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mullerjones | Generate the content for a reddit post Twitter changed, don't say it didn't.
EDIT: Facebook didn't buy twitter, so all I said is invalid. Sorry, y'all. | Except that it isn't. Since Facebook bought it, Twitter's changed a lot. Their design changes constantly, getting closer and closer to Facebook's, and their ads have become very intrusive. I'm not saying they shouldn't have ads, I know they need those to survive, but I seriously doubt you need ads as intrusive and freq... | Except that it isn't. Since Facebook bought it, Twitter's changed a lot. Their design changes constantly, getting closer and closer to Facebook's, and their ads have become very intrusive. I'm not saying they shouldn't have ads, I know they need those to survive, but I seriously doubt you need ads as intrusive and freq... | [
"Summary: almost broke 2 lights at 2 different friend's houses in less than a week.\n\nPost: Recently, I was at a friend's house telling a story and, in the middle of it, I jumped to illustrate a point. What I forgot was there was a \"low\" hanging chandelier-kinda thing, held up by 4 metal rods. I banged my head a... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,100 |
SuprD3vil | Generate the content for a reddit post call the embassy/travel agents before you book plane tickets and a hotel. Expensive mistake. | Thanks :) I figure the third time is the charm with these things, lol.
I was completely floored when we found out how much they had changed. My husband had been several times over the past few years and we had followed the old regulations ( get your ticket & then apply for a visa ); this was in mid-march. I spent days... | Thanks :) I figure the third time is the charm with these things, lol.
I was completely floored when we found out how much they had changed. My husband had been several times over the past few years and we had followed the old regulations ( get your ticket & then apply for a visa ); this was in mid-march. I spent days... | [
"Summary: Teacher exchange is my least favorite so far.\n\nPost: My teacher (a redditor who has been posting) couldn't even take the time to answer a few questions about the vague list he posted, I truly don't believe he'll bother to post anything about his gift. It sucks. As much as I know this helps some truely g... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,101 |
evilboygenius | Generate the content for a reddit post Because of an ex lover, all the strippers in my town think I'm a hot lay. | I slept with this woman, off and on, for years. Great lay, and after awhile I got her well-trained (she was very young when we met, like 19...) So, for awhile, she worked the register/front door of a national chain strip club that has a PROMINENT location in downtown Seattle. I worked downtown, so every now and then I'... | I slept with this woman, off and on, for years. Great lay, and after awhile I got her well-trained (she was very young when we met, like 19...) So, for awhile, she worked the register/front door of a national chain strip club that has a PROMINENT location in downtown Seattle. I worked downtown, so every now and then I'... | [
"Summary: Me, too. Joined the Army and went anyway.\n\nPost: I was in a similar boat- my parents... My whole life, they said \"if you get good grades you can go to college\". So, I did. I finishes 8th in a class of 200, got accepted to every school I applied to, and was all set. Two weeks before graduation, I take ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,102 |
horseyhorseyhorsey | Generate the content for a reddit post these idiots need their fucking heads cracked against the pavement and no-one in the U.S seems to have the stones to do it. | largely for their own safety. If they protested a funeral of a British soldier they would get the fucking shit kicked out of them and no-one would bat an eyelid. Sure, the police would be involved of course but a lack of witnesses would make the investigation difficult.
Pretty much what you fucking pussy-ass yanks... | largely for their own safety. If they protested a funeral of a British soldier they would get the fucking shit kicked out of them and no-one would bat an eyelid. Sure, the police would be involved of course but a lack of witnesses would make the investigation difficult.
Pretty much what you fucking pussy-ass yanks... | [
"Summary: to your question is: Natural Selection\n\nPost: not all antibiotics work on all bacteria. also, as bacteria reproduce rapidly, the fact that not all reproductions produce exact copies is accelerated. Sometimes a mutation may produce a bacterium that is resistant to a particular antibiotic. in the pre... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,103 |
HyphyLeenk | Generate the content for a reddit post The mass of the fuel assists the pump in drawing fuel out of the tank. Empty tank = low fuel mass, which means the pump has to do more work to draw the same amount of fuel. | False and irrelevant. I think you fundamentally misunderstand the fluid mechanics at work here.
Not only do many cars on the road today still draw fuel from the top of the tank, the fuel still needs to be pumped into the engine. If the problem could be fixed by simply placing the intake tube at the bottom of the tank... | False and irrelevant. I think you fundamentally misunderstand the fluid mechanics at work here.
Not only do many cars on the road today still draw fuel from the top of the tank, the fuel still needs to be pumped into the engine. If the problem could be fixed by simply placing the intake tube at the bottom of the tank... | [
"Summary: Try talking to him first before simply dumping him. Could be any combination of misunderstandings or plain unawareness.\n\nPost: I think the original question from metaboob was a little bit hasty - He seems like someone you care about and from your description it doesn't seem to me like you're looking to ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,104 |
auraslip | Generate the content for a reddit post it's funny that the two most popular ADCs have completely opposite early games. | Does anyone else hate playing vayne in solo q?
Like, I'm silver 1, and I practiced the fuck out of vayne in dominion until I got her mechanics down, but I still get stomped in lane in most games. She is so support dependent it's not even funny. Have a bad support? Prepare to get fucked for the first 15 minutes of the... | Does anyone else hate playing vayne in solo q?
Like, I'm silver 1, and I practiced the fuck out of vayne in dominion until I got her mechanics down, but I still get stomped in lane in most games. She is so support dependent it's not even funny. Have a bad support? Prepare to get fucked for the first 15 minutes of the... | [
"Summary: Wal-mart makes us feel richer, while making us poorer.\n\nPost: they drag a flip table... they probably sell at walmart and some ghetto chairs and have a meeting with us. \n Those tables and chairs will probably break in just a few months and needed to be replaced, thus, in the long run, costing more than... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,105 |
CheshireC4t | Generate the content for a reddit post things that make sense in numbers can't always be easily translated to language. | You're putting the cart before the horse.
If the results seem confusing or deceptive, it's because this is a quantum system and its very nature is confusing, deceptive and any means we devise to describe it will not be immediately conducive to human reasoning, not because the explantation is confusing in and of itsel... | You're putting the cart before the horse.
If the results seem confusing or deceptive, it's because this is a quantum system and its very nature is confusing, deceptive and any means we devise to describe it will not be immediately conducive to human reasoning, not because the explantation is confusing in and of itsel... | [
"Summary: katanas really are by far the best swords in the world, and for no single reason other than the people/techniques behind them are just that good. That being said I'm gonna leave this video of a [katana being obliterated by a .50 cal machine gun.]( \n Source: my head. a year of coursework in metal fab. and... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,106 |
BrutalJones | Generate the content for a reddit post Our biggest problems to date have been bad free agent signings that Sather has managed to right by making good trades and using buyouts. The youth that's developed through the organization since the lockout is undeniable.
More information [here]( if you'd like to further researc... | Why would they still be in our system if they're NHL ready? Are you asking about prospects or young players?
As far as our team right now, Kreider and Stepan are both 23, McDonagh is 24, and John Moore is 23. Those are some pretty young guys to have as regulars on the team. I mean, Stepan is our first line center and... | Why would they still be in our system if they're NHL ready? Are you asking about prospects or young players?
As far as our team right now, Kreider and Stepan are both 23, McDonagh is 24, and John Moore is 23. Those are some pretty young guys to have as regulars on the team. I mean, Stepan is our first line center and... | [
"Summary: You're being too hard on him.\n\nPost: I'm sick of people knocking Slats for not resigning Prust. If he had given Prust $3m per year- which is what it would have taken to bring him back- The same people would be killing him for horribly overpaying for an enforcer. \n Gaborik is \"far from working out perf... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,107 |
allpunsintended | Generate the content for a reddit post Coloring is fucking awesome. | The best party I ever went to at college was one where I printed off a few hundred coloring pages (I had a few terms' worth of ink credits built up for this very purpose), grabbed a few boxes of colored pencils, and like ten people sat on an apartment floor, coloring all night long. I colored a bitchin' charmander-Cha... | The best party I ever went to at college was one where I printed off a few hundred coloring pages (I had a few terms' worth of ink credits built up for this very purpose), grabbed a few boxes of colored pencils, and like ten people sat on an apartment floor, coloring all night long. I colored a bitchin' charmander-Cha... | [
"Summary: Don't give too much credence to those ratings.\n\nPost: IIRC, the rating system used is very subjective, and different inspectors give wildly different ratings to the same bridges and overpasses. My reliability engineering class (sophomore year, I think) in college had a bridge inspector come in and talk... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,108 |
gwink3 | Generate the content for a reddit post Coke and fastfood destroy bodies. Cutting them out, even without working out, will do wonders. | Size 36x30 to 30x30. Throughout my childhood I ate terribly and by highschool I ate fastfood at least two times a day. Not to mention all soda. Dear god. When I got to college I stopped eating fast food and stop drinking coke because it wasn't included in the meal plan. Over the next three years I managed to melt off a... | Size 36x30 to 30x30. Throughout my childhood I ate terribly and by highschool I ate fastfood at least two times a day. Not to mention all soda. Dear god. When I got to college I stopped eating fast food and stop drinking coke because it wasn't included in the meal plan. Over the next three years I managed to melt off a... | [
"Summary: The article is misleading and the article even says that. Circumcision does not \"provide resistance\" like expected in this group because of poor education and likely risky behavior.\n\nPost: I replied to pickle_inspecto about this but I figure I will reply to you too. What this article shows is that men... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,109 |
Silverlight42 | Generate the content for a reddit post sexuality is complex and shouldn't fit in as tight a box as our current society wants it to be in.
oh and things change over time, especially if you find the right ones(s) to explore and grow with. You're still young and flexible. | I'm sure you already know it, but there are many sites on the internet that cater to fetishes like that, and i'm certain you can get very specific in 'em.... and meet some good people if you're careful.
What i'm really trying to say is that you can probably fairly easily find someone for you that's still a good safe ... | I'm sure you already know it, but there are many sites on the internet that cater to fetishes like that, and i'm certain you can get very specific in 'em.... and meet some good people if you're careful.
What i'm really trying to say is that you can probably fairly easily find someone for you that's still a good safe ... | [
"Summary: probably, but so what?\n\nPost: It's possible they had reasonable cause, if there had been a report of someone matching his description say holding up a liquor store with a rifle. \n However it's most likely someone called in and said a black man was walking around with an assault rifle. \n So what they d... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,110 |
Xoebe | Generate the content for a reddit post OU is a serious threat; but don't sweat it; we just need to avoid mistakes.
Edit: I should add, the running game should be good to us. No doubt Stoops and Co. are developing their run defense. The good news is...we can pass pretty damn well too. | We are favored by Vegas to win by 3. That's about right. This is a very dangerous game for us.
Don't sweat the loss of Kingsbury. He was running Sumlin's offense. The interim coordinator knows the ropes and knows the players.
I don't think Heisman hype and post season awards and hoopla matter much. From what I... | We are favored by Vegas to win by 3. That's about right. This is a very dangerous game for us.
Don't sweat the loss of Kingsbury. He was running Sumlin's offense. The interim coordinator knows the ropes and knows the players.
I don't think Heisman hype and post season awards and hoopla matter much. From what I... | [
"Summary: Don't try to pull up stumps. Get a stump grinder. \n edit: typos etc\n\nPost: A lot of people talking about where to attach the chain to the tractor. I grew up on a farm, and I am an arborist. \n First, just don't try to pull up tree stumps. Just don't. It's too much work, and there are easier ways. \n... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,111 |
BondsOfEarthAndFire | Generate the content for a reddit post Monogamy allows for larger groups to form by enormously reducing the social complexity of that social system. | I'm also interested in how one comes to the monogamy=stable community conclusion.
Let me take a stab at this.
When we talk about 'monogamy' in our society, we're talking about not just sex, but a specific set of relationships that have been rolled into one umbrella term. Your spouse/partner/whatever is supposed to ... | I'm also interested in how one comes to the monogamy=stable community conclusion.
