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Real-Terminal | Generate the content for a reddit post Farted in class, only me and my friend hear it, shat ourselves trying not to laugh. | I was in class at the end of last term, me and my friend Trae were sitting next to each other, I needed to do what I thought was a small fart, so I edged my left cheek off the seat just a few inches, and gently pushed, what entailed what a sharp but low volume "brut" sound, my friend Trae and I locked eyes, and promptl... | I was in class at the end of last term, me and my friend Trae were sitting next to each other, I needed to do what I thought was a small fart, so I edged my left cheek off the seat just a few inches, and gently pushed, what entailed what a sharp but low volume "brut" sound, my friend Trae and I locked eyes, and promptl... | [
"Summary: porn is boring, hentai is immersive\n\nPost: Hentai.\nI know it seems broad, hell it may not even be considered a fetish, but for me, normal porn doesn't do it. It's boring, limited and fake. Hentai is fictional in its entirety, which allows for whole new realities. Realities where anything can happen a... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,300 |
theif519 | Generate the content for a reddit post It takes a spy to kill a spy | Are you F2P? If not, buy 1 for 1 scrap, if so, then keep using Spy and get better at being a spy so then you know the basics of how to be a spy. For instance, I can tell right off the bat who's a spy and who isn't by how they act, either they run directly to someone with their back turned, or run backwards from a gunfi... | Are you F2P? If not, buy 1 for 1 scrap, if so, then keep using Spy and get better at being a spy so then you know the basics of how to be a spy. For instance, I can tell right off the bat who's a spy and who isn't by how they act, either they run directly to someone with their back turned, or run backwards from a gunfi... | [
"Summary: You done goofed :(\n\nPost: What would you gain from a rebellion? \n A) Succeed, and you killed the creator of the world, and presumably the master of the afterlife. What then? If it was undeniable that God exists, then wouldn't that mean Heaven and Hell exists? With no God, would you go to heaven or hell... | 94 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,301 |
Atomichawk | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not to sure what I just wrote, in short, when hiring the employer is flipping a coin on whether the employee is good or bad. | I hate to shit all over your story but when hiring someone the employer takes a 50/50 chance that the employee will be good, statistics indicate that most people in Tom's position are unreliable and not good workers, but because he was honest, and im sure you could see some of his more personal background, he ended u... | I hate to shit all over your story but when hiring someone the employer takes a 50/50 chance that the employee will be good, statistics indicate that most people in Tom's position are unreliable and not good workers, but because he was honest, and im sure you could see some of his more personal background, he ended u... | [
"Summary: I know white knighting is bad, I don't want to actually rescue her, just talk to her about it.\n\nPost: My first girlfriend was like this and I didn't find out until fairly deep into our relationship. It's been half a year since I broke up with her and while I would never want to go through it again it st... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,302 |
The_Word_JTRENT | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm on the sidewalk not your lawn. | My parents were your average age when they had me, but communication and conversation was something they really made sure I learned well.
It probably stems more from my dad's side of the family. One of the things my grandfather always told us grandkids was that if there was only one thing someone was to learn in thei... | My parents were your average age when they had me, but communication and conversation was something they really made sure I learned well.
It probably stems more from my dad's side of the family. One of the things my grandfather always told us grandkids was that if there was only one thing someone was to learn in thei... | [
"Summary: applying in person gives the manager a lot more of you than over the phone. So if you can't find anything before you move there, go in person (even if you talked to the business on the phone).\n\nPost: I've gotten all my jobs this way. Going to the store with a resume and asking/talking to the manager in ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,303 |
FLYBOY611 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'll be playing Borderlands and Bad Company 2 on the PC if any of you would like to join me! Message me if you want to join up sometime! Modern Warfare 2 is still overrated.
Edit: a 5th grievance | Here I go! (Mario voice)
As a longtime Steam user I noticed the weekend deal included playing MW2 for free this weekend. I recently got Bad Company 2 for $20 off the EA Store and been enjoying it greatly but my curiosity got the best of me and I've been playing MW2 multiplayer for about the past two days.
This game... | Here I go! (Mario voice)
As a longtime Steam user I noticed the weekend deal included playing MW2 for free this weekend. I recently got Bad Company 2 for $20 off the EA Store and been enjoying it greatly but my curiosity got the best of me and I've been playing MW2 multiplayer for about the past two days.
This game... | [
"Summary: Pretend to be gay to get a girlfriend.\n\nPost: You should pretend to come out of the closet as gay, that way you'll have a lot of girls get close to you and you'll easily make friends with girls. After a while when you've found one that you like, pull her aside and tell her that she's just such a beautif... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,304 |
ppphhh | Generate the content for a reddit post yes they have improved. | My high school got rebuilt the year I started, and I left it nearly 3 years ago now. The boards in the old school were terrible at pen tracking so they got used solely as projectors. The boards in the new school, which I assume were a new model, were pretty good and you could write and draw on them with relative ease. ... | My high school got rebuilt the year I started, and I left it nearly 3 years ago now. The boards in the old school were terrible at pen tracking so they got used solely as projectors. The boards in the new school, which I assume were a new model, were pretty good and you could write and draw on them with relative ease. ... | [
"Summary: You are foolishly clinging to a more difficult system of measurement for sentimental reasons. Practically the whole world uses metric. If nothing else it's easier to do mental calculations with. Make the switch.\n\nPost: The imperial system is no more accurate than the metric system. That's ridiculous. Yo... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,305 |
DrIblis | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, he is an inspiration, however, I do not feel it is fair to the other competitors, not because of the performance of his blades, but because of the training that happens before the olympic games. | downvote me if you want, as many of you won't agree with me.
Yes, this guy is amazing. No doubt at all that he is an inspiration. And I agree that there are no noticeable advantages during the race.
However, I find it unfair to the other runners because:
since he has no leg from below the knees, those are muscles... | downvote me if you want, as many of you won't agree with me.
Yes, this guy is amazing. No doubt at all that he is an inspiration. And I agree that there are no noticeable advantages during the race.
However, I find it unfair to the other runners because:
since he has no leg from below the knees, those are muscles... | [
"Summary: Yes I have thought, but I disagree. There is nothing good a religion does that cannot be done by purely secular means.\n\nPost: Have you ever thought that maybe there's something good to be had from religion? \n yes, and in the past, religion had a major, MAJOR, impact on history, and not necessarily for ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,306 |
RambleOff | Generate the content for a reddit post believe it or not, doctors and the people who dictate their policies have thought about this far more thoroughly than you, and chances are good they didn't have a relative's life on the line during the process. | Hi. I'll ignore the swearing of you and others, and try and take a dip here.
Before I accuse you or the medical field of anything, I'd just like to say that judging one life over another is something the policy of which is not easily dictated...if we could avoid it, we would. However, the nature of modern medicine ... | Hi. I'll ignore the swearing of you and others, and try and take a dip here.
Before I accuse you or the medical field of anything, I'd just like to say that judging one life over another is something the policy of which is not easily dictated...if we could avoid it, we would. However, the nature of modern medicine ... | [
"Summary: Come on, dude.\n\nPost: Not that a non-catholic could not physically receive the eucharist. \n If you don't think he was saying that a Catholic could not physically receive the Eucharist, have you changed your mind? \n >I can physically receive the eucharist. I don't explode, and I don't wear a giant sign... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,307 |
GreenPandaPower | Generate the content for a reddit post Friend keeps having babies with druggies. Too poor to afford life let along baby lives. | I swore I wasn't going to rant about this...I really did. But it's hitting the point of insanity and if anything, ranting will at least let me put off steam. Plus, I'm sure you guys will enjoy my pain.
I've had the same best friend since fourth grade always who said she wanted to be CF and never marry. She dated a l... | I swore I wasn't going to rant about this...I really did. But it's hitting the point of insanity and if anything, ranting will at least let me put off steam. Plus, I'm sure you guys will enjoy my pain.
I've had the same best friend since fourth grade always who said she wanted to be CF and never marry. She dated a l... | [
"Summary: There are crazies in every factor of the world. We can't hold them to be the spoke models for that entire niche.\n\nPost: This has been posted a zillion times I feel like. Other articles refer to it too. \n Even sites that are pro-baby. They all say that this person was/is crazy and please don't feel obli... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,308 |
MisterDerptastic | Generate the content for a reddit post cant spam launchers anymore untill everything is dead. If you use them like any other gun 'think, aim, shoot', theres no ammo issue for you. | So before you all start bitching about 'omfg such nerf no fair we cant use launchers anymore' hear me out, then you can downvote me into oblivion.
'You cant use launchers anymore'. Partially correct. If by 'use launchers' you mean 'spam grenades at the objective untill everyone is dead', then yes, you cant use launch... | So before you all start bitching about 'omfg such nerf no fair we cant use launchers anymore' hear me out, then you can downvote me into oblivion.
'You cant use launchers anymore'. Partially correct. If by 'use launchers' you mean 'spam grenades at the objective untill everyone is dead', then yes, you cant use launch... | [
"Summary: they reduce the sound to something only heard if you're withing 0,5 m. Acing both is useless.\n\nPost: Its not usefull in any way to ace both. The way it works is without any perks, the range at which someone dying is heard is around 20m. With shinobi/hidden blade aced that range gets decreased by 95%, so... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,309 |
Pendaelose | Generate the content for a reddit post World moving can be used for more than just slamming moons or orbiting, and some small UI tweaks would be nice. | First some small UI enhancement suggestions...
On planets too large to move the option to build Haley Engines should be removed from the build list.
When building engines on a valid planetoid there should be some indication of how many additional engines are required. I would use a tool-tip style message when mous... | First some small UI enhancement suggestions...
On planets too large to move the option to build Haley Engines should be removed from the build list.
When building engines on a valid planetoid there should be some indication of how many additional engines are required. I would use a tool-tip style message when mous... | [
"Summary: this is a technology class... MS Office teaches you to be a secretary. Problem solving teaches you to be a programmer.\n\nPost: This is not stupid at all. Unlike Excel or Powerpoint, Minecraft teaches critical thinking skills. \n Design a piston powered bridge that retracts under a lava mote. The bri... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,310 |
MentalSewage | Generate the content for a reddit post Never stick an M&M in your tailpipe when surrounded by ferrets. | As a former arcade technician (Best... Job... EVER!) I can say that this is entirely common. I have a wonderful story about this.
The setting was a large arcade in around 2008. Kids running everywhere, truly a hell to behold, tickets dragging on the ground to the point where you can't take a step without a little k... | As a former arcade technician (Best... Job... EVER!) I can say that this is entirely common. I have a wonderful story about this.
The setting was a large arcade in around 2008. Kids running everywhere, truly a hell to behold, tickets dragging on the ground to the point where you can't take a step without a little k... | [
"Summary: After many failed attempts, answering the door in a black robe with an ornate knife covered in blood with a crazed expression saying \"Welcome, you're just in time, the others are waiting for the next sacrifice!\" as my goat in the back yard starts making noise worked.\n\nPost: You can do what I did... I... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,311 |
mr_coffee | Generate the content for a reddit post Penis looks like a rotten cheese log after 21 injections blah blah blah I regain ability to walk after 6 years of being paralyzed. (j/k about the walking)
By popular request I've created a blog in which I'll be posting all of my stories(longer/better written versions): | A quick background summary was I had scheduled sex with a friend/co-worker. We meet up, have a few drinks, and I'm ready for some gad damn sex! I suffered a spinal cord injury awhile ago which means my body is like a train wreck. I use a wheelchair as well.
I took 20mg of cialis the day before to make sure I was re... | A quick background summary was I had scheduled sex with a friend/co-worker. We meet up, have a few drinks, and I'm ready for some gad damn sex! I suffered a spinal cord injury awhile ago which means my body is like a train wreck. I use a wheelchair as well.
