If electric and hybrid vehicles are a profitable proposition for anyone, then they would be for the USPS due to the duty cycle and typical use patterns of the USPS. \\n This is where I think we disagree; I don't disagree that they would save costs in the long run for the USPS, but I feel like the initial investment might just be too high for an organization that doesn't have the budget to keep itself running for another month unless it continues to make money. As you said, every kind of truck costs money, but it's a matter of having $25,000 in your vehicle-buying-fund, having one vehicle that costs $20,000, another that costs $50,000, and needing a new vehicle right now ; the clear option is to spend the $20,000 to get the truck now (and then buy $5,000 in bulk soap) even if, through the lifetime of the vehicle, it will cost you another $80,000 over its lifetime for a total cost of $100,000 whereas the $50,000 vehicle will only ever run up another $20,000 in maintenance and fuel for a $70,000 lifetime cost. The difference is in the up-front cash. \\n Even if you just look at how normal people buy cars: I bought a car a few years back and put down like $1,000 and pay monthly about $300 or so. As it stands, I'm going to be paying back ~1/4 of the car's value in interest (granted there are ways to mitigate this but you get what I mean), so in the long term I'm losing money on the investment from that regard, but I needed a reliable car, and I can afford $300 a month. I couldn't afford $20,000 up front, but I needed a car to get to the job that would pay for both the car and the rent. So from that perspective, I'm tacking on an added expense but allowing myself to have an income that is infinitely increased from $0.\",\n \"Summary: Taking time to decide what to eat is fine up to the point that you die of starvation.\\n\\nPost: When making a decision, taking long amounts of time to analyse and consider one's options is more beneficial than making a decision that's regretful. \\n To a certain point, and in certain circumstances, yes, it is. In other circumstances, it yields fewer benefits. In still others, it is actually harmful. \\n To illustrate: Choosing a career path is something you should spend a lot of time thinking and researching, as it is a long-term decision and even taking a year of research pales in comparison to the work you'd have to do to revise that decision later. That is a situation where it is better to take your time and research. \\n Deciding where to go out to get lunch is very subjective; you could spend an hour planning and weighing options, but surely there are better things to do with your time than internally debating your choices of what to eat, because really the important thing isn't so much what you eat, but that you do eat because you're hungry. Indeed, if you spend too much time being indecisive about it, you die of starvation. \\n Then there are the times it will get you killed, or injured. If you are in a car, and there is an accident in front of you, you have to make a decision on how to react. You can brake, you can switch lanes, you can go off onto the shoulder. All valid options, depending on your situation, but if you don't decide in the next 5 seconds you are becoming part of that accident \\n Also, I would argue that in the first example, that isn't indecisiveness, that is making the decision of \\\"I don't know yet, I need to do more research.\\\" Indecision is just \\\"I dunno\\\". You're making the choice to learn more about potential choices, not just putting off deciding.\",\n \"Summary: English sucks as a language, says the native English speaker with limited experience with other languages.\\n\\nPost: I think English is quickly becoming the standard international language \\n While I agree with this, it bothers me. English is the most ridiculously atypical language. It's a Germanic language, but only kinda, it uses grammar structures and vocabulary from basically every other language, and even some of the rules they teach native speakers are not remotely true (there are way more words that are E before I than the commonly cited I before E, they just aren't as common); if I were choosing an international language I'd honestly choose something a bit more sensible. Spanish, maybe.\",\n \"Summary: of this, is that I don't really know enough about your culture to really convince you that I'm right, but right is really a subjective thing, down to the individual level. You have to figure out what is right for you, and figure out what you want and need out of life.\\n\\nPost: While I can't say that I absolutely and entirely understand where you're coming from, I can say that I sympathize. I definitely understand wanting to listen to your parents, even more so in a culture where family comes first to the degree that it does in India. However, one of the differences, I think, is that I come from a culture where our parents and grandparents and other relatives have been ridiculously and demonstrably wrong on a lot of things; I personally have an uncle who is ridiculously racist, to the point of believing that any black person in America should be sent back to Africa. It's ridiculous and petty and obviously wrong, but he's technically my elder, right? \\n Now, that's an extreme example, but the overarching point is that the world is a fluid place, and while wisdom is great and keeps us from making the same mistakes, in some cases it doesn't apply. Does your mother's logic about the old ways of arranged marriage make sense on a broad scale in a 21st century world? More importantly, does it make sense for you as a person ? \\n Part of becoming an adult, and part of growing as a person (and I think you realize this, being part of this subreddit) is that you need to throw all of your beliefs up to scrutiny, and really analyze why you believe what you believe, and to ask yourself what you think you know, and how you think you know it. \\n So I think the\",\n \"Summary: the abolishing of Net Neutrality will not end with the better news sources surviving, only the ones with the most funding \\n As a secondary point, I don't give two flying fucks about the news, if they throttle Netflix I'll be pissed.\\n\\nPost: Here is the problem with your theory: It won't be the most legitimate news that makes it through the wire, it'll be the people who pay the most. Let's say you have news companies A, B, and C. A and B are widely recognized as legitimate sources, while C is typically propaganda that appeals to the masses. But C is funded by other entertainment ventures, and so they pay most ISP's \\\"fast lane\\\" fees, whereas A&B don't. Now, before long, people stop going to A&B because we want our content fast, and soon A&B go out of business entirely, leaving us only with C.\",\n \"Summary: not everyone who disagrees with the Democrat worldview is a republican who hates Obama.\\n\\nPost: Are you a republican who just wants to see Obama fail period even if that does mean doing a dis service to America. \\n No, I'm a social anarchist/economic moderate who believes that a government that governs less governs best, excepting when the government is preventing any one group of people from bullying everyone else (something ours is doing less and less effectively anyway). I think all parties have harmful policies and that a government that isn't doing anything is, at current, better than the alternative.\",\n \"Summary: Maybe more will try it, but less will do it out of obligation. And I think that makes all the difference in the world when it comes to sex stuff.\\n\\nPost: Getting any girl to agree to anal is still a challenge, because everyone still believes that anal always hurts. \\n That said, more of what has been spread around is the idea that sex is natural and fun when you're doing it with a consenting partner, ideally one that you love. Women today might have porn to contend with, but I feel like women over the last 20-30 years have become vastly more empowered to say what they will and will not allow to happen with their body, which I think is a net loss in the column of \\\"girls having anal sex because of boyfriend pressure\\\". At the very least, there will be less girls giving out anal sex more than once, just to try it when they don't like it.\",\n \"Summary: is that human nature rarely changes. If the minimum password length is 12 characters, take the most common passwords, and run them through various algorithms that append characters up to a total length of 12. maybe 13 if you're ambitious.\\n\\nPost: It's my understanding that it is AD's policy to use either the Username or SID as the salt for that hash, and I forget what the hash is exactly? That's just bad form, really. \\n It's pretty sad how easy those hashes can be to crack, especially if the passwords aren't up to snuff. \\n But the\",\n \"Summary: I think so but can't verify my sources.\\n\\nPost: As I understand it (and I'm not a lawyer), it is. I could be mistaken, however, as I'm at work and am not going to google things about this subject right now, so I can't verify. \\n If I'm wrong about the current legality, then I think we both agree that it's scummy, and I've heard enough outcry about \\\"lying about wearing a condom is rape!\\\" that it left the impression that it's a crime.\",\n \"Summary: having a character who was likable in the 1st season but not so much in the 4th and on was pretty much the whole point; you should not like him at the point of the show you are on.\\n\\nPost: What you just wrote is entirely the intent of the creators, I believe. He has a fairly weak justification for what he's doing, but it's enough to delude him into thinking he is a righteous person. \\n Without getting too much into spoilers, part of the point of Breaking Bad is watching the transformation; in Season 1, mild-mannered Walter White is putting on the guise of criminal mastermind Heisenberg. By Season 4, criminal mastermind Heisenberg is still maintaining the facade of mild-mannered Walter White just to keep up appearances. \\n But really, the point is that this mild-mannered 50 year old family man is a fallible human, just like us. It reminds us that, in real life, it is the human who starts doing questionable things for good reasons who really becomes the monster. To quote another great work, The Watchmen \\\"It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us.\\\"\",\n \"Summary: I would rather my doctor or EMT use their available mental CPU cycles patching me up than wondering if they should use a different pronoun.\\n\\nPost: Intentionally? Nothing, aside from, well, offense. Unintentionally? In some cases, saved mental processing power. If I were face-down in a ditch bleeding out and someone said \\\"Someone get her a doctor!\\\" (I'm a cismale but I have long hair and I've been called by feminine pronouns many times when approached from behind) or even more broadly, if I need medical attention in any way and someone calls me a \\\"she\\\", I am not going to get up in arms about it after I'm patched up. \\n Further, trying not to offend anyone is a fine goal. The problem is that it's literally impossible to say anything noteworthy without offending someone; so I prioritize my friends and family and the people whose values align with mine when deciding who not to offend. \\n Beyond that, I'm occasionally a comedian. Being a fat guy, I make jokes about being fat. This will probably offend some other fat people, but it's nearly unavoidable when doing comedy.\",\n \"Summary: it depends on the system and intimately knowing computer systems, and thinking specifically about the problem of getting more information out of a system than it should be giving you.\\n\\nPost: This is incredibly varied, as you guessed, and really hard to explain if you don't know a bit about programming; The basis of hacking is throwing input at a program and examining the output. So, let's say that I have a website that has 2 forms, where you input 2 numbers, and it adds them together. So if I set form 1 to \\\"2\\\" and form 2 to \\\"2\\\", and hit the button, I should receive 4. \\n Now, what happens if I set form 1 to \\\"spoon\\\" and form 2 to \\\"duck\\\"? What happens can hint at the underlying code behind the website. By seeing what error messages get thrown (or, importantly, don't get thrown), and by doing research, an attacker can determine what sorts of things are running on your system. Knowing that, they can create a test environment to see what exploits your system is potentially vulnerable to. \\n The process for finding exploits in operating systems is similar, you just throw input at the operating system, and try to induce a failure. When you find an interesting way that this can happen, you determine how you can craft an input that will leverage that. \\n So, let's take a really basic exploit that everyone knows about: SQL Injection. SQL Injection, on a high level, works by having a webpage that is connecting to a back-end database. What happens is that the attacker crafts an input based on what they think the SQL query in the code looks like that should give them more information about the system. I'm not going to go into detail about the attack, but if you know about SQL and then think to yourself \\\"What kind of query would I have to make to get everything in a table? Or in a schema?\\\" then you are thinking the right way.\",\n \"Summary: Americans aren't happy with it either, but there have been literally no other options for us, apart from homelessness.\\n\\nPost: The age of majority in the US is 18, for everything except for drinking. At age 18 you are legally an adult, can sign contracts, hold a full time job, own property without parental consent, have sex with whatever other consenting adults you want; it is the age of adulthood. \\n However, the current economic and social climate results in a lot of stay-at-home twenty-somethings, due to crippling student loan debt and a faltering economy. Most of the twenty-somethings who live at home absolutely hate it, and their parents aren't thrilled, but what other choice do they have? I graduated from college in 2009, and couldn't even get a McDonalds job. No, seriously, there was a job fair where they announced 100,000 jobs, and they got 1 million entries. Also, McDonalds pays minimum wage, which I believe at the time was $5.75 per hour. With the going rate for a studio apartment in this area being $800 per month (no utilities included) if you could get 40 hours a week every week at that job (doubtful, most McDonalds don't hire full-time workers, they keep you at a 35 hour \\\"part time\\\" schedule. Just enough so that getting another job is impractical or impossible), then you would just barely have enough for utilities, and maybe enough to buy yourself some Ramen.\",\n \"Summary: The lesson isn't just in physics/chemistry, the lesson is in how to be proficient in studying things that are hard/unfamiliar, and to give you a broad understanding in general\\n\\nPost: Let me let you in on something: The lesson you take away from learning hard subjects that are out of your comfort zones isn't how to do the subjects: it is that sometimes in life you will have to learn hard things that are outside your comfort zone. \\n Let's say that you are an author. And you want to write a novel that goes into space. Well, you're going to have to research at least a little bit about the physics of space travel, or at the very least the ways space travel is portrayed in media, which tends to require a basic understanding of physics. \\n And honestly that is the most direct example. You might get a new job where one of your responsibilities is to talk with clients on the phone, but you never developed good phone skills. You might end up having to crunch a lot of numbers for a business account or any number of things. When I was 16 I never thought I'd have a job that involved calling customers up and talking them through rudimentary technical problems with some software that I hadn't heard of 2 months prior, yet here I am 11 years later...\",\n \"Summary: version, I think, is that it is for when I want 8 ounces of liquid, want to have a bit of a buzz, but don't want to get shiftfaced drunk.\\n\\nPost: You're assuming that intoxication is the sole goal of drinking alcoholic beverages. If that were the case, we would have discarded of everything that was less APV than Bacardi 151, or Everclear in the most \\\"optimizing\\\" world; but people drink alcoholic drinks for a lot of reasons. I like rum and coke, but can't drink straight-up rum because that tastes nasty. I also don't drink coke on its own; it's too thick and syrupy. But mix the two together and somehow they make a good drink. \\n Taste is the biggest reason, I imagine, for most people. There's just too much of a wide variety of what tastes good to different people. \\n Another reason is that some people have different tolerances, and drinking something slower is less likely to get you completely shitfaced than just downing shots. \\n The overall\",\n \"Summary: are we defining \\\"music-literate\\\" differently?)\\n\\nPost: All generalizations are false. \\n As expanded on below, you can find good in every genre if you look; pop is an easy target because it is, by its definition, very formulaic, designed specifically for mass appeal, and very simple. That tends to get boring. To address something though: \\n >I don't think someone who thinks there is less innovation in pop music than in other genres should be considered music-literate. \\n I think we're using \\\"music-literate\\\" completely differently; I'm using it to mean a general understanding of music theory and its uses, and yes there are varying degrees of that. It seems to me like you're using it to mean a general knowledge of what music exists. Am I about right about your definition? Because if so, I don't think that you need to know about experimental pop (or any given genre) to be considered music-literate. I'd say that experimental pop is even harder, since pop is literally the most popular genre, and a lot of what the average person is exposed to passively isn't the experimental stuff. Unless someone actively enjoys pop music, they won't find the experimental stuff, because you have to seek it, and most people don't seek it. I, for instance, know more about the sub-genres of rock and metal because that's the music I personally prefer (we'll just ignore the Katy Perry and Ke$ha on my playlist for the time being), and I can speak moderately-intelligently about rap from having an appreciation for that genre in general, despite not really searching much independently for new and different stuff in it. That is completely independent from my ability to describe a I–V–vi–IV chord progression. \\n (\",\n \"Summary: portraying any depth of a character without having the use of your limbs is about as hard as having to do any other physical task that you would usually use your limbs for without your limbs.\\n\\nPost: but becuase of the \\\"requirements\\\" of the role itself (or maybe lack thereof?), I don't believe we should be giving him a nomination when there were so many other roles this year that \\\"required\\\" more from the actor. \\n As a (bad) actor, I vehemently disagree with this requiring less from the actor. What is the stereotypical bad acting trope, other than vocalizing \\\"I am ANGRY ABOUT THIS!\\\"? What I'm saying is that this truly showcased how good of an actor he could be, since he was able to convey emotions without using most of the tools actors use to do so; I convey feelings/emotions/various things with my body language, the tone of my voice, and my facial expression. \\n Knowing about Stephen Hawking but not having seen the film, I know that 2.5/3 of those are completely unusable for this actor. He was apparently still able to convey emotion with the bits of his face he was allowed to use in that role.\",\n \"Summary: We can use science to acquire true information, and written language to pass that knowledge nearly-perfectly from generation to generation. That is a trait unique to humans.\\n\\nPost: We can leverage the power of scientific reasoning and problem solving, combined with written history and instructing our young in past problems solved. Someone below mentioned beavers constructing dams. So, they put sticks in a river to build a dam; a cozy habitat for themselves. Humans, meanwhile, pull ore out of rocks and then melt it and shape it to make giant metal tanks in which to store oxygen and hydrogen, which are made by taking millions of gallons of water and going through electrolysis to separate the hydrogen and the oxygen (which uses electricity we get from digging up ancient remains of plants and animals who died millions of years ago and lighting it on fire), then taking all that hydrogen and oxygen and lighting it on fire and somehow using this process to put people and things into space and onto the moon.\",\n \"Summary: Aerodynamics is complicated, that is why there are entire college degree programs dedicated to it.\\n\\nPost: What /u/glendon24 said is basically correct; it has to do with drag coefficients and really complicated mathematics that are dependent on an airplane's aerodynamic properties, but the short of it is that air gets exponentially thinner the higher you are in the atmosphere. \\n It's easy for most of us to forget that air is a fluid, but it behaves similarly to water, in that it will mold itself around a solid object passing through it, but also give some resistance. To us, it is so negligible because air molecules move so fast relative to us (each molecule might vibrate at something like 3,000 m/s) that we go through it without feeling the resistance. But if you go really fast, you feel it pushing back against you (the \\\"wind in your hair\\\" when you go 60 with the windows down), and this is the drag force. This causes losses in fuel efficiency and thrust force, since you have to overcome it, and it increases the faster you go for any given object. \\n That said, the lift on a plane is caused by shaping that airflow with the wings to push down, creating a lift force, so the cruising altitude of a plane is a function of how fast the engines can push its mass forward when at full thrust combined with how much air it can push down at that speed to maintain lift and how high it can manage to go while still providing that lift.\",\n \"Summary: I did both because getting a D&D group to meet every day after school was impossible.\\n\\nPost: But even back then there was a difference between tabletop gaming and arcade gaming and computer gaming. If you were into D&D wouldn't you be able to relate more to Tolkien fans than to people that played Pac-Man every week? \\n The interests aren't mutually exclusive. I honestly had less in common with the Tolkien fans because I couldn't stand to read his books and that's still outright heresy in those circles. \\n My teenage years were spent with Goldeneye 007 and Perfect Dark and Final Fantasy and (later) Fable. Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were fairly common (but not as ubiquitous as games are now) but even then being the sort who played 4-5 hours per day alienated you from the ones who did sports and whatnot with that time and only got in an hour or two a week.\",\n \"Summary: the government shouldn't be able to dictate who can and cannot visit me in the hospital, have inheritance rights, etc.\\n\\nPost: I think you're on the right track but missing the bigger picture: marriage grants certain rights to people because they are now considered to be a part of each other's families. The problem isn't marriage, per se, it is that the government doesn't give us the legal rights to choose who our family is. \\n A personal example: I grew up in a shitty household growing up, to the point that I was all but adopted by my best friend's mom and step-dad. I still routinely eat dinner there, and if I get a new romantic partner it is their approval I look for, not anyone I'm related to by blood. So, why should they have no legal rights to visit me in the hospital, should I fall ill, while my dad could but won't?\",\n \"Summary: version: We should keep them separate for the same reasons that men's and women's sports are kept separate.\\n\\nPost: Acting is gender-biased in a world where both men and women are acting. Roles for men and women are written differently, subject to different sorts of criticisms, and overall use different archetypes; beyond that, men and women are, like it or not, different enough that these things are worth breaking out. For one, I can say from working in my field that women are generally considered more charismatic. \\n In Information Security, if you're doing red team work and have any social engineering to do, one of the best assets to your team is a woman, because they have methods of persuasion that are simply closed off to men, and I don't just mean sex and flirting (though that does work); acting sad tends to be more effective for them as well, as does pretty much any show of vulnerability, due to the way culture currently is. I'm not saying anything about whether that is right or not, just saying that that's how it is. \\n Given that, I feel like women would actually be at an advantage if we put the two together, and I want to be the first to say that I'm perfectly okay with women being better than men at acting innately, but... don't we split up sports based on gender because all other factors being equal, men tend to do better at sports and we don't want the men to overshadow/dominate the women? (Again, just to clarify, not all men are better than all women at sports. Laila Ali would kick my chubby ass in a heartbeat, and good for her because she's worked at it while I ate pizza and learned how computers worked). \\n So, the\",\n \"Summary: nerds know how to transfer gaming skills.\\n\\nPost: Arguing on CMV is equally a waste of time. \\n Everyone does something that wastes time, whether it is movies, games, or something else. \\n Games, however, are often teaching you something whether you know it or not. \\n Take a game like Kerbal Space Program; you start out just going \\\"Oh cool, a space game\\\" and \\\"HAHA I can explode the little green men\\\" and then before you know it you're using words like prograde and retrograde and transfer window and calculating your delta-V and then you realize that you are actually learning goddamn rocket science for a silly little video game. And make no bones about it: We need people who are interested in learning goddamn rocket science, as a society. \\n Here is another good list and work to efficiently spend and save; and I learned those skills playing World of Warcraft and just applied them on a different scale. \\n High level World of Warcraft is, at it's core \\\"skill X has a cooldown of N, while the boss will be in phase Y for time M, so to maximize I want to wait until time Q to pop the skill so that I get another use when the phase hits again\\\" for instance; it gets more complex and I don't want to type it all out, but in the real world it comes out to \\\"I am making $1000 per week at my job, rent is $500 per month so if I account for that I'm actually making $975 per week now; phone bill is 100 per month and utilities are 100 so that's $925 per week now;\\\" etc etc, as an example. And this is the reason, as I understand it, people keep checkbooks and the like. I rarely do. At any given moment I know, within a margin of error of maybe $20 how much money I have. I check the statements I get just to make sure I didn't forget anything, and to reset my baseline every now and then; just like every now and then on WoW I'd glance at my mana bar and cooldowns, so that I knew when I could use them/when I'd run out of mana.\",\n \"Summary: you absolutely CANNOT put an upper limit on the amount of money someone can earn when there is a theoretically infinite amount of money a person could need to replace the necessities of modern life such as clothes, parts of a house, or food\\n\\nPost: So you're saying that millions of people in the third world should have died rather than Bill Gates or Warren Buffet spending billions of dollars to mass produce and develop malaria vaccines and dump tons of money into AIDS research? Or maybe even that the research scientists doing that shouldn't get paid after a certain threshold, even if that research gets funded by other people? How are they going to force those people to keep doing their work? \\n I am probably going to, over my lifetime, earn more than $10 million. I say this because I am probably going to be working until I'm 80 years old at least, given the way medical science goes, and most of that money is going to go towards feeding me, clothing me, and housing me.\",\n \"Summary: sometimes the reason for annoyed/shitty customer service is a history of shitty customers.\\n\\nPost: It isn't you, it's the job. Have you ever seen the IT worker's queue? There are usually, for any given worker, 10-20 issues that are all \\\"totally high priority\\\"; half the time if we can't solve the issue on the first call and need to do some research (because something we saw during the troubleshooting wasn't in the ticket and it wasn't something we were prepared to deal with), the users will escalate to our managers. I can't stress just how irritating and stressful it is to have to explain half of your work process to your manager, even if I understand why it happens. \\n Oftentimes IT is understaffed; until I left, my last position, we had an organization of 200 people worldwide, and an IT staff of 4. We also had to cover nights and weekends, between the 4 of us. Hours we didn't get to clock. And if the server room blew up because of a storm or something? Yeah, hours we have to spend up all night, fixing the servers. Unpaid. Because, you know, salaried workers get big glaring exceptions in the system when they clock in at 2 AM, and are still expected to be in at 9 the next morning, regardless of how long it took, or how much sleep we got in... \\n Finally, the pay. It is usually pretty bad (remember, we're just a moneysink, so asking for a raise is totally unjustifiable) and doesn't really compensate all of the extra hours that are expected of you. My last job I was working probably 50+ hours a week on the regular. My salary was 30k/year. I was technically \\\"junior level\\\" and things I regularly got in trouble for were things like not knowing how to set flags in LDAP and not knowing proper syntax for firewall; IE things that weren't in my job description that should have been just bonus things I could have done to help the sysadmin in addition to my job.\",\n \"Summary: If your invisible sky fairy says that only men and women can get married, it's your choice to listen to that, but this is America so you can't force me to listen to your invisible sky fairy. \\n EDIT: The \\\"you\\\" here is a rhetorical \\\"you\\\", OP may very well not want a traditional marriage, but that was the easiest way to phrase this argument.\\n\\nPost: If you want that, there's nothing stopping you from getting it. Your marriage can be heterosexual, exclusive, religious, and mean a house with a white picket fence and 2.5 kids. I'm fine with that. \\n What I'm not fine with, is you telling me that that's the only way I'm allowed to have love or financial success, that that's the only way I can do it. As a moderately polyamorous (but straight) male, I'm happy that we're moving away from seeing \\\"wife + house + kids = success\\\" as the formula, as it allows me to freely explore my humanity on my own terms, and make my way through life.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":34,"string":"34"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":4797,"string":"4,797"}}},{"rowIdx":4798,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"mkglass"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post Talk to the father and show him how to be respectful. They are not good Christians. \n One last, VERY important note: Talk to your wife. She needs to be in the loop, and you need to approach her family as a team. She doesn't need to be there when you talk to her father, but she should know that you are going to talk to him, and what you are going to say. \n Good luck to you, buddy."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Time for a man to man talk with the father. Here's what I recommend you say to him: \n \"I apologize if I am not understanding, but why is it that you want me to say the prayer? You know that I do not believe in God, and that is my own personal belief. I certainly respect your right to your beliefs. Do you not respect mine? I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out why you ask me to do this. Perhaps you think that by reciting prayer I will suddenly come to believe in God? That's not going to happen. Maybe you're just trying to include me in your ritual to make me feel like I am part of the family. I doubt that, considering how you treat me at other times. Then I think maybe you are attempting to make me feel uncomfortable, and call attention to me much like you would a monkey at the zoo. I certainly hope that isn't the case, either, because if I'm not mistaken, God teaches tolerance and respect. \n \"My understanding of the prayer at meal time is that you are thanking God for the bounty he has brought before you. You are acknowledging through your faith that you should be humble and thankful for His gifts. However, you have selected to use this time to mock me and make me feel uncomfortable. This does not seem to be in accordance with your God's wishes. \n \"If you truly wish me to say the prayer, and you are not mocking me, then I will be happy to participate in your family's tradition--as long as you understand that I don't really believe the words myself. I will respect you, if you will respect me.\" \n \n Standing up to your wife's father is very daunting, I know. Yet, if he is a fairly decent guy, he will come to respect you for being mature about the issue, and will hopefully come around. They have lapsed in their faith, and are not taking their Christian vows very seriously. They need a reminder, or at the very least, an eye-opener that shows them that in their faith's eyes, they are no better than you if they are going to mock a fellow human being. You might even remind them of the Good Samaritan. \n For now... they are NOT good Christians. \n If you don't feel comfortable talking to him, at the very least, write them a letter. But at some point, you'll have to talk. The worst that could happen is that they kick you out of the house."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Time for a man to man talk with the father. Here's what I recommend you say to him: \n \"I apologize if I am not understanding, but why is it that you want me to say the prayer? You know that I do not believe in God, and that is my own personal belief. I certainly respect your right to your beliefs. Do you not respect mine? I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out why you ask me to do this. Perhaps you think that by reciting prayer I will suddenly come to believe in God? That's not going to happen. Maybe you're just trying to include me in your ritual to make me feel like I am part of the family. I doubt that, considering how you treat me at other times. Then I think maybe you are attempting to make me feel uncomfortable, and call attention to me much like you would a monkey at the zoo. I certainly hope that isn't the case, either, because if I'm not mistaken, God teaches tolerance and respect. \n \"My understanding of the prayer at meal time is that you are thanking God for the bounty he has brought before you. You are acknowledging through your faith that you should be humble and thankful for His gifts. However, you have selected to use this time to mock me and make me feel uncomfortable. This does not seem to be in accordance with your God's wishes. \n \"If you truly wish me to say the prayer, and you are not mocking me, then I will be happy to participate in your family's tradition--as long as you understand that I don't really believe the words myself. I will respect you, if you will respect me.\" \n \n Standing up to your wife's father is very daunting, I know. Yet, if he is a fairly decent guy, he will come to respect you for being mature about the issue, and will hopefully come around. They have lapsed in their faith, and are not taking their Christian vows very seriously. They need a reminder, or at the very least, an eye-opener that shows them that in their faith's eyes, they are no better than you if they are going to mock a fellow human being. You might even remind them of the Good Samaritan. \n For now... they are NOT good Christians. \n If you don't feel comfortable talking to him, at the very least, write them a letter. But at some point, you'll have to talk. The worst that could happen is that they kick you out of the house."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: I feel your pain, try to feel better about yourself first, talk it out outside the bedroom. And read my [relationship advice]( if you like.\n\nPost: Wow... lots of commentary. Not sure if you are able to read through it all, but I'll offer my two cents just in case. \n First off, my heart breaks for you... feeling rejected in your relationship is never easy to deal with. \n This viewpoint may be difficult to take, and may get downvoted, but I really feel that it needs to be said. I think you should start focusing on yourself. Quite often in relationships, your partner sees you the way you see yourself. If you think you are unattractive, then your partner might start seeing you that way as well. \n Try to do some self-affirmation. You ARE a very sexy woman, and very desirable. Dress in sexy clothing, and revel in any of the looks you get. Be flirtatious, but not so much that you disrespect your husband, of course. If you feel overweight, then work out a little and get toned. At least get the heart pumping, and FEEL better about your body. \n The point of all of this is not so much to get a better body that he'll be more attracted to. Rather, do whatever you need to do to feel better about yourself, and hopefully your husband will begin to take notice. If and when he does, be playful with him. Shoo him away when he gets frisky. Flirt with him. Tell him HE is sexy, give him a kiss on the neck, and then walk away. \n All of this may or may not help increase his libido... but it's a step in the right direction. I agree with those who say that the conversations you have should not take place in the bedroom. That is your sanctuary, the altar of your love. Sit on the couch, turn off the TV, and really talk to each other. Be respectful when you do talk -- don't accuse. Don't say \"you.\" Say \"I.\" \"I feel rejected when you...\" not \"You always reject me when...\" \n I have [written a little about relationship dynamics]( if you care to read... I hope it can help you in some small way. \n Good Luck to you and your husband.","Summary: Legos\" is used widely enough to be accepted by our malleable language structure. English rules are very frequently broken and restructured.\n\nPost: While I might agree with you in reference to a fairly strict adherence to English language construction, I must ultimately disagree. LEGO is a brand, and is most definitely not a noun. It's more correct to call it an adjective. They are LEGO bricks, or parts. Specific collections of bricks are called LEGO sets. \n But this is the English language, which is fluid and changing all of the time. We mold it to our usage as we see fit, and if enough people use the changes, it becomes part of our lexicon. If you don't believe me, text your friends about the usage of \"text\" as a verb, and how awesome your Nikes are. \n LEGO put a notice on their website a while back (which I believe is no longer there -- I leave it to the reader to verify) stating: \n > Please always refer to our products as “LEGO bricks or toys” and not “LEGOS.” By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud, and that stands for quality the world over \n Many of you may look at this as the deciding factor in this argument. If you are writing a book on LEGO, or an article in a magazine, I would agree with you. However, this is a company trying to protect its brand. They have no jurisdiction over the use of the English language in everyday conversation. \n \"Legos\" is used widely enough to be accepted by most people. And because the entire purpose of language is to use words to convey a thought, as long as you picture LEGO^® Bricks in your head when I say \"Legos,\" mission accomplished. \n Besides... are you going to tell THAT kid the proper usage of the term LEGO? \n Source: I'm a writer, plus Google.","Summary: Take it slow, and pay attention to her cues.\n\nPost: The type of vibrator is a very personal choice... get her input. \n As for technique... watch her use it on herself, and pay attention to what she does and how she reacts. When you use it on her, though, it will be different for her, because she won't be controlling it. The sensations will most likely be more intense. \n The key is to go slow, and tease. Watch how she reacts... her sighs, her moans, gasps, and writhing movements. Learn how she reacts when it's too intense -- you can do those things, but for very short moments when you're mixing things up.","Summary: d; I don't care. Just pay attention, please.\n\nPost: Seriously... are people who do this stupid? Or do they just not pay attention to the people serving them? \n Think about these situations... you aren't paying attention to them. You're caught up in your own situation, thinking about that movie you're about to watch, or impressing the girl on your arm. You have no idea what the person said to you, so you just blurt out \"you too\" because your instinct is to assume that they said something nice to you. \n This is all about self-centeredness, and the funny thing is, that cashier/server hears this all of the time, and forgot about you 2 seconds after you walked away. \n The Smartphone Generation needs to pull their heads out of their asses and start paying attention to the world around them. When you are being served by another human being, try looking them in the eye and actually listen to what they are saying to you. You don't say \"you too\" to your friend or Mom, do you? Then you shouldn't be saying it to them either. \n I know this will get downvoted or","Summary: Yes, compatibility matters in a romantic relationship, but that's only a question that the members of that relationship can answer.\n\nPost: I totally agree... to a point. As I stated at the beginning of my post, my philosophy extends to all relationships. Some more limited relationships (family members, bosses & coworkers, etc) don't really require compatibility to work. With a proper balance of respect and honesty, you can usually get past most compatibility issues. \n To address the question of compatibility in romantic relationships, however, I believe that compatibility is almost as complicated to define as love. And with a lot of respect, honesty, and proper communication, most compatibility issues can be overlooked or resolved. Plus, I truly believe that part of the \"love\" equation involves compatibility. I would contend that if you are incompatible enough, you would never fall in love in the first place. \n That said... how do you define compatibility? I could probably write a complete post on just that, and I'm sure the discussion thereafter would be extensive. Here's my take (and I will try to make it short, but no promises!): \n I don't know if you are familiar with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, or MBTI. It's an assessment tool designed to discover your personality type, based on a series of questions. I won't go into details; if you are interested [then read about it (and take the test!) here]( \n When I discuss compatibility with people, I lean toward this test, and what it says about you: Are you introverted or extroverted? Sensing or intuitive? Thinking or Feeling? Judging or Perceiving? The question of compatibility between two people is fairly subjective, however. Some may believe that two introverts do well together, whereas others might believe that an introvert and an extrovert might bring out other qualities. A feeling person might do well with a thinker. Or perhaps two thinkers do well together because they both love to debate (mixed with respect, this can be a good relationship dynamic). \n This, however, only attempts to simplify the compatibility equation and assign labels. I believe it's just too complicated. The bottom line is whether two individuals feel that they have good chemistry together, and do their hopes and dreams, likes and dislikes, and their passions and peeves blend well together? Every couple is different, and it's only for them to decide.","Summary: Lying's bad, m'kay? Don't push your own beliefs on others. It won't work.\n\nPost: You are assuming that I meant that he should lie to her. I absolutely oppose lying, as you can [read here]( Because it sounds like they are already talking, I didn't think that needed to be said. \n What I propose is that he talk to his wife about how he feels about it, as he has done. He can allow his children to be baptized, because if his children grow up to choose atheism over God, then it amounts to nothing more than getting their hair wet. If they choose a path that includes God, then they are \"covered\" by their baptism. Either way, the baptism does no harm. \n As for his own promises... perhaps he should talk to the priest about this first, and explain to him that while he does not believe in God, and has no intention to be a part of the Catholic faith, he respects his wife's wishes to allow the child to be baptized. No church is going to turn away a child from baptism just because one of the parents is not of their faith. Do you think mixed-faith families (Jewish/Catholic, for example) are turned away? Of course not! \n Ultimately, baptism is not about the family, but about the original sin of the baby. I don't know what the priest will decide is best -- perhaps only the mother holding the baby as it's being baptized, maybe both parents. That's up to the priest and the family, not us. The key here is that all parties involved communicate and come to a decision about the matter. OP should not have to make any promises he can't keep, or won't keep. He is not the one being baptized. \n Hopefully, this compromising couple will raise their children with knowledge, and love, and will allow them to make their own choices about what they believe. There is no harm in teaching them about God now -- it's no different than telling them about Santa. When they get older and can begin to reason, they can make up their minds about what they believe. They can be invited to attend church, and if they decide it's not for them, that's ok. Ultimately, at what age that should occur is up to the parents. \n OP, I don't think you should push anything on your wife. All that is required is to present your own personal viewpoints, and she can decide on her own. If you push, then she will assume that you are going to be just as pushy with your kids (and I hope you are not). \n Every individual has the right to form their own opinion. Present the facts and evidence, explain that this is why you believe in evolution, and not in God, and let it go at that. Communicate with your wife (read the link I provided), be honest, and respect her. It's not easy raising kids in a split-faith home, but it's been done many times before.","Summary: Too soon.\n\nPost: There is a difference between constant depressing thoughts, and taking issue with a \"funny\" meme about ISIS in the news when everyone knows that the latest thing they did was behead an innocent person. I understand where you're coming from, but the very mention of \"ISIS\" conjures up this horrific image, so in contrast to your comment about Archer, it just comes off as a cold, calloused thing to say.","Summary: Fuck off. I know what I'm about, son.\n\nPost: You are SO right... who needs precision and correct analysis when dealing with computers? I mean, just the other day my program kept crashing, and I couldn't believe it didn't know that I meant to put that semicolon in there... I mean, I was all like \"dude, C#, you knew what I meant, right? Stop being a...\" what was it? Oh yeah... \"stuck up prick!\" \n This guy is learning about computer systems, so he should learn to be precise. No, not precise. Exact.","Summary: Shut up, there're Boobies!!!1\n\nPost: Welcome to (the majority of) reddit. \n It's easy to blame the hivemind, and say that all of reddit is like this. But, unfortunately, it's the crassest ones who seem to have the loudest voice. \n Much like all the teenage girls who dominate American Idol voting. You can't fight it. Only comment on it and drown in the sea of ignorance. <sigh>","Summary: just because you can, doesn't mean you should. If he really is your friend, you should defend his mom's honor, no matter how much of an attention-whore she is.\n\nPost: You should not be posting this, if this is actually her. I'm guessing you don't have her permission. And you certainly shouldn't be posting an album. \n Shame on you. \n Edit : for those of you who disagree, I'm not saying she has a right to not have her photos shared. I'm saying that just because they are available on facebook, does not mean OP should forward them on to reddit as a macro (making them more \"permanent\" on the internet). It's disrespectful, regardless of their original availability. \n Of course, you redditeens are in the same camp as those who think rape victims are to blame when they wear sexy clothes. I suppose I'm pissing into the wind here.","Summary: I'm rubber and you're glue... ;)\n\nPost: I [responded to your comment]( I'm not too sure why your comment here is so condescending, however. \n While pool is a game of precision, it's also very different for each person. Everyone has their own way to play the game, which of course makes teaching it (and more so, writing about it) very tricky. No matter what you say, someone will disagree. \n For example, many people swear by the \"bottle method\" of learning to control your stroke. I personally do not believe in it myself, as I believe it teaches players to develop a piston stroke (resulting in dropping their elbow on the stroke). \n I have a friend who is a fantastic player, and is about to begin touring the country to play in the pro circuit. He is also an instructor, and swears by the bottle method. Although I wholeheartedly disagree with it, I would never presume to say he \"shouldn't teach about a style of stroke he clearly is not familiar with.\" And I know him much better than you know me. \n I have been teaching for a very long time. I pride myself on figuring out what each student needs and how they learn best, and customizing their lessons accordingly. Some students are receptive to the mirror method of banking, or ghost-ball aiming methods. Others prefer geometry calculations for their banks, and edge-to-edge for aim. \n Writing is more difficult. You have to distill it down to the most common denominator. While you, /u/malders, may have a method of second-ball breaking that works for you, that doesn't mean it's best for most players. I have played this game long enough; I have worked with enough students, and spoken with enough instructors (including some of the very best, like Bob Jewett) to know what I am talking about. \n You certainly don't have to agree with me, of course. I do appreciate you taking the time to respond.","Summary: Some people should not be allowed to breed.\n\nPost: I had a female friend who was in dire straits. She had 3 children (1, 3, and 5) and had nowhere to go after being evicted from her place (should have been my first red flag). I told her she could stay a night or two until she found another place to go. She was there 3 months. \n I told her no guests were allowed; I trusted her, but I didn't know her friends. So, of course, she regularly invited friends to visit, drink, make messes, and leave. \n One day, her boyfriend came over to \"watch the kids.\" I got home to see him passed out on the couch, all of my DVD's open and on the floor, and baby powder scattered EVERYWHERE. Mixed in with the baby powder was chocolate syrup. Everywhere. \n The baby was naked, and the dirty diaper was laying on the floor. I headed upstairs, and discovered a trail of shit from the top step to the bottom where the baby had scooted down them (presumably diaper-less). My next thought after \"WTF????\" was \"Holy shit, the 1-year-old was upstairs while this asshole was sleeping!\" I was lucky I didn't come home to a dead baby at the bottom of my stairs! \n I woke the fuckhead up, and said something like \"Dude. What. The. Fuck.\" His response? \"Oh, yeah, I didn't have another diaper to put on her.\" \n ... um... what? That's all you have to say? \n When she arrived from work later, I was ready for the shit-storm that would inevitably ensue when she discovered how he endangered her children. \n Nope. \n She laughed, said \"kids, huh?\", and proceeded to watch TV. \n She never cleaned up the mess. She was gone the next day, and it took me 3 days to get everything cleaned up. I can still smell the mess to this day. And I live 2000 miles away now. \n We are no longer friends. \n And in case you're wondering why I'm such a pushover... I did it for the kids.","Summary: The parents are certainly not ok with it, and they are also taking care of my grandmother. She needs to carry her own weight.\n\nPost: My aunt and uncle raised me, and she is more like a sister than a cousin. I am very close with them for that reason. While they do love having their grandchild around all of the time, she is a financial burden on them, and they simply cannot afford it. \n Her living there is not the problem. Living there, eating their food, and paying no rent is the problem. I know the situation, you do not. I know how they feel about it, but they won't confront her about it. And although I care a great deal, I won't get in the middle of it for fear of creating a huge rift in the family. \n But that doesn't mean I don't have my own feelings about the situation. Who are you to judge? All you know about it is what you got from a single image and a title. What the fuck is wrong with you?","Summary: Bottom line: Just be careful. And [be honest](\n\nPost: Just be careful. Sounds like an awesome time, but I don't think you want to get into an area where you need a \"trump card.\" The most important thing here is trust, and you can't have that trust if you're holding on to something that you can use as leverage later. Considering the fact that you are guiding all of this in the first place, and even asking us for ideas and help, having a \"wasn't my idea\" trump card comes off as being sneaky and manipulative. \n This will be MUCH more rewarding if you are completely honest with your wife and do not hold anything back. I'd even suggest telling her that you asked Reddit for help -- she might really get off on the idea that other strangers know something about her sex life (even though we don't know her personally).","Summary: Don't feel bad, bro. Not your fault.\n\nPost: Why? If you didn't truly believe in God, and he cried because you told him that, that's on him. And the point I was trying to make is that you get the same reaction from many kids when they are first told that Santa doesn't exist. \n I don't believe in God. I don't shove that \"belief\" down other throats, and to be honest, it's something I have struggled with for many, many years. Maybe I didn't cry outwardly, but I felt the same inside as that kid did at that moment. You are not to blame for that feeling. His own beliefs and insecurities are what made him react like that. And whatever his belief system evolved into later in life is because of his own internal doubts and reconciliation. You are not a part of that equation.","Summary: The supernatural nature of the Force = Christianity. Midi-Chlorians = scientific explanation => atheism. \n P.S. If you downvote, you hate Star Wars. You don't hate Star Wars, do you?\n\nPost: So... most of you reading this are atheists. And you're geeks (duh, you're on reddit). So... you've seen Star Wars, right? To the one person who has not seen Star Wars: Get out. Now. \n Ok, now that it's just us Star Wars fans... \n Yeah, so we get the whole \"Jedi\" = religion crap. This is not a discussion of that, because I know that most atheists who care enough about atheism and religion to post in this sub have read more of the bible than most Christians, and have had many discussions with others about the parallels found in Star Wars. \n No... what I want to discuss is... the last three movies vs. the first three. I think I have figured out why people are so pissed off at Lucas, and I don't know if anyone has caught this or not. In the first movies, we learn all about the Force. It surrounds us and flows through us, yada yada yada... In Episode 1, however, we learn about midi-chlorians, and all of a sudden, the Force has a scientific explanation for its existence (let's ignore for now how ridiculous that explanation is). \n We humans (yes, even atheists) have a tremendous need to understand the things around us, and if we don't have a scientific explanation, we look to the supernatural. We come to believe this supernatural explanation so much, that when the \"truth\" is revealed to us, we balk at it, and shoot it down as heresy. \n And even atheists are not immune to this. We love Star Wars so much, and completely buy into this mysterious Force with all of our hearts, that when a scientific explanation is given to us, we blanch at the outrageousness of it, and point fingers like Pod People, screeching and asking for heads to roll. \n Just like the Christians do when atheists try to explain why God isn't real. \n What do you think? Am I on to something here? Or is Lucas really just a money-hungry douchebag who can't leave well enough alone?","Summary: I shared the 5 stages of grief during my transformation to atheism. What has your own transformation been like for you?\n\nPost: I have been on a long journey, and I am very close to reaching the end. In fact, this very post may be the final stop. I don’t know yet. What I have discovered on this journey, however, is that the stages are not dissimilar to the journey one experiences during grief upon losing a loved one. \n [Elisabeth Kübler-Ross]( introduced the world to the [Five Stages of Grief]( in her book On Death and Dying. My mother died 5 years ago, a week before Christmas. Every year around this time I think about her, and I have studied the five stages of grief. Because of the journey I have been on, I have thought about how these stages might apply to the “death” of my faith. Not surprisingly, they were an almost perfect fit. \n I’d like to share with you my feelings, and I invite you to comment, and perhaps share your own journey from a background in faith to atheism. If you have always been an atheist, I’d love to get your perspective as well. \n The 5 stages, as defined by Kübler-Ross, are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. They don’t necessarily happen in order, and sometimes they are simultaneous. But for me, they were all there. \n Denial \n I suppose that our human brains are born with a need to question, so it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the seeds of doubt were sown for me. But there was one defining moment when it suddenly became clear. Our priest was reading the Gospel to us, and it was about Jesus telling his disciples this (from Matthew 5:5-6): \n >^5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. ^6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. \n My immediate thought on this at the time was “huh? If that is what the Bible says, then what are we doing here in church, being told to pray in front of everyone else?” This seemed like a tremendous contradiction to me, and was the catalyst that opened my eyes up to all of the contradictions in the Bible. I began to listen for them every time we went to church (and for the first time, I actually looked forward to going!), and was rarely disappointed. \n In retrospect, my denial stage happened from the moment I began to question God (which was long before this epiphany during the Gospel reading). That denial came mostly from the church and my parents, who kept reassuring me that God does indeed exist, and that he works in mysterious ways. God gave us free will, so that we could question our faith and come to love him through our own volition. Yeah. I know. \n Anger \n Throughout this journey, I have experienced anger. Sometimes I have felt absolute rage! Most of the time, I didn't know to whom or what to direct it. The church? Sure… some of it. After all, they came up with more and more twisted explanations for things that just didn't make sense. And whenever they would be stumped, it was always “God’s plan” or “God works in mysterious ways.” Fuck, why not just say “I don’t know?” That’s the real answer, right? \n Some of the anger was at myself for being “duped.” It’s the same feeling you get when someone plays an April Fool’s joke on you, and you fall for it hook, line and sinker. You try to laugh it off, but inside you are seething, pissed at the joker, but more angry at yourself for not seeing the truth. And with religion, that joke had been played on me for YEARS. Yes, I was very angry. \n Bargaining \n Ah, yes. I've done a lot of this. For many years, that’s how my prayers worked. “Please, God, let her live. Take away her pain. Just let me win this lottery one time. I’ll never masturbate again, I swear!” After my transformation began, my bargaining changed. I didn't realize that until recently, but my prayers turned into “God, if you truly do exist, you’ll make her go out with me.” “If you’re up there, show me by letting me win the lottery one time!” \n Believe it or not, I have never won the lottery. God damn it. \n Depression \n This, I have been through a lot. I still suffer from depression these days. The realization that there isn't a Paradise that I’ll live in for the rest of eternity is quite depressing. To realize that my existence is fleeting, and that my consciousness will be snuffed out forever someday is very very sobering. \n To be honest, I have gotten through it by claiming agnosticism. I can feel a little bit of hope by claiming that I truly do not know what happens after death. I do not believe in angel wings and pearly gates. But I do have questions about what consciousness really is, and the possibility that I will continue to live on in some way, as part of the universal consciousness that we are all part of. \n But mostly, I think death is the end, and that can be very depressing at times. \n Acceptance \n I don’t know that I will every truly be 100% accepting, a true non-believer. I am human, and I want to believe that there is a higher power at work. I want to believe that I will continue to have relevance throughout the existence of the universe. A small part of me still rebels against that acceptance, wanting to believe in something… more. \n \n So that’s it, in a nutshell. My 5 stages of grief, as it applies to “death” of my faith in a higher power. Is your experience similar? Please share. Was it different? I’d love to discuss it. Have you always been an atheist, your parents allowing you to choose for yourself? Awesome, I’d love to hear your take on this as well.","Summary: I shared the 5 stages of grief during my transformation to atheism. What has your own transformation been like for you?