Let me take a stab at this.
When we talk about 'monogamy' in our society, we're talking about not just sex, but a specific set of relationships that have been rolled into one umbrella term. Your spouse/partner/whatever is supposed to ... | [
"Summary: No, I don't believe in prisons.\n\nPost: I reject the premise that crime is a distinct form of human behavior. 'Crime' is defined by law. It is, more or less, behavior that threatens the stability of the state. Much of it is what we might call 'social misbehavior', but there is much social misbehavior tha... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,112 |
Bacatronic | Generate the content for a reddit post Check out the website and read the above summary paragraph | Hey, all! To give a little context to this question, I recently wanted to get back into streaming after getting some better equipment. I decided to try and find statistics on games and average viewer counts etc. That led me to twitchstats.net, which I used to narrow down the games I liked and felt a niche could be fill... | Hey, all! To give a little context to this question, I recently wanted to get back into streaming after getting some better equipment. I decided to try and find statistics on games and average viewer counts etc. That led me to twitchstats.net, which I used to narrow down the games I liked and felt a niche could be fill... | [
"Summary: Anime!!!\n\nPost: So, I am in love with the recent anime, Arpeggio of Blue Steel, if you like anime girls, neon colors, and WW2 warships I recommend it. In part with the neon colors each of the anime girls associated with a class of ship ha color associated to her. For example, the Takao-class heavy crui... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,113 |
goat-of-mendes | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't go four-wheeling alone. | I'd didn't use it against a person. I was out late at night driving my jeep on some logging roads alone (stupid choice). I shot at some coyotes that got too close to me when I stopped to take a leak. The noise scared them away long enough for me to get back in the (doorless and topless) jeep and get out of there. | I'd didn't use it against a person. I was out late at night driving my jeep on some logging roads alone (stupid choice). I shot at some coyotes that got too close to me when I stopped to take a leak. The noise scared them away long enough for me to get back in the (doorless and topless) jeep and get out of there. | [
"Summary: I thought I was paralyzed AND I got beaten with a belt and grounded in the same day.\n\nPost: Sorry for the wall of text.\nWhen I was a kid, the back street of my neighborhood bordered on a wooded area. Behind the last row of houses, the ground became a steep slope to the creek in the middle of the forest... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,114 |
SikhAndDestroy | Generate the content for a reddit post Give me 3 days and his cleaned data set, and I could come up with a better algorithm. | At the state level it means nothing. At the federal level, it suggests that there's a 95-99% likeliness that an assault weapons ban explains increased murder rates (note I didn't say cause).
It's hard to say whether or not the AWB did anything without isolating the treatment effect.
I did my own analysis of Chicag... | At the state level it means nothing. At the federal level, it suggests that there's a 95-99% likeliness that an assault weapons ban explains increased murder rates (note I didn't say cause).
It's hard to say whether or not the AWB did anything without isolating the treatment effect.
I did my own analysis of Chicag... | [
"Summary: I don't believe Froglube's marketing claim.\n\nPost: Froglube: It claims to soak into the metal. Wat. Aren't the nonpolar particles too...big to fit into the crystal lattice of metals? Unless it's welded sheets of metal, I don't think forged or extruded pieces of metal have nooks and crannies for the ... | 157 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,115 |
DirtyDenzel | Generate the content for a reddit post Paul planned turtle, didn’t plan Steve, Room service, Paul likes paprika, Rita calls, Boat trip imminent. | Paul eventualy emerges from the bathroom, looking absolutely atrocious. Hair everywhere, eyes darting back and forth across the room. He eyes up Steve and shudders. I start to tell him about how Clive is now our friend, and he must have been an innocent party in all of this. Paul’s eyes lit up, and a wicked lobsided sm... | Paul eventualy emerges from the bathroom, looking absolutely atrocious. Hair everywhere, eyes darting back and forth across the room. He eyes up Steve and shudders. I start to tell him about how Clive is now our friend, and he must have been an innocent party in all of this. Paul’s eyes lit up, and a wicked lobsided sm... | [
"Summary: Shat myself after tennis practice\n\nPost: DirtyDenzel \n Funny story really. My names Denzel, and no I'm not black. I was in the locker room after tennis practice when I was in 12th grade. (I was on the varsity team because I had one of the most ferocious forehands in the school, and I was shit hot at vo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,116 |
brotherwayne | Generate the content for a reddit post is "The following can inhibit the PVN and therefore contribute to low cortisol: GABA, low epinephrine and norepinepherine, endothelial nitric oxide, interferon, tumor necrosis factor, and Th1 cytokines (IFG, IL-12, TNF)."
Well that seems like a slam dunk: high GABA = low cortiso... | I've recently discovered that I have issues with cortisol -- it's too low. Cortisol is involved in blood sugar regulation and it's an important part of your 'get up and go'. I had a salivary cortisol test recently (4 samples in one day) and my cortisol is low in the morning and never really gets higher. Supposed to be ... | I've recently discovered that I have issues with cortisol -- it's too low. Cortisol is involved in blood sugar regulation and it's an important part of your 'get up and go'. I had a salivary cortisol test recently (4 samples in one day) and my cortisol is low in the morning and never really gets higher. Supposed to be ... | [
"Summary: In the 25 years or so following firearms licensing, your likelihood of dying from a firearm in Canada was cut nearly in half. Other forms of homicide did not have a similar decline.\n\nPost: The year following the introduction of firearms licensing in Canada (1977), saw a significant decline in murder in... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,117 |
skinsfan55 | Generate the content for a reddit post Dan Snyder ripped the team away from the beloved Cooke family and shat all over it. | 2000
Okay, in 1999 the Washington Redskins went 10-6. That was Brad Johnson's first season and he went to the Pro Bowl. He was a veteran leader who passed for over 4,000 yards and looked like a stud.
Stephen Davis, one of the best Redskins players of all time was also a Pro-Bowler rushing for over 1,400 yards and a... | 2000
Okay, in 1999 the Washington Redskins went 10-6. That was Brad Johnson's first season and he went to the Pro Bowl. He was a veteran leader who passed for over 4,000 yards and looked like a stud.
Stephen Davis, one of the best Redskins players of all time was also a Pro-Bowler rushing for over 1,400 yards and a... | [
"Summary: Sam finally comes home.\n\nPost: Quantum Leap. The show takes place in 1999 but Sam only ever travelled as far as the 80's. \n Wall O' Text... with spoilers, obviously: \n In the final episode (which sucked) Sam costs himself a chance to travel back home. Instead he decides to save Al's first marriage (th... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,118 |
tim-o-matic | Generate the content for a reddit post Creative terrain and cloud layers could make for some really awesome fights especially when you can peekaboo and ninja your enemy in close combat with the cockpits almost kissing. | hovering circle battles in reverse?
sorry, that's what 1v1 duels are. actual live combat is made much more dynamic by the fact that you can, at any point in time, stop, turn on a dime, dive inside a tech plant structure weaving like a motherfucking cray cray and having your enemy crash because he can't handle the pit... | hovering circle battles in reverse?
sorry, that's what 1v1 duels are. actual live combat is made much more dynamic by the fact that you can, at any point in time, stop, turn on a dime, dive inside a tech plant structure weaving like a motherfucking cray cray and having your enemy crash because he can't handle the pit... | [
"Summary: it's not everyone's fault, as individuals they are welcome but as a whole entity CNOH is not welcome imho\n\nPost: real talk for a while, i'm suspending my shit-for-brains posting MO for this post: \nIn all honesty I believe that the majority of CNOH are decent, ethical, honest individuals with a strong s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,119 |
1moar | Generate the content for a reddit post Yeah I know what's up. If I like you and it's not overboard it can be cute as long as we remember to keep it real. | The truth eventually comes out.
I'm a people watcher, and having had many interactions with people, including women, over the years, I can observe subtleties that tell me what's really going on. Tone of voice, level of excitement, etc.
Ultimately, I think it depends on the level of mutual attraction. It's one thi... | The truth eventually comes out.
I'm a people watcher, and having had many interactions with people, including women, over the years, I can observe subtleties that tell me what's really going on. Tone of voice, level of excitement, etc.
Ultimately, I think it depends on the level of mutual attraction. It's one thi... | [
"Summary: Start high, work your way down...it'll be easier now than later.\n\nPost: Not a programmer but in IT. Here's my take from experience and my boss... \n It's easier to ask for more at the beginning, and have a realistic chance of getting it; (within reason), than it is to ask for the same amount a year lat... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,120 |
L4NGOS | Generate the content for a reddit post DICE could elaborate with the various types of missiles a bit more and probably will since weapon damage is in a config-file server-side in BF4, altering weapon damage etc will be much easier than it was in BF3. | I totally agree with you, sometimes it feels like DICE are a bit "lazy" when it comes to differentiating the various missiles in the game. They are all more or less the same as made evident by your summary.
In BF2 the AGM was DEVASTATING, its blew the fuck out of anything it hit, tanks, jeeps, APCs and infantry, all ... | I totally agree with you, sometimes it feels like DICE are a bit "lazy" when it comes to differentiating the various missiles in the game. They are all more or less the same as made evident by your summary.
In BF2 the AGM was DEVASTATING, its blew the fuck out of anything it hit, tanks, jeeps, APCs and infantry, all ... | [
"Summary: the internet works in mysterious ways....\n\nPost: Oh the LINX, I had trouble with my connection to MPUK gaming servers (from Sweden) because my traffic was being routed across the Atlantic and back before hitting the MPUK bf1942 servers in lLondon (?). It started over night but luckily MPUK has awesome c... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,121 |
giveer | Generate the content for a reddit post In the end, the app now has a somewhat sketchy "run history" that can be accessed online later via a website - which is a step in the right direction, however, anyone looking for any kind of in-game, real-time map/zombie interactivity, which many people are expecting, will be ve... | I waited 7 months for this to get ported to the Android... and honestly, I found it to be the BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT .
I was ticked because the concept is amazing .
Running from zombies as a workout? Awesome. Because that's what it soundslike you'll be doing.
Running while listening to a zombie audiobook? N... | I waited 7 months for this to get ported to the Android... and honestly, I found it to be the BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT .
I was ticked because the concept is amazing .
Running from zombies as a workout? Awesome. Because that's what it soundslike you'll be doing.
Running while listening to a zombie audiobook? N... | [
"Summary: Luckily, acting paths aren't set in stone, which ever path you do choose, just get committed and WORK your ASS off for it.\n\nPost: Right off the top, if you \"change your mind\" or \"don't succeed\" in ANY profession, you're \"pretty much fucked\", using the same logic. So you might as well do what you... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,122 |
TheLibertinistic | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not that I missed the sarcasm, it's that I'm skeptical of what this particular usage of sarcasm is actually saying. | Heh. I'm not sure you can close on "are you new?" without it playing as a dig at the person you're asking. But since you ask: I'm not new. I've read the site before and... honestly? This is pretty much par for the course, tonally.
PROLOGUE: What follows sounds a lot meaner and more personally accusatory than I'd like... | Heh. I'm not sure you can close on "are you new?" without it playing as a dig at the person you're asking. But since you ask: I'm not new. I've read the site before and... honestly? This is pretty much par for the course, tonally.