I took 20mg of cialis the day before to make sure I was re... | [
"Summary: If you could have no strings attached sex with your attractive female friend you would do it. But thats usually never the case, there is always strings attached to something good, so you just think about it but never act on it.\n\nPost: Please explain your reasoning on why you wouldn't want to have sex wi... | 60 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,312 |
Kchortu | Generate the content for a reddit post atheism is not dogmatic, but some people treat it that way, and agnosticism is a sorta fucked up way of thinking, but then again we're all pretty fucked up | So lemme just remind you that I'm agnostic before I say this.
'Proclaiming atheism' and being atheistic are two different things, by connotation. Atheists argue that the scientific method should be applied to god, and due to lack of evidence, he doesn't exist. In the same way that magic purple flowers that cure all d... | So lemme just remind you that I'm agnostic before I say this.
'Proclaiming atheism' and being atheistic are two different things, by connotation. Atheists argue that the scientific method should be applied to god, and due to lack of evidence, he doesn't exist. In the same way that magic purple flowers that cure all d... | [
"Summary: There's a huge goddamn difference between the Ark being magical and the effect it has and hiding from physics in a random fridge. \n The fridge wasn't a clever solution or plot point, it has a \"I wrote myself into a corner and REALLY wanna use this bomb budget\" feel\n\nPost: Suspension of disbelief is t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,313 |
bw13187 | Generate the content for a reddit post It's always worth it to take a little time to develop your auxiliary characters. If youre going to shove their antics down your viewers' throats, at least they will have an actual personality. Actually, if you give them a personality, you won't HAVE to shove their antics down your... | Don't they, though? I spend dollaz. When I have a kid, will I fondly remember Despicable Me and pull it off the shelf and toss it in the dvd player to show my spawn because I loved it so much? Fuck no I won't because I didn't buy it because of those little yellow bastards. I'll pull down, idunno, The Emperor's New Groo... | Don't they, though? I spend dollaz. When I have a kid, will I fondly remember Despicable Me and pull it off the shelf and toss it in the dvd player to show my spawn because I loved it so much? Fuck no I won't because I didn't buy it because of those little yellow bastards. I'll pull down, idunno, The Emperor's New Groo... | [
"Summary: We need to be equal opportunity about portraying both men and women as victims of violence. Anything else is sexist. Gotta get past the old fashioned sexist knee-jerk reaction to seeing women getting attacked.\n\nPost: I replied thusly to a discussion the author was having with a commentor about the art o... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,314 |
ZachDawg832 | Generate the content for a reddit post I suck at fighting, I usually end up hurt, and I once had a scuffle that could be considered a draw. | 3 serious fights in my life, and as I like to tell people, my record stands at 0-2-1. The first fight was in high school with a classmate; he boned my sister, I felt it was necessary to defend her honor, got my ass beat. I might have landed a bite in that fight.
Several years later, in Italy, I got in a fight with ... | 3 serious fights in my life, and as I like to tell people, my record stands at 0-2-1. The first fight was in high school with a classmate; he boned my sister, I felt it was necessary to defend her honor, got my ass beat. I might have landed a bite in that fight.
Several years later, in Italy, I got in a fight with ... | [
"Summary: You don't have to like Kanye, but much of his music is amazing.\n\nPost: Second time defending Kanye this week, never thought the day would come: \n Listen to some of his music besides what you know from the radio. \"Runaway \" and \"Homecoming \" are both brilliant songs, and even some of his more popul... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,315 |
originalucifer | Generate the content for a reddit post dont take seriously | The group acknowledged that there is likely no longer any television time or postage left in the state to purchase. Donnelly said the exploratory super PAC will explore advertising through sponsoring bingo placards, ads on paper place mats in diners, signs above urinals, skywriting, and hiring sandwich-sign wearers thr... | The group acknowledged that there is likely no longer any television time or postage left in the state to purchase. Donnelly said the exploratory super PAC will explore advertising through sponsoring bingo placards, ads on paper place mats in diners, signs above urinals, skywriting, and hiring sandwich-sign wearers thr... | [
"Summary: DAs are the scourge of the fucking earth \n edit: to clarify, the judge is doing what the DA asked of him, who was probably asked by the DEA\n\nPost: i do. I worked tech support for a small town once, and it all came down to the DA. those fucking useless assholes do this kind of shit to keep getting elect... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,316 |
Arctorn | Generate the content for a reddit post Minor cosmetic touches to make equipment look more worn and used is difficult within the current constraints of the Player Studio system, but added functionality in the future will hopefully alleviate these issues. | With the current way that Player Studio is set up, it's rather difficult to address this, and it's a pretty prevalent issue as there's a disconnect between the various class models and the helmets.
As it stands now, players pretty much only have total control over the physical geometry of the model; we apply textures... | With the current way that Player Studio is set up, it's rather difficult to address this, and it's a pretty prevalent issue as there's a disconnect between the various class models and the helmets.
As it stands now, players pretty much only have total control over the physical geometry of the model; we apply textures... | [
"Summary: Conflicting information given. Will 1 direct Prowler HEAT/HE round hit kill the average infantry, or will it require 2 direct hits or 2+ splash hits?\n\nPost: I've been digging around the SOE forums and other places for a definitive answer for this, and I'm still left uncertain due to wording on both the... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,317 |
tacknosaddle | Generate the content for a reddit post English started as a pidgeon/creole language of Old English & French | More to do with the rulers being French & using the language until they split with the French crown and then adopting English to secure their independent identity. Unfortunately English was a pretty "rustic" language at that point and did not serve well for a person educated in the arts & sciences so they had to Angli... | More to do with the rulers being French & using the language until they split with the French crown and then adopting English to secure their independent identity. Unfortunately English was a pretty "rustic" language at that point and did not serve well for a person educated in the arts & sciences so they had to Angli... | [
"Summary: I teabagged myself\" at the end.\n\nPost: I don't think you even need antibiotics, if you feel one starting to build just press a hot tea bag on it (obviously let it cool from boiling but it should be pretty hot). I used two in a mug so that I could alternate when one cooled down too much. It will melt ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,318 |
mywan | Generate the content for a reddit post The question, and its implied meaning, however legitimate it is, is counterproductive and demonstrates a failure to fully comprehend what the law is. | Asking that question here indicates a fairly serious misunderstanding of what the legal meaning of what an unlawful arrest is. It takes significantly more than the arrest of an innocent person to make it unlawful.
Simply detaining a person who has committed no crime is not enough to constitute false arrest. The bar f... | Asking that question here indicates a fairly serious misunderstanding of what the legal meaning of what an unlawful arrest is. It takes significantly more than the arrest of an innocent person to make it unlawful.
Simply detaining a person who has committed no crime is not enough to constitute false arrest. The bar f... | [
"Summary: Want to know where the NAIRU is at? Just look at the Bowley ratio. If it goes too far in either direction you either get the 1970s or the ills of today.\n\nPost: I would suggest that to know where the NAIRU is at just look at the Bowley ratio. Capital returns when to historical highs until the New Deal er... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,319 |
dtm9k | Generate the content for a reddit post I had a teacher give essentially the same advice as OP | Funny story I had a teacher give me similar advice about carrying around alcohol in your car.
He told us about a time he was driving home from a bar after having a drink or two and got in an accident. When he got in the accident he called a lawyer buddy and asked him what to do since he didn't want the added punishme... | Funny story I had a teacher give me similar advice about carrying around alcohol in your car.
He told us about a time he was driving home from a bar after having a drink or two and got in an accident. When he got in the accident he called a lawyer buddy and asked him what to do since he didn't want the added punishme... | [
"Summary: Raised a sex-doll on a flag poll.\n\nPost: I went to small private school and our senior prank got a little out of hand. Our initial plan was to fill 3 blow up sex-dolls with helium and float them over an assembly near the near the end of the year. \n Once we realized that the dolls were too heavy for thi... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,320 |
69shitlord420 | Generate the content for a reddit post The old meta was too cancerous and broken heroes like syllabear, niax, nyx, tree, bat would ALWAYS get through, there was no way to stop the enemy getting a guarantee of one OP hero as first pick. | First/Second pick all time
First pick wins: 1958
Second pick wins: 1808
First/Second Pick the past 3 months
First pick wins: 213
Second pick wins: 236
The main reason behind first pick winning is when the team with first pick has a known strategy. Example: they win 80% of the time when they play wisp. I... | First/Second pick all time
First pick wins: 1958
Second pick wins: 1808
First/Second Pick the past 3 months
First pick wins: 213
Second pick wins: 236
The main reason behind first pick winning is when the team with first pick has a known strategy. Example: they win 80% of the time when they play wisp. I... | [
"Summary: Very risky and people usually only go aggressive is to stop very greedy heroes like PL or Wisp.\n\nPost: If you die in an aggressive trilane you pretty much lose the lane entirely, the enemies will then deward the pull safely and gain a level or two ahead, making fighting them impossible without dying ev... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,321 |
MasterRD13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Should I buy another, or wait? Also, how bad are used PSVitas? | I already dropped $200 on the borderlands 2 bundle, and the only games I have are a digital copy of Persona 3, and BL2 attached to my account. My MGS:HD collection was taken with the system. Point is I don't wanna get one if there is a price drop, or lack of games. It was a great system I just don't know if I want to b... | I already dropped $200 on the borderlands 2 bundle, and the only games I have are a digital copy of Persona 3, and BL2 attached to my account. My MGS:HD collection was taken with the system. Point is I don't wanna get one if there is a price drop, or lack of games. It was a great system I just don't know if I want to b... | [
"Summary: Take your father through the process, and explain it in depth to the point where he can't critique you.\n\nPost: First off I was almost exactly like you, but I was 11, I had to convince my Dad over the course of a year, and even then he proceeded to call Newegg, and ask the guy about my build. It wasn't u... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,322 |
bigkr88 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm raging hard at priests and at blizzard for not learning important lessons about mechanics from older world famous card gsmes. | You're That Guy who plays the mono blue commander deck in Magic, aren't you? You make an unpierceable pillow fort of counterspells and bouncing dodge effects like Deadeye Navigator, slow the game down by over an hour as you make every person wait to see if you decide to respond to every thing they do, then gets huffy ... | You're That Guy who plays the mono blue commander deck in Magic, aren't you? You make an unpierceable pillow fort of counterspells and bouncing dodge effects like Deadeye Navigator, slow the game down by over an hour as you make every person wait to see if you decide to respond to every thing they do, then gets huffy ... | [
"Summary: The economic downturns were happening before austerity. Economic recovery was put behind reducing government debt burdens in priorities. Someone justified this by saying that low debt levels will cause economic recoveries. Newsflash: the debt hasn't dropped any further as countries have to continue tak... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,323 |
Eyclonus | Generate the content for a reddit post Abbott killed Solar | You do, its arguably better that way if you can shift as much of your daily usage onto the daylight hours outside of Peak.
The issue is that unless you got the older solar rebate schemes its pissing money away. The cost to set up for a decent level of generation is high and the rebates went from 68 cents (I know of o... | You do, its arguably better that way if you can shift as much of your daily usage onto the daylight hours outside of Peak.
