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mynameipaul | Generate the content for a reddit post police are people doing a job and your post is pretty detached from reality | More than likely you'll die because you're a belligerent little snowflake, instigating a massive misunderstanding with someone just trying to do their job.
Your rights are important but if you whip yourself into this "I'll die fer mah freedums fuk da man, fuck da pigs" mindset, while you're sitting at the computer, t... | More than likely you'll die because you're a belligerent little snowflake, instigating a massive misunderstanding with someone just trying to do their job.
Your rights are important but if you whip yourself into this "I'll die fer mah freedums fuk da man, fuck da pigs" mindset, while you're sitting at the computer, t... | [
"Summary: I'm still close with a few people from highschool, but it's mostly incidental, and they certainly weren't my closest friends throughout highschool\n\nPost: I don't know about other people, but I've lost contact with most of my highschool friends. \n I still have one friend who I was close with since pre-s... | 72 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,600 |
primalj | Generate the content for a reddit post a simple math equation is not the definitive answer to losing weight, but as a general measure, lower effective caloric intake to sustained activity level will result in loss of mass. | It's a never-ending circlejerk of conventional wisdom.
The fact of the matter is that human beings are not bomb calorimeters. There are more biological processes dictating life than we can even understand to this point, so the best we have are some educated guesses based on observation--but we are still only at the ... | It's a never-ending circlejerk of conventional wisdom.
The fact of the matter is that human beings are not bomb calorimeters. There are more biological processes dictating life than we can even understand to this point, so the best we have are some educated guesses based on observation--but we are still only at the ... | [
"Summary: BCAAs may be helpful if you're trying to maximize hypertrophy, but generally, getting enough food in your post workout is where the importance lies.\n\nPost: Bro-science. \n Not eating before lifting may help with lipolysis (breaking down fat). To minimize any type of muscle wasting, it might be advised ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,601 |
innosins | Generate the content for a reddit post got carried away) #teamswitch #alisonforky #ditchmitch | Did I vote him in? Hahahaha, that's a big ole hell no!
I didn't go to the big political picnic today that he was at, as well as Alison Lundergan Grimes, Matt Bevin and Ed Marksberry because I didn't want anyone to have to bail me out. I had to be content with watching it online.
Alison is pro-choice(and Catholic, b... | Did I vote him in? Hahahaha, that's a big ole hell no!
I didn't go to the big political picnic today that he was at, as well as Alison Lundergan Grimes, Matt Bevin and Ed Marksberry because I didn't want anyone to have to bail me out. I had to be content with watching it online.
Alison is pro-choice(and Catholic, b... | [
"Summary: All genetics. You have no control over it. Don't worry about and work hard to make a good life for yourself.\n\nPost: It's a genetic lottery. School popularity is based solely on how good you look, and if you have genes that make you unattractive then there isn't much you can do about that, even if you do... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,602 |
Hedgey | Generate the content for a reddit post Accidentally put "Sold" on a bill of sale, dealer gets shady, shoots at my boss, we get car back. | Used to work for a used car auction, and I was the guy on the block who put the info into the computer and it printed a bill of sale. Well we either had "Sold", "No-Sale" or "IF". An "IF" is when the car would come across the block early, and the guy selling his cars didn't get the exact price he wanted, but would wa... | Used to work for a used car auction, and I was the guy on the block who put the info into the computer and it printed a bill of sale. Well we either had "Sold", "No-Sale" or "IF". An "IF" is when the car would come across the block early, and the guy selling his cars didn't get the exact price he wanted, but would wa... | [
"Summary: Don't whine please, it could be worse.\n\nPost: As a Rays fan (moved there the innagural year and lived there for 10 years before moving back to Atlanta) please tell me how horrible it is to have ONE team come and fill your stands and be loud and obnoxious. \n We had 2, yes TWO teams that did that crap. ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,603 |
Mordarto | Generate the content for a reddit post The minimum wage increase may not affect that many people, and BC's cost of living (excluding housing) isn't that much more expensive than the rest of Canada, but if other provinces can handle potential threats such as lower employment/work hours, then I don't see why BC can't han... | Here are various data that I gathered about the minimum wage in BC.
3% of British Columbians make minimum wage. 50% of these are young adults living at home. Another 20% of this are people providing a secondary income for the household. 15% of British Columbians make below $10, and these people will get affected by t... | Here are various data that I gathered about the minimum wage in BC.
3% of British Columbians make minimum wage. 50% of these are young adults living at home. Another 20% of this are people providing a secondary income for the household. 15% of British Columbians make below $10, and these people will get affected by t... | [
"Summary: I support the theory that BC is expensive to live in because of rich immigrants buying real estate and driving up demand and taking all the supply. I can't afford real estate in this province, so despite this love-hate relationship I have going on with Vancouver I think it's time to leave. I was wondering... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,604 |
SockofBadKarma | Generate the content for a reddit post If Supreme Court justices with decades of training can get into an argument about it, it's most definitely not clear-cut, and the insinuation that what's written there automatically means "Unregulated guns of all types for everyone!" is entirely logically unjustified, not to menti... | Really now? It's so very clear? Well, how about if I read it like this.
A well regulated militia shall not be infringed, being necessary to the security of a free State and the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.
The comma breaks allow for this restructuring, and now it means something completely different t... | Really now? It's so very clear? Well, how about if I read it like this.
A well regulated militia shall not be infringed, being necessary to the security of a free State and the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.
The comma breaks allow for this restructuring, and now it means something completely different t... | [
"Summary: Take into account a few fair assumptions about Melalee's age, education, and geographical location, and it's perfectly understandable that they would hold an inaccurate appraisal of Obama's current quality as a President.\n\nPost: Well, from their choice of words, they're apparently not an American citize... | 72 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,605 |
gibbking | Generate the content for a reddit post looking for input on my scoring values in a casual h2h points league. | Points: +.25
Blocks: +1
Steals: +1
Assists: +.5
Rebounds: +.5
Ejections: -1
Technical Fouls: -.25
Turnovers: -1
Field Goals Made: +.25
Free Throws Made: +.25
Three Pointers Made: +.25
Field Goals Missed: -.25
Free Throws Missed: -.25
Three Pointers Missed: -.25
Double Doubles: +.25
Trible ... | Points: +.25
Blocks: +1
Steals: +1
Assists: +.5
Rebounds: +.5
Ejections: -1
Technical Fouls: -.25
Turnovers: -1
Field Goals Made: +.25
Free Throws Made: +.25
Three Pointers Made: +.25
Field Goals Missed: -.25
Free Throws Missed: -.25
Three Pointers Missed: -.25
Double Doubles: +.25
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"Summary: LA can match anything Dwight does offensively with their defense. DJ is a physical match for Dwight.\n\nPost: Dwight's offensive game in the post consists of throwing his shoulder into the defender in an effort to back them closer into the post. When that doesn't work, like we've seen so far against DJ, h... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,606 |
Jin-roh | Generate the content for a reddit post Not sure what I need to do get online dating to "work." Interested in here the details of other people's success stories. | I've used three different online dating sites in two different countries over a combined period of 10 months. I have had probably a dozen so conversations, and exactly one meeting. Clearly, I must be doing something wrong.
I'm not asking anyone to analyze profile or anything (though I'll answer questions).
What I a... | I've used three different online dating sites in two different countries over a combined period of 10 months. I have had probably a dozen so conversations, and exactly one meeting. Clearly, I must be doing something wrong.
I'm not asking anyone to analyze profile or anything (though I'll answer questions).
What I a... | [
"Summary: I was/am a Christian intellectual. I don't feel like I could ever be a full member of the evangelical church because of it.\n\nPost: hmm... I have an MA in philosophy, I guess here's my thoughts and my experience. \n The last thing you want to be in the Evangelical world is an intellectual. \n Thoughtful... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,607 |
stopthefate | Generate the content for a reddit post its a touchy subject for both masculine/feminine gay guys and girls because the lgbt community forces you to challenge your idea about gender. (which in some cases is a good thing.) | It is a touchy subject, because many of us feel like our very gender, (not "every person of said gender" but literally, our own personal gender) goes into society's question when we are gay. It is not "acting" but rather having to prove to our self after we accept we are gay, that we are indeed, still men/women. This i... | It is a touchy subject, because many of us feel like our very gender, (not "every person of said gender" but literally, our own personal gender) goes into society's question when we are gay. It is not "acting" but rather having to prove to our self after we accept we are gay, that we are indeed, still men/women. This i... | [
"Summary: the effect that society's preconceived definition of masculinity has on men is grossly exaggerated IMO, most people DO act the way they are.\n\nPost: I didn't realize not liking sports = flamboyancy tbh, I don't think it really makes one un-masculine to not like sports. \n The thing is though, almost ever... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,608 |
JXC0917 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't use asshole drivers to make you mad, use them to make you feel better about yourself. | None of those things seem like acceptable reasons to drive like a fool and risk other peoples' lives. However, I still don't get road rage from them. I treat "asshole driving" as a disease, and genuinely feel bad for those that have it. Think about it- it must really suck to drive that way. Always getting into accident... | None of those things seem like acceptable reasons to drive like a fool and risk other peoples' lives. However, I still don't get road rage from them. I treat "asshole driving" as a disease, and genuinely feel bad for those that have it. Think about it- it must really suck to drive that way. Always getting into accident... | [
"Summary: For a number of reasons, probably not. Nokia apps are Nokia exclusive and there hasn't been anything said about a partnership between Nokia and MS. Also, $$$.\n\nPost: I doubt it because Nokia music isn't exclusive to Windows, it's exclusive to Nokia. For example, I have a Windows Phone 8x by HTC and my g... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,609 |
AfroMH | Generate the content for a reddit post Pulling off the fedora look without looking creepy is one of my people's racial abilities. | To preface: I'm a black man.