PROLOGUE: What follows sounds a lot meaner and more personally accusatory than I'd like... | [
"Summary: You're confusing the issue when you allege Sarkeesian receives venom for subjecting games to criticism. She receives venom because people do not like her analysis* and not because she has the temerity to do analysis at all. \n *I'm being kind here. A lot of gamers are reactionary shitwads and are apoplect... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,123 |
duckduck60053 | Generate the content for a reddit post Enemy Nidalee is in ally jungle one moment and is back at her base defending the next. No time for TP as I chased her into the bush. | I played a rank where 2 people on their team dropped immediately. Thought it was a free win because both our enemy bot lane were afk, but this nidalee comes to our lane mid-game (first time really interacting with us) and she is soooooo fed. I was so confused. I just assumed that she was just that good. Didn't think tw... | I played a rank where 2 people on their team dropped immediately. Thought it was a free win because both our enemy bot lane were afk, but this nidalee comes to our lane mid-game (first time really interacting with us) and she is soooooo fed. I was so confused. I just assumed that she was just that good. Didn't think tw... | [
"Summary: Sexuality isn't just one, two or even five things. It is a ton of variables that make up what we consider our \"sexual identification.\" Some people choose to see it in its simple form, but I think as a society we would benefit from opening a dialectic regarding its intricacies.\n\nPost: We are arguing se... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,124 |
ManUToaster | Generate the content for a reddit post due to their pace and overall playing style, I'm worried about setting out the same way we did against Spurs. | I was thinking the same exact thing. Many of us are extremely excited after the Spurs game and are going to want to play the same style against Liverpool. But this will be a totally different game. I mean... The Spurs game could've been a totally different game as well, had we not gotten that early goal (we totally des... | I was thinking the same exact thing. Many of us are extremely excited after the Spurs game and are going to want to play the same style against Liverpool. But this will be a totally different game. I mean... The Spurs game could've been a totally different game as well, had we not gotten that early goal (we totally des... | [
"Summary: For a match that we are likely to come out to defend and counter (to be happy with a draw) I don't think making bets on winning would be wise.\n\nPost: meeeh... I wouldn't put it out there... I mean if Shitty's followers bring it up I wouldn't back down, but I don't think we should be the ones bringing up... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,125 |
HeIsMyPossum | Generate the content for a reddit post Start respecting each other, and other's opinions. Use the principle of charity (take arguments at their best instead of the worst), and ask questions before berating. Let's turn this place around. | My goal here is not to be preachy. I'm not going to call out users by name. I'm not blaming the mods.
However, it's clear that this community has degraded from where it once was.
Alright. There's no easy way to do this, but there are a few things that need to be said.
It's very clear what is happening: When bitc... | My goal here is not to be preachy. I'm not going to call out users by name. I'm not blaming the mods.
However, it's clear that this community has degraded from where it once was.
Alright. There's no easy way to do this, but there are a few things that need to be said.
It's very clear what is happening: When bitc... | [
"Summary: I love him.\n\nPost: I think this was probably revealed in the game film from the NFL recap of the Lions game. \n You can hear McCarthy tell Rodgers that he (or maybe the opposing defensive coordinator) would have never thought he'd run a QB sneak with his calf, and Rodgers responded \"that's why I did it... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,126 |
LadyBosie | Generate the content for a reddit post No job, no money, dad died, cat might die, MMFB. | I have had a really difficult few months. In June I moved to another city with my boyfriend, and quit my job. I knew times were hard right now but I interview well and had gotten every job I interviewed for previously. It's now September and I've had 3 interviews where I almost made it, but didn't land the job. We have... | I have had a really difficult few months. In June I moved to another city with my boyfriend, and quit my job. I knew times were hard right now but I interview well and had gotten every job I interviewed for previously. It's now September and I've had 3 interviews where I almost made it, but didn't land the job. We have... | [
"Summary: Recommend me a short hairstyle! Or tell me I'm not good for short hair and recommend something else!\n\nPost: I want a new haircut and I love short hair but I'm usually afraid to cut it past chin?ish length because my mom and I look a lot alike and she has scared me off from her experience with a short cu... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,127 |
clockworklycanthrope | Generate the content for a reddit post This isn't a spoiler. | But nothing has been spoiled. Just because we see a baby doesn't mean we know when it's born. Is this the present? A flash forward? There's no way to know from this photo. All we know from this image is that Ted has a baby daughter at some point in time, which was something we all knew from the first episode. In fact, ... | But nothing has been spoiled. Just because we see a baby doesn't mean we know when it's born. Is this the present? A flash forward? There's no way to know from this photo. All we know from this image is that Ted has a baby daughter at some point in time, which was something we all knew from the first episode. In fact, ... | [
"Summary: I BELIEVE IN YOU!\n\nPost: If you know you'll be mad at yourself for not meeting your goal, I say you should still go for it! If you're intentional about setting aside time to finish the books, this accomplishment is WELL within your reach. \n Honestly, I think you can do it if you really want to. The b... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,128 |
smoovgee | Generate the content for a reddit post You're disrespectful but you need to speak with someone in the Korean community to help you deal with your familial problems. | Good GOD but you are so Americanized. Take your parents to court? See your parents as expendable? Jesus.
The moneys gone, messed up that it was used for not it's intended purpose but it's gone. Move on. Apply for Financial aid, get a job and save money. You sound very whiny and truly disrespectful. Problem is, you gr... | Good GOD but you are so Americanized. Take your parents to court? See your parents as expendable? Jesus.
The moneys gone, messed up that it was used for not it's intended purpose but it's gone. Move on. Apply for Financial aid, get a job and save money. You sound very whiny and truly disrespectful. Problem is, you gr... | [
"Summary: QUIT or figure out where you're going wrong.\n\nPost: quit. \n “If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” \n― Charles Dickens \n where are you looking for a job? how far are you casting your net? are you utlizing ever avenue/resource? of course you'll say... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,129 |
partycentralsupplies | Generate the content for a reddit post People use magnets to deposit fake checks, Miracles. | A lady in my town was the accountant for a business, she would write out checks from the company coffers to various contractors and then deposit them into her personal account. She never had a problem until the company started to run into cash flow problems due to her stealing $250,000 in a year from a small business, ... | A lady in my town was the accountant for a business, she would write out checks from the company coffers to various contractors and then deposit them into her personal account. She never had a problem until the company started to run into cash flow problems due to her stealing $250,000 in a year from a small business, ... | [
"Summary: Go with a hooker, if you want \"keen business sense\" \n edit: lol, SRS. I'm a woman if that helps, my balls are already cut off.\n\nPost: Umm... being a whore is great business sense, the world's oldest profession. \n You say she is not a whore? Are these men not paying for having sex with her? They are ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,130 |
rinwashere | Generate the content for a reddit post A light hearted rhythm game overshadowed by exploitation and fan service. Do not recommend for gamers who are still trying to find themselves. Play it for the character stories. No, they're not serious. | Wall of text incoming.
Rin, what's wrong with you. As a supporter of strong female protagonists and as someone who thinks even the new Tomb Raider was a bit too heavy on the feminine weakness (that's another discussion), why are you playing this obvious piece of [blatant fan service](
Because the premise sounded in... | Wall of text incoming.
Rin, what's wrong with you. As a supporter of strong female protagonists and as someone who thinks even the new Tomb Raider was a bit too heavy on the feminine weakness (that's another discussion), why are you playing this obvious piece of [blatant fan service](
Because the premise sounded in... | [
"Summary: Having read the discussion with /u/layeththesmackdown and /u/eyesareitchy, and at the risk of being called a delusional feminist and/or a trolling white knight, let me say this: \n Only you can make that decision, but make sure you're making that decision for the right reasons. \n You are not a horrible p... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,131 |
TytleFight | Generate the content for a reddit post Roommate's stabbing attempts end with him getting the shit kicked out of him, and me with a scar. | Not sure if I would count this first one as an attempt to murder me, but I've had a knife pulled on me on two separate occasions. The second one, I know was a definite threat on my life.
Some backstory, I lived with multiple roommates in a 5 bedroom apartment, bunch of dudes, wrestling, fighting, drinking, all of tha... | Not sure if I would count this first one as an attempt to murder me, but I've had a knife pulled on me on two separate occasions. The second one, I know was a definite threat on my life.
Some backstory, I lived with multiple roommates in a 5 bedroom apartment, bunch of dudes, wrestling, fighting, drinking, all of tha... | [
"Summary: She accuses him of rape, it gets dismissed, she does it again, still dismissed on charged. Paul is virtually cleared, she files a police report, it is dismissed. Columbia U takes Paul's name public. \n This is total bullshit, how did this get this far? How can you have 5+ hearings that get dismissed on ac... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,132 |
Shayla06 | Generate the content for a reddit post Been spit on dozens of times. It's nasty, and you better go shower fast because that crap doesn't wash out and can stink like skunk spray with green stains. But, if you have properly raised and trained llamas, it should never be an issue. | Well, keep in mind that llamas aren't actually "spitting." They can't breathe through their mouths. They're actually vomiting partially fermented food from their first stomach. In other words, it's pretty gross and smells like vomit and rot. Kinda like sauerkraut. But it will also smell different depending on what they... | Well, keep in mind that llamas aren't actually "spitting." They can't breathe through their mouths. They're actually vomiting partially fermented food from their first stomach. In other words, it's pretty gross and smells like vomit and rot. Kinda like sauerkraut. But it will also smell different depending on what they... | [
"Summary: Use a gift card, or your recipient may not get their pizza at all.\n\nPost: As another ex-delivery driver for Pizza Hut, I also want to add that if you do order the pizza online directly for someone, this can cause even more problems on delivery. At least at the store I worked in, we not only had customer... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,133 |
LotusFlare | Generate the content for a reddit post In college we imitated Community and made the world's largest sheet fort. The place was tainted after a bible study used it to host an all male tickle fight. | Tickling?
OH SHIT! TICKLING!
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
Story time:
I was an RA last year at college, and near the end of the year we decided to break a record and make the world's largest sheet fort (Yes, we got the idea from Community). We had incredible plans for it and what the different rooms would be. Ther... | Tickling?
OH SHIT! TICKLING!
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
Story time:
I was an RA last year at college, and near the end of the year we decided to break a record and make the world's largest sheet fort (Yes, we got the idea from Community). We had incredible plans for it and what the different rooms would be. Ther... | [
"Summary: You've hit the nail on the head. Developers find it more profitable to remove gameplay than fix problems with it. The illusion of danger is the result.\n\nPost: That sums up the whole game for me, there's an illusion of danger but as a player, you don't actually do anything. \n Congratulations, you've dis... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,134 |
Hovsky | Generate the content for a reddit post The military has access to TONS of stuff us civilians don't, but the police really don't. | I agree, but that's essentially already true.
In most US states, civilians can own AR-15s, suppressors, body armor, armored vehicles, TASERs, OC spray, batons, handcuffs, helicopters.
The only real thing that police can own that civilians are heavily restricted from owning (but still technically can) is full-auto... | I agree, but that's essentially already true.
In most US states, civilians can own AR-15s, suppressors, body armor, armored vehicles, TASERs, OC spray, batons, handcuffs, helicopters.
The only real thing that police can own that civilians are heavily restricted from owning (but still technically can) is full-auto... | [
"Summary: might have been kind of dickish before, but I gotta admit it was also pretty funny.\n\nPost: I know I was. It gets me legitimately upset when I see sensationalist titles and they're not even close to true. \n Well, that's a fair point. I can definitely see where you're coming from on that one. \n >Honest ... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,135 |
morjax | Generate the content for a reddit post Individual HSAs seem to allow you to save money pre-tax, used for qualified medical expenses and the leftovers can be used like a traditional IRA after age 65. | I'm far from an expert in this department, but am passing on the words of folks who I trust to have sound financial thought processes. My understanding is that employer plans will often make you use it or lose it within the year allotted, but you can also set up HSA accounts on your own, such as [This](
From that lin... | I'm far from an expert in this department, but am passing on the words of folks who I trust to have sound financial thought processes. My understanding is that employer plans will often make you use it or lose it within the year allotted, but you can also set up HSA accounts on your own, such as [This](
From that lin... | [
"Summary: YMMV\n\nPost: Essentially, yes. For those well-versed and well traveled, I'm sure you've heard most if not all of this before. However, I've yet to find a resource that has all the contained information in one place and stated as concisely as it is in Mr. Schmoyer's book. \n To some, especially folks ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,136 |
Yobgal | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't know how to sum that up. Sorry, it's kind of long. | According to Nevil Maskelyne, magicians should make the ideal audience for magicians, since only they can appreciate the effort that goes in to creating a piece of magic.