\n\nPost: I have been on a long journey, and I am very close to reaching the end. In fact, this very post may be the final stop. I don’t know yet. What I have discovered on this journey, however, is that the stages are not dissimilar to the journey one experiences during grief upon losing a loved one. \n [Elisabeth Kübler-Ross]( introduced the world to the [Five Stages of Grief]( in her book On Death and Dying. My mother died 5 years ago, a week before Christmas. Every year around this time I think about her, and I have studied the five stages of grief. Because of the journey I have been on, I have thought about how these stages might apply to the “death” of my faith. Not surprisingly, they were an almost perfect fit. \n I’d like to share with you my feelings, and I invite you to comment, and perhaps share your own journey from a background in faith to atheism. If you have always been an atheist, I’d love to get your perspective as well. \n The 5 stages, as defined by Kübler-Ross, are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. They don’t necessarily happen in order, and sometimes they are simultaneous. But for me, they were all there. \n Denial \n I suppose that our human brains are born with a need to question, so it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the seeds of doubt were sown for me. But there was one defining moment when it suddenly became clear. Our priest was reading the Gospel to us, and it was about Jesus telling his disciples this (from Matthew 5:5-6): \n >^5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. ^6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. \n My immediate thought on this at the time was “huh? If that is what the Bible says, then what are we doing here in church, being told to pray in front of everyone else?” This seemed like a tremendous contradiction to me, and was the catalyst that opened my eyes up to all of the contradictions in the Bible. I began to listen for them every time we went to church (and for the first time, I actually looked forward to going!), and was rarely disappointed. \n In retrospect, my denial stage happened from the moment I began to question God (which was long before this epiphany during the Gospel reading). That denial came mostly from the church and my parents, who kept reassuring me that God does indeed exist, and that he works in mysterious ways. God gave us free will, so that we could question our faith and come to love him through our own volition. Yeah. I know. \n Anger \n Throughout this journey, I have experienced anger. Sometimes I have felt absolute rage! Most of the time, I didn't know to whom or what to direct it. The church? Sure… some of it. After all, they came up with more and more twisted explanations for things that just didn't make sense. And whenever they would be stumped, it was always “God’s plan” or “God works in mysterious ways.” Fuck, why not just say “I don’t know?” That’s the real answer, right? \n Some of the anger was at myself for being “duped.” It’s the same feeling you get when someone plays an April Fool’s joke on you, and you fall for it hook, line and sinker. You try to laugh it off, but inside you are seething, pissed at the joker, but more angry at yourself for not seeing the truth. And with religion, that joke had been played on me for YEARS. Yes, I was very angry. \n Bargaining \n Ah, yes. I've done a lot of this. For many years, that’s how my prayers worked. “Please, God, let her live. Take away her pain. Just let me win this lottery one time. I’ll never masturbate again, I swear!” After my transformation began, my bargaining changed. I didn't realize that until recently, but my prayers turned into “God, if you truly do exist, you’ll make her go out with me.” “If you’re up there, show me by letting me win the lottery one time!” \n Believe it or not, I have never won the lottery. God damn it. \n Depression \n This, I have been through a lot. I still suffer from depression these days. The realization that there isn't a Paradise that I’ll live in for the rest of eternity is quite depressing. To realize that my existence is fleeting, and that my consciousness will be snuffed out forever someday is very very sobering. \n To be honest, I have gotten through it by claiming agnosticism. I can feel a little bit of hope by claiming that I truly do not know what happens after death. I do not believe in angel wings and pearly gates. But I do have questions about what consciousness really is, and the possibility that I will continue to live on in some way, as part of the universal consciousness that we are all part of. \n But mostly, I think death is the end, and that can be very depressing at times. \n Acceptance \n I don’t know that I will every truly be 100% accepting, a true non-believer. I am human, and I want to believe that there is a higher power at work. I want to believe that I will continue to have relevance throughout the existence of the universe. A small part of me still rebels against that acceptance, wanting to believe in something… more. \n \n So that’s it, in a nutshell. My 5 stages of grief, as it applies to “death” of my faith in a higher power. Is your experience similar? Please share. Was it different? I’d love to discuss it. Have you always been an atheist, your parents allowing you to choose for yourself? Awesome, I’d love to hear your take on this as well.","Summary: I went through a very long process on my road to enlightenment, and now consider myself an agnostic atheist. Why would someone who probably went through the same thing feel a need to attack me, and demand I \"prove\" that I'm an atheist? Has anyone else had a similar experience, either here or IRL, where a fellow atheist didn't believe you? How did you handle that? \n \n Edit: For clarity and length. This post is not about trolling . I can handle trolls. I'm simply reaching out to see how other atheists feel about those who don't believe they are atheists -- especially when it's a fellow atheist who doesn't believe you. You can say you don't care, but if you truly didn't care, then why are you in a group about atheism? \n P.S.: Going through each of my posts and downvoting just for the sake of it, in a self-post, is quite childish and very pointless. You are only reinforcing my point that there will always be that guy. Congrats, you must be proud of yourself.\n\nPost: I have been a redditor for quite a while now, but a contributor to /r/atheism fairly recently . At first, I was struck by how helpful the community has been, not only to me, but to others as well. I know that not every contributor here is an atheist, but I'm assuming that most are, and it's so cool seeing such an outpouring of positive energy in a place that many people probably assume \"Godless heathens\" come to shout obscenities and worship Satan :-P \n Unfortunately, I'm seeing the same trends happen here that seem to happen in all online forums. For one, the overly negative attitudes toward religious people and their institutions is staggering. I would expect to see such vitriol in /r/antitheism, but I guess some bleed-over is to be expected. It's a bit disconcerting, but that's the great thing about a public forum and free speech, right? \n In any case, at first, my contributions here were fairly benign, but as time passed, I felt more comfortable. I finally decided to let my guard down, and post some personal stories. My road to atheism has been long and difficult, fraught with doubts and fears and self-doubt. I decided to share stores, and for the most part they have been received well. For some reason, I still got downvoted by a few people, but I suppose there are always those individuals who would downvote a [baby monkey hugging a kitten]( \n Of course, trolling is something that I expect to see everywhere, and this sub has been no different. Yes, I understand that in any group (especially one this big -- 1.3 million contributors, wow!), you're going to have a few bad apples. \n But... why would someone look at my stories and begin attacking me personally, accusing me of being a theist? All based on one post [discussing the difference between hope and prayer]( I get that this person is a troll. He's trying to get under my skin, and I found it quite silly. I know how to deal with trolls, so that's not really my complaint. I repeat... I don't care about the trolling behavior. \n His responses raised some interesting questions for me. Namely, why would a fellow atheist feel the need to call another atheist a liar? Beyond the troll, I mean. Has anyone in /r/atheism dealt with people who don't believe they are truly atheists? How do you answer that? Do you feel the need to? What if it's a family member?","Summary: Quit yer bitchin, and suit up. HIMYM is awesome, bro! \n \n EDIT : As I have been reminded, the story was not told to his kids in one sitting. A more realistic schenario is that Dad tells these stories all the time to his bored kids, and each episode represents a story.\n\nPost: You're complaining about a whole season centered around a 2-day weekend. Let me try to make this clear: \n The entire series is centered around the concept of Ted sitting his children down to tell them a story. \n Do you understand this concept? 8 years, and all we have seen is flashbacks leading up to a single moment. \n Once that moment occurs, it's done. Over. All you're left with is post-climax bliss (for a moment), followed by \"meh, what else is on TV?\" (a la The Truman Show). I, for one, would like to have that \"oh-my-God-it's-about-to-happen\" moment last a little while longer. Wouldn't you? \n The first 8 seasons were about a story. The last season is, too. The show always jumps around in time, allowing us to be a part of the gangs' lives from college into their adult lives. We have learned all about the complexities of all of their relationships. We have grown to love them. \n Now, WE have met the mother, and it's time for the creators to tell us all about HER journey to this moment. We need lots of time to learn about her, what makes her tick, how did she get to where she is today? We want to know about her relationship with each of the friends, including Marvin. \n We are not going to be watching 24 half-hours of \"wedding weekend.\" We're going to be watching flashbacks, flashforwards, and plenty of Ted telling his kids \"now you know your mother loves/hates/is afraid of __ , right? Here's where that all started...\" \n Maybe we won't get a lot of Ted-Mother interaction, but seriously, who can take 24 episodes of Ted looking at her all doe-eyed and professing his love? Save that until the final episodes. I want to get to know the Mother intimately, and that is really what the final season is going to be all about. \n Plenty of shows end up getting cancelled. They don't get to \"finish.\" Most end up wrapping things up within a few episodes, and then they shut it down. HIMYM is different. From the beginning, they have been leading up to a huge moment, and we are not going to be let down. In the future, TV shows are going to aspire to be what this was. HIMYM will be legen-- \n Relax. Stop complaining. Because you know you're going to watch it. \n And if you definitely are not... why are you still in this reddit? \n --dary!","Summary: I really love hate this fucking game. \n [Here's a diagram of the shot, in case you need to picture it.](\n\nPost: and the agony of defeat. \n I was playing in a BCA league match last night, and was shooting fairly well. I ran my balls out, but couldn't close the door, and left the 8-ball on the table. My opponent made a ball, then left me with a tough snooker, and 5 of her balls on the table. \n My only option was to reach across the table, attempt to jump over two balls, and bank the 8-ball the long way into the corner pocket. The 8 was between two other balls, but it wasn't an issue. However, her 5th ball was lying VERY close to the path the 8 would need to take. No worries... all I really wanted was a legal hit. \n I took my time, stretched out, and finally took my shot. The cue ball cleared the two balls in the way, striking the 8 just after hitting the cloth. The 8-ball rebounded off the end rail, snuck past the 11-ball with a hair's width to spare, and plunked itself into the corner pocket. \n VICTORY! \n Then, the cue ball decided to continue on its path, ending its slow, torturous roll on the lip of the opposite corner pocket where it paused for a couple of seconds, then took a dive. \n Defeat. God. Dammit.","Summary: Average velocity of a man's ejaculation: just over 4mph. NOT 25. Seriously, read the post. It's good stuff. \n \n Edit: some minor corrections and a some clean-up. What can I say, it's a messy subject. \n Edit 2: It seems that the \"25 MPH\" average may have been accurate. While I haven't found a completely verifyable or trustworthy source (ahem Mythbusters ahem), I am inclined to apologize to the person whose claim I refuted. Damned air resistance seems to have more of an effect than I had anticipated!\n\nPost: Someone in another thread mentioned quite matter-of-factly that ejaculate travels at 25 mph (and is one of the reasons it hurts to get it into your eye -- a topic for another post). This assertion is FALSE. (I will leave the creation of a Dwight Schrute False meme for this topic up to the reader. You're welcome.) \n Let's assume that it does come out at that velocity. How far would it fly before landing (hopefully NOT in your eye)? Without going into the mathematics of trajectory calculation, and not taking into account wind resistance and other outside factors, if shot straight up into the air, your ejaculation would reach a height of almost 42 feet. And of course, your nickname would be \"Bellagio.\" \n That's as high as a 4-story building! \n If you were to aim it at a 45-degree angle, it would travel 18 feet into the air, and travel 42 feet before landing. \n Now, I have had some powerful ejaculations in my life, and if I were to guess, the maximum distance I have ever shot was about 4 feet. This is a guess, because I actually hit the headboard. Assuming I was holding my weapon at a 30 degree angle, my ammo velocity was approximately 6.7 mph. Hmm. \n This, of course, is a fringe case. My question was about the average velocity. If I'm going to make an educated guess, it might shoot about a foot on average. Yes, I know that some of you studs can hit her face after you pull out, but let's be honest: most of the time it just dribbles, amirite? Ok. We'll stick with 12-inch shots as an average, shall we? \n In a typical, oh-god-i'm-cumming-and-I-don't-want-to-get-you-pregnant pull-out, you are probably aimed at a 30 degree angle. You spurt an average of 1 foot (don't fight me on this, we already talked about that, stud). So the speed of your ejaculation is (drum-roll please)... \n 4.16 miles per hour. \n About the speed of a brisk walk. Not bad. But certainly NOT 25 miles per hour. \n \n I want to give credit where it's due. I used an online trajectory calculator for this. Feel free to plug in the numbers yourself: [Trajectory of a projectile](","Summary: Is prayer the same thing as hope? \n \n Edit: before this gets downvoted to oblivion... I realize that my title seems karma-whorish, but please realize that 1) this is a self post, and 2) this post is actually about hope itself.\n\nPost: or do I? \n As an atheist, I don't believe in prayer. Or rather, I don't believe there is any supreme entity \"out there\" answering prayers (as discussed in [this thread]( \n What I'd like to know is... as an atheist, how do you feel about hope? As in \"I hope I get a good grade,\" or \"I hope my team wins the Big Game.\" When you are watching your favorite team playing in the final championship matchup, and you're on the edge of your seat as a goal/run/point is potentially about to be scored, are you hopeful? Are you crossing your fingers? Will you jump up and down and scream in joy, high-fiving your friends, relieved that your team was able to pull out the win? \n When you're driving around the mall on Christmas Eve, looking for a spot, muttering \"please, please, please let there be an open space in this row!\" who are you saying this to? \n How is this different than prayer? Is hope just a prayer to nobody in particular? Are you just putting it out there into the universe, just in case it helps? Is it something that happens naturally, like tears and pain and happiness? \n Some have told me that hope and prayer are the same thing. Do you believe this? Do you hope for anything? \n Or do you wish I'd just shut up already and go back to ranting about evangelical Christians? (Sorry, genies don't exist either!)"],"string":"[\n \"Summary: I feel your pain, try to feel better about yourself first, talk it out outside the bedroom. And read my [relationship advice]( if you like.\\n\\nPost: Wow... lots of commentary. Not sure if you are able to read through it all, but I'll offer my two cents just in case. \\n First off, my heart breaks for you... feeling rejected in your relationship is never easy to deal with. \\n This viewpoint may be difficult to take, and may get downvoted, but I really feel that it needs to be said. I think you should start focusing on yourself. Quite often in relationships, your partner sees you the way you see yourself. If you think you are unattractive, then your partner might start seeing you that way as well. \\n Try to do some self-affirmation. You ARE a very sexy woman, and very desirable. Dress in sexy clothing, and revel in any of the looks you get. Be flirtatious, but not so much that you disrespect your husband, of course. If you feel overweight, then work out a little and get toned. At least get the heart pumping, and FEEL better about your body. \\n The point of all of this is not so much to get a better body that he'll be more attracted to. Rather, do whatever you need to do to feel better about yourself, and hopefully your husband will begin to take notice. If and when he does, be playful with him. Shoo him away when he gets frisky. Flirt with him. Tell him HE is sexy, give him a kiss on the neck, and then walk away. \\n All of this may or may not help increase his libido... but it's a step in the right direction. I agree with those who say that the conversations you have should not take place in the bedroom. That is your sanctuary, the altar of your love. Sit on the couch, turn off the TV, and really talk to each other. Be respectful when you do talk -- don't accuse. Don't say \\\"you.\\\" Say \\\"I.\\\" \\\"I feel rejected when you...\\\" not \\\"You always reject me when...\\\" \\n I have [written a little about relationship dynamics]( if you care to read... I hope it can help you in some small way. \\n Good Luck to you and your husband.\",\n \"Summary: Legos\\\" is used widely enough to be accepted by our malleable language structure. English rules are very frequently broken and restructured.\\n\\nPost: While I might agree with you in reference to a fairly strict adherence to English language construction, I must ultimately disagree. LEGO is a brand, and is most definitely not a noun. It's more correct to call it an adjective. They are LEGO bricks, or parts. Specific collections of bricks are called LEGO sets. \\n But this is the English language, which is fluid and changing all of the time. We mold it to our usage as we see fit, and if enough people use the changes, it becomes part of our lexicon. If you don't believe me, text your friends about the usage of \\\"text\\\" as a verb, and how awesome your Nikes are. \\n LEGO put a notice on their website a while back (which I believe is no longer there -- I leave it to the reader to verify) stating: \\n > Please always refer to our products as “LEGO bricks or toys” and not “LEGOS.” By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud, and that stands for quality the world over \\n Many of you may look at this as the deciding factor in this argument. If you are writing a book on LEGO, or an article in a magazine, I would agree with you. However, this is a company trying to protect its brand. They have no jurisdiction over the use of the English language in everyday conversation. \\n \\\"Legos\\\" is used widely enough to be accepted by most people. And because the entire purpose of language is to use words to convey a thought, as long as you picture LEGO^® Bricks in your head when I say \\\"Legos,\\\" mission accomplished. \\n Besides... are you going to tell THAT kid the proper usage of the term LEGO? \\n Source: I'm a writer, plus Google.\",\n \"Summary: Take it slow, and pay attention to her cues.\\n\\nPost: The type of vibrator is a very personal choice... get her input. \\n As for technique... watch her use it on herself, and pay attention to what she does and how she reacts. When you use it on her, though, it will be different for her, because she won't be controlling it. The sensations will most likely be more intense. \\n The key is to go slow, and tease. Watch how she reacts... her sighs, her moans, gasps, and writhing movements. Learn how she reacts when it's too intense -- you can do those things, but for very short moments when you're mixing things up.\",\n \"Summary: d; I don't care. Just pay attention, please.\\n\\nPost: Seriously... are people who do this stupid? Or do they just not pay attention to the people serving them? \\n Think about these situations... you aren't paying attention to them. You're caught up in your own situation, thinking about that movie you're about to watch, or impressing the girl on your arm. You have no idea what the person said to you, so you just blurt out \\\"you too\\\" because your instinct is to assume that they said something nice to you. \\n This is all about self-centeredness, and the funny thing is, that cashier/server hears this all of the time, and forgot about you 2 seconds after you walked away. \\n The Smartphone Generation needs to pull their heads out of their asses and start paying attention to the world around them. When you are being served by another human being, try looking them in the eye and actually listen to what they are saying to you. You don't say \\\"you too\\\" to your friend or Mom, do you? Then you shouldn't be saying it to them either. \\n I know this will get downvoted or\",\n \"Summary: Yes, compatibility matters in a romantic relationship, but that's only a question that the members of that relationship can answer.\\n\\nPost: I totally agree... to a point. As I stated at the beginning of my post, my philosophy extends to all relationships. Some more limited relationships (family members, bosses & coworkers, etc) don't really require compatibility to work. With a proper balance of respect and honesty, you can usually get past most compatibility issues. \\n To address the question of compatibility in romantic relationships, however, I believe that compatibility is almost as complicated to define as love. And with a lot of respect, honesty, and proper communication, most compatibility issues can be overlooked or resolved. Plus, I truly believe that part of the \\\"love\\\" equation involves compatibility. I would contend that if you are incompatible enough, you would never fall in love in the first place. \\n That said... how do you define compatibility? I could probably write a complete post on just that, and I'm sure the discussion thereafter would be extensive. Here's my take (and I will try to make it short, but no promises!): \\n I don't know if you are familiar with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, or MBTI. It's an assessment tool designed to discover your personality type, based on a series of questions. I won't go into details; if you are interested [then read about it (and take the test!) here]( \\n When I discuss compatibility with people, I lean toward this test, and what it says about you: Are you introverted or extroverted? Sensing or intuitive? Thinking or Feeling? Judging or Perceiving? The question of compatibility between two people is fairly subjective, however. Some may believe that two introverts do well together, whereas others might believe that an introvert and an extrovert might bring out other qualities. A feeling person might do well with a thinker. Or perhaps two thinkers do well together because they both love to debate (mixed with respect, this can be a good relationship dynamic). \\n This, however, only attempts to simplify the compatibility equation and assign labels. I believe it's just too complicated. The bottom line is whether two individuals feel that they have good chemistry together, and do their hopes and dreams, likes and dislikes, and their passions and peeves blend well together? Every couple is different, and it's only for them to decide.\",\n \"Summary: Lying's bad, m'kay? Don't push your own beliefs on others. It won't work.\\n\\nPost: You are assuming that I meant that he should lie to her. I absolutely oppose lying, as you can [read here]( Because it sounds like they are already talking, I didn't think that needed to be said. \\n What I propose is that he talk to his wife about how he feels about it, as he has done. He can allow his children to be baptized, because if his children grow up to choose atheism over God, then it amounts to nothing more than getting their hair wet. If they choose a path that includes God, then they are \\\"covered\\\" by their baptism. Either way, the baptism does no harm. \\n As for his own promises... perhaps he should talk to the priest about this first, and explain to him that while he does not believe in God, and has no intention to be a part of the Catholic faith, he respects his wife's wishes to allow the child to be baptized. No church is going to turn away a child from baptism just because one of the parents is not of their faith. Do you think mixed-faith families (Jewish/Catholic, for example) are turned away? Of course not! \\n Ultimately, baptism is not about the family, but about the original sin of the baby. I don't know what the priest will decide is best -- perhaps only the mother holding the baby as it's being baptized, maybe both parents. That's up to the priest and the family, not us. The key here is that all parties involved communicate and come to a decision about the matter. OP should not have to make any promises he can't keep, or won't keep. He is not the one being baptized. \\n Hopefully, this compromising couple will raise their children with knowledge, and love, and will allow them to make their own choices about what they believe. There is no harm in teaching them about God now -- it's no different than telling them about Santa. When they get older and can begin to reason, they can make up their minds about what they believe. They can be invited to attend church, and if they decide it's not for them, that's ok. Ultimately, at what age that should occur is up to the parents. \\n OP, I don't think you should push anything on your wife. All that is required is to present your own personal viewpoints, and she can decide on her own. If you push, then she will assume that you are going to be just as pushy with your kids (and I hope you are not). \\n Every individual has the right to form their own opinion. Present the facts and evidence, explain that this is why you believe in evolution, and not in God, and let it go at that. Communicate with your wife (read the link I provided), be honest, and respect her. It's not easy raising kids in a split-faith home, but it's been done many times before.\",\n \"Summary: Too soon.\\n\\nPost: There is a difference between constant depressing thoughts, and taking issue with a \\\"funny\\\" meme about ISIS in the news when everyone knows that the latest thing they did was behead an innocent person. I understand where you're coming from, but the very mention of \\\"ISIS\\\" conjures up this horrific image, so in contrast to your comment about Archer, it just comes off as a cold, calloused thing to say.\",\n \"Summary: Fuck off. I know what I'm about, son.\\n\\nPost: You are SO right... who needs precision and correct analysis when dealing with computers? I mean, just the other day my program kept crashing, and I couldn't believe it didn't know that I meant to put that semicolon in there... I mean, I was all like \\\"dude, C#, you knew what I meant, right? Stop being a...\\\" what was it? Oh yeah... \\\"stuck up prick!\\\" \\n This guy is learning about computer systems, so he should learn to be precise. No, not precise. Exact.\",\n \"Summary: Shut up, there're Boobies!!!1\\n\\nPost: Welcome to (the majority of) reddit. \\n It's easy to blame the hivemind, and say that all of reddit is like this. But, unfortunately, it's the crassest ones who seem to have the loudest voice. \\n Much like all the teenage girls who dominate American Idol voting. You can't fight it. Only comment on it and drown in the sea of ignorance. <sigh>\",\n \"Summary: just because you can, doesn't mean you should. If he really is your friend, you should defend his mom's honor, no matter how much of an attention-whore she is.\\n\\nPost: You should not be posting this, if this is actually her. I'm guessing you don't have her permission. And you certainly shouldn't be posting an album. \\n Shame on you. \\n Edit : for those of you who disagree, I'm not saying she has a right to not have her photos shared. I'm saying that just because they are available on facebook, does not mean OP should forward them on to reddit as a macro (making them more \\\"permanent\\\" on the internet). It's disrespectful, regardless of their original availability. \\n Of course, you redditeens are in the same camp as those who think rape victims are to blame when they wear sexy clothes. I suppose I'm pissing into the wind here.\",\n \"Summary: I'm rubber and you're glue... ;)\\n\\nPost: I [responded to your comment]( I'm not too sure why your comment here is so condescending, however. \\n While pool is a game of precision, it's also very different for each person. Everyone has their own way to play the game, which of course makes teaching it (and more so, writing about it) very tricky. No matter what you say, someone will disagree. \\n For example, many people swear by the \\\"bottle method\\\" of learning to control your stroke. I personally do not believe in it myself, as I believe it teaches players to develop a piston stroke (resulting in dropping their elbow on the stroke). \\n I have a friend who is a fantastic player, and is about to begin touring the country to play in the pro circuit. He is also an instructor, and swears by the bottle method. Although I wholeheartedly disagree with it, I would never presume to say he \\\"shouldn't teach about a style of stroke he clearly is not familiar with.\\\" And I know him much better than you know me. \\n I have been teaching for a very long time. I pride myself on figuring out what each student needs and how they learn best, and customizing their lessons accordingly. Some students are receptive to the mirror method of banking, or ghost-ball aiming methods. Others prefer geometry calculations for their banks, and edge-to-edge for aim. \\n Writing is more difficult. You have to distill it down to the most common denominator. While you, /u/malders, may have a method of second-ball breaking that works for you, that doesn't mean it's best for most players. I have played this game long enough; I have worked with enough students, and spoken with enough instructors (including some of the very best, like Bob Jewett) to know what I am talking about. \\n You certainly don't have to agree with me, of course. I do appreciate you taking the time to respond.\",\n \"Summary: Some people should not be allowed to breed.\\n\\nPost: I had a female friend who was in dire straits. She had 3 children (1, 3, and 5) and had nowhere to go after being evicted from her place (should have been my first red flag). I told her she could stay a night or two until she found another place to go. She was there 3 months. \\n I told her no guests were allowed; I trusted her, but I didn't know her friends. So, of course, she regularly invited friends to visit, drink, make messes, and leave. \\n One day, her boyfriend came over to \\\"watch the kids.\\\" I got home to see him passed out on the couch, all of my DVD's open and on the floor, and baby powder scattered EVERYWHERE. Mixed in with the baby powder was chocolate syrup. Everywhere. \\n The baby was naked, and the dirty diaper was laying on the floor. I headed upstairs, and discovered a trail of shit from the top step to the bottom where the baby had scooted down them (presumably diaper-less). My next thought after \\\"WTF????\\\" was \\\"Holy shit, the 1-year-old was upstairs while this asshole was sleeping!\\\" I was lucky I didn't come home to a dead baby at the bottom of my stairs! \\n I woke the fuckhead up, and said something like \\\"Dude. What. The. Fuck.\\\" His response? \\\"Oh, yeah, I didn't have another diaper to put on her.\\\" \\n ... um... what? That's all you have to say? \\n When she arrived from work later, I was ready for the shit-storm that would inevitably ensue when she discovered how he endangered her children. \\n Nope. \\n She laughed, said \\\"kids, huh?\\\", and proceeded to watch TV. \\n She never cleaned up the mess. She was gone the next day, and it took me 3 days to get everything cleaned up. I can still smell the mess to this day. And I live 2000 miles away now. \\n We are no longer friends. \\n And in case you're wondering why I'm such a pushover... I did it for the kids.\",\n \"Summary: The parents are certainly not ok with it, and they are also taking care of my grandmother. She needs to carry her own weight.\\n\\nPost: My aunt and uncle raised me, and she is more like a sister than a cousin. I am very close with them for that reason. While they do love having their grandchild around all of the time, she is a financial burden on them, and they simply cannot afford it. \\n Her living there is not the problem. Living there, eating their food, and paying no rent is the problem. I know the situation, you do not. I know how they feel about it, but they won't confront her about it. And although I care a great deal, I won't get in the middle of it for fear of creating a huge rift in the family. \\n But that doesn't mean I don't have my own feelings about the situation. Who are you to judge? All you know about it is what you got from a single image and a title. What the fuck is wrong with you?\",\n \"Summary: Bottom line: Just be careful. And [be honest](\\n\\nPost: Just be careful. Sounds like an awesome time, but I don't think you want to get into an area where you need a \\\"trump card.\\\" The most important thing here is trust, and you can't have that trust if you're holding on to something that you can use as leverage later. Considering the fact that you are guiding all of this in the first place, and even asking us for ideas and help, having a \\\"wasn't my idea\\\" trump card comes off as being sneaky and manipulative. \\n This will be MUCH more rewarding if you are completely honest with your wife and do not hold anything back. I'd even suggest telling her that you asked Reddit for help -- she might really get off on the idea that other strangers know something about her sex life (even though we don't know her personally).\",\n \"Summary: Don't feel bad, bro. Not your fault.\\n\\nPost: Why? If you didn't truly believe in God, and he cried because you told him that, that's on him. And the point I was trying to make is that you get the same reaction from many kids when they are first told that Santa doesn't exist. \\n I don't believe in God. I don't shove that \\\"belief\\\" down other throats, and to be honest, it's something I have struggled with for many, many years. Maybe I didn't cry outwardly, but I felt the same inside as that kid did at that moment. You are not to blame for that feeling. His own beliefs and insecurities are what made him react like that. And whatever his belief system evolved into later in life is because of his own internal doubts and reconciliation. You are not a part of that equation.\",\n \"Summary: The supernatural nature of the Force = Christianity. Midi-Chlorians = scientific explanation => atheism. \\n P.S. If you downvote, you hate Star Wars. You don't hate Star Wars, do you?\\n\\nPost: So... most of you reading this are atheists. And you're geeks (duh, you're on reddit). So... you've seen Star Wars, right? To the one person who has not seen Star Wars: Get out. Now. \\n Ok, now that it's just us Star Wars fans... \\n Yeah, so we get the whole \\\"Jedi\\\" = religion crap. This is not a discussion of that, because I know that most atheists who care enough about atheism and religion to post in this sub have read more of the bible than most Christians, and have had many discussions with others about the parallels found in Star Wars. \\n No... what I want to discuss is... the last three movies vs. the first three. I think I have figured out why people are so pissed off at Lucas, and I don't know if anyone has caught this or not. In the first movies, we learn all about the Force. It surrounds us and flows through us, yada yada yada... In Episode 1, however, we learn about midi-chlorians, and all of a sudden, the Force has a scientific explanation for its existence (let's ignore for now how ridiculous that explanation is). \\n We humans (yes, even atheists) have a tremendous need to understand the things around us, and if we don't have a scientific explanation, we look to the supernatural. We come to believe this supernatural explanation so much, that when the \\\"truth\\\" is revealed to us, we balk at it, and shoot it down as heresy. \\n And even atheists are not immune to this. We love Star Wars so much, and completely buy into this mysterious Force with all of our hearts, that when a scientific explanation is given to us, we blanch at the outrageousness of it, and point fingers like Pod People, screeching and asking for heads to roll. \\n Just like the Christians do when atheists try to explain why God isn't real. \\n What do you think? Am I on to something here? Or is Lucas really just a money-hungry douchebag who can't leave well enough alone?\",\n \"Summary: I shared the 5 stages of grief during my transformation to atheism. What has your own transformation been like for you?\\n\\nPost: I have been on a long journey, and I am very close to reaching the end. In fact, this very post may be the final stop. I don’t know yet. What I have discovered on this journey, however, is that the stages are not dissimilar to the journey one experiences during grief upon losing a loved one. \\n [Elisabeth Kübler-Ross]( introduced the world to the [Five Stages of Grief]( in her book On Death and Dying. My mother died 5 years ago, a week before Christmas. Every year around this time I think about her, and I have studied the five stages of grief. Because of the journey I have been on, I have thought about how these stages might apply to the “death” of my faith. Not surprisingly, they were an almost perfect fit. \\n I’d like to share with you my feelings, and I invite you to comment, and perhaps share your own journey from a background in faith to atheism. If you have always been an atheist, I’d love to get your perspective as well. \\n The 5 stages, as defined by Kübler-Ross, are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. They don’t necessarily happen in order, and sometimes they are simultaneous. But for me, they were all there. \\n Denial \\n I suppose that our human brains are born with a need to question, so it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the seeds of doubt were sown for me. But there was one defining moment when it suddenly became clear. Our priest was reading the Gospel to us, and it was about Jesus telling his disciples this (from Matthew 5:5-6): \\n >^5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. ^6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. \\n My immediate thought on this at the time was “huh? If that is what the Bible says, then what are we doing here in church, being told to pray in front of everyone else?” This seemed like a tremendous contradiction to me, and was the catalyst that opened my eyes up to all of the contradictions in the Bible. I began to listen for them every time we went to church (and for the first time, I actually looked forward to going!), and was rarely disappointed. \\n In retrospect, my denial stage happened from the moment I began to question God (which was long before this epiphany during the Gospel reading). That denial came mostly from the church and my parents, who kept reassuring me that God does indeed exist, and that he works in mysterious ways. God gave us free will, so that we could question our faith and come to love him through our own volition. Yeah. I know. \\n Anger \\n Throughout this journey, I have experienced anger. Sometimes I have felt absolute rage! Most of the time, I didn't know to whom or what to direct it. The church? Sure… some of it. After all, they came up with more and more twisted explanations for things that just didn't make sense. And whenever they would be stumped, it was always “God’s plan” or “God works in mysterious ways.” Fuck, why not just say “I don’t know?” That’s the real answer, right? \\n Some of the anger was at myself for being “duped.” It’s the same feeling you get when someone plays an April Fool’s joke on you, and you fall for it hook, line and sinker. You try to laugh it off, but inside you are seething, pissed at the joker, but more angry at yourself for not seeing the truth. And with religion, that joke had been played on me for YEARS. Yes, I was very angry. \\n Bargaining \\n Ah, yes. I've done a lot of this. For many years, that’s how my prayers worked. “Please, God, let her live. Take away her pain. Just let me win this lottery one time. I’ll never masturbate again, I swear!” After my transformation began, my bargaining changed. I didn't realize that until recently, but my prayers turned into “God, if you truly do exist, you’ll make her go out with me.” “If you’re up there, show me by letting me win the lottery one time!” \\n Believe it or not, I have never won the lottery. God damn it. \\n Depression \\n This, I have been through a lot. I still suffer from depression these days. The realization that there isn't a Paradise that I’ll live in for the rest of eternity is quite depressing. To realize that my existence is fleeting, and that my consciousness will be snuffed out forever someday is very very sobering. \\n To be honest, I have gotten through it by claiming agnosticism. I can feel a little bit of hope by claiming that I truly do not know what happens after death. I do not believe in angel wings and pearly gates. But I do have questions about what consciousness really is, and the possibility that I will continue to live on in some way, as part of the universal consciousness that we are all part of. \\n But mostly, I think death is the end, and that can be very depressing at times. \\n Acceptance \\n I don’t know that I will every truly be 100% accepting, a true non-believer. I am human, and I want to believe that there is a higher power at work. I want to believe that I will continue to have relevance throughout the existence of the universe. A small part of me still rebels against that acceptance, wanting to believe in something… more. \\n \\n So that’s it, in a nutshell. My 5 stages of grief, as it applies to “death” of my faith in a higher power. Is your experience similar? Please share. Was it different? I’d love to discuss it. Have you always been an atheist, your parents allowing you to choose for yourself? Awesome, I’d love to hear your take on this as well.\",\n \"Summary: I shared the 5 stages of grief during my transformation to atheism. What has your own transformation been like for you?\\n\\nPost: I have been on a long journey, and I am very close to reaching the end. In fact, this very post may be the final stop. I don’t know yet. What I have discovered on this journey, however, is that the stages are not dissimilar to the journey one experiences during grief upon losing a loved one. \\n [Elisabeth Kübler-Ross]( introduced the world to the [Five Stages of Grief]( in her book On Death and Dying. My mother died 5 years ago, a week before Christmas. Every year around this time I think about her, and I have studied the five stages of grief. Because of the journey I have been on, I have thought about how these stages might apply to the “death” of my faith. Not surprisingly, they were an almost perfect fit. \\n I’d like to share with you my feelings, and I invite you to comment, and perhaps share your own journey from a background in faith to atheism. If you have always been an atheist, I’d love to get your perspective as well. \\n The 5 stages, as defined by Kübler-Ross, are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. They don’t necessarily happen in order, and sometimes they are simultaneous. But for me, they were all there. \\n Denial \\n I suppose that our human brains are born with a need to question, so it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the seeds of doubt were sown for me. But there was one defining moment when it suddenly became clear. Our priest was reading the Gospel to us, and it was about Jesus telling his disciples this (from Matthew 5:5-6): \\n >^5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. ^6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. \\n My immediate thought on this at the time was “huh? If that is what the Bible says, then what are we doing here in church, being told to pray in front of everyone else?” This seemed like a tremendous contradiction to me, and was the catalyst that opened my eyes up to all of the contradictions in the Bible. I began to listen for them every time we went to church (and for the first time, I actually looked forward to going!), and was rarely disappointed. \\n In retrospect, my denial stage happened from the moment I began to question God (which was long before this epiphany during the Gospel reading). That denial came mostly from the church and my parents, who kept reassuring me that God does indeed exist, and that he works in mysterious ways. God gave us free will, so that we could question our faith and come to love him through our own volition. Yeah. I know. \\n Anger \\n Throughout this journey, I have experienced anger. Sometimes I have felt absolute rage! Most of the time, I didn't know to whom or what to direct it. The church? Sure… some of it. After all, they came up with more and more twisted explanations for things that just didn't make sense. And whenever they would be stumped, it was always “God’s plan” or “God works in mysterious ways.” Fuck, why not just say “I don’t know?” That’s the real answer, right? \\n Some of the anger was at myself for being “duped.” It’s the same feeling you get when someone plays an April Fool’s joke on you, and you fall for it hook, line and sinker. You try to laugh it off, but inside you are seething, pissed at the joker, but more angry at yourself for not seeing the truth. And with religion, that joke had been played on me for YEARS. Yes, I was very angry. \\n Bargaining \\n Ah, yes. I've done a lot of this. For many years, that’s how my prayers worked. “Please, God, let her live. Take away her pain. Just let me win this lottery one time. I’ll never masturbate again, I swear!” After my transformation began, my bargaining changed. I didn't realize that until recently, but my prayers turned into “God, if you truly do exist, you’ll make her go out with me.” “If you’re up there, show me by letting me win the lottery one time!” \\n Believe it or not, I have never won the lottery. God damn it. \\n Depression \\n This, I have been through a lot. I still suffer from depression these days. The realization that there isn't a Paradise that I’ll live in for the rest of eternity is quite depressing. To realize that my existence is fleeting, and that my consciousness will be snuffed out forever someday is very very sobering. \\n To be honest, I have gotten through it by claiming agnosticism. I can feel a little bit of hope by claiming that I truly do not know what happens after death. I do not believe in angel wings and pearly gates. But I do have questions about what consciousness really is, and the possibility that I will continue to live on in some way, as part of the universal consciousness that we are all part of. \\n But mostly, I think death is the end, and that can be very depressing at times. \\n Acceptance \\n I don’t know that I will every truly be 100% accepting, a true non-believer. I am human, and I want to believe that there is a higher power at work. I want to believe that I will continue to have relevance throughout the existence of the universe. A small part of me still rebels against that acceptance, wanting to believe in something… more. \\n \\n So that’s it, in a nutshell. My 5 stages of grief, as it applies to “death” of my faith in a higher power. Is your experience similar? Please share. Was it different? I’d love to discuss it. Have you always been an atheist, your parents allowing you to choose for yourself? Awesome, I’d love to hear your take on this as well.\",\n \"Summary: I went through a very long process on my road to enlightenment, and now consider myself an agnostic atheist. Why would someone who probably went through the same thing feel a need to attack me, and demand I \\\"prove\\\" that I'm an atheist? Has anyone else had a similar experience, either here or IRL, where a fellow atheist didn't believe you? How did you handle that? \\n \\n Edit: For clarity and length. This post is not about trolling . I can handle trolls. I'm simply reaching out to see how other atheists feel about those who don't believe they are atheists -- especially when it's a fellow atheist who doesn't believe you. You can say you don't care, but if you truly didn't care, then why are you in a group about atheism? \\n P.S.: Going through each of my posts and downvoting just for the sake of it, in a self-post, is quite childish and very pointless. You are only reinforcing my point that there will always be that guy. Congrats, you must be proud of yourself.\\n\\nPost: I have been a redditor for quite a while now, but a contributor to /r/atheism fairly recently . At first, I was struck by how helpful the community has been, not only to me, but to others as well. I know that not every contributor here is an atheist, but I'm assuming that most are, and it's so cool seeing such an outpouring of positive energy in a place that many people probably assume \\\"Godless heathens\\\" come to shout obscenities and worship Satan :-P \\n Unfortunately, I'm seeing the same trends happen here that seem to happen in all online forums. For one, the overly negative attitudes toward religious people and their institutions is staggering. I would expect to see such vitriol in /r/antitheism, but I guess some bleed-over is to be expected. It's a bit disconcerting, but that's the great thing about a public forum and free speech, right? \\n In any case, at first, my contributions here were fairly benign, but as time passed, I felt more comfortable. I finally decided to let my guard down, and post some personal stories. My road to atheism has been long and difficult, fraught with doubts and fears and self-doubt. I decided to share stores, and for the most part they have been received well. For some reason, I still got downvoted by a few people, but I suppose there are always those individuals who would downvote a [baby monkey hugging a kitten]( \\n Of course, trolling is something that I expect to see everywhere, and this sub has been no different. Yes, I understand that in any group (especially one this big -- 1.3 million contributors, wow!), you're going to have a few bad apples. \\n But... why would someone look at my stories and begin attacking me personally, accusing me of being a theist? All based on one post [discussing the difference between hope and prayer]( I get that this person is a troll. He's trying to get under my skin, and I found it quite silly. I know how to deal with trolls, so that's not really my complaint. I repeat... I don't care about the trolling behavior. \\n His responses raised some interesting questions for me. Namely, why would a fellow atheist feel the need to call another atheist a liar? Beyond the troll, I mean. Has anyone in /r/atheism dealt with people who don't believe they are truly atheists? How do you answer that? Do you feel the need to? What if it's a family member?\",\n \"Summary: Quit yer bitchin, and suit up. HIMYM is awesome, bro! \\n \\n EDIT : As I have been reminded, the story was not told to his kids in one sitting. A more realistic schenario is that Dad tells these stories all the time to his bored kids, and each episode represents a story.\\n\\nPost: You're complaining about a whole season centered around a 2-day weekend. Let me try to make this clear: \\n The entire series is centered around the concept of Ted sitting his children down to tell them a story. \\n Do you understand this concept? 8 years, and all we have seen is flashbacks leading up to a single moment. \\n Once that moment occurs, it's done. Over. All you're left with is post-climax bliss (for a moment), followed by \\\"meh, what else is on TV?\\\" (a la The Truman Show). I, for one, would like to have that \\\"oh-my-God-it's-about-to-happen\\\" moment last a little while longer. Wouldn't you? \\n The first 8 seasons were about a story. The last season is, too. The show always jumps around in time, allowing us to be a part of the gangs' lives from college into their adult lives. We have learned all about the complexities of all of their relationships. We have grown to love them. \\n Now, WE have met the mother, and it's time for the creators to tell us all about HER journey to this moment. We need lots of time to learn about her, what makes her tick, how did she get to where she is today? We want to know about her relationship with each of the friends, including Marvin. \\n We are not going to be watching 24 half-hours of \\\"wedding weekend.\\\" We're going to be watching flashbacks, flashforwards, and plenty of Ted telling his kids \\\"now you know your mother loves/hates/is afraid of __ , right? Here's where that all started...\\\" \\n Maybe we won't get a lot of Ted-Mother interaction, but seriously, who can take 24 episodes of Ted looking at her all doe-eyed and professing his love? Save that until the final episodes. I want to get to know the Mother intimately, and that is really what the final season is going to be all about. \\n Plenty of shows end up getting cancelled. They don't get to \\\"finish.\\\" Most end up wrapping things up within a few episodes, and then they shut it down. HIMYM is different. From the beginning, they have been leading up to a huge moment, and we are not going to be let down. In the future, TV shows are going to aspire to be what this was. HIMYM will be legen-- \\n Relax. Stop complaining. Because you know you're going to watch it. \\n And if you definitely are not... why are you still in this reddit? \\n --dary!\",\n \"Summary: I really love hate this fucking game. \\n [Here's a diagram of the shot, in case you need to picture it.](\\n\\nPost: and the agony of defeat. \\n I was playing in a BCA league match last night, and was shooting fairly well. I ran my balls out, but couldn't close the door, and left the 8-ball on the table. My opponent made a ball, then left me with a tough snooker, and 5 of her balls on the table. \\n My only option was to reach across the table, attempt to jump over two balls, and bank the 8-ball the long way into the corner pocket. The 8 was between two other balls, but it wasn't an issue. However, her 5th ball was lying VERY close to the path the 8 would need to take. No worries... all I really wanted was a legal hit. \\n I took my time, stretched out, and finally took my shot. The cue ball cleared the two balls in the way, striking the 8 just after hitting the cloth. The 8-ball rebounded off the end rail, snuck past the 11-ball with a hair's width to spare, and plunked itself into the corner pocket. \\n VICTORY! \\n Then, the cue ball decided to continue on its path, ending its slow, torturous roll on the lip of the opposite corner pocket where it paused for a couple of seconds, then took a dive. \\n Defeat. God. Dammit.\",\n \"Summary: Average velocity of a man's ejaculation: just over 4mph. NOT 25. Seriously, read the post. It's good stuff. \\n \\n Edit: some minor corrections and a some clean-up. What can I say, it's a messy subject. \\n Edit 2: It seems that the \\\"25 MPH\\\" average may have been accurate. While I haven't found a completely verifyable or trustworthy source (ahem Mythbusters ahem), I am inclined to apologize to the person whose claim I refuted. Damned air resistance seems to have more of an effect than I had anticipated!\\n\\nPost: Someone in another thread mentioned quite matter-of-factly that ejaculate travels at 25 mph (and is one of the reasons it hurts to get it into your eye -- a topic for another post). This assertion is FALSE. (I will leave the creation of a Dwight Schrute False meme for this topic up to the reader. You're welcome.) \\n Let's assume that it does come out at that velocity. How far would it fly before landing (hopefully NOT in your eye)? Without going into the mathematics of trajectory calculation, and not taking into account wind resistance and other outside factors, if shot straight up into the air, your ejaculation would reach a height of almost 42 feet. And of course, your nickname would be \\\"Bellagio.\\\" \\n That's as high as a 4-story building! \\n If you were to aim it at a 45-degree angle, it would travel 18 feet into the air, and travel 42 feet before landing. \\n Now, I have had some powerful ejaculations in my life, and if I were to guess, the maximum distance I have ever shot was about 4 feet. This is a guess, because I actually hit the headboard. Assuming I was holding my weapon at a 30 degree angle, my ammo velocity was approximately 6.7 mph. Hmm. \\n This, of course, is a fringe case. My question was about the average velocity. If I'm going to make an educated guess, it might shoot about a foot on average. Yes, I know that some of you studs can hit her face after you pull out, but let's be honest: most of the time it just dribbles, amirite? Ok. We'll stick with 12-inch shots as an average, shall we? \\n In a typical, oh-god-i'm-cumming-and-I-don't-want-to-get-you-pregnant pull-out, you are probably aimed at a 30 degree angle. You spurt an average of 1 foot (don't fight me on this, we already talked about that, stud). So the speed of your ejaculation is (drum-roll please)... \\n 4.16 miles per hour. \\n About the speed of a brisk walk. Not bad. But certainly NOT 25 miles per hour. \\n \\n I want to give credit where it's due. I used an online trajectory calculator for this. Feel free to plug in the numbers yourself: [Trajectory of a projectile](\",\n \"Summary: Is prayer the same thing as hope? \\n \\n Edit: before this gets downvoted to oblivion... I realize that my title seems karma-whorish, but please realize that 1) this is a self post, and 2) this post is actually about hope itself.\\n\\nPost: or do I? \\n As an atheist, I don't believe in prayer. Or rather, I don't believe there is any supreme entity \\\"out there\\\" answering prayers (as discussed in [this thread]( \\n What I'd like to know is... as an atheist, how do you feel about hope? As in \\\"I hope I get a good grade,\\\" or \\\"I hope my team wins the Big Game.\\\" When you are watching your favorite team playing in the final championship matchup, and you're on the edge of your seat as a goal/run/point is potentially about to be scored, are you hopeful? Are you crossing your fingers? Will you jump up and down and scream in joy, high-fiving your friends, relieved that your team was able to pull out the win? \\n When you're driving around the mall on Christmas Eve, looking for a spot, muttering \\\"please, please, please let there be an open space in this row!