When I wear a shirt and tie and I wanna wear a hat, I go with a fedora because I don't want to be just one of those dudes who wears dress up clothes and baseball caps. I've been thinking about switching to a kangol or one of those newsboy hats because I like those too, but I never wear a ... | To preface: I'm a black man.
When I wear a shirt and tie and I wanna wear a hat, I go with a fedora because I don't want to be just one of those dudes who wears dress up clothes and baseball caps. I've been thinking about switching to a kangol or one of those newsboy hats because I like those too, but I never wear a ... | [
"Summary: First internet experience turned out to be first porn experience thanks to my elementary school friend.\n\nPost: I was on the internet in elementary school in 3rd grade looking up stuff for a project when my friendin my class told me to go to a website called Penthouse dot com. I knew what a penthouse was... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,610 |
zXster | Generate the content for a reddit post Keep pressure. Always. There are multiple ways to do it, just keep the other team reacting. | Roam pressure is big. I think TP will be very situational, but the more times you can push your lane to your enemy laners tower and roam a bit (even if it's just putting a deep ward in the enemy jungle, or taking the river crab for vision) you can make the top and mid wonder where you went. Or if you have a good open... | Roam pressure is big. I think TP will be very situational, but the more times you can push your lane to your enemy laners tower and roam a bit (even if it's just putting a deep ward in the enemy jungle, or taking the river crab for vision) you can make the top and mid wonder where you went. Or if you have a good open... | [
"Summary: There are a lot of ways to play, just build what fits your style and the game. Don't get trapped into the you never build it, or always mentality.\n\nPost: Jungle main here, and really like Tri Force on most of my main Junglers. (Vi, Udyr, and Voli) Like some posts said, you don't buy it every time, espe... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,611 |
majornerd | Generate the content for a reddit post care) - the enterprise is great for the opportunity that it offers, it is just up to you too make it happen. | I have been at this for a while and wanted to give a little background.
When I was in high school my father and I started a consulting company. In addition to learning some excellent tech skills I also learned business, how to present a solution to an individual vs a board or committee, how to manage a team and doze... | I have been at this for a while and wanted to give a little background.
When I was in high school my father and I started a consulting company. In addition to learning some excellent tech skills I also learned business, how to present a solution to an individual vs a board or committee, how to manage a team and doze... | [
"Summary: we are fucked as a people. Move to Canada.\nHave you ever been to Canada? I recommend moving to New Hampshire and helping out the Free State Project, or helping out in your local community \n I was not suggesting that I would move to Canada, but also - if you cannot be bothered to read I would rather you ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,612 |
Alexander_D | Generate the content for a reddit post the thing I'm looking forward to the most is a release date :p | Six in total. I always give my crew ridiculously poorly-spelled names in my fun-runs (GONZ, drivur, injuns) and it'll be nice to be able to do that to the crew I pick up on the way (Sheelds/Heelds/Itlds for example) and having the battle stations button. Really though I'm mostly looking for a change. I've beaten Normal... | Six in total. I always give my crew ridiculously poorly-spelled names in my fun-runs (GONZ, drivur, injuns) and it'll be nice to be able to do that to the crew I pick up on the way (Sheelds/Heelds/Itlds for example) and having the battle stations button. Really though I'm mostly looking for a change. I've beaten Normal... | [
"Summary: Nothing, we cannot break them down, use them as biosynthetic precursors or integrate them into human proteins.\n\nPost: Similarly to what myhandcraft said, our bodies have adapted to use of L-amino acids, which are mirror-images of D-amino acids. Enzymes . \n As said before, when we take in proteins in o... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,613 |
Rndom_Gy_159 | Generate the content for a reddit post we'd better get off of this rock sooner rather than later, and I'd like to think that we'd get scientists off this earth really soon. | Do I believe that a substantial amount of people are going to move off of Earth and onto another planet/moon in my lifetime --no. It'd be fucking awesome if we did and I would LOVE to see that happen, but I just don't see it happening that quickly. I do however, see it happening eventually. Whether it is in 30 years or... | Do I believe that a substantial amount of people are going to move off of Earth and onto another planet/moon in my lifetime --no. It'd be fucking awesome if we did and I would LOVE to see that happen, but I just don't see it happening that quickly. I do however, see it happening eventually. Whether it is in 30 years or... | [
"Summary: Senator Tim Mathern of Fargo proposed HCR3009 to fix the issue of ND not being a state, and it looks like it passed. So ND is now a state (again?).\n\nPost: Ok. research time: [this article]( mentions Senator Tim Mathern of Fargo proposed a bill to fix that. \n Googling his name brings up this official l... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,614 |
segFault11235 | Generate the content for a reddit post My reply rate is at best 10% from women (who are mostly 25-30 y.o.) I'm reaching out to. Is it because I'm a young dude? Am I just reaching out to the wrong people? | I did a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation, and as it is, my reply rate right now on OkC is an abysmal 10% (at best). I asked for a critique of my profile .
So, I started wondering what wasn't adding up, and then I realized that a fair number of the women I've reached out to have listed "looking for" something >... | I did a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation, and as it is, my reply rate right now on OkC is an abysmal 10% (at best). I asked for a critique of my profile .
So, I started wondering what wasn't adding up, and then I realized that a fair number of the women I've reached out to have listed "looking for" something >... | [
"Summary: we've already banned trends that 'take over' /r/funny because they have a large enough following. FB posts and ecards seem to be following the same pattern. What are we, [hypocrites]( \n EDIT: Evidence , reddit, are you not entertained?\n\nPost: The question here ultimately boils down to how do we d... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,615 |
ThetaOverTime | Generate the content for a reddit post If you really want to improve or are bored, read the whole thing, else just read what you like. The point of the thread is just a little rant on what advice I commonly see being given and why I partially disagree with some of them, (and no, I'm not referring or directly targeting ... | Now before I start on this massive wall of text, I just want to briefly go over why I'm writing this. I feel like a lot of people are seeking help with very broad questions and thus receiving general answers they could receive from anyone; (for all of you finding specific ways to improve your game, good for you!). Seco... | Now before I start on this massive wall of text, I just want to briefly go over why I'm writing this. I feel like a lot of people are seeking help with very broad questions and thus receiving general answers they could receive from anyone; (for all of you finding specific ways to improve your game, good for you!). Seco... | [
"Summary: To the people who say Janna is a passive support and does nothing in lane, I completely disagree. \n Source: I'm a Dirty Janna Picker. \n EDIT: I forgot to add this, but don't forget that your ability to prepare minions properly can cost your ad a lot of gold over the course of the lane.\n\nPost: say I do... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,616 |
toxlab | Generate the content for a reddit post 9 year old me loved the shit outta Star Wars.
EDIT: wow, this gained traction in a big way. Thank you for your kind responses. I realize now that Boba Fett wasn't an action figure yet, and I've addressed that within the thread. I also posted how the date ended up.
EDIT 2: Holy... | My first real date was seeing Empire.
I saw the original Star Wars as a kid at a drive in theater. I sat on the roof of the car with a blanket, and there was a meteor shower happening as the movie swung into gear. To say this captured my imagination in a big bad way is an understatement. Star Wars had my heart. And nea... | My first real date was seeing Empire.
I saw the original Star Wars as a kid at a drive in theater. I sat on the roof of the car with a blanket, and there was a meteor shower happening as the movie swung into gear. To say this captured my imagination in a big bad way is an understatement. Star Wars had my heart. And nea... | [
"Summary: coworker ties one on, becomes Captain Bitterness, vomits into a drive thru window, nearly kills himself leaning on an imaginary wall\n\nPost: I was working in the kitchen of a fairly nice restaurant. Cooks are generally a hard living lot, and Anthony Bourdain's \"Kitchen Confidential\" popularized the ide... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,617 |
MhaelFarShain | Generate the content for a reddit post Pre ordering bad, Kickstarter Good, GTA V not being hated on, Just pre-ordering. | Ok, first off. im not ragging on GTA V for it's yet unknown quality. Im just saying that this pre-ordering thing is getting way out of hand. It seems to be an well known but unrealized fact by most people that when you pre-order the game/console of any company, so much so to the point of meeting their expected sales, t... | Ok, first off. im not ragging on GTA V for it's yet unknown quality. Im just saying that this pre-ordering thing is getting way out of hand. It seems to be an well known but unrealized fact by most people that when you pre-order the game/console of any company, so much so to the point of meeting their expected sales, t... | [
"Summary: Don't use Rogers. Don't use Telus. Whatever you do, DO NOT use their affiliate companies. You will get screwed around by both, but your gonna get screwed harder by the affiliates. And if you don't have something better to use. Get Bell/Virgin mobile.\n\nPost: Whatever you do, DO NOT ACCEPT THE OFFER! \n R... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,618 |
ncurry18 | Generate the content for a reddit post This post answers all of OP's questions very elaborately. Just read it, you monkey. | Wow this is a broad question, but I can explain.
First off, what is stock? A share of stock is a piece of a company that can be owned by just about anyone. Basically, if you own a share of stock, you own a very small portion of the company. Now, not all companies have stock. Only publicly traded corporations have sha... | Wow this is a broad question, but I can explain.