I believe it would be more correct to say, " Good magicians who are secure with themselves make ideal audiences for other magicians...." Your ob... | According to Nevil Maskelyne, magicians should make the ideal audience for magicians, since only they can appreciate the effort that goes in to creating a piece of magic.
I believe it would be more correct to say, " Good magicians who are secure with themselves make ideal audiences for other magicians...." Your ob... | [
"Summary: Piracy leads to booty! Downloading leads to better art! \n No it doesn't. Downloading leads to companies who shit out sequels as quickly as humanly possible instead of worrying about the quality of their product. Proof? Have you played Call of Duty or Madden football in the last few years? Listened to the... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,137 |
Propa_Tingz | Generate the content for a reddit post you can try and block each individual rain drop falling on your head, or you can get a fucking umbrella | I wouldn't say they "thrive on failure" so much as thrive on non-progression. For example, internet speeds in America are basically the worst among first world countries. That isn't because of 'failure' so much as keeping us frozen in the 90s. Same goes with clean alternatives to fossil fuels. Hell, scientists have bee... | I wouldn't say they "thrive on failure" so much as thrive on non-progression. For example, internet speeds in America are basically the worst among first world countries. That isn't because of 'failure' so much as keeping us frozen in the 90s. Same goes with clean alternatives to fossil fuels. Hell, scientists have bee... | [
"Summary: you're literally on a sinking boat, either go down with it or abandon ship. You aren't gonna save it.\n\nPost: Right, we keep coming up with words that are supposed to mean \"this is not an over exaggeration. What I said is word for word what it means\", and like clockwork people abuse the shit out of it.... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,138 |
Lana_Archer | Generate the content for a reddit post Do you play games in your relationship to have the upper hand? | I [25/F] was having a conversation with two other females [22 and 30] about how they tend to play a game when they start dating someone.
They keep a tally of who texts, limiting their texts if the guys don't text as much, and setting rules that they should only see their SO a certain amount of times a week.
They al... | I [25/F] was having a conversation with two other females [22 and 30] about how they tend to play a game when they start dating someone.
They keep a tally of who texts, limiting their texts if the guys don't text as much, and setting rules that they should only see their SO a certain amount of times a week.
They al... | [
"Summary: Going on my first date with a guy who stutters and I don't want to come off as an asshole. What things should/shouldn't I do?\n\nPost: Hello /r/Stutter! Needed some advice and was told this would be the best place to go. \n I met this really awesome guy over the weekend and we hit it off great. He's super... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,139 |
goodberger14 | Generate the content for a reddit post Mom and a friend got on a flight to Boston instead of NYC, no one stopped them. | My mom always tells me this story from back in the 90s when she and a friend flew out to meet my dad and a few of his friends in New York, so they could all run the NYC Marathon a few days later. When my mom and her friend got to the airport terminal they were in a bit of a rush and instead of going to the terminal th... | My mom always tells me this story from back in the 90s when she and a friend flew out to meet my dad and a few of his friends in New York, so they could all run the NYC Marathon a few days later. When my mom and her friend got to the airport terminal they were in a bit of a rush and instead of going to the terminal th... | [
"Summary: Papers, please.\n\nPost: There's something about the ritual of rolling and smoking a joint that I've just fallen in love with. I remember when I first started smoking, I was determined to learn how to roll. Instead of doing my homework at night I would scrape the foil off of gum wrappers and roll tea join... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,140 |
TellahTheSage | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't smoke if you're sleepy and sitting/lying down. | No, it is not. The explanation for each case depends on the case, but usually there's a cigarette involved. In a lot of cases a person who is home alone smoking in a robe will fall asleep and drop their cigarette. The cigarette then ignites the robe, but it doesn't go up in flames like you would expect. Instead it burn... | No, it is not. The explanation for each case depends on the case, but usually there's a cigarette involved. In a lot of cases a person who is home alone smoking in a robe will fall asleep and drop their cigarette. The cigarette then ignites the robe, but it doesn't go up in flames like you would expect. Instead it burn... | [
"Summary: initial upvotes cause more visibility, which leads to more upvotes.\n\nPost: Assuming no foul play (someone isn't using multiple accounts to upvote themselves), it's just luck. The first few upvotes are what really matters. If you get 10 upvotes in the \"new\" queue and get propelled to \"rising\" or \"ho... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,141 |
ClemClem510 | Generate the content for a reddit post People did what they could to mess with the Germans, and now France learned from its mistakes and has one of the best armies in the world. | The acts of passive resistance were also pretty funny and common. Simple stuff like changing the direction of road signs, making noise in the cinemas during propaganda ads, giving the Germans the wrong directions so they get lost, and on and on. Whatever they could do to fuck over the Germans, they did. Least resistanc... | The acts of passive resistance were also pretty funny and common. Simple stuff like changing the direction of road signs, making noise in the cinemas during propaganda ads, giving the Germans the wrong directions so they get lost, and on and on. Whatever they could do to fuck over the Germans, they did. Least resistanc... | [
"Summary: you don't make any fucking sense\n\nPost: Uhh... no ? The only reasons for invites is the fact that they can't supply enough for the demand there is. And the demand is huge for a small startup because the phone is very good and very cheap. \"It isn't all special\" fuck if they make it through and mass pro... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,142 |
I_would_hit_that_ | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck speedbumps
p.s. also fuck those goddamn mail-order bolt-on speedbumps and the motherfucker who invented them (and the cocksuckers who order and install them). I swear there are more of those fucking things in my town than there is sand on the beaches. | Warning: Rant Inbound
Fuck speed bumps and the knee-jerk reactors that put them there. One stupid fucking kid has parents that never taught the little shit to stay out of the goddamn road or check for cars before retrieving a ball or some shit.
One kid gets killed (natural selection) and now EVERYBODY has to suff... | Warning: Rant Inbound
Fuck speed bumps and the knee-jerk reactors that put them there. One stupid fucking kid has parents that never taught the little shit to stay out of the goddamn road or check for cars before retrieving a ball or some shit.
One kid gets killed (natural selection) and now EVERYBODY has to suff... | [
"Summary: traffic engineers in my town really suck.\n\nPost: I don't have anything to ask but this seems like the perfect thread for me to bitch about traffic lights. These apply in my local area and I have traveled places that have none of these problems. \n None of the lights are synced. -OR- my firm belief is ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,143 |
erath_droid | Generate the content for a reddit post the DRM is so unintrusive I can't even remember being bothered by it and $5 is a GREAT deal for this game. | I picked up that game a while back (I think as part of a Humble Bundle) and ended up having to sign up for a Stardock account, but I don't remember it inconveniencing me too much. In fact, I was so unbothered by it that I can't even remember what exactly I had to do to get it, so it couldn't have taken more than a minu... | I picked up that game a while back (I think as part of a Humble Bundle) and ended up having to sign up for a Stardock account, but I don't remember it inconveniencing me too much. In fact, I was so unbothered by it that I can't even remember what exactly I had to do to get it, so it couldn't have taken more than a minu... | [
"Summary: Work on getting satellite coverage (and interceptors to protect the satellites) over nine countries, preferably full continents, ASAP and the game is practically unloseable. Build power generators to power the uplinks/workshops as needed, build whatever else you want with your spare money.\n\nPost: On nor... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,144 |
iama_XXL | Generate the content for a reddit post It's retail, it's expected. You can't blame the company when people are willing to shop and workers are also willing to work. | you should be aware of what you are signing up for.
Yep. As long as people are out and about shopping, these stores will be open. Why are they open at 6-8pm Thanksgiving? Because people have said the will shop there during those times if given the chance. You can't blame a business for wanting to make money and in a ... | you should be aware of what you are signing up for.
Yep. As long as people are out and about shopping, these stores will be open. Why are they open at 6-8pm Thanksgiving? Because people have said the will shop there during those times if given the chance. You can't blame a business for wanting to make money and in a ... | [
"Summary: was seeking the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, no matter where it lead.\n\nPost: I actually was trying to become a stronger Christian, I was doing a hour to two hours of bible study a night, and I mean study. I wanted to know the bible forward, backward, inside and out. I am not joking,... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,145 |
fukitok | Generate the content for a reddit post Arcade was an awful, awful movie in from the 90's. Better to watch Idle Hands. | My favorite "paradox" is the one from the 1993 classic "Arcade" (with Seth Green as "Stilts"!):
ALEX
Guys! Oh my God...
Alex rushes forward, excited, but as she sees their faces excitement
fades. A chill wind picks up and the sea laps at the pier like a
metronome, lulling the world into stillness... | My favorite "paradox" is the one from the 1993 classic "Arcade" (with Seth Green as "Stilts"!):
ALEX
Guys! Oh my God...
Alex rushes forward, excited, but as she sees their faces excitement
fades. A chill wind picks up and the sea laps at the pier like a
metronome, lulling the world into stillness... | [
"Summary: Ghosts may not counter everything, but they're always good\n\nPost: They are a really good support unit, like HT (better than HT actually). As a Protoss I do feel like EMP is just a little OP - I mean an instant AoE that literally destroys 1/2 your army's HP and drains your mana. Very powerful. I've lo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,146 |
Brad_Chanderson | Generate the content for a reddit post Still an evil cunt, plus he strangled the mother of his children. Regardless of future actions, that's a pretty big bullet point in the "Bad Dad" column!
This is fun! | For the sake of healthy argument (which I'm thoroughly enjoying!) - I'd say Vader's ambitions up until his killing of Palpatine, were just that. To kill the emperor, and rule in his stead. Behaving as a good father never once factored into it.
Vader needed Luke to defeat the Emperor, period. He also needed the Empero... | For the sake of healthy argument (which I'm thoroughly enjoying!) - I'd say Vader's ambitions up until his killing of Palpatine, were just that. To kill the emperor, and rule in his stead. Behaving as a good father never once factored into it.
Vader needed Luke to defeat the Emperor, period. He also needed the Empero... | [
"Summary: big scary dogs just wanna be friends!\n\nPost: Similar story, when I was in 1st grade, I had to walk past a house on the way to the bus. The owners had 2 huge German Shepherds, and they'd always rush the fence and bark at me. They also had softballs as chew toys, and the balls were always covered in slobb... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,147 |
solistus | Generate the content for a reddit post there's absolutely no reason to assume that new treatments for major conditions are inherently more expensive to research and develop than new treatments for minor ones. The most expensive type of medical research, and the type most likely to lead to anything that is 'new' in a m... | The hard hitting stuff like cancer medications certainly is. Decongestants...not as much.
That's not at all how the medical R&D industry works. You can't predict in advance what kinds of drugs you'll end up discovering, and costs certainly aren't correlated to how severe the conditions being treated are. The real ... | The hard hitting stuff like cancer medications certainly is. Decongestants...not as much.
