... | We've been together two and a half years in a serious relationship, so it isn't like we're not used to this. This is the fourth visit we've managed to do, and it's been an amazing two months.
But with my work, I can't see him over Christmas, and with his school commitments carrying over until May next year, you get t... | [
"Summary: Mum cheats on Dad, everything goes to shit and keeps going to shit.\n\nPost: I was on vacation when my younger brother texted me saying something was seriously wrong at home. After a while he says my parents were fighting. \n I thought, oh, probably just had a little tiff, everyone has those... yeah, no. ... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,348 |
nathanb065 | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl apologizes for drunk ignoring me and I don't know how to respond... | I (23m) have only been talking to this girl (21f) for about a week. She knows i'm interested in dating her and has clarified that she's afraid to date. I'm attracted to her aura and know deep down that I NEED to get to know this girl for one reason or another.
We have talked back and forth quite a bit. She is BRIL... | I (23m) have only been talking to this girl (21f) for about a week. She knows i'm interested in dating her and has clarified that she's afraid to date. I'm attracted to her aura and know deep down that I NEED to get to know this girl for one reason or another.
We have talked back and forth quite a bit. She is BRIL... | [
"Summary: After taking a break from relationships, I forgot how to handle myself when dealing with a woman I'm interested in.\n\nPost: I feel that this may be an appropriate place to share my extremely anticlimactic story. I hope you enjoy!\nI am a 23 year old Male that lives in Oklahoma City. I have been through... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,349 |
alwaysredeyed | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck Petco. They don't give a shit about animals.
Edit 1 - before anyone takes this the wrong way, please know that when I say Petco I don't mean every employee there. Some have been extremely helpful to me and know a lot about animals. However, some are just there because it's ... | I wish I had had a camera when I went into a Petco in Duluth, MN. As a gecko owner I always loved looking in that section. I look in the gargoyle gecko section what do I see laying in the middle of the tank? A gecko HALF the size of the other ones in the tank with its bottom fucking jaw completely snapped off the the s... | I wish I had had a camera when I went into a Petco in Duluth, MN. As a gecko owner I always loved looking in that section. I look in the gargoyle gecko section what do I see laying in the middle of the tank? A gecko HALF the size of the other ones in the tank with its bottom fucking jaw completely snapped off the the s... | [
"Summary: I loved the game, and most of the newer Mario games that have released, but why are they so easy to beat!?!\n\nPost: So here was my only problem with this game, and new Mario games for that matter....they have gotten way too easy... Don't get me wrong, this was the first game I bought for my 3DS and I lov... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,350 |
tanglisha | Generate the content for a reddit post Keep your diet under control and you'll be able to lose fat. I highly recommend actually tracking your food intake, at least for a month if you tend to eat the same stuff all the time. The fat loss rate was not any different for me with or without lifting, but my overall shape w... | I can give you some information on my lifting and bulking experience.
If I bulk past a certain point, it becomes really difficult for me to get it off again. This happened to me last year, and I'm still struggling to drop back below 200lbs. For me, 200lbs seems to be that threshold, it'll likely be different for yo... | I can give you some information on my lifting and bulking experience.
If I bulk past a certain point, it becomes really difficult for me to get it off again. This happened to me last year, and I'm still struggling to drop back below 200lbs. For me, 200lbs seems to be that threshold, it'll likely be different for yo... | [
"Summary: Comcast charges more both because they can and because they need to turn high profits. If Gigabit is available to enough people, Comcast will very likely lower prices to compete.\n\nPost: I'm no lover of Comcast, but I find your usage of the word evil a little odd here. \n Comcast currently holds a monop... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,351 |
n0tcreatlve | Generate the content for a reddit post House burned down, family member severely burned--- I found 1 review site, only ever 1 review of lawyer, and the rest are peer reviewers/colleagues giving praise. | Our home was burned down due to some type of faulty leak within the gas pipes.... something to do with the furnace and the gas line being exposed or leak.....Nonetheless a family member has had over 50% of his body ravaged by 3rd degree burns. We've been focusing on our family member, and now we're being told to conta... | Our home was burned down due to some type of faulty leak within the gas pipes.... something to do with the furnace and the gas line being exposed or leak.....Nonetheless a family member has had over 50% of his body ravaged by 3rd degree burns. We've been focusing on our family member, and now we're being told to conta... | [
"Summary: We were all conned into a fight. Our emotions were tugged upon as there were \"two opposing force.\" \"Good\" (packman) and \"Evil\" (Mayweather).\n\nPost: lol... you guys are sad. \nMayweather outclassed Pacman in the ring. \nWhile Pacman outclasses Mayweather in the media. \n For those redditors that do... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,352 |
Candidate88766 | Generate the content for a reddit post Start at the beginning. Not hundreds of years before the story begins, not a few days or hours before the story begins, but at the actual beginning.
Give us character and context without including unnecessary detail or background.
Begin with something happening. It doesn't hav... | Firstly, the mods are going to ask you to add a tag for this post. Should be in the options underneath the post itself.
I start with a character. The sooner you get the protagonist's name across (or the name of the point-of-view character for that scene), the sooner the reader has something to latch on to. It doesn... | Firstly, the mods are going to ask you to add a tag for this post. Should be in the options underneath the post itself.
I start with a character. The sooner you get the protagonist's name across (or the name of the point-of-view character for that scene), the sooner the reader has something to latch on to. It doesn... | [
"Summary: Saren believed his actions would lead to some portion of organic life surviving, but under the will of the Reapers. This is different from the control ending, which has Shepard imposing his will on the Reapers and dominating them, or the synthesis ending, which sees organics, synthetics and Reapers coexis... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,353 |
darkscout | Generate the content for a reddit post Ditch the 'sum'. | Found your problem. DON'T use the sum. If you are going to use a sum you have to start from the beginning. By simplifying the equation to only rely on the previous state of y all you need to do is re-add that. You don't need to sum everything since the beginning of time. Which is why you're zooming off to inf.
My cod... | Found your problem. DON'T use the sum. If you are going to use a sum you have to start from the beginning. By simplifying the equation to only rely on the previous state of y all you need to do is re-add that. You don't need to sum everything since the beginning of time. Which is why you're zooming off to inf.