The issue is that unless you got the older solar rebate schemes its pissing money away. The cost to set up for a decent level of generation is high and the rebates went from 68 cents (I know of o... | [
"Summary: Timetravel is complex and gets more complex when the writers have a knowledge of the physics involved. \n \n \n Characters: \n The Doctor: So-called because \"he makes you better\" in cultures with a negative experience with him in the history Doctor apparently means Warrior or Destroyer. \n Clara: Don't ... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,324 |
pacox | Generate the content for a reddit post The difference between atheism and theism come boils down to your philosophies about existence. | I can sort of understand your point of view until the last paragraph. God's "cognition" (I probably shouldn't have used the word, its almost too much of a personification) is either part of His nature or He acquired it over eons of trial and error to become the omni-being we know today. I don't subscribe to the later b... | I can sort of understand your point of view until the last paragraph. God's "cognition" (I probably shouldn't have used the word, its almost too much of a personification) is either part of His nature or He acquired it over eons of trial and error to become the omni-being we know today. I don't subscribe to the later b... | [
"Summary: No, it would actually expand my knowledge of God and what He does.\n\nPost: I would say man is relatively primitive already. Christians believe in angels, and they come in a number of \"species\". According to Christianity their intelligence and understanding surpass that of man. There are closer to God. ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,325 |
loquacious | Generate the content for a reddit post Fucking forget about it. | No, not really. It was less than half way up. I just happen to have big speakers.
If anything it's my fault for knowingly clicking on any YTMND link, but instead I'm going to blame you for linking to YTMND in the first place. Seriously, that clip is like 20 years old. People were swapping AVIs of that shit on usenet ... | No, not really. It was less than half way up. I just happen to have big speakers.
If anything it's my fault for knowingly clicking on any YTMND link, but instead I'm going to blame you for linking to YTMND in the first place. Seriously, that clip is like 20 years old. People were swapping AVIs of that shit on usenet ... | [
"Summary: The military doesn't really invent things. It buys things, and often actually gets in the way of innovation due to misdirected energies.\n\nPost: You're actually more than a little wrong. \n But it's ok. You're repeating commonly accepted \"facts\" that aren't actually facts. \n It's kind of confusing, bu... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,326 |
Redtoemonster | Generate the content for a reddit post Shitty article. | I seems to me that the author had some preconceived notion of what she wanted the characters to represent
This is exactly it. She wanted Kanji to be gay and Naoto to be transgender. While there's nothing wrong with that, obviously games could use more gay and TG representation, the author totally blew everything ou... | I seems to me that the author had some preconceived notion of what she wanted the characters to represent
This is exactly it. She wanted Kanji to be gay and Naoto to be transgender. While there's nothing wrong with that, obviously games could use more gay and TG representation, the author totally blew everything ou... | [
"Summary: Pick up Arena ASAP. And if you have a PS3/Vita I'd highly recommend giving P3/P4 a shot\n\nPost: I plan on picking up Persona 4: Arena at some point because I'm a fighting game fanatic and I'm hoping that may pique my interest enough to try one of the RPGs. \n This is exactly what happened to me. I'm a ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,327 |
kevlar00 | Generate the content for a reddit post My primary goal is to climb harder and longer, and what I see other climbers doing do not seem like the best strategies (300+ pullups several times a week on smaller edges than I feel comfortable and lots of super-endurance based work like circuits and such). I wanted to follow a... | So I'll just jump to the main thing I wanted to ask. I was hoping to build up a foundation and tackle some complex questions. Then I kind of got shot down by some veteran members and deleted the post, but regardless, you seem interested, so I'm hoping I can pick your brain a bit. I considered sending a pm, but I fig... | So I'll just jump to the main thing I wanted to ask. I was hoping to build up a foundation and tackle some complex questions. Then I kind of got shot down by some veteran members and deleted the post, but regardless, you seem interested, so I'm hoping I can pick your brain a bit. I considered sending a pm, but I fig... | [
"Summary: diet is far more important than any workout and lifting will have much better weight loss results than treadmill/elliptical.\n\nPost: If your goal is weight loss the MOST IMPORTANT THING BY FAR is going to be your diet. If you eat more when you because you're hungry after working out (many do), you wil... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,328 |
rwbombc | Generate the content for a reddit post try sexy talk. | like I said, try talking dirty to him. Don't be demanding but whisper it to him. Tell him you want him and tell him how good he makes you feel. Trust me, it will go a long way to calming his nerves.
Talking dirty to him will help. One girl I was with whispered to me I was making her so wet. I found that to be the hot... | like I said, try talking dirty to him. Don't be demanding but whisper it to him. Tell him you want him and tell him how good he makes you feel. Trust me, it will go a long way to calming his nerves.
Talking dirty to him will help. One girl I was with whispered to me I was making her so wet. I found that to be the hot... | [
"Summary: r/news is becoming /r/politics\n\nPost: r/news is completely corrupted by the /r/politics exodus. Three mods from politics are mods of news. This is not a coincidence. \nIf you don't know what happened to /r/politics, in short they were accused of pushing specific agendas with their own upvoted content an... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,329 |
Hirudo_Medicinalis | Generate the content for a reddit post we should have "played role well" commendations, at least, with another button to highlight the role. | I agree with you, but I think that a face-stomping, LH-grabbing carry is more obviously rewarded by tracked stats in the game. IE: it is easier to see that Sylla went 17/2/5 with 220 last hits than it is to see that VS popped mek at exactly the right time or omni ulted to save the team twice. "Supporting" is both a com... | I agree with you, but I think that a face-stomping, LH-grabbing carry is more obviously rewarded by tracked stats in the game. IE: it is easier to see that Sylla went 17/2/5 with 220 last hits than it is to see that VS popped mek at exactly the right time or omni ulted to save the team twice. "Supporting" is both a com... | [
"Summary: stick to whole fruits (IE: it must still contain pulp).\n\nPost: That sounds about right. The thing is that most simple carbs (and even some complex ones) break down very quickly into simple sugars. As an example, there isn't that much more nutrition in plain white or brown rice than there is in table sug... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,330 |
JoFL0 | Generate the content for a reddit post Give it some time, the mod's did what they thought was best, further backlash while emotion is high isn't going to be a positive thing for the sub. | Take note that no one said you couldn't post your progress pics. They're just encouraging people to do so in a more substantial self-post. I personally did not mind the pics on the front page, though I frequent here a lot less now than I did when I started a year ago. The mods did what they thought was in the interest ... | Take note that no one said you couldn't post your progress pics. They're just encouraging people to do so in a more substantial self-post. I personally did not mind the pics on the front page, though I frequent here a lot less now than I did when I started a year ago. The mods did what they thought was in the interest ... | [
"Summary: firearm enthusiast doesn't know shipping rules, asks if USPS can ship a brick of 50 rounds of .22lr and a little bottle of cleaning solvent to my Reddit SS, essentially gets called a FEDERAL FUCKING TERRORIST-FELON by ignorant USPS employee in front of 25-30 people. USPS no longer will recieve my business... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,331 |
1standarduser | Generate the content for a reddit post do 3 to 5 rounds a day, with 30 second breaks on a timer. | Depends on your fitness level.
When I first started, I could do about 3 rounds of 1 minute each.
When I got better, I could go through 3 rounds without a break (9.5 minutes I believe?) and would sometimes do this 2 times a day.
Now, I'm out of shape and back to square one. | Depends on your fitness level.
When I first started, I could do about 3 rounds of 1 minute each.
When I got better, I could go through 3 rounds without a break (9.5 minutes I believe?) and would sometimes do this 2 times a day.
Now, I'm out of shape and back to square one. | [
"Summary: you need to travel outside of your little bubble.\n\nPost: There's a problem with making blanket statements; you can be wrong. \n The commuter trains I have ridden from California to Washington state were not defaced or heavily damaged. \n Trains are much more efficient than either cars or airplanes. Ther... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,332 |
Applegravy | Generate the content for a reddit post in theory, it should work with no problems, but it may depend how you backed it up and what with. | depending on what you used to back everything up, it should work flawlessly. if it was an ADB Backup, it may depend on what the command string you used was. but actually, since the stock roms should have their files organized the same way, it shouldn't matter. my ADB backup didn't entirely restore when I did -apk -s... | depending on what you used to back everything up, it should work flawlessly. if it was an ADB Backup, it may depend on what the command string you used was. but actually, since the stock roms should have their files organized the same way, it shouldn't matter. my ADB backup didn't entirely restore when I did -apk -s... | [
"Summary: try Framaroot. if it doesn't work, I'd think the least complicated solution is flashing ClockworkMod Touch with ODIN and flashing a Superuser zip through your new ClockworkMod Recovery.\n\nPost: did you also try Framaroot? I found a thread on XDA that says it should work. if that still doesn't work, it... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,333 |
I_am_Bob | Generate the content for a reddit post positive and negative are really just conventional terms to indicate opposite charges. | When referring to voltage, positive and negative refer to opposite charges, not negative in the sense that there is a "lack" or something is missing, it's more of a convention. When early physicist started experimenting with electricity protons and electrons had not yet been discovered so they arbitrarily assigned and ... | When referring to voltage, positive and negative refer to opposite charges, not negative in the sense that there is a "lack" or something is missing, it's more of a convention. When early physicist started experimenting with electricity protons and electrons had not yet been discovered so they arbitrarily assigned and ... | [
"Summary: beers not screwed, but might not be exactly the taste you were shooting for.\n\nPost: First 1.6G seams like a lot left, what was the reason you didn't bottle that? I usually only lose at most a half gallon to trub. 1.015 isn't bad for a FG, target for a pilsner is around 1.010 ~ 1.012. The bubbling is pro... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,334 |
piggybankcowboy | Generate the content for a reddit post TIL why I'm perpetually single. | I've always hated when people say "you have no game." The word "game" implies some level of deception to me, as though you're peacocking in a way that makes what you're offering seem more attractive than it should be.
It's not that I am incapable of doing this, but I prefer not to. If I am to attract a girl, I want... | I've always hated when people say "you have no game." The word "game" implies some level of deception to me, as though you're peacocking in a way that makes what you're offering seem more attractive than it should be.
It's not that I am incapable of doing this, but I prefer not to. If I am to attract a girl, I want... | [
"Summary: Maybe, but you'd need to examine the tv and it's connections more. It could just be vibrations of the passing bus messing with faulty wiring, too.\n\nPost: Hmm. That would require some investigation. Locating interference is generally not an easy task, especially if it's not coming directly from your own ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,335 |
AboVeritas | Generate the content for a reddit post I ain't even mad. | Dear sir/madam,
First and foremost I shall have it noted that my initial response to thine inquiry was one of disgust of thine personality up to and including a most foundational level, I will weep for thine soul as it enters the infernal pits of hell to be bare-bottom-spanked by Lucifer himself as the sins from your... | Dear sir/madam,
First and foremost I shall have it noted that my initial response to thine inquiry was one of disgust of thine personality up to and including a most foundational level, I will weep for thine soul as it enters the infernal pits of hell to be bare-bottom-spanked by Lucifer himself as the sins from your... | [
"Summary: Apollo and David Kim make my dick feel funny.\n\nPost: Maybe we should make an appreciation thread for the public figures of SC. \n I didn't want to make a thread solely to pull Apollo's dick, but I am so fucking impressed with that guy at the moment. Same for David Kim, I really like what he's doing for ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,336 |
unidentifies | Generate the content for a reddit post Accountability parters+bet=success. | I know I'm only 8 days in, but I feel a pretty lengthy streak coming on. How?
It's pretty simple. Give yourself an incentive. My incentive is money.
I'm a broke college student, and I need money. What I did was this: 3 of my closest friends and I went in on a bet. If you masturbate, you put $20 in the jar. The last... | I know I'm only 8 days in, but I feel a pretty lengthy streak coming on. How?
It's pretty simple. Give yourself an incentive. My incentive is money.
I'm a broke college student, and I need money. What I did was this: 3 of my closest friends and I went in on a bet. If you masturbate, you put $20 in the jar. The last... | [
"Summary: Me and 2 friends posted on twitter about a fake UFO. And everyone hopped on the bandwagon.\n\nPost: Okay, I didn't see one, but I have a story. \n Years back, I texted two friends. I told them something along the lines of, \"Hey guys, I want you both to tweet about seeing a UFO. You are welcomed to say wh... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,337 |
subheight640 | Generate the content for a reddit post Are you new to Reddit? Plenty of liberals do not like Obama. | Um obviously yes??