That's not at all how the medical R&D industry works. You can't predict in advance what kinds of drugs you'll end up discovering, and costs certainly aren't correlated to how severe the conditions being treated are. The real ... | [
"Summary: Apple is selling you new, super fast SSDs that you can't even buy at retailers yet, and they're charging barely more than the cheapest generic alternatives would cost for a normal, user replaceable SSD slot. Apple gets a bad rap for their past practices of gouging for HDD and RAM upgrades, but the Air sto... | 167 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,148 |
SolarBears | Generate the content for a reddit post hormones are nothing to fuck with. | Depends on the birth control. I lost about 20lbs on Yaz. I was tired of having monthly cycles though so I switched to depo. My doctor assured me with regular diet and exercise I would not gain any weight (this drug is notorious for making people gain weight). I gained 30lbs overall, so the regular exercise thing was un... | Depends on the birth control. I lost about 20lbs on Yaz. I was tired of having monthly cycles though so I switched to depo. My doctor assured me with regular diet and exercise I would not gain any weight (this drug is notorious for making people gain weight). I gained 30lbs overall, so the regular exercise thing was un... | [
"Summary: take your time, study and interview your breeders. Don't make a hasty decision because 'OOH fluffy puppy'. This breed is definitely one you don't want to cheap out on.\n\nPost: Other than hips and other common generic disorders. \n Actually, that right there makes all the difference. You could be paying t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,149 |
callmechiva | Generate the content for a reddit post Weight lifting is murdering me since on Whole 30.. pain everywhere. | Ok so I have been feeling really fatigued and just awful since I started (and since before I started) Whole 30. I decided to take a week to rest from lifting because I'm still getting used to my new eating regimen and my workouts are pretty intense and taxing. So after a week of just walking/hiking I got back in yester... | Ok so I have been feeling really fatigued and just awful since I started (and since before I started) Whole 30. I decided to take a week to rest from lifting because I'm still getting used to my new eating regimen and my workouts are pretty intense and taxing. So after a week of just walking/hiking I got back in yester... | [
"Summary: I was just wondering if anyone else has this issue and if so, how do you deal with it/work your way up to a respectable weight without complications?\n\nPost: I have a lot of trouble with my squats because my right leg gives out when I try to come back up from breaking ninety after a certain weight. I had... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,150 |
GrinningPariah | Generate the content for a reddit post is, if everyone used digital distribution for everything, like that came along first, you couldn't get them to use discs; It'd seem like the dumbest shit ever. That's where my head's at. | I dont like going to the store to buy discs, the entire process of traveling and lines and cashiers is pretty shitty and they might not even have it.
I dont like managing discs at my place, taking them out, putting new ones in, keeping them in the right cases, it's all kinda shit and makes switching games annoying.
... | I dont like going to the store to buy discs, the entire process of traveling and lines and cashiers is pretty shitty and they might not even have it.
I dont like managing discs at my place, taking them out, putting new ones in, keeping them in the right cases, it's all kinda shit and makes switching games annoying.
... | [
"Summary: GTFO\n\nPost: Wait are you for real? Posts in advice animals, default subs, one in Spaceclop (D:)... Nothing too out of this world though, and Silver's young enough to be internet-crazy. \n But wait, in the \"Reddit, whenever I find out someone's birthday, I always subtract nine months to see if their par... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,151 |
GrumpyTanker | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not a hydraulic system because that'd be too complicated. KISS, coil springs get it done without the mess. | They're coil springs, not hydraulic.
Hydraulics are way too messy to use in that sort of system. They'd want to limit the amount of moving parts and equipment they'd have to add to the system.
Engineering nerd explaination here:
Coil springs makes perfect engineering sense because they would allow a counterbala... | They're coil springs, not hydraulic.
Hydraulics are way too messy to use in that sort of system. They'd want to limit the amount of moving parts and equipment they'd have to add to the system.
Engineering nerd explaination here:
Coil springs makes perfect engineering sense because they would allow a counterbala... | [
"Summary: Eagle Eye is a waste of a perk \n Edit: \n I would take 6 other skills/perks before even looking at Eagle Eye: \n \n Sixth Sense \n Brothers in Arms \n (Extra view range one) \n Repairs \n Camo \n Jack of All Trades \n \n With so many other skills ahead of it, it'd take half of forever to get to them. \n ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,152 |
pearlysoames | Generate the content for a reddit post looking for resources beyond Google and Baidu to research Chinese companies. | Hello, I am looking to do business with a Chinese company and wondering if anyone has any tips for resources, particularly online resources, for researching companies. In the US I can go through the SEC and several other government agencies to find tax filings and articles of incorporation and I am looking for somethin... | Hello, I am looking to do business with a Chinese company and wondering if anyone has any tips for resources, particularly online resources, for researching companies. In the US I can go through the SEC and several other government agencies to find tax filings and articles of incorporation and I am looking for somethin... | [
"Summary: The Printing Press\n\nPost: My parents own an independent bookstore that I'm now working in. We're one of the last in the US who are making it and we're actually doing quite well due to integrating technology early on. It is however, very curious and somewhat ominous to see the rise of e-readers and how t... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,153 |
worldsrus | Generate the content for a reddit post It's only illegal, if you sell a painting and claim it was made by an Aboriginal. | I understand how you could have come to this conclusion but this is actually not the case. Anyone can produce, Aboriginal styled art. However Authentic Aboriginal art is licensed. And it's not a thing where every Aboriginal can have a license, they have to apply for a license. As far as I know, authentic aboriginal art... | I understand how you could have come to this conclusion but this is actually not the case. Anyone can produce, Aboriginal styled art. However Authentic Aboriginal art is licensed. And it's not a thing where every Aboriginal can have a license, they have to apply for a license. As far as I know, authentic aboriginal art... | [
"Summary: The poor struggle to provide themselves and their children with the basics. The rich struggle to pay off mortgages/ lose money on stocks. Both sides struggle but we have to focus on giving those without, equal opportunity to become those with . \n /rant\n\nPost: Well my 2 cents: \n \n Not everyone ends u... | 66 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,154 |
RogueAngel | Generate the content for a reddit post Business executive who had just received her Masters in Marketing didn't know how to use Windows or a computer mouse. | I'm IT guy working at a large organization. In 2005, they re-hired somebody in her 50's, who had acquired her Masters in Marketing during the prior two years. They were nice enough to give her 2 years of leave to get her Masters. I deployed her computer to her office, and helped her logon. Then, she gives me the th... | I'm IT guy working at a large organization. In 2005, they re-hired somebody in her 50's, who had acquired her Masters in Marketing during the prior two years. They were nice enough to give her 2 years of leave to get her Masters. I deployed her computer to her office, and helped her logon. Then, she gives me the th... | [
"Summary: inadvertently taught a group of toddlers and children a new phrase to ask mom and dad about at the dinner table.\n\nPost: Was working a contract job at a Day Care center. Kids everywhere. The screaming was driving me crazy. I plugged my portable MP3 player into some speakers, set it for Random , press... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,155 |
jimdidr | Generate the content for a reddit post Dishonesty even if through delusion is a turn off. Comedy is about honesty and sharing and understanding a situation. Even if its on a base level as just understanding the feeling conveyed.
The situation also remind me of when the creator of this video game came out and said sh... | But to a person who doesn't know her or doesn't find her stunning that quote in the title is kind of a slap in the face or it feels just pointless. She shouldn't have made the statement and using it as the title wasn't good for her. It makes me go into the article looking for more reason not to like her. (because it se... | But to a person who doesn't know her or doesn't find her stunning that quote in the title is kind of a slap in the face or it feels just pointless. She shouldn't have made the statement and using it as the title wasn't good for her. It makes me go into the article looking for more reason not to like her. (because it se... | [
"Summary: Isn't this also school and university systems forcing people to dislike what they used to like.\n\nPost: I have always seen this as school killing the interest in a subject by \"forcing\" you to do things and give you timetables of when to have it done, so many people just end up disliking what they wante... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,156 |
neverfarts | Generate the content for a reddit post Any advice for a total noob wanting to hobby TIG? | Hi there welders!
Since I was a child I wanted to learn welding (who didn't want to build a buggy?). Life took me in other directions, but now I think I could afford the equipment (that my parents refused buying me) and have some time for a new hobby.
I have been seeing some interesting videos on Youtube (ChuckE200... | Hi there welders!
Since I was a child I wanted to learn welding (who didn't want to build a buggy?). Life took me in other directions, but now I think I could afford the equipment (that my parents refused buying me) and have some time for a new hobby.
I have been seeing some interesting videos on Youtube (ChuckE200... | [
"Summary: can't open the casing without destroying it or having some specially built tool).\n\nPost: I was just about to xpost to (this newly discovered) subreddit. I tried to undo the hex's, but they only connect this thing to the heatsink. to remove the outer ring that holds the actual chip in place I'd need some... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,157 |
MetalOrganism | Generate the content for a reddit post Protestantism and Victorianism were extremely sexually repressive cultural ideologies which created "behavioral left-overs" in their descendent culture(s). These include an automatic association of nudity with sexuality, guilt or shame of nudity, and a belief that exposure to nudi... | Not him, but here's what I think he's trying to articulate.
Victorianism and her daughter, Protestantism, are cultural and religious philosophies that encourage, among other things, an extremely (sexually) modest form of dress, modest thoughts and actions, and sexual purity / chastity. They even covered up table/chai... | Not him, but here's what I think he's trying to articulate.
Victorianism and her daughter, Protestantism, are cultural and religious philosophies that encourage, among other things, an extremely (sexually) modest form of dress, modest thoughts and actions, and sexual purity / chastity. They even covered up table/chai... | [
"Summary: I'm not supporting Hamas, I'm supporting the innocent Palestinian people who (1) were forced off their land and out of their homes by the British to make way for Israel, (2) are propagandized to be below vermin in the eyes of the Israeli citizens, (3) are exploited by the Hamas militant group at the cost ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,158 |
fur-sink | Generate the content for a reddit post Most Americans eat more organophosphate pesticides in a week than could possibly be smoked in a year. Worry more about your non-organic groceries. | Organophosphate pesticides are the most common type of pesticide used in the US. Not to imply it's OK to ingest even trace amounts, but unless you eat all organic produce you are already ingesting trace amounts of them. They break down quickly after they're applied although the skin of some fruits and vegetables holds ... | Organophosphate pesticides are the most common type of pesticide used in the US. Not to imply it's OK to ingest even trace amounts, but unless you eat all organic produce you are already ingesting trace amounts of them. They break down quickly after they're applied although the skin of some fruits and vegetables holds ... | [
"Summary: You are calling for politicians to do something in reaction. What?\n\nPost: I still don't understand your point beyond that you don't like politicians. Is that your point in it's entirety? \n I hear that you say they should do something in reaction (what, if not use it to \"try to pass legislation\") but ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,159 |
noelsusman | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm mostly unimpressed. Also, the demotivational poster format is idiotic. | 10 is a fair point.
9 is purposefully circumventing the point. The point of creationism is that God created everything instead of all of this just happening. Also, many major denominations of Christianity accept evolution as fact (or at least as much of a fact as science considers it to be).
8, 7, and 6 are good ... | 10 is a fair point.
9 is purposefully circumventing the point. The point of creationism is that God created everything instead of all of this just happening. Also, many major denominations of Christianity accept evolution as fact (or at least as much of a fact as science considers it to be).
8, 7, and 6 are good ... | [
"Summary: Scout. If you can kill his army, move out. If not, sit there until you can.\n\nPost: There are essentially two major types of Zerg playstyles: aggressive and defensive. When you play against aggressive Zergs you want to turtle up and pour all of your resources into defending and securing a third base. ... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,160 |
DeathToPennies | Generate the content for a reddit post Karma-whoring isn't a thing, and if it is, you shouldn't care.
And just as an added note, I agree with you on the thing about the mods. Some , not all, are too power-hungry. | That term too. "Karma-whore". What constitutes karma-whoring? Let's take T_I_R, since everybody accuses him of karma-whoring. T_I_R writes comments that make people laugh. T_I_R writes a lot of comments that make people laugh. Is he karma-whoring because of that? No. He's writing comments that people like.
"Oh, but... | That term too. "Karma-whore". What constitutes karma-whoring? Let's take T_I_R, since everybody accuses him of karma-whoring. T_I_R writes comments that make people laugh. T_I_R writes a lot of comments that make people laugh. Is he karma-whoring because of that? No. He's writing comments that people like.
"Oh, but... | [
"Summary: Internet's a thing, motherfuckers. The world is not losing a great source of education just because The Discovery Channel wants to show stupid crap.\n\nPost: You're right. Fire and explosions aren't entertaining at all. \n EDIT: I feel like I'm going to get shit for this comment, so I'll explain my stance... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,161 |
philip1201 | Generate the content for a reddit post So to summarise your post, you have made the following arguments, and nothing but the following arguments:
They are incapable of being happy as a couple.