\\\" who are you saying this to? \\n How is this different than prayer? Is hope just a prayer to nobody in particular? Are you just putting it out there into the universe, just in case it helps? Is it something that happens naturally, like tears and pain and happiness? \\n Some have told me that hope and prayer are the same thing. Do you believe this? Do you hope for anything? \\n Or do you wish I'd just shut up already and go back to ranting about evangelical Christians? (Sorry, genies don't exist either!)\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":23,"string":"23"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_4"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":4798,"string":"4,798"}}},{"rowIdx":4799,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"Vlaed"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the content for a reddit post Support is the hired baby-sitter to make sure the kid(s) stay in line. The Jungler is Daddy working 9-5 with overtime hours that gives his life for his children."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Yes, the support gets the shaft on things. Let's now look at the jungler. We are expected to keep up in levels and gold, gank the lanes, ward, secure objectives and die for the greater good of the team. We have to not only compete with the enemy jungler stealing our jungle but our own team. I love being the jungler and the mid going to take my wraiths before 6-7 minutes. Then I go in and gank, red buff might take the kill and then I get yelled at for stealing it. Then the lanes are pushed to tower and warded, so I am unable to gank. My lanes are taking the jungle farm and I can't gank anything."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Yes, the support gets the shaft on things. Let's now look at the jungler. We are expected to keep up in levels and gold, gank the lanes, ward, secure objectives and die for the greater good of the team. We have to not only compete with the enemy jungler stealing our jungle but our own team. I love being the jungler and the mid going to take my wraiths before 6-7 minutes. Then I go in and gank, red buff might take the kill and then I get yelled at for stealing it. Then the lanes are pushed to tower and warded, so I am unable to gank. My lanes are taking the jungle farm and I can't gank anything."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Summary: I prefer the BF-109/Trop. Grab the BF-109 and get some XP going on it to unlock the engine, polish, AA rounds and possibly a 500lb bomb. The bomb slows you down but the BF-109 has great climbing and can withstand a steep dive to dive-bomb a target. You can always just drop the bomb if you start getting into a sticky situation.\n\nPost: It all depends on what \"role\" you are aiming for. I mostly stick to fighter/dive bombers. I personally think that the BF-109 G-2/Trop is the overall best fighter from the grouping. F4U-1a seems a bit underclasses, Me410 A-1 I think is more of a boom-zoomer, Lagg 3 66 sucks at turning and can't really compete in dog fighting, IL-2M can take a beating but I don't know much about it (I just know the thing can be a pain to shoot down) and I don't know the others.","Summary: Too many different diplomatic relations.\n\nPost: I bet you are losing it via diplomatic relations. Each country/empire is only allowed so many relations. Example, Austria starts with 6. You can have 6/6 before you lose points. If you hover over \"Diplomatic power\" it will give you a breakdown. You can have multiple relations with the same person and only counts as one. Military access counts as one and most people overlook this. Other things are marriages, vassals, protection, alliances, etc.. \n Say you have a 4 relation cap. You can have 4 different allies/marriage/vassals/military access before you take a penalty. That is why having a marriage with an ally is smart, you save a point. I can have a military agreement, alliance and marriage with one country and it counts as 1 point. Having 5 separate marriages and 3 allies I am not married to counts as 8. If I have a marriage with 5 people and are allies with 3 of them and have another military access with another nation = 5 + 0 + 1 = 6/4 = -2 per month. That doesn't mean you lose -2 a month, you just lose -2 per month from that one bonus/negative.","Summary: I love playing LOL but f### solo Q.\n\nPost: This game is still a lot of fun for me. I've been playing since closed beta on NA. I've played on NA, EUW in Europe and now on the Korean server is Korea. I have lots of friends I play with and I have made lots of real life friend in Korea via LOL. One of my best friends I met at a bar and started hanging out with him. Didn't know he played LOL and one day found out he did. We started lanning and playing a lot. I met 2 people via friends on LOL and found out they live down the street from me, we hang out a lot. I was being trolled by Koreans, they can be super racist to foreigners, and he said, \"You speak English? We should be friends.\" We hang out and go out and party sometimes. I love in housing and playing with my friends. I hate solo Q, f### that sh!t. The Korean solo Q can die and rot in hell lol. High skill cap players, ragers beyond all belief. They just clone whatever OGN does, even if they don't know how to play it correctly. I try to avoid solo Q and just play with my friends or have fun. It stresses me out too much. 15-1-7 mid the other day, lost cause our ADC was doing poorly and jungle/top duo afked cause we \"lost\" and we were only down 2 kills, 1 dragon and 2 towers. Ugh!","Summary: When I realize that the game no longer offers joy and only causes stress or I get bored.\n\nPost: Being bored with the game. I've been playing since closed beta and have taken short breaks. This game has caused stress and helped re leave stress. I've moved to three continents, played on three servers and met many real life friends from this game. I currently live in Korea and play on the KR and NA server but I've played around 500 games on the EUW server. Sometimes I realize I've put a lot of time into this game and then I realize that it's gotten my through some rough patches with family deaths and social anxiety due to culture changes.","Summary: I hate this system.\n\nPost: I hate it beyond a passion. Why? Let me break it down why, remember this is my opinion. \n 1) MMR - No idea where your MMR really is. You have to guess depending on your LP gains in your division. You think you are doing well gaining a decent amount and then it slows down. \n 2) Demotion - No idea when you could be demoted. You are at 0 LP and I've lose between 1 and 7 games before getting demoted. Every time I get to 10 or less LP, I fear losing one will demote me. There is no indication on when you can be demoted. If you do lose, it takes 3+ wins to recover from that. I was at 7 LP and lost, got demoted to 75 LP. It took me 4 wins to get back to that division from one loss. \n 3) Promotion series - People tend to troll when they find out you are in your promo series or sometimes just don't care cause they can lose 1-2 games and not go anywhere. They win a game, lose a game then dodge to boost their own elo. \n 4) MMR + Promotion - You could have an MMR so high and win a promotion series and skip 1+ divisions with no indication it's going to happen. I helped my friend go from Bronze 4 to Gold 5 and he was on a win streak so huge he went from Silver 5 promotion series to Silver 2. \n 5) No able to leave your division - My MMR was so high from getting stuck in Gold 2 for so long that my MMR was Platinum 3ish. I'd dominate and then get trolled over and over again in the promotion series. I was stuck there for over a month. When I finally got out, I shot up in LP insanely fast. Why do I hate it? My MMR/Skill level was above where I was but I was stuck there for so long because of a promotion series. I had no idea my true MMR and my rank showed I wasn't as good as I was playing, I later hit Plat 3. \n 6) Division holding - People hit Plat 5 or Gold 5 and don't care anymore, they got what they wanted. My one friend is even really good and he said, \"I just want Plat 5 so I can troll and not care anymore.\" They have no fear of demotion so they give up trying and just want the rank. Their MMR can tank way below them but they don't care because their \"Rank\" is good.","Summary: After 2,500 games on the US server vs. 1500 games on the Korean server, the Korean server has an overall higher level of play but higher level of troll/afkers, IMO.\n\nPost: I am friends with the OP and a bunch of other foreign/pro/Korean gamers on the Korean server. I started in closed beta in the states and then came to Korea in 2010 for work and then joined the Korean server after launch. I agree with the overall level of play being higher but they have the massive flaws. I even speak a decent amount of Korean and usually translate things for the OP. \n The Korean server has a higher peak number than any other server, not total. A large bulk of them are children, under the age of 16. Korea a super trendy place, insanely. The current trend is LOL. You go into PC bangs and see everyone playing it. They tend to only follow pros or metas, mostly only Korean pros. Currently you will see a Yi in almost every single game. If it doesn't fit the meta, they rage or get upset. If you ruin their KDA, they rage or get upset. If you speak anything but Korean, they rage or get upset. Anyone speaking English is either a \"yankee\" or \"Chinese\" to them. \n I've ended many a days from work eager to play LOL and then find my ranked games overflowing with mass raging over nothing or simple things. One had a 14 kda and then died and decided to afk rather than possibly ruin his score for a website. I was just playing a game with the OP and our Yi wanted a penta kill so he baited us into a fight and waited for us all to die and then rushed in to get a quadra. Then he figured he could 1 v 5 and dove their towers, resulting in his death. \n I like living in Korea and playing on the Korean server but it is a really high stressful server due to overwhelming ragers, afkers, feeders, trolls and lack of \"outside the box thinking.\" I've met some really good and close friends through LOL in Korea and get to spend some time with some pros. 4 of my close friends I met through friends in LOL or trolling in LOL. One of my close friends is a Diamond 1 and I met him by spamming in English cause my team was trolling. His response, \"You speak English? We should be friends!\" I will see Maknoon and Cloudtemplar at OGN sometimes. They say \"Hi\" and sometimes I can chat with them for a bit. I'll go to the PC bang with my friends after work or when we're hammered at 3am. We'll have full foreigner in houses, 5 foreigner vs. 5 Koreans, or even with pros/streamers. Phantom Lord got his butt handed to him a time or two by a friend, sorry about that. It makes for a fun time.","Summary: I hate the new Season 3 ranking.\n\nPost: I really hate the new system. You need best of 3 to rank up to the new division and best of 5 to rank up to a new tier. If I have 99 LP or 80 LP and get +23 LP and then rank up I go to 0 LP at the new level. But there is no indication of ranking down. I could be at 0 LP and lose 2-6 games before ranking down. I've been at 5 LP and lose one game and ranked down. One week I went 24-14 and barely went anywhere because I kept losing in the best of 3 series, due mostly to afkers or trolls. I've been stuck at Gold 2 and Gold 1 for ages. Then my friend, who was lucky enough to run into almost no trolls, hits platinum. The then proceeds to only win 40% of his games since and has been at 0LP for ages and my Elo is higher than him BUT I can't get to Platinum.","Summary: Gank where you gain the most either directly by you getting fed or indirectly where the lane gets ahead.\n\nPost: As a carry jungle I look at ganks as placing bets. I want to bet on the lane that I think will have the most impact. Let's look at two top situations. We have a Riven vs a Darius. Riven is losing hard but Riven can come back and I feel she has the ability to carry. I will gank for her. Next scenario we have a Renekton vs Garen. Renekton died two times. He doesn't scale and come back like Riven. I won't spend my time there. I will try to assist another lane. That being said, it depends on the server. I play on the KR server. If you don't gank a losing lane, 80% chance they will just quit the game or give up hope of winning. I have to assist the biggest rager or person most likely to quit because their \"mental\" will break. In a 5 man game though I will always gank the lanes that I think will either carry or I will benefit from the most.","Summary: Make a goal or mission and try to achieve it. Don't worry about dying and losing your stuff because it just lets you start a new mission.\n\nPost: A lot of my friends that play or have played came up with the same question, what do I do now? This game is open world and it's really your job to fill it. I prefer servers that have an active player base, around 5-15 people on average. I don't like servers over 20 people because it tends to attract more hackers or toxic players. Don't play on a server where there are thousands of vehicles and admins are giving away gear. \n I like to think of every life as a mission and I try to achieve it. Last night I started fresh in Elektro and my goal was to get basic supplies to make it north to arm up and hunt bandits. I managed to get a knife, matches, toolbox, backpack, pistol and hatchet. I now have everything I need to defend and hunt my way up north. I found a broken bike and fixed it and rode it to NWA. I snuck into a barracks and managed to get a DMR, ammo, PDW, bigger pack and grenade. I then heard there were bandit in Stary so I headed there. It was 1 on 5 and I lost but I managed to kill 2 off the bat with headshots, the 3rd I took down with body shots, the fourth I critically wounded and the zombies kill him. The 5th player got me but it was a lot fun. My two hour mission was a success and I had a lot of fun. \n Other \"missions\" you can do: 1) Find a fix a helicopter 2) Make a camp and stash supplies 3) Find a fix a car, van, etc. 4) Go camp hunting 5) Go bandit hunting 6) Go banditing 7) Taxi Service 8) Mobile medic 9) Group wars 10) Loot whore 11) Elektro rambo","Summary: IMO it would make the item too strong by removing the element of counterplay.\n\nPost: I think it would make the item too OP and warrent changes, aka nerfs, to it. Why? The downside of the item is that you are LOCKED in that location for the set time it allows for counter play by changing position, preparing CC, etc.. Allowing the item to be instantly turned off would remove that counterplay almost entirely. Example, Katarina could blow all her cds possibly getting a reset or two from a kill/assit, hit the item to dodge a skill, instantly unfreeze and then spam her skills from the reset again.","Summary: You get clamped in division 1 if your hidden MMR isn't high enough.\n\nPost: Yes, there is a type of \"slow down\" phase in division 1s. It has to do with your MMR vs division. There are certain games played games caps to gaining more MMR/LP. You will go up faster earlier on but after so many games your MMR is more fixed and you gain less. Win streaks also boost your MMR, resulting in larger LP gains. My main account didn't do so well so it took me ages to get to diamond, roughly 1,000 games. When I got to platinum 1 I was only getting around 1-10 LP. My smurf crushed games so I was shooting up fast. When I got to a division 1 I was getting 15-25 LP. If your MMR isn't where it needs to be, you will get clamped. You can get stuck at 99 LP and get 0 for a win because your MMR is not \"good enough\" to get to the promos. I've been silver 1 before, gaining 28 LP a win and everyone else on my team was Gold 1 going for Platinum lol.","Summary: The thing wobbles like a wounded beast if not using a joystick in HB. The flight model is messed up from the nerfs. Good plane, bad flight model.\n\nPost: The D-13 got smacked around since 1.31 and it can be hard to use in some cases. In Arcade, it's fine. The plane handles well at high altitudes and climbs decently. The three 20mm cannons are a beast and wreck face if they hit. Let's not forget they come with a rather large amount of ammunition. In HB, the thing is a flying tank. The plane was slightly over performing so they decided to \"nerf\" the plane. What was the result? They added some weight and the thing wobbles like a wounded beast on mouse mode. Using a joystick helps but still persists some. You try to turn with mouse + instructor and the thing just wobbles and bogs you down. If you can manage to get your target in sight and hit it, it's dead. Their nerf messed up the flight model, truth. I won't lie, it needed a nerf. What is the issue? Instead of just bringing the plane down, it got gimped some. Is it unusable? Hell no. I fly it a lot. The issue is, the flight model is hindering its usage for most in HB.","Summary: I'd take Riven.\n\nPost: Lee Sin is best jungling but can do very well top and mid. Riven is a massive top snowballer but can counter various champions mid (such as Kassadin) or snowball in the jungle. Both are easy to mess up and die easy if you aren't skilled with them. I'd pick Riven myself, she can snowball out of control and carry the game very easily. Lee Sin tends to usually fall off more unless hyper fed while Riven can destroy worlds fed. I'm 42-21 with Riven and 26-15 with Lee Sin.","Summary: A small girt from a nice student.\n\nPost: Story: This is a letter I got from one of my Korean students from two years ago. I moved to Incheon, South Korea in 2010. I've since been teaching at a technical/vocation girls high school. Their English levels are terrible and their attitudes aren't much better. I have to use K-Pop, humor and smiles to get them to pay attention. During vacations I have a special English camp for the willing and smart students. The student that gave me this attended every single one of my camps for 3 years. She graduated last year, I miss her.","Summary: Crappy BF 109\n\nPost: It's a BnZ plane. Well, it's like a crappy BF109 really. It has great initial climbing abilities but that falls off quickly. It can't dive as well and handles like crap at fast speeds. It can out straight line speed the BF109 but no one is gonna be that stupid to let you do that. If you got on the tail of a BF 109, it could just out dive or out climb you. The guns aren't nearly as effective either. Yeah, you have a lot of guns but they don't do that much. The upgrade helps some but it lacks ammunition. You have to either reload it in AB, which is going to take a wile, or you have to go rearm in HB/FR.","Summary: This consumer is livid with EA for allowing this to happen.\n\nPost: Updates are good but a bit too late to take the bitter taste from my mouth. Why? I paid money for this game, actual money. This does not feel like a finished game. I feel I paid money for me to play a game in beta. Something that usually is either free or dirt cheap. There are big bugs, pathing errors, flat out lies and more. If I didn't pay full price for this game and I was testing it, I'd be disappointed in how the game was. But it would be okay. Why? It's in beta, I didn't pay full price for it. The thing is, I paid for this game. I'm upset with the flat out lies, the super buggy game features and the timers to get online to play a game I might actually want to play alone. I had a busy day, people were screaming in my ears. I would like to go home and slip away into my own little world for a little while. Not, hey the server you are on is full and maybe you can join it in 20 minutes. I'm not happy with game, at all.","Summary: Good balance.\n\nPost: I like it because it adds balance. Countries that get ahead in tech would be able to shoot up in ideas too. I was playing Brandenburg and trying to form Prussia. Austria wasn't let me keep any gains and I wasn't in the position to grab anything. I just stacked up my military tech and when the time came, I rolled over my enemies with my 4+ extra levels of tech over the enemy. I eventually got beaten to white peace but won a lot overall. If tech didn't slow my ideas down, no one would be able to stop me at all.","Summary: You have a ton of choices. I don't know your skill level and your sons but for conventional I would recommend Leona and Braum for lower-mid skill level and Thresh and Alister for higher skill level. Unconventional I wouldn't recommend for lower skill players but if you are mid-high, Jarvan and Lee Sin.\n\nPost: There are many tanky supports you can pick from. I will list a few \"traditional\" ones and then some unconventional ones. \n Conventional \n \n Braum - He's a beast. He can shield, body-block/jump, resistant buff, cc. His passive and slow works well with an ADC. \n Alister - He has a good sustain heal, he can deal some decent damage and his CC is beast. Just make sure you don't mess up his E + Q combo or you could end up destroying your kill chances. His ult makes him beastly to deal with. \n Leona - The CC queen of bot lane. She's super tanky and an all in type. You need to know when to go in and when not to. \n Tresh - He's the big play maker. He has the highest skill cap of traditional supports. He's not super tanky but he can project very well. He is a protecting/playmaking GOD. He can pull, knock-back, slow, harass, save, shield, etc. \n Taric - He has fallen off a bit but he's still good. He's tanky, has a debuff for armor, heals, buffs dmg with ult and has a stun. \n Blitzcrank - He can completely turn a game around will a pull or completely ruin the game. You pull a champion like Alister into the team and you could throw the game. He has mobility, cc and playmaking. \n Unconventional \n \n Jarvan - He has a good attack speed buff, decent CC, initiate and displacement/disengage. His armor debuff can be beast for helping to shred armor. \n Nautilus - Leona and Naut are the CC gods. Naut is a mix between Blitz and Leona with his skills but not really as good as either. His CC and peel are still topnotch but he feels rather weak in lane. I would much rather take Blitz for pulling and Leona for CC over him any day. \n Rumble - Don't underestimate him. He has free poke and shielding. He can control the brushes rather well and his damage + zoning with ult are beast. \n Lee Sin - The recent nerfs knocked his 2v2 skills down but he's still good. He can shield, bodyblock, knock away, etc. His damage is high for having no damage.","Summary: Best times on KR are 1am-3am and 8am-11am. Avoid 5-7pm ranked games at all costs.\n\nPost: It depends on which server you are playing on. I play on the KR server, 1 country with 1 timezone. Also, they have laws in place that require you to register your account with your ID. Anyone registered with an ID under the age of 18 gets kicked around 9:30 or 10:30. An insane amount of children age 8-17 play. I've put together some facts playing at different times over the years since it started in Korea, talking about M-F. How does that effect playing times? \n 5pm to 9pm = Hell! Why? All the \"bad\" kids that don't study after school are on. Typically, children study in Korea until later hours. I average 45% win rate. \n 10pm -12am = Risky but better. Most of the kids have gotten off. There are still some remaining that use accounts made by other people but typically their parents won't let them be on anyway. I average 53% win rate. \n 1-3am = The happy hours. I have the highest win-rate here. Typically, only the more serious players and pros are playing during this time. I average 89% win rate. \n 4-7am = \"I don't care, I am tired.\" A flip of the coin, this is when people don't care. There are some serious players out there but the \"tired\" ones just give up. I average 60% win rate. \n 8 - 11am - Another rather safe time. Most of the kiddies are off at school. There are some pros playing and serious players. There is the occasional skipper that stays home sick or just doesn't go to school, random bombs. I average 78% win rate. \n 12pm-4pm - \"Kiddy time.\" Dangerous time, this is when the youngest players are on. They get out of school from elementary school between 12pm and 2pm. Either they go to private studies or they game. The youngest player I've actually seen, 6 years old. I average 48% win rate.","Summary: Pink (vision) wards aren't stealthed, so you need vision of the bush to see the ward. Using red trinket on a bush that you do not have vision of will not reveal a pink ward in it.\n\nPost: Hello everyone. I've been noticing a trend recently and I wanted to bring it to the attention of those that don't know. Using red trinket on a bush without vision of the bush will not reveal a pink (vision) ward in that bush. Red trinket \"reveals and disables all invisible traps and wards.\" It will reveal sight wards, Teemo mushrooms, Shaco boxs, etc. that are in a bush without having to have vision of the bush though. That is because these items are stealthed. I've seen a number of people sweep a bush with no vision of it and then walk past a pink ward. They then wonder why they didn't know the ward was there. You need to physically check the bush, get vision of it with a skill, or drop a ward in it. I hope this helps some people.","Summary: AMA! \n Post questions or comments you have below. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day and happy new year!\n\nPost: Hello everyone! I am Mowzer and I am a diamond jungle main and streamer on the KR server. I’ve been playing league since 2009 and have been living in Korea since 2010. I am a relatively unknown guy but I have been active on reddit for a while now and around the League scene. I am known in Korea as “만렙” (Max level) or “마우저” (Mowzer) from my [I ganked OGN] ( video. Recently, I started doing my own [Top 10 jungle tier list] ( and I am the Jarvan from [E + Q = Demacia] ( A few months back [I offered to help anyone coming to Korea for worlds] ( and [hosted the two picnics before semi-finals and finals] ( with [my girlfriend.] ( I attend a great deal of OGN events and [know] ( or are [friends with a few of Korean pros] ( and I am real life friends with Cowsep the mooing streamer. Sometimes I duo with Cowsep or get invited to [play with some pros.] ( Today I turn 28 years old, AMA! I will be answering questions most of the day/night.","Summary: This patch was a huge buff to most junglers and opened the gates for other junglers to rise. You no longer are punished for swapping trinkets. There’s more gold and XP in the jungle now and the ability to swap jungle items out before upgrading to tier three will allow for easier comebacks for various junglers. The camp reset nerf hit ranged junglers this patch.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server. I am not the greatest jungler in the world but I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my third take [(previous)] ( at a tier list for junglers in Solo Q patch 5.1. These are the champions I feel are strong In Solo Q for climbing but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games, testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. This new patch has been a buff for us junglers. Junglers now are able to get more gold and are able to store a second smite. The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. \n \n Top 4 jungle bans: Fiddlesticks, Rek’sai, Lee Sin, Jarvan. \n Top 5 – The big hitters: - note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \n \n Jarvan (3rd to 1st) – Long live the king. My signature champion has claimed his throne, in my books. The tweaks to his ultimate recently have helped him a lot and he is seeing massive picks/bans in the pro scene. He has fantastic ganks, utility and damage to tank ratio. He can easily nab dragon and baron with his combo and dive a high priority target. He is weak his first clear and strong invades can dominate and counter gank him well, such as Lee Sin, Pantheon and Xin Zhao. Watch your ultimates because you can hinder your own team even more than the enemy if done wrong. Optimize your build to avoid falling off late game. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana. \n \n \n Fiddlesticks (2nd to 2nd) – The surprise party never gets old. A top ban when it comes to jungling. He has no issue clearing the jungle with or without a jungle item. His build and skillset scales fantastically into the late game and shines in a team fight. He only needs his core-item, hourglass, to cut down the enemy. Watch out for invades and getting caught out. Upgrade to sweeper early because one enemy ward can turn you into nothing but cloth and straw. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \n \n \n Lee Sin (4th to 3rd) – Blindly stumbling forward. He is the playmaker and decimator of the early-mid game. Put him in the hands of a skilled player and he will demolish the enemy team moral and secure an early lead. His mobility and playmaking is hard to match. He needs to be played and itemized properly. A poor skilled player and/or one that builds him unwisely will find himself near useless as the game shifts into the mid-late game. Watch where you kick the enemy because you could be their saving grace. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \n \n \n Pantheon (1st to 4th) – Fallen but not forgotten. His ability to snowball an early lead is superb and his capability to execute a low hp target is nothing to be messed with. His ultimate allows for him to gank easily and cut off the enemy or split push and join the fight later. Itemize carefully because you will fall off as the game goes on and don’t get caught out because you lack a good escape. Once you charge in, it’s victory or death. A passive player will find him to be a poor pick. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, poor escape \n \n \n Rek’Sai (7th to 5th) – Weakened but not gone. The nerfs didn’t touch her real issues, cooldowns. Her ability to get around the map and splitpush have been untouched. She can build a network across the map that allows for her to get around easily. Her ultimate allows for her to gain an early level advantage and maintain it. Make sure you place your tunnels wisely or else you’ll end up in awkward situations or without a network to use. Manage your above and underground skills in a smart manner or you could make a fool of yourself. Pros – damage to tank ratio, mobility. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \n \n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \n \n Vi (6th to 6th) – High five cupcake. She’s powerslamming the opposition out of the way. Her itemization is phenomenal and she has no trouble ripping through the enemy lines. Built as a tank her W still shred through the enemy health and built as a cannon she explodes her targets. She is easy to clear and gank with. Know when to build tank and when to build damage. Fall behind using a damage build in the wrong situation and you might find yourself in a shallow grave. Be careful ulting a target with the ability to cover long distances quickly because you could find yourself alone, fast. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – mana issues, disengage. \n \n \n Cho’gath (unlisted to 7th) – The rise of Cho’god. The behemoth has surfaced. He has no issues clearing the jungle and his kit comes packed with fun. He has everything you need to annihilate the enemy team. His Q has a double CC with a knock up and slow and his silence scales nicely. Build him tanky and abuse the enemy team while taking little punishment yourself or build him as a glass cannon and 100-0 combo them into the void. He can easily get 40% CD and pump out the CC/dmg. Be careful on how you use your skills because you will run out of mana quickly and missing skillshots will cost you greatly. Kiting is not kind to you. Pros – cc, tanky, cons – mana, kiting. \n \n \n Xin Zhao (unlisted to 8th) – Ghetto Jarvan dashes back up. He clears easily and isn’t afraid of being invaded. His steroid doubles as a mild heal/sustain and he has a solid damage to tank ratio. He lacks the ability to play make the plays that Jarvan can but he can stick to his target and split the team nicely. Don’t expect to escape once you go in. You lack a solid out and watch your ultimate because a poor execution of it can put your team out of position too. Pros – stick, tanky. Cons – no escape, kiting. \n \n Rengar (unlisted to 9th) – Exclamation mark! He’s pouncing his way up the ranks. He melts face when built pure damage or shreds as a tanky dps. His ability to split push and assassinate targets allows him to happily carry. Manage your CDs and stacks to perfect his damage output and CC. Watch out for pink wards and don’t get caught out. Choose your build wisely or you could become useless as the game goes on. You lack a strong escape so make sure you know when to fight and when to run away. First clear you run low so watch out for invades from strong dualists such as Lee Sin, Xin Zhao, etc. Pros - burst, manaless. Cons - item dependent, 1st clear. \n \n \n \n Hecarim (10th to 10th) – Mommy, I want to ride the pony. He’s diving past your wall to your back line. He got a few buffs this patch that greatly helped with his clearing. Lower mana on Q early on and his heal vs minions has been increased. He needs a few core items to get moving but once he does it’s hard to stop him. His kit is the biggest issue when falling behind. He has to all in targets and face check damage. When falling behind get tanky or else you will be nearly useless because you’ll be dancing in the graveyard. Snowball off the targets you feel will yield the greatest reward and make sure to rock the arcade skin for maximum swag. Pros – initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \n \n 11-20 Junglers: Added by request but will not be explained in detail and are not listed in any specific order. – Warwick, Master Yi, Elise, Olaf, Nunu, Shyvanna, Nautilus, Sejuani, Skarner, Kha’zix. \n Honorable mentions - There are far more than 20 viable junglers in solo Q. These are junglers that are good/strone but either don’t stack up against the top 20 or require fair amount of skill or a good matchup to be placed higher. - Twisted Fate, Diana, Gragas, Udyr, Eve, Kayle, Noc, Karthus, Zac, Shaco, Rammus, Wu, and every single champion not listed. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.","Summary: This patch nerfed the early backing for junglers to upgrade jungle the item and shifted around the top junglers a bit. Rek’sai did get nerfed again but she still has a lot of power. Please, nerf Jarvan. Why? Because I want to play him again and not because he’s OP.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on both the Korean and NA servers. I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my fourth stab [(previous)] ( a tier list for junglers, in Solo Q. This list is for patch 5.2 and focuses on Junglers in general. This list is not aimed at any specific MMR. I have been asked to do a low MMR tier list and with enough interest I would be happy to make one. These are the champions, I feel, are strong in Solo Q, but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games (on both NA and KR), testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. \n This patch was a mild nerf to junglers. The addition of 100 gold to upgrading the jungle item was aimed at stopping three various situations when the jungle could back to upgrade rather quickly. These three specific instances are: 1) A team invades level 1 and the jungler gets first blood and then is able to back to upgrade. 2) The jungler takes one camp for level two and then invades the enemy jungler at their first buff to kill them and back if successful to upgrade. I refer to this as the “lvl 2 cheese.” 3) The jungler clears three camps and backs to upgrade. For my play style, this is not a massive nerf. I feel it will only hinder those that play the very aggressive early level invades and those who like the safety of backing after three camps. I can see another situation coming from this, invading the second buff or flat out stealing it. Since a great deal of junglers won’t back, I can see an enemy jungle going aggressive at the second buff. Watch out for invades! Save your ward trinket for aggressive junglers or at the second buff to counter this. \n The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \n \n Top 4 jungle bans: Rek’sai, Jarvan, Lee Sin, Fiddlesticks. \n Top 5 – The big hitters: - note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \n \n Jarvan (1st to 1st) – Praise the son! Well, he is the son of the king. Riot, nerf this champion. Why? I want to play him again and not because he’s OP. He has almost everything a jungler needs to be a top pick. He’s innately tanks and has a high damage to tank ratio. He has fantastic ganks and great utility. His E + Q combo makes it easy for him to get in and out to tower dive, steal dragon/baron or take an objective. Build him pure tank or tanky DPS and he does insanely well. Watch out, he is weak his first clear and strong invades can dominate and counter gank him. Pantheon and Lee Sin make short work of him early on. Don’t forget that your ultimate can screw over your team as much as it can the enemy team. Also, you can jump walls with your ultimate if the target is close enough to you. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana. \n \n \n Fiddlesticks (2nd to 2nd) – Surprise mother f##ker! I ban this champion every, single game. He has no issues clearing with or without a jungle item. His ganks all game are amazing and he scales amazingly. He only needs hourglass to be effective and anything outside of that just makes him an even better pick. Be careful because he is made of straw. Watch out for wards and upgrade your trinket early on. If you get caught out and are unable to ult you become nearly useless. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \n \n \n Pantheon (4th to 3rd) – The baker always delivers. Mandrop the enemy team into oblivion. He has an insanely good early game and has the potential to snowball the lanes easily. His passive makes tower diving easy and flash + W can catch a carry out of position with ease. Ultimate behind the enemy to cut off their retreat, drop on top of them for maximum damage or just use it to split push/control the map. Pantheon is an aggressive jungler and is not for the type that likes to sit back and farm. You need to balance your build with him or else you will fall off as the game progresses. You then, basically, become a stun bot. You have nearly no escape, so when you go in, you’re in. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, poor escape \n \n \n Lee Sin (3rd to 4th) – I see, said the blind man. Kick them into the graveyard, not safety. He has possibly the highest skill cap on this list. To be a master of the Lee you need to know you limits. His early game is amazing and has one of the highest playmaking skills out of any jungler. Manage your cooldowns and don’t help the enemy team by kicking them to safety. Itemize carefully because if you don’t you will become useless as the game goes on. Sightstone is one of your best friends because it helps you not only control the map but allows for you to get around the map. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \n \n \n Vi (6th to 5th) – A little smash and grab. She’s finally here! With Jarvan being picked and banned 24/7, thanks flavor of the month jerks, she’s getting a lot more play. She has a solid kit and a great damage to tank ratio. She has great mobility and ganks. Her ultimate can, literally, shove everything out of the way as she dives her target and her passive keeps her alive more often than you would think. Don’t spam Q when clearing or you will run OOM without blue buff. Make sure you build her to match what your team needs. Don’t fall behind and still rush damage because you might not live long enough to do anything. Be careful ulting targets that have escapes because you could find yourself alone and surrounded by enemies that wouldn’t mind smashing your head like a cupcake. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – disengage, mana issues. \n \n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \n \n Rek’Sai (5th to 6th) – Click, click, rwar, SCREAM! Her early game got nerfed a bit more but Riot still hasn’t touched her biggest issues, her cool downs. She has amazing damage to tank ratio still and amazing mobility. She can use her tunnels to gank or move around the map. Build a network and traverse the map easily. Use her ult to farm the jungle, split push, gank, secure objectives, etc. Make sure you place tunnels often and wisely. Don’t just give the enemy free gold for no reason. Make sure to manage your merge and submerge correctly, or you might end up looking pretty stupid. It’s easy to grab a level lead and hold it by using tunnels and your ultimate. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – damage to tank ratio, mobility. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \n \n \n Hecarim (10th to 7th) – Look at my horse. My Horse is amazing! The buffs did the trick for bring him back to life. He’s an even stronger pick for top lane with the heal buff but I shouldn’t say that because I don’t want people picking him. He has amazing mobility and with gank boots and homeguard he’s everywhere. Crush the enemy lanes for an early lead and snowball your graceful stride to victory. Itemize and try not to fall behind. Hecarim needs items to be useful because his kit only allows for all ins. You can’t just sit back and throw your poo at the enemy like some can. Don’t spam all your mana clearing if you plan to gank or else you’re just going to look stupid and do nothing. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \n \n \n Rengar (9th to 8th) – Kills are his catnip. He likes to pounce from the bushes or the shadows. He melts carries with ease and can go either glass cannon to melt face or tanky to still melt face, just slower. His clearing is decent but his ganks are better. Split push for days or execute a carry caught out. He has insane mobility with his pounce and ultimate and can easily cross the map. Know when to build him full damage and when to get tankier. Itemize incorrectly and you might be a rug on the floor for people to wipe their feet on. Manage your stacks so you can optimize your damage or cc. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – burst, manaless. Cons - item dependent, cc. \n \n \n Xin Zhao (8th to 9th) – Stop playing Jarvan, he sucks. Play Ghetto Jarvan, so I can play Jarvan instead. He has solid clears and takes very little damage with the heal from his W. His passive is a welcomed shred to all the ADs on the team. His kit is similar to Jarvan’s, but not as much mobility/utility. Xin does split the enemy team and stick to his target better though. He has amazing damage to tank ratio and decent sustain. Grab warrior and an offensive item to carry more or just go pure tank after warrior to almost never die. Be careful ulting because you can actually help the enemy team by throwing them into positions they’d actually like to be in. Also, you have escape outside of flash so when you’re in, you’re all in. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior or Devourer. (I prefer the CDR and armor pen from warrior but devourer can be a good pick when you are able to farm and or get lots of kills/assists.) Pros – stick, tanky. Cons – no escape, kiting. \n \n \n Cho’gath (7th to 10th) – Nom, nom, nom nom, nnnnnoooommmm. This cheeky “little” fellow loves to eat the carries. He has an amazing kit with, effectively, three CC. His Q is both a knock up and a slow and his W is a silence that scales per point. He is passively tanky and can either be a bursty mage or a tank with lots to offer. Max Q when going AP to dish out more damage, max W (usually max this first) to utilize the extended silence or max E for clears and tons of damage on auto attacks. Don’t spam spells without blue or you’ll run OOM. Practice your skills shots or else you’ll just be a manaless tank that just screams randomly. Kiting is not your friend so randiuns comes in handy. You can easily get 40% cdr in 15 minutes by rushing magus and frozen heart. This makes for laying down the law. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus or Juggernaut. (I almost always build magus on him, because it helps him power spike early. Also, it makes it easy to get 40% cdr on him. I, typically, will rush frozen heart as my second item. This allows for him to max cdr, even without runes/masteries, as early as 15 minutes. Juggernaut is a solid pick too and is more aimed at a tanky build. Juggernaut is more of a Cho’pansy style and Magus the Cho’god approach.) Pros – cc, tanky, cons – mana, kiting. \n \n Contested champions (these are champions I wanted to place in top 10 but felt others did slightly better): Sejuani – Great tank and initiator with lots of CC. Nunu – Amazing counter jungler and map controller with the new ward trinket update., Udyr – A solid jungler that has the ability to chase down targets and lay down DMG with CC. Kha’zix – Hyper carry with high mobility. His downfall is his lack of hard CC and requires lots of gold/kills. \n 11-20 Junglers: This section was added by request and will not be explained in detail. They are in no specific order. – Sejuani, Nidalee, Master Yi, Elise, Olaf, Nunu, Shyvana, Nautilus, Udyr, Kha’zix. \n Honorable mentions - I added this section to ease the rage over various junglers not listed above. This is NOT a complete tier list and is a top 10 tier list. There are far more than 10, even 20, junglers. Some are niche picks and require the right situation to be viable or need a great deal of skill/luck to pull off. The honorable mentions are - Twisted Fate, Karma, Diana, Gragas, Skarner, Eve, Kayle, Noc, Karthus, Zac, Shaco, Rammus, Wu, and every single champion not listed. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I am expanding each tier list to include more information and add more details. I hope everyone is enjoying these. Would anyone be interested in a low MMR tier list focusing on champions that excel in the lower tiers? If so, let me know and with enough interest I would be willing to put together one! My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( [Youtube] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day and best of luck you in your games.","Summary: If you are coming to Korea for worlds or fun, let me know. I’m available to help. \n \n edit 1 - I didn't anticipate this many messages. I will try to get to them all when I can! \n edit 2 - Thank you to anyone who gave me gold. I am attempting to keep up with all messages. I am sorry if I miss anyone. If I do, no offense meant ㅠㅠ. Thanks everyone for the, mostly, positive feedback! \n edit 3 - I am heading off to sleep for a bit everyone. I've answered, hopefully, 90% of the messages I've gotten. Sorry if I missed you or didn't give you a massive answer. I'll be back in a few hours to continue! I'll prolly start streaming once I get up if you'd like to chat about stuff too. Take care. Night! \n edit 4 - The chatter is dying down so I am trying to see if I missed anyone. I hope I got to you. If I didn't I am sorry. Toss me another message and I can get back to you asap.\n\nPost: Are you coming to Korea for the world finals and are a bit confused or nervous? If so, let me know! I would like to help everyone that I can. I live in Incheon, roughly one hour from the airport, and 40-50 minutes from the venue. \n I can help you with: \n \n \n Helpful phone apps \n Korean \n Where to stay/lodging \n Where and what to try and eat \n How PC bangs (Internet cafes, literally PC rooms) work \n What to see and where to go for sightseeing/cultural experience. \n Culture shock \n etc. \n \n \n I'm [Mowzer.] ( I am an American that started LoL in closed beta back in 2009. I moved to Korea in October of 2010 for work and I have been here since. I'm also known as [“만렙” - Max level in Korean and “OGN Ganker.”] ( I'm rather active in the community here and know a handful of pro players too, such as Destiny the new support for KT Bullets. Also, I am real life friends with Cowsep, the mooing Master Yi streamer, and Kimarah, the lovely overlay maker too. I sometimes duo with Cowsep and have appeared on his stream a number of times. They can vouch for me not being a creeper, haha. I speak English, German and a bit of Korean, so I can help with various language barriers. My Korean isn't perfect but I manage. Anything that needs serious translation for I can ask some Korean friends that are fluent in English. For example, my close, Korean friend Dubu has played League since closed beta and lived in USA for 17 years. \n Post a comment below or send me a PM if you want have any questions or just want to chat about things. I play League at around 5AM-12PM EST, and [stream too] ( Currently, I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server so add me, Mowzer. \n Take care everyone!","Summary: I met four random Gold IV-Platinum I Korean players at a PC bang and we had a blast. \n [Introducing my new fun team.] (\n\nPost: I just moved into my new apartment in Korea and don't have internet yet. I was pretty lucky though because there is a massive 260+ PC 방 (bang - \"room\" but roughly same as PC cafe) in my building. It's rather cheap, roughly $.90 an hour. I get all the champions unlocked while I play there and a 20% ip bonus too. I was playing a ranked game when a random Korean comes up to me and asks if I want to jungle for his team. I said, \"Okay.\" A few moments later four 23-24 year old University students came up and sat next to me. We played 3 ranked games and won them all. It was a blast. They were pretty good too. Two spoke English rather well and I used Konglish to communicate with the other two. It was the most random fun I've had gaming since I was child.","Summary: Thank you everyone for coming. It was a great time.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. The pre-game picnic was a blast. I want to thank everyone who came. We ended up having more than enough food thanks to all those that contributed. There were fried chicken, doughnuts, bulgogi (korean-style marinated beef), fried rice, snacks, drinks, etc! The day couldn’t have gone better. \n It was great getting to meet and talk to everyone. I hope everyone had a wonderful time at the picnic and after. I wanted to post the album from not only the picnic but the after game too. \n \n 1) [Pre-Game Picnic] ( – A total of 33 people came and brought a wide variety of things. [Some of the guys from Inven stopped over a took some pictures too.]( Thank you so much everyone for making this picnic/meet-up such a fantastic time. This turned out far better than I could have ever imagined. \n 2) [Post-Game] ( \n Part 1 Dinner: \n A ton of fun talks were had with some pork barbecue goodness (omnomnom!) and drinks on the side. With Jesus and Jon's amazing generosity, the entire group walked out with full tummies and still-pretty-fat wallets. Thanks again, you two! \n Part 2: karaoke vs PC cafe \n Then We broke off into two groups: one with my girlfriend Angela to a Korean Karaoke, the other with me to the PC café. \nAt the karaoke, they all sang songs of diverse nationalities and finished off with one of the 90s classics, \"I Want It That Way\" by BSB. Good times.\nAt the PC cafe, we played a few 5v5 in house. There were no runes, no masteries and no flashes. It made for a fun time. Apparently, [everyone hates me and doesn’t want me to play my champions T_T.] ( \n Part 3: Nerd Attack on Club NB \nPeople who still had energy at 1:30AM or so went to a hiphop club in Gangnam and showed them how we party it up in the world of LoL. We got silly, goofy, sexy, sweaty and exhausted. It was pretty cool to see how comfortable we got with everyone even in such a short time and have that much fun. \n \n Angela and I have started planning another picnic meet-up for Sunday before the finals. I will make a post about it later this week. Hopefully everyone will be able to come and hang. And all those still coming to Korea, you are more than welcome to come. I hope everyone has a great week and a safe flight. Take care.","Summary: Ban Warwick.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. This is my first attempt at a tier list. I am not the greatest out there but I have been playing since 2009 and I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server and I decided to put together my top 10 jungle tier list for patch 4.20. These are the ones I feel are strong but that doesn't mean that everyone else is trash. There are a number of strong and fun junglers atm. The following are listed from strongest to weakest but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. \n \n Top 4 bans: Warwick, Fiddlesticks, Kayle, Lee Sin \n Top 5 – The big hitters: \n \n Warwick – The top dog, he is currently the god of the jungle. He has no problem clearing the jungle and can do it without even a potion. He can easily solo dragon early on and has no problem staying in the jungle without backing until level 6. He can go an offensive 21/9 with blade of the ruined King and wits end and almost 100%-0 most targets. Also, he can go defensive 9/21 with tanky items and just never die. Canceling his ultimate can and kiting him are the issues he faces. The nerf hammer is coming! Pros – Easy clear, high sustain damage. Cons – CC (crowd control), being banned. \n \n \n Kayle – The titan, she has returned to the jungle. Her kit is making her a top pick or ban on the Korean server. She clears well and her ganks are decent. She can max range reset the camps and avoid taking damage if done right. She can throw the team on her back and carry or support them to victory. Her kit is amazing for 1v1, split pushing or team fighting. Her biggest weakness is items. She needs items or else she doesn't do very much. Pros – Damage, utility. Cons – CC, item dependent. \n \n \n Fiddlesticks – The party master, he’s always ready to pop out of the bush for a surprise party. His sustain is amazing and his ganks are terrifying. He only needs his core item, hourglass, to dominate. Another top tier pick or ban. He is prized on the Korean server for his level one invade power from his E. Fear his ultimate and ward the map. If he gets caught he will explode and it’s easy to stop his ult with CC. It’s party time. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \n \n Lee Sin – The play-maker, he’s not leaving anytime soon. He has been nerfed time and time against but in the right hands he’s a terror. Hit kit allows for early game damage and top notch plays. Watch out for his early invade because most won’t have enough health to deal with him. Missing Q or ulting someone to safety can be devastating. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \n \n \n \n Pantheon – The baker, he’s rising again. His shield is amazing for the new jungle and he’s able to do the dragon at level 1 and with blue he can easily do it at level 2. His ganks are phenomenal and he has a massive power spike early-mid game. He falls off post mid game and his item pathing isn't the greatest. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, no escape \n \n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \n \n Jarvan – The prince, he isn't on his throne yet. His clearing time has never been his strength but his ganks and team fight are as good as ever. He has troubles with mana due to the jungle item changes but his ability to get in and make things happen hasn't changed. He can easily steal baron or dragon with his E + Q combo with smite or R and smite. Missing an E + Q combo can leave you high and dry and his ultimate can work against the team. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – mana issues, CC \n \n \n Master Yi – The flashy carry, his Q reset dodges are everywhere. There’s a huge difference between a master Yi and a Yi player but his ability to carry games is there. He can farm all game and wreck face mid-late game, he can get fed and destroy or split push for days. To become the meister all one needs to learn is how to farm, Q dodge skills, auto-attack reset W or dampen damaged with W. Going in at the wrong time or CC can wreck him. Learn his limits. Pros – Carry, Q dodge. Cons – CC, feeders thinking they are Cowsep. \n \n \n Udyr – The stance dancer, he’s a wrecking ball once moving. He has no trouble clearing the new jungle and can kite/chase enemies for day. His damage and tanking is scary. He needs gold to get moving or else he explodes. Being kited is not kind to him. Pros – clearing, high damage while being tanky. Cons – Item dependent, being kited. \n \n \n Diana – The lunar cannon, she’s blasting her way back. Her first clear is a breeze. She can smash through 1 and 1/2 clears with ease and the new magus means she can max CDR with two items early on. Her ability to 100-0 with DFG and her combo is potent. She has mana issues and her early ganks aren't the best but after the first big clear she can be level 4 with stalker, boots and a pot. She needs items to be effective. Pros – burst, easy clearing. Cons – item dependent, mana \n \n \n Xin Zhao – The ghetto Jarvan, the Demacian sitting on your carry. His first clear is great and he doesn't need to back like many junglers. He can invade almost anyone and is almost afraid of no one. His damage while being tanky is great and his passive helps shred armor for the ADs. His ability to stick to a carry and split the team is fantastic. His downfall is his lack of escape and ability to be kited. Pro – stick, tanky. Con – kiting, no escape. \n \n The fallen one: \n Evelynn – The fallen one. She is having a lot of issues in the new jungle. Her biggest issue right now is mana. Her sustaining in the jungle is minimal. Her win rate is terrible atm. She’s viable but nowhere near what she was. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.","Summary: 4.21 shook the jungle around a bit. WW is out and Pantheon and Fiddlesticks are in. \n edit - Thank you everyone for your feedback. I am on KR time so I missed some comments while sleeping. I will try to check everyone's comment and try to reply.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server. I am not the greatest jungler in the world but I love to theory craft. This is my second go at a tier list for junglers in Solo Q, [first is here.] ( These are the ones I feel are strong but that doesn't mean that everyone else is trash. The recent patch has forced some of the big picks out and allowed for others to rise. The following are listed from strongest to weakest but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. \n \n Top 4 jungle bans: Fiddlesticks, Lee Sin, Pantheon, Kayle \n Top 5 – The big hitters: \n \n Pantheon (5th to 1st) – The baker has risen. The changes to dragon haven’t phased him but the nerfs to WW and devourer have moved him to the top. The level two “cheese” invade on him is insanely strong and his clearing/ganking is fantastic. Once he gets moving he is hard to slow down. His only issues come from his scaling into the late game and by the fact that he falls of some. Itemize him correctly and you’ll do fine but a poor build and lack of gold will cost you. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, no escape \n \n \n Fiddlesticks (3rd to 2nd) – The party isn’t stopping. His nerfs barely scratched him. He is simply amazing for solo Q. His clearing and ganks are amazing. He transitions well in the game and a well-placed ult will destroy the enemy team. He only needs his core item, hourglass, to send the enemies running in fear. I would have placed him at number one but the cheese level two invade is very strong atm and a caught Fiddle is a dead, useless pile of sticks. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \n \n \n Jarvan (6th to 3rd) – His throne is near. My favorite champion is climbing the ranks. Those small changes to his ult on paper added up. His clearing is decent-good, his ganks are amazing and his team fighting is top notch. Watch out for invades from aggressive junglers like Lee Sin, Xin Zhao and Pantheon on your first clear and don’t distance yourself too much from your team doing your combos. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana \n \n \n Lee Sin (4th to 4th) – He’s still here. In the right hands Lee Sin is a terror. His level two cheese invade is amazing and he makes things happen. The list of nerfs to him in previous patches only threw off those who aren’t good with him. His ganks are amazing, he can steal dragon/baron rather easily and his kit makes for some amazing outplays. He falls off mid-late game and you need to be good with him or else you’re toast. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \n \n \n Nunu (Unlisted to 5th) – The yeti knows the way. I haven’t seen a ton of Nunu junglers on the KR server but that doesn’t mean he isn’t good. His counter jungling can leave the enemy jungle starving for gold and his dragon/baron control is fantastic. He’s resilient and trolly at the same time. His utility scales well into the late game. Decide between going a glass cannon or tanky utility because poor itemization will put you out of place. Pros – counter jungle, utility. Cons – CC, poor itemization. \n \n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \n \n Vi (Unlisted to 6th) – She’s on the case. The nerfs to other junglers allowed for Vi to punch her way back in. She was never weak but compared to those titans of 4.20 she was falling a bit behind. Her clear is decent and her ganks are solid. She can shred the enemy and lock them down with R. Q is great for ganking, jumping terrain and pulling of some great flash combos. Her disengage is lacking and her wave clear isn’t the greatest. Vi and Jarvan are very simila but the utility Jarvan brings is just better atm. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – mana issues, disengage \n \n \n Rek’Sai (Just released to 7th) – The scuttle queen. There was no doubt that she’d be here. Her kit is interesting and fun to use. She brings a lot of damage to the table while remaining tanky. Her ability to juke enemies with tunnels and dart around the map with R is hilariously strong. This leads to some very interesting ganks and “SURPIRSE!” moments. She has issues with being kited and her CC is hit and miss. She’s still rather new to be placed perfectly. Pros – damage, ganks. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \n \n \n Kayle (2nd to 8th) – The titan got her wings clipped some. The nerf to devourer hit her but didn’t knock her out. Magus is still a beast enchant on her and with another item or runes/masteries she can have 40% cdr really early on. This gives her the ability to perma spam E. She can still clear the jungle at max range and take little to no damage. Her utility from W and R still remains to be fantastic from mid-late game for the team. She needs items to be useful and falling behind can make turn her into a support jungler. Pros – clearing, utility. Cons – Item dependent, CC. \n \n \n Kha’Zix (Unlisted to 9th) – The bug is back. His kit is perfect for a carry jungle. With evolved E he can get in and out rather easily with resets and an evolved Q does tons of damage. Even after falling behind if he gets a kill or two he can bounce right back. The nerfs to his Q patches back made his dragon/baron stealing even stronger. The Q no longer has a cap on damage dealt to neutral camps. He needs items and gold to do his damage and his first clear is pretty weak. Outside of the first clear Kha’Zix hasn’t changed much. Pros – burst, carry. Cons – item dependent, CC. \n \n \n Hecarim (Unlisted to 10th) - Here comes my lil pwny. People fear his clear but it isn't that terrible. He requires a few core items to crush but once he gets moving he's a wrecking ball. It takes a bit of practice to get good at using his kit but once you figure it out his ganks, damage and initiate does work. He has issues when falling behind because without items he does low damage and tanks even less. Pros - initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \n \n The fallen one: \n Warwick – This puppy got neutered. He’s still good in many ways but the nerfs to him and his items hit him hard. His sustain does well, his W utility is great and his lock down on R is still scary but not nearly as good as any of the ten listed. \n Honorable Mentions: Close but no cigar - Zac, Elise, Olaf, Amumu, Xin Zhao, Cho'God, Master Yi. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.","Summary: Pregame Picnic (BYOD) \n DATE: October 11th (Sat) \n TIME: 1:00 PM \n VENUE: Olympics Park near subway stop Mongchontoseong line 8 \n PURPOSE: socialize, etc \n \n The park is really big so I hope no one gets lost. As for any questions you have, leave a comment or send me a message. \n If you would like my Kakao ID just let me know. \nTake care and have a pleasant flight. \n Edit 1: thanks for the messages everyone. If you would like to contribute or are bringing something let me know. So far we have kimbop, chicken, bulgogi and a Korean side dish. Extra drinks, beer, cups and plates would help. \n Edit 2: [Album of maps my GF tossed together for me] (\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. \nBefore the LoL semi-finals game on Saturday the 11th, I will be having a picnic. It's going to start at 1PM at the Olympic Park, which is only a 5-minute walk from the semi-finals venue (Olympics Gymnastics Gymnasium.) \n I think it'll be fun to get to know each other, hang out, drink a bit before the games and get to the venue as a group if you're nervous about the directions. \n I will be bringing kimbop (Korean-style sushi rolls), snacks, a few bottles of soda and some beer. When I told a handful of people already here in Korea, they said they will be coming too. They are pretty cool, laidback people so it's going to be a good chance to socialize before the games. (And who knows, we might go out after the games too.) \n One small thing: I will try to bring enough food, snacks and drinks, but since this is going out of my pocket, it's probably safer to think of it more as a BYOD thing. If you can bring something to contribute, that would be greatly appreciated.","Summary: This patch hurt junglers in a few ways. It now costs gold to change the jungle item and smite has a shorter range. Jarvan has been knocked off his throne.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on both the Korean and NA servers. I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my sixth tier list for junglers for Solo Q. This list is for patch 5.4 and focuses on Junglers in general. These are the champions, I feel, are strong in Solo Q, but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games (on both NA and KR), testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. \n **For the full tier list with a cleaner format and champion cards check it out [here.] ( \n This patch rocked the jungle a bit with a few changes: \n \n Jarvan is going to be taking more damage from physical attacks from champions and the jungle. He received a minor armor buff to his armor, but his E no longer grants passive armor to him. Also, they fixed/nerfed his knockuo working in various scenarios outside of the E + Q pathing. \n \n \n Junglers that enjoyed the short lived item swap won’t like the 250 gold cost change. This will make it for various junglers that enjoyed getting trailblazer and swaping it out later for a more aggressive smite. \n \n \n Warrior enchant lost 5 damage. It’s not a massive change, but the nerf can be felt. \n \n \n A big change was to smite. Smite’s range was lowered from 750 to 500 (edge of champion’s hitbox to edge of opponent’s hitbox), which results in ~175 range loss against champions. This will make is considerably harder to get chilling smite off on enemy champions. \n \n \n Revive removed . . . bye? Doesn’t really do anything to junglers. \n \n The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \n \n Top 4 jungle bans: Vi, Fiddle Sticks, Lee Sin, Nidalee. \n Top 5 - The big hitters: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \n \n Vi (2nd to 1st) – A smashing good time. No longer in the shadow of Jarvan. The recent changes to the jungle and other junglers have helped her rise. She has everything needed to carry in solo Q. She can go either full tank, tanky damage, or full damage. Her W helps her do decent to good damage all game and the armor shred is welcomed by all ADs. Q can be good for positioning, gap closing, clearing, and CC. Watch the distance on Q, because falling short on terrain will leave you stranded. Try not to put too much distance between you and your team, because you can end up surrounded by enemies with no allies around. Using Q on camps can line up the monsters for clearing, but avoid spamming it without blue while farming or you’ll run OOM. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred. Cons - poor disengage, mana issues. [Vi's Champion Card.] ( \n \n \n Lee Sin (3rd to 2nd) – Blindly moving forward. Some things have changes, but he isn’t going anywhere. The changes to smite and jungle item changing barely affect him. He has the utility and playmaking to carry his team to an early lead. Sightstone on him allows for great mobility and fantastic ward coverage. The downfalls of him come from his high skill cap and poor scaling. He excels in the early to mid game, but he then starts to fall off. Watch how you position your kicks, because a bad kick can either save the enemy or send a hostile target into your fragile team. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading. Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent. [Lee Sin's Champion Card.] ( \n \n \n Nidalee (4th to 3rd) – Shifty spears hit their mark. This cougar likes to prey on the young and the weak. Her mobility and damage are not to be underestimated. She has an amazing kit to carry in Solo Q. Plaster the map with traps that provide vision once activated for an early warning system. Also, it proves a speed boost and shreds a bit of health. Her Q in cougar form is a scaling Garen ult on a short cooldown and is a great skill to secure objectives and kills with. She depends greatly on landing her spears to do damage, but even without being fully accurate she has a lot to offer the team. Her heal is amazing for replenishing your target and providing a steroid for your ADC. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage. Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent. [Nidalee's Champion Card.] ( \n \n \n Fiddle Sticks (8th to 4th) - An Awkward surprise. He’s been nerfed a number of times in recent patches, but it has done very little to hurt him. Riot has only nerfed his damage output, but has done nothing to harm his amazing kit. He does well all game and has a top notch team fight. He only needs a few items, hourglass and mobility boots, to crush. He can solo dragon during his first clear at level three or four without having to back. Upgrade your sweeper trinket early. His biggest weakness is the enemy team having vision of him or the ability to CC him before he can get his damage off. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight. Cons - being CC’ed, vision of him. [Fiddlesticks' Champion Card.] ( \n \n \n Pantheon (5th to 5th) – The flying mandrop. This is SOLO Q! He’s been up and down on this list, but he hasn’t fallen off of it. He has an amazing early and mid game. He can easily get around the map and snowball a lead. His ultimate is more of a utility/map control tool than a source of damage. He falls off late game, but itemizing against your enemy and a good lead can keep you viable throughout the game. Rushing damage without a tank on the team can turn you into a paper stun bot. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - strong ganks, powerful early-mid game. Cons - weak late game, poor escape. \n[Pantheon's Champion Card.] ( \n \n Bottom 5 - The runners up: \n \n Rek'sai (7th to 6th) – Incoming Rekt’sai. This saucy minx isn’t afraid to get her nails dirty. A number of nerfs have hit her, but her kit is solid for solo Q. She has high mobility and an amazing damage to tank ratio. Her ultimate allows for her to easily get around the map, for free. Also, it gives her the advantage of being able to split push while having flash too. Maintaining a level advantage with her ultimate is rather easy. It can be hard for her to land her CC and can be kited rather easily. Make sure to place tunnels wisely or the enemy team will be laughing all the way to the bank. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility. Cons - being kited, iffy CC. \n \n \n Sejuani (10th to 7th) – The frostbitten delivery. She’s been around for a while, but has had issues getting to the top. The recent changes to the jungle or other junglers have helped her greatly. She can be built mage tank or pure tank and still punish her enemies. She has great initiate and a load of CC. She does rather well all game and scales while becoming tankier. She lacks any form of sustain and has mana issues early on. Avoid spamming without blue and make sure to either carry potions to keep your health up or back before ganking. Remember, she has an amazing team fight, so don’t give up from being down a little. Suggested jungle enchant: Juggernaut/magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight. Cons - no sustain, mana issues early levels. \n \n \n Jarvan the IV (1st to 8th) – One fallen from grace. Riot finally nerfed him and you know what? I am glad! Why? Now I can finally get to play him again. That and it’s amazing how many people don’t read patch notes. The removal of armor on his E has hurt him, a lot. He has a, marginally, higher base armor, but isn’t not saving him. He takes considerably more damage than before in the jungle and he can’t Solo Ads nearly as much as he could. He is still an amazing jungler and a great top laner. He can’t knock up people as much with the nerfs to his E + Q combo too. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Strong ganks, solid team fight. Cons - being invaded, mana issues. \n \n \n Shaco (11-20 to 9th) – A little magic trick. The demonic trickster has deceived his way onto the list. He does amazingly well in Solo Q. He can easily start without a leash, provided you can get your boxes down properly. He can start at either his buffs or counterjungle the enemy buff. He has fantastic ganks and can outplay the enemy team with a few tricks. His ultimate can dodge abilities, such as Vi’s ultimate and he can split push with ease. Also, he can solo dragon rather easily at level four. He is very gold dependent and doesn’t have the best team fight. Don’t pick him without a decent team already built. He takes some skill and getting used to. A good Shaco is a terroer, a bad Shaco is a true terror. It seems the enemy Shaco is always a god though and the one I am stuck with is. . .crap. . .it’s me. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – amazing ganks, great split pushing. Cons – weak team fights, player skill dependent. \n \n \n Udyr (11-20 to 10th) – Shape shifting moods. PETA's worst nightmare. I have had my ups and downs on him, but he has a very strong Solo Q presence. He can clear the jungle rather easily and isn’t afraid of most invades. He has great mobility with stance shifting and can stick to a target rather well. Both approaches of tiger and phoenix are strong, but your play style and current situation will dictate which fits you and the current state better. He needs gold to get snowballing and can be kited rather easily. He lacks gap closing outside of running really fast at a target and stance shifting a stun on them. Suggested jungle enchant: Devourer/Juggernaut. Pros – high mobility, easy jungle clears. Cons – rather easily kited, item dependent. \n \n Contested champions: (these are champions I wanted to place in top 10 but felt others did slightly better): Xin Zhao – Ghetto Jarvan was a close top 10 pick after the changes to the jungle. He’s similar to Jarvan in many ways and has no issues clearing the jungle. Wu Kong – Not allowed to discuss him, because someone might murder me. Cho'gath - A tanky ap that brings a lot of CC to table and great damage to tank ratio. He has no issues clearing the jungle. Kha'zix - the evolving hyper carry that can easily reset his way to a killing spree. Having to pay to change the jungle item gimped his comeback. \n 11-20 Junglers: This section was added by request and will not be explained in detail. They are in no specific order. Wu Kong, Rengar, Kha'zix, Cho'gath, Nunu, Hecarim, Amumu, Evelynn, Xin Zhao, Master Yi. \n My Personal Choice: Cho’God – I have always liked Cho’gath, both in lane and in the jungle. He has great AP damage to tank ratio and has great CC. He can secure objectives easily with his ultimate and has no issues clearing the jungle. His downfalls stem from the ability of the player to land skillshots or the enemy able to dodge them and he gets kited rather easily. Early game he runs out of mana insanely fast. [Cho'gath's Champion Card.] ( \n Honorable mentions - every champion in the game not mentioned above. \n God-tier - Urgod, stil don't ask questions. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I post all my tier lists on [goldper10.com] ( and they can be seen there along with my other articles and [comic series.] ( I am currently working on another tier list. This one will focus on five specific champions, I feel, are good for climbing in bronze, silver, and gold. I will include possible runes, masteries, builds, etc. If you are interested, let me know. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( [Youtube] ( and [Twitter] ( I owe two great people thanks. First, to my amazing girlfriend that goes out of her way to make sure everything I do is the best. Thanks babe. You mean the world to me. Second, thanks goes to [Nunire] ( for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Thanks Mijo. Have a wonderful day and best of luck to you in your games.","Summary: Pregame Picnic (BYOD) \n DATE: October 19th (Sunday) \n TIME: 12:00 PM \n **VENUE: [Pyoungwha Park] ( \n PURPOSE: socialize, etc \n **[Maps] ( Special thanks to my girlfriend for putting these together and picking out the venue. \n \n This time we will be meeting at the picnic location itself and not at a meetup point. This area is much nicer and has a more park feel to it. As for any questions you have, leave a comment or send me a message. [Here's a picture of me and my girlfriend] ( so you know who to look for. It shouldn't be hard to find us though. Just look for the massive group of foreigners, haha. \n If you would like my Kakao ID just let me know. Take care and have a pleasant flight.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Before the finals on Sunday the 19th, I will be having another pre-game picnic. It's going to start at 12PM at the [Pyoungwha Park] ( which is only about a 10-minute walk from the Finals venue at the World Cup Stadium. \n I think it'll be fun to get to know each other, hang out, drink a bit before the games and get to the venue as a group if you're nervous about the directions. \n I will bring a main dish, side dishes and a few drinks. [Last weekend we had 33 people turnout and we had a fantastic time.] ( A majority of them are planning on coming again this weekend. They are pretty cool, laid back people so it's going to be a good chance to socialize before the games. [We went out last time after the games too.] ( Who knows, we might go out again. \n One small thing: I will try to bring a decent amount of food, snacks and drinks, but since this is going out of my pocket, it's probably safer to think of it more as a BYOD thing. If you can bring something to contribute, that would be greatly appreciated.","Summary: The age of the hulk is here. Tank junglers are back and the jungler is easier to manage. Sejuani is the reigning queen. Things change and new junglers rise and fall and that is what keeps the game fresh.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Things change and junglers rise and fall and that is what keeps this game fresh and fun. Every player has a different viewpoint on the game. This is where the diversity of picks, builds, and play styles comes from. Theory crafting keeps the game fresh and new. Below is my tier list for patch 5.5. Yes, I know not everyone will agree with me and I am fine with that. I really enjoy doing these lists and I hope I can help some of you out. \n This is the condensed version of my tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \n [My Jungle Notes:] ( \n There were a ton of changes this patch, so I have created an entire article dedicated to all the new/altered things. I call it [\"My Jungle Notes.\"] ( \n The list below has the champions listed from 1st to 10th. I feel that 1st is the strongest and 10th is the weakest, of those listed. This does not mean that any of these champions are weak or not viable. I would like to point out that there are far more than 10 viable/good champions. There are, in fact, over 20 junglers I feel are good. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \n \n Top jungle bans: Sejuani, Rek’sai, Vi, Nidalee, Lee Sin \n The big 10: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \n 1) Sejuani (7th to 1st) – The mighty Prince of Demacia has fallen, long live the Freljord Queen. She has been on the rise for a few patches now, but the age of the hulk has turned her into a monster. Her kit comes full of amazing things for solo Q. She has lots of CC and an ample amount of slows. Barriers pose no obstacle to her with her Q and she can easily engage a team fight. \n Her weakness comes from her early game. Watch out for aggressive junglers such as Xin, Lee Sin, and Pantheon. The trend for Lee Sin is to invade you at your second buff. Use a ward to counter this. It’s not worth dying for red buff. She scales insanely well with hp. It makes her not only harder to kill, but it allows her to dish out more damage. Max W first for the maximum amount of damage output. Don’t worry about falling behind, because you have a fantastic teamfight and group comeback potential. Strike when you see someone fall out of position and skate your way to victory. A full tank build is great on her, but an offensive item can help dish out a little extra damage when needed. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - no sustain, weak early game [Sejuani's Champion Card] ( \n 2) Rek’sai (6th to 2nd) – The queen of tunnels is near her crown. She has gone up and down in popularity in Solo Q, but her ability to traverse the map and her split push is unparalleled by any other jungler. Her passive sustain makes her innately tanky and her ability to build tank while still dishing out damage is phenomenal. \n Place your tunnels early around your jungle to optimize clears or ganks or position them more offensively toward/in the enemy jungle. Avoid placing them in open/obvious places or else they will be removed quickly and the enemy will pocket the gold. Manage ganking and clearing to keep up in levels and use your ultimate to gank, secure objectives and farm. It is easy for her to maintain a level advantage on the enemy by using your ultimate often to secure for experience and gold. She does well getting one or two offensive items and then going tank. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility / Cons - being kited, iffy CC [Rek'sai's Champion Card] ( \n 3) Nautilus (unlisted to 3rd) – The king of CC. This gentle giant has been mia for the awhile now. This patch has brought him back into the mix. Changes to his cooldowns, a buff to gromp buff, and the introduction of cinderhulk have breathed life into him. He still has a slow start and is a poor duelist. He does scale amazingly with health, giving him a larger health pool and a greater shield. \n You most likely won’t be carrying the game through damage, but your ability to pick a target and lock them down is stellar. He has one of the highest amounts of CC out of any other champion, Leona shares this title with him. Be wary of invades from aggressive junglers. Most junglers, Lee Sin for example, will make short work of you early. Clear camps when you can, but your main power comes from your ganks. Don’t worry about falling behind, you are great at team fighting. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – tons of CC, great initiate / Cons – weak early game, poor dueling [Nautilus' Champion Card] ( \n 4) Vi (1st to 4th) – Gimped but not broken. She received an early game nerf, but her mid and late game are still amazing. She takes little skill to pull off and he W is even stronger now vs all these rising tank junglers. She fits into almost any team comp and has no trouble diving the target she wishes to murder. \n Your clearing is pretty good, but avoid spamming Q without blue buff. You will run out of mana quickly and have none left to gank. After playing on the KR server for 3 years I am used to never getting a second blue, really. Take it and they will rage, quit, or afk. Don’t rush all damage when behind or you won’t last long enough to do any damage. The onslaught of oncoming juggernauts wielding cinderhulks will outlast you if you’re behind and built like paper. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred. Cons - poor disengage, mana issues. [Vi's Champion Card] ( \n 5) Skarner (unlisted to 5th) – We missed your kind. I’m probably going to get flamed for this pick, but I think he’s in a great spot right now. He received a decent buff last patch and the new cinderhulk item works amazingly well on him. He clears pretty good and he has no issues sticking to targets with Q and E. His ultimate allows him to pick a target and pull them to their doom. \n You won’t need much damage to be effective in games. You scale well into the mid and late game, but your ultimate will fall off as the game goes on due to items, such as QSS. Sadly, you don’t scale from health, but just not being able to kill you quickly is its own form of scaling damage. Snag Trinity force when snowballing or go straight tank. BORK is rather effective for dishing out damage and sustaining you, but I wouldn’t say it’s a core item. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – good CC, great initiate / Cons – slow start, easily kited [Skarner's Champion Card] ( \n 6) Sion (unlisted to 6th) – A troll that’s not trundle. His endless health scaling synergizes well with cinderhulk and turns him into a behemoth. He clears rather well, but his ganks can be hit or miss, literally. He has a rather high amount of CC and his ability to initiate and disengage can have hilarious outcomes. \n His damage comes from his inability to die. He requires no offensive items to hurt his foes. Cinderhulk is key to the rise of his power in the jungle. Getting it early on will secure faster farm and more health stacking. Be careful ulting or you could end up making a fool of yourself and wrecking only your pride. Remember, Q doesn’t need to knock up a target to be effective. Sometimes just slowing them is all you need. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – infinite health scaling, lots of CC / Cons – hit or miss CC, damage falls off \n 7) Lee Sin (2nd to 7th) – The blind has slipped a little. He is still as good as ever, but the rise of tanky, easier to play junglers has hindered him. His power comes from his ability to make plays early and stomp the enemy before they can get going. Now there are many more viable/good junglers that scale well into the mid-late game and are fantastic at team fighting. This makes it harder for him to maintain his power. That and these junglers are just simply easier to play and to be killer on Lee Sin, you have to be good with him. \n Crush the enemy jungler and their team before they can get going. Level 2 invade on the enemy buff can be a good strategy but not always. It’s very easy to counter that strategy with a ward or taking another route. That and if the lanes collapse, you’re dead. Pick the weakest target and obliterate their mentality. Remember, your power comes from your mobility and utility. Manage your cooldown and place your wards wisely to optimize your ability to use your kit. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading / Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent \n 8) Nidalee (3rd to 8th) – The cougar has aged but her taste for the weak is as strong as ever. She can’t shred tanks like she could before with the nerf to her W, but her ability to snowball and outplay the enemy is still insane. Her kit has everything needed to be strong in Solo Q. She can jump walls, speed up, chunk health, execute, provide vision, heal, auto attack (or attack speed) steroid, and just f### up your life. \n The key to becoming useful with her is landing Qs and managing your skills. Learn which walls you can jump and how far your range is with skills. You are one of the softest targets on this list. If you get caught out, you will get destroyed. Your W no longer shreds percent health anymore, but your Q will scale against tankier targets. Use your traps to your advantage and don’t forget to use the bushes for more mobility and surprise attacks. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage / Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent \n 9) Pantheon (5th to 9th) – Peter Pan-theon isn’t afraid to grow up. His ability to crush and snowball a Solo Q game is superb, as always. His shield and reset from W allow him to dive towers easily and his R allows him to control the map. He’s a very aggressive jungle and takes advantage of target with lower health. He is a great duelist, but he’ cannont solo everyone, such as Trundle and Shyvana. \n You don’t have the best clearing, but you will have great ganks and it’s easy to finish off a target or KS with Q and your passive from E. Unlike the majority of the junglers on this list, you don’t scale very well. The key to carrying with Pantheon is to snowball early and crush the enemy before they are able to get going. Chose when to rush damage and when to go tank. You have almost no escape, so your build is key to surviving or being effective in fights. Getting 5 offensive items with no tank on your team is probably not the best idea. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - strong ganks, powerful early-mid game / Cons - weak late game, poor escape \n 10) Fiddlesticks (4th to 10th) – I like to party. Nerfs or not his kit is amazing for solo Q. He has fallen some after a few changes to his spells, but it won’t keep him down. The rise of the tank junglers with CC is not good for him either. He can still easily clear, gank, and solo dragon before he even has to back once. Also, he scales amazingly well into the late game and his teamfighting is fantastic. The sound of his ultimate is something of nightmares and not to be underestimated. \n Positioning, warding, and clearing wards are key to Fiddlesticks. Your greatest weakness as Fiddle is being seen before you can do anything. Not many champions in the game become as weak as he does by the enemy just knowing of their existence. Getting hourglass is your main goal, because this is what will keep you alive during fights and allow you to get off your full ultimate. Don’t underestimate your ability to survive damage by draining. It can save your life. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - being CC’ed, vision of him \n Contested champions: Fizz, Shaco, Rengar, Hecarim, Volibear, Nunu. \n -AD Fizz explanation: I know I will get flamed by some for not having Fizz on my top 10. I wasn't going to put him on it just to appeal to the masses. Yes, I have played and tested him. Yes, I feel he is strong and he's even stronger than I expected. Pros - He has great dueling and clears rather fast. He can easily dive and get out. Cons - He needs to get his core dmg items of devourer and BORK early on to snowball and this leaves him rather squishy. Once he gets his tanky items he's fine though. His late game isn't the greatest and he falls off some. Devourer can be a very good item, but I typically see solo Q players getting it and just focus on getting stacks and they ignore everything else or they don't try to manage camps and ganks to stack it and end up wasting money on going it over something else. I know he is strong, but I personally feel others are stronger. Commence the with the raging! \n Good/viable champions not listed: Fizz, Shaco, Rengar, Hecarim, Volibear, Nunu, Jarvan, Amumu, Mundo, Xin Zhao, Gragas, Trundle, Wu Kong, Evelynn, Zac, Master Yi, Kha’zix, Diana, Olaf, Shen, Elise, Ashe (so much fun), and every other champion ever added to League of Legends. \n Flavor of the month champions: AD Fizz \n My personal good/fun picks: Shyvanna, Cho'gath, Ashe (tons of fun) \n God-tier (removed this section) Everyone already knows who Urgot is. \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone!","Summary: The hulk era still continues. The nerfs to cinderhulk weren’t game changing, more of a fine tuning. Be prepared for more Eve in games. Try to think outside of the box. Play what you feel you’ll do best with and not just what the pros play. Solo Q is not the LCS, LCK, LPK, etc. Have fun!\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Diversity comes from people thinking outside the box and trying new things. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \n This is the condensed version of my tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \n Jungle Changes: [My Jungle Notes] ( – I’ve moved this section to its own article. \n The list below has the champions listed from 1st to 10th. I feel that 1st is the strongest and 10th is the weakest, of those listed. This does not mean that any of these champions are weak or not viable. I would like to point out that there are far more than 10 viable/good champions. There are, in fact, over 20 junglers I feel are good. Attention! This is my opinion and lists only the top 10 champions. This is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. My complete “climbing” tier list will be posted at a later date. \n \n Top jungle bans: Sejuani, Rek’sai, Nidalee \n The big 10: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \n 1) Sejuani (1st to 1st) – She makes Elsa look like a joke. Riot did a good job adjusting Sejuani and not just slamming the nerf hammer down. Missing her ult will have higher consequences and her % health shred isn’t as good. Outside of that, she’s still amazing. She still packs a punch while being tanky and has a stack of CC to bring to the table. \n She lacks sustain and has a weak early game. She makes up for this by having a stellar team fight and a great mid-late game. Engaging is her specialty, so make sure to capitalize on a poor positioned target, especially the carries. Watch out for invades on your first clear. The aggressive invaders aren’t being picked nearly as much, but don’t let your guard down. Make sure to use your trinket to ensure your safety when you feel like a surprise party is about to happen. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - no sustain, weak early game \n [Sejuani’s Champion Card] ( \n 2) Nunu (Unlisted to 2nd) – Nunu is enjoying his romp around the jungle. He is in a great place at the moment. Cinderhulk has allowed him to rise above the counter-jungle/objective securer and transition to a solid tank with lots of utility to bring to the team. He can easily control dragon and baron. Having a Nunu on the team means teams can take baron not only easier but earlier too. \n He isn’t a damage carry jungle that can single handedly win the game. He does provide a number of other amazing things. The key to winning with Nunu is getting your team the advantage whenever possible, not just yourself. He takes little time to pick up and is easy to jungle with. Remember to not only buff yourself with W. Always try to apply it to other targets to maximize its effect. Getting it onto your ADC when possible can be game changing. Also, counter-jungling with the enemy jungle can be fun too. Using smite right as your Q goes off allows for you to easily secure dragon and baron. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – great utility, easy to secure dragon and baron / Cons – low damage, ultimate canceled easily \n [Nunu’s Champion Card] ( \n 3) Rek’sai (2nd to 3rd) – This sensual creature has had her fair share of nerfs. This time around she lost a bit of damage on her Q, but now has the ability to use her placed tunnels more often, when ranked up. The damage loss will be felt, but her power and potential is still fantastic. \n She has the ability to get the game moving early on and quickly. She comes packed with a kit that makes her a juggernaut and vision while burrowed can be devastatingly powerful. The key to winning with Rek’sai comes from her ability to get around the map and maintain levels with the laners or pull ahead of them. Her ultimate makes her great split-pusher or surprise party thrower. She needs to be built rather tanky in this meta or she won’t survive long in most fights. Unless you are fed, I suggest building an offensive item, such as hexdrink or hydra, later in the game. \n Suggested jungle enchant: warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility / Cons - being kited, iffy CC \n [Rek’sai’s Champion Card] ( \n 4) Gragas (unlisted to 4th) – This perfectly sculpted mountain of a man has been bouncing his way around the rift. His kit comes packed with rather high based damage, mobility, CC, and damage reduction. He rarely has a problem, unless he runs out of the good stuff. \n He has an amazing early game and does nicely clearing camps. Unlike most tank junglers, his early game is deadly. His ganks are solid and he has the ability to engage and disengage rather easily. His passive scales with health, which allows him to sustain a good amount of health throughout the game. He doesn’t keep up with most of the other tank junglers as the game goes on, but he makes up for that with his power early-mid game and the amount of CC he brings to the table. He is more suited for players who like tank junglers, but prefer to be more aggressive early on in the game. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – great engage/disengage, high base damage / Cons – skillshot dependent, outscaled by other tanks late game \n [Gragas’s Champion Card] ( \n 5) Nidalee (8th to 5th) – A cougar doesn’t fear getting a little work done. She got a bit of health knocked off of her, but that does not stop her from bringing the pain. Her kit allows for her to traverse the map easily and kite her enemies with ease. She lacks CC, but she makes up for that with an arsenal of other abilities. \n She has a high take down potential with her poke and execute. Using the bushes and her abilities she won’t have trouble when trying to chase down enemies or flee. Well placed traps can provide an early warning system, add a bit of damage, or boost her speed some. The bulk of her damage comes from her spears. Mastering them will be key to dominating with her. Tanks are not affected as much by spears as squishes and highly skilled players can dodge skills better, reducing the effectiveness of your poke. Mastering the transition between ranged and melee will greatly improve performance. There is nothing worse than going HAM in the wrong form. \n Suggested jungle enchant: magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage / Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent \n [Nidalee’s Champion Card] ( \n 6) Lee Sin (7th to 6th) – The blind playmaker needs the right moves. Lee Sin requires more skill than other other champion on this list to pull off. His early-mid game potential is unmatched in the right hands. In the wrong hands, he’s cannon fodder. Also, every other champion listed outscales him post mid game. These reasons make him a hard champion to place. \n He has an insanely strong early game and he can crush most junglers he chooses to invade. His ganks are solid and he packs a punch without needing damage. His skills allow him to manipulate his targets and chose to shove an enemy into death or kick them away from a vital member of your team. He is risky pick in the current meta. He smashes through the tanky meta picks early game, but as the game drags on his effectiveness wears off. A poorly skilled Lee Sin has little to offer the team, especially once the enemy has more than three items. I recommend him for those that are good-insane with him and advise against using him, in ranked, for everyone else. \n Suggested jungle enchant: warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading / Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent \n 7) Zac (unlisted 7th) – Green apple or grape flavored, both are delicious. This bouncing experiment was in an odd place for a long time. He’s finally getting his chance to rise to the occasion. He scales well with health, shreds health, requires no mana, a guardian angel-like passive, comes preloaded with lots of CC, and teamfights like a raid boss. \n He’s a huge blob of force, literally, with a load of HP.He is a champion that loves to stack health and loves to play against health stackers. Add in the fact that he can initiate and teamfight amazingly well and you have a perfect champion for the cinderhulk meta. He does well clearing and his bloblets allow for him to regain lost health from camps and fights. His passive not only saves him at times, but it can bait the enemy into traps. Initiating fights when the enemy is caught out or ill prepared will go far on Zac. He becomes a tanky monster mid-late game, but he has issues carrying the game on his own. Utilizing his teamfighting is key to winning with Zac. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – strong teamfighting, great initiate / Cons – skillshot dependent, weak early game \n 8) Vi (8th to 8th) – She’s keeps on knocking them down. Vi still is an amazing pick in this meta. She takes little skill to pull off and her W is even stronger now vs all these rising tank junglers. She fits into almost any team comp and has no trouble diving the target she wishes to murder. \n Your clearing is pretty good, but avoid spamming Q without blue buff. You will run out of mana quickly and have none left to gank. Don’t rush all damage when behind or you won’t last long enough to do any damage. The trending cinderhulk fury will make short work of you if you don’t have the defense to withstand their onslaught. Diving the backline isn’t an issue for you, but sometimes peeling for your carries does the trick too. Avoid charging into battle without your team near you. You are able to close vast distances with Q + Flash + R and you can end up way beyond help from your team. \n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred / Cons - poor disengage, mana issues \n 9) Evelynn (unlisted to 9th) – She’s got the touch. I will probably get flamed for having her here, but she’s back. Your pain is her pleasure. The buff to her Q seemed small to some, but it does hurt. She’s been making a comeback on the KR server for more than a month and this buff shoved her back into Solo Q. \n She’s not afraid of ward trinkets and sighstones. They are just a form of cash for her. She does well roaming the map and picking off targets that haven’t placed pink wards to warn of the oncoming storm. She can magus/warrior/cinderhulk and perform well. Get a BORK and stack tank on her and her early-mid game dishes out the power. She falls off late game without being far ahead, but that’s why people pick her. She’s relatively easy to pick up and takes advantage of the disarray of solo Q. She’s not a safe pick that you can just dig in and hope to win in the late game. Pick her if you like the aggressive playstyle and want to punish those that don’t ward and overextend past the point of hope. \n Suggested jungle enchant: magus/cinderhulk/warrior. Pros – invisible to sight wards, snowballs easily / Cons – lack of CC, item dependent \n 10) Sion (contested to 10th) – Choo, choo! All aboard! He has an endless pool of health stacking and that goes well with cinderhulk. He does well clearing, but he can have issues ganking. He ganks are either hit or miss, literally. He can either land all his skills and secure a kill or two or he can miss everything and do nothing. He does better counter-ganking than ganking. He has a rather high amount of CC and his ability to initiate and disengage can have hilarious outcomes. \n His gets his damage from his ability to stay alive and not die. Cinderhulk is key to the rise of his power in the jungle and he doesn’t need offensive items to do well. Getting cinderhulk early on will secure faster far. Practice your ult and be careful your pride isn’t the only thing that hits the wall after you miss your mark. Remember, Q doesn’t need to knock up a target to be effective. Sometimes just slowing them is all you need. \n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – infinite health scaling, lots of CC / Cons – hit or miss CC, damage falls off \n Contested champions: Fiddlesticks, Volibear, Maokai, Nautilus, Pantheon \n My personal (not listed) good pick(s) – Warwick, Nocturne \n My fun pick(s) – Ashe! \n \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. I missed last patch, was busy at work. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. Have a wonderful day and best of luck you in your games.","Summary: There were some big changes this patch and a number of bug fixes. Slow stacking is gone and devourer got a big change to it. Rek'sai isn't going to be as good as before and AP items got some tweaking.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. There were a few changes this patch that affected the jungle. Here is my rundown and thoughts about the changes: \n [Jungle Notes Patch 5.13] ( \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \n -Mowzer","Summary: There were some big changes this patch and a number of bug fixes. Slow stacking is gone and devourer got a big change to it. Rek'sai isn't going to be as good as before and AP items got some tweaking.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on KR and NA. There were a few changes this patch that affected the jungle. Here is my rundown and thoughts about the changes: \n [Jungle Notes Patch 5.13] ( \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \n -Mowzer","Summary: Gragas is pick or ban in my book. Sejuani got knocked down with her W nerf. Eve is being picked a lot more recently. Kha'zix's buff helped him a bit, but I still feel he is too hot and cold for top 10.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.11. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.11] ( \n Champion Cards for this Patch: None this patch. Overhauling template and setup for Patch 5.12. \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \n -Mowzer","Summary: Sejuani moved down a peg after the nerf to her W. Gragas's nerf wasn't very game changing. There are a lot of good-viable picks currently. Pick something you are good with and enjoy.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my Jungle climbing tier list for patch 5.10. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \n [Climbing Tier List Patch 5.10] ( \n Champion Cards for this Patch: [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Cho'gath] ( [Olaf] ( \n Runes & Masteries Cards (new per request): [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Cho'gath] ( [Olaf] ( \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone!\n-Mowzer","Summary: There are two common things you don’t want to hear on the Korean server, mental (mentality) and mid open (push mid.)\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer “만렙” here. Many of you have expressed interest in Korea or plan on coming to Korea for Worlds. So, today I wanted to discuss two common things you never want to hear in Korean solo Q, “mental/ 멘탈” and “mid open/ 미드 오픈.” I’d like to point out that I am not trying to offend anyone or be racist in any manner. I am just sharing my experiences here in Korea. \n \n 1) Mental (멘탈) – This is a reference to their mentality. This is a very common word to be used and good things never really tend to follow. If their “mental” is weak they are probably about to break, game mental breakdown incoming. It does not always mean they want to quit the game or lost the will to win. When this happens, however, it can often lead to feeding, constant bickering, raging, etc. \n Another issue with “mental” is the enemy team taunting a weaker player about their mental, possibly putting them on tilt. Believe it or not, this can actually cause some of them to quit, leading to the entire team’s demise (RIP). \n Some examples of “mental” I wouldn’t want to hear \n - 나 멘붕 = My “mental” is broken/destroyed. \n - 멘탈 털림 / 멘탈 털려 = My “mental” is running low. \n 2) Mid open (미드 오픈) – In English we normally say, push mid. Here, their morale is gone and the will to win is over. They want the enemy team to push mid or some other lane to end the game quickly to “save their mental.” \n Some examples of mid open I wouldn’t want to hear: \n - 미드 열어요 \n - 미드 여셈 = open mid \n \n How often do I hear these two problems on the Korean server? It happens more often than I’d like to admit and it happens more where you wouldn’t expect it: diamond tier. It’s a troublesome factor for diamond players, for more than silver or gold. It happens These two areas are big issues here. For example, during my diamond promotions alone there was someone wanting to open mid in all five games. Two games it was my team, two games it was the enemy team and the last game both sides had someone at some point that wanted to do it. \nWhy does this happen? A lot of it has to do with the commonly stressful life a typical Korean lives. Maybe they work 50 hours a week or they study constantly. \n Another issue is what I like to call the “PC 방 (pc room/Internet cafe) effect.” What is the pc bang effect? A good deal of gaming Koreans go to pc bangs. Why? Premium LOL pc bangs offer a 20% ip boost and all champions are unlocked while playing there. That or maybe they are unable to get home, don’t have a good pc or their family doesn’t approve of their gaming. They have to pay by the hour, roughly $1 - $1.50. What does this have to do with them wanting to “open mid”? Maybe they don’t have the time or don’t want to spend the money to possibly win the game. They’d rather quit and play a new game or just end it so they don’t have to pay more. \n Special thanks to my close, Korean friend Kenny [“Dubu” aka “Dubulift”] ( for his input. If you have any comments or questions about Korea or coming to Korea let me know down below or contact me via [my facebook page.] (","Summary: Rek'sai has donned her crown again. Runeglaive screwed over Fiddlesticks pretty hard, but it was a welcome change to some AP junglers. The nerf to Gragas was felt, but it wasn't game breaking. Jarvan's E buff wasn't anything spectacular, but it is nice to get some love.\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.12. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.12] ( \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \n -Mowzer","Summary: Cinderhulk was nerfed a bit, but it was more fine tuning than anything. It is still a fantastic item and is the key to shaping the current meta. Evelynn got a nice buff and is making a big comeback in Solo Q. Do no underestimate her damage and tankability. There are a ton of good junglers to be played this patch.\n\nPost: This is the condensed version of my new tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards and explanations [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \n Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on Kr and NA. I've made the climb from bronze before and currently have 5 ranked accounts between platinum 3 and diamond 3. Here is my bronze to gold jungle \"climbing tier list\" for patch 5.7. This is not replacing my normal “top 10” tier list. [That can be found here] ( This list is aimed at helping those at lower MMR to climb the ranks. This list is just my opinion and is not to be taken as fact. \n Disclaimer: Any champion can get to diamond and beyond. There is no shortcut or guide that will get you from bronze to challenger overnight. Play what you enjoy and don’t be afraid to think outside the box. \n My personal tips win climbing: \n 1) Don’t play when you are afraid to lose. \n 2) Quit playing ranked, for a short while or the day, after you lose 2-3 games in a row. \n 3) “/mute all” when you are titling and don’t want to read taunts/comments from others. \n 4) Don’t broadcast that you are on tilt or on the way there. Some people will try to break you even more, even your own team. \n 5) Don’t instantly re-queue after losing a game, take a break and wait a little. Take this time to reflect on the game or work on something else. \n 6) Remember that everyone else, hopefully, is a person on the other end. They have feelings too. \n 7) Play for the win and the mmr, not the LP. Don’t let small LP gains get you down. \n 8) Be productive, not counterproductive. Telling someone they suck and shouldn’t play the game won’t help them or make them want to play better, typically. Try to help others and avoid being passive aggressive. \n 9) Analyze your mistakes and the plays of others. “Omg, he got away with 1 hp. He’s so lucky.” More likely you made a mistake or they did something right. \n 10) Have fun! This is a game after all. \n \n For changes to the jungle and my thoughts check out my [“Jungle Notes.”] ( \n Note: Champions are placed in order of their strength within the tier. All champions listed in the same tier are similarly matched in power. \n God Tier: The Titan(s) \n [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( \n Reasoning: Both of these champions are straight forward and rather easy to pick up. They both dish out a lot of damage while being tanky, have a lot of cc, are amazing at team fighting, have % health damage, and possess strong initiates. Their weakness comes from their early game. Both are vulnerable to invades, but they quickly make up for that in the mid-late game. \n Tier 1: Strong / Great \n Nautilus, [Volibear] ( Rek’sai, Vi, Gragas, Nidalee, Nunu, [Rengar] ( Maokai, Udyr, Sion \n Reasoning: All of these champions have something different to offer the team. \n My suggestions for different play styles: Tank – Nautlius. He has a ton of CC and turns into an unkillable mountain mid-late game while putting out decent-good damage. Hyper Carry – Rengar. He snowballs hard, destroys squishes, and has amazing roam/split push. He has a hard time coming back from behind. AP Damage – Nidalee. She has an amazing kit for poking and carrying. She relies on her spear for a lot of damage, so practice landing it to do well with her. Also, knowing which walls she can and cannot jump help too. \n Tier 2: Solid / Good \n Cho’gath, Hecarim, Skarner, Xin Zhao, Pantheon, Master Yi, Warwick, Fiddlesticks, Evelynn, [Zac] ( Wukong, Trundle, Shaco, Kha'Zix, Lee Sin, Olaf, Shyvana, Jarvan, Rammus, Nocturne, Aatrox, kayle, Mundo, Malphite, Diana, Poppy, Karthus, Nasus, Jax, Elise \n Reasoning: This is where the majority of the junglers end up. They are all good, but they lack, in my opinion, the power to complete with the upper tiers. \n My suggestions for different play styles: Tank – Zac. He has a fantastic teamfight and has a great damage to tank ratio. He has a hard time carrying the game by himself. Landing his E is key to doing well with him. Hyper Carry – Master Yi. There is a big difference between a good Yi and a bad Yi. He doesn’t take a lot of mechanics and skills to pull off. Learn how to dodge damage with Q and reduce damage with W. Know your limits and when to fight and when not to. Teams that learn to focus him down will send him to the graveyard rather quickly. Manage your cooldowns wisely. AP damage: Cho’gath. I don’t like cinderhulk on him and I prefer to go the magus route and then get frozen heart second. Doing this will max your CDR in a short time and allow for a lot more CC and damage to be put out. From there you build tank and a late game deathcap for damage. You remain a force to be reckoned with as a tank and as a dpser. \n Tier 3: Viable / Require a certain level of proficiency to pull off \n Reasoning: These champions can jungle, but they typically do better laning than jungling. They either require a lot of gold or skill with them to pull off. \n Shen, Riven, Fiora, Tryndamere, Irelia, Gangplank, Zed, AD Malzahar, Darius, Alistar, Leona, Yorick, Twitch, Twisted Fate, Fizz \n Tier 4: Can work, but typically won’t do well or require lots of gold \n Reasoning: This is where everyone else goes. Every champion in the game can jungle, literally. \n Garen, Talon, Singed, Blitzcrank, Renekton, Akali, Heimerdinger, Yasuo, Ashe, Karma, Galio, Teemo, Urgot, Rumble, Taric, Jayce, Mordekaiser, AD Sona \n Recommended Jungler for newer Junglers: Nunu – He has little issues clearing the jungle and securing dragon and baron. He doesn’t need potions his first clear and fits into almost every team composition. His E has great damage early game, but will fall off as the game goes on. W is a great skill the ADC and other various champions, such as Hecarim. His downfall comes from the fact that he can’t carry the game himself and his damage falls off greatly mid-late game. He owns the early game though. \n Champion Cards: [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( [Volibear] ( [Rengar] ( and [Zac] ( \n My Personal pick(s) – Nocturne and Xin Zhao \n \n There are many junglers to choose from this patch. Don’t be tricked into thinking that there are only a couple of “viable” ones. Solo Q is not LCS, LCK, LPL, etc. There are no guides or streams that can turn you from a bronze/silver/gold tier player into a challenger tier player overnight. Climbing the ranks takes time, skill, dedication, and a bit of luck. Admit your mistakes and improve from them and you will go far. None of us are perfect, why act as such? \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone! \n Take care and best of luck! \n -Mowzer","Summary: There are many viable champions atm. Don’t feel confined to playing one champion because he/she is the flavor of the month or because the pros are playing him/her. Play what you feel will do well. Learn from your mistakes and improve your play and with time, you will advance. Take care.\n\nPost: This is the condensed version of my new tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards and explanations [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \n Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my bronze to gold jungle \"climbing tier list\" for patch 5.6. This is not replacing my normal “top 10” tier list. That will be on another day. This list is aimed at helping those at lower MMR to climb the ranks. This list is just my opinion and is not to be taken as fact. \n Disclaimer: Any champion can get to diamond and beyond. There is no shortcut or guide that will get you from bronze to challenger overnight. Play what you enjoy and don’t be afraid to think outside the box. \n My 6 personal tips: \n \n Don’t play when you are afraid to lose. \n \n Quit playing ranked, for a short while or the day, after you lose 2-3 games in a row. \n \n “/mute all” when you are titling and don’t want to read taunts/comments from others. \n \n Don’t instantly re-queue after losing a game, take a break and wait a little. Take this time to reflect on the game or work on something else. \n \n Remember that everyone else, hopefully, is a person on the other end. They have feelings too. \n \n Have fun! This is a game after all. \n \n \n \n For Changes to the jungle this patch check out my [“Jungle Notes.”] ( \n Note: Champions are placed in order of their strength within the tier. All champions listed in the same tier are similarly matched in power. \n Champion Cards: [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Warwick] ( and [Xin Zhao] ( \n God Tier: The Titan(s) \n [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( \n Tier 1: Strong / Great \n Nautilus, Rek’sai, Vi, [Xin Zhao] ( Nidalee, [Nunu] ( AD Fizz, Volibear, Sion \n Tier 2: Solid / Good \n Rengar, Skarner, Pantheon, Master Yi, Fiddlesticks, [Warwick] ( Zac, Udyr, Wukong, Maokai, Trundle, Shaco, Cho'Gath, Kha'Zix, *Lee Sin, Gragas, Diana, Olaf, Shyvana, Jarvan, Elise, Kayle, Rammus, Hecarim, Nocturne, Aatrox, Mundo, Malphite, Poppy, Karthus, Nasus, Jax, AD-Tank Evelynn \n *Lee Sin – Please, put down the pitchforks people. He is placed here due to the fact that he requires a rather high level of skill to pull off properly and he falls off as the game goes on. In the right hands he’s insane. \n Tier 3: Viable / Require a certain level of proficiency to pull off \n Riven, Fiora, Tryndamere, Irelia, Gangplank, Zed, AD Malzahar, Darius, Alistar, Leona, Yorick, Shen, Twisted Fate \n Tier 4: Can work, but typically won’t do well or require lots of gold \n Garen, Talon, Singed, Blitzcrank, Renekton, Akali, Heimerdinger, Yasuo, AP Evelynn, Ashe, Karma, Galio, Teemo, Urgot, Rumble, Taric, Jayce, Mordekaiser, AD Sona \n Recommended Jungler for newer Junglers: Warwick – He is easy to pick up and can jungle practically naked. You can quickly pick up on his kit and he has no skillshots. He fits well into most team comps and his W is amazing for boosting ADC and team attack speed. Also, his R can be used to jump skill shots. \n My Personal pick – [Xin Zhao] ( \n My story with Xin: I was an ADC main during season 2 and was struggling to adapt to things and find my place. I fell from high gold to the bottom of bronze (around 1080 mmr) in a matter of weeks. I was going to completely quit LoL, but I decided to give it one last go and try jungle, my worst position at the time. With only a month left in the season I picked up Xin Zhao and played 75 straight games with him and finished the season at high gold. The next season I switched from ADC to jungle and climbed to platinum and later diamond, peaking at diamond 2 on the Korean server. \n \n There are many junglers to choose from this patch. Don’t bottleneck yourself into thinking that there are only a couple of “good” ones. There are no guides or streams that can turn you from a bronze/silver/gold tier player into a challenger tier player overnight. Climbing the ranks takes time, skill, dedication, and a bit of luck. Admit your mistakes and improve from them and you will go far. None of us are perfect, why act as such? \n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone! \n Take care and best of luck! \n -Mowzer","Summary: The meta remains, mostly, unchanged. The sunfire-like damage of cinderhulk was nerfed towards champions and minions. It still is good at helping to clear the jungle and its amazingly cost-efficient stats of it still remain unchanged. Challenging smite (Skirmisher's sabre) debuff doesn't last as long either, but is still good in certain situations. Sejuani remains at the top of my list. \n edit - Woke up a bit ago. I'll try to get back to all the messages as the day goes on. Thanks!\n\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.9. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.9] ( \n Champion Cards for this Patch: [Sejuani] ( [Gragas] ( [Nunu] ( [Rek'sai] ( and [Vi] ( \n Runes & Masteries Cards (new per request) : [Sejuani] ( [Gragas] ( [Nunu] ( [Rek'sai] ( and [Vi] ( \n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \n -Mowzer"],"string":"[\n \"Summary: I prefer the BF-109/Trop. Grab the BF-109 and get some XP going on it to unlock the engine, polish, AA rounds and possibly a 500lb bomb. The bomb slows you down but the BF-109 has great climbing and can withstand a steep dive to dive-bomb a target. You can always just drop the bomb if you start getting into a sticky situation.