First off, what is stock? A share of stock is a piece of a company that can be owned by just about anyone. Basically, if you own a share of stock, you own a very small portion of the company. Now, not all companies have stock. Only publicly traded corporations have sha... | [
"Summary: NETWORKING NETWORKING NETWORKING!\n\nPost: I'm going to go the nontraditional \"go to class\" route because everyone will tell you that. What I wish I had known is that your first semester, you should experiment like crazy. NO, NOT DRUGS AND SHIT! I mean with different groups of people, organizations, act... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,619 |
colinodell | Generate the content for a reddit post Make them per-faction instead, so the tiny factions have less incentive to lock themselves inside their base forever. | What if you coded them to be per-faction instead? Larger factions won't have an unfair advantage while smaller factions and lone wolves can safely store their valuables.
My small faction (3 active players) has lost everything 3 times in the past 2 weeks. We've tried hiding chests in walls, deep under the desert, u... | What if you coded them to be per-faction instead? Larger factions won't have an unfair advantage while smaller factions and lone wolves can safely store their valuables.
My small faction (3 active players) has lost everything 3 times in the past 2 weeks. We've tried hiding chests in walls, deep under the desert, u... | [
"Summary: Pump is inaudible over my (rather quiet) case fans, and there's one less fan in the case.\n\nPost: I installed the H60 immediately without testing the stock heatsink/fan, so I don't know if it's quieter. The pump is inaudible over my fairly quiet case fans. \n The \"loudest\" part of the H60 is the 120mm... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,620 |
elkab0ng | Generate the content for a reddit post There was probably useful information in their post, but I don't think it had anything to do with apples, oranges, or hamburgers. | I love the netflix tech blog. They put out some really excellent information any serious systems/network architect can find valuable. [Chaos Monkey]( being one good example.
Tearing apart the statement
> The amount of carbon equivalent emitted in order to produce a single quarter-pound hamburger can power Netflix i... | I love the netflix tech blog. They put out some really excellent information any serious systems/network architect can find valuable. [Chaos Monkey]( being one good example.
Tearing apart the statement
> The amount of carbon equivalent emitted in order to produce a single quarter-pound hamburger can power Netflix i... | [
"Summary: handheld terrestrial phones are designed to use data when on the ground and either idle or moving along well-defined routes.\n\nPost: A commercial airport is going to be served by a number of cell towers since there's so much traffic. Each cell site has at least three separate \"sectors\", looking like a ... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,621 |
airshowfan | Generate the content for a reddit post I have no idea. | I have a hard time imagining that our ancestors invented clothes while back when they still had fully-hairy bodies. But that failure of imagination has more to do with how our ancestors are portrayed in artistic renderings than with any real data. (I.e., what's the oldest evidence for clothes in human ancestors, and th... | I have a hard time imagining that our ancestors invented clothes while back when they still had fully-hairy bodies. But that failure of imagination has more to do with how our ancestors are portrayed in artistic renderings than with any real data. (I.e., what's the oldest evidence for clothes in human ancestors, and th... | [
"Summary: Apples and oranges.\n\nPost: The EF probably has to be very clean - and thus at a relatively light weight, compared to its max - to hit Mach 2. \n The F-15 can theoretically reach Mach 2.5. But add the sensors and other pods that have been included in upgrades over the years, and any kind of weapons load,... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,622 |
physalis17 | Generate the content for a reddit post FUCK YOU CLIENTS AND IT CUSTOMERS! YOU DON'T DESERVE SOMEONE LIKE ME! I WILL NEVER LET YOU ABUSE MY KNOWLEDGE AND TALENTS EVER AGAIN! | I did IT work for 5 years and I wanted to jump out of the 3rd story window at Dell. In those 5 years I've worked computer retail, education, and call center. I felt my talents were abused all these years and I simply had enough.
Fortunately I don't have kids or a family of my own to take care of, so I work at shitty ... | I did IT work for 5 years and I wanted to jump out of the 3rd story window at Dell. In those 5 years I've worked computer retail, education, and call center. I felt my talents were abused all these years and I simply had enough.
Fortunately I don't have kids or a family of my own to take care of, so I work at shitty ... | [
"Summary: Endgame content is not just an MMO term. Why does a 20 dollar game have more endgame content at launch than a 15 dollar a month game?\n\nPost: To those saying that this is bullshit, keep in mind that I said some MMOs, not all MMOs. The MMOs that come to mind recently are games like FFXIV and SW:TOR. TL2 h... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,623 |
TOMATO_ON_URANUS | Generate the content for a reddit post Slavery = cigarettes. Lincoln made the Civil War about slavery to improve international relations | According to my US History teacher, slavery was the "battleground" for North v South. If you sided with the South (conservative, agricultural, hierarchical), you wanted slavery. If you sided with the North (liberal, industrial, equal), you were against slavery. Even then, Northerners considered it to not be a big enoug... | According to my US History teacher, slavery was the "battleground" for North v South. If you sided with the South (conservative, agricultural, hierarchical), you wanted slavery. If you sided with the North (liberal, industrial, equal), you were against slavery. Even then, Northerners considered it to not be a big enoug... | [
"Summary: fuck diplomacy\n\nPost: 5) HOLY SHIT THIS \n I'm pretty sure anything diplomatic is evaluated not by the actual amount of money, but what percentage of your treasury it is. \n \n You have two regions. In Buttfuck, Middle Eastern desert wasteland. I am Alexander reincarnate, controlling everything south of... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,624 |
onlyinvowels | Generate the content for a reddit post semantics.
Also, respect the artists by not lumping their work into the same category as people who got lucky/aren't technically proficient at their work. | My only argument with this mentality is that, at this point, anything can be art. Which is true and fine, but it ignores the craftsmanship aspect of art.
I suppose this is only important if you're considering the value of an artist, but most people seem to.
Basically, anyone can produce a quality piece of work if t... | My only argument with this mentality is that, at this point, anything can be art. Which is true and fine, but it ignores the craftsmanship aspect of art.
I suppose this is only important if you're considering the value of an artist, but most people seem to.
Basically, anyone can produce a quality piece of work if t... | [
"Summary: it only seems like women in the US are less sweet because you're probably only close to a small portion of them.\n\nPost: I wouldn't say so personally. But I'm a female so I may be biased. I generally only go out of my way to be sweet if I'm meeting older people, who have more conservative views on gender... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,625 |
juice_box_hero | Generate the content for a reddit post pooping can be troublesome | I feel for the lady.
I have pneumonia right now and the fucking meds I'm on make me shit like a goose.
I left the house for the first time in 2 weeks to go somewhere other than the hospital to have dinner with my mom for her birthday tonight. Almost shit myself at the restaurant and then again on the way home.
Right... | I feel for the lady.
I have pneumonia right now and the fucking meds I'm on make me shit like a goose.
I left the house for the first time in 2 weeks to go somewhere other than the hospital to have dinner with my mom for her birthday tonight. Almost shit myself at the restaurant and then again on the way home.
Right... | [
"Summary: Utter loneliness and being broke along with failed miscarriage resulting in abortion.\n\nPost: I'm sure no one will see this but here goes. \nI am suffering from severe depression only made worse by my life circumstances. \nYesterday I had to have an \"abortion\". I use quotations because the fetus stoppe... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,626 |
opsomath | Generate the content for a reddit post BJJ is cool, you should check it out. | My story isn't interesting, like all the stuff that matters in my life it just kind of happened and in retrospect seems inevitable. I grew up reading Robert Heinlein and if he wanted a character to be a total badass, he portrayed them as knowing jiu jitsu. Then when I was a squirrely teenager I worked for a guy who was... | My story isn't interesting, like all the stuff that matters in my life it just kind of happened and in retrospect seems inevitable. I grew up reading Robert Heinlein and if he wanted a character to be a total badass, he portrayed them as knowing jiu jitsu. Then when I was a squirrely teenager I worked for a guy who was... | [
"Summary: You don't need a new car because of the baby, just get something with four doors that holds all your stuff and pay cash.\n\nPost: The Subie is a great car, but there are lots of them used out there. For 10k you can get something that is reliable and will haul the kid and dog no problem. As a parent of two... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,627 |
trousercobra | Generate the content for a reddit post don't give up, no matter what, you'll pull through-- it's what they'd want. | I lost my mom to cancer when I was 12. I... I guess in a lot of ways, at the time, it didn't upset me too much (I remember being pretty '... oh.. oh.. okay.." and blank about it at the time... then crying a bit, a little later) because she'd been ill for most of my childhood, so I guess some part of me kind of expected... | I lost my mom to cancer when I was 12. I... I guess in a lot of ways, at the time, it didn't upset me too much (I remember being pretty '... oh.. oh.. okay.." and blank about it at the time... then crying a bit, a little later) because she'd been ill for most of my childhood, so I guess some part of me kind of expected... | [
"Summary: done more activities and classes to earn credits, not slacked and underachieved. It's also not all that impressive to say \"yeah I was a straight C student in high school\".\n\nPost: I was a senior last year... but fuck, I wish I'd earned more credits. I scraped by and flunked a class and wound up needing... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,628 |
DabuSurvivor | Generate the content for a reddit post neutrality for once!! | Hey, thank you! I try my best. :D
I mean, come on. You put the possibility of two Australia contestants, Teresa cooper, the original "Rat", and Monica Padilla all playing again in front of my face - you bet your ass that's gonna light a fire under me. I can use my powers of long Survivor rants for legitimate good ins... | Hey, thank you! I try my best. :D
I mean, come on. You put the possibility of two Australia contestants, Teresa cooper, the original "Rat", and Monica Padilla all playing again in front of my face - you bet your ass that's gonna light a fire under me. I can use my powers of long Survivor rants for legitimate good ins... | [
"Summary: CaraMalcolm was typically boring, but with this constant undercurrent of playing it up for the fan favorite prize, which I don't blame him for but also don't enjoy watching, and his boot episode was tedious rubbish. He had no real personality throughout the entire season, so despite one big, popular momen... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,629 |
VOZ1 | Generate the content for a reddit post your argument is absurd and anti-democratic. | I really am baffled that you see no problems at all with a treaty of this magnitude being negotiated in secret. And not just secret with only our elected officials "in on it," but massive international corporations are negotiating while citizens are kept completely in the dark. If these negotiations are so sensitive th... | I really am baffled that you see no problems at all with a treaty of this magnitude being negotiated in secret. And not just secret with only our elected officials "in on it," but massive international corporations are negotiating while citizens are kept completely in the dark. If these negotiations are so sensitive th... | [
"Summary: in Mexico, got strep throat, fever shot to 104.5, almost went back to sleep instead of to the hospital.\n\nPost: I was in Mexico doing a semester abroad. It was the end of the semester, and I was in Chiapas (southern-most state in Mexico, lots of jungle, rich indigenous culture, not very developed). We ha... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,630 |
PsychoM | Generate the content for a reddit post The Norwegians make me question the entire concept of sliced bread. | COMPLICATED EXPLANATION : Well the micro-waves that the microwave produces comes from all sides of the microwave and head towards the center. At the center of the microwave, all the micro-waves meet and the chemicals that make up the waves react with one another to create heat. That is why you should ALWAYS put whateve... | COMPLICATED EXPLANATION : Well the micro-waves that the microwave produces comes from all sides of the microwave and head towards the center. At the center of the microwave, all the micro-waves meet and the chemicals that make up the waves react with one another to create heat. That is why you should ALWAYS put whateve... | [
"Summary: Pirates anger me\n\nPost: Goes against the stigma here but I hate pirates. \n People whine and complain about how \"they're taking away our freedom\" with DRM as a thin veil for their greed and desire for free games. To be honest, I've never encountered big problems with DRM and the ones I did were easily... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,631 |
ubernostrum | Generate the content for a reddit post You still will not be required to point out an opponent's trigger, ever.