If they have children, there will be genetic defects.
If they have a relationship, they will be unable to have a re... | A healthy relationship for me is a relationship in which the people involved don't have to hide it [...] unless your parents disapprove due to orientation, nationality, etc.
So your judgment for whether something is good is whether you can tell it to other people, unless those people use standards you disagree with ... | A healthy relationship for me is a relationship in which the people involved don't have to hide it [...] unless your parents disapprove due to orientation, nationality, etc.
So your judgment for whether something is good is whether you can tell it to other people, unless those people use standards you disagree with ... | [
"Summary: You would never go to war with us, so all you're doing is footing the bill for our security.\n\nPost: In case you didn't notice, we have nuclear missiles of our own, so we'd fuck you up just as hard (oh no, you have superiority on the air and at sea, that is so much more horrifying than 50% of both our po... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,162 |
DuckSwapper | Generate the content for a reddit post So: I've been loving football with all my heart since I was a child, I can't afford costful tickets and the cheap ones are unobtainable, there is a competition in which I could win tickets for me and my parents, two paragraphs above is the instruction how to vote for me. If you do... | It's an x-post from /r/Soccer ( where I was advised to post it here (among others) too :)>
Dear Redditors!
As you may know, this year Poland (along with Ukraine) is a host to UEFA Euro, one of the biggest football (or soccer ;)) events in the world. Football is my passion since I've been a baby and I'm conscious such... | It's an x-post from /r/Soccer ( where I was advised to post it here (among others) too :)>
Dear Redditors!
As you may know, this year Poland (along with Ukraine) is a host to UEFA Euro, one of the biggest football (or soccer ;)) events in the world. Football is my passion since I've been a baby and I'm conscious such... | [
"Summary: So: I've been loving football with all my heart since I was a child, I can't afford costful tickets and the cheap ones are unobtainable, there is a competition in which I could win tickets for me and my parents, two paragraphs above is the instruction how to vote for me. If you do, thank you good Sir/Mada... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,163 |
TheOneWhoKnocksBitch | Generate the content for a reddit post Ms. Chanandler Bong. | Chandler - because Friends.
Kidding.
Seriously though, his platform is solid. Now I understand that not everyone follows through with what they say they will do, but here's the thing - I find that Sam has said that he will do his research in so and so places once he gets there, whereas Chandler has already put in h... | Chandler - because Friends.
Kidding.
Seriously though, his platform is solid. Now I understand that not everyone follows through with what they say they will do, but here's the thing - I find that Sam has said that he will do his research in so and so places once he gets there, whereas Chandler has already put in h... | [
"Summary: I LOVE ME THEM STARKS\n\nPost: Ned was most definitely not naive. Naive would be confronting Cersei straight up. Did he do that? Yes, he did. BUT at the same time, he did take precautions. He planned on sending his daughters home, and he even made arrangements for it. It was Sansa who was naive and ruined... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,164 |
elbrian | Generate the content for a reddit post the game could be awesome with a few fixes/patches, but right now it's a broken mess. | Whenever I play ranked online matches, it's just two guys standing in front of each other waiting for the other guy to punch first.
Counter shots deal at least 10x damage, so it really makes no sense to do anything but counter counter counter.
I had over 1,000 ranked fights in Undisputed 3, and I think this game is... | Whenever I play ranked online matches, it's just two guys standing in front of each other waiting for the other guy to punch first.
Counter shots deal at least 10x damage, so it really makes no sense to do anything but counter counter counter.
I had over 1,000 ranked fights in Undisputed 3, and I think this game is... | [
"Summary: Do some more homework before you start name calling.\n\nPost: Can you point out where I was wrong / ignorant ? Every dog is aggressive, if they are brought up to be aggressive. And of course, there are \"freak incidents\", as with every large dog. With that said, pit bulls are awesome dogs. The nicest do... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,165 |
Diredoe | Generate the content for a reddit post Little girls are evil. | When I was young, still around elementary school age, all the girls in my class were part of the same clique that excluded and made fun of me and this other girl. The other girl (let's call her Jane) and I didn't have anything in common nor really liked each other much, but we hung out together because we were each oth... | When I was young, still around elementary school age, all the girls in my class were part of the same clique that excluded and made fun of me and this other girl. The other girl (let's call her Jane) and I didn't have anything in common nor really liked each other much, but we hung out together because we were each oth... | [
"Summary: Small Gods is a great book and takes a hard look at religion and our perception of it, while also telling an entertaining story.\n\nPost: After reading Terry Pratchett's Small Gods, I've become pretty keen on the concept. \n Basically, all gods once started as small, weak nature gods people then started t... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,166 |
MrTra1tor | Generate the content for a reddit post Halo was the only string that held me attached to my Xbox Live account and 343 cut it off | The game was Halo Combat Evolved and thanks to my dad not being the best one in the world to hide what he's playing (he didn't even change the channel) I got the time to check out the game that he had played so much.
I started up on the 2nd level and saw a car in a huge tunnel. Apparantly my dad couldn't drive for sh... | The game was Halo Combat Evolved and thanks to my dad not being the best one in the world to hide what he's playing (he didn't even change the channel) I got the time to check out the game that he had played so much.
I started up on the 2nd level and saw a car in a huge tunnel. Apparantly my dad couldn't drive for sh... | [
"Summary: Recording above 30 FPS is a waste and will give you FPS drops. Action is displaying what FPS the video itself will have)\n\nPost: Wait, why are you recording in 60 FPS? Unless you want to do a really smooth slowmotion (wich I doupt you will) you don't need 60 FPS. \n I use Action myself and I always keep ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,167 |
ubr | Generate the content for a reddit post where can i hear how my strat will sound with different kinds of pickups?
edit: here's the two i have been looking at:
[Humbucker Equipped HSS White Pre-Wired Assembly](
[Wired Strat Pickguard 2 Chrome PAF Humbuckers]( | The electrics in the strat that my mom bought me for xmas when i was twelve are completely shot. the guitar is still playable, but the volume and two of the tone knobs are barely functioning.
in order to solve this problem i'm planning to install a new pre-wired pickguard and pickup setup from guitar-fetish, but i'm ... | The electrics in the strat that my mom bought me for xmas when i was twelve are completely shot. the guitar is still playable, but the volume and two of the tone knobs are barely functioning.
in order to solve this problem i'm planning to install a new pre-wired pickguard and pickup setup from guitar-fetish, but i'm ... | [
"Summary: you're an idiot.\n\nPost: just because other people have gotten away with breaking the law should not be used as a reason to break the same law. as for your whole thing on weights and states, marijuana is a schedule 1 narcotic according to the federal government . smuggling it into or out of the country ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,168 |
ZuluProphet | Generate the content for a reddit post There's counterplay, you're just not trying to find it at all. | I've have a pretty high win rate on Vi and I've single handedly carried my fair share of games on her. However, I've never seen a Vi besides myself have a real impact, because as you said, she isn't picked that much and most people think building SotEL and Tri-Force back to back is a good idea (it's not, dont do it. Bu... | I've have a pretty high win rate on Vi and I've single handedly carried my fair share of games on her. However, I've never seen a Vi besides myself have a real impact, because as you said, she isn't picked that much and most people think building SotEL and Tri-Force back to back is a good idea (it's not, dont do it. Bu... | [
"Summary: Objectives OP\n\nPost: Don't just go bot just because you jungler isn't ganking. Go bot so you can force dragon or bot tower. If bot tower and drag are both down, going bot is pretty much pointless (unless you have gotten mid down as well). Once you get your mid tower you can coordinate with your jungler ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,169 |
NinjaTroll471 | Generate the content for a reddit post Microsoft tried to re-charge me for Borderlands 2 even though I already paid for and I would like a good price instead of 40 bucks. | So I bought Borderlands 2 as a download at a friend's house while my internet was down.
NOTE: It was still under my gamertag.
I go to Xbox A at my house, it says the game can't be launched so I view xbox.com and it says to license transfer. No biggie, I've done it before.
Now I go to Xbox B at my mom's house, and... | So I bought Borderlands 2 as a download at a friend's house while my internet was down.
NOTE: It was still under my gamertag.
I go to Xbox A at my house, it says the game can't be launched so I view xbox.com and it says to license transfer. No biggie, I've done it before.
Now I go to Xbox B at my mom's house, and... | [
"Summary: I slammed my head, then got hit in the head with a stool and went to the hospital for 3 days.\n\nPost: I was like 6 and was taking a bath and held my breath underwater for a long amount of time, so I whipped my head up and gashed my head on the corner of the faucet making my head bleed. Two days later, on... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,170 |
Suuperdad | Generate the content for a reddit post This is a pretty fun alternate build to Carnevil or SoJ pet doctor builds, that hits for huge damage. Try it out, it's pretty fun and quite effective. | I've been messing around with a weird slow 2h build that is pretty fun. The goal is to take advantage of high 2H weapon damage, and skills that have high %dmg values but which have cooldowns, then abuse the crap out of Grave injustice.
The build has no signature spell, so it relies on you having the damage to kill th... | I've been messing around with a weird slow 2h build that is pretty fun. The goal is to take advantage of high 2H weapon damage, and skills that have high %dmg values but which have cooldowns, then abuse the crap out of Grave injustice.
The build has no signature spell, so it relies on you having the damage to kill th... | [
"Summary: So, overall, we get Pu from more than just weapon enrichment (I don't know that process well, but I'd be surprised if you even get it there, I thought the process was basically just centrifuges which separate U235/238 based on density difference, I don't see the mechanism that creates Pu239, but I could b... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,171 |
sireel | Generate the content for a reddit post do your research. It's fun but it's not cake and candyland either. | Greetings! I work in game development, and I dropped out of a game tec degree, and started on a maths degree. The degree I was on was not teaching me much that was useful, especially when it comes to programming, and the people on the course were... well, lets just say that I've heard of a lot more of them having troub... | Greetings! I work in game development, and I dropped out of a game tec degree, and started on a maths degree. The degree I was on was not teaching me much that was useful, especially when it comes to programming, and the people on the course were... well, lets just say that I've heard of a lot more of them having troub... | [
"Summary: totally worth it (sometimes)\n\nPost: replaced a wing mirror on my car over the weekend (first bit of car maintenance or repair I've ever done). It was pretty easy, and took about an hour. Including the time to source the parts, it probably took me an hour, and cost 17GBP. I don't know what it would have ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,172 |
crooks4hire | Generate the content for a reddit post Hang in there; don't hang those boots up yet!
Find some people you can group up with constantly and/or reliably. The multiplayer in GW2 is extremely enjoyable.
Don't worry about Ascended gear. It's only necessary if you have a hard-on for having the best stats possible. ... | Don't hang your boots up!!!
I'm on Ehmry Bay , if you're there, hit me up: Carbon.2048.
What has happened is the wave of players who started at launch are reaching their level-cap and operating there (for the most part). These players will slowly balance out to fill the game on a more even level...until then, the ... | Don't hang your boots up!!!
I'm on Ehmry Bay , if you're there, hit me up: Carbon.2048.
What has happened is the wave of players who started at launch are reaching their level-cap and operating there (for the most part). These players will slowly balance out to fill the game on a more even level...until then, the ... | [
"Summary: GW2 will offer a rich experience with any of the character-races. Play them all to see which one tickles your fancy the most!\n\nPost: I'll be the one to say it....you're going to end up making one of each race. \n GW2 is VERY story-oriented. Each race has their own perspective on the current world events... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,173 |
316trees | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't bash the N.O., without it, I'd still be Protestant.
Source: My Life. | The Novus Ordo is one of the main reasons I'm joining the Church. Combine an approachable liturgy with a good homily from the priest, and one Sunday with a friend or family member can put someone on the path to the Church.