There are plenty of valid reasons to loath our president, not limited but including:
The bungled health care law, a hodge-podge of so much random shit that is incomprehensible to the average citizen or law-maker.
Continued use of drone-strikes, a Terminator-esque Orwellian nightmare machine... | Um obviously yes??
There are plenty of valid reasons to loath our president, not limited but including:
The bungled health care law, a hodge-podge of so much random shit that is incomprehensible to the average citizen or law-maker.
Continued use of drone-strikes, a Terminator-esque Orwellian nightmare machine... | [
"Summary: Austin cops are great IMO.\n\nPost: I believe it's a mistake to think that American cops are completely homogeneous in culture and attitude. Each state has its own laws and customs on how to run the police force. Then, each city has its own police organization run with varying effectiveness. \n Undoubtedl... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,338 |
dripdroponmytiptop | Generate the content for a reddit post be afraid. God help you if you're on the east coast. | I think people are getting too into the safe, soft "it's not that big of a deal" mindset whenever there's an actual, serious issue that needs immediate attention. Climate change, dying bees due to pesticides, logging in South America and it's huge global climate impact, poaching due to Chinese demand for weird medicine... | I think people are getting too into the safe, soft "it's not that big of a deal" mindset whenever there's an actual, serious issue that needs immediate attention. Climate change, dying bees due to pesticides, logging in South America and it's huge global climate impact, poaching due to Chinese demand for weird medicine... | [
"Summary: no, the race dynamics in the US are different, no white person in the US was ever from that place originally, unlike Finland. I imagine Finns don't have to really feel like their power is being uprooted, and to lash out because of it, because it really is their country and the white majority got there bec... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,339 |
Herdo | Generate the content for a reddit post Currently during DE's it tells you how many "waves of enemies you will be fighting, or have many of a specific object need to be picked up. | Well, I actually do have a "negative" opinion about something, not just a worry. TotalHalibut has the same opinion, and it is something that I think will end up making DE's not much better than your usual WoW questing.
In [this]( video, you will see TotalHalibut getting involved with a DE. It really is a great story;... | Well, I actually do have a "negative" opinion about something, not just a worry. TotalHalibut has the same opinion, and it is something that I think will end up making DE's not much better than your usual WoW questing.
In [this]( video, you will see TotalHalibut getting involved with a DE. It really is a great story;... | [
"Summary: Read it! Basically, the \"harmful\" components found in exhaled vapor are actually less harmful than a normal exhaled human breath. IT'S ALL A MATTER OF LEVELS \n [Here]( is the link to the Diskin study. I'm not sure if it is the full study, but it was the best I could find. \n As for the Indoor Air stud... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,340 |
Malfeasant | Generate the content for a reddit post too many variables, even if it is genetic (which it may or may not be) genetics can be a crapshoot, so it can be a factor in deciding whether to have children or not, but it should not be the only factor. | i'll agree with this- however i'll disagree with the premise that it's irresponsible for a person with a given condition to have kids of their own- not every birth defect is genetic, for one- this is a pretty common one, something like 1 in 1000, i've seen a couple articles that say it appears to run in families, but n... | i'll agree with this- however i'll disagree with the premise that it's irresponsible for a person with a given condition to have kids of their own- not every birth defect is genetic, for one- this is a pretty common one, something like 1 in 1000, i've seen a couple articles that say it appears to run in families, but n... | [
"Summary: guy used me for insurance fraud, i ended up having to pay him $1k and another $1k (though they wanted $2k) to his insurance company.\n\nPost: no, not a single one. courts/police don't give a fuck about bicyclists. i would have been on my own, and i didn't have time/money for that shit. there was one tim... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,341 |
Business-Socks | Generate the content for a reddit post women who don't think they're sexy and just THE WORST in bed. | Plenty of women have trouble having sex with the lights on.
Women listen close: you want to know why guys like porn? It's because a woman who is confident about sex and her body is about a thousand times hotter than your ten million shades of lipstick and shoes and other things advertisers try to convince you is the ... | Plenty of women have trouble having sex with the lights on.
Women listen close: you want to know why guys like porn? It's because a woman who is confident about sex and her body is about a thousand times hotter than your ten million shades of lipstick and shoes and other things advertisers try to convince you is the ... | [
"Summary: 9.0 on my weird-shitometer.\n\nPost: I worked for Radio Shack in a really bad part of town. I was showing a new employee the ropes on their first day and this really rough looking dude walks in, I can smell him, he's yelling gibberish. New Guy starts to look really worried but I'd been there a month and t... | 103 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,342 |
spisska | Generate the content for a reddit post In most but certainly not all cases, Soviet craftsmanship was pretty dire. But in some cases, they did it right; cameras are one example. | To be fair: the Yugo was not Soviet, it was from Yugoslavia. Soviet-style manufacturing sure, but not Soviet.
Also remember the Kalashnikov (AK-47) is probably the most successful engineering job of all time.
Also remember that the Mir space station was so solidly built, it had to be shot out of sky at the end of i... | To be fair: the Yugo was not Soviet, it was from Yugoslavia. Soviet-style manufacturing sure, but not Soviet.
Also remember the Kalashnikov (AK-47) is probably the most successful engineering job of all time.
Also remember that the Mir space station was so solidly built, it had to be shot out of sky at the end of i... | [
"Summary: The D5100 is a good camera. But for the same money you can get a great camera.\n\nPost: The lack of a focus motor limits you to autofocus on AF-S type lenses. You can still mount and shoot with AF-D type lenses, but these will be limited to manual focus. Manual focus lenses (AI, AIS, etc) will also work m... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,343 |
Vihaan | Generate the content for a reddit post If you love her ask her to marry you next spring. Make sure she doesn't have enough time to plan for a wedding that summer. Get over a year engagement so you can ease into it. | Ask her to marry you in late March or April. That way you will have over a year for engagement. It is hard to plan for a summer wedding in less than six months. This way you can get married the following year summer. This makes her and your families happy and gives you enough time to make sure you want this. I'm n... | Ask her to marry you in late March or April. That way you will have over a year for engagement. It is hard to plan for a summer wedding in less than six months. This way you can get married the following year summer. This makes her and your families happy and gives you enough time to make sure you want this. I'm n... | [
"Summary: go to CO and get schooling and growing experience\n\nPost: Honestly, moving anywhere to just get a mmj job right now is still a big uncertainty unless you know someone. \n If I were in your situation I would move to Colorado and find some schooling for mmj growing and hydroponics. \n In the mean time you ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,344 |
The_Pale_Blue_Dot | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, I'm selfish for not wanting kids, and that's no bad thing. | I never understand why people saying "you're selfish for not wanting kids" is an insult.
Damn fucking straight I'm selfish. Why should I have kids when I don't want them? My selfishness makes me damn happy, and hurts no one. Selflessness in my case would make me unhappy and probably my child, too, when they realise t... | I never understand why people saying "you're selfish for not wanting kids" is an insult.
Damn fucking straight I'm selfish. Why should I have kids when I don't want them? My selfishness makes me damn happy, and hurts no one. Selflessness in my case would make me unhappy and probably my child, too, when they realise t... | [
"Summary: Walt (Heisenberg) is a metaphor for the Egyptian Pharaoh Ramesses II (Ozymandias) who was obsessed with creating a legacy that would never be forgotten, but ultimately was reduced to dust.\n\nPost: I recently made a full thread for this, but as it's relevant to this episode I thought I'd post it here, too... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,345 |
Harsiesis | Generate the content for a reddit post pointless rambling wondering why the ID of the kid was never found when a census was being done in the exact same period, and the exact same place that this photo was taken. | While I realize it's not the point of the photo, I still find it disturbing that there is still absolutely no mention of the name of the subject; nor any information of what happened afterwards.
Some articles even seem to be confused whether it's a boy or a girl.
This [blog]( refers to a diary entry he made:
>"De... | While I realize it's not the point of the photo, I still find it disturbing that there is still absolutely no mention of the name of the subject; nor any information of what happened afterwards.
Some articles even seem to be confused whether it's a boy or a girl.
This [blog]( refers to a diary entry he made:
>"De... | [
"Summary: basically just agreeing with the article.\n\nPost: Paypal is and always has been crap (well, except possibly in the beginning where it seemed like a really cool thing, a nice alternative). \n They shut down/cut off access to people all the damn time.\nIf you happen to get a lot of money in a paypal acco... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,346 |
reflexreflex | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't die, play smart, focus on CS if you have a ranged skill like Shen or ranged aa like Kennen etc. Brush drops ghoul aggro. Don't be afraid to take golems frm jungler if you need to keep up. Ward river at all times, coordinate with jungler. If you're counterpicked hard by Yoric... | The best way to defeat a Yorick in lane is to get him to turn off his monitor and, preferably, shut down his computer.
If that doesn't work for you, just build for survivability, concentrate on last hitting if you're able, be able to last hit under tower like a pro. Keep river warded, coordinate with jungler to get a... | The best way to defeat a Yorick in lane is to get him to turn off his monitor and, preferably, shut down his computer.
If that doesn't work for you, just build for survivability, concentrate on last hitting if you're able, be able to last hit under tower like a pro. Keep river warded, coordinate with jungler to get a... | [
"Summary: know your matchup\n\nPost: Bait the pool and aggro him from there, knowing he has no escape and you'll burn his summoners. Combine with jungler to get ganks yo \n Also, I'd run flat MR on jax v Vlad lane, so have that rune page ready. Also buying a null mantle is great because after counting your masterie... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,347 |
rckid13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Finding a private instructor or a flying club will be the cheapest. Going to a large 141 school will get you your ratings the fastest but cost more. A University will take the longest and cost the most. A mom and pop FBO is probably the happy medium. | I'm currently looking into obtaining the license through a professional flight management training program at a nearby university
That's probably the least cost effective route actually. You'll pay university tuition on top of very high flight fees.
I've instructed at a large university and also at a large 141 scho... | I'm currently looking into obtaining the license through a professional flight management training program at a nearby university
That's probably the least cost effective route actually. You'll pay university tuition on top of very high flight fees.
I've instructed at a large university and also at a large 141 scho... | [
"Summary: Young with a bachelors degree and debt free puts you in the best position to excel in aviation.\n\nPost: I don't think you're crazy at all. You're young and already have a degree that isn't aviation related. With those two things in hand I think you're in a perfect situation to pursue a flying career if t... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,348 |
yacht_boy | Generate the content for a reddit post the world is not as full of dicks as Reddit seems to think it is. | We put an old BMW on the street in Boston at an event a couple of years ago. We parked it on plastic sheeting, plopped down several gallons of paint in assorted colors along with some paint brushes, and put up a sign that invited people to paint the car.
There was a crowd of children and adults around the car for hou... | We put an old BMW on the street in Boston at an event a couple of years ago. We parked it on plastic sheeting, plopped down several gallons of paint in assorted colors along with some paint brushes, and put up a sign that invited people to paint the car.
There was a crowd of children and adults around the car for hou... | [
"Summary: use ITA Matrix to pick a destination with good flight durations and times. Mexico City and the US Southeast, SW, and California are good picks for a long weekend in May from MCI. \n Edit: pushed save too soon.\n\nPost: Maybe I'm just old and jaded, but i don't like to spend more time in the airport/on the... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,349 |
dhicock | Generate the content for a reddit post friend was in an accident on her way home from work and shook up a small town and ruined my friend | This was at a place I previously had worked at, and had already left to go to college.
A very good friend of mine from high school who worked with me at Sonic (drive-in restaurant for those who don't know) was working closing in December. I had finished my finals and was preparing to go home for the holiday in a day ... | This was at a place I previously had worked at, and had already left to go to college.