The stuff that was defined as "optional" originally -- meaning you could choose to ignore your own trigger -- is no longer optional. Rather, something like that list is now going into the class of "if misse... | So, the past couple days we've been having all sorts of fun discussions here about the changes to trigger handling in the new Infraction Procedure Guide (IPG). A summary of what went out earlier this week is in [this post](
And... well, forget everything that was in that, because the judge mailing list just got a not... | So, the past couple days we've been having all sorts of fun discussions here about the changes to trigger handling in the new Infraction Procedure Guide (IPG). A summary of what went out earlier this week is in [this post](
And... well, forget everything that was in that, because the judge mailing list just got a not... | [
"Summary: unreformed campaign finance reform will eat itself.\n\nPost: You're a troll, of course, but just because it's a worthwhile point: \n People who argue for corporations to have identical rights to biological persons often overlook the fact that, in doing so, they impose a heavy burden of forced duty and uni... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,632 |
21361 | Generate the content for a reddit post hipsters think they're recreating the 1960's, when in fact they're just another mass-produced cultural trend that will pass out of fashion like any trend does. | Hipsters come across cold and arrogant, in short, because that is generally how the human species is programmed to react when encountering another human being that does not conform to their preconceived ideas of the self. Hipsters, by the definition of their name, are people who define themselves by embracing what is p... | Hipsters come across cold and arrogant, in short, because that is generally how the human species is programmed to react when encountering another human being that does not conform to their preconceived ideas of the self. Hipsters, by the definition of their name, are people who define themselves by embracing what is p... | [
"Summary: Police have many things with which to hinder people. The idea is is that a firearm is only used once those options have failed and there is no other way to prevent a life threatening situation. Firearms are used when you're not looking to hinder someone. Police shoot at center of body mass because it's th... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,633 |
grey_lollipop | Generate the content for a reddit post German cars and Jesus believers with a bit of a silver lining. | Cars, I've heard rumors that pretty much all Germans recognise the name of the town I'm talking about..., but it's probably just a rumor.
However, we also have a founder of a branch of Christianity, a guy that was in Eurovision and two big (but closed) mines, we also apparently have Uranium, but aside from the Christ... | Cars, I've heard rumors that pretty much all Germans recognise the name of the town I'm talking about..., but it's probably just a rumor.
However, we also have a founder of a branch of Christianity, a guy that was in Eurovision and two big (but closed) mines, we also apparently have Uranium, but aside from the Christ... | [
"Summary: kill Beiber, get potato.\n\nPost: Ok here's what I think the events after the Bieber assassination would be: \n \n 1 minute, cut4bieber 2 launches. \n \n 1 week, first reported death occurs. \n \n 3 weeks, some of the girls who listened history class start the Bieberic Revolution. \n \n 1 month, the first... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,634 |
Shadoscuro | Generate the content for a reddit post Go Skuld. Looks great. And I'll need to add you when I get mine going ;) | Damn both of those teams are really good. Skuld hasn't been around long so it is hard to gauge what exactly she has can run through but I'd probably make her my primary over DQXQ.
Unfortunately I've never been hugely impressed with DQXQ's damage and most of the cards on that team will change with new evolutions down ... | Damn both of those teams are really good. Skuld hasn't been around long so it is hard to gauge what exactly she has can run through but I'd probably make her my primary over DQXQ.
Unfortunately I've never been hugely impressed with DQXQ's damage and most of the cards on that team will change with new evolutions down ... | [
"Summary: Fort Knox uses delta too.\n\nPost: Adding to this cause my dad is a pilot for delta and had a shipping story. This wasn't human remains though; it was 12 million dollars. He sent me a picture a while back (was on my old phone but I can look for it). When he did his walk around all the ground crew was talk... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,635 |
ColinOnReddit | Generate the content for a reddit post it's probably your perception. | zewm426 seems to be utilizing hyperbole, but you're being a little curtly pedantic, dont you think?
zewm426: catie has often talked about phil on her [new channel,]( but my theory is she's the only face you recognize immediately. you probably only pay attention to the "suggests" box when she shows up because you know... | zewm426 seems to be utilizing hyperbole, but you're being a little curtly pedantic, dont you think?
zewm426: catie has often talked about phil on her [new channel,]( but my theory is she's the only face you recognize immediately. you probably only pay attention to the "suggests" box when she shows up because you know... | [
"Summary: money and power.\n\nPost: 1 Everyone wants to come down on the right side of political correctness. \n Especially news outlets who are funded by adverts who get in trouble for funding people of apposing views of their shareholders. \n 2 There isn't a hobo version of the NAACP \n The worst thing you can be... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,636 |
getter1 | Generate the content for a reddit post this makes staves useless. and promotes bad gameplay. | This is absolutely useless for a necromancer.
Mouse look toggles like this do nothing but inhibit the ability to efficiently place marks.
So let say you are straffing and an enemy walks onto your cursor that you don't want to attack, what then? This mod seems poorly executed and is just some gimmick that doesn't r... | This is absolutely useless for a necromancer.
Mouse look toggles like this do nothing but inhibit the ability to efficiently place marks.
So let say you are straffing and an enemy walks onto your cursor that you don't want to attack, what then? This mod seems poorly executed and is just some gimmick that doesn't r... | [
"Summary: yea, the people in ops post were shitty, but then i rambled on scenarios like an asteroid hitting the earth\n\nPost: Hypothetically, lets think about some future earth where we do not manage our technologies and opportunities properly. there are limited resources on earth and such, and what if renewable r... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,637 |
thndrchld | Generate the content for a reddit post My grandmother gargled my piss. | You may have kicked her in the face, but I pissed in my grandmother's mouthwash.
Edit: Maybe this needs some context. When I was 4, I was in the bathroom and saw her mouthwash. It was nearly empty. In my 4-year-old mind, "mouthwash is yellow; pee is yellow. Mouthwash is pee. I'll refill it! She'll be so happy... | You may have kicked her in the face, but I pissed in my grandmother's mouthwash.
Edit: Maybe this needs some context. When I was 4, I was in the bathroom and saw her mouthwash. It was nearly empty. In my 4-year-old mind, "mouthwash is yellow; pee is yellow. Mouthwash is pee. I'll refill it! She'll be so happy... | [
"Summary: I listened to music in the snow, uphill both ways, with a device clipped to my pants.\n\nPost: I do electronics work now and then, and a couple years ago, the neighbor's daughter brought over her iPod cable and asked if I could fix it. It was just a broken solder point -- easy fix, so I whipped out the s... | 59 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,638 |
DangerousDac | Generate the content for a reddit post How come whenever the Borg adapt, why dont the feds just fire a tonne of phasers at once in order to just bring their shields down the same way spaceship weapons do? | Ok, major geekyness shall be revealed here, but its something thats kinda erked me a bit for a while now.
How come, whenever we see the federation fight the Borg in "ground" combat (Person to drone), the Borg can adapt to a phaser frequency and become immune to the direct blast, but wouldnt subsequent shots deplete t... | Ok, major geekyness shall be revealed here, but its something thats kinda erked me a bit for a while now.