Yes, I prefer Mass in Latin. But, that's just because I've learned more about the Tradition of ... | The Novus Ordo is one of the main reasons I'm joining the Church. Combine an approachable liturgy with a good homily from the priest, and one Sunday with a friend or family member can put someone on the path to the Church.
Yes, I prefer Mass in Latin. But, that's just because I've learned more about the Tradition of ... | [
"Summary: be really awkward and talk to everyone, and you'll probably get a couple that like you. Then they introduce you to their friends, and before long you're the coolest kid in town. \n Out of curiosity, where did you move to, and where from?\n\nPost: Most youth groups try their hardest to be super inclusive (... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,174 |
Fap_Left_Surf_Right | Generate the content for a reddit post You'll always have time to be a guy and to great guy stuff. Some of us just have more time than others, but we all find those hours. Don't sweat it :) | It all depends on where life takes ya, buddy! I was engaged before but that didn't work out. (Twice) I spent a few years focusing on work and staying in shape. I have a weird life now that is mostly leisure activity, drugs, and gorgeous women. Obviously I arranged all this somehow but it surely wasn't the plan and it's... | It all depends on where life takes ya, buddy! I was engaged before but that didn't work out. (Twice) I spent a few years focusing on work and staying in shape. I have a weird life now that is mostly leisure activity, drugs, and gorgeous women. Obviously I arranged all this somehow but it surely wasn't the plan and it's... | [
"Summary: The food at these places is cheap enough already. Man up and pay your way if you decide to eat there. It's not a soup-kitchen.\n\nPost: I purposely avoid these group discount sites because of things like this. I think they're tacky, personally, but also I believe the tactics used by the companies are over... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,175 |
SkyGuy182 | Generate the content for a reddit post Long distance girlfriend and I spent a couple weeks together, and even though the chemistry seemed to be there she claims it wasn't despite her attempt to make the spark. She wants to continue as friends, and while I see what needs to be done I can't help but think she's making a ... | It's a long story so I'll try to be as brief as possible. Also keep in mind we both come from Christian households, and have also had no romantic experience apart from being together.
My girlfriend (let's call her Jane) and I met online through our mothers a few years ago. They were both part of an online homeschool ... | It's a long story so I'll try to be as brief as possible. Also keep in mind we both come from Christian households, and have also had no romantic experience apart from being together.
My girlfriend (let's call her Jane) and I met online through our mothers a few years ago. They were both part of an online homeschool ... | [
"Summary: Two married coworkers had a crazy and overly-emotional daughter that they tried to set me up with.\n\nPost: I used to work in a small consulting firm, and two of my coworkers were married. They had a teenage daughter slightly younger than I was (I was 19, she was 17), and talked about her a LOT around me.... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,176 |
animuseternal | Generate the content for a reddit post I find the Bible as religion to be.. problematic. The Bible as literature, however, reveals tremendous beauty and artistic merit in the text. | The study of literature in an academic setting is both about understanding the tradition from which a work is birthed and what relevance a work has to our contemporary culture. Unless your instructor happens to be very religious, I don't think it's necessarily his/her attempt to justify the stories in the Bible from an... | The study of literature in an academic setting is both about understanding the tradition from which a work is birthed and what relevance a work has to our contemporary culture. Unless your instructor happens to be very religious, I don't think it's necessarily his/her attempt to justify the stories in the Bible from an... | [
"Summary: blackness and whiteness are a measure of luminosity on any given colour, the same way that bass and treble are a measure of equalization on any given musical note.\n\nPost: Shades of any colour. Spectral colour is measured/defined by distinct wavelengths of light. In addition to that wavelength is a measu... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,177 |
aytchdave | Generate the content for a reddit post Saw a porno when I was like 4, called fellatio "oafing," and almost told my dad about it. | My brother is 14 years older than I am. When he was about 17 or 18, he would work as a lifeguard as much as he could so he was often super tired. My brother is a super heavy sleeper and it could sometimes take an act of god to wake him up. One day he fell asleep watching a porno. I came upstairs to his room hoping ... | My brother is 14 years older than I am. When he was about 17 or 18, he would work as a lifeguard as much as he could so he was often super tired. My brother is a super heavy sleeper and it could sometimes take an act of god to wake him up. One day he fell asleep watching a porno. I came upstairs to his room hoping ... | [
"Summary: Get a job and pay your debts.\n\nPost: Unless you're independently wealthy, you have to work. Period. While personally, I think everyone should strive to be the best employee they can be, that's really not even necessary. But regardless of whether you're just getting by or employee of the month every m... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,178 |
Moishaha | Generate the content for a reddit post Almost led a group of blind people to their death. Doesn't matter, had sex. | I'll start.
I was sitting on a bus near the front and a group of blind people get on. I hear them discussing where they are going, not knowing where to tell the bus driver to stop. Nice guy that I am (lies!), I offer to pull the signal to get the bus to stop where they need it.
Shortly after, a really cute girl, al... | I'll start.
I was sitting on a bus near the front and a group of blind people get on. I hear them discussing where they are going, not knowing where to tell the bus driver to stop. Nice guy that I am (lies!), I offer to pull the signal to get the bus to stop where they need it.
Shortly after, a really cute girl, al... | [
"Summary: You're being a jealous prick. Knock it off.\n\nPost: You are behaving in a controlling, insecure, and jealous fashion. Relationships are built upon trust - aside from the inferences you're making based upon her having created a Facebook account, has she given you any reason not to trust her? \n It is unre... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,179 |
v-_-v | Generate the content for a reddit post I thought a dood's face was a close up of a dirty anus. | For a FULL MINUTE I thought I was looking at a dirty anus. A full fucking minute.
I closed the picture and re-opened it several times, disgusted by how there was a shit covered anus in that pamphlet ... only to realize much later that it was some dood's face.
| For a FULL MINUTE I thought I was looking at a dirty anus. A full fucking minute.
I closed the picture and re-opened it several times, disgusted by how there was a shit covered anus in that pamphlet ... only to realize much later that it was some dood's face.
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"Summary: nope, it's secure.\n\nPost: No, to this day there is no known way to break out of a proper VM jail. \n Some virtualization platforms (like proxmox, a Debian based virtualization OS) will allow you do what is called a \"container\", which is only partial separation. Basically the Linux kernel is shared bet... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,180 |
flynnski | Generate the content for a reddit post So that you can use it places that would otherwise only take credit cards. | American "debit" cards with VISA or MasterCard logos can be used at point-of-sale (POS) terminals that accept either credit or debit cards, including terminals that aren't equipped to process debit cards.
The difference is mostly transparent to the cardholder, with one exception: running a debit card as "credit" on... | American "debit" cards with VISA or MasterCard logos can be used at point-of-sale (POS) terminals that accept either credit or debit cards, including terminals that aren't equipped to process debit cards.
The difference is mostly transparent to the cardholder, with one exception: running a debit card as "credit" on... | [
"Summary: pod filters bad. stock airbox good.\n\nPost: Pod filters will fuck up your fuel/air mix without CAREFUL rejetting. The best guys over at xjbikes.com still haven't figured out how to get it right, and it's not because they're lazy or dumb, it's because it's hard as hell. \n Replace the stock airbox, put ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,181 |
ehr0c | Generate the content for a reddit post UR twin probably your best bet | There's five variants of twin that are kicking around at the moment:
UR all-in twin. This is the OG twin build that almost always goldfishes a turn 4 kill. It's great when your opponents aren't prepared for it which is very unlikely nowawdays.
UR tempo twin. This is the archetype that's been consistently puttin... | There's five variants of twin that are kicking around at the moment:
UR all-in twin. This is the OG twin build that almost always goldfishes a turn 4 kill. It's great when your opponents aren't prepared for it which is very unlikely nowawdays.
UR tempo twin. This is the archetype that's been consistently puttin... | [
"Summary: got BOD all day in Vegas, went to the Nugget and profited $800 in 8 hours playing 1/2\n\nPost: I was in Vegas, last day of a 4 day bachelor party. The rest of the trip had gone about how you'd expect (drinking, strippers, blackjack, more drinking), but I hadn't played any poker yet and was determined not ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,182 |
orange_provolone | Generate the content for a reddit post If you don't have a good foundation, the rest of your math classes are going to be harder. Students don't like hard things, and tend to quit trying at them. Thus, we get students in their senior year, or college, that can't do the simplest of math in their head, much less work t... | It means you know your multiplication tables and can do simple addition and subtraction. Which if you don't, likely means that you won't give a shit about any higher math. If you're struggling to do basic math, getting into anything higher leveled is near impossible. I have high school seniors that couldn't tell you... | It means you know your multiplication tables and can do simple addition and subtraction. Which if you don't, likely means that you won't give a shit about any higher math. If you're struggling to do basic math, getting into anything higher leveled is near impossible. I have high school seniors that couldn't tell you... | [
"Summary: Grad schools are more likely to have lenient standards if they're in an area desperate for teachers.\n\nPost: Well, best advice I can give you is apply in an area that is desperate for teachers. They will likely have lower standards for their applicants. For example, I worked in an office for a College ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,183 |
CrossyNZ | Generate the content for a reddit post Depends on context, but that context can be pretty awesome | Public perceptions always vary by context. Within some states and nations public perception is extremely important (the United States is the premier example) and can deliver victory to the opposition if correctly targeted. In other places, and in other times, public perception can range from being able to actively hind... | Public perceptions always vary by context. Within some states and nations public perception is extremely important (the United States is the premier example) and can deliver victory to the opposition if correctly targeted. In other places, and in other times, public perception can range from being able to actively hind... | [
"Summary: Opportunity and equipment.\n\nPost: Yes, the British used heavy machine guns for indirect fire. And their use in this role was quite common, for most of the reasons you state. Casualties, harassment, and disruption. \n Breaking down why; essentially different calibers of machine guns have different uses. ... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,184 |
Reyeth | Generate the content for a reddit post Oopsie
PSA: Check your bindings if you've not played for a while. | So I've not played for a little while, took a break to try a few other games and was a bit burnt out after playing every night since release.
I logged in last night after patching to 1.2, loving the changes.
However.
Taking a break has done nothing for my limited piloting skills.
I nearly died taking on an Anac... | So I've not played for a little while, took a break to try a few other games and was a bit burnt out after playing every night since release.
I logged in last night after patching to 1.2, loving the changes.
However.
Taking a break has done nothing for my limited piloting skills.
I nearly died taking on an Anac... | [
"Summary: People cry out for games to be made, or for re-makes of their old favourites and then, when someone does make it, they do their best to find every tiny fault, claim it's the norm and rant about how they hope it fails and they could do better. I guess it's similar to the way people treat modern celebrities... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,185 |
anniedesu | Generate the content for a reddit post Perhaps it would be worth your while to go climb a tree when you trip, and then make a rage comic afterwards. It will be in my very humblest of humble opinions which mean absolutely nothing , better than making a rage comic about failing to make a rage comic because you were o... | Ok i revised it for you, except not for you, because you are clearly super happy and content with all that you do and need no advice from enyone:
...ents, please may I humbly suggest that you experience the world off the computer! Sometimes, it can, in retrospect, seem like you may have wasted good drugs. Weed is ... | Ok i revised it for you, except not for you, because you are clearly super happy and content with all that you do and need no advice from enyone:
...ents, please may I humbly suggest that you experience the world off the computer! Sometimes, it can, in retrospect, seem like you may have wasted good drugs. Weed is ... | [
"Summary: Possible, but there's always room for failure.\n\nPost: I think it's possible, it's just tricky and takes maturity and restraint on both parties. I have lots of guy friends. I've had one group of dudes that I've known since 6th grade (that's like 15 years) and with only one of them did I ever sort of th... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,186 |
boynxdor | Generate the content for a reddit post I think we're all pretty good at hiding our own mastabortory behaviour, teenagers didn't suddenly invent this new fad. | Lets flip the question around to OP......