My cod... | [
"Summary: not every poor person is shitty with money; some of them just don't get money that often. Just sayin. \n I can almost guarantee that if you have 90% of the 'poor' in America $1M (separately, can't go crashing the economy) almost every single one of them would end up worse off than they currently are. The ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,354 |
hMJem | Generate the content for a reddit post I hope we win a Super Bowl and I think a lot of people would be happy for Russell Wilson and the city of Seattle. People love parity, and Seattle's never won a Super Bowl so that fits the bill even if they are considered favorites to make it to the big game. | I feel like deep down, people would be happy for Seattle sort of like New Orleans without the tragedy.
I felt like the whole world was hoping Seattle would win it's first Super Bowl vs the Steelers in 05, but maybe I am wrong.
We havent had a major sports Championship since the Seattle Supersonics in the 70s I beli... | I feel like deep down, people would be happy for Seattle sort of like New Orleans without the tragedy.
I felt like the whole world was hoping Seattle would win it's first Super Bowl vs the Steelers in 05, but maybe I am wrong.
We havent had a major sports Championship since the Seattle Supersonics in the 70s I beli... | [
"Summary: Sidney's knees will be more durable because of the Stem Cell Injection, he comes back in a couple days and will be practicing like normal\n\nPost: There isnt an issue, Rice has been known to have knee problems for years. He's getting a Stem Cell Injection, will be back in a couple days, will be practicing... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,355 |
cypherpunks | Generate the content for a reddit post What difference does your deity make to someone's life? If there is a difference, what is it? If there is no difference, who cares? | Consider the god that most people pray to: with a personality, interventionist, and interested in the activities of individual humans.
Such a god would leave evidence of His existence. His chosen people might live longer, healthier, richer, or win the lottery more, or something .
There is a distinct dearth of the... | Consider the god that most people pray to: with a personality, interventionist, and interested in the activities of individual humans.
Such a god would leave evidence of His existence. His chosen people might live longer, healthier, richer, or win the lottery more, or something .
There is a distinct dearth of the... | [
"Summary: They started with a plan for a much more ambitious \"first season\" and needed a different word for their own internal planning when they couldn't do it all in 2013.\n\nPost: I expect they started with a story outline which was divided up into \"seasons\" whose length was typical for other productions (... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,356 |
ReflexMan | Generate the content for a reddit post What the fuck, Anet. | My main issue is that words don't have meaning unless we give them meaning. The letters 'F' 'U' 'C' and 'K' together don't mean anything until we give it the meaning. When you say "Fuck you," the word there is representing a large amount of hatred. It's a compact word that holds a lot of malicious intent toward the tar... | My main issue is that words don't have meaning unless we give them meaning. The letters 'F' 'U' 'C' and 'K' together don't mean anything until we give it the meaning. When you say "Fuck you," the word there is representing a large amount of hatred. It's a compact word that holds a lot of malicious intent toward the tar... | [
"Summary: Lost is incredible\n\nPost: I love that show. I am so disappointed with what has happened to its name. When it was on the air, it seemed that everyone loved it, and it was thought of as an incredible show. Then the end came around, and people didn't like it so much, and now if the show is mentioned, it is... | 129 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,357 |
CrazyRedIvan | Generate the content for a reddit post The system itself is so corrupt; we have never witnessed any politicians doing any real good (we came of age during the Clintonian dress stain, remember); no one our age is running for office, so do they really have our interests in mind? | I'm 28 and squarely in the middle of the millennial/Gen Y group, and I have voted in every Congressional, Gubernatorial, and Presidential election that has come around sine I became eligible to vote in 2000...
...which was right in time for me to vote Gore, and watch him lose; next up I got to vote for Kerry, and wat... | I'm 28 and squarely in the middle of the millennial/Gen Y group, and I have voted in every Congressional, Gubernatorial, and Presidential election that has come around sine I became eligible to vote in 2000...
...which was right in time for me to vote Gore, and watch him lose; next up I got to vote for Kerry, and wat... | [
"Summary: People who make their fortunes off the sweat of others should kick some of that wealth back to them. And the lack of empathy in economics disgusts me.\n\nPost: The argument of \"but what incentive does that give me to work hard?\" just absolutely drives me nuts. \n The CEO's and their higher-up corporate ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,358 |
dusmeyedin | Generate the content for a reddit post your wife might be justified in her WTF initial reaction, but upon further consideration you just gave her two pretty profound drunk compliments right there. | Depending on her point of view, what you just said contained two massive compliments.
"I used to look at porn." Implying that you don't anymore. Implying that your physical relationship with your wife is now satisfying enough that you don't even need further gratification from anywhere else. WIN!
"You're a bill... | Depending on her point of view, what you just said contained two massive compliments.
"I used to look at porn." Implying that you don't anymore. Implying that your physical relationship with your wife is now satisfying enough that you don't even need further gratification from anywhere else. WIN!
"You're a bill... | [
"Summary: beware ye who would troll bros for the lols, lest ye become that troll at whom bros lol.\n\nPost: One time I decided to troll my brother by farting on his pillow. \n He saw me do this and watched open mouthed and aghast. \n Then, to my everlasting horror, he reached down to the floor and picked up his p... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,359 |
berserkering | Generate the content for a reddit post Just trust us. If the manga was a 7, then the web novel would be a 10. | Because you haven't read the web novel version you don't know what everyone is talking about so I'll try and explain.
The manga version is OK but only for those who haven't read the web novel. The web novel is simply leagues better. The beginning of the web novel might be a little hard to understand at parts, but tha... | Because you haven't read the web novel version you don't know what everyone is talking about so I'll try and explain.
The manga version is OK but only for those who haven't read the web novel. The web novel is simply leagues better. The beginning of the web novel might be a little hard to understand at parts, but tha... | [
"Summary: While being considerate is good, it's only helpful in moderation, as with everything else in life. Being too considerate won't get you anywhere. Join parties, learn quickly, help others once you've got the hang of things.\n\nPost: You can learn a lot from partying with randoms and make friends. While ther... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,360 |
HappyGiraffe | Generate the content for a reddit post For sex. | I am not currently a vegetarian, but I was a vegetarian for about two years while I tried to impress a guy I really wanted to sleep with.