\\n\\nPost: It all depends on what \\\"role\\\" you are aiming for. I mostly stick to fighter/dive bombers. I personally think that the BF-109 G-2/Trop is the overall best fighter from the grouping. F4U-1a seems a bit underclasses, Me410 A-1 I think is more of a boom-zoomer, Lagg 3 66 sucks at turning and can't really compete in dog fighting, IL-2M can take a beating but I don't know much about it (I just know the thing can be a pain to shoot down) and I don't know the others.\",\n \"Summary: Too many different diplomatic relations.\\n\\nPost: I bet you are losing it via diplomatic relations. Each country/empire is only allowed so many relations. Example, Austria starts with 6. You can have 6/6 before you lose points. If you hover over \\\"Diplomatic power\\\" it will give you a breakdown. You can have multiple relations with the same person and only counts as one. Military access counts as one and most people overlook this. Other things are marriages, vassals, protection, alliances, etc.. \\n Say you have a 4 relation cap. You can have 4 different allies/marriage/vassals/military access before you take a penalty. That is why having a marriage with an ally is smart, you save a point. I can have a military agreement, alliance and marriage with one country and it counts as 1 point. Having 5 separate marriages and 3 allies I am not married to counts as 8. If I have a marriage with 5 people and are allies with 3 of them and have another military access with another nation = 5 + 0 + 1 = 6/4 = -2 per month. That doesn't mean you lose -2 a month, you just lose -2 per month from that one bonus/negative.\",\n \"Summary: I love playing LOL but f### solo Q.\\n\\nPost: This game is still a lot of fun for me. I've been playing since closed beta on NA. I've played on NA, EUW in Europe and now on the Korean server is Korea. I have lots of friends I play with and I have made lots of real life friend in Korea via LOL. One of my best friends I met at a bar and started hanging out with him. Didn't know he played LOL and one day found out he did. We started lanning and playing a lot. I met 2 people via friends on LOL and found out they live down the street from me, we hang out a lot. I was being trolled by Koreans, they can be super racist to foreigners, and he said, \\\"You speak English? We should be friends.\\\" We hang out and go out and party sometimes. I love in housing and playing with my friends. I hate solo Q, f### that sh!t. The Korean solo Q can die and rot in hell lol. High skill cap players, ragers beyond all belief. They just clone whatever OGN does, even if they don't know how to play it correctly. I try to avoid solo Q and just play with my friends or have fun. It stresses me out too much. 15-1-7 mid the other day, lost cause our ADC was doing poorly and jungle/top duo afked cause we \\\"lost\\\" and we were only down 2 kills, 1 dragon and 2 towers. Ugh!\",\n \"Summary: When I realize that the game no longer offers joy and only causes stress or I get bored.\\n\\nPost: Being bored with the game. I've been playing since closed beta and have taken short breaks. This game has caused stress and helped re leave stress. I've moved to three continents, played on three servers and met many real life friends from this game. I currently live in Korea and play on the KR and NA server but I've played around 500 games on the EUW server. Sometimes I realize I've put a lot of time into this game and then I realize that it's gotten my through some rough patches with family deaths and social anxiety due to culture changes.\",\n \"Summary: I hate this system.\\n\\nPost: I hate it beyond a passion. Why? Let me break it down why, remember this is my opinion. \\n 1) MMR - No idea where your MMR really is. You have to guess depending on your LP gains in your division. You think you are doing well gaining a decent amount and then it slows down. \\n 2) Demotion - No idea when you could be demoted. You are at 0 LP and I've lose between 1 and 7 games before getting demoted. Every time I get to 10 or less LP, I fear losing one will demote me. There is no indication on when you can be demoted. If you do lose, it takes 3+ wins to recover from that. I was at 7 LP and lost, got demoted to 75 LP. It took me 4 wins to get back to that division from one loss. \\n 3) Promotion series - People tend to troll when they find out you are in your promo series or sometimes just don't care cause they can lose 1-2 games and not go anywhere. They win a game, lose a game then dodge to boost their own elo. \\n 4) MMR + Promotion - You could have an MMR so high and win a promotion series and skip 1+ divisions with no indication it's going to happen. I helped my friend go from Bronze 4 to Gold 5 and he was on a win streak so huge he went from Silver 5 promotion series to Silver 2. \\n 5) No able to leave your division - My MMR was so high from getting stuck in Gold 2 for so long that my MMR was Platinum 3ish. I'd dominate and then get trolled over and over again in the promotion series. I was stuck there for over a month. When I finally got out, I shot up in LP insanely fast. Why do I hate it? My MMR/Skill level was above where I was but I was stuck there for so long because of a promotion series. I had no idea my true MMR and my rank showed I wasn't as good as I was playing, I later hit Plat 3. \\n 6) Division holding - People hit Plat 5 or Gold 5 and don't care anymore, they got what they wanted. My one friend is even really good and he said, \\\"I just want Plat 5 so I can troll and not care anymore.\\\" They have no fear of demotion so they give up trying and just want the rank. Their MMR can tank way below them but they don't care because their \\\"Rank\\\" is good.\",\n \"Summary: After 2,500 games on the US server vs. 1500 games on the Korean server, the Korean server has an overall higher level of play but higher level of troll/afkers, IMO.\\n\\nPost: I am friends with the OP and a bunch of other foreign/pro/Korean gamers on the Korean server. I started in closed beta in the states and then came to Korea in 2010 for work and then joined the Korean server after launch. I agree with the overall level of play being higher but they have the massive flaws. I even speak a decent amount of Korean and usually translate things for the OP. \\n The Korean server has a higher peak number than any other server, not total. A large bulk of them are children, under the age of 16. Korea a super trendy place, insanely. The current trend is LOL. You go into PC bangs and see everyone playing it. They tend to only follow pros or metas, mostly only Korean pros. Currently you will see a Yi in almost every single game. If it doesn't fit the meta, they rage or get upset. If you ruin their KDA, they rage or get upset. If you speak anything but Korean, they rage or get upset. Anyone speaking English is either a \\\"yankee\\\" or \\\"Chinese\\\" to them. \\n I've ended many a days from work eager to play LOL and then find my ranked games overflowing with mass raging over nothing or simple things. One had a 14 kda and then died and decided to afk rather than possibly ruin his score for a website. I was just playing a game with the OP and our Yi wanted a penta kill so he baited us into a fight and waited for us all to die and then rushed in to get a quadra. Then he figured he could 1 v 5 and dove their towers, resulting in his death. \\n I like living in Korea and playing on the Korean server but it is a really high stressful server due to overwhelming ragers, afkers, feeders, trolls and lack of \\\"outside the box thinking.\\\" I've met some really good and close friends through LOL in Korea and get to spend some time with some pros. 4 of my close friends I met through friends in LOL or trolling in LOL. One of my close friends is a Diamond 1 and I met him by spamming in English cause my team was trolling. His response, \\\"You speak English? We should be friends!\\\" I will see Maknoon and Cloudtemplar at OGN sometimes. They say \\\"Hi\\\" and sometimes I can chat with them for a bit. I'll go to the PC bang with my friends after work or when we're hammered at 3am. We'll have full foreigner in houses, 5 foreigner vs. 5 Koreans, or even with pros/streamers. Phantom Lord got his butt handed to him a time or two by a friend, sorry about that. It makes for a fun time.\",\n \"Summary: I hate the new Season 3 ranking.\\n\\nPost: I really hate the new system. You need best of 3 to rank up to the new division and best of 5 to rank up to a new tier. If I have 99 LP or 80 LP and get +23 LP and then rank up I go to 0 LP at the new level. But there is no indication of ranking down. I could be at 0 LP and lose 2-6 games before ranking down. I've been at 5 LP and lose one game and ranked down. One week I went 24-14 and barely went anywhere because I kept losing in the best of 3 series, due mostly to afkers or trolls. I've been stuck at Gold 2 and Gold 1 for ages. Then my friend, who was lucky enough to run into almost no trolls, hits platinum. The then proceeds to only win 40% of his games since and has been at 0LP for ages and my Elo is higher than him BUT I can't get to Platinum.\",\n \"Summary: Gank where you gain the most either directly by you getting fed or indirectly where the lane gets ahead.\\n\\nPost: As a carry jungle I look at ganks as placing bets. I want to bet on the lane that I think will have the most impact. Let's look at two top situations. We have a Riven vs a Darius. Riven is losing hard but Riven can come back and I feel she has the ability to carry. I will gank for her. Next scenario we have a Renekton vs Garen. Renekton died two times. He doesn't scale and come back like Riven. I won't spend my time there. I will try to assist another lane. That being said, it depends on the server. I play on the KR server. If you don't gank a losing lane, 80% chance they will just quit the game or give up hope of winning. I have to assist the biggest rager or person most likely to quit because their \\\"mental\\\" will break. In a 5 man game though I will always gank the lanes that I think will either carry or I will benefit from the most.\",\n \"Summary: Make a goal or mission and try to achieve it. Don't worry about dying and losing your stuff because it just lets you start a new mission.\\n\\nPost: A lot of my friends that play or have played came up with the same question, what do I do now? This game is open world and it's really your job to fill it. I prefer servers that have an active player base, around 5-15 people on average. I don't like servers over 20 people because it tends to attract more hackers or toxic players. Don't play on a server where there are thousands of vehicles and admins are giving away gear. \\n I like to think of every life as a mission and I try to achieve it. Last night I started fresh in Elektro and my goal was to get basic supplies to make it north to arm up and hunt bandits. I managed to get a knife, matches, toolbox, backpack, pistol and hatchet. I now have everything I need to defend and hunt my way up north. I found a broken bike and fixed it and rode it to NWA. I snuck into a barracks and managed to get a DMR, ammo, PDW, bigger pack and grenade. I then heard there were bandit in Stary so I headed there. It was 1 on 5 and I lost but I managed to kill 2 off the bat with headshots, the 3rd I took down with body shots, the fourth I critically wounded and the zombies kill him. The 5th player got me but it was a lot fun. My two hour mission was a success and I had a lot of fun. \\n Other \\\"missions\\\" you can do: 1) Find a fix a helicopter 2) Make a camp and stash supplies 3) Find a fix a car, van, etc. 4) Go camp hunting 5) Go bandit hunting 6) Go banditing 7) Taxi Service 8) Mobile medic 9) Group wars 10) Loot whore 11) Elektro rambo\",\n \"Summary: IMO it would make the item too strong by removing the element of counterplay.\\n\\nPost: I think it would make the item too OP and warrent changes, aka nerfs, to it. Why? The downside of the item is that you are LOCKED in that location for the set time it allows for counter play by changing position, preparing CC, etc.. Allowing the item to be instantly turned off would remove that counterplay almost entirely. Example, Katarina could blow all her cds possibly getting a reset or two from a kill/assit, hit the item to dodge a skill, instantly unfreeze and then spam her skills from the reset again.\",\n \"Summary: You get clamped in division 1 if your hidden MMR isn't high enough.\\n\\nPost: Yes, there is a type of \\\"slow down\\\" phase in division 1s. It has to do with your MMR vs division. There are certain games played games caps to gaining more MMR/LP. You will go up faster earlier on but after so many games your MMR is more fixed and you gain less. Win streaks also boost your MMR, resulting in larger LP gains. My main account didn't do so well so it took me ages to get to diamond, roughly 1,000 games. When I got to platinum 1 I was only getting around 1-10 LP. My smurf crushed games so I was shooting up fast. When I got to a division 1 I was getting 15-25 LP. If your MMR isn't where it needs to be, you will get clamped. You can get stuck at 99 LP and get 0 for a win because your MMR is not \\\"good enough\\\" to get to the promos. I've been silver 1 before, gaining 28 LP a win and everyone else on my team was Gold 1 going for Platinum lol.\",\n \"Summary: The thing wobbles like a wounded beast if not using a joystick in HB. The flight model is messed up from the nerfs. Good plane, bad flight model.\\n\\nPost: The D-13 got smacked around since 1.31 and it can be hard to use in some cases. In Arcade, it's fine. The plane handles well at high altitudes and climbs decently. The three 20mm cannons are a beast and wreck face if they hit. Let's not forget they come with a rather large amount of ammunition. In HB, the thing is a flying tank. The plane was slightly over performing so they decided to \\\"nerf\\\" the plane. What was the result? They added some weight and the thing wobbles like a wounded beast on mouse mode. Using a joystick helps but still persists some. You try to turn with mouse + instructor and the thing just wobbles and bogs you down. If you can manage to get your target in sight and hit it, it's dead. Their nerf messed up the flight model, truth. I won't lie, it needed a nerf. What is the issue? Instead of just bringing the plane down, it got gimped some. Is it unusable? Hell no. I fly it a lot. The issue is, the flight model is hindering its usage for most in HB.\",\n \"Summary: I'd take Riven.\\n\\nPost: Lee Sin is best jungling but can do very well top and mid. Riven is a massive top snowballer but can counter various champions mid (such as Kassadin) or snowball in the jungle. Both are easy to mess up and die easy if you aren't skilled with them. I'd pick Riven myself, she can snowball out of control and carry the game very easily. Lee Sin tends to usually fall off more unless hyper fed while Riven can destroy worlds fed. I'm 42-21 with Riven and 26-15 with Lee Sin.\",\n \"Summary: A small girt from a nice student.\\n\\nPost: Story: This is a letter I got from one of my Korean students from two years ago. I moved to Incheon, South Korea in 2010. I've since been teaching at a technical/vocation girls high school. Their English levels are terrible and their attitudes aren't much better. I have to use K-Pop, humor and smiles to get them to pay attention. During vacations I have a special English camp for the willing and smart students. The student that gave me this attended every single one of my camps for 3 years. She graduated last year, I miss her.\",\n \"Summary: Crappy BF 109\\n\\nPost: It's a BnZ plane. Well, it's like a crappy BF109 really. It has great initial climbing abilities but that falls off quickly. It can't dive as well and handles like crap at fast speeds. It can out straight line speed the BF109 but no one is gonna be that stupid to let you do that. If you got on the tail of a BF 109, it could just out dive or out climb you. The guns aren't nearly as effective either. Yeah, you have a lot of guns but they don't do that much. The upgrade helps some but it lacks ammunition. You have to either reload it in AB, which is going to take a wile, or you have to go rearm in HB/FR.\",\n \"Summary: This consumer is livid with EA for allowing this to happen.\\n\\nPost: Updates are good but a bit too late to take the bitter taste from my mouth. Why? I paid money for this game, actual money. This does not feel like a finished game. I feel I paid money for me to play a game in beta. Something that usually is either free or dirt cheap. There are big bugs, pathing errors, flat out lies and more. If I didn't pay full price for this game and I was testing it, I'd be disappointed in how the game was. But it would be okay. Why? It's in beta, I didn't pay full price for it. The thing is, I paid for this game. I'm upset with the flat out lies, the super buggy game features and the timers to get online to play a game I might actually want to play alone. I had a busy day, people were screaming in my ears. I would like to go home and slip away into my own little world for a little while. Not, hey the server you are on is full and maybe you can join it in 20 minutes. I'm not happy with game, at all.\",\n \"Summary: Good balance.\\n\\nPost: I like it because it adds balance. Countries that get ahead in tech would be able to shoot up in ideas too. I was playing Brandenburg and trying to form Prussia. Austria wasn't let me keep any gains and I wasn't in the position to grab anything. I just stacked up my military tech and when the time came, I rolled over my enemies with my 4+ extra levels of tech over the enemy. I eventually got beaten to white peace but won a lot overall. If tech didn't slow my ideas down, no one would be able to stop me at all.\",\n \"Summary: You have a ton of choices. I don't know your skill level and your sons but for conventional I would recommend Leona and Braum for lower-mid skill level and Thresh and Alister for higher skill level. Unconventional I wouldn't recommend for lower skill players but if you are mid-high, Jarvan and Lee Sin.\\n\\nPost: There are many tanky supports you can pick from. I will list a few \\\"traditional\\\" ones and then some unconventional ones. \\n Conventional \\n \\n Braum - He's a beast. He can shield, body-block/jump, resistant buff, cc. His passive and slow works well with an ADC. \\n Alister - He has a good sustain heal, he can deal some decent damage and his CC is beast. Just make sure you don't mess up his E + Q combo or you could end up destroying your kill chances. His ult makes him beastly to deal with. \\n Leona - The CC queen of bot lane. She's super tanky and an all in type. You need to know when to go in and when not to. \\n Tresh - He's the big play maker. He has the highest skill cap of traditional supports. He's not super tanky but he can project very well. He is a protecting/playmaking GOD. He can pull, knock-back, slow, harass, save, shield, etc. \\n Taric - He has fallen off a bit but he's still good. He's tanky, has a debuff for armor, heals, buffs dmg with ult and has a stun. \\n Blitzcrank - He can completely turn a game around will a pull or completely ruin the game. You pull a champion like Alister into the team and you could throw the game. He has mobility, cc and playmaking. \\n Unconventional \\n \\n Jarvan - He has a good attack speed buff, decent CC, initiate and displacement/disengage. His armor debuff can be beast for helping to shred armor. \\n Nautilus - Leona and Naut are the CC gods. Naut is a mix between Blitz and Leona with his skills but not really as good as either. His CC and peel are still topnotch but he feels rather weak in lane. I would much rather take Blitz for pulling and Leona for CC over him any day. \\n Rumble - Don't underestimate him. He has free poke and shielding. He can control the brushes rather well and his damage + zoning with ult are beast. \\n Lee Sin - The recent nerfs knocked his 2v2 skills down but he's still good. He can shield, bodyblock, knock away, etc. His damage is high for having no damage.\",\n \"Summary: Best times on KR are 1am-3am and 8am-11am. Avoid 5-7pm ranked games at all costs.\\n\\nPost: It depends on which server you are playing on. I play on the KR server, 1 country with 1 timezone. Also, they have laws in place that require you to register your account with your ID. Anyone registered with an ID under the age of 18 gets kicked around 9:30 or 10:30. An insane amount of children age 8-17 play. I've put together some facts playing at different times over the years since it started in Korea, talking about M-F. How does that effect playing times? \\n 5pm to 9pm = Hell! Why? All the \\\"bad\\\" kids that don't study after school are on. Typically, children study in Korea until later hours. I average 45% win rate. \\n 10pm -12am = Risky but better. Most of the kids have gotten off. There are still some remaining that use accounts made by other people but typically their parents won't let them be on anyway. I average 53% win rate. \\n 1-3am = The happy hours. I have the highest win-rate here. Typically, only the more serious players and pros are playing during this time. I average 89% win rate. \\n 4-7am = \\\"I don't care, I am tired.\\\" A flip of the coin, this is when people don't care. There are some serious players out there but the \\\"tired\\\" ones just give up. I average 60% win rate. \\n 8 - 11am - Another rather safe time. Most of the kiddies are off at school. There are some pros playing and serious players. There is the occasional skipper that stays home sick or just doesn't go to school, random bombs. I average 78% win rate. \\n 12pm-4pm - \\\"Kiddy time.\\\" Dangerous time, this is when the youngest players are on. They get out of school from elementary school between 12pm and 2pm. Either they go to private studies or they game. The youngest player I've actually seen, 6 years old. I average 48% win rate.\",\n \"Summary: Pink (vision) wards aren't stealthed, so you need vision of the bush to see the ward. Using red trinket on a bush that you do not have vision of will not reveal a pink ward in it.\\n\\nPost: Hello everyone. I've been noticing a trend recently and I wanted to bring it to the attention of those that don't know. Using red trinket on a bush without vision of the bush will not reveal a pink (vision) ward in that bush. Red trinket \\\"reveals and disables all invisible traps and wards.\\\" It will reveal sight wards, Teemo mushrooms, Shaco boxs, etc. that are in a bush without having to have vision of the bush though. That is because these items are stealthed. I've seen a number of people sweep a bush with no vision of it and then walk past a pink ward. They then wonder why they didn't know the ward was there. You need to physically check the bush, get vision of it with a skill, or drop a ward in it. I hope this helps some people.\",\n \"Summary: AMA! \\n Post questions or comments you have below. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day and happy new year!\\n\\nPost: Hello everyone! I am Mowzer and I am a diamond jungle main and streamer on the KR server. I’ve been playing league since 2009 and have been living in Korea since 2010. I am a relatively unknown guy but I have been active on reddit for a while now and around the League scene. I am known in Korea as “만렙” (Max level) or “마우저” (Mowzer) from my [I ganked OGN] ( video. Recently, I started doing my own [Top 10 jungle tier list] ( and I am the Jarvan from [E + Q = Demacia] ( A few months back [I offered to help anyone coming to Korea for worlds] ( and [hosted the two picnics before semi-finals and finals] ( with [my girlfriend.] ( I attend a great deal of OGN events and [know] ( or are [friends with a few of Korean pros] ( and I am real life friends with Cowsep the mooing streamer. Sometimes I duo with Cowsep or get invited to [play with some pros.] ( Today I turn 28 years old, AMA! I will be answering questions most of the day/night.\",\n \"Summary: This patch was a huge buff to most junglers and opened the gates for other junglers to rise. You no longer are punished for swapping trinkets. There’s more gold and XP in the jungle now and the ability to swap jungle items out before upgrading to tier three will allow for easier comebacks for various junglers. The camp reset nerf hit ranged junglers this patch.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server. I am not the greatest jungler in the world but I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my third take [(previous)] ( at a tier list for junglers in Solo Q patch 5.1. These are the champions I feel are strong In Solo Q for climbing but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games, testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. This new patch has been a buff for us junglers. Junglers now are able to get more gold and are able to store a second smite. The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. \\n \\n Top 4 jungle bans: Fiddlesticks, Rek’sai, Lee Sin, Jarvan. \\n Top 5 – The big hitters: - note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \\n \\n Jarvan (3rd to 1st) – Long live the king. My signature champion has claimed his throne, in my books. The tweaks to his ultimate recently have helped him a lot and he is seeing massive picks/bans in the pro scene. He has fantastic ganks, utility and damage to tank ratio. He can easily nab dragon and baron with his combo and dive a high priority target. He is weak his first clear and strong invades can dominate and counter gank him well, such as Lee Sin, Pantheon and Xin Zhao. Watch your ultimates because you can hinder your own team even more than the enemy if done wrong. Optimize your build to avoid falling off late game. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana. \\n \\n \\n Fiddlesticks (2nd to 2nd) – The surprise party never gets old. A top ban when it comes to jungling. He has no issue clearing the jungle with or without a jungle item. His build and skillset scales fantastically into the late game and shines in a team fight. He only needs his core-item, hourglass, to cut down the enemy. Watch out for invades and getting caught out. Upgrade to sweeper early because one enemy ward can turn you into nothing but cloth and straw. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \\n \\n \\n Lee Sin (4th to 3rd) – Blindly stumbling forward. He is the playmaker and decimator of the early-mid game. Put him in the hands of a skilled player and he will demolish the enemy team moral and secure an early lead. His mobility and playmaking is hard to match. He needs to be played and itemized properly. A poor skilled player and/or one that builds him unwisely will find himself near useless as the game shifts into the mid-late game. Watch where you kick the enemy because you could be their saving grace. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \\n \\n \\n Pantheon (1st to 4th) – Fallen but not forgotten. His ability to snowball an early lead is superb and his capability to execute a low hp target is nothing to be messed with. His ultimate allows for him to gank easily and cut off the enemy or split push and join the fight later. Itemize carefully because you will fall off as the game goes on and don’t get caught out because you lack a good escape. Once you charge in, it’s victory or death. A passive player will find him to be a poor pick. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, poor escape \\n \\n \\n Rek’Sai (7th to 5th) – Weakened but not gone. The nerfs didn’t touch her real issues, cooldowns. Her ability to get around the map and splitpush have been untouched. She can build a network across the map that allows for her to get around easily. Her ultimate allows for her to gain an early level advantage and maintain it. Make sure you place your tunnels wisely or else you’ll end up in awkward situations or without a network to use. Manage your above and underground skills in a smart manner or you could make a fool of yourself. Pros – damage to tank ratio, mobility. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \\n \\n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \\n \\n Vi (6th to 6th) – High five cupcake. She’s powerslamming the opposition out of the way. Her itemization is phenomenal and she has no trouble ripping through the enemy lines. Built as a tank her W still shred through the enemy health and built as a cannon she explodes her targets. She is easy to clear and gank with. Know when to build tank and when to build damage. Fall behind using a damage build in the wrong situation and you might find yourself in a shallow grave. Be careful ulting a target with the ability to cover long distances quickly because you could find yourself alone, fast. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – mana issues, disengage. \\n \\n \\n Cho’gath (unlisted to 7th) – The rise of Cho’god. The behemoth has surfaced. He has no issues clearing the jungle and his kit comes packed with fun. He has everything you need to annihilate the enemy team. His Q has a double CC with a knock up and slow and his silence scales nicely. Build him tanky and abuse the enemy team while taking little punishment yourself or build him as a glass cannon and 100-0 combo them into the void. He can easily get 40% CD and pump out the CC/dmg. Be careful on how you use your skills because you will run out of mana quickly and missing skillshots will cost you greatly. Kiting is not kind to you. Pros – cc, tanky, cons – mana, kiting. \\n \\n \\n Xin Zhao (unlisted to 8th) – Ghetto Jarvan dashes back up. He clears easily and isn’t afraid of being invaded. His steroid doubles as a mild heal/sustain and he has a solid damage to tank ratio. He lacks the ability to play make the plays that Jarvan can but he can stick to his target and split the team nicely. Don’t expect to escape once you go in. You lack a solid out and watch your ultimate because a poor execution of it can put your team out of position too. Pros – stick, tanky. Cons – no escape, kiting. \\n \\n Rengar (unlisted to 9th) – Exclamation mark! He’s pouncing his way up the ranks. He melts face when built pure damage or shreds as a tanky dps. His ability to split push and assassinate targets allows him to happily carry. Manage your CDs and stacks to perfect his damage output and CC. Watch out for pink wards and don’t get caught out. Choose your build wisely or you could become useless as the game goes on. You lack a strong escape so make sure you know when to fight and when to run away. First clear you run low so watch out for invades from strong dualists such as Lee Sin, Xin Zhao, etc. Pros - burst, manaless. Cons - item dependent, 1st clear. \\n \\n \\n \\n Hecarim (10th to 10th) – Mommy, I want to ride the pony. He’s diving past your wall to your back line. He got a few buffs this patch that greatly helped with his clearing. Lower mana on Q early on and his heal vs minions has been increased. He needs a few core items to get moving but once he does it’s hard to stop him. His kit is the biggest issue when falling behind. He has to all in targets and face check damage. When falling behind get tanky or else you will be nearly useless because you’ll be dancing in the graveyard. Snowball off the targets you feel will yield the greatest reward and make sure to rock the arcade skin for maximum swag. Pros – initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \\n \\n 11-20 Junglers: Added by request but will not be explained in detail and are not listed in any specific order. – Warwick, Master Yi, Elise, Olaf, Nunu, Shyvanna, Nautilus, Sejuani, Skarner, Kha’zix. \\n Honorable mentions - There are far more than 20 viable junglers in solo Q. These are junglers that are good/strone but either don’t stack up against the top 20 or require fair amount of skill or a good matchup to be placed higher. - Twisted Fate, Diana, Gragas, Udyr, Eve, Kayle, Noc, Karthus, Zac, Shaco, Rammus, Wu, and every single champion not listed. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.\",\n \"Summary: This patch nerfed the early backing for junglers to upgrade jungle the item and shifted around the top junglers a bit. Rek’sai did get nerfed again but she still has a lot of power. Please, nerf Jarvan. Why? Because I want to play him again and not because he’s OP.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on both the Korean and NA servers. I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my fourth stab [(previous)] ( a tier list for junglers, in Solo Q. This list is for patch 5.2 and focuses on Junglers in general. This list is not aimed at any specific MMR. I have been asked to do a low MMR tier list and with enough interest I would be happy to make one. These are the champions, I feel, are strong in Solo Q, but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games (on both NA and KR), testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. \\n This patch was a mild nerf to junglers. The addition of 100 gold to upgrading the jungle item was aimed at stopping three various situations when the jungle could back to upgrade rather quickly. These three specific instances are: 1) A team invades level 1 and the jungler gets first blood and then is able to back to upgrade. 2) The jungler takes one camp for level two and then invades the enemy jungler at their first buff to kill them and back if successful to upgrade. I refer to this as the “lvl 2 cheese.” 3) The jungler clears three camps and backs to upgrade. For my play style, this is not a massive nerf. I feel it will only hinder those that play the very aggressive early level invades and those who like the safety of backing after three camps. I can see another situation coming from this, invading the second buff or flat out stealing it. Since a great deal of junglers won’t back, I can see an enemy jungle going aggressive at the second buff. Watch out for invades! Save your ward trinket for aggressive junglers or at the second buff to counter this. \\n The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \\n \\n Top 4 jungle bans: Rek’sai, Jarvan, Lee Sin, Fiddlesticks. \\n Top 5 – The big hitters: - note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \\n \\n Jarvan (1st to 1st) – Praise the son! Well, he is the son of the king. Riot, nerf this champion. Why? I want to play him again and not because he’s OP. He has almost everything a jungler needs to be a top pick. He’s innately tanks and has a high damage to tank ratio. He has fantastic ganks and great utility. His E + Q combo makes it easy for him to get in and out to tower dive, steal dragon/baron or take an objective. Build him pure tank or tanky DPS and he does insanely well. Watch out, he is weak his first clear and strong invades can dominate and counter gank him. Pantheon and Lee Sin make short work of him early on. Don’t forget that your ultimate can screw over your team as much as it can the enemy team. Also, you can jump walls with your ultimate if the target is close enough to you. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana. \\n \\n \\n Fiddlesticks (2nd to 2nd) – Surprise mother f##ker! I ban this champion every, single game. He has no issues clearing with or without a jungle item. His ganks all game are amazing and he scales amazingly. He only needs hourglass to be effective and anything outside of that just makes him an even better pick. Be careful because he is made of straw. Watch out for wards and upgrade your trinket early on. If you get caught out and are unable to ult you become nearly useless. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \\n \\n \\n Pantheon (4th to 3rd) – The baker always delivers. Mandrop the enemy team into oblivion. He has an insanely good early game and has the potential to snowball the lanes easily. His passive makes tower diving easy and flash + W can catch a carry out of position with ease. Ultimate behind the enemy to cut off their retreat, drop on top of them for maximum damage or just use it to split push/control the map. Pantheon is an aggressive jungler and is not for the type that likes to sit back and farm. You need to balance your build with him or else you will fall off as the game progresses. You then, basically, become a stun bot. You have nearly no escape, so when you go in, you’re in. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, poor escape \\n \\n \\n Lee Sin (3rd to 4th) – I see, said the blind man. Kick them into the graveyard, not safety. He has possibly the highest skill cap on this list. To be a master of the Lee you need to know you limits. His early game is amazing and has one of the highest playmaking skills out of any jungler. Manage your cooldowns and don’t help the enemy team by kicking them to safety. Itemize carefully because if you don’t you will become useless as the game goes on. Sightstone is one of your best friends because it helps you not only control the map but allows for you to get around the map. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \\n \\n \\n Vi (6th to 5th) – A little smash and grab. She’s finally here! With Jarvan being picked and banned 24/7, thanks flavor of the month jerks, she’s getting a lot more play. She has a solid kit and a great damage to tank ratio. She has great mobility and ganks. Her ultimate can, literally, shove everything out of the way as she dives her target and her passive keeps her alive more often than you would think. Don’t spam Q when clearing or you will run OOM without blue buff. Make sure you build her to match what your team needs. Don’t fall behind and still rush damage because you might not live long enough to do anything. Be careful ulting targets that have escapes because you could find yourself alone and surrounded by enemies that wouldn’t mind smashing your head like a cupcake. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – disengage, mana issues. \\n \\n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \\n \\n Rek’Sai (5th to 6th) – Click, click, rwar, SCREAM! Her early game got nerfed a bit more but Riot still hasn’t touched her biggest issues, her cool downs. She has amazing damage to tank ratio still and amazing mobility. She can use her tunnels to gank or move around the map. Build a network and traverse the map easily. Use her ult to farm the jungle, split push, gank, secure objectives, etc. Make sure you place tunnels often and wisely. Don’t just give the enemy free gold for no reason. Make sure to manage your merge and submerge correctly, or you might end up looking pretty stupid. It’s easy to grab a level lead and hold it by using tunnels and your ultimate. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – damage to tank ratio, mobility. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \\n \\n \\n Hecarim (10th to 7th) – Look at my horse. My Horse is amazing! The buffs did the trick for bring him back to life. He’s an even stronger pick for top lane with the heal buff but I shouldn’t say that because I don’t want people picking him. He has amazing mobility and with gank boots and homeguard he’s everywhere. Crush the enemy lanes for an early lead and snowball your graceful stride to victory. Itemize and try not to fall behind. Hecarim needs items to be useful because his kit only allows for all ins. You can’t just sit back and throw your poo at the enemy like some can. Don’t spam all your mana clearing if you plan to gank or else you’re just going to look stupid and do nothing. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \\n \\n \\n Rengar (9th to 8th) – Kills are his catnip. He likes to pounce from the bushes or the shadows. He melts carries with ease and can go either glass cannon to melt face or tanky to still melt face, just slower. His clearing is decent but his ganks are better. Split push for days or execute a carry caught out. He has insane mobility with his pounce and ultimate and can easily cross the map. Know when to build him full damage and when to get tankier. Itemize incorrectly and you might be a rug on the floor for people to wipe their feet on. Manage your stacks so you can optimize your damage or cc. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – burst, manaless. Cons - item dependent, cc. \\n \\n \\n Xin Zhao (8th to 9th) – Stop playing Jarvan, he sucks. Play Ghetto Jarvan, so I can play Jarvan instead. He has solid clears and takes very little damage with the heal from his W. His passive is a welcomed shred to all the ADs on the team. His kit is similar to Jarvan’s, but not as much mobility/utility. Xin does split the enemy team and stick to his target better though. He has amazing damage to tank ratio and decent sustain. Grab warrior and an offensive item to carry more or just go pure tank after warrior to almost never die. Be careful ulting because you can actually help the enemy team by throwing them into positions they’d actually like to be in. Also, you have escape outside of flash so when you’re in, you’re all in. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior or Devourer. (I prefer the CDR and armor pen from warrior but devourer can be a good pick when you are able to farm and or get lots of kills/assists.) Pros – stick, tanky. Cons – no escape, kiting. \\n \\n \\n Cho’gath (7th to 10th) – Nom, nom, nom nom, nnnnnoooommmm. This cheeky “little” fellow loves to eat the carries. He has an amazing kit with, effectively, three CC. His Q is both a knock up and a slow and his W is a silence that scales per point. He is passively tanky and can either be a bursty mage or a tank with lots to offer. Max Q when going AP to dish out more damage, max W (usually max this first) to utilize the extended silence or max E for clears and tons of damage on auto attacks. Don’t spam spells without blue or you’ll run OOM. Practice your skills shots or else you’ll just be a manaless tank that just screams randomly. Kiting is not your friend so randiuns comes in handy. You can easily get 40% cdr in 15 minutes by rushing magus and frozen heart. This makes for laying down the law. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus or Juggernaut. (I almost always build magus on him, because it helps him power spike early. Also, it makes it easy to get 40% cdr on him. I, typically, will rush frozen heart as my second item. This allows for him to max cdr, even without runes/masteries, as early as 15 minutes. Juggernaut is a solid pick too and is more aimed at a tanky build. Juggernaut is more of a Cho’pansy style and Magus the Cho’god approach.) Pros – cc, tanky, cons – mana, kiting. \\n \\n Contested champions (these are champions I wanted to place in top 10 but felt others did slightly better): Sejuani – Great tank and initiator with lots of CC. Nunu – Amazing counter jungler and map controller with the new ward trinket update., Udyr – A solid jungler that has the ability to chase down targets and lay down DMG with CC. Kha’zix – Hyper carry with high mobility. His downfall is his lack of hard CC and requires lots of gold/kills. \\n 11-20 Junglers: This section was added by request and will not be explained in detail. They are in no specific order. – Sejuani, Nidalee, Master Yi, Elise, Olaf, Nunu, Shyvana, Nautilus, Udyr, Kha’zix. \\n Honorable mentions - I added this section to ease the rage over various junglers not listed above. This is NOT a complete tier list and is a top 10 tier list. There are far more than 10, even 20, junglers. Some are niche picks and require the right situation to be viable or need a great deal of skill/luck to pull off. The honorable mentions are - Twisted Fate, Karma, Diana, Gragas, Skarner, Eve, Kayle, Noc, Karthus, Zac, Shaco, Rammus, Wu, and every single champion not listed. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I am expanding each tier list to include more information and add more details. I hope everyone is enjoying these. Would anyone be interested in a low MMR tier list focusing on champions that excel in the lower tiers? If so, let me know and with enough interest I would be willing to put together one! My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( [Youtube] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day and best of luck you in your games.\",\n \"Summary: If you are coming to Korea for worlds or fun, let me know. I’m available to help. \\n \\n edit 1 - I didn't anticipate this many messages. I will try to get to them all when I can! \\n edit 2 - Thank you to anyone who gave me gold. I am attempting to keep up with all messages. I am sorry if I miss anyone. If I do, no offense meant ㅠㅠ. Thanks everyone for the, mostly, positive feedback! \\n edit 3 - I am heading off to sleep for a bit everyone. I've answered, hopefully, 90% of the messages I've gotten. Sorry if I missed you or didn't give you a massive answer. I'll be back in a few hours to continue! I'll prolly start streaming once I get up if you'd like to chat about stuff too. Take care. Night! \\n edit 4 - The chatter is dying down so I am trying to see if I missed anyone. I hope I got to you. If I didn't I am sorry. Toss me another message and I can get back to you asap.\\n\\nPost: Are you coming to Korea for the world finals and are a bit confused or nervous? If so, let me know! I would like to help everyone that I can. I live in Incheon, roughly one hour from the airport, and 40-50 minutes from the venue. \\n I can help you with: \\n \\n \\n Helpful phone apps \\n Korean \\n Where to stay/lodging \\n Where and what to try and eat \\n How PC bangs (Internet cafes, literally PC rooms) work \\n What to see and where to go for sightseeing/cultural experience. \\n Culture shock \\n etc. \\n \\n \\n I'm [Mowzer.] ( I am an American that started LoL in closed beta back in 2009. I moved to Korea in October of 2010 for work and I have been here since. I'm also known as [“만렙” - Max level in Korean and “OGN Ganker.”] ( I'm rather active in the community here and know a handful of pro players too, such as Destiny the new support for KT Bullets. Also, I am real life friends with Cowsep, the mooing Master Yi streamer, and Kimarah, the lovely overlay maker too. I sometimes duo with Cowsep and have appeared on his stream a number of times. They can vouch for me not being a creeper, haha. I speak English, German and a bit of Korean, so I can help with various language barriers. My Korean isn't perfect but I manage. Anything that needs serious translation for I can ask some Korean friends that are fluent in English. For example, my close, Korean friend Dubu has played League since closed beta and lived in USA for 17 years. \\n Post a comment below or send me a PM if you want have any questions or just want to chat about things. I play League at around 5AM-12PM EST, and [stream too] ( Currently, I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server so add me, Mowzer. \\n Take care everyone!\",\n \"Summary: I met four random Gold IV-Platinum I Korean players at a PC bang and we had a blast. \\n [Introducing my new fun team.] (\\n\\nPost: I just moved into my new apartment in Korea and don't have internet yet. I was pretty lucky though because there is a massive 260+ PC 방 (bang - \\\"room\\\" but roughly same as PC cafe) in my building. It's rather cheap, roughly $.90 an hour. I get all the champions unlocked while I play there and a 20% ip bonus too. I was playing a ranked game when a random Korean comes up to me and asks if I want to jungle for his team. I said, \\\"Okay.\\\" A few moments later four 23-24 year old University students came up and sat next to me. We played 3 ranked games and won them all. It was a blast. They were pretty good too. Two spoke English rather well and I used Konglish to communicate with the other two. It was the most random fun I've had gaming since I was child.\",\n \"Summary: Thank you everyone for coming. It was a great time.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. The pre-game picnic was a blast. I want to thank everyone who came. We ended up having more than enough food thanks to all those that contributed. There were fried chicken, doughnuts, bulgogi (korean-style marinated beef), fried rice, snacks, drinks, etc! The day couldn’t have gone better. \\n It was great getting to meet and talk to everyone. I hope everyone had a wonderful time at the picnic and after. I wanted to post the album from not only the picnic but the after game too. \\n \\n 1) [Pre-Game Picnic] ( – A total of 33 people came and brought a wide variety of things. [Some of the guys from Inven stopped over a took some pictures too.]( Thank you so much everyone for making this picnic/meet-up such a fantastic time. This turned out far better than I could have ever imagined. \\n 2) [Post-Game] ( \\n Part 1 Dinner: \\n A ton of fun talks were had with some pork barbecue goodness (omnomnom!) and drinks on the side. With Jesus and Jon's amazing generosity, the entire group walked out with full tummies and still-pretty-fat wallets. Thanks again, you two! \\n Part 2: karaoke vs PC cafe \\n Then We broke off into two groups: one with my girlfriend Angela to a Korean Karaoke, the other with me to the PC café. \\nAt the karaoke, they all sang songs of diverse nationalities and finished off with one of the 90s classics, \\\"I Want It That Way\\\" by BSB. Good times.\\nAt the PC cafe, we played a few 5v5 in house. There were no runes, no masteries and no flashes. It made for a fun time. Apparently, [everyone hates me and doesn’t want me to play my champions T_T.] ( \\n Part 3: Nerd Attack on Club NB \\nPeople who still had energy at 1:30AM or so went to a hiphop club in Gangnam and showed them how we party it up in the world of LoL. We got silly, goofy, sexy, sweaty and exhausted. It was pretty cool to see how comfortable we got with everyone even in such a short time and have that much fun. \\n \\n Angela and I have started planning another picnic meet-up for Sunday before the finals. I will make a post about it later this week. Hopefully everyone will be able to come and hang. And all those still coming to Korea, you are more than welcome to come. I hope everyone has a great week and a safe flight. Take care.\",\n \"Summary: Ban Warwick.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. This is my first attempt at a tier list. I am not the greatest out there but I have been playing since 2009 and I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server and I decided to put together my top 10 jungle tier list for patch 4.20. These are the ones I feel are strong but that doesn't mean that everyone else is trash. There are a number of strong and fun junglers atm. The following are listed from strongest to weakest but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. \\n \\n Top 4 bans: Warwick, Fiddlesticks, Kayle, Lee Sin \\n Top 5 – The big hitters: \\n \\n Warwick – The top dog, he is currently the god of the jungle. He has no problem clearing the jungle and can do it without even a potion. He can easily solo dragon early on and has no problem staying in the jungle without backing until level 6. He can go an offensive 21/9 with blade of the ruined King and wits end and almost 100%-0 most targets. Also, he can go defensive 9/21 with tanky items and just never die. Canceling his ultimate can and kiting him are the issues he faces. The nerf hammer is coming! Pros – Easy clear, high sustain damage. Cons – CC (crowd control), being banned. \\n \\n \\n Kayle – The titan, she has returned to the jungle. Her kit is making her a top pick or ban on the Korean server. She clears well and her ganks are decent. She can max range reset the camps and avoid taking damage if done right. She can throw the team on her back and carry or support them to victory. Her kit is amazing for 1v1, split pushing or team fighting. Her biggest weakness is items. She needs items or else she doesn't do very much. Pros – Damage, utility. Cons – CC, item dependent. \\n \\n \\n Fiddlesticks – The party master, he’s always ready to pop out of the bush for a surprise party. His sustain is amazing and his ganks are terrifying. He only needs his core item, hourglass, to dominate. Another top tier pick or ban. He is prized on the Korean server for his level one invade power from his E. Fear his ultimate and ward the map. If he gets caught he will explode and it’s easy to stop his ult with CC. It’s party time. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \\n \\n Lee Sin – The play-maker, he’s not leaving anytime soon. He has been nerfed time and time against but in the right hands he’s a terror. Hit kit allows for early game damage and top notch plays. Watch out for his early invade because most won’t have enough health to deal with him. Missing Q or ulting someone to safety can be devastating. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \\n \\n \\n \\n Pantheon – The baker, he’s rising again. His shield is amazing for the new jungle and he’s able to do the dragon at level 1 and with blue he can easily do it at level 2. His ganks are phenomenal and he has a massive power spike early-mid game. He falls off post mid game and his item pathing isn't the greatest. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, no escape \\n \\n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \\n \\n Jarvan – The prince, he isn't on his throne yet. His clearing time has never been his strength but his ganks and team fight are as good as ever. He has troubles with mana due to the jungle item changes but his ability to get in and make things happen hasn't changed. He can easily steal baron or dragon with his E + Q combo with smite or R and smite. Missing an E + Q combo can leave you high and dry and his ultimate can work against the team. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – mana issues, CC \\n \\n \\n Master Yi – The flashy carry, his Q reset dodges are everywhere. There’s a huge difference between a master Yi and a Yi player but his ability to carry games is there. He can farm all game and wreck face mid-late game, he can get fed and destroy or split push for days. To become the meister all one needs to learn is how to farm, Q dodge skills, auto-attack reset W or dampen damaged with W. Going in at the wrong time or CC can wreck him. Learn his limits. Pros – Carry, Q dodge. Cons – CC, feeders thinking they are Cowsep. \\n \\n \\n Udyr – The stance dancer, he’s a wrecking ball once moving. He has no trouble clearing the new jungle and can kite/chase enemies for day. His damage and tanking is scary. He needs gold to get moving or else he explodes. Being kited is not kind to him. Pros – clearing, high damage while being tanky. Cons – Item dependent, being kited. \\n \\n \\n Diana – The lunar cannon, she’s blasting her way back. Her first clear is a breeze. She can smash through 1 and 1/2 clears with ease and the new magus means she can max CDR with two items early on. Her ability to 100-0 with DFG and her combo is potent. She has mana issues and her early ganks aren't the best but after the first big clear she can be level 4 with stalker, boots and a pot. She needs items to be effective. Pros – burst, easy clearing. Cons – item dependent, mana \\n \\n \\n Xin Zhao – The ghetto Jarvan, the Demacian sitting on your carry. His first clear is great and he doesn't need to back like many junglers. He can invade almost anyone and is almost afraid of no one. His damage while being tanky is great and his passive helps shred armor for the ADs. His ability to stick to a carry and split the team is fantastic. His downfall is his lack of escape and ability to be kited. Pro – stick, tanky. Con – kiting, no escape. \\n \\n The fallen one: \\n Evelynn – The fallen one. She is having a lot of issues in the new jungle. Her biggest issue right now is mana. Her sustaining in the jungle is minimal. Her win rate is terrible atm. She’s viable but nowhere near what she was. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.\",\n \"Summary: 4.21 shook the jungle around a bit. WW is out and Pantheon and Fiddlesticks are in. \\n edit - Thank you everyone for your feedback. I am on KR time so I missed some comments while sleeping. I will try to check everyone's comment and try to reply.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on the Korean server. I am not the greatest jungler in the world but I love to theory craft. This is my second go at a tier list for junglers in Solo Q, [first is here.] ( These are the ones I feel are strong but that doesn't mean that everyone else is trash. The recent patch has forced some of the big picks out and allowed for others to rise. The following are listed from strongest to weakest but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. \\n \\n Top 4 jungle bans: Fiddlesticks, Lee Sin, Pantheon, Kayle \\n Top 5 – The big hitters: \\n \\n Pantheon (5th to 1st) – The baker has risen. The changes to dragon haven’t phased him but the nerfs to WW and devourer have moved him to the top. The level two “cheese” invade on him is insanely strong and his clearing/ganking is fantastic. Once he gets moving he is hard to slow down. His only issues come from his scaling into the late game and by the fact that he falls of some. Itemize him correctly and you’ll do fine but a poor build and lack of gold will cost you. Pros – ganks, early-mid game. Cons – Late game, no escape \\n \\n \\n Fiddlesticks (3rd to 2nd) – The party isn’t stopping. His nerfs barely scratched him. He is simply amazing for solo Q. His clearing and ganks are amazing. He transitions well in the game and a well-placed ult will destroy the enemy team. He only needs his core item, hourglass, to send the enemies running in fear. I would have placed him at number one but the cheese level two invade is very strong atm and a caught Fiddle is a dead, useless pile of sticks. Pros – CC, team fight. Cons – CC, getting caught out. \\n \\n \\n Jarvan (6th to 3rd) – His throne is near. My favorite champion is climbing the ranks. Those small changes to his ult on paper added up. His clearing is decent-good, his ganks are amazing and his team fighting is top notch. Watch out for invades from aggressive junglers like Lee Sin, Xin Zhao and Pantheon on your first clear and don’t distance yourself too much from your team doing your combos. Pros – Ganks, team fight. Cons – early invades, mana \\n \\n \\n Lee Sin (4th to 4th) – He’s still here. In the right hands Lee Sin is a terror. His level two cheese invade is amazing and he makes things happen. The list of nerfs to him in previous patches only threw off those who aren’t good with him. His ganks are amazing, he can steal dragon/baron rather easily and his kit makes for some amazing outplays. He falls off mid-late game and you need to be good with him or else you’re toast. Pros – Utility, invading. Cons – Late game, skill cap. \\n \\n \\n Nunu (Unlisted to 5th) – The yeti knows the way. I haven’t seen a ton of Nunu junglers on the KR server but that doesn’t mean he isn’t good. His counter jungling can leave the enemy jungle starving for gold and his dragon/baron control is fantastic. He’s resilient and trolly at the same time. His utility scales well into the late game. Decide between going a glass cannon or tanky utility because poor itemization will put you out of place. Pros – counter jungle, utility. Cons – CC, poor itemization. \\n \\n Bottom 5 – The runners up: \\n \\n Vi (Unlisted to 6th) – She’s on the case. The nerfs to other junglers allowed for Vi to punch her way back in. She was never weak but compared to those titans of 4.20 she was falling a bit behind. Her clear is decent and her ganks are solid. She can shred the enemy and lock them down with R. Q is great for ganking, jumping terrain and pulling of some great flash combos. Her disengage is lacking and her wave clear isn’t the greatest. Vi and Jarvan are very simila but the utility Jarvan brings is just better atm. Pros – CC, shred. Cons – mana issues, disengage \\n \\n \\n Rek’Sai (Just released to 7th) – The scuttle queen. There was no doubt that she’d be here. Her kit is interesting and fun to use. She brings a lot of damage to the table while remaining tanky. Her ability to juke enemies with tunnels and dart around the map with R is hilariously strong. This leads to some very interesting ganks and “SURPIRSE!” moments. She has issues with being kited and her CC is hit and miss. She’s still rather new to be placed perfectly. Pros – damage, ganks. Cons – kiting, iffy CC. \\n \\n \\n Kayle (2nd to 8th) – The titan got her wings clipped some. The nerf to devourer hit her but didn’t knock her out. Magus is still a beast enchant on her and with another item or runes/masteries she can have 40% cdr really early on. This gives her the ability to perma spam E. She can still clear the jungle at max range and take little to no damage. Her utility from W and R still remains to be fantastic from mid-late game for the team. She needs items to be useful and falling behind can make turn her into a support jungler. Pros – clearing, utility. Cons – Item dependent, CC. \\n \\n \\n Kha’Zix (Unlisted to 9th) – The bug is back. His kit is perfect for a carry jungle. With evolved E he can get in and out rather easily with resets and an evolved Q does tons of damage. Even after falling behind if he gets a kill or two he can bounce right back. The nerfs to his Q patches back made his dragon/baron stealing even stronger. The Q no longer has a cap on damage dealt to neutral camps. He needs items and gold to do his damage and his first clear is pretty weak. Outside of the first clear Kha’Zix hasn’t changed much. Pros – burst, carry. Cons – item dependent, CC. \\n \\n \\n Hecarim (Unlisted to 10th) - Here comes my lil pwny. People fear his clear but it isn't that terrible. He requires a few core items to crush but once he gets moving he's a wrecking ball. It takes a bit of practice to get good at using his kit but once you figure it out his ganks, damage and initiate does work. He has issues when falling behind because without items he does low damage and tanks even less. Pros - initiate, mobility. Cons - item dependent, mana. \\n \\n The fallen one: \\n Warwick – This puppy got neutered. He’s still good in many ways but the nerfs to him and his items hit him hard. His sustain does well, his W utility is great and his lock down on R is still scary but not nearly as good as any of the ten listed. \\n Honorable Mentions: Close but no cigar - Zac, Elise, Olaf, Amumu, Xin Zhao, Cho'God, Master Yi. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( and [Twitter] ( Have a wonderful day.\",\n \"Summary: Pregame Picnic (BYOD) \\n DATE: October 11th (Sat) \\n TIME: 1:00 PM \\n VENUE: Olympics Park near subway stop Mongchontoseong line 8 \\n PURPOSE: socialize, etc \\n \\n The park is really big so I hope no one gets lost. As for any questions you have, leave a comment or send me a message. \\n If you would like my Kakao ID just let me know. \\nTake care and have a pleasant flight. \\n Edit 1: thanks for the messages everyone. If you would like to contribute or are bringing something let me know. So far we have kimbop, chicken, bulgogi and a Korean side dish. Extra drinks, beer, cups and plates would help. \\n Edit 2: [Album of maps my GF tossed together for me] (\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. \\nBefore the LoL semi-finals game on Saturday the 11th, I will be having a picnic. It's going to start at 1PM at the Olympic Park, which is only a 5-minute walk from the semi-finals venue (Olympics Gymnastics Gymnasium.) \\n I think it'll be fun to get to know each other, hang out, drink a bit before the games and get to the venue as a group if you're nervous about the directions. \\n I will be bringing kimbop (Korean-style sushi rolls), snacks, a few bottles of soda and some beer. When I told a handful of people already here in Korea, they said they will be coming too. They are pretty cool, laidback people so it's going to be a good chance to socialize before the games. (And who knows, we might go out after the games too.) \\n One small thing: I will try to bring enough food, snacks and drinks, but since this is going out of my pocket, it's probably safer to think of it more as a BYOD thing. If you can bring something to contribute, that would be greatly appreciated.\",\n \"Summary: This patch hurt junglers in a few ways. It now costs gold to change the jungle item and smite has a shorter range. Jarvan has been knocked off his throne.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on both the Korean and NA servers. I have been playing since closed beta and I love theory crafting. Here is my sixth tier list for junglers for Solo Q. This list is for patch 5.4 and focuses on Junglers in general. These are the champions, I feel, are strong in Solo Q, but that does not mean that everyone else is trash. I have spent a great deal of time thinking, playing games (on both NA and KR), testing champions, reading guides, and watching games to develop this list. \\n **For the full tier list with a cleaner format and champion cards check it out [here.] ( \\n This patch rocked the jungle a bit with a few changes: \\n \\n Jarvan is going to be taking more damage from physical attacks from champions and the jungle. He received a minor armor buff to his armor, but his E no longer grants passive armor to him. Also, they fixed/nerfed his knockuo working in various scenarios outside of the E + Q pathing. \\n \\n \\n Junglers that enjoyed the short lived item swap won’t like the 250 gold cost change. This will make it for various junglers that enjoyed getting trailblazer and swaping it out later for a more aggressive smite. \\n \\n \\n Warrior enchant lost 5 damage. It’s not a massive change, but the nerf can be felt. \\n \\n \\n A big change was to smite. Smite’s range was lowered from 750 to 500 (edge of champion’s hitbox to edge of opponent’s hitbox), which results in ~175 range loss against champions. This will make is considerably harder to get chilling smite off on enemy champions. \\n \\n \\n Revive removed . . . bye? Doesn’t really do anything to junglers. \\n \\n The following are listed from strongest to weakest, but none of these junglers are remotely under powered. Also, at the end of the list I have included what I feel are the 11-20 junglers, in no specific order. Attention This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \\n \\n Top 4 jungle bans: Vi, Fiddle Sticks, Lee Sin, Nidalee. \\n Top 5 - The big hitters: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \\n \\n Vi (2nd to 1st) – A smashing good time. No longer in the shadow of Jarvan. The recent changes to the jungle and other junglers have helped her rise. She has everything needed to carry in solo Q. She can go either full tank, tanky damage, or full damage. Her W helps her do decent to good damage all game and the armor shred is welcomed by all ADs. Q can be good for positioning, gap closing, clearing, and CC. Watch the distance on Q, because falling short on terrain will leave you stranded. Try not to put too much distance between you and your team, because you can end up surrounded by enemies with no allies around. Using Q on camps can line up the monsters for clearing, but avoid spamming it without blue while farming or you’ll run OOM. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred. Cons - poor disengage, mana issues. [Vi's Champion Card.] ( \\n \\n \\n Lee Sin (3rd to 2nd) – Blindly moving forward. Some things have changes, but he isn’t going anywhere. The changes to smite and jungle item changing barely affect him. He has the utility and playmaking to carry his team to an early lead. Sightstone on him allows for great mobility and fantastic ward coverage. The downfalls of him come from his high skill cap and poor scaling. He excels in the early to mid game, but he then starts to fall off. Watch how you position your kicks, because a bad kick can either save the enemy or send a hostile target into your fragile team. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading. Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent. [Lee Sin's Champion Card.] ( \\n \\n \\n Nidalee (4th to 3rd) – Shifty spears hit their mark. This cougar likes to prey on the young and the weak. Her mobility and damage are not to be underestimated. She has an amazing kit to carry in Solo Q. Plaster the map with traps that provide vision once activated for an early warning system. Also, it proves a speed boost and shreds a bit of health. Her Q in cougar form is a scaling Garen ult on a short cooldown and is a great skill to secure objectives and kills with. She depends greatly on landing her spears to do damage, but even without being fully accurate she has a lot to offer the team. Her heal is amazing for replenishing your target and providing a steroid for your ADC. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage. Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent. [Nidalee's Champion Card.] ( \\n \\n \\n Fiddle Sticks (8th to 4th) - An Awkward surprise. He’s been nerfed a number of times in recent patches, but it has done very little to hurt him. Riot has only nerfed his damage output, but has done nothing to harm his amazing kit. He does well all game and has a top notch team fight. He only needs a few items, hourglass and mobility boots, to crush. He can solo dragon during his first clear at level three or four without having to back. Upgrade your sweeper trinket early. His biggest weakness is the enemy team having vision of him or the ability to CC him before he can get his damage off. Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight. Cons - being CC’ed, vision of him. [Fiddlesticks' Champion Card.] ( \\n \\n \\n Pantheon (5th to 5th) – The flying mandrop. This is SOLO Q! He’s been up and down on this list, but he hasn’t fallen off of it. He has an amazing early and mid game. He can easily get around the map and snowball a lead. His ultimate is more of a utility/map control tool than a source of damage. He falls off late game, but itemizing against your enemy and a good lead can keep you viable throughout the game. Rushing damage without a tank on the team can turn you into a paper stun bot. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - strong ganks, powerful early-mid game. Cons - weak late game, poor escape. \\n[Pantheon's Champion Card.] ( \\n \\n Bottom 5 - The runners up: \\n \\n Rek'sai (7th to 6th) – Incoming Rekt’sai. This saucy minx isn’t afraid to get her nails dirty. A number of nerfs have hit her, but her kit is solid for solo Q. She has high mobility and an amazing damage to tank ratio. Her ultimate allows for her to easily get around the map, for free. Also, it gives her the advantage of being able to split push while having flash too. Maintaining a level advantage with her ultimate is rather easy. It can be hard for her to land her CC and can be kited rather easily. Make sure to place tunnels wisely or the enemy team will be laughing all the way to the bank. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility. Cons - being kited, iffy CC. \\n \\n \\n Sejuani (10th to 7th) – The frostbitten delivery. She’s been around for a while, but has had issues getting to the top. The recent changes to the jungle or other junglers have helped her greatly. She can be built mage tank or pure tank and still punish her enemies. She has great initiate and a load of CC. She does rather well all game and scales while becoming tankier. She lacks any form of sustain and has mana issues early on. Avoid spamming without blue and make sure to either carry potions to keep your health up or back before ganking. Remember, she has an amazing team fight, so don’t give up from being down a little. Suggested jungle enchant: Juggernaut/magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight. Cons - no sustain, mana issues early levels. \\n \\n \\n Jarvan the IV (1st to 8th) – One fallen from grace. Riot finally nerfed him and you know what? I am glad! Why? Now I can finally get to play him again. That and it’s amazing how many people don’t read patch notes. The removal of armor on his E has hurt him, a lot. He has a, marginally, higher base armor, but isn’t not saving him. He takes considerably more damage than before in the jungle and he can’t Solo Ads nearly as much as he could. He is still an amazing jungler and a great top laner. He can’t knock up people as much with the nerfs to his E + Q combo too. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Strong ganks, solid team fight. Cons - being invaded, mana issues. \\n \\n \\n Shaco (11-20 to 9th) – A little magic trick. The demonic trickster has deceived his way onto the list. He does amazingly well in Solo Q. He can easily start without a leash, provided you can get your boxes down properly. He can start at either his buffs or counterjungle the enemy buff. He has fantastic ganks and can outplay the enemy team with a few tricks. His ultimate can dodge abilities, such as Vi’s ultimate and he can split push with ease. Also, he can solo dragon rather easily at level four. He is very gold dependent and doesn’t have the best team fight. Don’t pick him without a decent team already built. He takes some skill and getting used to. A good Shaco is a terroer, a bad Shaco is a true terror. It seems the enemy Shaco is always a god though and the one I am stuck with is. . .crap. . .it’s me. Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros – amazing ganks, great split pushing. Cons – weak team fights, player skill dependent. \\n \\n \\n Udyr (11-20 to 10th) – Shape shifting moods. PETA's worst nightmare. I have had my ups and downs on him, but he has a very strong Solo Q presence. He can clear the jungle rather easily and isn’t afraid of most invades. He has great mobility with stance shifting and can stick to a target rather well. Both approaches of tiger and phoenix are strong, but your play style and current situation will dictate which fits you and the current state better. He needs gold to get snowballing and can be kited rather easily. He lacks gap closing outside of running really fast at a target and stance shifting a stun on them. Suggested jungle enchant: Devourer/Juggernaut. Pros – high mobility, easy jungle clears. Cons – rather easily kited, item dependent. \\n \\n Contested champions: (these are champions I wanted to place in top 10 but felt others did slightly better): Xin Zhao – Ghetto Jarvan was a close top 10 pick after the changes to the jungle. He’s similar to Jarvan in many ways and has no issues clearing the jungle. Wu Kong – Not allowed to discuss him, because someone might murder me. Cho'gath - A tanky ap that brings a lot of CC to table and great damage to tank ratio. He has no issues clearing the jungle. Kha'zix - the evolving hyper carry that can easily reset his way to a killing spree. Having to pay to change the jungle item gimped his comeback. \\n 11-20 Junglers: This section was added by request and will not be explained in detail. They are in no specific order. Wu Kong, Rengar, Kha'zix, Cho'gath, Nunu, Hecarim, Amumu, Evelynn, Xin Zhao, Master Yi. \\n My Personal Choice: Cho’God – I have always liked Cho’gath, both in lane and in the jungle. He has great AP damage to tank ratio and has great CC. He can secure objectives easily with his ultimate and has no issues clearing the jungle. His downfalls stem from the ability of the player to land skillshots or the enemy able to dodge them and he gets kited rather easily. Early game he runs out of mana insanely fast. [Cho'gath's Champion Card.] ( \\n Honorable mentions - every champion in the game not mentioned above. \\n God-tier - Urgod, stil don't ask questions. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I post all my tier lists on [goldper10.com] ( and they can be seen there along with my other articles and [comic series.] ( I am currently working on another tier list. This one will focus on five specific champions, I feel, are good for climbing in bronze, silver, and gold. I will include possible runes, masteries, builds, etc. If you are interested, let me know. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are [Facebook] ( [Twitch] ( [Youtube] ( and [Twitter] ( I owe two great people thanks. First, to my amazing girlfriend that goes out of her way to make sure everything I do is the best. Thanks babe. You mean the world to me. Second, thanks goes to [Nunire] ( for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Thanks Mijo. Have a wonderful day and best of luck to you in your games.\",\n \"Summary: Pregame Picnic (BYOD) \\n DATE: October 19th (Sunday) \\n TIME: 12:00 PM \\n **VENUE: [Pyoungwha Park] ( \\n PURPOSE: socialize, etc \\n **[Maps] ( Special thanks to my girlfriend for putting these together and picking out the venue. \\n \\n This time we will be meeting at the picnic location itself and not at a meetup point. This area is much nicer and has a more park feel to it. As for any questions you have, leave a comment or send me a message. [Here's a picture of me and my girlfriend] ( so you know who to look for. It shouldn't be hard to find us though. Just look for the massive group of foreigners, haha. \\n If you would like my Kakao ID just let me know. Take care and have a pleasant flight.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Before the finals on Sunday the 19th, I will be having another pre-game picnic. It's going to start at 12PM at the [Pyoungwha Park] ( which is only about a 10-minute walk from the Finals venue at the World Cup Stadium. \\n I think it'll be fun to get to know each other, hang out, drink a bit before the games and get to the venue as a group if you're nervous about the directions. \\n I will bring a main dish, side dishes and a few drinks. [Last weekend we had 33 people turnout and we had a fantastic time.] ( A majority of them are planning on coming again this weekend. They are pretty cool, laid back people so it's going to be a good chance to socialize before the games. [We went out last time after the games too.] ( Who knows, we might go out again. \\n One small thing: I will try to bring a decent amount of food, snacks and drinks, but since this is going out of my pocket, it's probably safer to think of it more as a BYOD thing. If you can bring something to contribute, that would be greatly appreciated.\",\n \"Summary: The age of the hulk is here. Tank junglers are back and the jungler is easier to manage. Sejuani is the reigning queen. Things change and new junglers rise and fall and that is what keeps the game fresh.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Things change and junglers rise and fall and that is what keeps this game fresh and fun. Every player has a different viewpoint on the game. This is where the diversity of picks, builds, and play styles comes from. Theory crafting keeps the game fresh and new. Below is my tier list for patch 5.5. Yes, I know not everyone will agree with me and I am fine with that. I really enjoy doing these lists and I hope I can help some of you out. \\n This is the condensed version of my tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \\n [My Jungle Notes:] ( \\n There were a ton of changes this patch, so I have created an entire article dedicated to all the new/altered things. I call it [\\\"My Jungle Notes.\\\"] ( \\n The list below has the champions listed from 1st to 10th. I feel that 1st is the strongest and 10th is the weakest, of those listed. This does not mean that any of these champions are weak or not viable. I would like to point out that there are far more than 10 viable/good champions. There are, in fact, over 20 junglers I feel are good. Attention! This is a top ten tier list, not a complete tier list. I will say that again, this is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. \\n \\n Top jungle bans: Sejuani, Rek’sai, Vi, Nidalee, Lee Sin \\n The big 10: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \\n 1) Sejuani (7th to 1st) – The mighty Prince of Demacia has fallen, long live the Freljord Queen. She has been on the rise for a few patches now, but the age of the hulk has turned her into a monster. Her kit comes full of amazing things for solo Q. She has lots of CC and an ample amount of slows. Barriers pose no obstacle to her with her Q and she can easily engage a team fight. \\n Her weakness comes from her early game. Watch out for aggressive junglers such as Xin, Lee Sin, and Pantheon. The trend for Lee Sin is to invade you at your second buff. Use a ward to counter this. It’s not worth dying for red buff. She scales insanely well with hp. It makes her not only harder to kill, but it allows her to dish out more damage. Max W first for the maximum amount of damage output. Don’t worry about falling behind, because you have a fantastic teamfight and group comeback potential. Strike when you see someone fall out of position and skate your way to victory. A full tank build is great on her, but an offensive item can help dish out a little extra damage when needed. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - no sustain, weak early game [Sejuani's Champion Card] ( \\n 2) Rek’sai (6th to 2nd) – The queen of tunnels is near her crown. She has gone up and down in popularity in Solo Q, but her ability to traverse the map and her split push is unparalleled by any other jungler. Her passive sustain makes her innately tanky and her ability to build tank while still dishing out damage is phenomenal. \\n Place your tunnels early around your jungle to optimize clears or ganks or position them more offensively toward/in the enemy jungle. Avoid placing them in open/obvious places or else they will be removed quickly and the enemy will pocket the gold. Manage ganking and clearing to keep up in levels and use your ultimate to gank, secure objectives and farm. It is easy for her to maintain a level advantage on the enemy by using your ultimate often to secure for experience and gold. She does well getting one or two offensive items and then going tank. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility / Cons - being kited, iffy CC [Rek'sai's Champion Card] ( \\n 3) Nautilus (unlisted to 3rd) – The king of CC. This gentle giant has been mia for the awhile now. This patch has brought him back into the mix. Changes to his cooldowns, a buff to gromp buff, and the introduction of cinderhulk have breathed life into him. He still has a slow start and is a poor duelist. He does scale amazingly with health, giving him a larger health pool and a greater shield. \\n You most likely won’t be carrying the game through damage, but your ability to pick a target and lock them down is stellar. He has one of the highest amounts of CC out of any other champion, Leona shares this title with him. Be wary of invades from aggressive junglers. Most junglers, Lee Sin for example, will make short work of you early. Clear camps when you can, but your main power comes from your ganks. Don’t worry about falling behind, you are great at team fighting. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – tons of CC, great initiate / Cons – weak early game, poor dueling [Nautilus' Champion Card] ( \\n 4) Vi (1st to 4th) – Gimped but not broken. She received an early game nerf, but her mid and late game are still amazing. She takes little skill to pull off and he W is even stronger now vs all these rising tank junglers. She fits into almost any team comp and has no trouble diving the target she wishes to murder. \\n Your clearing is pretty good, but avoid spamming Q without blue buff. You will run out of mana quickly and have none left to gank. After playing on the KR server for 3 years I am used to never getting a second blue, really. Take it and they will rage, quit, or afk. Don’t rush all damage when behind or you won’t last long enough to do any damage. The onslaught of oncoming juggernauts wielding cinderhulks will outlast you if you’re behind and built like paper. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred. Cons - poor disengage, mana issues. [Vi's Champion Card] ( \\n 5) Skarner (unlisted to 5th) – We missed your kind. I’m probably going to get flamed for this pick, but I think he’s in a great spot right now. He received a decent buff last patch and the new cinderhulk item works amazingly well on him. He clears pretty good and he has no issues sticking to targets with Q and E. His ultimate allows him to pick a target and pull them to their doom. \\n You won’t need much damage to be effective in games. You scale well into the mid and late game, but your ultimate will fall off as the game goes on due to items, such as QSS. Sadly, you don’t scale from health, but just not being able to kill you quickly is its own form of scaling damage. Snag Trinity force when snowballing or go straight tank. BORK is rather effective for dishing out damage and sustaining you, but I wouldn’t say it’s a core item. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – good CC, great initiate / Cons – slow start, easily kited [Skarner's Champion Card] ( \\n 6) Sion (unlisted to 6th) – A troll that’s not trundle. His endless health scaling synergizes well with cinderhulk and turns him into a behemoth. He clears rather well, but his ganks can be hit or miss, literally. He has a rather high amount of CC and his ability to initiate and disengage can have hilarious outcomes. \\n His damage comes from his inability to die. He requires no offensive items to hurt his foes. Cinderhulk is key to the rise of his power in the jungle. Getting it early on will secure faster farm and more health stacking. Be careful ulting or you could end up making a fool of yourself and wrecking only your pride. Remember, Q doesn’t need to knock up a target to be effective. Sometimes just slowing them is all you need. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – infinite health scaling, lots of CC / Cons – hit or miss CC, damage falls off \\n 7) Lee Sin (2nd to 7th) – The blind has slipped a little. He is still as good as ever, but the rise of tanky, easier to play junglers has hindered him. His power comes from his ability to make plays early and stomp the enemy before they can get going. Now there are many more viable/good junglers that scale well into the mid-late game and are fantastic at team fighting. This makes it harder for him to maintain his power. That and these junglers are just simply easier to play and to be killer on Lee Sin, you have to be good with him. \\n Crush the enemy jungler and their team before they can get going. Level 2 invade on the enemy buff can be a good strategy but not always. It’s very easy to counter that strategy with a ward or taking another route. That and if the lanes collapse, you’re dead. Pick the weakest target and obliterate their mentality. Remember, your power comes from your mobility and utility. Manage your cooldown and place your wards wisely to optimize your ability to use your kit. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading / Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent \\n 8) Nidalee (3rd to 8th) – The cougar has aged but her taste for the weak is as strong as ever. She can’t shred tanks like she could before with the nerf to her W, but her ability to snowball and outplay the enemy is still insane. Her kit has everything needed to be strong in Solo Q. She can jump walls, speed up, chunk health, execute, provide vision, heal, auto attack (or attack speed) steroid, and just f### up your life. \\n The key to becoming useful with her is landing Qs and managing your skills. Learn which walls you can jump and how far your range is with skills. You are one of the softest targets on this list. If you get caught out, you will get destroyed. Your W no longer shreds percent health anymore, but your Q will scale against tankier targets. Use your traps to your advantage and don’t forget to use the bushes for more mobility and surprise attacks. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage / Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent \\n 9) Pantheon (5th to 9th) – Peter Pan-theon isn’t afraid to grow up. His ability to crush and snowball a Solo Q game is superb, as always. His shield and reset from W allow him to dive towers easily and his R allows him to control the map. He’s a very aggressive jungle and takes advantage of target with lower health. He is a great duelist, but he’ cannont solo everyone, such as Trundle and Shyvana. \\n You don’t have the best clearing, but you will have great ganks and it’s easy to finish off a target or KS with Q and your passive from E. Unlike the majority of the junglers on this list, you don’t scale very well. The key to carrying with Pantheon is to snowball early and crush the enemy before they are able to get going. Chose when to rush damage and when to go tank. You have almost no escape, so your build is key to surviving or being effective in fights. Getting 5 offensive items with no tank on your team is probably not the best idea. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - strong ganks, powerful early-mid game / Cons - weak late game, poor escape \\n 10) Fiddlesticks (4th to 10th) – I like to party. Nerfs or not his kit is amazing for solo Q. He has fallen some after a few changes to his spells, but it won’t keep him down. The rise of the tank junglers with CC is not good for him either. He can still easily clear, gank, and solo dragon before he even has to back once. Also, he scales amazingly well into the late game and his teamfighting is fantastic. The sound of his ultimate is something of nightmares and not to be underestimated. \\n Positioning, warding, and clearing wards are key to Fiddlesticks. Your greatest weakness as Fiddle is being seen before you can do anything. Not many champions in the game become as weak as he does by the enemy just knowing of their existence. Getting hourglass is your main goal, because this is what will keep you alive during fights and allow you to get off your full ultimate. Don’t underestimate your ability to survive damage by draining. It can save your life. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Magus. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - being CC’ed, vision of him \\n Contested champions: Fizz, Shaco, Rengar, Hecarim, Volibear, Nunu. \\n -AD Fizz explanation: I know I will get flamed by some for not having Fizz on my top 10. I wasn't going to put him on it just to appeal to the masses. Yes, I have played and tested him. Yes, I feel he is strong and he's even stronger than I expected. Pros - He has great dueling and clears rather fast. He can easily dive and get out. Cons - He needs to get his core dmg items of devourer and BORK early on to snowball and this leaves him rather squishy. Once he gets his tanky items he's fine though. His late game isn't the greatest and he falls off some. Devourer can be a very good item, but I typically see solo Q players getting it and just focus on getting stacks and they ignore everything else or they don't try to manage camps and ganks to stack it and end up wasting money on going it over something else. I know he is strong, but I personally feel others are stronger. Commence the with the raging! \\n Good/viable champions not listed: Fizz, Shaco, Rengar, Hecarim, Volibear, Nunu, Jarvan, Amumu, Mundo, Xin Zhao, Gragas, Trundle, Wu Kong, Evelynn, Zac, Master Yi, Kha’zix, Diana, Olaf, Shen, Elise, Ashe (so much fun), and every other champion ever added to League of Legends. \\n Flavor of the month champions: AD Fizz \\n My personal good/fun picks: Shyvanna, Cho'gath, Ashe (tons of fun) \\n God-tier (removed this section) Everyone already knows who Urgot is. \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone!\",\n \"Summary: The hulk era still continues. The nerfs to cinderhulk weren’t game changing, more of a fine tuning. Be prepared for more Eve in games. Try to think outside of the box. Play what you feel you’ll do best with and not just what the pros play. Solo Q is not the LCS, LCK, LPK, etc. Have fun!\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Diversity comes from people thinking outside the box and trying new things. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \\n This is the condensed version of my tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \\n Jungle Changes: [My Jungle Notes] ( – I’ve moved this section to its own article. \\n The list below has the champions listed from 1st to 10th. I feel that 1st is the strongest and 10th is the weakest, of those listed. This does not mean that any of these champions are weak or not viable. I would like to point out that there are far more than 10 viable/good champions. There are, in fact, over 20 junglers I feel are good. Attention! This is my opinion and lists only the top 10 champions. This is NOT a complete tier list of every champion that can jungle. My complete “climbing” tier list will be posted at a later date. \\n \\n Top jungle bans: Sejuani, Rek’sai, Nidalee \\n The big 10: note (5th to 1st) means that I ranked the champion on my list at 5th last time and now is placed 1st. Unlisted means they were not on the previous list. \\n 1) Sejuani (1st to 1st) – She makes Elsa look like a joke. Riot did a good job adjusting Sejuani and not just slamming the nerf hammer down. Missing her ult will have higher consequences and her % health shred isn’t as good. Outside of that, she’s still amazing. She still packs a punch while being tanky and has a stack of CC to bring to the table. \\n She lacks sustain and has a weak early game. She makes up for this by having a stellar team fight and a great mid-late game. Engaging is her specialty, so make sure to capitalize on a poor positioned target, especially the carries. Watch out for invades on your first clear. The aggressive invaders aren’t being picked nearly as much, but don’t let your guard down. Make sure to use your trinket to ensure your safety when you feel like a surprise party is about to happen. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros - lots of CC, solid team fight / Cons - no sustain, weak early game \\n [Sejuani’s Champion Card] ( \\n 2) Nunu (Unlisted to 2nd) – Nunu is enjoying his romp around the jungle. He is in a great place at the moment. Cinderhulk has allowed him to rise above the counter-jungle/objective securer and transition to a solid tank with lots of utility to bring to the team. He can easily control dragon and baron. Having a Nunu on the team means teams can take baron not only easier but earlier too. \\n He isn’t a damage carry jungle that can single handedly win the game. He does provide a number of other amazing things. The key to winning with Nunu is getting your team the advantage whenever possible, not just yourself. He takes little time to pick up and is easy to jungle with. Remember to not only buff yourself with W. Always try to apply it to other targets to maximize its effect. Getting it onto your ADC when possible can be game changing. Also, counter-jungling with the enemy jungle can be fun too. Using smite right as your Q goes off allows for you to easily secure dragon and baron. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – great utility, easy to secure dragon and baron / Cons – low damage, ultimate canceled easily \\n [Nunu’s Champion Card] ( \\n 3) Rek’sai (2nd to 3rd) – This sensual creature has had her fair share of nerfs. This time around she lost a bit of damage on her Q, but now has the ability to use her placed tunnels more often, when ranked up. The damage loss will be felt, but her power and potential is still fantastic. \\n She has the ability to get the game moving early on and quickly. She comes packed with a kit that makes her a juggernaut and vision while burrowed can be devastatingly powerful. The key to winning with Rek’sai comes from her ability to get around the map and maintain levels with the laners or pull ahead of them. Her ultimate makes her great split-pusher or surprise party thrower. She needs to be built rather tanky in this meta or she won’t survive long in most fights. Unless you are fed, I suggest building an offensive item, such as hexdrink or hydra, later in the game. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: warrior. Pros - high damage to tank ratio, high mobility / Cons - being kited, iffy CC \\n [Rek’sai’s Champion Card] ( \\n 4) Gragas (unlisted to 4th) – This perfectly sculpted mountain of a man has been bouncing his way around the rift. His kit comes packed with rather high based damage, mobility, CC, and damage reduction. He rarely has a problem, unless he runs out of the good stuff. \\n He has an amazing early game and does nicely clearing camps. Unlike most tank junglers, his early game is deadly. His ganks are solid and he has the ability to engage and disengage rather easily. His passive scales with health, which allows him to sustain a good amount of health throughout the game. He doesn’t keep up with most of the other tank junglers as the game goes on, but he makes up for that with his power early-mid game and the amount of CC he brings to the table. He is more suited for players who like tank junglers, but prefer to be more aggressive early on in the game. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – great engage/disengage, high base damage / Cons – skillshot dependent, outscaled by other tanks late game \\n [Gragas’s Champion Card] ( \\n 5) Nidalee (8th to 5th) – A cougar doesn’t fear getting a little work done. She got a bit of health knocked off of her, but that does not stop her from bringing the pain. Her kit allows for her to traverse the map easily and kite her enemies with ease. She lacks CC, but she makes up for that with an arsenal of other abilities. \\n She has a high take down potential with her poke and execute. Using the bushes and her abilities she won’t have trouble when trying to chase down enemies or flee. Well placed traps can provide an early warning system, add a bit of damage, or boost her speed some. The bulk of her damage comes from her spears. Mastering them will be key to dominating with her. Tanks are not affected as much by spears as squishes and highly skilled players can dodge skills better, reducing the effectiveness of your poke. Mastering the transition between ranged and melee will greatly improve performance. There is nothing worse than going HAM in the wrong form. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: magus. Pros - high mobility, great damage / Cons - No CC, skillshot dependent \\n [Nidalee’s Champion Card] ( \\n 6) Lee Sin (7th to 6th) – The blind playmaker needs the right moves. Lee Sin requires more skill than other other champion on this list to pull off. His early-mid game potential is unmatched in the right hands. In the wrong hands, he’s cannon fodder. Also, every other champion listed outscales him post mid game. These reasons make him a hard champion to place. \\n He has an insanely strong early game and he can crush most junglers he chooses to invade. His ganks are solid and he packs a punch without needing damage. His skills allow him to manipulate his targets and chose to shove an enemy into death or kick them away from a vital member of your team. He is risky pick in the current meta. He smashes through the tanky meta picks early game, but as the game drags on his effectiveness wears off. A poorly skilled Lee Sin has little to offer the team, especially once the enemy has more than three items. I recommend him for those that are good-insane with him and advise against using him, in ranked, for everyone else. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: warrior. Pros - Lots of utility, great invading / Cons - weak late game, player skill dependent \\n 7) Zac (unlisted 7th) – Green apple or grape flavored, both are delicious. This bouncing experiment was in an odd place for a long time. He’s finally getting his chance to rise to the occasion. He scales well with health, shreds health, requires no mana, a guardian angel-like passive, comes preloaded with lots of CC, and teamfights like a raid boss. \\n He’s a huge blob of force, literally, with a load of HP.He is a champion that loves to stack health and loves to play against health stackers. Add in the fact that he can initiate and teamfight amazingly well and you have a perfect champion for the cinderhulk meta. He does well clearing and his bloblets allow for him to regain lost health from camps and fights. His passive not only saves him at times, but it can bait the enemy into traps. Initiating fights when the enemy is caught out or ill prepared will go far on Zac. He becomes a tanky monster mid-late game, but he has issues carrying the game on his own. Utilizing his teamfighting is key to winning with Zac. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – strong teamfighting, great initiate / Cons – skillshot dependent, weak early game \\n 8) Vi (8th to 8th) – She’s keeps on knocking them down. Vi still is an amazing pick in this meta. She takes little skill to pull off and her W is even stronger now vs all these rising tank junglers. She fits into almost any team comp and has no trouble diving the target she wishes to murder. \\n Your clearing is pretty good, but avoid spamming Q without blue buff. You will run out of mana quickly and have none left to gank. Don’t rush all damage when behind or you won’t last long enough to do any damage. The trending cinderhulk fury will make short work of you if you don’t have the defense to withstand their onslaught. Diving the backline isn’t an issue for you, but sometimes peeling for your carries does the trick too. Avoid charging into battle without your team near you. You are able to close vast distances with Q + Flash + R and you can end up way beyond help from your team. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: Warrior. Pros - Solid CC, shred / Cons - poor disengage, mana issues \\n 9) Evelynn (unlisted to 9th) – She’s got the touch. I will probably get flamed for having her here, but she’s back. Your pain is her pleasure. The buff to her Q seemed small to some, but it does hurt. She’s been making a comeback on the KR server for more than a month and this buff shoved her back into Solo Q. \\n She’s not afraid of ward trinkets and sighstones. They are just a form of cash for her. She does well roaming the map and picking off targets that haven’t placed pink wards to warn of the oncoming storm. She can magus/warrior/cinderhulk and perform well. Get a BORK and stack tank on her and her early-mid game dishes out the power. She falls off late game without being far ahead, but that’s why people pick her. She’s relatively easy to pick up and takes advantage of the disarray of solo Q. She’s not a safe pick that you can just dig in and hope to win in the late game. Pick her if you like the aggressive playstyle and want to punish those that don’t ward and overextend past the point of hope. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: magus/cinderhulk/warrior. Pros – invisible to sight wards, snowballs easily / Cons – lack of CC, item dependent \\n 10) Sion (contested to 10th) – Choo, choo! All aboard! He has an endless pool of health stacking and that goes well with cinderhulk. He does well clearing, but he can have issues ganking. He ganks are either hit or miss, literally. He can either land all his skills and secure a kill or two or he can miss everything and do nothing. He does better counter-ganking than ganking. He has a rather high amount of CC and his ability to initiate and disengage can have hilarious outcomes. \\n His gets his damage from his ability to stay alive and not die. Cinderhulk is key to the rise of his power in the jungle and he doesn’t need offensive items to do well. Getting cinderhulk early on will secure faster far. Practice your ult and be careful your pride isn’t the only thing that hits the wall after you miss your mark. Remember, Q doesn’t need to knock up a target to be effective. Sometimes just slowing them is all you need. \\n Suggested jungle enchant: cinderhulk. Pros – infinite health scaling, lots of CC / Cons – hit or miss CC, damage falls off \\n Contested champions: Fiddlesticks, Volibear, Maokai, Nautilus, Pantheon \\n My personal (not listed) good pick(s) – Warwick, Nocturne \\n My fun pick(s) – Ashe! \\n \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. I missed last patch, was busy at work. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. Have a wonderful day and best of luck you in your games.\",\n \"Summary: There were some big changes this patch and a number of bug fixes. Slow stacking is gone and devourer got a big change to it. Rek'sai isn't going to be as good as before and AP items got some tweaking.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. There were a few changes this patch that affected the jungle. Here is my rundown and thoughts about the changes: \\n [Jungle Notes Patch 5.13] ( \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: There were some big changes this patch and a number of bug fixes. Slow stacking is gone and devourer got a big change to it. Rek'sai isn't going to be as good as before and AP items got some tweaking.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on KR and NA. There were a few changes this patch that affected the jungle. Here is my rundown and thoughts about the changes: \\n [Jungle Notes Patch 5.13] ( \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: Gragas is pick or ban in my book. Sejuani got knocked down with her W nerf. Eve is being picked a lot more recently. Kha'zix's buff helped him a bit, but I still feel he is too hot and cold for top 10.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.11. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \\n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.11] ( \\n Champion Cards for this Patch: None this patch. Overhauling template and setup for Patch 5.12. \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: Sejuani moved down a peg after the nerf to her W. Gragas's nerf wasn't very game changing. There are a lot of good-viable picks currently. Pick something you are good with and enjoy.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my Jungle climbing tier list for patch 5.10. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \\n [Climbing Tier List Patch 5.10] ( \\n Champion Cards for this Patch: [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Cho'gath] ( [Olaf] ( \\n Runes & Masteries Cards (new per request): [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Cho'gath] ( [Olaf] ( \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone!\\n-Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: There are two common things you don’t want to hear on the Korean server, mental (mentality) and mid open (push mid.)\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer “만렙” here. Many of you have expressed interest in Korea or plan on coming to Korea for Worlds. So, today I wanted to discuss two common things you never want to hear in Korean solo Q, “mental/ 멘탈” and “mid open/ 미드 오픈.” I’d like to point out that I am not trying to offend anyone or be racist in any manner. I am just sharing my experiences here in Korea. \\n \\n 1) Mental (멘탈) – This is a reference to their mentality. This is a very common word to be used and good things never really tend to follow. If their “mental” is weak they are probably about to break, game mental breakdown incoming. It does not always mean they want to quit the game or lost the will to win. When this happens, however, it can often lead to feeding, constant bickering, raging, etc. \\n Another issue with “mental” is the enemy team taunting a weaker player about their mental, possibly putting them on tilt. Believe it or not, this can actually cause some of them to quit, leading to the entire team’s demise (RIP). \\n Some examples of “mental” I wouldn’t want to hear \\n - 나 멘붕 = My “mental” is broken/destroyed. \\n - 멘탈 털림 / 멘탈 털려 = My “mental” is running low. \\n 2) Mid open (미드 오픈) – In English we normally say, push mid. Here, their morale is gone and the will to win is over. They want the enemy team to push mid or some other lane to end the game quickly to “save their mental.” \\n Some examples of mid open I wouldn’t want to hear: \\n - 미드 열어요 \\n - 미드 여셈 = open mid \\n \\n How often do I hear these two problems on the Korean server? It happens more often than I’d like to admit and it happens more where you wouldn’t expect it: diamond tier. It’s a troublesome factor for diamond players, for more than silver or gold. It happens These two areas are big issues here. For example, during my diamond promotions alone there was someone wanting to open mid in all five games. Two games it was my team, two games it was the enemy team and the last game both sides had someone at some point that wanted to do it. \\nWhy does this happen? A lot of it has to do with the commonly stressful life a typical Korean lives. Maybe they work 50 hours a week or they study constantly. \\n Another issue is what I like to call the “PC 방 (pc room/Internet cafe) effect.” What is the pc bang effect? A good deal of gaming Koreans go to pc bangs. Why? Premium LOL pc bangs offer a 20% ip boost and all champions are unlocked while playing there. That or maybe they are unable to get home, don’t have a good pc or their family doesn’t approve of their gaming. They have to pay by the hour, roughly $1 - $1.50. What does this have to do with them wanting to “open mid”? Maybe they don’t have the time or don’t want to spend the money to possibly win the game. They’d rather quit and play a new game or just end it so they don’t have to pay more. \\n Special thanks to my close, Korean friend Kenny [“Dubu” aka “Dubulift”] ( for his input. If you have any comments or questions about Korea or coming to Korea let me know down below or contact me via [my facebook page.] (\",\n \"Summary: Rek'sai has donned her crown again. Runeglaive screwed over Fiddlesticks pretty hard, but it was a welcome change to some AP junglers. The nerf to Gragas was felt, but it wasn't game breaking. Jarvan's E buff wasn't anything spectacular, but it is nice to get some love.\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.12. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \\n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.12] ( \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. Take care everyone! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: Cinderhulk was nerfed a bit, but it was more fine tuning than anything. It is still a fantastic item and is the key to shaping the current meta. Evelynn got a nice buff and is making a big comeback in Solo Q. Do no underestimate her damage and tankability. There are a ton of good junglers to be played this patch.\\n\\nPost: This is the condensed version of my new tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards and explanations [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \\n Hey everyone. Mowzer here. I am a diamond jungle main on Kr and NA. I've made the climb from bronze before and currently have 5 ranked accounts between platinum 3 and diamond 3. Here is my bronze to gold jungle \\\"climbing tier list\\\" for patch 5.7. This is not replacing my normal “top 10” tier list. [That can be found here] ( This list is aimed at helping those at lower MMR to climb the ranks. This list is just my opinion and is not to be taken as fact. \\n Disclaimer: Any champion can get to diamond and beyond. There is no shortcut or guide that will get you from bronze to challenger overnight. Play what you enjoy and don’t be afraid to think outside the box. \\n My personal tips win climbing: \\n 1) Don’t play when you are afraid to lose. \\n 2) Quit playing ranked, for a short while or the day, after you lose 2-3 games in a row. \\n 3) “/mute all” when you are titling and don’t want to read taunts/comments from others. \\n 4) Don’t broadcast that you are on tilt or on the way there. Some people will try to break you even more, even your own team. \\n 5) Don’t instantly re-queue after losing a game, take a break and wait a little. Take this time to reflect on the game or work on something else. \\n 6) Remember that everyone else, hopefully, is a person on the other end. They have feelings too. \\n 7) Play for the win and the mmr, not the LP. Don’t let small LP gains get you down. \\n 8) Be productive, not counterproductive. Telling someone they suck and shouldn’t play the game won’t help them or make them want to play better, typically. Try to help others and avoid being passive aggressive. \\n 9) Analyze your mistakes and the plays of others. “Omg, he got away with 1 hp. He’s so lucky.” More likely you made a mistake or they did something right. \\n 10) Have fun! This is a game after all. \\n \\n For changes to the jungle and my thoughts check out my [“Jungle Notes.”] ( \\n Note: Champions are placed in order of their strength within the tier. All champions listed in the same tier are similarly matched in power. \\n God Tier: The Titan(s) \\n [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( \\n Reasoning: Both of these champions are straight forward and rather easy to pick up. They both dish out a lot of damage while being tanky, have a lot of cc, are amazing at team fighting, have % health damage, and possess strong initiates. Their weakness comes from their early game. Both are vulnerable to invades, but they quickly make up for that in the mid-late game. \\n Tier 1: Strong / Great \\n Nautilus, [Volibear] ( Rek’sai, Vi, Gragas, Nidalee, Nunu, [Rengar] ( Maokai, Udyr, Sion \\n Reasoning: All of these champions have something different to offer the team. \\n My suggestions for different play styles: Tank – Nautlius. He has a ton of CC and turns into an unkillable mountain mid-late game while putting out decent-good damage. Hyper Carry – Rengar. He snowballs hard, destroys squishes, and has amazing roam/split push. He has a hard time coming back from behind. AP Damage – Nidalee. She has an amazing kit for poking and carrying. She relies on her spear for a lot of damage, so practice landing it to do well with her. Also, knowing which walls she can and cannot jump help too. \\n Tier 2: Solid / Good \\n Cho’gath, Hecarim, Skarner, Xin Zhao, Pantheon, Master Yi, Warwick, Fiddlesticks, Evelynn, [Zac] ( Wukong, Trundle, Shaco, Kha'Zix, Lee Sin, Olaf, Shyvana, Jarvan, Rammus, Nocturne, Aatrox, kayle, Mundo, Malphite, Diana, Poppy, Karthus, Nasus, Jax, Elise \\n Reasoning: This is where the majority of the junglers end up. They are all good, but they lack, in my opinion, the power to complete with the upper tiers. \\n My suggestions for different play styles: Tank – Zac. He has a fantastic teamfight and has a great damage to tank ratio. He has a hard time carrying the game by himself. Landing his E is key to doing well with him. Hyper Carry – Master Yi. There is a big difference between a good Yi and a bad Yi. He doesn’t take a lot of mechanics and skills to pull off. Learn how to dodge damage with Q and reduce damage with W. Know your limits and when to fight and when not to. Teams that learn to focus him down will send him to the graveyard rather quickly. Manage your cooldowns wisely. AP damage: Cho’gath. I don’t like cinderhulk on him and I prefer to go the magus route and then get frozen heart second. Doing this will max your CDR in a short time and allow for a lot more CC and damage to be put out. From there you build tank and a late game deathcap for damage. You remain a force to be reckoned with as a tank and as a dpser. \\n Tier 3: Viable / Require a certain level of proficiency to pull off \\n Reasoning: These champions can jungle, but they typically do better laning than jungling. They either require a lot of gold or skill with them to pull off. \\n Shen, Riven, Fiora, Tryndamere, Irelia, Gangplank, Zed, AD Malzahar, Darius, Alistar, Leona, Yorick, Twitch, Twisted Fate, Fizz \\n Tier 4: Can work, but typically won’t do well or require lots of gold \\n Reasoning: This is where everyone else goes. Every champion in the game can jungle, literally. \\n Garen, Talon, Singed, Blitzcrank, Renekton, Akali, Heimerdinger, Yasuo, Ashe, Karma, Galio, Teemo, Urgot, Rumble, Taric, Jayce, Mordekaiser, AD Sona \\n Recommended Jungler for newer Junglers: Nunu – He has little issues clearing the jungle and securing dragon and baron. He doesn’t need potions his first clear and fits into almost every team composition. His E has great damage early game, but will fall off as the game goes on. W is a great skill the ADC and other various champions, such as Hecarim. His downfall comes from the fact that he can’t carry the game himself and his damage falls off greatly mid-late game. He owns the early game though. \\n Champion Cards: [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( [Volibear] ( [Rengar] ( and [Zac] ( \\n My Personal pick(s) – Nocturne and Xin Zhao \\n \\n There are many junglers to choose from this patch. Don’t be tricked into thinking that there are only a couple of “viable” ones. Solo Q is not LCS, LCK, LPL, etc. There are no guides or streams that can turn you from a bronze/silver/gold tier player into a challenger tier player overnight. Climbing the ranks takes time, skill, dedication, and a bit of luck. Admit your mistakes and improve from them and you will go far. None of us are perfect, why act as such? \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone! \\n Take care and best of luck! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: There are many viable champions atm. Don’t feel confined to playing one champion because he/she is the flavor of the month or because the pros are playing him/her. Play what you feel will do well. Learn from your mistakes and improve your play and with time, you will advance. Take care.\\n\\nPost: This is the condensed version of my new tier list. For the full, better formatted version with champion cards and explanations [check it out here.] ( I greatly appreciate it. Thanks! \\n Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my bronze to gold jungle \\\"climbing tier list\\\" for patch 5.6. This is not replacing my normal “top 10” tier list. That will be on another day. This list is aimed at helping those at lower MMR to climb the ranks. This list is just my opinion and is not to be taken as fact. \\n Disclaimer: Any champion can get to diamond and beyond. There is no shortcut or guide that will get you from bronze to challenger overnight. Play what you enjoy and don’t be afraid to think outside the box. \\n My 6 personal tips: \\n \\n Don’t play when you are afraid to lose. \\n \\n Quit playing ranked, for a short while or the day, after you lose 2-3 games in a row. \\n \\n “/mute all” when you are titling and don’t want to read taunts/comments from others. \\n \\n Don’t instantly re-queue after losing a game, take a break and wait a little. Take this time to reflect on the game or work on something else. \\n \\n Remember that everyone else, hopefully, is a person on the other end. They have feelings too. \\n \\n Have fun! This is a game after all. \\n \\n \\n \\n For Changes to the jungle this patch check out my [“Jungle Notes.”] ( \\n Note: Champions are placed in order of their strength within the tier. All champions listed in the same tier are similarly matched in power. \\n Champion Cards: [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( [Nunu] ( [Warwick] ( and [Xin Zhao] ( \\n God Tier: The Titan(s) \\n [Sejuani] ( [Amumu] ( \\n Tier 1: Strong / Great \\n Nautilus, Rek’sai, Vi, [Xin Zhao] ( Nidalee, [Nunu] ( AD Fizz, Volibear, Sion \\n Tier 2: Solid / Good \\n Rengar, Skarner, Pantheon, Master Yi, Fiddlesticks, [Warwick] ( Zac, Udyr, Wukong, Maokai, Trundle, Shaco, Cho'Gath, Kha'Zix, *Lee Sin, Gragas, Diana, Olaf, Shyvana, Jarvan, Elise, Kayle, Rammus, Hecarim, Nocturne, Aatrox, Mundo, Malphite, Poppy, Karthus, Nasus, Jax, AD-Tank Evelynn \\n *Lee Sin – Please, put down the pitchforks people. He is placed here due to the fact that he requires a rather high level of skill to pull off properly and he falls off as the game goes on. In the right hands he’s insane. \\n Tier 3: Viable / Require a certain level of proficiency to pull off \\n Riven, Fiora, Tryndamere, Irelia, Gangplank, Zed, AD Malzahar, Darius, Alistar, Leona, Yorick, Shen, Twisted Fate \\n Tier 4: Can work, but typically won’t do well or require lots of gold \\n Garen, Talon, Singed, Blitzcrank, Renekton, Akali, Heimerdinger, Yasuo, AP Evelynn, Ashe, Karma, Galio, Teemo, Urgot, Rumble, Taric, Jayce, Mordekaiser, AD Sona \\n Recommended Jungler for newer Junglers: Warwick – He is easy to pick up and can jungle practically naked. You can quickly pick up on his kit and he has no skillshots. He fits well into most team comps and his W is amazing for boosting ADC and team attack speed. Also, his R can be used to jump skill shots. \\n My Personal pick – [Xin Zhao] ( \\n My story with Xin: I was an ADC main during season 2 and was struggling to adapt to things and find my place. I fell from high gold to the bottom of bronze (around 1080 mmr) in a matter of weeks. I was going to completely quit LoL, but I decided to give it one last go and try jungle, my worst position at the time. With only a month left in the season I picked up Xin Zhao and played 75 straight games with him and finished the season at high gold. The next season I switched from ADC to jungle and climbed to platinum and later diamond, peaking at diamond 2 on the Korean server. \\n \\n There are many junglers to choose from this patch. Don’t bottleneck yourself into thinking that there are only a couple of “good” ones. There are no guides or streams that can turn you from a bronze/silver/gold tier player into a challenger tier player overnight. Climbing the ranks takes time, skill, dedication, and a bit of luck. Admit your mistakes and improve from them and you will go far. None of us are perfect, why act as such? \\n Post any comments below or let me know what you think. I hope everyone is enjoying these tier lists. Thank you for all the support, feedback, and criticism. I greatly appreciate it! My social sites are Facebook, Twitch, Youtube, and Twitter. Special thanks goes to my girlfriend and Nunire for checking my work, input, and helping me with various design projects. Take care everyone! \\n Take care and best of luck! \\n -Mowzer\",\n \"Summary: The meta remains, mostly, unchanged. The sunfire-like damage of cinderhulk was nerfed towards champions and minions. It still is good at helping to clear the jungle and its amazingly cost-efficient stats of it still remain unchanged. Challenging smite (Skirmisher's sabre) debuff doesn't last as long either, but is still good in certain situations. Sejuani remains at the top of my list. \\n edit - Woke up a bit ago. I'll try to get back to all the messages as the day goes on. Thanks!\\n\\nPost: Hey everyone. Mowzer here. Here is my top 10 Solo Q tier list for patch 5.9. This tier list is purely my opinion and is not being stated as fact. \\n [Top 10 Tier List Patch 5.9] ( \\n Champion Cards for this Patch: [Sejuani] ( [Gragas] ( [Nunu] ( [Rek'sai] ( and [Vi] ( \\n Runes & Masteries Cards (new per request) : [Sejuani] ( [Gragas] ( [Nunu] ( [Rek'sai] ( and [Vi] ( \\n I appreciate any feedback you have. Feel free to comment below and I will do my best to get back to you. 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rifrif | Generate the content for a reddit post should I even tell the dude i'm seeing that i'm apprehensive about sex due to sexual abuse in my past, if so, when? | I'm mid twenties. Female. I'm seeing a person and we both know that sex is going to happen between the two of us eventually. He thinks I'm holding off because I dont want to rush things (which is a little bit true) but the main reason is because of past sexual abuse about 8-10 years ago.