A very good friend of mine from high school who worked with me at Sonic (drive-in restaurant for those who don't know) was working closing in December. I had finished my finals and was preparing to go home for the holiday in a day ... | [
"Summary: these places exist to take advantage of poor people with bad financial planning and decision making.\n\nPost: I have two of those across the street from me! Basically, it's like Aaron's or Rent-a-center. You get something and pay weekly on it. \n For PS4s, you pay $30/week for 12 months. Grand total paid:... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,350 |
LouSpudol | Generate the content for a reddit post Apple replaced 2 LCD screens, gave me a brand new battery, and a wall charger for free. | Apple. (although this might make me sound like a fanboy, I assure you I am not, just a happy customer).
I was given a 08 MBP with a cracked screen for free. They quoted me 450 to fix the LCD and since I paid nothing for the computer I felt 450 for a MBP wasn't a bad deal (it was only 2 years old at the time). I left ... | Apple. (although this might make me sound like a fanboy, I assure you I am not, just a happy customer).
I was given a 08 MBP with a cracked screen for free. They quoted me 450 to fix the LCD and since I paid nothing for the computer I felt 450 for a MBP wasn't a bad deal (it was only 2 years old at the time). I left ... | [
"Summary: if you contact the right people and express your dissatisfaction, you will be taken care of.\n\nPost: You can get money for this! \n Verizon did this to me 4 plus times. My cable was lagging and pausing and my internet was completely bust. I called and tried to fix it myself with help of staff over the ph... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,351 |
throwaway_quinn | Generate the content for a reddit post divorce. | Years 5-6: No sex for 18 months.
> Year 7 - We get engaged and married
> I am at my wit's end.
Short walk, wasn't it?
I don't know how to say this nicely but what kind of hint were you looking for?
See that animal with all the spines and claws and teeth that's snarling and scratching at you? Don't pick it up... | Years 5-6: No sex for 18 months.
> Year 7 - We get engaged and married
> I am at my wit's end.
Short walk, wasn't it?
I don't know how to say this nicely but what kind of hint were you looking for?
See that animal with all the spines and claws and teeth that's snarling and scratching at you? Don't pick it up... | [
"Summary: live by the mouth, die by the mouth\n\nPost: is it just because she's inexperienced? \n That's it. \n Fellatio is the most skill-based sexual activity. Anything else you can be pretty bad and still be pretty good. \n A bad blowjob though is pretty darn bad. I think it's the teeth. Whatever, she doesn't... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,352 |
scarsAndFlames | Generate the content for a reddit post bans for bad performance are completely acceptable if the bad performance was intended | well, when i see a last-pick orianna that decides to go full ap instead of support (because its the last role available), then tries to take my lasthits and gets hooked intentionally by the enemy blitz, then it is quite obvious that she's not playing to win, but to fuck up our game, because shes a kiddy that could only... | well, when i see a last-pick orianna that decides to go full ap instead of support (because its the last role available), then tries to take my lasthits and gets hooked intentionally by the enemy blitz, then it is quite obvious that she's not playing to win, but to fuck up our game, because shes a kiddy that could only... | [
"Summary: a sword acts like a lever and there weight doesnt matter all that much\n\nPost: the sword handling comes from the blade-length, not the weight. the point of balance is usually at the crossguard. you have one hand near the crossguard and one at the pommel. if you apply pressure on the point of the blade (t... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,353 |
Takingbackmemes | Generate the content for a reddit post I got a blowjob from my sister last night. | You misunderstand me. I am not against a difficult game, I am against the minecraft community's downs syndrome conception of game balance. If something is "OP", the solution is not to nerf that to the point of being useless, because then there is never any point to even getting that thing. The solution is to add new... | You misunderstand me. I am not against a difficult game, I am against the minecraft community's downs syndrome conception of game balance. If something is "OP", the solution is not to nerf that to the point of being useless, because then there is never any point to even getting that thing. The solution is to add new... | [
"Summary: My life is a sad sad story and I don't know how to fix it.\n\nPost: It isn't a single heartbreaking moment, but my parents life together is the most depressing thing I can think of. \n My dad is manipulative and emotionally abusive, he isn't happy unless everyone depends on him. He subtly tears down me, ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,354 |
loggic | Generate the content for a reddit post Find your passion, invest your energy in improving at it, use it to meet others with a similar passion, find the girl you want to be with. Simple concept, tough execution. | This is patently untrue. It is trite but worth saying: there is someone out there for everyone. If you really want to find a woman worth marrying who would also marry you, the basics are simple. Be an honorable person (ie, be a stand-up guy that can take care of himself), make a point to go where the girl of your dream... | This is patently untrue. It is trite but worth saying: there is someone out there for everyone. If you really want to find a woman worth marrying who would also marry you, the basics are simple. Be an honorable person (ie, be a stand-up guy that can take care of himself), make a point to go where the girl of your dream... | [
"Summary: Only get married if you love someone enough to put them ahead of yourself 100% of the time. It is actually more emotionally satisfying. \n EDIT:\nPeople will undoubtedly contend that you don't have to married to be dedicated to each other. I would argue that being dedicated to each other (truly dedicated)... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,355 |
PeacefulKnightmare | Generate the content for a reddit post If Goat Simulator were a beer, then it would probably be fresh batch of someone's quickly made IPA. | You're very right in that game pricing tends to be odd. Let's try to look at it using the six pack analogy. When you purchase a six pack you're paying for the fancy packaging of the bottles and the case, but you're also paying for the hard work that was put into creating that initial recipe and the tweaking over the ye... | You're very right in that game pricing tends to be odd. Let's try to look at it using the six pack analogy. When you purchase a six pack you're paying for the fancy packaging of the bottles and the case, but you're also paying for the hard work that was put into creating that initial recipe and the tweaking over the ye... | [
"Summary: I think that Dorian's sexuality is portrayed as tokenism, and that BW can do better.\n\nPost: That is true and makes the information coming from Iron Bull kinda suspect, but it also proves my point that there seems to be some whitewashing going on in the game. I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but to me... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,356 |
wesleyt89 | Generate the content for a reddit post If your'e interested in Jackie check out his autobiography and his older movies. | Anybody that is interested in learning more about Jackie Chain, I REALLY recommend reading his autobiography, [I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action] ( I've personally read it twice. It's really sad that Jackie didn't break out in America until the mid 90's, when he was already in his mid 40's. The fact that he made... | Anybody that is interested in learning more about Jackie Chain, I REALLY recommend reading his autobiography, [I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action] ( I've personally read it twice. It's really sad that Jackie didn't break out in America until the mid 90's, when he was already in his mid 40's. The fact that he made... | [
"Summary: Reminds me of a video of my teachers mom getting fucked by a former classmate which got sent to him on mothers day\n\nPost: alright this reminds me of a story from back in high school. The year after my class graduated, a fellow classmate had a threesome with our old Computer Concepts teacher's mother. ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,357 |
cattailmatt | Generate the content for a reddit post as cheap and cool as the M44 is, it not a good choice for a "mountain rifle." OP'd be better off with a 30-30 or 45-70 lever gun or something like a k31 (if he really wants a surplus rifle). | CHEEKY FUCKER Y U SO SMART WITH YOUR VAST KNOWLADGE AND SHIT
Mountain guns are supposed to be light and useful. The m44 is not light. The bayonet weighs a ton and you can't readily take it off. And it's not very useful. 7.62x54R suitable for hunting is not readily locatable. Accuracy of said M44 that OP is to buy is ... | CHEEKY FUCKER Y U SO SMART WITH YOUR VAST KNOWLADGE AND SHIT
Mountain guns are supposed to be light and useful. The m44 is not light. The bayonet weighs a ton and you can't readily take it off. And it's not very useful. 7.62x54R suitable for hunting is not readily locatable. Accuracy of said M44 that OP is to buy is ... | [
"Summary: I would never go near another one if it wasn't for the music.\n\nPost: One more opinion to throw on the pile: \n I hate McMenamins. After I witnessed what they did to the Spar in Olympia? Shameful. \n The only reason I go to any McMenamins is for the music. The Crystal Ballroom? Great venue, great shows. ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,358 |
secretredditoflej | Generate the content for a reddit post decent program to lineart imo. | Thank you! :) I don't know why but I always seem to focus on eyes and noses even when I doodle...
Well, I didn't really know what I was downloading, I was just struggling to use my tablet well on my mac (I'd been using a windows PC to draw) and am trying a bunch of programs to test tablet sensitivity, etc. I really l... | Thank you! :) I don't know why but I always seem to focus on eyes and noses even when I doodle...
Well, I didn't really know what I was downloading, I was just struggling to use my tablet well on my mac (I'd been using a windows PC to draw) and am trying a bunch of programs to test tablet sensitivity, etc. I really l... | [
"Summary: People believe the election was rigged. The PM title is irrelevant; whatever position Erdogan is, that is the \"powerful\" one. If he were to be president tomorrow, we would never learn the name of the next PM. Erdogan would still be the one to call the shots.\n\nPost: Wall of text below: \n A lot of peop... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,359 |
labpartnerincrime | Generate the content for a reddit post Go for it. Do Dead Money, Honest Hearts, Old World Blues, and Lonesome Road during your NV run.
PS: Watch out for hand penises. | For NV I say that if you know what you're doing (and you must since you've done FO3) do the addons while doing the story. But listen when you come across the Old World Blues entrance spot and it says to not do it low leveled :P The addons go Dead Money (Sierra Madre casino) - Honest Hearts - Old World Blues - Lonesome ... | For NV I say that if you know what you're doing (and you must since you've done FO3) do the addons while doing the story. But listen when you come across the Old World Blues entrance spot and it says to not do it low leveled :P The addons go Dead Money (Sierra Madre casino) - Honest Hearts - Old World Blues - Lonesome ... | [
"Summary: If it was a trade that they aren't fulfilling their part of, it's a scam. If it's a gift, you can't call them a scammer. Chill out, see if they send it later, move on.\n\nPost: Sounds like we're missing quite a bit of info before this is a scam. Did you transfer them a pet last month to be traded for a pe... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,360 |
kagayaki | Generate the content for a reddit post fear the wall of text.
While I'm a guy so it's not like I get approached all that much, I don't think women always without exception mostly dislike being approached by men. They just don't like being approached by men who rub them the wrong way initially. You don't always have t... | Lots of stuff to go over, and I'm sure this will go unread by this point (I'm sure a lot of stuff I'm going to say is just repeated).. but hey I'm bored!
First, you need to work on your mindset. It sounds like you're already assuming failure before you even start. Saying stuff like "the harder you try, the faster you... | Lots of stuff to go over, and I'm sure this will go unread by this point (I'm sure a lot of stuff I'm going to say is just repeated).. but hey I'm bored!
First, you need to work on your mindset. It sounds like you're already assuming failure before you even start. Saying stuff like "the harder you try, the faster you... | [
"Summary: Scale weight doesn't mean anything.\n\nPost: Scale weight? Not very quickly, but I am losing fat -- which is what matters. By the time I started eating this way, I had taken a three month break from eating healthy, resulting in about 40lbs of weight gain. I was getting to the point where I couldn't comfor... | 80 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,361 |
jon_laing | Generate the content for a reddit post yes | Oh Chris Cringle on a Cracker, yes it does. And to think if any of these ideologues happen upon "the button" and think, "Hey, today is as good a day as any for Armageddon! Take me Jebus!" I know the process for launching a nuclear weapon is far more complex than that, but I feel like the US governement is becoming less... | Oh Chris Cringle on a Cracker, yes it does. And to think if any of these ideologues happen upon "the button" and think, "Hey, today is as good a day as any for Armageddon! Take me Jebus!" I know the process for launching a nuclear weapon is far more complex than that, but I feel like the US governement is becoming less... | [
"Summary: No… \n EDIT: One last nail in the coffin: and how about another one\n\nPost: Do you actually know what goes in to making an app? As a developer, I can say this sounds like another vague pitch from a clueless entrepreneur. You also know this concept has been done a billion times since Occupy right? I've p... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,362 |
cryptovariable | Generate the content for a reddit post let the Christians suppress those around them not through direct action but through a general tyranny of the majority.