It worked. We're married.
Turns out when I met him, he had only just started being vegetarian just to try it out, but stuck it out because he thought I was a serious vegetarian a... | I am not currently a vegetarian, but I was a vegetarian for about two years while I tried to impress a guy I really wanted to sleep with.
It worked. We're married.
Turns out when I met him, he had only just started being vegetarian just to try it out, but stuck it out because he thought I was a serious vegetarian a... | [
"Summary: Choking, constipation, low-weight gain ahead\n\nPost: There's a lot wrong with this. \n For one, a 3-week-old's digestive system is still incredible immature. It lacks the necessary bacterial flora to digest many solid foods, including infant cereal. Baby is likely going to become constipated after this f... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,361 |
Rajion | Generate the content for a reddit post Nate kills a kid. | As Franklin Richards is too young to be able to comprehend his powers, I would have to give this to X-man. He is able to control and regulate his powers, after all. Franklin, meanwhile, has powers which no one really understands and is simply too young to even comprehend this fight. | As Franklin Richards is too young to be able to comprehend his powers, I would have to give this to X-man. He is able to control and regulate his powers, after all. Franklin, meanwhile, has powers which no one really understands and is simply too young to even comprehend this fight. | [
"Summary: Game of thrones is a third of a transformers right now. To justify a movie that is transformers sized, you need to have viewers the size of transformers.\n\nPost: I believe that is the world wide figure. Transformers has made $700 million so far, probably ways more by the end of this weekend. if we kee... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,362 |
2Deluxe | Generate the content for a reddit post I blew out my sphincter and there was a brown mist all over my apartment. | For 6 months or so I lived in a tiny apartment that only had a mini fridge, the freezer was like a little pocket at the top that never got cold enough to really freeze anything solid so I always left cans of drink in there to be nice and icy/slushy cool and never had any issues.
Fast forward to moving apartment, swee... | For 6 months or so I lived in a tiny apartment that only had a mini fridge, the freezer was like a little pocket at the top that never got cold enough to really freeze anything solid so I always left cans of drink in there to be nice and icy/slushy cool and never had any issues.
Fast forward to moving apartment, swee... | [
"Summary: get the fuck over yourselves.\n\nPost: Its interesting that you assumed I have issues with math, I'm quite proficient actually but it doesn't CUT ME TO MY SOUL LIKE THE FIRES OF THE SUN when someones not great at it. This issue affects me roughly 0% of the time on average, that 3 seconds, once every month... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,363 |
cthonctic | Generate the content for a reddit post the more you boggle your mind, the better your understanding will be in the end. So keep at it. :) | QuickSort is very elegant but not absolutely trivial to wrap your brain around in my opinion. Especially since there are a lot of variants that have different ways to select the pivot element. (random, median, median-of-medians etc.) That is precisely why JobInterviewQuickSort cracked me up so hard. ;)
Useless edit: ... | QuickSort is very elegant but not absolutely trivial to wrap your brain around in my opinion. Especially since there are a lot of variants that have different ways to select the pivot element. (random, median, median-of-medians etc.) That is precisely why JobInterviewQuickSort cracked me up so hard. ;)
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"Summary: unclear by RAW, GM's call. I might not allow it personally if I thought the excessive Acrobatics checks bogged the flow of combat down too much, otherwise I wouldn't see a problem. Especially with the raised DC variant for unimpeded movement.\n\nPost: I would say yes, should be able to use Acrobatics refl... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,364 |
briangiles | Generate the content for a reddit post Get it done, knocked out eat soft food, no straws. | I waited a long time and finally the pain was too much so I got them pulled last week - I got knocked out and woke up like David after the dentist and Had a weird dream I rode a slide out of my mouth when I reached the bottom I landed in the dentist chair and woke up. I have had local and been knocked out I would go wi... | I waited a long time and finally the pain was too much so I got them pulled last week - I got knocked out and woke up like David after the dentist and Had a weird dream I rode a slide out of my mouth when I reached the bottom I landed in the dentist chair and woke up. I have had local and been knocked out I would go wi... | [
"Summary: Adding \"after apple rejected his iPhone App\" adds nothing to him tweeting about drone strikes.\n\nPost: No we are just confused as to why Apple is tied into this guy tweeting. That's great if he wants to tweet about all the drone strikes, but by saying hes tweeting all of this because apple didn't like ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,365 |
brass_cojones | Generate the content for a reddit post We've all got some hillbilly and redneck in us, and we let it out around sports, tailgates, and pickup trucks. But during the week, we're normal people, unassuming people. | I've been so far north that they stopped serving sweet tea. By that I mean Maryland.
Sporting events are pretty much like that here. When it comes down to it, we've all got some redneck in us down here. In normal, day to day life, it's not like that. We know how to be classy, but when you give us a weekend, beer, pic... | I've been so far north that they stopped serving sweet tea. By that I mean Maryland.