How come, whenever we see the federation fight the Borg in "ground" combat (Person to drone), the Borg can adapt to a phaser frequency and become immune to the direct blast, but wouldnt subsequent shots deplete t... | [
"Summary: Girl none of us had seen for 3 years appears after we speak about her for the first time in 3 years.\n\nPost: Not really glitch in the matrix level but something of which the odds were so high I guess it's worth mentioning. \n June last year I started hanging out with some old friends of mine from college... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,639 |
CuilRunnings | Generate the content for a reddit post It's still a problem, but only about 1/4 as big as thought previously. | Oh, ok I see what you're saying... thanks for looking so closely at this.
>So, here is how you demonstrate your claim. You define poor. You sample from all poor. You count children, and get a proper fertility rate, say 75 children/1000 people.
Ok, so using the same data set. Poor is defined as those making less th... | Oh, ok I see what you're saying... thanks for looking so closely at this.
>So, here is how you demonstrate your claim. You define poor. You sample from all poor. You count children, and get a proper fertility rate, say 75 children/1000 people.
Ok, so using the same data set. Poor is defined as those making less th... | [
"Summary: By sharing a common currency with other, fiscally weaker countries, Germany gained a price advantage in both labor and other business costs. This helped Germany gain a huge advantage on the world export market.\n\nPost: The creation of the euro a dozen years ago at first seemed to provide a bonanza to ma... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,640 |
le_pman | Generate the content for a reddit post L + nexus = heaven | it starts with showing them the gLory of the material that is the nexus 5. Let them touch it and feeL the Love of Matias DuARTe evident in each stroke, in each moment. then amaze them with the Light of the ips screen that doesn't faLL to the burn in that the sameshit gayLagsy is known for. but wait, don't use the powe... | it starts with showing them the gLory of the material that is the nexus 5. Let them touch it and feeL the Love of Matias DuARTe evident in each stroke, in each moment. then amaze them with the Light of the ips screen that doesn't faLL to the burn in that the sameshit gayLagsy is known for. but wait, don't use the powe... | [
"Summary: my LDR partner cheated on me and i got hurt a lot. LDR is fine but make sure to keep the trust alive - and oh, make sure to have physical contact at least once a (time frame goes here - best negotiate with her on this)\n\nPost: Have you ever met a special girl online? \n didn't meet her online. we met in ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,641 |
McBullseye | Generate the content for a reddit post Our fire suppression system completely wiped out our data center. | I've talked about this in other posts but maybe I should just do a write up of the entire thing for this group at some point (it was a learning experience to say the least).
Our facilities department had gone cheap on the fire suppression system. They purchased a potassium nitrate based system that is designed to pu... | I've talked about this in other posts but maybe I should just do a write up of the entire thing for this group at some point (it was a learning experience to say the least).
Our facilities department had gone cheap on the fire suppression system. They purchased a potassium nitrate based system that is designed to pu... | [
"Summary: Candidate calls in drunk on an interview for a 6 figure IT position.\n\nPost: Phone interview for a 6 figure IT position. The candidate is currently unemployed after taking a year off to help take care of his now deceased father. The recruiter introduces the candidate and says he'll be listening in but ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,642 |
DIGGYRULES | Generate the content for a reddit post Consistent rules + a sense of humor = A great middle school classroom. Good luck. | I have amazing classroom control...not to brag or anything...but here are some tips (because I didn't start off too great years ago).
Set your rules on the first day. What to do/how to do it/when to do it. Spend the first week (some time each period) reviewing this. Have a quiz...easy "A" for the kids.
When ... | I have amazing classroom control...not to brag or anything...but here are some tips (because I didn't start off too great years ago).
Set your rules on the first day. What to do/how to do it/when to do it. Spend the first week (some time each period) reviewing this. Have a quiz...easy "A" for the kids.
When ... | [
"Summary: Screw you.\n\nPost: Sorry to crush your opportunity to slam my teaching ability. I teach WORLD EVENTS. World conflict. A huge part of my curriculum covers alternative forms of energy; including nuclear energy. A unit we just finished covered the differences between conventional and nuclear warfare. I... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,643 |
pumper911 | Generate the content for a reddit post My suicidal friend is homeless because of his drug addiction, wants to move in with me, and I need to say no. How can I do it without making him attempt suicide | Ok so I'll try to keep this as to the point as possible, but its a long story. I had two best friends in high school; one of them being the one I'm referring to in the title of my post (we're now in our mid-20s). Over the past few years he became an alcoholic and is now addicted to a few drugs (illegal and prescription... | Ok so I'll try to keep this as to the point as possible, but its a long story. I had two best friends in high school; one of them being the one I'm referring to in the title of my post (we're now in our mid-20s). Over the past few years he became an alcoholic and is now addicted to a few drugs (illegal and prescription... | [
"Summary: didn't realize I was going to be playing a saxophone solo in front of the entire middle school. Called up on stage and fucked up royally.\n\nPost: In 7th grade there was a school assembly (entire middle school: 6th, 7th, 8th grades and faculty) where they had these jazz musicians come on stage and perform... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,644 |
DigiSmackd | Generate the content for a reddit post Drink what you enjoy. If you are forcing yourself to consume something your body is saying it doesn't like, ask yourself why..and then perhaps re-evaluate. Give it time. | The bar used to frequent was full of a staff that always drank and pushed Jack Daniel's. While it was mostly done in shot form, once in a while it'd be done as a mixer with sour or cola.
Anyway, I played along for a while and drank my share of it. Never really "liking" the taste, it was still "pasable". I just fig... | The bar used to frequent was full of a staff that always drank and pushed Jack Daniel's. While it was mostly done in shot form, once in a while it'd be done as a mixer with sour or cola.
Anyway, I played along for a while and drank my share of it. Never really "liking" the taste, it was still "pasable". I just fig... | [
"Summary: Don't be a tourist. :)\n\nPost: I didn't downvote ya, but I'm sure those that did have a variety of reasons including: \n \n This is not \"funny\". I'd say it'd fit better in \"cute\" or \"aww\" or maybe even \"pics\". Heck, there may be a half dozen other places it would fit better than funny. \n \n Th... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,645 |
ObscureSaint | Generate the content for a reddit post Car seats are for cars. Pick up your kids and hold them, and put them on their tummy to play. Or prepare to get friendly with the helmets. | Plagiocephaly is also increasing due to the fact that babies aren't just on their back for sleep. We've invented these "fantastic" car seats that click into the car, and onto the shopping cart, and back into the car, and then onto a swing at home...
Kids these days can often go HOURS without being picked up, and are ... | Plagiocephaly is also increasing due to the fact that babies aren't just on their back for sleep. We've invented these "fantastic" car seats that click into the car, and onto the shopping cart, and back into the car, and then onto a swing at home...
Kids these days can often go HOURS without being picked up, and are ... | [
"Summary: Get involved in your community in a positive manner; don't try to change people through hate.\n\nPost: Does it really have to be \"change the law, or GTFO\"? \n The main point of my argument is just to get involved, not necessarily GTFO. If you have enough passion for a subject that it warrants private, i... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,646 |
PraxisLD | Generate the content for a reddit post It's a 3-d world, and your brain knows that . . . | Because you are staring at a tiny screen . . .
The screen size doesn't change when you hold it closer or further away. The amount of your vision it takes up may change, but the rest of your visual field still gives clues as to how far away the screen is held, and how big it is.
For example, holding it at arms lengt... | Because you are staring at a tiny screen . . .
The screen size doesn't change when you hold it closer or further away. The amount of your vision it takes up may change, but the rest of your visual field still gives clues as to how far away the screen is held, and how big it is.
For example, holding it at arms lengt... | [
"Summary: Motorcycles aren't dangerous, but people are.\n\nPost: Been riding 35 years and over 600,000 miles through North America, Europe, and Asia. Haven't owned a car for more than two decades. \n Motorcycles are not inherently dangerous. \n They are, however, quite unforgiving. \n Simply put, they're generally ... | 92 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,647 |
shaunsanders | Generate the content for a reddit post The DMCA allows websites to either get in the middle of a dispute between 2 people over copyrighted material or remove itself from the argument by taking the content down and allowing the parties to hash it out legally. | Imagine that you owned a kennel with thousands of dogs at any given point. You provide an important service to your community by watching their dogs, and many support the compassion you provide the animal. In fact, you allow your dogs to run free in your large, fenced backyard.
Unfortunately, while many of the dogs a... | Imagine that you owned a kennel with thousands of dogs at any given point. You provide an important service to your community by watching their dogs, and many support the compassion you provide the animal. In fact, you allow your dogs to run free in your large, fenced backyard.
Unfortunately, while many of the dogs a... | [
"Summary: The issue isn't proving it as much as it is communicating the likely probability that it is true to an uneducated public.\n\nPost: When it comes to science, it isn't as much about \"proving\" something as much as it is about accepting or rejecting a hypothesis. \n In general, when you attempt to solve a p... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,648 |
hobbitqueen | Generate the content for a reddit post This is neither the time nor the place for that kind of comment. | To borrow from /u/mysanityisrelative
Hey, I just wanted to let you know why you are getting downvoted. /r/MakeupAddiction is a sub for girls (and guys) to show off their makeup skills, ask makeup questions and otherwise talk about makeup stuff.
Comments which sexualize the OP, while the sentiment may be appreciated... | To borrow from /u/mysanityisrelative
Hey, I just wanted to let you know why you are getting downvoted. /r/MakeupAddiction is a sub for girls (and guys) to show off their makeup skills, ask makeup questions and otherwise talk about makeup stuff.