Also: "Leave it up to the States" is code for: let the South disenfranchise blacks, Utah impose Mormon ideology on its citizens, and Arizona infringe on the r... | In a December 2003 article entitled "Christmas in Secular America", Paul wrote, "The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders’ political views were strongly informed by their religious... | In a December 2003 article entitled "Christmas in Secular America", Paul wrote, "The notion of a rigid separation between church and state has no basis in either the text of the Constitution or the writings of our Founding Fathers. On the contrary, our Founders’ political views were strongly informed by their religious... | [
"Summary: bases all over the world have led to fewer deaths, saved money, more peace. \n Edit: If you're gonna downvote, then just some quick questions: Why do you disagree? \n \n Do you think the world is more violent? \n Do you assert that regional/global wars haven't been averted by US military power? \n Do y... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,363 |
Brony_Starstruck | Generate the content for a reddit post There is a form of hallucination where you feel your body being disemboweled. | General somatic sensations of a hallucinatory nature are experienced when a person feels that his/her body is being mutilated, twisted, torn, or disemboweled. Other reported cases are invasion by animals in the person's internal organs (e.g. snakes in the stomach, frogs in the rectum, etc.). The feeling that one's fles... | General somatic sensations of a hallucinatory nature are experienced when a person feels that his/her body is being mutilated, twisted, torn, or disemboweled. Other reported cases are invasion by animals in the person's internal organs (e.g. snakes in the stomach, frogs in the rectum, etc.). The feeling that one's fles... | [
"Summary: great movie, bad ending.\n\nPost: WARNING: Rant incomming, some spoilers \n it didn't have as many unique transformations as the original. \n It's mostly just \"This person splits in half and is now full of teeth\" or \"this hand is now a face-hugger centipede\" nothing to exciting like the head spider, ... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,364 |
bintu | Generate the content for a reddit post Watch the 3 disk Warrior DVD Set. [Ultimate Warrior: The Ultimate Collection] ( | If you guys get a chance to see the [newly released 3 dvd set] ( you should because the Warrior narrates this just a few months before WM30.
It really is a good showcase that he chose and I felt satisfied having watched all three 3 dvds the night he passed.
It was nice to get a career retrospective that included th... | If you guys get a chance to see the [newly released 3 dvd set] ( you should because the Warrior narrates this just a few months before WM30.
It really is a good showcase that he chose and I felt satisfied having watched all three 3 dvds the night he passed.
It was nice to get a career retrospective that included th... | [
"Summary: America Fuck YA!\n\nPost: because helping to rebuild our own socio-economic infrastructure in faltering US Cities would have been too much \"socialism\" to ask for. We can't have none of that unless there's a catastrophe of some sort. \n Instead we'll just let cities like Detroit and others crumble while ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,365 |
WayGroovy | Generate the content for a reddit post Nook doesn't want me to use a different charger, but is willing to send out a nook charger replacement to test. Good experience overall, but still without nook for a few days. | Thought I'd share my customer service experience with nook/b&n.
19:30:34 : WayGroovy: Initial Question/Comment: Frozen: how to fix or eject battery, holding power button 15-20+ seconds does nothing
19:30:39 : System: Welcome to the Barnes & Noble Chatroom.
19:30:39 : System: Nook Representative has joined this ... | Thought I'd share my customer service experience with nook/b&n.
19:30:34 : WayGroovy: Initial Question/Comment: Frozen: how to fix or eject battery, holding power button 15-20+ seconds does nothing
19:30:39 : System: Welcome to the Barnes & Noble Chatroom.
19:30:39 : System: Nook Representative has joined this ... | [
"Summary: Both parties (Mojang & Non-Mojang Bukkit contributors), due to incompatible licenses, have always had the ability to assert their rights and have the (Bukkit) project taken down. Neither party have the right to take the others code and continue the project without the others consent. \n \n 5 SEP 2014 - /u... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,366 |
DocInternetz | Generate the content for a reddit post everyone is interested in Brazil, Brazilians snacks might gather interest and be profitable. | It seems you have to keep applying to IT jobs, and maybe also all other entry level office jobs. Remember to polish your resume and be diligent about the job search. Also, not sure if this is too invasive for Finnish standards, but you can call the places who didn't hire you and ask (professionally, not in an informal ... | It seems you have to keep applying to IT jobs, and maybe also all other entry level office jobs. Remember to polish your resume and be diligent about the job search. Also, not sure if this is too invasive for Finnish standards, but you can call the places who didn't hire you and ask (professionally, not in an informal ... | [
"Summary: No hype, TUF airs late on a Sunday, this season is quite uninteresting.\n\nPost: Hey, I'm Brazilian. This is what I'd point out: \n \n TUF airs very late on a Sunday (sometimes at 11:45pm, sometimes at 00:30), with no reruns, and has been getting almost no promotion by the network. \n \n Nog and Werdum ar... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,367 |
rosemary85 | Generate the content for a reddit post is that Homer is more important as a cultural emblem and a persona than as a poet .
The other big question you raise, "why the two contrast so much with each other", is also a bit knotty. It's been the mainstay of a lot of literary interpretation over the last 34 years (sin... | There are at least two questions packed into this, and they're both really hard . Sadly and perhaps inevitably the answers to them can be summed up as "There are lots of conjectures but no one agrees." That's not quite the same as "we don't know", thankfully, but it's not far off.
There's some overlap with another... | There are at least two questions packed into this, and they're both really hard . Sadly and perhaps inevitably the answers to them can be summed up as "There are lots of conjectures but no one agrees." That's not quite the same as "we don't know", thankfully, but it's not far off.
There's some overlap with another... | [
"Summary: there are no anomalies.\n\nPost: The size isn't unusual. A 9:4 ratio is normal for Doric temples. The Parthenon has 16 spaces between columns on the side to 7 at the front -- and 16:7 is as close as you can get to 9:4 without adding a whole lot more columns and/or having an odd number of columns along the... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,368 |
AlexisDreamer | Generate the content for a reddit post family drama, how do I get a drug addicted family member get out of my grandmas house legally?
Pregnant can't just go there and be forceful. Police line is also not working as apparently they are busy with 911 calls? | I want to help my grandma. To set the situation up, my grandma had taken on my aunts(38?F) three kids.
8M 13F 16M. Note the youngest wasn't potty trained and is still having bed wetting issues. The fourth adult/child (21F) came to live with my grandma with her boyfriend (21M). Did I mention my 100% disabled father(35... | I want to help my grandma. To set the situation up, my grandma had taken on my aunts(38?F) three kids.
8M 13F 16M. Note the youngest wasn't potty trained and is still having bed wetting issues. The fourth adult/child (21F) came to live with my grandma with her boyfriend (21M). Did I mention my 100% disabled father(35... | [
"Summary: Bf's mom makes threats she can't keep. RIP Munchkin. Igot sad.\n\nPost: Short vision. \nBf's mom liked me, his friends who just had beef with me talked crap to her about me. She didn't like me anymore. Boyfriend is in process of moving in. His mom says \"if that bitch is pregnant I'm making her abort it/t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,369 |
preggit | Generate the content for a reddit post Penguins are still eliminated. | Woozle is at the Kings game but yeah the sprite sheets he left us for tonights scenario didn't have the Penguins flair faded. I went into photoshop and fixed it right when I noticed (which was immediately after I faded the Bruins flair). Not a big deal, they had a few minutes in the sun! | Woozle is at the Kings game but yeah the sprite sheets he left us for tonights scenario didn't have the Penguins flair faded. I went into photoshop and fixed it right when I noticed (which was immediately after I faded the Bruins flair). Not a big deal, they had a few minutes in the sun! | [
"Summary: There are actual intelligent professionals on 4chan that could help the investigation; they aren't all 20 year old unemployed neckbeard basement dwellers.\n\nPost: I'll go ahead and be the guy that disagrees. Yes, the FBI has state of the art technology and trained professionals, but the internet in its ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,370 |
Abakus07 | Generate the content for a reddit post The 'evil' of entry-level blood magic is generally not in the form of the ritual itself, but in the dangerous nature of its unintended consequences. | I don't completely agree with you about Blood Magic. It's worth mentioning that every single plot in DA:O ends with a choice about blood magic (with the exception of the Denerim storyline, in which the choice comes a bit closer to the middle), so it's very clearly a major theme of the game.
But in terms of their ef... | I don't completely agree with you about Blood Magic. It's worth mentioning that every single plot in DA:O ends with a choice about blood magic (with the exception of the Denerim storyline, in which the choice comes a bit closer to the middle), so it's very clearly a major theme of the game.
But in terms of their ef... | [
"Summary: Fire and Blood, Shitlords. \n EDIT: Grammar and stuff.\n\nPost: I'm not the biggest Dany fan, but I'm going to have to jump in and stand up for my homeboy Georgey out in Santa Fe. (I think that's where GRRM lives, anyway.) It sounds like y'all have only seen the show, but I have literary privilege here, a... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,371 |
SAMO1415 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't give out condoms to classmates. | I once did a group project for a management class about group dynamics. We had to write a very long paper, give a huge presentation, and then give out candy/prizes to people who asked questions at the end. Or give candy/prizes to those who paid attention and answered questions we posed afterwards... The candy/prizes... | I once did a group project for a management class about group dynamics. We had to write a very long paper, give a huge presentation, and then give out candy/prizes to people who asked questions at the end. Or give candy/prizes to those who paid attention and answered questions we posed afterwards... The candy/prizes... | [
"Summary: Friend was very happy to learn he had chlamydia rather than herpes.\n\nPost: A friend of mine slept with a girl who didn't tell him she had herpes. She had been taking Valtrex so she thought it'd be fine not to tell the truth. \n About a month later he figures he's in love so he fucks her without a condo... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,372 |
thegirlontheredbicyc | Generate the content for a reddit post cousin unbuckled , opened the car door and went back in to the shops because 'fuck you mum, I want it' | My cousin did that at a shopping centre car park. She managed to open the door undo the child seat and get back to the supermarket, all for something my aunt said she couldn't have. My aunt looked over the boot, after loading the car up and realised the door was open. The same cousin managed to drink most of a bottle ... | My cousin did that at a shopping centre car park. She managed to open the door undo the child seat and get back to the supermarket, all for something my aunt said she couldn't have. My aunt looked over the boot, after loading the car up and realised the door was open. The same cousin managed to drink most of a bottle ... | [
"Summary: you probably don't want your kids to have the dad that claims \"the government is out to get you kids, they're putting fluoride in our water to control us!\".\n\nPost: Someone could be a lovely partner and compatible in many ways but if their intelligence or beliefs are incompatible with yours it's probab... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,373 |
runealex007 | Generate the content for a reddit post rant. I agree with all the posts, OP. Same shit different title every day. But you gotta understand that they should not alienate us. They shouldn't treat us like we're not here. It's bullshit. | Because I'm frustrated. I'm fucking frustrated with everyone being dicks and not having a reading comprehension and not being able to understand other people. Giving bullshit answers. It's stupid. So when you go with the asshole guy who seems to think people can just go shell out money for a console because CoD is wort... | Because I'm frustrated. I'm fucking frustrated with everyone being dicks and not having a reading comprehension and not being able to understand other people. Giving bullshit answers. It's stupid. So when you go with the asshole guy who seems to think people can just go shell out money for a console because CoD is wort... | [
"Summary: do your homework\n\nPost: Counter strike global offensive. I've made money and bought games with that game. I personally feel like CoD world at war is a decent buy because of the endless zombie custom maps from the community. Left 4 Dead 2 (hopefully you grabbed it while free). Borderlands 2 is my most pl... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,374 |
dragon0196 | Generate the content for a reddit post Roommate bragged about his trouble with the law, but wouldn't tell me what he actually got caught for so it had to have been bad. | Like many of the people I went to school with, my roommate was a rich kid from a small town where everyone in that town worked for daddy. He had all these crazy stories about the trouble he would get into in this small town in Wisconsin. The time he and a friend burned down a house, the time he pulled a knife on his mo... | Like many of the people I went to school with, my roommate was a rich kid from a small town where everyone in that town worked for daddy. He had all these crazy stories about the trouble he would get into in this small town in Wisconsin. The time he and a friend burned down a house, the time he pulled a knife on his mo... | [
"Summary: There is a right way and a wrong way to respond to \"tell me something personal\".\n\nPost: This reminds me of the time I met a girl at the bar and somehow mentioned I had bought new shoes that day. As we were sitting at a table, she asked to see them. I told her jokingly that shoes are very personal to m... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,375 |
Forrest263 | Generate the content for a reddit post most signifant weekend in Teds life, should be detailed | I'm probably in the minority in wanting it that way. Why you ask? Because it is the quintessential weekend Ted meets the mother, so his story should be super detailed. If something so life changing happened to you, wouldn't you want to know every little detail? It makes more sense to me because it is how he met her and... | I'm probably in the minority in wanting it that way. Why you ask? Because it is the quintessential weekend Ted meets the mother, so his story should be super detailed. If something so life changing happened to you, wouldn't you want to know every little detail? It makes more sense to me because it is how he met her and... | [
"Summary: it's your wedding, you determine who goes and stand your ground.\n\nPost: This is something I'm worried about with less than 8 months to my own wedding. Best advice I got was to stand your ground and tell them specifically that they are not invited but have a nice tone to it. I too have family that love t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,376 |
flukshun | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't get lazy about switching your coils or you'll end up vaping some nasty stuff... | I was seriously about to post a "is it just me or do you pretty much never need to switch out microcoils" post when I decided to switch out the cotton in my KFL.