Sporting events are pretty much like that here. When it comes down to it, we've all got some redneck in us down here. In normal, day to day life, it's not like that. We know how to be classy, but when you give us a weekend, beer, pic... | [
"Summary: I'd rather trade down for a massive haul for an unproven player that has flaws in his fundamentals.\n\nPost: No for two reasons. \n First, I'm not too huge on the number one pick. Especially when it is someone like Clowney. Knowing that there is someone like that that so many teams severely want - probabl... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,366 |
redaemon | Generate the content for a reddit post not getting your kids vaccinated is retarded. | I think disease studies have shown you really don't need a large chunk of the population to be unvaccinated in order to spread a disease. Often vaccinated people can still serve as carriers, and the presence of all those immune carriers will spread the disease quickly among the un-vaccinated population. | I think disease studies have shown you really don't need a large chunk of the population to be unvaccinated in order to spread a disease. Often vaccinated people can still serve as carriers, and the presence of all those immune carriers will spread the disease quickly among the un-vaccinated population. | [
"Summary: if you think the game doesn't matter because it's normals, that's fine. But keep it to yourself, because some people don't and you'll just make them angry. And that just makes the game less fun for your other teammates, who probably just wanted to have fun.\n\nPost: No, you're approaching this with the w... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,367 |
Mi5anthr0pe | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not sure what I'd do, I don't think I could ever have the capacity to "hate" my own child | I believe the majority of homosexuals are cultivated, rather than "born", I'm not saying people aren't 100% naturally born gay, I just think those individuals are in the minority. The notion of having a gay child rarely crosses my mind. If that turned out to be the case however, I wouldn't disown him or kick him out of... | I believe the majority of homosexuals are cultivated, rather than "born", I'm not saying people aren't 100% naturally born gay, I just think those individuals are in the minority. The notion of having a gay child rarely crosses my mind. If that turned out to be the case however, I wouldn't disown him or kick him out of... | [
"Summary: Fuck hawks\n\nPost: Last year this happened to one of my hens. She lost most of her feathers (probably from panicking, chickens can do that) along with an eye. Her neck was also pretty torn up and looked very similar to this particular bird, all could do was clean it as best I could and put some blue coat... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,368 |
ExcessSwaggage | Generate the content for a reddit post RG3 doesn't need to run 24/7 to be elite | There is something of a misconception about RG3 as a throwing QB as opposed to a running QB. Yes, he lit up the highlight reels for absurdly fast runs, but people often overlook the fact that he has a great and accurate arm and almost always hit the receivers right in the hands. Hence why his QBR was 102.4 at the end... | There is something of a misconception about RG3 as a throwing QB as opposed to a running QB. Yes, he lit up the highlight reels for absurdly fast runs, but people often overlook the fact that he has a great and accurate arm and almost always hit the receivers right in the hands. Hence why his QBR was 102.4 at the end... | [
"Summary: Russian paranoia and jingoism is a rather tragic accident of history\n\nPost: Russia is still under this self-preservation mindset from the 1800's (and earlier). They've never let go of it, and for what reason? \n Here, I'll repost a lengthy tract I wrote about this topic about 10 days ago. \n Sadly, Russ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,369 |
perediam | Generate the content for a reddit post used to be a blading guy but not arsed either way about coming back anymore | as much as I'd like to see blood back. i do agree with ya man. I had a big gap of not watching wwe and then started again back last year and being a fan of the old days, I was like "come on you can't sell half this shit without blood especially with the the tepid commentary". But it took time and I learned it is a diff... | as much as I'd like to see blood back. i do agree with ya man. I had a big gap of not watching wwe and then started again back last year and being a fan of the old days, I was like "come on you can't sell half this shit without blood especially with the the tepid commentary". But it took time and I learned it is a diff... | [
"Summary: Fat arsehole smark ranting about nothing\n\nPost: Now i don't disagree or fully agree with all of your points i think they're all fair enough as devils advocate as you put it. but the coincedence of punk telling him im getting married in two days and then he gets the fed ex two days later is insurmountabl... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,370 |
ultralame | Generate the content for a reddit post The name is a play on the GIMP from Pulp Fiction, which was hilarious to those of us who were 20 years old in 1995. | Reposting because I replied to the wrong comment...
Spencer Kimball was one of the guys who created GIMP, and we lived in the same dorm at Berkeley during my freshman/his sophomore year (92-93). We all hung out for a couple years afterwards.
I was a ChemE major and he and some other EE/CS guys would help me get my... | Reposting because I replied to the wrong comment...
Spencer Kimball was one of the guys who created GIMP, and we lived in the same dorm at Berkeley during my freshman/his sophomore year (92-93). We all hung out for a couple years afterwards.
I was a ChemE major and he and some other EE/CS guys would help me get my... | [
"Summary: WS2811 5m/320 LED strip running at around 400mA works perfectly well.\n\nPost: I have a WS2811 strip I ordered off Ebay for $85. It works very well (there are some weird flashes when the output is set to a certain 8bit range, but it's right in the middle, so I am kinda flummoxed by that). \n I tested the... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,371 |
bunnygn | Generate the content for a reddit post Lost 100 pounds in 8 months with keto and kettlebells, if I can do it you can too! | Stats: Female, 25 years old, 5'8"
Starting Weight: 270lbs
Ending Weight: 170lbs
[Pics or it didn't happen](
My Journey
The story begins in 2008. I was in college and had a terribly awful diet of soda, fast food, pizza, candy, alcohol, mac & cheese, and ramen. That got me to 300lbs practically overnight, and b... | Stats: Female, 25 years old, 5'8"
Starting Weight: 270lbs
Ending Weight: 170lbs
[Pics or it didn't happen](
My Journey
The story begins in 2008. I was in college and had a terribly awful diet of soda, fast food, pizza, candy, alcohol, mac & cheese, and ramen. That got me to 300lbs practically overnight, and b... | [
"Summary: Magic weight loss keto secret: Kept my carbs and calories low, oh and IF is good too.\n\nPost: First off I read the FAQ in the sidebar. . . but if you must have me spell it out: \n Cut calories to about 1200, <20g carbs for a month or two, 30g carbs on average after. Only cheated about once a month, didn... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,372 |
fericyde | Generate the content for a reddit post It's complicated. | I think I know your pain. The confusion you're getting at is directly related to what a lot of people refer to as the disease of addiction. Addiction isn't like other diseases in symptoms that you can measure with a chemical test -- some of the symptoms are what I refer to as "network symptoms" -- they're illustrate... | I think I know your pain. The confusion you're getting at is directly related to what a lot of people refer to as the disease of addiction. Addiction isn't like other diseases in symptoms that you can measure with a chemical test -- some of the symptoms are what I refer to as "network symptoms" -- they're illustrate... | [