Comments which sexualize the OP, while the sentiment may be appreciated... | [
"Summary: burgundy.\n\nPost: So it was a love and beauty \"collection exclusive matte lipstick\" in a haloween-y box. It was two lipsticks, both with mirrors on the cases. Sadly, no labels on the lippys themselves. The box said one is burgundy and one is dark purple. The purple was waxy and generally bad but the bu... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,649 |
bubblebath_junkie | Generate the content for a reddit post tits are awesome, but dicks are great, too. | Welp, I'll jump in. When I say I'm bisexual, I do mean that I can (and have) formed legitimate, long-term relationships with members of both sexes. To be fair, I have dated more men than women (I'm female), maybe a ratio of 2 to 1, but that is partially because it's easier to stick with the social norm, especially in h... | Welp, I'll jump in. When I say I'm bisexual, I do mean that I can (and have) formed legitimate, long-term relationships with members of both sexes. To be fair, I have dated more men than women (I'm female), maybe a ratio of 2 to 1, but that is partially because it's easier to stick with the social norm, especially in h... | [
"Summary: FIVE BROKEN LAWS and not a fuck was given by that cop that day. I owe that man...\n\nPost: Once, my friend and I managed to break at least 5 laws at once: he was speeding, driving without his license, driving with a busted mirror, my friend had literally just smoked AND happened to have gone across state ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,650 |
reverendz | Generate the content for a reddit post if your teacher stinks and you're not grasping the material, take the extra initiative to work with the TA or study group. | Unfortunately that was my experience with engineering calculus I and II and more than a couple of first or second semester science classes when I was at school. The profs were absolutely terrible at explaining the material and in a couple of cases their contempt for having to teach introductory courses was evident.
... | Unfortunately that was my experience with engineering calculus I and II and more than a couple of first or second semester science classes when I was at school. The profs were absolutely terrible at explaining the material and in a couple of cases their contempt for having to teach introductory courses was evident.
... | [
"Summary: You'll know a lot sooner if a girl likes you if you're up front about what you want.\n\nPost: Honestly? It sounds like you have a pattern. Make your intentions known much sooner, and well before you start copping a feel. If they look like they're just playing and don't want to be physically intimate, d... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,651 |
intangible-tangerine | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're only allowed one wife and Jimmy-Bob across the street ignores the law and has a dozen, you're gonna be pissed, the law's gonna be pissed and all of a sudden that stuff your pastor is telling you about Jimmy Bob being a heretic is mighty interesting. | Mormons fit the widest definition of 'Christian' in that they believe that Jesus was the son of God made flesh and that he was the messiah and that he died to save us from our sins.
However, for many Christian groups, this is not sufficient. Belief in other aspects are also seen as pre-conditions for admittance in to... | Mormons fit the widest definition of 'Christian' in that they believe that Jesus was the son of God made flesh and that he was the messiah and that he died to save us from our sins.
However, for many Christian groups, this is not sufficient. Belief in other aspects are also seen as pre-conditions for admittance in to... | [
"Summary: It was made illegal in England (Scots law differed) because of killing oneself was considered a violation of 'thou shall not kill' it remained criminalized in some form in England until 1961. \n There was never a blanket law in the US, but some states did have their own laws against it, however it was nev... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,652 |
ANTI-PUGSLY | Generate the content for a reddit post Snobbiness affects every community. Stay humble. | them being a dick just hides their own insecurities because deep inside they are still running from the forever alone that brought them here in the first place.
This is something I've found in a lot of fields. Sometimes I would see a poor artist come through classes and leave extremely talented. Either they would rec... | them being a dick just hides their own insecurities because deep inside they are still running from the forever alone that brought them here in the first place.
This is something I've found in a lot of fields. Sometimes I would see a poor artist come through classes and leave extremely talented. Either they would rec... | [
"Summary: I have no idea what would help in a Bushwack.\n\nPost: I did a 6 or 7 mile bushwack recently, which was part of a 25 or so mile loop. We were in the Catskills. Man, I don't think a machete would've helped at all, even in that situation. First of all... \"leave no trace.\" Second, I would've probably cut m... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,653 |
dragneman | Generate the content for a reddit post I can walk the dinosaur | Sorry, I didn't realize that the example was in play. Gimme a sec.
Clocks. All analog clocks turn the same direction, unless designed specifically to do otherwise. Analog clocks in watches. Digital watches. Many digital watches made of plastic. Plastic: a petroleum based product. Petroleum: derived from prehistoric o... | Sorry, I didn't realize that the example was in play. Gimme a sec.
Clocks. All analog clocks turn the same direction, unless designed specifically to do otherwise. Analog clocks in watches. Digital watches. Many digital watches made of plastic. Plastic: a petroleum based product. Petroleum: derived from prehistoric o... | [
"Summary: sorry about the rants\n\nPost: I was pissy and ranted and its pretty incoherent. \n The root of my rant is some bitterness. I got a lot of flack in high school because I had no expressed sexual preference (I didn't want to date anyone, and wasn't attracted to anyone at the time). I was also very awkward, ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,654 |
ProphetCRW | Generate the content for a reddit post there is a parallel universe where Dead America is a Lowborn song and Dissenter is a Lowborn B-side and all are happy. | I think Dissenter is in there because its one last 'remember when we screamed in Feel Good Drag? well, we still got it and never lost it' moment.
that being said, I agree with a lot of people who feel like Dead American could have been on the Lowborn record. the four Devotion songs are definitely the bridge between V... | I think Dissenter is in there because its one last 'remember when we screamed in Feel Good Drag? well, we still got it and never lost it' moment.
that being said, I agree with a lot of people who feel like Dead American could have been on the Lowborn record. the four Devotion songs are definitely the bridge between V... | [
"Summary: Bungie made a 'unique snowflake' argument on armor and gear. Hasn't entirely delivered on that promise with Raid gear being the only way to reach max level in each level cap iteration. Warlocks especially worked over by their choices.\n\nPost: Bungie made arguments early on that with all the gear, shaders... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,655 |
TheTartanDervish | Generate the content for a reddit post after 2 years you have a lot of surprises ahead of you | I'm from Canada originally, I've lived here ten years including serving in the American military and taking out citizenship, and I still don't have a fair grasp on the American psyche. Just when I think I do, POOF, Santorum or some such nonsense. Sometimes Americans just get onto this whole Neo-Puritan kick, perhap... | I'm from Canada originally, I've lived here ten years including serving in the American military and taking out citizenship, and I still don't have a fair grasp on the American psyche. Just when I think I do, POOF, Santorum or some such nonsense. Sometimes Americans just get onto this whole Neo-Puritan kick, perhap... | [
"Summary: make sure \"I don't cook\" is her choice, not something she might be stuck with.\n\nPost: Just food for thought here - there may be a disability problem that prevents her cooking. I loved cooking but became disabled, among my many injuries was an \"invisible\" disability of arm/shoulder nerves gone haywir... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,656 |
technos | Generate the content for a reddit post Brought in to 'fix' an under-performing department. Found one guy had elected himself 'king', took it upon himself to micromanage and berate his co-workers with foul language, and then waited until they had gone home so he could steal their work product for himself and earn overti... | Not the biggest, but.
Company I'd worked for in the past had set up a new archival department, and they were sucking ass. Three people were doing only 60% of the work they were supposed to, they were running into overtime, and things were going missing. I was brought in temporarily to figure out the problem and get t... | Not the biggest, but.
Company I'd worked for in the past had set up a new archival department, and they were sucking ass. Three people were doing only 60% of the work they were supposed to, they were running into overtime, and things were going missing. I was brought in temporarily to figure out the problem and get t... | [
"Summary: Sales guy thought he needed 'the internet' to access the company web page.\n\nPost: It isn't. I had a user ask for the same thing, only he wanted it on a CD. \n \"Hey, can I get the internet on a disk?\"\n\"No. Too big.\"\n\"I mean a CD thing, my laptop has one. I know it would never fit on a floppy.\"\n\... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,657 |
megantron2984 | Generate the content for a reddit post Basically, to help calm my nerves, have any of you had pms symptoms including food aversions, major heartburn, and inability to sleep/get comfy? Should I expect the worst from my period this month?