Good lawd.
I'd switched the cotton out about a week or 2 ago, which is kinda my normal interval. You get some deposits and some blackening toward the cent... | I was seriously about to post a "is it just me or do you pretty much never need to switch out microcoils" post when I decided to switch out the cotton in my KFL.
Good lawd.
I'd switched the cotton out about a week or 2 ago, which is kinda my normal interval. You get some deposits and some blackening toward the cent... | [
"Summary: depends on your manager and how well you really stack up.\n\nPost: this is true to an extent, but if you're happy with the position/organization you're in, your only option is to make a case to your manager regarding why you think it should be higher. if you assume your manager won't fight for you, then y... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,377 |
Ashneaska | Generate the content for a reddit post Quiktrip is the shit. | Oklahoman here. Bring it, bitch!
Just kidding. I grew up in Ontario. Fuck "y'all's" summers. Seriously. I would tell them to go burn in hell, but they are hell. I've lived in the south for five years. Fuck all five of those summers. God damn motherfucking inferno ass piece of shit summers at 120°F. Jesus. But the win... | Oklahoman here. Bring it, bitch!
Just kidding. I grew up in Ontario. Fuck "y'all's" summers. Seriously. I would tell them to go burn in hell, but they are hell. I've lived in the south for five years. Fuck all five of those summers. God damn motherfucking inferno ass piece of shit summers at 120°F. Jesus. But the win... | [
"Summary: Water went CRASH, people's lungs went POP, and the whole Earth was destroyed and none of us are alive right now because Noah died. \n Edit: It would be 180 inches per hour. Not 145 feet per second. I was tired and mis-worded it.\n\nPost: Allow me to get a bit wordy for a moment if you will. I used to be a... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,378 |
wub_wub | Generate the content for a reddit post Shit got real.
UPVOTES TO THE LEFT, KTHXBAI | Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg]
I see what you did there
It's no 2AM Chilli Soap...
Have an upvote.
AND MY AXE!
This kills the axe meme.
Memes, how do they work? [ICP.jpg]
I'll just leave this here [vid]
ಠ_ಠ
Does any one else think that i nailed it and am do... | Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg]
I see what you did there
It's no 2AM Chilli Soap...
Have an upvote.
AND MY AXE!
This kills the axe meme.
Memes, how do they work? [ICP.jpg]
I'll just leave this here [vid]
ಠ_ಠ
Does any one else think that i nailed it and am do... | [
"Summary: Depends on how you configure it, guinicorn itself is safe but the config might be an issue. Using VPS offers you more flexibility when it comes to custom configurations than heroku while not necessarily removing the ease of use so it might worth looking into.\n\nPost: Not dangerous but if not deployed as ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,379 |
goldfishking | Generate the content for a reddit post AAA games will push graphics but tech is good enough that indies can make whatever they can imagine. | Graphics will get better, but the more important point is that consoles and PC's are powerful enough that with enough manpower and creativity you can achieve anything in a game without technical limitations. If you want to create a game that's infinite in size where you can build whatever you want. Or a game where you ... | Graphics will get better, but the more important point is that consoles and PC's are powerful enough that with enough manpower and creativity you can achieve anything in a game without technical limitations. If you want to create a game that's infinite in size where you can build whatever you want. Or a game where you ... | [
"Summary: Xbox one\n\nPost: The xbox one. It seems like it has the best exclusives for me and the kinect in every box seems cool. To me the PS4 just seems like an upgraded PS3. And you know what, i can totally see why people want it. It has better graphics hardware (even if we don't know how important that will be,... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,380 |
donkeyoil1 | Generate the content for a reddit post eat more than it if you want, all that's gonna happen is you'll get fat | Go for it, if that's what you want to do. Only thing that'll change is you'll get fat as fuck. I went over my "TDEE" by around 2k without getting fat, but that's cause the TDEE calcs I used were way underestimating my TDEE (a lot of walking/cycling every day + fairly intense workout). So in this sense I was going over ... | Go for it, if that's what you want to do. Only thing that'll change is you'll get fat as fuck. I went over my "TDEE" by around 2k without getting fat, but that's cause the TDEE calcs I used were way underestimating my TDEE (a lot of walking/cycling every day + fairly intense workout). So in this sense I was going over ... | [
"Summary: it all depends on your goals and what your ideal body type is\n\nPost: People like to overthink things way way way too much. There's a reason so many people are preaching the 500 cal over thing.. because it straight up works. You'll keep relatively lean while putting on muscle, if you go over 500, you MA... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,381 |
zoidberg1339 | Generate the content for a reddit post Nice flag, yo. I like it. | I really like single diagonal bands on flags. And the object kinda reminded me of an anchor, which combined with the SCUBA-like stripe mixed with the blue background makes me think of a nation with a long naval tradition. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but that's what first came to mind. | I really like single diagonal bands on flags. And the object kinda reminded me of an anchor, which combined with the SCUBA-like stripe mixed with the blue background makes me think of a nation with a long naval tradition. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but that's what first came to mind. | [
"Summary: Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. If that's the best example of vitriol you've got, that's a pretty weak case.\n\nPost: Okay, now that I've read the \"vitriolic\" comic in question I have to say that I thought the vitriol is 100% justified in context. Honestly, I think the comic is quite good. \n Let... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,382 |
Kyoti | Generate the content for a reddit post tranny" implies oversexualized fetish porn and dehumanizes transgender people, the dehumanization is what can be compared to the word "nigger". | No historical significance, eh?
> It might appear to be a benign act of adding a "y" on the end to make the term more informal and cutesy (notice a similar transformation when changing "cute" to "cutesy"). From this perspective, why would it matter? No one will tell you "fag" or "faggot" are okay but "faggy" and "fag... | No historical significance, eh?
> It might appear to be a benign act of adding a "y" on the end to make the term more informal and cutesy (notice a similar transformation when changing "cute" to "cutesy"). From this perspective, why would it matter? No one will tell you "fag" or "faggot" are okay but "faggy" and "fag... | [
"Summary: we love everyone, but the point of this sub is giving and if someone feels the giving is unfair they should work to gift more randomly!\n\nPost: I'm assuming you guys were either contacted privately or deleted the post as I can't find it. \n First off, anyone can come or go at any time for whatever reason... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,383 |
YoohooCthulhu | Generate the content for a reddit post Tests are supposed to be a learning experience, not just a query of your rote memorization. You may not have experienced it previously in your education, but you'll see it more and more, so you'll have the opportunity to get used to it. | As someone who's both taken and taught organic chemistry, I have no problem with this. The problem is the preparation of students for the course, where they are set up to treat it as rote memorization, when it's supposed to be pattern/scheme recognition (note the same is true for most advanced level science courses).... | As someone who's both taken and taught organic chemistry, I have no problem with this. The problem is the preparation of students for the course, where they are set up to treat it as rote memorization, when it's supposed to be pattern/scheme recognition (note the same is true for most advanced level science courses).... | [
"Summary: you see cancer patients and cancer survivors now because there are somewhat adequate treatments.\n\nPost: I'm going to comment on the cognitive bias operating here rather than the disease statistics: people SURVIVE cancer now, and so you see survivors and see people being treated for cancer for a substant... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,384 |
GhostOfAebeAmraen | Generate the content for a reddit post too much tinfoil, not enough reading comprehension. | No loss of assets. [(i)]( To accommodate the nullsec groups CCP has decided that loosing all your assets is no longer an option. The new structures will have built in security measures in them that keep your assets safe even if the structure explodes. We don't know in what shape that will be yet and maybe it will be p... | No loss of assets. [(i)]( To accommodate the nullsec groups CCP has decided that loosing all your assets is no longer an option. The new structures will have built in security measures in them that keep your assets safe even if the structure explodes. We don't know in what shape that will be yet and maybe it will be p... | [
"Summary: generally useless.\n\nPost: Corp shares are (almost) completely useless. \n \n Shares can only be gifted, so you gift someone the shares and have to trust them to pay you (or they pay you and have to trust you to gift them). They can't actually be bought or sold. There's no exchange market. \n \n There's ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,385 |
xzcion | Generate the content for a reddit post you're wrong and you should feel bad.
P.s. This is written as a flame but I bear you no malice. The suggestions above are legitimate if you really aren't aware of surface scanners and exploration mechanics. If you are aware and you still think exploration is "warp in, press butt... | It reveals them as "unexplored"... have you even used a dscanner? Flown around a system and revealed the stars and planets? Or are you just dribbling crap about something you've never actually done properly and you're missing half the information on? There are probably YouTube videos of people doing it the right way yo... | It reveals them as "unexplored"... have you even used a dscanner? Flown around a system and revealed the stars and planets? Or are you just dribbling crap about something you've never actually done properly and you're missing half the information on? There are probably YouTube videos of people doing it the right way yo... | [
"Summary: I understand the frustration of the low income from exploring. I'm not sold that increasing the income is a good idea.\n\nPost: More for hand in distance just means you fly to the right distance just like people do with rares now. It doesn't make exploring scale or earn more for casual explorers starting ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,386 |
waynechang92 | Generate the content for a reddit post Shitty IW is shitty | They COULD have made it work online. SC2 has no LAN support - everything is done through battlenet. They have an elaborate workaround where everything is connected to the internet and yadda yadda yadda. No point in really getting into it.
The point is that it was possible for MW3, but not feasible businesswise. CoD s... | They COULD have made it work online. SC2 has no LAN support - everything is done through battlenet. They have an elaborate workaround where everything is connected to the internet and yadda yadda yadda. No point in really getting into it.