"Summary: Father-in-law was not a city slicker and would have killed that snake on sight. Don't feel bad.\n\nPost: My father-in-law was hardly a city-slicker. Any snake was a dead snake if he found one either in his house or yard. I remember one time attempting to explain that you can tell the poisonous ones fro... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,373 |
grinr | Generate the content for a reddit post No worries, good luck! | You're right to be worked up, it's a tough gig out there. To be fair, as a member of the previous generation I have to tell you it wasn't any different for us. Our parents grew up in the world you see in WW2 movies, where one's future was far more certain than it was 30 years later - certain in the sense that your op... | You're right to be worked up, it's a tough gig out there. To be fair, as a member of the previous generation I have to tell you it wasn't any different for us. Our parents grew up in the world you see in WW2 movies, where one's future was far more certain than it was 30 years later - certain in the sense that your op... | [
"Summary: The GOP is already irrelevant.\n\nPost: As a conservative, the 2012 election was where I more or less gave up. The country voted for more of same and will certainly get it. The GOP is a colossal mess, so IMO there's little to be done but sit back and watch the continuation of what I've seen the past f... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,374 |
metaljellyfish | Generate the content for a reddit post do it! | Hi, I'm doing a master's thesis in kidney transplant compatibility. As it turns out, living kidney donations are definitely a thing - in fact roughly half of the kidney donations in the US are from living donors, which is AWESOME because living kidney donations have a MUCH higher chance of long-term compatibility, for ... | Hi, I'm doing a master's thesis in kidney transplant compatibility. As it turns out, living kidney donations are definitely a thing - in fact roughly half of the kidney donations in the US are from living donors, which is AWESOME because living kidney donations have a MUCH higher chance of long-term compatibility, for ... | [
"Summary: It shouldn't be illegal but it also shouldn't be reflected in marriage law because how the fuck.\n\nPost: Polyamorous woman here, descended from a polygamous family. There are two things to address here - first, what consenting adults do is their own business, and it's (imo) really not okay to arbitrarily... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,375 |
DS29790bb | Generate the content for a reddit post I am productive with alcohol, but it enhances my hobbies. I want to learn how to enjoy those activities without alcohol. | I am a 22 y/o male. I started drinking out of boredom/stress senior year of college. Long story short, a student teaching horror story led to that. I started because of stress and boredom. Really it wasn't too bad, just 2-5 shots a night and then up to 7 on the weekends, maybe 3-6 times a week.
I just moved back home... | I am a 22 y/o male. I started drinking out of boredom/stress senior year of college. Long story short, a student teaching horror story led to that. I started because of stress and boredom. Really it wasn't too bad, just 2-5 shots a night and then up to 7 on the weekends, maybe 3-6 times a week.
I just moved back home... | [
"Summary: There's way more to the story, would advise taking a look at the original posting again to see that my issue isn't as much with lack of creative control, but the way I am treated.\n\nPost: Well, I completely disagree. \n I may not have been clear above. The lack of creative control I have is not the main ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,376 |
xtirpation | Generate the content for a reddit post just read the bold parts
Edit: Also, could you guys keep this upvoted? Since we're a fairly small community right now, it might take a few days before we get responses from everyone. It would really help me out if you guys can keep this around the top of PZ. Yes, I know I'm not ... | We've all got stuff to share and contribute to the Zombit plotline, but ideas are starting to pop up all over the place in this subreddit with no real organization. This is why I've started a new subreddit, [ /r/zombitplot ]( where we can focus our ideas.
Here's what I need from you guys (I know I'm being pushy here,... | We've all got stuff to share and contribute to the Zombit plotline, but ideas are starting to pop up all over the place in this subreddit with no real organization. This is why I've started a new subreddit, [ /r/zombitplot ]( where we can focus our ideas.
Here's what I need from you guys (I know I'm being pushy here,... | [
"Summary: Watch out for [low-balling](\n\nPost: Okay. I'm going to tell you a story that my first-year psych professor told me about the time he bought a car. I'm going to try and tell this story as closely to the way he told us it as possible, so there are probably poorly-remembered psych concepts in the story. \n... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,377 |
TomorrowByStorm | Generate the content for a reddit post Went head to head with a large Pit. Pit would have won easy if not for a happy (for me) accident that broke his leg. This Pamphlet doesn't know shit about being attacked by a dog. | It was mid winter in the midwest some 10ish years ago. I was a, at the time, a comically built man. Standing 6'2, 200 pounds, it was clear to anyone who looked at me that I had once been a much larger person. My shoulder muscles and biceps had graciously decided not to dissipate with the rest of my muscles as my drug a... | It was mid winter in the midwest some 10ish years ago. I was a, at the time, a comically built man. Standing 6'2, 200 pounds, it was clear to anyone who looked at me that I had once been a much larger person. My shoulder muscles and biceps had graciously decided not to dissipate with the rest of my muscles as my drug a... | [
"Summary: It would seem shitty families are all around us. I feel your pain and hope that, like myself, your christmas days are better now that those people are out of them.\n\nPost: The second to last time I spoke to father was on christmas a decade ago. I have three brothers. An older brother and two younger brot... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,378 |
Gimli_the_White | Generate the content for a reddit post People are complex, and rape is about more than "Man angry at woman, put penis in her." | Rape is a complex crime, and anyone who plays platitudes with it is either delusional or playing politics with women's lives.
Just like the silly "date rape" vs. "rape" false dichotomy, there are all kinds of reasons, from aggravated assault (anger & abuse) to sexual intent, and every mix in between.
Just look at a... | Rape is a complex crime, and anyone who plays platitudes with it is either delusional or playing politics with women's lives.
Just like the silly "date rape" vs. "rape" false dichotomy, there are all kinds of reasons, from aggravated assault (anger & abuse) to sexual intent, and every mix in between.
Just look at a... | [
"Summary: Businesses are expected to grow because the stock market is completely broken, and investors have lost the plot.\n\nPost: I reject this. \n It is entirely possible to maintain a business at a constant size. What is important is that you tend it. You do have to identify changes to the market, changes to yo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,379 |
jesterx7769 | Generate the content for a reddit post Earth" has documented civilizations for 12,000 years and only became industrial in the last few hundred years. GoT supposedly says the First Men settled 12,000 years ago as well, but given above reasons their growth has been slower than ours (wars, no organization, no education) | Improvements in society take a long time. It is essentially the middle ages. We are in the century 2000, we have document civilizations dating back to 8-10,000 years.
GoT Universe is only around 300 After Aegon's Conquering. Yes, there was of course a time before that.
One simple answer is- they haven't been around... | Improvements in society take a long time. It is essentially the middle ages. We are in the century 2000, we have document civilizations dating back to 8-10,000 years.