Update: I don't have much of an update right now. I called my doctor and she told... | I've been off of birth control for almost a year, and in January I got into a relationship with a really great guy. Being off of bc has been sort of an issue. My pms symptoms vary, but my period always started within the scheduled 4 days that it is supposed to. SO and I have regular sex with condoms, but in the shower ... | I've been off of birth control for almost a year, and in January I got into a relationship with a really great guy. Being off of bc has been sort of an issue. My pms symptoms vary, but my period always started within the scheduled 4 days that it is supposed to. SO and I have regular sex with condoms, but in the shower ... | [
"Summary: Former best friend and asshole husband abused my kittens, while spoiling their own.\n\nPost: I had two kittens I was keeping out of a litter of 7 that my momma cat had. My best friend adopted two of them. I had to move out of my apartment, and while I was temporarily looking for a home, she agreed to take... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,658 |
Soyance | Generate the content for a reddit post t-rex mode, no longer t-rex mode. | I was 16, 5'7 and weighing 210 pounds. I was decently strong for my age and everything but I was super t rex mode with no muscle definition at all. 3 plate squat, 2 plate bench, 1 plate powerclean but my strength coach never incorporated deadlift for whatever reason. I hated how I looked so I tried P90x for one summer ... | I was 16, 5'7 and weighing 210 pounds. I was decently strong for my age and everything but I was super t rex mode with no muscle definition at all. 3 plate squat, 2 plate bench, 1 plate powerclean but my strength coach never incorporated deadlift for whatever reason. I hated how I looked so I tried P90x for one summer ... | [
"Summary: 80% leg day at high-ish reps, then speed training. FML.\n\nPost: I'll never forget one summer strength and conditioning workout that I did when I played football in high school. We did one hour of lifting and one hour of conditioning or skills stuff. \n Anyways, this was power and speed/conditioning day. ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,659 |
CatchingTheWorm | Generate the content for a reddit post I walked to the playground and scared the shit out of my mother. | When I was a young lass of four and two-quarters (my mom has me saying that on video) I decided one day I wanted to see if I could fit between the slats on our back porch. (Our porch was a foot off the ground and completely "secure" with a gate I couldn't open and didn't care to anyway)
I could! So now I'm in our com... | When I was a young lass of four and two-quarters (my mom has me saying that on video) I decided one day I wanted to see if I could fit between the slats on our back porch. (Our porch was a foot off the ground and completely "secure" with a gate I couldn't open and didn't care to anyway)
I could! So now I'm in our com... | [
"Summary: My dad is a bad-ass and saved my stupid 4-year old life.\n\nPost: Similar story - four year old me swimming in the pool with my Dad. He goes to the deep end to do some laps and since I was an angel child (seriously, I did whatever the told me...no idea why but I seriously didn't break any rules until coll... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,660 |
j0a3k | Generate the content for a reddit post read what you post, it actually says the opposite of your claim within the first section of your link | The source you listed states that the scientific consensus is that rape leads to pregnancy at the same rate as consensual intercourse, and some studies have actually suggested that the rate may be higher. In fact it quotes a 2003 study where the rape conception rate was around 7% while consensual intercourse resulted ... | The source you listed states that the scientific consensus is that rape leads to pregnancy at the same rate as consensual intercourse, and some studies have actually suggested that the rate may be higher. In fact it quotes a 2003 study where the rape conception rate was around 7% while consensual intercourse resulted ... | [
"Summary: servers get paid WAY less than the regular minimum wage and rely on tips as basic income, this isn't the best system, but it unquestionably IS the system we use regardless of whether you like it or not, and not tipping only hurts the victims of the system\n\nPost: You know why your argument is wrong? Ser... | 65 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,661 |
Kumquatodor | Generate the content for a reddit post Unless characters are literally billions of times stronger than they appear, this isn't possible .
For funzies: I personally think SSJ 3 Goku's power level is closer to Twenty Billion (I'll explain why if you want to know).
If I'm right, Goku can put out 52,000,000,000,000,000... | Impossible. Even if a normal person could utilize all their ki, well, watch.
It takes about 50 quadrillion megatons of TNT to destroy Earth. That's 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of TNT.
1/3,600 (a normal person was 1/3600 of first-appearance Vegeta) of that is 13 trillion megatons of TNT. That's 13,000,000,... | Impossible. Even if a normal person could utilize all their ki, well, watch.
It takes about 50 quadrillion megatons of TNT to destroy Earth. That's 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of TNT.
1/3,600 (a normal person was 1/3600 of first-appearance Vegeta) of that is 13 trillion megatons of TNT. That's 13,000,000,... | [
"Summary: SA is on a whole other level of insane, as evidenced when he soloed like 5 universes full of modern heroes. With ease.\n\nPost: There was a story where the DC multiverse fought an evil Silver-Age Superman. DC lost. \n You don't understand how powerful SA Supes was. Modern heroes are ridiculous, yes, but t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,662 |
Anglaceandwhiskey | Generate the content for a reddit post Have sex before marriage so you don't end up stuck with a miserable sex life. | I spent my teenage years telling myself to wait for the man I would marry. Once I started dating someone seriously at age 19 and we discussed wanting to marry eventually, I decided it was okay because we loved each other. We had sex and eventually got married.
The awkward thing was that I wasn't satisfied sexually by... | I spent my teenage years telling myself to wait for the man I would marry. Once I started dating someone seriously at age 19 and we discussed wanting to marry eventually, I decided it was okay because we loved each other. We had sex and eventually got married.
The awkward thing was that I wasn't satisfied sexually by... | [
"Summary: Michael Jordan is a huge twatwaffle.\n\nPost: He's notorious for talking a huge amount of shit to everyone and thinking that he is far above anyone and everyone. \nHe refuses to acknowledge the talent and skill of any other basketball player, insisting that they'll never be as good as he is, they'll neve... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,663 |
Biomortis | Generate the content for a reddit post math fucks with us just because it can | It's kind of hard to grasp the concept that everything is controlled and manipulated by some sort of overseer/system admin/deity. Sure, it might be, but it is unlikely. Given how everything is math, it could be that while infinity as an abstract concept exists, in reality, it might not. We don't know 100% that if yo... | It's kind of hard to grasp the concept that everything is controlled and manipulated by some sort of overseer/system admin/deity. Sure, it might be, but it is unlikely. Given how everything is math, it could be that while infinity as an abstract concept exists, in reality, it might not. We don't know 100% that if yo... | [
"Summary: Keep the ice the hell away from anything old enough to legally have a relationship with.\n\nPost: Ice is a great way to make almost anything drinkable. \n Do this as an experiment. Open a room temperature Coke. Taste it and really pay attention to the various flavors. You get citrus, cocoa, caramel, va... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,664 |
OwMyBoatingArm | Generate the content for a reddit post Perception is reality, in politics and real life. It sucks, but it appears to be how the world works. | If there is racial discrimination underlying the fact that people with black names get called back less, don't you think that discrimination will continue to have an effect when the black person comes in for an interview and they are, you know, black?
I'm not sure. With respect to names, I imagine it has to do with ... | If there is racial discrimination underlying the fact that people with black names get called back less, don't you think that discrimination will continue to have an effect when the black person comes in for an interview and they are, you know, black?
I'm not sure. With respect to names, I imagine it has to do with ... | [
"Summary: gun ownership is going up based on population data, polling data, and permit data. How much is up to debate... but reasonable analysis puts current gun ownership between 90 to 100 million Americans over the age of 18 and rising.\n\nPost: This is part of a commonly used misleading statistic: In actually t... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,665 |
zslayer89 | Generate the content for a reddit post SAVE THE DATE, JOIN US!
As always, if you have questions/comments/concerns please post them below. | So after asking for some input (of which we got little, though that input was still helpful) I'm going to be putting up weekly live watch threads for the sub.
What is this?
Well, unlike most shows V:LD does not air at a specific time. This means that doing weekly postings was more difficult because there was no set... | So after asking for some input (of which we got little, though that input was still helpful) I'm going to be putting up weekly live watch threads for the sub.
What is this?
Well, unlike most shows V:LD does not air at a specific time. This means that doing weekly postings was more difficult because there was no set... | [
"Summary: Played JAYORO(JAYORA) for half an hour. My monado boy and mewtwo were too strong and made him super salty. Also spiked little mac.\n\nPost: Most memorable for glory moment actually happened last night. I was playing this guy JAYORA(or JAYORO). Anyway his connection had noticeable lag, but he was a nooby p... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,666 |
regeya | Generate the content for a reddit post whatever | Ah, yes, Ah, well, See, The Thing Is...
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"Summary: I'm pretty sure that, if I could make $40k as a freelancer, or $18k at McDonald's, my wife would go for the latter because it's a \"job\"\n\nPost: Ah, now I get to blow off some steam. On Reddit, because if I actually do this to my wife, I'll probably end up single. \n Back when I first quit my job, I ha... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,667 |
Flashnewb | Generate the content for a reddit post A dead fish stopped me from doing a Steve Irwin ten years before he did. | Australian here. I was about 12, lying in a creek while on holiday. The water level was just high enough that I could lie down with my face sticking out to breathe if I raised my neck just a little. Cool, right?
As I'm lying there something bumps into the side of my face. I look, and it is the head of a fish. Yuck. I... | Australian here. I was about 12, lying in a creek while on holiday. The water level was just high enough that I could lie down with my face sticking out to breathe if I raised my neck just a little. Cool, right?
As I'm lying there something bumps into the side of my face. I look, and it is the head of a fish. Yuck. I... | [
"Summary: two students always argue in my class; turns out they're not enemies but lovers, just like in a movie.\n\nPost: Actually watched two students fall in love. \n I was a class tutor for one semester at my university, which is basically the pity job they give you if you're carrying on your education and are t... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,668 |
HumanMilkshake | Generate the content for a reddit post Wrapping up A+, no idea what I want to do next, really need out of current job. Is it a bad idea for me to do tech support while I sort out the next step in my career in IT? What are other job options with only an A+
Bonus question The tech company I'm contracted with is heavil... | I'm currently a security guard contracted to work at a tech company, (I'm just a contractor) which has gotten me interested in working in IT. I've spent the last few months studying for the A+, and plan on testing for it in a few weeks.
But, I have no idea what I want to do after that. I expected that when I started ... | I'm currently a security guard contracted to work at a tech company, (I'm just a contractor) which has gotten me interested in working in IT. I've spent the last few months studying for the A+, and plan on testing for it in a few weeks.