Pretty big incidents. One wa... | I'm mid twenties. Female. I'm seeing a person and we both know that sex is going to happen between the two of us eventually. He thinks I'm holding off because I dont want to rush things (which is a little bit true) but the main reason is because of past sexual abuse about 8-10 years ago.
Pretty big incidents. One wa... | [
"Summary: i love him. he loves me. so i sucked it up and did it. he loves me and doesnt care about my Physical body as much as i had feared. \n your bf seems to dig your body the way it is too.. dont let your own insecurities stop you from pleasing the man that loves you for who you are! \n being on top for me d... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,700 |
FermiAnyon | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, we're hosed. | Yes. At least to the extent that it won't be "fixed" in our lifetimes. It's already messed up. I'm doing my master's thesis on CO2 capture. Sifting through hundreds of articles on climate change and industrial CO2 capture'll do that to you. We're in a pretty urgent situation and our problems are only intensifying ... | Yes. At least to the extent that it won't be "fixed" in our lifetimes. It's already messed up. I'm doing my master's thesis on CO2 capture. Sifting through hundreds of articles on climate change and industrial CO2 capture'll do that to you. We're in a pretty urgent situation and our problems are only intensifying ... | [
"Summary: The universe is literally a zero sum system that is the result of a quantum mechanical accident and it's just that it'll take a few billion more years to reach equilibrium.\n\nPost: It's been suggested recently that the universe has zero net energy. Take that with the mass/energy equivalence and you and ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,701 |
PrairieWulf | Generate the content for a reddit post Big Town Small Town Alberta started smoking caught the clap fuck GP | In my horribly biased experience, about 30% of the people in Grande Prairie at any given moment actually live there and may have grown up there. They are a tight knit group with an almost small town mentality, complete with xenophobia.
The other 70% are from all across Canada and the World, making that industry money... | In my horribly biased experience, about 30% of the people in Grande Prairie at any given moment actually live there and may have grown up there. They are a tight knit group with an almost small town mentality, complete with xenophobia.
The other 70% are from all across Canada and the World, making that industry money... | [
"Summary: lead by example\n\nPost: Understanding is a two way street. They'll never really know what's going on in your head just as much as you'll never know what's going in theirs. It's at times like these that I find it is best to swallow your pride/ego/hurt and calmly try to defuse the situation. It kind of suc... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,702 |
Ellimis | Generate the content for a reddit post SteamOS still appeals to me even though I don't want to leave Windows | Personally, I think SteamOS is promising in its streaming feature. I'd love to built a shitbox to run SteamOS and pop it on a TV in my living room. I don't do a ton of living room gaming (because my office chair and corner desk are awesome) but it could be fun for parties or just for a change of pace. Maybe i'll get mo... | Personally, I think SteamOS is promising in its streaming feature. I'd love to built a shitbox to run SteamOS and pop it on a TV in my living room. I don't do a ton of living room gaming (because my office chair and corner desk are awesome) but it could be fun for parties or just for a change of pace. Maybe i'll get mo... | [
"Summary: there are no negative aspects of having an airbag deploy in your situation.\n\nPost: I'm not 100% sure you know how airbags work. I'm really glad you escaped with minimal injuries though! \n An airbag would not have trapped you in the car. They deploy and then IMMEDIATELY deflate. It's not like a balloon ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,703 |
thephotoman | Generate the content for a reddit post This person only has a vague understanding of history and Christianity. He needs to do more homework on both. | Constantine co-opted it and made it the official state religion in 312AD
No. Christianity wasn't the official state religion in Rome until 380.
>Countless elements of Christian ritual are shamelessly borrowed from existing mystery cults: drinking communal blood and the Cult of Mithras, rebirth and Osiris, and the ... | Constantine co-opted it and made it the official state religion in 312AD
No. Christianity wasn't the official state religion in Rome until 380.
>Countless elements of Christian ritual are shamelessly borrowed from existing mystery cults: drinking communal blood and the Cult of Mithras, rebirth and Osiris, and the ... | [
"Summary: It's falling apart because the NFL doesn't have a minor league farm system, which has pumped money into college football.\n\nPost: It's because Texas smells bad. \n Now that the joke is out of the way, here's what's happening. \n Colorado and Nebraska split because they were realizing that the power in th... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,704 |
a34tjkx | Generate the content for a reddit post Will be in Houston on business for 10 days- what must I see and eat to get a good first glimpse of Houston and the South? | I will be traveling to Houston for the first time for an upcoming business trip which will land me in your great city for about 10 days. I've never been to Texas, or really experienced any real southern culture or cuisine, so I'm looking to expand my horizons (and possibly my waistline) for this trip.
I'm here to fie... | I will be traveling to Houston for the first time for an upcoming business trip which will land me in your great city for about 10 days. I've never been to Texas, or really experienced any real southern culture or cuisine, so I'm looking to expand my horizons (and possibly my waistline) for this trip.
I'm here to fie... | [
"Summary: The law makes us aware of our sins. We are condemned because of our sin. We are given life by grace, through faith in Christ Jesus. We are called to repent and turn away from our lives of sin. Being unwilling or half-hearted in our efforts to put our old lives to death, crucifies Christ all over again, su... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,705 |
effiebies | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't fap or fantasize. It's not worth it.
My favorite drink is whatever I have the most of in my liquor cabinet. Right now that's Bulleit Bourbon. I have a 1.75 liter bottle that I don't think I'll ever be able to finish. I also love Coke Zero, which I quit because diet soda is... | I just wrote this on /s/hardmodoingtil2014 :
I've been doing some form of nofap and pornfree for 4 1/2 years, with various therapists, sexaholics anonymous and stuff. The whole time, occasionally edging and fantasizing. Last August, that led me to another relapse, so I decided it was time to quit edging and fantasizi... | I just wrote this on /s/hardmodoingtil2014 :
I've been doing some form of nofap and pornfree for 4 1/2 years, with various therapists, sexaholics anonymous and stuff. The whole time, occasionally edging and fantasizing. Last August, that led me to another relapse, so I decided it was time to quit edging and fantasizi... | [
"Summary: When I stop worrying about being productive, I get things done.\n\nPost: I just quit Adderall XR myself. My doctor said my pulse rate was too high (>126 sedentary). I was also feeling jittery and anxious, with high blood pressure. Now I'm off it, and trying to cope with my ADHD-Inattentive without drugs. ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,706 |
bwells626 | Generate the content for a reddit post EE has a 70 ping, remove his ping and the average of the other 4 players is almost equivalent to Fnatics. KP won the coin toss and I'd really appreciate it if people want to talk shit to tournament admins that they at least look at the numbers
editted some grammar | People really need to learn how averaging numbers works.
here's how it works:
(Sum of team A's pings)/5 - (Sum of team B's pings)/5. The closer this is to zero, the more "fair" the game is. You can hate on everybody having high ping and say what you want about how tournaments should be organized, but the average ... | People really need to learn how averaging numbers works.
here's how it works:
(Sum of team A's pings)/5 - (Sum of team B's pings)/5. The closer this is to zero, the more "fair" the game is. You can hate on everybody having high ping and say what you want about how tournaments should be organized, but the average ... | [
"Summary: English words have roots in other languages\n\nPost: well, there are a lot of europeans (and canadians pronounce it that way) who play dota and I was just pointing out that neither of the two common ways to say visage is \"incorrect\" just depends how strictly you keep to the french roots. \n it'd be like... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,707 |
theturtlegame | Generate the content for a reddit post too many "central's" | In Judaism G-d is supposed to be a (central) part of everything one does (some say that's the reason behind all the minutiae of Jewish law, at least in part), so that idea is kind of moot in any specific context.
One of the reasons I've heard (besides not doing anything "goyish") from those who say not to celebrate T... | In Judaism G-d is supposed to be a (central) part of everything one does (some say that's the reason behind all the minutiae of Jewish law, at least in part), so that idea is kind of moot in any specific context.
One of the reasons I've heard (besides not doing anything "goyish") from those who say not to celebrate T... | [
"Summary: Vapingme.com customer service so good, I have no idea how he makes money.\n\nPost: Vapingme.com]( - this guy is the absolute paradigm in customer service. Here's 2 stories. \n I mistakenly ordered the wrong item (i got a protank 3 when I meant to get the 2) but noticed right away and sent Matthew an email... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,708 |
whiskerbiscuit2 | Generate the content for a reddit post tried to do too much with first character, made more distinct characters but finally returned to a more balanced character. | I tried to do too much. My first character was a light armour archer enchanter who smithed and used a sword and shield in close combat, switching to restoration to heal or using the potions I'd alchem-ised in between throwing alteration and illusion spells while sneaking, lock picking and levelling speech craft.
Basi... | I tried to do too much. My first character was a light armour archer enchanter who smithed and used a sword and shield in close combat, switching to restoration to heal or using the potions I'd alchem-ised in between throwing alteration and illusion spells while sneaking, lock picking and levelling speech craft.
Basi... | [
"Summary: the WHC is where the action is\n\nPost: Here's the way I see things...the WWE championship is THE big one. It main events wrestlemania and every PPV. It needs to be held by big guys like Cena, Rocky and Punk, cos these guys are the tippity top. \nHowever, the WHC is the real number one title. If WWE was a... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,709 |
polymath22 | Generate the content for a reddit post they falsely accuse you of doing the exact thing they themselves are doing. | You make this claim when you know nothing about me except that I hate bigots like yourself. I guess since you are ignorant of the truth you based your judgments on your own prejudices. Just like always.
i like the part where he accuses the other person of doing the EXACT thing he is doing RIGHT NOW.
this is a commo... | You make this claim when you know nothing about me except that I hate bigots like yourself. I guess since you are ignorant of the truth you based your judgments on your own prejudices. Just like always.
i like the part where he accuses the other person of doing the EXACT thing he is doing RIGHT NOW.
this is a commo... | [
"Summary: be prepared for the coming flood of 2012 iowa caucus content, esp from also rans.\n\nPost: the 2008 iowa caucuses were an embarrassment to the state of iowa and the concept of a level playing field. \n there were about 9 candidates for POTUS for both the democrats and republicans. \n on the right, congres... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,710 |
RPilcrow | Generate the content for a reddit post crystal hollows are itt anal pain central | I'm expecting a ton of 'wheel skeleton' but you know what?
Those fucking crystal hollows in duke's. The archers are bad enough on their own, but when coupled with a bunch of them chasing you down it's absolute hell, because they take so long to kill and they deal so much damage.
They're also ridiculously difficul... | I'm expecting a ton of 'wheel skeleton' but you know what?
Those fucking crystal hollows in duke's. The archers are bad enough on their own, but when coupled with a bunch of them chasing you down it's absolute hell, because they take so long to kill and they deal so much damage.
They're also ridiculously difficul... | [
"Summary: roll to the sides or through it, and time your rolls to account for shoddy netcoding.\n\nPost: You roll through them if you can. It's generally best to roll a couple of seconds before they actually would strike you, though, because the visual effect isn't actually where it is; for some reason it determine... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,711 |
GoldenFalcon | Generate the content for a reddit post Why is America so complacent with its current power structure? And what more needs to happen before we yell back? | We all know about the crappy living conditions in other parts of the world, especially Egypt. But I've been trying to figure out what happens between our lifestyle in America and theirs. What level of unemployment does America have to be at before our riot happens? What amount of power has to be in the few people who o... | We all know about the crappy living conditions in other parts of the world, especially Egypt. But I've been trying to figure out what happens between our lifestyle in America and theirs. What level of unemployment does America have to be at before our riot happens? What amount of power has to be in the few people who o... | [
"Summary: I make a jock look like an ass and avoid getting pummeled.\n\nPost: I was walking down the hall and this jock walked into me. I was not popular at school, I was kind of a loner. The way he walked into me, I knew he was looking for someone to fight him. So when I turned around he gets up in my face about h... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,712 |
Veefy | Generate the content for a reddit post ASOIAF finale is basically every single zombie variant every conceived fighting each other. | All we need is for George to reveal there is a ninja type clan/group on Westeros who have a bunch of dead that can be re-animated, give Arya the power to re-animate a bunch of dead Faceless Men, give Dany the power to re-animate a bunch of dead dragons and then we can have a zombie pirates vs. zombie ninjas vs. zombie ... | All we need is for George to reveal there is a ninja type clan/group on Westeros who have a bunch of dead that can be re-animated, give Arya the power to re-animate a bunch of dead Faceless Men, give Dany the power to re-animate a bunch of dead dragons and then we can have a zombie pirates vs. zombie ninjas vs. zombie ... | [
"Summary: Random political hacktivists from Morocco being random and hacking any website with poor security.\n\nPost: There was an article in the Western Australian about this series of hacks this morning.\nIt's done by hackers in support of Western Sahara claims by Morocco. \n Background reading: \n They've gone a... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,713 |
SomeKindOfMutant | Generate the content for a reddit post It's an international treaty being pushed by corporate interests. | Yet another "free trade" agreement that's been in the works for a few years. .
From what I can tell, it will be much, much worse than NAFTA, at least for Americans.
Obama is currently [trying to push it through Congress](
Since I'm American and focused on doing what little I can to keep it from being passed by Co... | Yet another "free trade" agreement that's been in the works for a few years. .
From what I can tell, it will be much, much worse than NAFTA, at least for Americans.
Obama is currently [trying to push it through Congress](
Since I'm American and focused on doing what little I can to keep it from being passed by Co... | [
"Summary: Bernie Sanders is the best we've got in office, and it isn't particularly close.\n\nPost: What we need is somebody who's been in office a long time, has stayed true to his/her roots, and has a voting record to back it up. \n Bernie Sanders is the longest-standing independent member of the federal legislat... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,714 |
eggjuggler | Generate the content for a reddit post My mom is a racist. | Kinda. She thought it was cool to threaten my high school boyfriends and got irritated if I dated anyone that she hadn't already met and approves of. I could deal with that, but what really got me us that my mom is pretty racist (even though she denies it, of course). She instantly liked any Portuguese guy I brought ho... | Kinda. She thought it was cool to threaten my high school boyfriends and got irritated if I dated anyone that she hadn't already met and approves of. I could deal with that, but what really got me us that my mom is pretty racist (even though she denies it, of course). She instantly liked any Portuguese guy I brought ho... | [
"Summary: Don't get your panties in a twist. Age differences do not equate to perversion.\n\nPost: When I was 16 I started dating a 23 year old. Mom didn't approve, so I snuck around as teenagers do until I went away to college. I was a model daughter other than this scandal, and while we did fool around and suc... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,715 |
captainAwesomePants | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, it's the same for all programming languages. | Newline characters are passed from the program to the operating system, so it's not really Java's fault. They have an interesting history, going back to the very old, much more physical teletype machines. A few languages try to fake this by converting newline characters in the right spots, but Java's not one of them. I... | Newline characters are passed from the program to the operating system, so it's not really Java's fault. They have an interesting history, going back to the very old, much more physical teletype machines. A few languages try to fake this by converting newline characters in the right spots, but Java's not one of them. I... | [
"Summary: Clearcase is a tool for a single, large organization that needs built-in support for development of big software for complex teams. Git is a far simpler, more general-purpose tool.\n\nPost: Git is a beautiful 9\" chef knife. Clearcase is a commercial-grade, belt-driven, gravity-fed meat slicer with automa... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,716 |
anxdiety | Generate the content for a reddit post My puppy thinks another dog is her chew toy and will play endlessly chewing on him to a point of being rough or aggressive. The other dog encourages this behavior just to get my puppy in trouble and is too gentle to fight back. | We have a 4 month old puppy, mom was husky, dad we deduced is half lab the rest rottweiler/German Sheppard. Her name is Tesla. Tesla had made friends with a pair of Shiatsu's named Rolly and Jersey. Jersey is fine and puts Tesla in her place when she tries to play either too rough or he just doesn't want to. Rolly on t... | We have a 4 month old puppy, mom was husky, dad we deduced is half lab the rest rottweiler/German Sheppard. Her name is Tesla. Tesla had made friends with a pair of Shiatsu's named Rolly and Jersey. Jersey is fine and puts Tesla in her place when she tries to play either too rough or he just doesn't want to. Rolly on t... | [
"Summary: Any 'original' mod in an updated item will upgrade with the patch. Any 'foreign' mod added to an item will be left untouched.\n>\n>Hope that answers your questions.\n\nPost: For those at work: \n >Hey, some answers.\n>\n>1. Yes, we have updated the stat distribution on Rakata gear with 1.2.\n>\n>2. If you... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,717 |
goundo | Generate the content for a reddit post the world need more love and acceptance and less hate and degradation, no matter of religion. | deadbeat4sshole said it already, but I'd like to elaborate: "the 'you're just as bad as them' argument" isn't applied to the fact that you are spreading the message, but the way in which you spread it. All the time, I see this religion-bashing mentality coming from this subreddit, and it gets abrasive, even to a fellow... | deadbeat4sshole said it already, but I'd like to elaborate: "the 'you're just as bad as them' argument" isn't applied to the fact that you are spreading the message, but the way in which you spread it. All the time, I see this religion-bashing mentality coming from this subreddit, and it gets abrasive, even to a fellow... | [
"Summary: sometimes there are good reasons to be racist.\n\nPost: Well, its still racist, but it is part of the culture and may be both true and mutually beneficial. Imagine a black man propositioning a white woman in the American south (or anywhere in the US really) in the antebellum period. The woman would probab... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,718 |
themanwhowas | Generate the content for a reddit post you can change if you want to. Try hard, accept criticism and advice, think before you speak and act, and eventually it'll come naturally and you'll be a much better boyfriend and lover. | From one formerly bad boyfriend to another - you can change, if you want to.
It's one thing to acknowledge you've been a shitty boyfriend. A big step, since it's easy to put the blame elsewhere, but still just the first step. It's an entirely different matter to actually change the behaviors that have hurt the peopl... | From one formerly bad boyfriend to another - you can change, if you want to.
It's one thing to acknowledge you've been a shitty boyfriend. A big step, since it's easy to put the blame elsewhere, but still just the first step. It's an entirely different matter to actually change the behaviors that have hurt the peopl... | [
"Summary: Sorry, didn't realize I wrote a book. I'm a paladin of a crazy awesome god, with a cleric at my side. We go looking for trouble.\n\nPost: The Azlegari Temple is a buzzing hive of activity at the news. The halls are full of worshipers, playing the slot machines, praying at altars, asking for blessings from... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,719 |
RedBedHead94 | Generate the content for a reddit post the NHS fucking sucks at dealing with mental health issues. | After a buildup of fuckups in general life and the stress of university, working and dealing with an emotionally immature partner constantly whining in my ear, I had a bit of a breakdown. I just sat in my room screaming, feeling so much hatred for my life and everyone in it that I would have needed to explode with the ... | After a buildup of fuckups in general life and the stress of university, working and dealing with an emotionally immature partner constantly whining in my ear, I had a bit of a breakdown. I just sat in my room screaming, feeling so much hatred for my life and everyone in it that I would have needed to explode with the ... | [
"Summary: Always got older consoles instead of the ones we wanted, saw our cousins get everything on release. Parents had to pick whether me or my brother got good stuff at Christmas. Grandparents and Dad had to team up to buy me a Wii. All good now though, I have a job and save up for stuff like that. \n I still w... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,720 |
RoundSparrow | Generate the content for a reddit post The technology evolved a lot faster than the human psychology. | Right, what? You think this idea response informs anyone?
That's my entire point. The selfishness of a bunch of wall street people is a known and previously experienced event.
Doesn't matter if it is gold in a vault or electronic bits... although electronic is faster. Larger numbers, more humans, but the same basic... | Right, what? You think this idea response informs anyone?
That's my entire point. The selfishness of a bunch of wall street people is a known and previously experienced event.
Doesn't matter if it is gold in a vault or electronic bits... although electronic is faster. Larger numbers, more humans, but the same basic... | [
"Summary: humans can be reactionary and impatient with each other. Even over what to some can seem long-term (years) is still pretty short.\n\nPost: Be it Christian or atheist... it is those unwilling to question their own socieity or make serious effort to take serious time-consuming debate that are the problem..... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,721 |
Rhodie114 | Generate the content for a reddit post Sexual selection, bitch! | If they got an education, they'd realize that females of most species, including humans, make a much greater investment in reproduction. The male's involvement is done after fertilization, whereas the female has a 9 month gestation period, then has to provide for the infant. Because of this, females are usually the mor... | If they got an education, they'd realize that females of most species, including humans, make a much greater investment in reproduction. The male's involvement is done after fertilization, whereas the female has a 9 month gestation period, then has to provide for the infant. Because of this, females are usually the mor... | [
"Summary: The plot of the Modern Warfare games was really, aggressively dumb\n\nPost: The odds of any country making landfall on US soil in a surprise attack are next to zero. Look at what they're up against \n A single US supercarrier group outclasses the entire navies of most other countries. To put it in perspec... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,722 |
epicviking | Generate the content for a reddit post ADDERALL
edit: I really wouldnt mind if this was sidebar-ed. | pictures are worth a thousand words
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Unstructured suits are characterized by a lack of padding in the shoulder (occasionally padding is eschewed altogether) and a minimal side darting (or in the case with American cuts, no darting at all). Unstructured suits frequently have patch... | pictures are worth a thousand words
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Unstructured suits are characterized by a lack of padding in the shoulder (occasionally padding is eschewed altogether) and a minimal side darting (or in the case with American cuts, no darting at all). Unstructured suits frequently have patch... | [
"Summary: Clothes are expensive, but a lot of hobbies seen as \"normal\" cost even more. \n edit: the margin isnt tenfold. I remember seeing somewhere that its closer to 2x for non trendy items and between 3 and 5x for popular items. The actual profit margins are kept under lock and key. \n Check out landsend ca... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,723 |
dungeonkeepr | Generate the content for a reddit post Of Mice and Men makes me rage. | I just couldn't stand Of Mice and Men. To the point that when we were asked to write a letter, talking about what we liked, I ended up asking the teacher if I could write about what I hated instead, because I couldn't think of a single thing I liked. I was allowed and got a damn good mark because I justified everything... | I just couldn't stand Of Mice and Men. To the point that when we were asked to write a letter, talking about what we liked, I ended up asking the teacher if I could write about what I hated instead, because I couldn't think of a single thing I liked. I was allowed and got a damn good mark because I justified everything... | [
"Summary: My SO figured out I loved him before I did. \n In terms of what I felt: I felt at home when I was with him. And safe. I know that I love him because when I'm stressed and panicking, even just IMing him the problem instantly makes me feel better, because I know that he will respond with love and hugs.\n\nP... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,724 |
EmergencyTaco | Generate the content for a reddit post Friend gets incredibly drunk at a party and the sober girl at the party is elected by mutual friends to drive him back to HIS house. This girl has a history of making sexual remarks/jokes/advances on my friend. Last thing friend remembers is passing out in girl's car, but he wak... | I'm writing this for my friend because he doesn't use reddit, but he gave me permission and will also be reading the responses. I've talked to him for a decent amount of time about what happened, but he agreed to my suggestion of getting advice from the subscribers of this subreddit.
So here's what happened. My frien... | I'm writing this for my friend because he doesn't use reddit, but he gave me permission and will also be reading the responses. I've talked to him for a decent amount of time about what happened, but he agreed to my suggestion of getting advice from the subscribers of this subreddit.
So here's what happened. My frien... | [
"Summary: Learn to spot some of the mistakes that are incredibly prevalent in lower elos and punish them, then go and take an objective. Remember that the game isn't over until the nexus explodes, and if everyone in the game has 6 items and is level 18 then your 0-12 Tristana can still be outputting more damage tha... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,725 |
lingrush | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes and no. There are some women who are 'fake man-seeking' gamers that are only into gaming culture for personal gain, however, people are much quicker to label a woman in gaming as an attention whore than a man (even when it is not remotely true). | I think some of us are tired of being objectified as a result of a ridiculously large number of women getting into gaming culture on the basis of gaining attention from easy targets. We are severely overrepresented as women who are into gaming for getting attention for their sex appeal/looks (and because geeks are e... | I think some of us are tired of being objectified as a result of a ridiculously large number of women getting into gaming culture on the basis of gaining attention from easy targets. We are severely overrepresented as women who are into gaming for getting attention for their sex appeal/looks (and because geeks are e... | [
"Summary: Same here. Deep sigh of disappointment for what's to come.\n\nPost: This has been a topic of discussion a few times on /r/gg, here are the threads I can find that are on it or related: \n I normally would just facepalm and go about my business, but I keep hearing about it (oddly enough from girls who are... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,726 |
CookiesRiot | Generate the content for a reddit post Your major doesn't actually matter, but ^wink ^wink can help. Know your job -- your job is not just flying -- it does involve being an officer, and that entails many things. Don't be a dick to the enlisted anybody .
EDIT: Since you're asking everybody else, I did ROTC, have a... | I ^^am ^^speaking ^^as ^^myself, ^^and ^^not ^^on ^^behalf ^^of ^^the ^^Air ^^Force.
The wording on what major you have is that technical majors are preferred, but not required. To put this into perspective: there is a guy from my ROTC detachment in exactly the same training as me whose degree is in Film Studies, c... | I ^^am ^^speaking ^^as ^^myself, ^^and ^^not ^^on ^^behalf ^^of ^^the ^^Air ^^Force.
The wording on what major you have is that technical majors are preferred, but not required. To put this into perspective: there is a guy from my ROTC detachment in exactly the same training as me whose degree is in Film Studies, c... | [
"Summary: You're right and I think it could be pretty cool.\n\nPost: They would probably use base-7, which when written will not include an actual 7. This is exactly how we use base-10. \n We actually use base-11 on our hands to represent the first 11 digits of base-10 on our fingers, but we usually ignore the zero... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,727 |
SamuraiJakkass86 | Generate the content for a reddit post The reality is that Bush "inadvertently" helped destroy Nola with "hurricanes" by preventing the city from restoring their natural barriers that protected them from harsh hurricanes in the first place. There are still stupid people saying "Bush CREATED HURRICANES", but it is not ... | Would you consider it Bush's fault if the reason the hurrican hit with anywhere near the magnitude it did was because of Bush's decision to defund the restoration of crucial wetlands south of New Orleans that were historically critical for blocking such weather attacks over thousands of years prior? That the reason he... | Would you consider it Bush's fault if the reason the hurrican hit with anywhere near the magnitude it did was because of Bush's decision to defund the restoration of crucial wetlands south of New Orleans that were historically critical for blocking such weather attacks over thousands of years prior? That the reason he... | [
"Summary: I had to pay an extra $200 out of pocket for uncovered \"surgical expenses\" at an eye doctor visit, because they had to dilate my eyes. Apparently eye drops is considered surgery now, and thats JUST FUCKING FINE with everyone in the fucking health services industry. Good. Fucking. Job.\n\nPost: As oppo... | 92 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,728 |
mackejn | Generate the content for a reddit post Practice fundamentals: ward, CS, pay attention, be less aggressive, ward, don't give into bloodlust/tunnel vision, also ward | I'm not an expert by any means, but my suggestion is to get back to basics. It's hard to determine what your issue is and what you can do to improve without more detail, but typically you can't go wrong at perfecting fundamentals. Concentrate on your CS. If you go 0/2/0 and out CS the other guy by 100 CS, you won your ... | I'm not an expert by any means, but my suggestion is to get back to basics. It's hard to determine what your issue is and what you can do to improve without more detail, but typically you can't go wrong at perfecting fundamentals. Concentrate on your CS. If you go 0/2/0 and out CS the other guy by 100 CS, you won your ... | [
"Summary: I just think it was a really strong team against a team that's still working out the kinks from their new situation.\n\nPost: It's a combination of things. TSM IS really that good. They also are more solid team wise. They're more integrated than CLG. I think if CLG had swapped jungle for jungle, they pro... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,729 |
bwtaha | Generate the content for a reddit post removing a stat is retarded, if anything we need more in depth stats. LoL is a horrible game and events pertaining to it should be firebombed. | Yea I like my stats, and as I have said before, if you remove my K:D stats, I'm going to have to track them myself.
That means every time I die I have to mark a tally down so I can keep track, meaning more time before I respawn and continue helping the team.
Also LoL is an absolutely horrible example for this, LoL ... | Yea I like my stats, and as I have said before, if you remove my K:D stats, I'm going to have to track them myself.
That means every time I die I have to mark a tally down so I can keep track, meaning more time before I respawn and continue helping the team.
Also LoL is an absolutely horrible example for this, LoL ... | [
"Summary: Atheist or Theist you are claiming to know something which you cannot. Agnostic is to have accepted that all humans are ignorant on some level, especially in regards to the existence of a higher power, and moving on with life.\n\nPost: Without getting into dictionaries and what not. I describe myself as a... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,730 |
down_with_whomever | Generate the content for a reddit post This is what we mean when we talk about the consequences of unchecked hypergamy. Women fucking around with high SMV players end up with fucked up proprieties and a distorted sense of their own worth, and are no longer LTR material as a result. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ... | The idea of an "alpha widow" is something that pops up occasionally here on TRP, and I think it deserves some attention and consideration. The concept is actually very central to why we criticize the CC and why it's harmful for women's long-term mating strategy.
So, for the sake of this conversation let's arrange SMV... | The idea of an "alpha widow" is something that pops up occasionally here on TRP, and I think it deserves some attention and consideration. The concept is actually very central to why we criticize the CC and why it's harmful for women's long-term mating strategy.
So, for the sake of this conversation let's arrange SMV... | [
"Summary: when i was 19 I had sex with a 45yo woman, it was gross but she loved it anyway, I felt super dirty about it both during and after\n\nPost: Yes. A few times. \n Once when I was in college, I must have been 19 years old, I thought the idea of having sex with a milf was really hot. I had always been attract... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,731 |
codayus | Generate the content for a reddit post Speculation reduces volatility, reduces starvation, and does not have a overall increased effect on prices. People still hate it. | Nope.
True, a lot of people with absolutely no grasp of finance and economics like to blame speculation or derivitives, but every time anyone studies it or tries to model it, the answer is clear: It's got nothing to do with speculation.
And we see this when we look at empirical evidence too: commodities with more ... | Nope.
True, a lot of people with absolutely no grasp of finance and economics like to blame speculation or derivitives, but every time anyone studies it or tries to model it, the answer is clear: It's got nothing to do with speculation.
And we see this when we look at empirical evidence too: commodities with more ... | [
"Summary: If you think killing 9000 enderman by hand to get the needed ender pearls is tedious, you are absolutely right, and yet so very wrong at the same time. If you think setting up an enderman farm and logging out for the night is tedious, then you have one warped idea of what \"tedious\" means. If you don't... | 200 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,732 |
deadletter | Generate the content for a reddit post We both are indifferent to most holidays, but as a result, she says we won't celebrate any holidays from now on, including thanksgiving, and she'll leave town during the december holidays so she can spend christmas with people who enjoy it. | I'm what I would term an 'atheist jew', in that one's non-belief in god doesn't necessarily get you out of certain cultural phenomena - passover dinners, specifically. My girlfriend is as indifferent to my holidays as I am to hers. She described going to passover as 'being bored out of my mind, with terrible food.'
_... | I'm what I would term an 'atheist jew', in that one's non-belief in god doesn't necessarily get you out of certain cultural phenomena - passover dinners, specifically. My girlfriend is as indifferent to my holidays as I am to hers. She described going to passover as 'being bored out of my mind, with terrible food.'
_... | [
"Summary: your phone is a small crime and the police don't work for just you.\n\nPost: I think you're off base to think that police are going to be right where YOU need them WHEN you need them - they are all over the city doing what police do - maybe they're nearby, but the city is a big place and we only pay a cou... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,733 |
AnathemaMaranatha | Generate the content for a reddit post A good senior officer or NCO knows what needs to be done, even if it's inconvenient.
The other story that deals with bush-happiness, is not about being bush-happy. It's about the opposite of bush-happy, call it "bunker-happy." [Killer Joe]( I think just the link will do; this on... | Oh yeah. The Major who asked about my Mom. Might as well bring all the bush-happy stories up the timeline and park 'em here. This one was a story-bomb brought about by the sorely-missed /u/roman_fyseek's story telling how he was held captive in a boring place because of his computer skills:
>Too valuable to risk - po... | Oh yeah. The Major who asked about my Mom. Might as well bring all the bush-happy stories up the timeline and park 'em here. This one was a story-bomb brought about by the sorely-missed /u/roman_fyseek's story telling how he was held captive in a boring place because of his computer skills:
>Too valuable to risk - po... | [
"Summary: Stupid questions lead to ancient pun. Ruins Monday morning even more than usual.\n\nPost: Stupidest questions (plural), leading to a comment from my history Professor which knocked me from my chair one early morning class. Almost on topic, I guess. \n Ancient Middle East history class. We had this nerdy ... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,734 |
civex | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't limit your thinking to continuing more or less as you are. All options are on the table. New job, no college, child support -- the whole shebang. You have to be self-supporting with yourself and a child. Ask your parents for help budgeting your monthly expenses and your ta... | You're not alone in having to make ends meet on your own while you go to school and have a child. Is your fiance the father? Is the father paying child support?
In my group of acquaintances, there are several people who live in a group house, someone declares herself in charge, arranges the rental of a house, then le... | You're not alone in having to make ends meet on your own while you go to school and have a child. Is your fiance the father? Is the father paying child support?
In my group of acquaintances, there are several people who live in a group house, someone declares herself in charge, arranges the rental of a house, then le... | [
"Summary: give her up or give it up. Your choice.\n\nPost: I'm sorry to say that if she doesn't clean up to your satisfaction you have the choices of cleaning up after her to your satisfaction or letting it go. \n It's not her job to clean the place up to your satisfaction, just as it's not your job to clean it up ... | 71 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,735 |
F8L-Fool | Generate the content for a reddit post The NFL is trying to make the game "safer" to protect themselves financially first and foremost. It results in the game being less aggressive and entertaining to certain crowds. It also makes it all about huge pass plays and offense, which the casual fans are more interested in wa... | People are down voting you, but it's absolutely true that the NFL has basically made it very difficult to be physical without incurring a penalty. They have neutered defensive players by taking away the majority of "big hits".
Leading with your own helmet, aiming for the opposing players helmet (even with your should... | People are down voting you, but it's absolutely true that the NFL has basically made it very difficult to be physical without incurring a penalty. They have neutered defensive players by taking away the majority of "big hits".
Leading with your own helmet, aiming for the opposing players helmet (even with your should... | [
"Summary: Just because you can legally do something doesn't mean you should be an asshole to cops. Obey the law, be courteous, and be respectful because that is what decent human beings do. \n Source: Young black man that has been pulled over for DWB over 30 times and never received a single ticket. Because I'm no... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,736 |
redfeatheredcrows | Generate the content for a reddit post Told my teacher I was late to school because I fell off a ladder trying to get my cat. I don't even own one either. | In 12th grade I told my teacher I was late to school because that morning I fell off a step ladder. Apparently my cat jumped on top of the TV cabinet and wouldn't come down, so I went up there to grab him and I fell, landing on the corner of a table on the way down. I snuck into the school bathroom and used some makeup... | In 12th grade I told my teacher I was late to school because that morning I fell off a step ladder. Apparently my cat jumped on top of the TV cabinet and wouldn't come down, so I went up there to grab him and I fell, landing on the corner of a table on the way down. I snuck into the school bathroom and used some makeup... | [
"Summary: I started to put myself out there, and my life has been amazing these past months. I finally got a boyfriend, my dream job being a wildlife rehabilitator, and I plan to make even more changes to my life.\n\nPost: A few months ago I decided to stop being shy and started to put myself out there. I got the c... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,737 |
AGPO | Generate the content for a reddit post Fascism is a clearly defined political ideology, which you apparently know very little about. | This is much closer to fascism than anything else in my opinion.
The only way I can truly express my opinion of such a statement is this:
Fascism as a political system is developed entirely around the notion of unquestioning obidience of a powerful national leader. The US model, both constitutionally via the sepera... | This is much closer to fascism than anything else in my opinion.
The only way I can truly express my opinion of such a statement is this:
Fascism as a political system is developed entirely around the notion of unquestioning obidience of a powerful national leader. The US model, both constitutionally via the sepera... | [
"Summary: Scots are British, get your facts straight.\n\nPost: Um, the Scots are Brits. 'British' refers to a subject of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. In fact the term 'Britons' was used to describe the Celtic peoples of Wales, Scotland and the South West long before the island was ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,738 |
LS_D | Generate the content for a reddit post most people will have long slow deaths, with a quickish end | it's not so much the last few minutes so much as the last few years!
I'm not sure how many people have a classic 'peaceful death' ... where they die in their sleep, nowadays people are already overweight and 'sick' from other ailments, well before they're even close to the age of'average' mortality, or whatever it's... | it's not so much the last few minutes so much as the last few years!
I'm not sure how many people have a classic 'peaceful death' ... where they die in their sleep, nowadays people are already overweight and 'sick' from other ailments, well before they're even close to the age of'average' mortality, or whatever it's... | [
"Summary: motherfucker was meant to burn baby! burn like a smoking hot bitch who was born to burn baby! \nBut nooo! OP and his nosey fuckin ways had to interfere and has now just destroyed the lives of many good people waiting to get rich on the insurance! what a cunt. what a cunts act! wtf?!\n\nPost: you b... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,739 |
PyroDragn | Generate the content for a reddit post Latency is only the time it takes for data to be sent to and from the destination. If you're on the moon, and the destination (server) is on Earth, then the latency is high. If the server is half the distance away, the latency will be half. How this affects the game depends on a... | I was thinking person to person interaction in terms of a game.
But again, that's not latency. If a person takes a long time to think about what he's going to do then that has nothing to do with latency, but it would affect "person to person interaction." Latency can affect the interaction in a game, but that does no... | I was thinking person to person interaction in terms of a game.
But again, that's not latency. If a person takes a long time to think about what he's going to do then that has nothing to do with latency, but it would affect "person to person interaction." Latency can affect the interaction in a game, but that does no... | [
"Summary: Blaming race for (all) your troubles, is bad. Accepting that race can cause you troubles, is sensible.\n\nPost: Saying \"My life sucks because I'm black\" is just a catch-all, and doesn't necessarily mean anything. It's often meaningless. \n Saying \"I didn't get the job because I'm black\" or \"I got att... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,740 |
teaguechrystie | Generate the content for a reddit post it's Sunday morning and I'm wistful about expertise, don't worry about it | I don't have any particular insight, really — just that I'm amused that you did this, and pleased that you decided to chart it up and share it with us. So, thanks.
I really love dumb little exercises like this. (I mean that as a compliment, by the way; I do the same thing.) Taking your ability in one area and carryin... | I don't have any particular insight, really — just that I'm amused that you did this, and pleased that you decided to chart it up and share it with us. So, thanks.
I really love dumb little exercises like this. (I mean that as a compliment, by the way; I do the same thing.) Taking your ability in one area and carryin... | [
"Summary: Reddit activity can seem unfavorably anti-social to non-Redditors, because of the fundamental attribution error, and also probably /r/atheism if we're being honest\n\nPost: It is a time-waster, depending on how you look at it, but that's not the \"popular\" stigma I encounter. It's more like 4chan, but ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,741 |
aphoenix | Generate the content for a reddit post Numbers are up! 100K soon! Viva la Self Posts! No hate talk!
Thanks everyone! | Hey /r/wow! A couple of things came up today and I just wanted to talk a bit about as we near 100,000 subscribers!
First up, a few stats to fire at you about how we're doing:
113 average submissions per day (#60)
1,766 average comments per day (#67)
That makes us one of the most active subreddits on reddit!... | Hey /r/wow! A couple of things came up today and I just wanted to talk a bit about as we near 100,000 subscribers!
First up, a few stats to fire at you about how we're doing:
113 average submissions per day (#60)
1,766 average comments per day (#67)
That makes us one of the most active subreddits on reddit!... | [
"Summary: you are assuming some kind of loving, respectful relationship between the starks and theon when none existed. That is the basis for most of the people arguing with you\n\nPost: raised him, cared for him, taught him arms, and how to ride. \n This is the part at which most everyone else and you seem to disa... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,742 |
Darkblimp | Generate the content for a reddit post there are "optimal" rune setups, but honestly you can do pretty well with just an AD and AP rune page. | Except that health seals are just the most "optimal" seals. Armor seals are still pretty good--got one of my smurfs to gold I with only a flat AD mark/quint, armor seal, and flat MR rune page. Seen plenty of people make it to diamond 1 with less than that...
basically | Except that health seals are just the most "optimal" seals. Armor seals are still pretty good--got one of my smurfs to gold I with only a flat AD mark/quint, armor seal, and flat MR rune page. Seen plenty of people make it to diamond 1 with less than that...
basically | [
"Summary: It's apples to oranges. A professional marathon runner can't beat a sprinter in a 100 meter dash. A professional sprinter can't beat a marathon runner in a 100 mile marathon. Each requires different aspects of the body to be focused on. One isn't superior to the other, they are merely different.\n\nPost: ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,743 |
bones7056 | Generate the content for a reddit post this game is great for horders. | Found this very true. (certain things are gold to some people) Ran into a guy who played for about 3 or 4 days and already bought the highest prime access and just wanted to buy everything in fair amounts of plat. I didi every trade he could do and then both of his friends (since they were all low mastery ranks) sold t... | Found this very true. (certain things are gold to some people) Ran into a guy who played for about 3 or 4 days and already bought the highest prime access and just wanted to buy everything in fair amounts of plat. I didi every trade he could do and then both of his friends (since they were all low mastery ranks) sold t... | [
"Summary: its random and everyone suffers\n\nPost: true not 100% is random but most are. very rarely do they really control them. Also im in the time zone where DE is based on as a main time and i still will see great stuff when i sleep. there's no pleasing everyone. And the ones they do control are potatoes, but o... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,744 |
humanman42 | Generate the content for a reddit post I like games. I may even like like games. If games didnt like like me back and they left me would I curl up into a ball and cry....no...
Wait, what are we talking about? | So what you are saying Info, is that my "shotgun" method of collecting is having a negative effect on me? haha.
I have self control. I pass stuff by all the time. I buy when I can. By "when I can" I mean that as financially. I would never spend over my means. As far as the "hoarding" part goes. My stuff is cleaned, a... | So what you are saying Info, is that my "shotgun" method of collecting is having a negative effect on me? haha.
I have self control. I pass stuff by all the time. I buy when I can. By "when I can" I mean that as financially. I would never spend over my means. As far as the "hoarding" part goes. My stuff is cleaned, a... | [
"Summary: my car is an autobot that protects my nephew from giant monkeys\n\nPost: My nephew at the age of 5 heard a scary story. It's a town myth about giant humanoid monkeys that live up in the hills. Anyways, it freaked him out. He was already a really emotional boy. Scared easy, cried easy, mad easy. So run he ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,745 |
bsonk | Generate the content for a reddit post The USA is going down hard if it keeps going the way it is, towards corporatist fascism, where the people and the state work in the interests of tyrannical business.
I'm being a bit hyperbolic, but these are the general trends, IMO. | The US government does not work in the interests of its people. It works in the interests of itself, as in the interests of the people who lead it, who are often, whether appointed or elected, bought and sold by business interests, with large, legitimized bribes paid in the form of 'campaign contributions.' A court ver... | The US government does not work in the interests of its people. It works in the interests of itself, as in the interests of the people who lead it, who are often, whether appointed or elected, bought and sold by business interests, with large, legitimized bribes paid in the form of 'campaign contributions.' A court ver... | [
"Summary: Yeah dude, people are weird animals. We should all smoke more weed.\n\nPost: It's just an natural extension of the kind of shit you see other animals doing. Tiger cubs fight, humans box and wrestle and shit, and other humans just get dopamine triggered by the feeling of dominance in combat, even imaginary... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,746 |
theinfamousj | Generate the content for a reddit post 65 is the new 100. | Update: Thanks to [an intrepid redditor]( we now know that verification has been restored to those grandfathered. Yay! Crisis solved minus any statement from CouchSurfing as to the fact that we even had a problem. But did we really expect that?
My local community .
Apparently this change was made starting yester... | Update: Thanks to [an intrepid redditor]( we now know that verification has been restored to those grandfathered. Yay! Crisis solved minus any statement from CouchSurfing as to the fact that we even had a problem. But did we really expect that?
My local community .