GoT Universe is only around 300 After Aegon's Conquering. Yes, there was of course a time before that.
One simple answer is- they haven't been around... | [
"Summary: Complaining about gentrification is stupid. It has gone on forever, boo hoo. The world needs someone to dig road ditches and serve me food at restaurants. Until robots can do all the shitty jobs, then we can talk more about a socialist economy.\n\nPost: Our entire nation was built on gentrification by sho... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,380 |
Boodelijre | Generate the content for a reddit post I'll get downvotes for walling a text that says the american system sucks | If you have a system in order that wants you to prove a empolyee is shit, before beingable to cut them out, in a way you would be able to make a case in a court of law. And have the employees that are kicked out without decent reason have a bit of monthly allowance given by the company that was foolish enought to pick ... | If you have a system in order that wants you to prove a empolyee is shit, before beingable to cut them out, in a way you would be able to make a case in a court of law. And have the employees that are kicked out without decent reason have a bit of monthly allowance given by the company that was foolish enought to pick ... | [
"Summary: walked in to a guy being given a bj in public\n\nPost: I was working in a bar. Ofc I have caught people fucking in the bathrooms more then once (you can almost always tell when a couple are about to try that). But there was this one moment that really, honestly made me WTF. It wasn't in the bathroom eithe... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,381 |
Mile_Marker | Generate the content for a reddit post i want to help my bf learn how to dress, and deal with his bodily functions and cleanliness. | i'm a regular on here and i try to give as much help as i can, but i need some assistance this time.
"sean" is 34/m with a 5/f daughter. we moved in together as random roommates a little over a year ago, we became friends, we became better friends, he began having a cps issue with his daughter in oct (which is when ... | i'm a regular on here and i try to give as much help as i can, but i need some assistance this time.
"sean" is 34/m with a 5/f daughter. we moved in together as random roommates a little over a year ago, we became friends, we became better friends, he began having a cps issue with his daughter in oct (which is when ... | [
"Summary: bandaid shit roach amputee.\n\nPost: ive been working as a housecleaner for a couple weeks now. most of the places haven't been too bad, but i hope to not go anywhere as bad as this one ever again. \n we got a call and were warned that this place might be considered a biohazard. the story is that this m... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,382 |
repoman | Generate the content for a reddit post Ultimately, fixing government is simply a matter of accountability; empower the public and government will be compelled to stop fucking up all the time. | Romney will see Bush's fascist state to its inevitable conclusion, which afterward will be replaced with Hillary's Marxist utopia. After that implodes as well, perhaps people will finally realize that left and right are just two boots kicking our asses from different directions and we'll finally abandon the antiquated... | Romney will see Bush's fascist state to its inevitable conclusion, which afterward will be replaced with Hillary's Marxist utopia. After that implodes as well, perhaps people will finally realize that left and right are just two boots kicking our asses from different directions and we'll finally abandon the antiquated... | [
"Summary: These companies do this on behalf of our government, not in spite of it. In exchange for the espionage they undertake such that the government can deny any involvement, they get to reap the spoils of the ensuing war.\n\nPost: You need to peer further down the rabbit hole... the government knows they do... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,383 |
toucher | Generate the content for a reddit post people saw part of a boobie. People freaked out. | It was during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVIII in 1994 2004, in which Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake performed together. At the end of one song, Timberlake pulled on a portion of her dress, and it came away exposing her breast (with the nipple itself covered). She grasped the dress and appeared to be shoc... | It was during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVIII in 1994 2004, in which Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake performed together. At the end of one song, Timberlake pulled on a portion of her dress, and it came away exposing her breast (with the nipple itself covered). She grasped the dress and appeared to be shoc... | [
"Summary: I always celebrated private belief, feeling that someone shouldn't have the challenge forced upon them (and it should go both ways, for the theists that feel compelled to challenge non-belief)\n\nPost: to a certain degree, I agree with your premise. I guess my last (affectionate, as you seem to be a decen... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,384 |
wishful_cynic | Generate the content for a reddit post It's hard, bro.
Oh, and the acronym to remember the elements of adverse possession is "OCEANS," cheers! | Title by adverse possession exists where the party alleging title by adverse posession: (1) possesses the land in an open manner (i.e. not concealed); (2) possesses the land continuously (i.e. without major absences from the property); (3) possesses the land exclusively (i.e. the former owner does not occupy the ... | Title by adverse possession exists where the party alleging title by adverse posession: (1) possesses the land in an open manner (i.e. not concealed); (2) possesses the land continuously (i.e. without major absences from the property); (3) possesses the land exclusively (i.e. the former owner does not occupy the ... | [
"Summary: my thoughts are that someone should sue the DEA to reschedule cannabis now that the federal government itself acknowledges a \"recognized medical use\" for trees.\n\nPost: The federal government finding a medical use for marijuana changes the Controlled Substances Act (\"CSA\") scheduling jurisprudence. B... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,385 |
Mr_Cumbox | Generate the content for a reddit post All cutscenes should be pause-able, with a skip option on the pause screen. | On the other end of the spectrum: Cut scenes that are skipped with a single button press. You accidentally bumped the controller? Great. Now you're stuck wondering what the fuck happened, and what your next objective is.
Oh, I'm getting a phone call. Let me just hit pause so I can go answer-... Wait... I didn't want ... | On the other end of the spectrum: Cut scenes that are skipped with a single button press. You accidentally bumped the controller? Great. Now you're stuck wondering what the fuck happened, and what your next objective is.
Oh, I'm getting a phone call. Let me just hit pause so I can go answer-... Wait... I didn't want ... | [
"Summary: Don't be a dumbass around power tools.\n\nPost: Story time! \n We were in technical theatre class in high school, where you work with sound, lights, and build set pieces. There was a strict \"no horseplay\" rule in the wood shop, but high schoolers are fucking idiots. My friend was cutting something on th... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,386 |
joeingo | Generate the content for a reddit post please don't think all graffiti artists are like OP. And graffiti can be a real art when done properly. | Disclaimer: I genuinely think any graffiti on historically important sites is a horrible thing.