The point is that it was possible for MW3, but not feasible businesswise. CoD s... | [
"Summary: photoshop help please? \n edit* This is for my gf's birthday which is coming up later this week. I made an askreddit link asking for help but it hasn't gotten much reply.\n\nPost: I'm trying to make a real life version of Rapidash - I want to put this . I don't really know anyone who does this kind of th... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,387 |
overusesellipses | Generate the content for a reddit post Most students go to school because it's what they're supposed to do, and focus on a good GPA rather than true understanding of the material. | Universities do not teach you how to retain, use or integrate the knowledge they teach you into everyday life. Higher education classes are an exercise in short-term minor specializations that make almost no difference if you forget them by the beginning of the next term, let alone 3 years after graduation. People are ... | Universities do not teach you how to retain, use or integrate the knowledge they teach you into everyday life. Higher education classes are an exercise in short-term minor specializations that make almost no difference if you forget them by the beginning of the next term, let alone 3 years after graduation. People are ... | [
"Summary: Bitch of a teacher sprained her ankle, we stole her crutches.\n\nPost: So if you jump over into the \"Worst Teacher Ever\" thread I posted about my horrible, horrible health teacher. Well she had spent most of the year training for a marathon (or maybe a half-marathon, don't remember) and when she ran it,... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,388 |
Jewbaccafication | Generate the content for a reddit post CHECK OUT THE GAME IN BOLD AT THE TOP.
edited to put in another pro/con bullet & video example of hacking [here] (
skip to 2:40, this is a very basic example of hacking that doesn't demonstrate the intuition required to hack higher ranking targets. | Going to be lazy and x-post an old comment of mine, there's some info about co-op but you can just ignore that.
Nobody has said it yet, so I'll make a post about it because I love it myself. E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy was pretty much everything I wanted in a game. That being said, it is currently only for PC. I have ... | Going to be lazy and x-post an old comment of mine, there's some info about co-op but you can just ignore that.
Nobody has said it yet, so I'll make a post about it because I love it myself. E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy was pretty much everything I wanted in a game. That being said, it is currently only for PC. I have ... | [
"Summary: You're entirely correct and as such when talking about the game I should say something more like \"everything is viable and fun in co-op, only about half of that is viable for solo play\" or something like that. \n Edit: Just re-read your beginning because I skimmed it and saw that you've played the whole... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,389 |
folderol | Generate the content for a reddit post low bar back squats are killing my shoulders and wrists more than my legs and back. What might be the issue? How can I fix it? | I have been doing SS for coming up on 2 months. My squat has been improving steadily but now that I am up at 240lbs I am noticing a lot of pain in my shoulders, specifically my medial deltoid and down the arm below it about half way to my elbow. I think this may be happening because I lack flexibility in my arms.
M... | I have been doing SS for coming up on 2 months. My squat has been improving steadily but now that I am up at 240lbs I am noticing a lot of pain in my shoulders, specifically my medial deltoid and down the arm below it about half way to my elbow. I think this may be happening because I lack flexibility in my arms.
M... | [
"Summary: not everybody has the time to listen to people talking about themselves or to be probed about themselves. One great way to meet people is to ask them to help you with something. Psychology says that they will end up thinking you are pretty cool.\n\nPost: Well maybe you were just lucky to live close to s... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,390 |
wolfmann | Generate the content for a reddit post my country lived, my toe was in two pieces; broke my shin putting on a shoe. | I used to play Earth 2025 (a web game) . Anyway on IRC we had a bot reporting attacks against our alliance, I had an alarm setup so it would play a sound really loud and wake me up.... well one morning at 3AM I got attacked, ran downstairs and on the bottom step my foot slipped and I broke my big toe. I continued to r... | I used to play Earth 2025 (a web game) . Anyway on IRC we had a bot reporting attacks against our alliance, I had an alarm setup so it would play a sound really loud and wake me up.... well one morning at 3AM I got attacked, ran downstairs and on the bottom step my foot slipped and I broke my big toe. I continued to r... | [
"Summary: had dislocating knee caps; surgery to fix it by guy who tried to kill his wife.\n\nPost: I broke my big toe and didn't really know it until it turned black and blue (heard a pop and thought maybe dislocated it).. \n Having said that, it was NOTHING compared to dislocating my knee cap, and having it stay... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,391 |
moparornocar | Generate the content for a reddit post Friend got knocked off his dirt-bike by being shot with a blank. | One of the more dim kids I went to school with came in one day with a cut on his hand. We asked what happened, his story was pretty fool proof so he thought. He said he was riding his dirt-bike in a field and the guy who owned it came out and told him to leave, he said the guy got pissed went inside and got his gun. He... | One of the more dim kids I went to school with came in one day with a cut on his hand. We asked what happened, his story was pretty fool proof so he thought. He said he was riding his dirt-bike in a field and the guy who owned it came out and told him to leave, he said the guy got pissed went inside and got his gun. He... | [
"Summary: Got my taint cut open because of an abscess, Dr hit the artery,sent me home. Had to go back and get stitches. All in one night.\n\nPost: Well fuck I thought mine was bad til I read the top comment. I had an abscess on my taint which got too big and had to be drained. So I go in at 2 in the morning, and th... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,392 |
Undercover_Hitler | Generate the content for a reddit post 60:40? You're nothing special. 80:20? You're the one, but don't expect to take my whole bed all the time. | I love being comfy, and what I define as comfy can vary. This means I have a fuckton of pillows, blankets, comforters, etc on hand, and usually 6 pillows on my bed. If SO is over, she get's 60% of the bed. If I really like her, I will let her take 75+% of the bed. This is rare, and usually spooning is how the night... | I love being comfy, and what I define as comfy can vary. This means I have a fuckton of pillows, blankets, comforters, etc on hand, and usually 6 pillows on my bed. If SO is over, she get's 60% of the bed. If I really like her, I will let her take 75+% of the bed. This is rare, and usually spooning is how the night... | [
"Summary: Hypothetical day of a woman who wakes up as a guy and is surprised at how different the roles are. Just read it.\n\nPost: Just trying to give insight and not generalize or stir anything up, and I wish I had the thread I'm about to reference, but the search engine has failed me several times looking for i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,393 |
BigRedDawg | Generate the content for a reddit post once the max range of a pheonix is reached, let it keep flying in dumbfire mode instead of it disappearing from the face of Auraxis | Right now pheonix a missle magically poof out of existance after it travels 300m. After using it for a while, there have been many times where I have been chasing a wounded retreating sundy only to have it be 2 inches from my pheonix when it passes that 300m mark. My missle poofs and the sundy lives.
It would be aw... | Right now pheonix a missle magically poof out of existance after it travels 300m. After using it for a while, there have been many times where I have been chasing a wounded retreating sundy only to have it be 2 inches from my pheonix when it passes that 300m mark. My missle poofs and the sundy lives.
It would be aw... | [
"Summary: bubbles\n\nPost: Gun control... I know this is a touchy subject right now but... \n Why the fuck would you want to take people's ability to enact their right to defend themselves? 99.5% of the time, guns are used to shoot at paper or little pieces of flying clay. No harm done to anyone. Fun was had, an... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,394 |
rczdesigns | Generate the content for a reddit post fat feet | It takes a bit of practice to burn out with a manual car. Requires you to quickly pop the clutch to get the tires spinning, and then hold the brakes lightly while hitting the gas. Normally the first few attempts results in too much brake applied, stalling the car.
This guy probably had his foot on the clutch and brak... | It takes a bit of practice to burn out with a manual car. Requires you to quickly pop the clutch to get the tires spinning, and then hold the brakes lightly while hitting the gas. Normally the first few attempts results in too much brake applied, stalling the car.
This guy probably had his foot on the clutch and brak... | [
"Summary: Pre - money game play time = 1 hour in months. Post game play time 1 day in four days.\n\nPost: I had about an hour total online play until Christmas day. I heard about the snow update and wanted to check it out. \n About ten minutes into power sliding around, someone puts up a bounty for 600mil. I almost... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,395 |
akaioi | Generate the content for a reddit post Kids are happy. We are happy. We like to think that we are learning compassion and patience at the expense of lifestyle options. | Well, I won't be snappish with you...
Let me suggest a few things:
First, I see where you're going with this. I disagree with that notion of "getting rid of" the child on so many levels it's not funny. But I don't really fancy getting into abortion debates today, so I'll mention that at the time of kiddo's birth ... | Well, I won't be snappish with you...
Let me suggest a few things:
First, I see where you're going with this. I disagree with that notion of "getting rid of" the child on so many levels it's not funny. But I don't really fancy getting into abortion debates today, so I'll mention that at the time of kiddo's birth ... | [
"Summary: from a guy's perspective, making out with guys doesn't prove you're gay, but it's pretty darn suggestive .\n\nPost: Maybe we need to refine the terminology and assumptions. \n If being gay is a genetic thing -- ie, there is a \"gay gene\" -- then guy X can go romping around with other boys all day long... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,396 |
ajwest | Generate the content for a reddit post Who decides how much [of my money] goes where?
Student referenda do. | The fee levies are set by referenda each year. For example, last year CJLO asked for an increase to their fee levy. They went through the process and got it on the ballot for elections. Students voted 'Yes' to increasing the amount of money. [See the question below:](
>Do you agree to apply a fee levy increase of 9 ... | The fee levies are set by referenda each year. For example, last year CJLO asked for an increase to their fee levy. They went through the process and got it on the ballot for elections. Students voted 'Yes' to increasing the amount of money. [See the question below:](
>Do you agree to apply a fee levy increase of 9 ... | [
"Summary: Just regular targeting, no micro-targeting or anything atypical for email marketing campaigns.\n\nPost: I'm one of the main people behind [Canadian Stenographer]( the archive of Canadian political party emails. I research the communications practises of these parties and offer basic analysis, etc. \n You ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,397 |
mini-you | Generate the content for a reddit post You sit in your pod, type in the destination, and the pod will travel along the mono-rails flipping the rail switches as needed. No driving required. | I've had this fantasy that somewhere in a remote location we start a new town that uses a sort of mono-rail system. There can be just as many mono-rail tracks as there are streets today. Like this:
When you want to travel somewhere, you sit in a "car", but instead of being on an asphalt driveway its on your mono-... | I've had this fantasy that somewhere in a remote location we start a new town that uses a sort of mono-rail system. There can be just as many mono-rail tracks as there are streets today. Like this:
When you want to travel somewhere, you sit in a "car", but instead of being on an asphalt driveway its on your mono-... | [
"Summary: Sony knowingly broke my console, pretended I broke it and charged me, then refused to refund unless I could provide proof of purchase.\n\nPost: Sony did something similar with my PS3. I have the original 60 gig version, and when I went to play it I was forced to update. I did, and the next time I tried ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,398 |
temp9876 | Generate the content for a reddit post Talk is what comes next, sort it out, let it go, or move on, but cutting her off won't work. | I understand exactly how you feel. My husband and I used to be unstoppable in the bedroom, but due to a few pregnancy related complications he stopped initiating. I know he did it because he didn't want me to feel pressured when I wasn't able, but now we're well past that phase and he still never expresses any intere... | I understand exactly how you feel. My husband and I used to be unstoppable in the bedroom, but due to a few pregnancy related complications he stopped initiating. I know he did it because he didn't want me to feel pressured when I wasn't able, but now we're well past that phase and he still never expresses any intere... | [
"Summary: BUT I WUV HIM!!!!!!1!!\n\nPost: I have many reasons for getting married young, I was 21 for the wedding but 19 when we got engaged. You may regret asking but a few of those reasons are: \n \n He's my best friend, I love him with all my heart and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. Everything i... | 69 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 3,399 |
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