Apparently this change was made starting yester... | [
"Summary: Save your money and buy whatever pill you want to. Synthetic or no, makes no difference in pill form.\n\nPost: There is nothing about a molecule that indicates its manufacture (lab vs fruit). Your body doesn't know the difference between a synthetic and a nonsynthetic molecule. Neither one passes through ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,747 |
doesntakethehighroad | Generate the content for a reddit post You're wrong and you deserve no points. | Actually, the evidence shows the OP knew exactly what he was talking about. A thinking person would presume the weight gain is a function of baby, umbilical cord, and amniotic fluid. The fact OP was pointing out the loss in weight was due to giving birth because of those 3 things having been expelled from her body acco... | Actually, the evidence shows the OP knew exactly what he was talking about. A thinking person would presume the weight gain is a function of baby, umbilical cord, and amniotic fluid. The fact OP was pointing out the loss in weight was due to giving birth because of those 3 things having been expelled from her body acco... | [
"Summary: Don't worry about it. There's more opportunities in Seattle than Bumfuck, USA. Deal with it living economically.\n\nPost: One or more of the following: \n \n They have 2 incomes \n They rent an apartment \n They commute a long distance from the countryside \n \n Renting with 2 incomes is probably the most... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,748 |
Blue_5ive | Generate the content for a reddit post taking multiple pictures of the same place, and using the best parts of each picture to make one 'better' picture (I say 'better' because as you can see from the downvotes a lot of people don't like it, and it's easy to over-do it and think it looks cool when it looks stupid). | High Dynamic range. You take 3 (or in OP's case 5) pictures from the same spot (usually on a tripod so that the post processing is easier to overlap). So you have these 3-5 pictures with different parts standing out in each picture due to different exposures. On some you may have the sky by oversaturated and white, ... | High Dynamic range. You take 3 (or in OP's case 5) pictures from the same spot (usually on a tripod so that the post processing is easier to overlap). So you have these 3-5 pictures with different parts standing out in each picture due to different exposures. On some you may have the sky by oversaturated and white, ... | [
"Summary: Dez and Melo need to put the team on they back or we in trouble.\n\nPost: Team: University of Maryland \n Seed: 4, Midwest \n Conference:Big Ten \n Players to Watch: Dez Wells (SG/SF/PG/PF/C) He does it all and we usually need him to. \n Melo Trimble(PG) He's quick, and just overall very good. \n Jake Lay... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,749 |
Jdog2010 | Generate the content for a reddit post Germany screwed Algeria out of a place in the 2nd round in 1982 by agreeing to a 1-0 victory over Austria on the final day of group play. Karma may be a bitch if Germany agree to draw the USA to potentially snuff out the Ghanaian/Portuguese chances, since Germany will likely face... | In 1982, Germany played in possibly the most infamous match in World Cup history, the Schande Von Gijon (Shame of Gijon).
The previous day, Algeria had beaten Chile 3-2 and were in position to become the first African team ever to advance past the first round. To advance, they needed Austria to draw or beat Germ... | In 1982, Germany played in possibly the most infamous match in World Cup history, the Schande Von Gijon (Shame of Gijon).
The previous day, Algeria had beaten Chile 3-2 and were in position to become the first African team ever to advance past the first round. To advance, they needed Austria to draw or beat Germ... | [
"Summary: Each conference has at least three teams that I think have legitimate shots to make the Super Bowl, and as a Seahawks fan I am fucking terrified.\n\nPost: The Colts have already shown they can take down the best teams in the league, but they can also lose to really mediocre teams. However, they are favor... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,750 |
alsimone | Generate the content for a reddit post If you want to spend $400 on 4HP, by all means, it's your money. | I think what HandBananas is saying is:
>Bullshit, prove it with numbers and real data.
A CAI can make a difference in a lot of engines, yes. But the AMC 150/258 is an old workhorse that is perfectly fine the way it is. Will you get an extra couple of HP if your Jeep is breathing better? Sure thing! But at what co... | I think what HandBananas is saying is:
>Bullshit, prove it with numbers and real data.
A CAI can make a difference in a lot of engines, yes. But the AMC 150/258 is an old workhorse that is perfectly fine the way it is. Will you get an extra couple of HP if your Jeep is breathing better? Sure thing! But at what co... | [
"Summary: rr1000 wrongly called BS on Percipient24's post.\n\nPost: Dude, this is the most un informed post I think I have read this week. \n > First off the DPC cannot print anything over 12x18. \n There are two 44\" wide Epson 9800s in DPC hooked up to some fancy-pants EFI RIP. There is also a ~44\" Roland die-c... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,751 |
gospelwut | Generate the content for a reddit post people are emotional and stupid. | I was forced to take a rudimentary stats class in college (credit transfer SNAFU). In any case, I decided the appropriate final presentation would be explaining how after the age of 65, we spend an unreasonable amount of money on people that were essentially a deprecated asset anyways. Sadly, the teacher had no real ch... | I was forced to take a rudimentary stats class in college (credit transfer SNAFU). In any case, I decided the appropriate final presentation would be explaining how after the age of 65, we spend an unreasonable amount of money on people that were essentially a deprecated asset anyways. Sadly, the teacher had no real ch... | [
"Summary: code switching](\n\nPost: This is the biggest reason I think kids should go to public school. Not because they offer anything better than private, but the exposure to different cultures is important. And, yes, there is a black culture and a hispanic culture and a White-middle-class culture and white-trash... | 63 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,752 |
WideLight | Generate the content for a reddit post The word atheism implies choice in the affirmative or the negative (either I believe God exists or I believe God doesn't exist). However, there is no God so only one of the two camps is making a decision. That is, the religious choose to believe in the irrational, non-existent... | Some things have been on my mind of late, and I thought I'd ruminate in public here to see if anyone else in on this same page. Pages probably. Plural.
The title of this submission is a misnomer, but one that is done with purpose. I've had a problem with the word atheism for a long time now, and I'd like to solidi... | Some things have been on my mind of late, and I thought I'd ruminate in public here to see if anyone else in on this same page. Pages probably. Plural.
The title of this submission is a misnomer, but one that is done with purpose. I've had a problem with the word atheism for a long time now, and I'd like to solidi... | [
"Summary: There's a reason why no one takes Holocaust deniers seriously.\n\nPost: I don't understand. WWII is the most written-about war of all time. There are mountains of books, photos, first person accounts, diaries, ledgers and any number of other primary sources that clearly demonstrate the facts of the hist... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,753 |
Triedtothrowthisaway | Generate the content for a reddit post BS and experience? Not enough. MS and PE maybe, PhD preferred. | Some can get away with just their BS and adjunct. They'll most likely never teach full time on a tenure track.
You typically need a PhD but with Engineering you can probably leverage a PE license and experience along with a MS to get a tenure track position at a 4 year school.
That's a bit tough though because your ... | Some can get away with just their BS and adjunct. They'll most likely never teach full time on a tenure track.
You typically need a PhD but with Engineering you can probably leverage a PE license and experience along with a MS to get a tenure track position at a 4 year school.
That's a bit tough though because your ... | [
"Summary: yea OP should relax a bit but I understand why he's being an asshole.\n\nPost: While I agree that OP's response is a little hostile, I don't feel that the hostility is without warrant. \nMany people on reddit like to give legal advice and often it is just completely wrong. \nSo it makes sense not to take ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,754 |
poorsoi | Generate the content for a reddit post man or woman, if you can carry a conversation and show your partner a good time in the sack, they will be interested in you. OP, save this kind of BS for Cosmo. | I completely disagree with this.
First of all, thoughts and emotions aren't commodities. Sex = talking is not a trade, whatever you may have learned from TV, because fully developed individuals (male or female) are capable of both.
> So, generally, you label her 'slut' and move on with your life.
Never met a guy ... | I completely disagree with this.
First of all, thoughts and emotions aren't commodities. Sex = talking is not a trade, whatever you may have learned from TV, because fully developed individuals (male or female) are capable of both.
> So, generally, you label her 'slut' and move on with your life.
Never met a guy ... | [
"Summary: cockroach connoisseur, mothering failure, naked man saves the day\n\nPost: I'm a born-and-raised Seattlite who lived in Mississippi last year for about four months. While there, I had the pleasure of encountering my first cockroaches. \n One Saturday morning, I got up early with our one-year-old and the t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,755 |
DurrDurrDurrDeer | Generate the content for a reddit post I could careless I just like to rustle your "been on the internet since myspace" jimmies | Cig butts disgust me, I cannot stand people who just throw them out and litter! drives past garbage on the side of the road :3 Its okay though, in most states / areas we cannot see the amount of pollution in the air.. But hey if we cant see it then who cares! Ganna drop bombs on syria? Sure no problem! .. But wh... | Cig butts disgust me, I cannot stand people who just throw them out and litter! drives past garbage on the side of the road :3 Its okay though, in most states / areas we cannot see the amount of pollution in the air.. But hey if we cant see it then who cares! Ganna drop bombs on syria? Sure no problem! .. But wh... | [
"Summary: U MAD BRO QQ\n\nPost: You know what I find funny? You actually had gotten mad because I disproved your point on racism. Unfortunately this is the only way you deal with being wrong is acting like the child you are. I suppose people in game like yourself are my frustration at times, you think you are cle... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,756 |
YamahaRN | Generate the content for a reddit post Marc is more careful after 4DNFs this season, he was aggressive with dani because he's his teammate, Marc would have relished raining on Jorge's coronation by winning the race, Valencia is too narrow for safe passing at high pace with tires that don't inspire total confidence, and... | This is a dead horse, but I intend to hit the less tender parts.
It seems many people have only seen the races at the end of the year. I admit, after Sepang I was among those condemning him. But Looking at his 2015 experience many of the circumstantial arguments saying he was playing defense for Jorge can be also be ... | This is a dead horse, but I intend to hit the less tender parts.
It seems many people have only seen the races at the end of the year. I admit, after Sepang I was among those condemning him. But Looking at his 2015 experience many of the circumstantial arguments saying he was playing defense for Jorge can be also be ... | [
"Summary: IMO if you want both feet down at a stop, buy a cruiser.\n\nPost: It's fine if all you're going to do is ride on the road. \n But if you're ever gong to the track, you're gonna wish you had that clearance when you're in the corners. I took a used R6 to my first track day and they joked about the lowered l... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,757 |
lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe | Generate the content for a reddit post Accidentally screamed "JESUS" when opening the door for a pair of elderly Christian women, and possibly gave one of them a seizure. | Literally just happened this morning.
I was sitting in my living room when the doorbell starts ringing. I used to live way in the country and now live in suburbia. This is my first summer at home from college in the new house, so I'm not familiar with people going door to door because we lived all the way out in bumf... | Literally just happened this morning.
I was sitting in my living room when the doorbell starts ringing. I used to live way in the country and now live in suburbia. This is my first summer at home from college in the new house, so I'm not familiar with people going door to door because we lived all the way out in bumf... | [
"Summary: I have the best iPhone case in the world.\n\nPost: I've had this flimsy rubbery case for the same iPhone 4 since 2011 and it prevents anything. I got in a shouting match with my girlfriend this summer and chucked my phone as hard as I could against the door of our apartment (heavy metal door) from like fi... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,758 |
Yarddogkodabear | Generate the content for a reddit post Frankly I don't understand your rage. These are simple concepts. I will venture a guess that you are young and come from a rich family. This is why you don't understand what it's like for 50% of the country to be working for subsistence wages. | Don't worry, there's no need to educate me, I already spent four years earning my degree in economics, as well as studying law and economics in law school.
In 4 years you have 3 degrees in economics, law and law economics?
Sure you do. Ask yourself this.
Would someone with degrees in law and economics get butt ... | Don't worry, there's no need to educate me, I already spent four years earning my degree in economics, as well as studying law and economics in law school.
In 4 years you have 3 degrees in economics, law and law economics?
Sure you do. Ask yourself this.
Would someone with degrees in law and economics get butt ... | [
"Summary: Either you care about the third world or you don't. Asbestos exports are nothing compared to the shit Canadian mining companies are doing to the third world. If you honestly feel exercised about workers in the third world start thinking about ways that we can change globalization to help them and not hurt... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,759 |
chrisdelbosque | Generate the content for a reddit post The more obscure and crazy, the better. | I am the commissioner of two fantasy football leagues; one traditional, one alternative. Our traditional trophy has a very classic look to it but the other league is a statue to Keanu Reeves.
[Behold.](
I based it off of a South Park episode "Best Friends Forever" (S9E4). Our league name had nothing whatsoever to... | I am the commissioner of two fantasy football leagues; one traditional, one alternative. Our traditional trophy has a very classic look to it but the other league is a statue to Keanu Reeves.
[Behold.](
I based it off of a South Park episode "Best Friends Forever" (S9E4). Our league name had nothing whatsoever to... | [
"Summary: Somewhat drunk and wishing that a separation of church and state would come to fruition.\n\nPost: Thank you for your comment. I realize that this nation is mostly composed of Christians and understand that Christianity is the default setting when it comes to whom to appeal to as a political candidate, bu... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,760 |
giantofbabil | Generate the content for a reddit post just keep trying to improve and focus on yourself and what you need to do to improve, don't focus on wins and losses. You'll start winning soon enough. | I'm about 700 games in, and I still feel like a newbie. I've had this happen a few times now. My MMR story goes calibration-600->1400->550->1200(now) for reference. When I dropped to 550mmr I was at my wits end and felt very, very defeated. But what I did was opened up Dotabuff, and looked at my trends. I started to tr... | I'm about 700 games in, and I still feel like a newbie. I've had this happen a few times now. My MMR story goes calibration-600->1400->550->1200(now) for reference. When I dropped to 550mmr I was at my wits end and felt very, very defeated. But what I did was opened up Dotabuff, and looked at my trends. I started to tr... | [
"Summary: It works if the mobo supports it and the gfx card supports it.\n\nPost: I think this may be some kind of rumor, I found some sites saying that the i7 3820 is PCI-E 3.0 ready. Also found some saying something like the slots are PCI-E 3.0 but no cards out now really use that technology even though they fit ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,761 |
wuzizname | Generate the content for a reddit post as a Canadian, you should learn to speak french and make it a point to make friends with some Quebeckers. They're awesome fun. | You can still learn. Try rosetta stone, or try BBC languages , and if there's anything I've learned about our french canadians it's that they are really awesome and appreciative if you at least attempt to try to speak french.
I spoke some french in Paris when I visited, and they seemed annoyed. I speak french when I... | You can still learn. Try rosetta stone, or try BBC languages , and if there's anything I've learned about our french canadians it's that they are really awesome and appreciative if you at least attempt to try to speak french.
I spoke some french in Paris when I visited, and they seemed annoyed. I speak french when I... | [
"Summary: not god's fault, your fault.\n\nPost: Meh.. read the story. Adam and Eve were perfect, lived forever in a perfect world of the garden of evil until they turned their back on god and ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. \n \"We\" decided to know of evil. That temptation and in turn ea... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,762 |
The_Patient_Owl | Generate the content for a reddit post Usually heal with cast spells, heard Fistweaving is core to monk raiding, thoughts and advice would be greatly appreciated | So I've been leveling a Mistweaver monk lately and its currently level 77. I've been healing almost solely with channeling mists and the other casting spells, the only times I've ever tried Fistweaving has been on boss fights, and it eats up mana and barely sustains the group, and most of the time i need to intervene w... | So I've been leveling a Mistweaver monk lately and its currently level 77. I've been healing almost solely with channeling mists and the other casting spells, the only times I've ever tried Fistweaving has been on boss fights, and it eats up mana and barely sustains the group, and most of the time i need to intervene w... | [
"Summary: Wanted to name my character Döve, got flagged for Renaming, what does this mean?\n\nPost: I just recently transfered a character and wanted to name her \"Döve\", the name was available, however, when i attempted to log in it said the name was flagged for \"rename\" and asked my to change it. There was no ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,763 |
MrPoptartMan | Generate the content for a reddit post The Emperor's New Groove is full of plot holes and factual errors and I still love it because its a MOVIE. You think I watched Jurassic Park and was disappointed they sent the only computer guy on a suicide mission? Well yeah but it didn't outweigh the rest of the movie. | When Kronk is disposing of the llama body, he runs down a very tall staircase. At the bottom, he runs into two peasants and leans up against the wall. The peasants pass him, walking toward the left side of the screen. Immediately after they disappear from the screen, the "camera" zooms out so you can see the entire pal... | When Kronk is disposing of the llama body, he runs down a very tall staircase. At the bottom, he runs into two peasants and leans up against the wall. The peasants pass him, walking toward the left side of the screen. Immediately after they disappear from the screen, the "camera" zooms out so you can see the entire pal... | [
"Summary: of the day\n\nPost: Right now I'm sitting in financial accounting class browsing reddit. I like to think of myself as a good student, but this class is from 6pm-9pm every Tuesday night and its accounting...its boring... \n So at 19 I was in college majoring in finance with high hopes for the future. That'... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,764 |
SoepWal | Generate the content for a reddit post I am a newbie who loves defense, but it is somewhat discouraging as skilled attackers snag your flag before you even realize it's gone. I can see why newbies would just fuck off to play in the gen room, where they can at least feel like they're winning (getting kills/points) while... | Is it really? Defense is all I want to play. I love playing Tech, and I've tried to HoF with brute (not very effectively). I need to unlock Doombringer.
Problem is, as a noob who's just been bumped into higher level queues (dat level 7), I find myself unable to keep up with older pathfinders. By the time I notice the... | Is it really? Defense is all I want to play. I love playing Tech, and I've tried to HoF with brute (not very effectively). I need to unlock Doombringer.
Problem is, as a noob who's just been bumped into higher level queues (dat level 7), I find myself unable to keep up with older pathfinders. By the time I notice the... | [
"Summary: Just because you grew up in a relatively wealthy white family doesn't mean every white person is born into wealth. The fact that other white people are rich does literally nothing to benefit me.\n\nPost: White men are at an advantage in our country mostly because of the wild inequality between economic cl... | 90 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,765 |
Ozzimo | Generate the content for a reddit post Standardized Tests are a poor reflection of what a student is learning and force teachers to "teach to the test" rather than teaching what is best for the student. Also constant fear of being fired. | I can only speak as being related to two teachers (Mom and Wife) but here's what I understand to be the general problem with standardized testing:
Teachers stop teaching what they think is best for the kids and instead teach what will get the kids to pass the test. In my school district we've versions of a test that... | I can only speak as being related to two teachers (Mom and Wife) but here's what I understand to be the general problem with standardized testing:
Teachers stop teaching what they think is best for the kids and instead teach what will get the kids to pass the test. In my school district we've versions of a test that... | [
"Summary: Old bitch tries to interrupt my quiz, I threaten to punch her in the cunt on mic. QMMF.\n\nPost: My story does not involve a young good looking woman. Instead it involves an old drunk bag who thought she could get away with interrupting my pub quiz with loud whistling. \n I run a pub quiz at a bar and mid... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,766 |
GasStationSushi | Generate the content for a reddit post Silver is valued by many aspects, including rarity, industrial uses, etc. But Energy Costs are a huge factor in the market price for silver. If people want more PMs, they have to mine for it. And Mining is more expensive now than it was years ago, thanks to higher energy prices. | To add to this...
When you buy a commodity (or any item), you're also buying the energy that was used to produce that item.
This is because an entrepreneur could look at the price of gold/silver and say "I can either pay $X/oz on COMEX or I can mine this for $Y/oz". Energy costs make up most of that calculation, so ... | To add to this...
When you buy a commodity (or any item), you're also buying the energy that was used to produce that item.
This is because an entrepreneur could look at the price of gold/silver and say "I can either pay $X/oz on COMEX or I can mine this for $Y/oz". Energy costs make up most of that calculation, so ... | [
"Summary: The reddit hivemind seems to be confusing reform with equaling good for small businesses/individuals. The latest round of Patent reform did the EXACT opposite. You literally have to pay to play in the patent game now. Other tech focused\n\nPost: What seems to get lost in the shuffle is [First to File vs. ... | 96 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,767 |
maxgoldbergonline | Generate the content for a reddit post I watch a flock of about 20 wild parrots fly near my apartment a few times per week. Do you?
EDIT: To be clear, I don't find them to be a nuisance at all. I actually really like them. | Didn't have a chance to take a picture, but I swear there are the silliest sounding parrots without owners who live right near my place. A flock of maybe 20 of them that hangout on wires and trees just like the pigeons and crows and sparrows that I already know about on my block. I remember hearing about a documentary ... | Didn't have a chance to take a picture, but I swear there are the silliest sounding parrots without owners who live right near my place. A flock of maybe 20 of them that hangout on wires and trees just like the pigeons and crows and sparrows that I already know about on my block. I remember hearing about a documentary ... | [
"Summary: don't GIVE money to Google. TAKE money from Google. :D\n\nPost: Maybe a different approach than what everyone else is listing here is focusing on simply reducing your costs instead of increasing your conversion rate. Yes, a better converstion rate would be better, but the problem (as you're describing i... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,768 |
kitcatchik94 | Generate the content for a reddit post Climbed the top of a play structure when I was afraid of heights, got stuck and took forever to get down, making it against the rules for kids to do that anymore. Tired of being the smart girl, wrote the most obscene word I could think of on the board, class tells the teacher tha... | Oh God. I was the most awkward child ever in elementary school thanks to my sheltered home life, so I have some stories...
In fourth grade we used to have these plastic play structures. Ours were pretty cheap really, but they were new so everyone thought they were the coolest thing. Anyways, there was this structu... | Oh God. I was the most awkward child ever in elementary school thanks to my sheltered home life, so I have some stories...
In fourth grade we used to have these plastic play structures. Ours were pretty cheap really, but they were new so everyone thought they were the coolest thing. Anyways, there was this structu... | [
"Summary: This thread was made for me\n\nPost: Running around at two years old, forgot that there was a step down into the living room, fell face first and had my bottom teeth go straight through the bottom lip. \n Another time when I was two, I jumped off an armchair and hit the coffee table. The corner split ope... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,769 |
glassFractals | Generate the content for a reddit post There's plenty of good sounding headphones besides full-sized audiophile or DJ cans suitable for portable listening that are leagues beyond earbuds. | Haha, I don't really have the ability to use my "good" headphones portably. They're AKGs, which are fantastic... but are power hogs, and practically useless without an amplifier.
Certainly, it's silly to use a fullsized high end headphones with a portable device. There's definitely some middle ground though. I use... | Haha, I don't really have the ability to use my "good" headphones portably. They're AKGs, which are fantastic... but are power hogs, and practically useless without an amplifier.
Certainly, it's silly to use a fullsized high end headphones with a portable device. There's definitely some middle ground though. I use... | [
"Summary: detergent co. should get into the business of producing incredibly high profit margin self-cleaning clothes.\n\nPost: I don't understand this mentality at all. \n This happens all the time with oil companies and renewable energy and battery technologies. It makes me so angry. \n If a technology comes alo... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,770 |
tecrogue | Generate the content for a reddit post Errors don't exist.
edit Made it to the top of the front page for a bit, AND Quote of the Day? "I'm Tecrogue, and this is my favorite Subreddit on the Citadel." | Today. Oh today.
So this has been One of Those Mondays™ at work. Came in and the phones are down, then phones came up, but the ticketing system is down and has been down for the last 34 hours. But this one isn't about that.
It's about the call I had right before my Lunch, while I had a newbie sitting in on the call... | Today. Oh today.
So this has been One of Those Mondays™ at work. Came in and the phones are down, then phones came up, but the ticketing system is down and has been down for the last 34 hours. But this one isn't about that.
It's about the call I had right before my Lunch, while I had a newbie sitting in on the call... | [
"Summary: the one thing that AOL actually helped me with.\n\nPost: Well, once upon a time there was a User who was tired of always being referred to as [apopculturereferance][astringof##s]. This User decided that he would travel the wastes of the 'net (this was a long time ago, before /b/ but after /. ) to discover... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,771 |
redrightreturning | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm on an uncomfortable first name basis with an ASHA caseworker because CU Boulder can't get its shit together. | I feel like your username is relevant to your life situation. I'm so sorry for all you have to go through. Please, please let me know if I can be helpful or offer support in any way. Feel free to PM me with questions about academics, (especially about dysphagia!), research, internships, CFYs, etc. good luck.
Just as... | I feel like your username is relevant to your life situation. I'm so sorry for all you have to go through. Please, please let me know if I can be helpful or offer support in any way. Feel free to PM me with questions about academics, (especially about dysphagia!), research, internships, CFYs, etc. good luck.
Just as... | [
"Summary: Dog eats pretty much anything but meat.\n\nPost: My westie Angel would eat almost anything. Spicy food, garlicky food, once he jumped up on the kitchen table to eat a plate of brownies (and before you say it's bad for dogs to eat chocolate, Angel lived to 19 years and was always very healthy). He licked ... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,772 |
SilasDG | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't get in the line for hot dogs if you're looking for chicken alfredo. | Exactly this, people would be in the issues thread if they were able to help/support issues. It exists for exactly the reason that the OP is concerned about: Easy consolidation, resolution, and attention to issues.
Filling every nook and cranny of this sub and other areas of discussion only prevents any other convers... | Exactly this, people would be in the issues thread if they were able to help/support issues. It exists for exactly the reason that the OP is concerned about: Easy consolidation, resolution, and attention to issues.
Filling every nook and cranny of this sub and other areas of discussion only prevents any other convers... | [
"Summary: Mother believes son to be mental but lets him play M games at a young age anyways.\n\nPost: I had an ex whose mother had this mentality. Her son was constantly in and out of therapy because he was pretty disturbed. He would claim he saw things (murderers, ghosts, etc) he would also make death threats towa... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,773 |
midnight_toker22 | Generate the content for a reddit post don't let a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch
note: i've never played world of warcraft or its ilk | I agree with some of the bad types of PUGs, but you do them an injustice. While they can happen sometimes, I've had far more good experiences with pick up groups than bad. Sometimes you get groups where everyone knows their role and the situation, and everything works like a well oiled machine. Sometimes only one pers... | I agree with some of the bad types of PUGs, but you do them an injustice. While they can happen sometimes, I've had far more good experiences with pick up groups than bad. Sometimes you get groups where everyone knows their role and the situation, and everything works like a well oiled machine. Sometimes only one pers... | [
"Summary: if you're going to bitch about something and not put an ounce of energy into a solution, fuck you.\n\nPost: Your attitude is exactly typical of this young generation: spoiled, entitled brats who expect their problems to be taken care of for them. You bitch about things and yet you offer no solutions and d... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,774 |
Ekkosangen | Generate the content for a reddit post There is a section of the minecraft community who believes Tekkit is the devil because the modders told them so, and that Feed The Beast is somehow better because it acquired superfluous permissions from egotistical modders who can't just be happy that their mod is being played. | The short of it is that there's nothing wrong with it. However, here is a wall of text of how I understand the Tekkit situation:
The Beginning
Some guy saw all of these mods that, through the magic of the Forge API, were compatible and worked well with each other. He liked it so much, he decided to get a few more li... | The short of it is that there's nothing wrong with it. However, here is a wall of text of how I understand the Tekkit situation:
The Beginning
Some guy saw all of these mods that, through the magic of the Forge API, were compatible and worked well with each other. He liked it so much, he decided to get a few more li... | [
"Summary: The UI is slow (if it works at all), gameplay gets stale fast, the \"war\" is boring and not really a war, the economy is fucked, the market is fucked, and it feels like the developers aren't doing shit. \n EDIT: Sorry, it appears I've written a novel.\n\nPost: As someone who has played with Firefall for ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,775 |
kinda_alone | Generate the content for a reddit post Could theoretically increase border violence, putting lives of non-users at risk.
I will try to find said site and will post a link if I do. I personally don't know how realistic their theory is since most of it was hypothetical and lacked statistic. Regardless, it is still a po... | I once read a theory that legalization could increase border violence. The theory roughly said that the smuggling of marijuana into the country would actually increase since black-market marijuana would be less expensive due to government taxes. The theory says that legalization would give the drug cartels an incentive... | I once read a theory that legalization could increase border violence. The theory roughly said that the smuggling of marijuana into the country would actually increase since black-market marijuana would be less expensive due to government taxes. The theory says that legalization would give the drug cartels an incentive... | [
"Summary: RUN THE BALL, RUN THE BALL ALL GAME\n\nPost: Keep in mind everyone that BYU is not a bad team. They've lost to two top ten teams, Boise State, and a rival. Not the best, but certainly not horrible. They have a very good defense that we managed to run really well against. Running the ball well is going to ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,776 |
ToxicPancakes | Generate the content for a reddit post A woman's right to vote allowed a woman to correct many wrongs with society that directly impacted her ability to live and prosper. The draft sucks and I'd fight alongside an organized movement to change it. I think both men and women need more in the way of equal right. Also, I'm... | Personally I have no issue signing for the draft. I'd do it if I could. The problem with that, from what I understand, is that they won't allow women to be in situations of direct combat if it can be avoid. The reasoning behind it, as was explained by a male service member, is that some men will get "heroic" when a wo... | Personally I have no issue signing for the draft. I'd do it if I could. The problem with that, from what I understand, is that they won't allow women to be in situations of direct combat if it can be avoid. The reasoning behind it, as was explained by a male service member, is that some men will get "heroic" when a wo... | [
"Summary: I agree, again. The academy brought a breath of fresh air into the show when they brought in Seth Macfarlane and, yes, it is nice to see them mess with their formula.\n\nPost: I like you. You're my new internet-best friend. I also just re-read my first post.. And holy shit.. All the grammatical errors.. W... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,777 |
sophiesongbird | Generate the content for a reddit post if you make yourself into an extreme fringe society, markedly different from everyone else... you cannot complain that you are being treated differently from everyone else. | Thats the thing, how come their sexual orientation is a core part of their personality? There should be more to them than where they like to put their penis. I dont walk around shouting "I like men! I am a woman that likes men! I am STRAIGHT!" because I want people to like me for my talents, my opinions, my mind.
I'v... | Thats the thing, how come their sexual orientation is a core part of their personality? There should be more to them than where they like to put their penis. I dont walk around shouting "I like men! I am a woman that likes men! I am STRAIGHT!" because I want people to like me for my talents, my opinions, my mind.
I'v... | [
"Summary: Some people do NEED to eat meat.\n\nPost: I agree with you...but you don't make other people cater to you. You deal with your own food needs. You appreciate others considerations when they occur, but you do not demand that others consider your needs. \n This girl in the OP demands it. She sounds like a d... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,778 |
WoWDisciplinePriest | Generate the content for a reddit post House guest threatened my service dog with a knife, they left my home at gun point. | Someone threatened my service dog with a knife.
They set their food down on the ground, issued no "leave it" command, and walked away. Dog thought it was his lucky day and ate the food. I walk back in the room when I hear yelling and he has a knife out screaming at my dog. I commanded the dog to me, calmly walked to ... | Someone threatened my service dog with a knife.
They set their food down on the ground, issued no "leave it" command, and walked away. Dog thought it was his lucky day and ate the food. I walk back in the room when I hear yelling and he has a knife out screaming at my dog. I commanded the dog to me, calmly walked to ... | [
"Summary: Should have gotten a restraining order after he dressed me.\n\nPost: Creepiest thing a man has ever done to/with me: \n I got shit faced one night in college and the last thing I remembered before blacking out was being naked and trying to climb the stairs to get to the orgy (yes there was an orgy upstair... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,779 |
Kancho_Ninja | Generate the content for a reddit post quit stressing and "hire" 20 recruiters to do all your work. In your downtime, get some certifications under your belt. | I'm on my iPhone, so I'm gonna keep it short, ok?
There are these awesome people called recruiters / head hunters that do nothing all day except try to put people to work.
Sure, you can hit all the jobsites you want and post resumes until you're blue in the face - but you will get faster results by befriending a co... | I'm on my iPhone, so I'm gonna keep it short, ok?
There are these awesome people called recruiters / head hunters that do nothing all day except try to put people to work.
Sure, you can hit all the jobsites you want and post resumes until you're blue in the face - but you will get faster results by befriending a co... | [
"Summary: on lexapro. Able to fuck for hours without orgasm. Dick sore. Frustrated.\n\nPost: I just posted a couple of hours ago about my inability to orgasm last night. I'm on lexapro, weaning my self off of it, and think I've hit a level of medication that has a side effect for me. \n I mean, two hours of banging... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,780 |
_Z_E_R_O | Generate the content for a reddit post There is precedent for keeping controlling parents out of their adult children's lives. Don't be afraid to use it and be prepared to stand your ground. | As terrible as it sounds if you're afraid of retribution for taking your name off of a bank account you may have to explore legal options and file a restraining order. If you're legally an adult then trespassing and unwarranted tampering with your personal belongings is against the law, even by parents. If you are that... | As terrible as it sounds if you're afraid of retribution for taking your name off of a bank account you may have to explore legal options and file a restraining order. If you're legally an adult then trespassing and unwarranted tampering with your personal belongings is against the law, even by parents. If you are that... | [
"Summary: Detroit's government never got to big to function; half its residents moved out in a short amount of time causing it to implode in a fashion that would sink any government\n\nPost: That's not what happened at all. Detroit's government supported itself perfectly at its prime. The problem is that over half ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,781 |
kinyutaka | Generate the content for a reddit post don't worry too much about the second genre of science fiction novels (action, adventure, mystery), the important thing is that they focus on science. | The problem with pure science fiction in a Hollywood context is that it is dry.
You need a conflict to drive a story, and "find the answer or we lose funding" isn't enough of one to carry a film.
It is that reason that most filmed science fiction is primarily action/adventure films with lasers, and that was even be... | The problem with pure science fiction in a Hollywood context is that it is dry.
You need a conflict to drive a story, and "find the answer or we lose funding" isn't enough of one to carry a film.
It is that reason that most filmed science fiction is primarily action/adventure films with lasers, and that was even be... | [
"Summary: it depends on the circumstances and the person.\n\nPost: Okay. \n First, there is the fact that most charity managers do not serve for a lifetime, but when they do, they work long and hard hours planning and organizing their work (assuming, of course, that they are competent and good people). \n If they w... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,782 |
schuylercat | Generate the content for a reddit post do what that guy said. redo your setup, add mass and weight to support the TT. | This.
If your setup in on a wooden floor skipping may be inevitable. Take a careful look above at what f1pflier posted, make any corrections, then think about the setup itself. If you cannot move it into a better configuration or location, walk veeeery carefully.
Where I am at now we have a crawlspace, wooden floor... | This.
If your setup in on a wooden floor skipping may be inevitable. Take a careful look above at what f1pflier posted, make any corrections, then think about the setup itself. If you cannot move it into a better configuration or location, walk veeeery carefully.
Where I am at now we have a crawlspace, wooden floor... | [
"Summary: for you: get the one that costs 15.25p.\n\nPost: You're welcome! \n Styli are NOT one size fits all - you have to find the correct fit for your cartridge. \n And more: the actual tip of the stylus is available in various shapes and configurations. Look at the two inks you posted, one for 12p and one for 1... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,783 |
Journalisto | Generate the content for a reddit post Charged porn to my dad's credit card and he told me about it in front of my girlfgriend. | Okay, I deserved this one:
I was hangingout at my parents' place with my somewhat-new gf from college when my dad walks up.
"Son, I need to talk to you," he says in a huff.
"Anything you need to say, you can say in front of my gf," I said cooly, thinking I had a pretty clean record and, really, how bad could it b... | Okay, I deserved this one:
I was hangingout at my parents' place with my somewhat-new gf from college when my dad walks up.
"Son, I need to talk to you," he says in a huff.
"Anything you need to say, you can say in front of my gf," I said cooly, thinking I had a pretty clean record and, really, how bad could it b... | [
"Summary: Got held to a higher standard, got passive aggressive, still got an A+.\n\nPost: My college genocide teacher once gave me an F on a paper because I had, by my senior year, become a well-known writer and campus journalist. I told him the grade was unfair because the paper was better than what most students... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,784 |
MingeRider | Generate the content for a reddit post Boom de yada, Boom de yada | That there's no set guidelines.
Sure, we have moral standings and we have laws, but they are constantly in flux. Sometimes, they go hand-in-hand and sometimes they don't. For example, Piracy is illegal, but it is more socially accepted than robbing a HMV. It's illegal to smoke weed (At least in the UK and AFAIK major... | That there's no set guidelines.
Sure, we have moral standings and we have laws, but they are constantly in flux. Sometimes, they go hand-in-hand and sometimes they don't. For example, Piracy is illegal, but it is more socially accepted than robbing a HMV. It's illegal to smoke weed (At least in the UK and AFAIK major... | [
"Summary: I'm a paedophile, my mum is a dead baby and my uncle is a retard. ಠ_ಠ\n\nPost: My mum wanted to call me Kayleigh after a song she likes, but my Dad said it had too many L's, combined with his last name. \n He went on to have two kids called Elliot and Oliver. ಠ_ಠ \n My mum wasn't h... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,785 |
Topsiders | Generate the content for a reddit post Doc Challenge registration is open.]( Make a 4-7 minute film in only 5 days. Win awards and appear on Documentary Channel, and at Hot Docs Festival in Toronto, and maybe win dolla dolla bills yo. | Hey Reddit, I'm trying to get the word out about a film competition I'm involved in for all you filmmakers. It's called The Doc Challenge, and the winners are shown at Hot Docs in Toronto (largest doc festival in North America), and on the Documentary Channel, which is pretty cool.
It takes place March 1-5, 2012 with... | Hey Reddit, I'm trying to get the word out about a film competition I'm involved in for all you filmmakers. It's called The Doc Challenge, and the winners are shown at Hot Docs in Toronto (largest doc festival in North America), and on the Documentary Channel, which is pretty cool.
It takes place March 1-5, 2012 with... | [
"Summary: ALLLVINNNNN!!!!!!!\n\nPost: The reason for the post was really the sunglasses cliche and the Poochization of every thing, but...yes, I agree with you on the last point. I will not watch these. \n Still, yes...Children DO enjoy movies, but isn't it up to adults to decide what children see in theaters? Ther... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,786 |
beefat99 | Generate the content for a reddit post I want some opinions on my planned [build]( and any advice you can give a new initiate to the PC Building world. Thank you for reading! | Build Help
The build will be used so that I can play my video games at a much more comfortable experience playing games like World of Tanks, Team Fortress 2, Rust and World of Warships.
Performance Desired
The performance I'd like is 100 fps on low settings and 50-60 on medium settings.
Budget
My budget is $6... | Build Help
The build will be used so that I can play my video games at a much more comfortable experience playing games like World of Tanks, Team Fortress 2, Rust and World of Warships.
Performance Desired
The performance I'd like is 100 fps on low settings and 50-60 on medium settings.
Budget
My budget is $6... | [
"Summary: Doesn't matter why we brought him, or why we feel he isn't gonna be great. We have to work with him, and love him because he's what we got.\n\nPost: You have to see it through his eyes though. He was a college player that wasn't so well known before a major event making him a household name for UCONN. (Co... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,787 |
CokeCanNinja | Generate the content for a reddit post The 2000 Ford Focus is a tough fucker. | Once I had to drive my old 2000 Ford Focus wagon home during some torrential rain. It was just 1.5 miles, so I figured I'd be fine. Ended up driving it though 9 inches of water at 15mph at one point (fairly short but deep puddle, momentum carried me through it), and I was throwing rooster tails the whole way. Fortunate... | Once I had to drive my old 2000 Ford Focus wagon home during some torrential rain. It was just 1.5 miles, so I figured I'd be fine. Ended up driving it though 9 inches of water at 15mph at one point (fairly short but deep puddle, momentum carried me through it), and I was throwing rooster tails the whole way. Fortunate... | [
"Summary: Guys car gets booted, removes the boot, boots administrators car, gets suspended, can no longer drive to school.\n\nPost: The administrators will boot your car and fine you $25 dollars if you park in the teacher parking lot. One guy did anyway, so of course they booted his car. After school, he unlocks th... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,788 |
Araama | Generate the content for a reddit post She made my mom cry by telling her I was raped. I never wanted my mom to know. | She unveiled all of my skeletons.
At the age of 18 I was struggling with life. I'd been raped more than enough, I'd fallen into methamphetamine, and had become generally self destructive. This had been going on since I was the not-so innocent age of 12.
She was 17, and dating a 28 year old man. It seemed wrong to m... | She unveiled all of my skeletons.
At the age of 18 I was struggling with life. I'd been raped more than enough, I'd fallen into methamphetamine, and had become generally self destructive. This had been going on since I was the not-so innocent age of 12.
She was 17, and dating a 28 year old man. It seemed wrong to m... | [
"Summary: Asshole cop scared the shit out of an 8 year old, and encouraged her to lie to cops to get out of situations.\n\nPost: Oh I have a story for this!! \n When I was 8, i was in a chuck-E-Cheese with a guy friend who was 10-ish. We were playing with the pay phone, not pressing any buttons or anything, he was ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,789 |
PaperplatesnTowels | Generate the content for a reddit post Psychedelics lead to more conscious moments per time which in effect leads to the distortion of time. | Have you ever wondered why exactly time distortion occurs on psychedelic trips? Many people say that time is relative, and I definitely hold consensus on that idea. Now my idea as to the mechanism holding control of the perception of time is that of conscious moments. Take the idea of quantum information processing at ... | Have you ever wondered why exactly time distortion occurs on psychedelic trips? Many people say that time is relative, and I definitely hold consensus on that idea. Now my idea as to the mechanism holding control of the perception of time is that of conscious moments. Take the idea of quantum information processing at ... | [
"Summary: Smoking weed causes cross-excitation of cellular signaling pathways responsible for hallucinations.\n\nPost: 5-HT2A stands for serotonin 2A type receptor, or a receptor for the neurochemical serotonin. The 5-HT2A receptor is a G protein-coupled receptor (GPCR), which means it does not activate ion channel... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,790 |
REthanH09 | Generate the content for a reddit post Barack Obama alienated a huge support base, including me, and I am pissed off about it.
Edit: PARAGRAPHS! | I know you will never see this, Mr. President. I am fully aware of the fact that you are under immense political pressure from nearly all sides and that your future is uncertain, but do you realize what you've just done? The entire reason you got elected was because you were able to instill hope in the youth of America... | I know you will never see this, Mr. President. I am fully aware of the fact that you are under immense political pressure from nearly all sides and that your future is uncertain, but do you realize what you've just done? The entire reason you got elected was because you were able to instill hope in the youth of America... | [
"Summary: Get at least two correct rune pages, practice in normals with your newly found powers, but don't forget it's just a game and if you want to play ranked go for it. The worse you are, the worse your experience will be, but in the end it's just a game.\n\nPost: The first thing you have to do is buy the prope... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,791 |
Phyzzx | Generate the content for a reddit post just kill the sundy, there's no point in killing any infantry near the sundy, often you can 'get lost' in all the infantry near the sundy making it very difficult to kill you in a sea of friendlies. | I run this play all the time, I call it "Run it up the middle" because you basically have to fight against the constant stream of enemy from their spawn point. Once you finally reach the sundy hopefully you don't die before you can drop 2 bricks AND push the detonator. There's really no point in trying to kill anyone... | I run this play all the time, I call it "Run it up the middle" because you basically have to fight against the constant stream of enemy from their spawn point. Once you finally reach the sundy hopefully you don't die before you can drop 2 bricks AND push the detonator. There's really no point in trying to kill anyone... | [
"Summary: just need more time for plebs/casuals to get enough seeds to get that first fucking mask.\n\nPost: I think a lot has to do with the fact that there's a good number of people that don't get to play a whole lot. AND when they do get to play there either isn't a Seed Alert or there is and they would rather ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,792 |
Robert_Zero | Generate the content for a reddit post If your BS affects other people outside of your target, you're doing it wrong. | Because it involves more people than their team and the opposing team. It might have been amusing to them but vandalizing a large resource used by the public without any regard for others is by definition anti-social.
In this case the were arguably attempting to cheat.
Turning off the breaker in your friend's house... | Because it involves more people than their team and the opposing team. It might have been amusing to them but vandalizing a large resource used by the public without any regard for others is by definition anti-social.
In this case the were arguably attempting to cheat.
Turning off the breaker in your friend's house... | [
"Summary: Don't have that conversation with your parents. You can't win, you're not going to make any headway. Not with rational arguments. Not with good arguments. If there was a way to reason someone out of beliefs that they didn't reason themselves into we would be the first to tell you exactly how to do it. And... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,793 |
boomfarmer | Generate the content for a reddit post is here]( | STOP .
Pause.
Breathe.
This is probably not censorship.
There are more details in [this AskReddit thread](
What appears to be going on here is that the americancensorship.org 'A' record does not exist in many places in the DNS system. It is not a specifically American problem, since there are [some internatio... | STOP .
Pause.
Breathe.
This is probably not censorship.
There are more details in [this AskReddit thread](
What appears to be going on here is that the americancensorship.org 'A' record does not exist in many places in the DNS system. It is not a specifically American problem, since there are [some internatio... | [
"Summary: Minecarts would float if you put them on a big enough sheet of tarp.\n\nPost: You appear to not understand why boats float. It's understandable, and not at all a bad thing. It just means that you haven't figured out for yourself how buoyancy works or you haven't been told how buoyancy works. Here are a co... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,794 |
FalseCape | Generate the content for a reddit post like /u/AzMoo said: Because you can afford to pay for it and you do.
EDIT: And this is why nobody bothers explaining why things are like they are in these circlejerk threads, too afraid of getting downvoted by butthurt australians and aussie sympathizers who don't understand bas... | Because everyone earns roughly twice as much as in the US and therefore the cost of living and luxuries are twice as much because their dollar is locally worth roughly 3/5th as much as the USD (and honestly that's saying a lot with how the dollar is declining). Add that to additional distribution costs and the fact ... | Because everyone earns roughly twice as much as in the US and therefore the cost of living and luxuries are twice as much because their dollar is locally worth roughly 3/5th as much as the USD (and honestly that's saying a lot with how the dollar is declining). Add that to additional distribution costs and the fact ... | [
"Summary: it's a crap scout tank that should be played like one, stay in the bushes with a pair of binos and go find something else to do until a flank opens up.\n\nPost: Wait till it gets moved to tier 5 and then kill yourself from frustration.... \n But no seriously, that tank is a horrible grind. Just passive sc... | 71 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,795 |
girl_on_a_break | Generate the content for a reddit post mom goes ballistic over my transfer of care to MW. Need positive suggesttions to calm her down. | So today I broke the news to my mom that I transferred care to a midwife. I transferred at 20 weeks but I was too chicken to tell her until week 32.
Things you should know about my mom:
1) She had 2 C sections and has never been in labor
2) She is asian and a midwife is someone who wears tattered clothes and trea... | So today I broke the news to my mom that I transferred care to a midwife. I transferred at 20 weeks but I was too chicken to tell her until week 32.
Things you should know about my mom:
1) She had 2 C sections and has never been in labor
2) She is asian and a midwife is someone who wears tattered clothes and trea... | [
"Summary: be polite always but just because you are pregnant does not mean you need to feel forced to talk about your pregnancy with stangers (no matter how well meaning).\n\nPost: Agreed on some points...and have no opinions on whether the pregnant lady was being rude...I mean I've met weirder ppl on a plane so I ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,796 |
Mavericgamer | Generate the content for a reddit post Fundamental Attribution Error]( | And again, except in the places where there is actual mental impairment, I don't think that exists. I think it is that they accept some truth that you don't that makes them defer to the authorities that they do, and since you don't see their thought process, all you observe is them following authority. | And again, except in the places where there is actual mental impairment, I don't think that exists. I think it is that they accept some truth that you don't that makes them defer to the authorities that they do, and since you don't see their thought process, all you observe is them following authority. | [
"Summary: a lot of environmental problems will be easier solved by not causing them in the first place rather than trying to fix the home-planet, others will be fixed by alleviating overpopulation by moving half the population off-world.\n\nPost: They aren't mutually exclusive, and finding a new world to inhabit is... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,797 |
mkglass | Generate the content for a reddit post Talk to the father and show him how to be respectful. They are not good Christians.
One last, VERY important note: Talk to your wife. She needs to be in the loop, and you need to approach her family as a team. She doesn't need to be there when you talk to her father, but she ... | Time for a man to man talk with the father. Here's what I recommend you say to him:
"I apologize if I am not understanding, but why is it that you want me to say the prayer? You know that I do not believe in God, and that is my own personal belief. I certainly respect your right to your beliefs. Do you not respect ... | Time for a man to man talk with the father. Here's what I recommend you say to him:
"I apologize if I am not understanding, but why is it that you want me to say the prayer? You know that I do not believe in God, and that is my own personal belief. I certainly respect your right to your beliefs. Do you not respect ... | [
"Summary: I feel your pain, try to feel better about yourself first, talk it out outside the bedroom. And read my [relationship advice]( if you like.\n\nPost: Wow... lots of commentary. Not sure if you are able to read through it all, but I'll offer my two cents just in case. \n First off, my heart breaks for you... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,798 |
Vlaed | Generate the content for a reddit post Support is the hired baby-sitter to make sure the kid(s) stay in line. The Jungler is Daddy working 9-5 with overtime hours that gives his life for his children. | Yes, the support gets the shaft on things. Let's now look at the jungler. We are expected to keep up in levels and gold, gank the lanes, ward, secure objectives and die for the greater good of the team. We have to not only compete with the enemy jungler stealing our jungle but our own team. I love being the jungler and... | Yes, the support gets the shaft on things. Let's now look at the jungler. We are expected to keep up in levels and gold, gank the lanes, ward, secure objectives and die for the greater good of the team. We have to not only compete with the enemy jungler stealing our jungle but our own team. I love being the jungler and... | [
"Summary: I prefer the BF-109/Trop. Grab the BF-109 and get some XP going on it to unlock the engine, polish, AA rounds and possibly a 500lb bomb. The bomb slows you down but the BF-109 has great climbing and can withstand a steep dive to dive-bomb a target. You can always just drop the bomb if you start getting in... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,799 |
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