Tagging is more of a signature than real art. While some can be quite good, most you see are not. The person that did what happened in op is just some toy. But don't let shit like this make you think all graffiti isn't ... | Disclaimer: I genuinely think any graffiti on historically important sites is a horrible thing.
Tagging is more of a signature than real art. While some can be quite good, most you see are not. The person that did what happened in op is just some toy. But don't let shit like this make you think all graffiti isn't ... | [
"Summary: Virginity is overrated by adults and losing it changed my life outlook for the better.\n\nPost: For me I agree about the life changing thing. But for me it was a change in a good way. After I lost mine in high school, I felt hugely less angsty teenager feelings and more relaxed and comfortable with life... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,387 |
malacovics | Generate the content for a reddit post Media covers hot topics, not important ones. Welcome to the capitalism.
(Sidenote: I'm a neighbour of Serbia (Hungary). Hang in there!) | Well that's how the media goes. You'd think they cover topics that are important, but no. They cover topics that gather attention. If you say "Serbia is being flooded", American and most of the west won't pay attention. But if you say "Some ugly bearded manwhore woman won Eurovision", they'll listen. | Well that's how the media goes. You'd think they cover topics that are important, but no. They cover topics that gather attention. If you say "Serbia is being flooded", American and most of the west won't pay attention. But if you say "Some ugly bearded manwhore woman won Eurovision", they'll listen. | [
"Summary: It's not meant for downvoting comments you do not agree with.\n\nPost: Downvoting thing that brings nothing to the discussion. If I say \"Lol go to hell OP\", downvote it. If someone starts a DISCUSSION, and people DISCUSS it - therefore people talk about their different opinions, it's extremely stupid ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,388 |
BrienBear | Generate the content for a reddit post he thinks that assuming from the beginning that the guy is threatening us is dumb. | Here you go - Husband doesn't reddit, but I am IMing with him and sent this to him. He tried to read it, doesn't like Reddit's format so I had to explain a bit to him. This is long so just be warned.
Me: LOL
Me: read through this
Me:
Me: on my thread, click "more"
Me: or "continue this thread"
Him: I had read t... | Here you go - Husband doesn't reddit, but I am IMing with him and sent this to him. He tried to read it, doesn't like Reddit's format so I had to explain a bit to him. This is long so just be warned.
Me: LOL
Me: read through this
Me:
Me: on my thread, click "more"
Me: or "continue this thread"
Him: I had read t... | [
"Summary: just by human nature, having children is never just about \"love\". We are far too human to make it unconditional.\n\nPost: I liked your post for the most part, but I have to point this out - \n >Kids just want love. They need it. \n This is fundamentally incorrect and goes against human nature. In the be... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,389 |
dogandcatinlove | Generate the content for a reddit post BF and I won't be together for xmas and decided not to buy presents. He said it was okay that I was going to make an inexpensive xmas/anni gift. I asked if we could write cards/letters to each other to open on xmas eve and he said he didn't know b/c he might forget/run out of time... | BF (30M) and I (25F) (~6 mos.) decided not to buy presents this year. He doesn't have the funds and would feel bad if I bought him something and he couldn't return the favor. I don't mind about that, but I still like living up the sentiment of the season and exchanging a sweet something. My family has never been about ... | BF (30M) and I (25F) (~6 mos.) decided not to buy presents this year. He doesn't have the funds and would feel bad if I bought him something and he couldn't return the favor. I don't mind about that, but I still like living up the sentiment of the season and exchanging a sweet something. My family has never been about ... | [
"Summary: Stupid fucking carrots!\n\nPost: I was super tired from a long run (training for a trail half) and I asked him to help me cut some carrots for roasting. I am not a great chef so I always follow recipes, and I have always seen carrots roasted in a 'french fry' cut instead of circles. He asked me how to cut... | 49 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,390 |
Mioby | Generate the content for a reddit post You can never be too early. | As a realtor and landlord, offering friendly advice and what my current experience with Chicago's rental market this year, I have to politely respond and put in my opinion and hopefully OP sees.
When you say Aug 1st is early, I would also agree a year ago. This year, we are seeing a high degree of renewals and early ... | As a realtor and landlord, offering friendly advice and what my current experience with Chicago's rental market this year, I have to politely respond and put in my opinion and hopefully OP sees.
When you say Aug 1st is early, I would also agree a year ago. This year, we are seeing a high degree of renewals and early ... | [
"Summary: Talk to your girlfriend, know your facts, get ready to evaluate a plan. You can do it. \n edit: \" On the off chance she is lying \" - I mean there is irrefutable fact that she was involved in the accident, you should handle it with a benefit of doubt until everything is resolved.\n\nPost: First, you must... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,391 |
Knubinator | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm fucked upstairs and getting worse instead of better. I'm getting worse, but I'm getting better at hiding it. Much better at hiding. | As soon as the sun goes down and the adderall wears off...my mood goes straight to hell in a heartbeat.
I fully understand. Around other people, I'm solid as Gibraltar...but put me in a room by myself...not so much. I fully understand how you feel. I sleep every other night because everything wrong that I've done in ... | As soon as the sun goes down and the adderall wears off...my mood goes straight to hell in a heartbeat.