OP; how aware are you of your parents masturbation? :-)
Given that you're 18 you gotta assume your mother is probably pretty busy with the kids so your dad may not be getting as much as he wants so he is probably having a quiet jack off somewhere too (or to be fair the role... | Lets flip the question around to OP......
OP; how aware are you of your parents masturbation? :-)
Given that you're 18 you gotta assume your mother is probably pretty busy with the kids so your dad may not be getting as much as he wants so he is probably having a quiet jack off somewhere too (or to be fair the role... | [
"Summary: We all shit, deal with it and don't be a dickhead.\n\nPost: So........ \n If I was fucking a hot guy (younger or not) for the first time and I fingered him and felt there was a turd in there I would keep my mouth shut and just fuck him with the condom on because that the only way I would fuck a new person... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,187 |
planteh | Generate the content for a reddit post trolls have the power to do what they want, without any consequence in LoL
compare it to WoW and planetside2 where there are things in place to remove toxic players, and there are noticeably a LOT fewer trolls in both of those games than LoL.
edit: also reading a few things on h... | gonna hijack this.
so pretty much i quit LoL due to the enjoyment i got out of playing the game was outweighed by the hatred i had for the arseholes and trolls i kept having to play with.
since then i now play WoW and planetside.
now interesting thing between these 3 games and how they handle trolls etc.
in LoL, that... | gonna hijack this.
so pretty much i quit LoL due to the enjoyment i got out of playing the game was outweighed by the hatred i had for the arseholes and trolls i kept having to play with.
since then i now play WoW and planetside.
now interesting thing between these 3 games and how they handle trolls etc.
in LoL, that... | [
"Summary: lost ship as noob doing sisters of eve, random finished mission for me and gave me all my loot + essentially a new ship \\o/\n\nPost: i was in my first days of playing and i was running sisters of eve storyline thingy, and i lost my battle celestis i bought to do it (i thought it was a good idea at the ti... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,188 |
whiskeyjane45 | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, every single day. We were together two years when I was diagnosed with a chronic condition and there years before we got married. He knew exactly what her was getting into when we married and made the commitment to "in sickness" anyway. We have now been married for 2 1/2 year... | All the time. About two years into or relationship, in was diagnosed with a chronic illness. He was the one that first noticed it and made me go to the doctor. He has been with me through all the pits of my illness and never faltered in his commitment to his vows. He is open and honest with everything (he even told me ... | All the time. About two years into or relationship, in was diagnosed with a chronic illness. He was the one that first noticed it and made me go to the doctor. He has been with me through all the pits of my illness and never faltered in his commitment to his vows. He is open and honest with everything (he even told me ... | [
"Summary: if your delivery goes well and you have support and help from family members, it's doable.\n\nPost: It is all going to depend on how delivery goes. If it's a delivery that goes on and on and on and finally ends in a c-section, you're going to need more time to heal. Another factor is how much help you're ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,189 |
carlotta4th | Generate the content for a reddit post Asami in Iroh's coat is HOT. | I think Iroh putting his coat around Asami in the next season has just become my all time "I never realized I want that to happen but now can't live without it" moment. That would be just about the cutest and most gentlemanly thing ever. Therefore: Iroh has to do it.
*This is assuming that he was comforting her or pr... | I think Iroh putting his coat around Asami in the next season has just become my all time "I never realized I want that to happen but now can't live without it" moment. That would be just about the cutest and most gentlemanly thing ever. Therefore: Iroh has to do it.
*This is assuming that he was comforting her or pr... | [
"Summary: The pizza was also terrible.\n\nPost: My favorite is when you're with some friends and Becky-Sue wants to watch [insert Movie] because she hasn't seen it yet and everyone keeps telling her how cool it is. The group's like, \"cool, that should be fun.\" She then texts/knits/talks during the entire movie.... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,190 |
telegraphist | Generate the content for a reddit post I do not exist, regardless I have meaning. | If you exist, but your existence is void of meaning, can you exist? If you are in fact "you" then you have meaning. If you have no meaning then you cannot be "you" you are nothing. To say everything exists but is void of meaning ignores the history through which things became intelligible as existing. Existing is n... | If you exist, but your existence is void of meaning, can you exist? If you are in fact "you" then you have meaning. If you have no meaning then you cannot be "you" you are nothing. To say everything exists but is void of meaning ignores the history through which things became intelligible as existing. Existing is n... | [
"Summary: statistics are malleable and any analysis should be questioned.\n\nPost: Yes I did, but I was being wary of statistics. One could claim a huge growth rate in aggregate number of trees in the states by adding another state and counting the trees as new or counting the additional growth granted by the incl... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,191 |
Raencloud | Generate the content for a reddit post Casual raiding is just fine. | Your definition of 'casual gamer' is often lost in translation. I agree with everything you said until the final paragraph. As you explained above, the casual gamer is not a measure of skill, but of available time. I raided from MC in classic WoW all the way through ICC in WotLK, and my guild never raided more than 3 d... | Your definition of 'casual gamer' is often lost in translation. I agree with everything you said until the final paragraph. As you explained above, the casual gamer is not a measure of skill, but of available time. I raided from MC in classic WoW all the way through ICC in WotLK, and my guild never raided more than 3 d... | [
"Summary: 651 is perfectly fine for normal mode BRF. It's also likely \"enough\" to tank heroic BRF (caveat: I don't know how much more difficult BRF is than highmaul), but you may have some challenge finding PUGs willing to take you at that ilvl.\n\nPost: Normal BRF (665) is intended to be the next step in progres... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,192 |
HarryLillis | Generate the content for a reddit post The average member of The American Legion is an ignorant, violent, cow mutilating, racist, woman beating Know Nothing, and worse than that, is also typically a veteran of the United States Army. | Sorry for the delay, I had to find the source in my books as the essays were not available online in their full form. This is a series of comments by H L Mencken on the American Legion and their conduct and associations generally. I've included also his comments on the Methodists and their connection to the Ku Klux Kla... | Sorry for the delay, I had to find the source in my books as the essays were not available online in their full form. This is a series of comments by H L Mencken on the American Legion and their conduct and associations generally. I've included also his comments on the Methodists and their connection to the Ku Klux Kla... | [
"Summary: Baked goods.\n\nPost: If you smoke joints at the same frequency that you would smoke cigarettes, it's almost equally as harmful. You don't get the additional harms of some of the chemical additives of cigarettes, but the biggest issue is the smoke itself. You're still inhaling flaming particulate into you... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,193 |
gropius | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be afraid to grind away on those Rs. Make mistakes. Eventually you will be speaking French like a boss. | It's been echoed elsewhere here, but I think sounding like you're going to cough something up is getting close. Also try to practice words that begin with R like "rien" -- trying to use a non-guttural R is more difficult--and the word is pretty unrecognizable -- than the gravelly one.
One thing with the new sounds i... | It's been echoed elsewhere here, but I think sounding like you're going to cough something up is getting close. Also try to practice words that begin with R like "rien" -- trying to use a non-guttural R is more difficult--and the word is pretty unrecognizable -- than the gravelly one.
One thing with the new sounds i... | [
"Summary: Open Source Software: one of the best concepts man has ever created. OK LibreOffice maybe not so much -- but software oligarchs and their meaty-little-fingered bumblings don't stand a chance. \n Edit: edits.\n\nPost: Well it all started when Larry Ellison bought Sun, who was the major contributor to Op... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,194 |
gweezer | Generate the content for a reddit post Please sort subreddits into catigories-itll help people find what there looking for, and help get everything put into the right subreddit.
(ps. A category within a category? We need to go deeper!) | I was just searching for a specific subreddit to post something in (looking for one on parenting advice, but thats beside the point) and it was seriously impossible. After my fifth page of subreddits I completely gave up and came here instead
Im not saying you need to get rid of the big list -it has its own uses- but... | I was just searching for a specific subreddit to post something in (looking for one on parenting advice, but thats beside the point) and it was seriously impossible. After my fifth page of subreddits I completely gave up and came here instead
Im not saying you need to get rid of the big list -it has its own uses- but... | [
"Summary: hobo cum. Eww.\n\nPost: Me and my (now-ex) husband were swingers and debating polyamory, so we started casually looking around for someone to add to our relationship. He found a woman online and fell totally in love with her, enough to ignore the obvious problems and incompatibilities (Like the fact that ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,195 |
Trapline | Generate the content for a reddit post I ask too many questions and I write too much. | Full disclosure: I ask way too many questions.
I'm obsessed with trying to craft the game to match the player's tendencies but also their in character motivations and histories. I want them to enjoy the game aspect of whatever I'm running but I also want them to feel like their character is part of the world. As ... | Full disclosure: I ask way too many questions.
I'm obsessed with trying to craft the game to match the player's tendencies but also their in character motivations and histories. I want them to enjoy the game aspect of whatever I'm running but I also want them to feel like their character is part of the world. As ... | [
"Summary: The defense has young bright spots of potentially elite talent but the offense probably has more depth overall. There are big holes that need to be filled and nearly every position group could do with a real impact player.\n\nPost: Well of our 8 picks this year we only picked Carr and Jackson for the offe... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,196 |
notverycreative1 | Generate the content for a reddit post while they're both burst mages, they're different enough to each fill their own niche; neither is objectively better than the other. | Syndra has a higher skillcap to make up for it, I think. She doesn't have the easy farming tools like Annie's Q and ridiculous AA range, Syndra's QE stun is much harder to hit than Annie's passive, and taking full advantage of Unleashed Power requires a decent amount of CDR and preparation while Annie wins teamfights b... | Syndra has a higher skillcap to make up for it, I think. She doesn't have the easy farming tools like Annie's Q and ridiculous AA range, Syndra's QE stun is much harder to hit than Annie's passive, and taking full advantage of Unleashed Power requires a decent amount of CDR and preparation while Annie wins teamfights b... | [
"Summary: Riot doesn't hate us Karma players, they just want to make as many people happy as possible.\n\nPost: There would be so much more backlash if they did that. Scores of people crying \"omg roti pls i bout krama b4 rewrok releesed, skin pls y u no give me free skin\". Some of these would be legitimate (i.e. ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,197 |
DBuckFactory | Generate the content for a reddit post Stupid people cite "privilege" as a negative thing or argument against people in the wrong ways.
Edit: It's being assumed that I mean this happens predominantly. Not true, but I'm just saying that some people screw it up for the masses. Not everyone, obviously, and I never all... | I think that a lot of folks are missing the point. People use "white privilege" and the other "privilege" stuff very negatively. To move towards equality, constantly being a dick to someone because they are white or male is not going to get us there. That's the issue that OP seems to be facing, although the work exa... | I think that a lot of folks are missing the point. People use "white privilege" and the other "privilege" stuff very negatively. To move towards equality, constantly being a dick to someone because they are white or male is not going to get us there. That's the issue that OP seems to be facing, although the work exa... | [
"Summary: Boiling meats isn't good so plz stop\n\nPost: Sear it, then. At least braise it if you need it to be cooked in liquid or make a sauce and put it directly in the sauce. When you boil it, a lot of the flavor of the meat is lost for two reasons. \n \n No maillard reaction. That's what \"browning\" does ... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,198 |
zstone | Generate the content for a reddit post Escape: The Curse of the Temple]( | It's hard to find something similar to Galaxy Trucker because it's so innovative mechanically. The ship-building phase is fairly unique, as far as I know. I think what we can do is go for something with a similar feel.
So we want something with the best possible sense of impending doom: allow me to introduce Escape! ... | It's hard to find something similar to Galaxy Trucker because it's so innovative mechanically. The ship-building phase is fairly unique, as far as I know. I think what we can do is go for something with a similar feel.
So we want something with the best possible sense of impending doom: allow me to introduce Escape! ... | [
"Summary: confucius says find enjoyment in playing, you spend a lot more time playing than winning\n\nPost: I'd like to share with you part of my interpretation of my favorite Dr.K quote: \n > When playing a game, the goal is to win, but it is the goal that is important, not the winning. \n What this means is tha... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,199 |
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