I fully understand. Around other people, I'm solid as Gibraltar...but put me in a room by myself...not so much. I fully understand how you feel. I sleep every other night because everything wrong that I've done in ... | [
"Summary: Saw tits, went to the Dark Side, now I run 3 miles for fun when I'm bored.\n\nPost: One day, I was cruising /r/gonewild , and I realized that none of those girls would want to talk to me, let alone be with me, so that made me hate myself with a massive rage. I gave into my hatred, harnessed that anger, a... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,392 |
adfoote | Generate the content for a reddit post I denied some girl sexytimes because I knew she was from a segment of society I didn't want to associate myself with. Also, she was a bitch, so fuck her. | On valentines day, I got a text from a female friend that I hadn't heard from in a long time. We used to be stoners together, then I straightened up and haven't smoked in a long while. Anyways, she was all sad about how she had gotten dumped on valentines day, I told her that sucked and went on with my day. Later, she ... | On valentines day, I got a text from a female friend that I hadn't heard from in a long time. We used to be stoners together, then I straightened up and haven't smoked in a long while. Anyways, she was all sad about how she had gotten dumped on valentines day, I told her that sucked and went on with my day. Later, she ... | [
"Summary: drawing cards is nice, but make sure they actually do something, and getting ahead is harder than you might think.\n\nPost: This is something I see intermediate players doing, and thats overvaluing the power of drawing a card. Card draw, card advantage, card quality and card filtering are all different th... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,393 |
Perservere | Generate the content for a reddit post The community in the game is excellent, lets show that in our subreddit. | There are a lot of posts on guild wars 2 from players with limited knowledge of the game. They are almost exclusively downvoted and people who post in them tend to condescend to the OP. This needs to stop. We're supposed to be a community with a large amount of knowledge about guild wars 2 that promotes discussion and ... | There are a lot of posts on guild wars 2 from players with limited knowledge of the game. They are almost exclusively downvoted and people who post in them tend to condescend to the OP. This needs to stop. We're supposed to be a community with a large amount of knowledge about guild wars 2 that promotes discussion and ... | [
"Summary: just because you're close \"at times\" doesn't mean you didn't get stomped in a best of 5 that you lost 6 games in.\n\nPost: Didn't they lose 6 games in a row? Just because you're close for some of the games doesn't mean that you're not a lot weaker than that team. I love Arkansas razorbacks football. 2... | 59 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,394 |
trashlikeyourmom | Generate the content for a reddit post don't assume that everyone who doesn't want kids automatically hates kids.
EDIT: Plus the idea of squeezing a half-me/half-someone else out of my vagina when I can barely fit a tampon in there is fucking terrifying. | I subscribe to childfree. I don't hate kids. I love kids, and kids love me. I just don't want to have my own. I know that I'm too selfish and too impatient to be a parent and give a child the love and upbringing it deserves. There's to much stuff that I want to do that I wouldn't be able to do if I had a child. Most pe... | I subscribe to childfree. I don't hate kids. I love kids, and kids love me. I just don't want to have my own. I know that I'm too selfish and too impatient to be a parent and give a child the love and upbringing it deserves. There's to much stuff that I want to do that I wouldn't be able to do if I had a child. Most pe... | [
"Summary: Different strokes for different folks \n EDIT: for reference, I've had great sex with guys who have had smaller dicks, and horrible sex with guys with bigger dicks. Sometimes it's more about effort than equipment.^^Equipmonk....\n\nPost: If all the studies I've read are to be believed, you're only just s... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,395 |
Hakib | Generate the content for a reddit post sold bootleg movies in junior high for 5$ a pop. Made +3000$ in 1 year. Total gangsta. | So there I was, a pimpled 8th grader in Charleston, WV in 1999 or 2000, and I was one of the first kids to get "broadband" in my Junior High. It wasn't that my family was wealthy, you see... It's just that my Mom gave us a choice between Cable TV and DSL.
So to further place me in time, Napster had just been shut dow... | So there I was, a pimpled 8th grader in Charleston, WV in 1999 or 2000, and I was one of the first kids to get "broadband" in my Junior High. It wasn't that my family was wealthy, you see... It's just that my Mom gave us a choice between Cable TV and DSL.
So to further place me in time, Napster had just been shut dow... | [
"Summary: If all of life were black and white, then all we'd do is love and fight. Thinking folks can see the grays, even on the darker days.\n\nPost: In the real world, things are never so black and white as you want to believe. There is always a gray area, and it's the civic duty of a rational society to question... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,396 |
jzzsxm | Generate the content for a reddit post stop being so goddamn lazy and acting so self-entitled! | That's not fair. As somebody who builds stuff for a living, it gets frustrating when the final product "looks easy" and nobody appreciates all the difficult steps it took to get there. Step-by-step albums give the layman insight into how involved the process actually was (typically way more involved than you'd think)... | That's not fair. As somebody who builds stuff for a living, it gets frustrating when the final product "looks easy" and nobody appreciates all the difficult steps it took to get there. Step-by-step albums give the layman insight into how involved the process actually was (typically way more involved than you'd think)... | [
"Summary: it takes time to build stuff that we've never built before and sometimes it doesn't work and has to be rebuilt, which takes more time, so please allocate more time for construction :)\n\nPost: With regards to layout and floorplan we rarely have an issue. Typically museums come to us and say \"Here's the s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,397 |
g33kch1c | Generate the content for a reddit post Ran the side of my car into a barbed wire fence; scratched it really bad and broke the side mirror. | I was driving my first vehicle, which was a '97 Neon.
I was pulling in to my grandparent's driveway which is about 1/10 of a mile long and gravel. On each side of the driveway up to a certain point is a barbed wire fence.
A car had been "following me" the entire time and I thought it was my then boyfriend (now husb... | I was driving my first vehicle, which was a '97 Neon.
I was pulling in to my grandparent's driveway which is about 1/10 of a mile long and gravel. On each side of the driveway up to a certain point is a barbed wire fence.
A car had been "following me" the entire time and I thought it was my then boyfriend (now husb... | [
"Summary: helped a fellow Army wife out, didn't sleep for 40 hours, got no thanks.\n\nPost: My husband was in BCT for the Army this summer. After two and a half months, we were allowed to visit for \"family day\" which was a weekend. \nI joined a Facebook group of other wives/girlfriends who's guy was in the same t... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,398 |
JeyJ24 | Generate the content for a reddit post you put a name, we will grab our pitchforks ----E | Basically as the name implies, leaving the name of a person where redditors may gang up on the accused like the witch hunts of the old days.
People accused of being witches were killed through various methods like burning or drowning with the idea that if they were witches they would save themselves.
There is a rul... | Basically as the name implies, leaving the name of a person where redditors may gang up on the accused like the witch hunts of the old days.
People accused of being witches were killed through various methods like burning or drowning with the idea that if they were witches they would save themselves.
There is a rul... | [
"Summary: I found 10+ accounts using lolking and the sequential web addresses.\n\nPost: I assumed that the accounts are generated together. \n That meant I could just increment the lolking url by 1 to find the accounts without knowing their names. \n Not all of the accounts were together but the generic sequence wa... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,399 |
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