But, I have no idea what I want to do after that. I expected that when I started ... | [
"Summary: about 9 grand assuming Senate, Congress, non-voting members that get no love, subscription rate and only Hustler itself\n\nPost: I'm going to assume 2014 prices. The changes in price probably mirrored inflation, so I doubt I'll be off by much. \n There are problems with ambiquity in this question: are we ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,669 |
VonSnoe | Generate the content for a reddit post Det Kina vill ha är en fortsättning på status quo för att försöka hålla liv i en angränsande kommunist stat så länge som möjligt för att förhindra ett enat demokratiskt Korea där USA har ett stort inflytande jämfört med Kina. Ett enat Korea skulle antagligen leda till ökande demok... | Man kan göra en jämförelse med den pakten gentemot den som Argentina hade med USA när man de initierade Falklandskriget. Den Argentinska militärjuntan förväntade sig på allvar att USA skulle ställa sig på deras sida framför britterna på grund utav ett samarbetsavtal som diverse länder i Nord- och Sydamerika ingått med ... | Man kan göra en jämförelse med den pakten gentemot den som Argentina hade med USA när man de initierade Falklandskriget. Den Argentinska militärjuntan förväntade sig på allvar att USA skulle ställa sig på deras sida framför britterna på grund utav ett samarbetsavtal som diverse länder i Nord- och Sydamerika ingått med ... | [
"Summary: Iran has no friends that would want to help them and Israel is homeboy with the western superpowers.\n\nPost: If Iran is getting nukes or not i dont know but it makes perfect sense for Israel to attack Iran at this time. \n Jordan wont help Iran, Egypt is busying electing leaders and has already vowed to ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,670 |
NAS89 | Generate the content for a reddit post I respect the hell out of people who can live in really bad situations and still survive day in and day out. | My fiance grew up in Scientology. (I'm sorry, it's a Scientology post...)
Her mom and Dad were lifers, and "high ranking". She grew up in a very expensive area and was on Staff. Other than the raping, probably the worst story she ever told me was her rice and beans story.
As staff, she was making $50 a week. Workin... | My fiance grew up in Scientology. (I'm sorry, it's a Scientology post...)
Her mom and Dad were lifers, and "high ranking". She grew up in a very expensive area and was on Staff. Other than the raping, probably the worst story she ever told me was her rice and beans story.
As staff, she was making $50 a week. Workin... | [
"Summary: co-worker killed two people, went to jail for one.\n\nPost: I didn't, but a co-worker of mine has killed two people. Both are not necessarily his fault, I suppose, but regardless. \n About fifteen years ago, he got in a drunken bar fight in South Carolina. He wasn't drunk, his assailant was. They got into... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,671 |
daveklok | Generate the content for a reddit post best rogue spec? Ideal rotation? What is the stat priority? | I haven't played my Rogue since early MoP, and I wanna know what spec is best. I like subtlety the most, but I want to own in BG's once I hit 89. Then for leveling what's the best spec and rotation to taking down mobs and players ASAP? Like, what does the most damage? And what stats should I focus on? | I haven't played my Rogue since early MoP, and I wanna know what spec is best. I like subtlety the most, but I want to own in BG's once I hit 89. Then for leveling what's the best spec and rotation to taking down mobs and players ASAP? Like, what does the most damage? And what stats should I focus on? | [
"Summary: don't rob a gas station, ya fuckin slag. \n A: it's not worth the little amount of money we actually have \n B: usually we have a silent button to call the police automatically \n C: either we'll pull out a gun on you too or mace your ass, that or the cops will be there by the time you walk out the doors.... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,672 |
Tgs91 | Generate the content for a reddit post Do you want nazis? Because that's how you get nazis | Well right now in 2014 we are still feeling the after math of the 2008 financial crisis. The results would be similar but I think far more severe if student debt were erased. Eventually the economy would recover but it could take a long time. And long periods of economic hardship will make people angry with the governm... | Well right now in 2014 we are still feeling the after math of the 2008 financial crisis. The results would be similar but I think far more severe if student debt were erased. Eventually the economy would recover but it could take a long time. And long periods of economic hardship will make people angry with the governm... | [
"Summary: A description of the economic impact of erasing student debt. It took me a while so please read it \n Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger\n\nPost: Ignoring the difficulty of pulling this off, I'm going to take you through why it is a bad idea, even though it sounds great. \n A loan is considered an a... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,673 |
Salyangoz | Generate the content for a reddit post dont downvote. )
EDIT: "I" can't prove it. I'm not saying it hasn't been disproved/proved. "I" can't prove it. Its like I've drawn a Hz. Muhammed or something jeez. | I know circumsition is healthy, but I can't prove it.
I know I'll get downvoted for this, but I can't prove it (now that I've written this many may downvote me because of my second sentence so I can't prove it unless you state why you downvoted me in the first place. But then again you'd be proving me, not me proving... | I know circumsition is healthy, but I can't prove it.
I know I'll get downvoted for this, but I can't prove it (now that I've written this many may downvote me because of my second sentence so I can't prove it unless you state why you downvoted me in the first place. But then again you'd be proving me, not me proving... | [
"Summary: Developers and publishers are different aspects of the gaming business. E.g. Ubisoft and Mojang arent reigned over the same way.\n\nPost: As a developer I'd like to clear something up; unless its an indie studio we basically have no say on what we make. If the 'business' people (wannabe wolfs of wallstree... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,674 |
couchjitsu | Generate the content for a reddit post 6 people in a 2 door hatchback, on a 6 hour day trip to see a cave that was closed. | Not super long in terms of miles or really even time, but this definitely counts.
My parents had gotten divorced when I was 11. About 2 years later my dad is dating a woman (who later became my step-mom) who has 2 kids, so there are 4 total (my sister, me, her daughter and her son.) It was labor day weekend and they... | Not super long in terms of miles or really even time, but this definitely counts.
My parents had gotten divorced when I was 11. About 2 years later my dad is dating a woman (who later became my step-mom) who has 2 kids, so there are 4 total (my sister, me, her daughter and her son.) It was labor day weekend and they... | [
"Summary: Sister made pudding with bad milk, I got sick and now obsessively check milk dates.\n\nPost: Milk from the refrigerator. \n I was in 4th grade. My sister made some chocolate pudding, the type you just mix in milk and set in the fridge for a little bit. We're eating it, and she says she doesn't think he... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,675 |
Ekanselttar | Generate the content for a reddit post Play ARAB. | All the time. Got my first penta in ARAB on Kog'Maw. Also got a quadra with my passive. Two best moments of my LoL career. Anyways, for anyone who likes ARAM, you'll love ARAB. It's got a lot of things going for it that really cover the weaknesses of ARAM as a game mode.
For one thing, it's less binary - you can't pr... | All the time. Got my first penta in ARAB on Kog'Maw. Also got a quadra with my passive. Two best moments of my LoL career. Anyways, for anyone who likes ARAM, you'll love ARAB. It's got a lot of things going for it that really cover the weaknesses of ARAM as a game mode.
For one thing, it's less binary - you can't pr... | [
"Summary: Lux, Kayle, Jayce, Jax, or Vayne, in order of decreasing likelihood.\n\nPost: I know Riot wants the skin to be something people will actually use, but they start working on it fairly early (pretty sure it's in production right now), so it's going to be a champion that they predict will have enduring popul... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,676 |
PrettyCoolGuy | Generate the content for a reddit post No one really knows why we feel the way we do. I think it is a combo of nature & nurture. Even if it was discovered tomorrow that it is all "just a choice", that wouldn't matter a bit to me. Everyone deserves dignity, regardless of who they are or why they are who they are! | I've got my own thing going on. I think identity is a process and I think it is different for different people. Using myself as a starting point, I had no sexuality during my elementary years. I didn't know about sex. I didn't think about sex. To say that I was born one particular way and was always and forever that w... | I've got my own thing going on. I think identity is a process and I think it is different for different people. Using myself as a starting point, I had no sexuality during my elementary years. I didn't know about sex. I didn't think about sex. To say that I was born one particular way and was always and forever that w... | [
"Summary: you guys are fucking scary as shit.\n\nPost: There are a lot of problems with the red pill \n \n These guys don't believe in marital rape. \n \n They openly admit that they employ gas lighting and other forms of psychological and emotional abuse to control \"their\" women. \n \n They love that \"dark tria... | 71 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,677 |
px1999 | Generate the content for a reddit post most people don't need full graphics at full speed all the time. Only graphics-related stuff has the risk of the technology shifting, and even that's usually quite unlikely because it's just numbers that go up (usually predictably) and not fundamental methods of rendering changin... | There are a few things that make it easier:
Technological growth is pretty predictable. CPUs, GPUs, chipsets etc themselves take a long time to actually design and build.
You only need the hardware to be consumer level when you release. When you're working on a game, you're using powerful machines.
Companies ... | There are a few things that make it easier:
Technological growth is pretty predictable. CPUs, GPUs, chipsets etc themselves take a long time to actually design and build.
You only need the hardware to be consumer level when you release. When you're working on a game, you're using powerful machines.
Companies ... | [
"Summary: buy the book, read (\"study\") the book and rote-learn the book and the tests are easy. If you have a bad memory, the tests are reasonably difficult because answers are usually close enough that they'll all look familiar to a competent dev (but maybe with one piece missing). \n I'm not sure if they're of... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,678 |
OShaughnessy | Generate the content for a reddit post There's good hazing & bad hazing. | so is hazing like when you humiliate someone?
No, not necessarily? Well, at least not in a way that is truly hurtful...
Hazing or rights of passage are found everywhere & undoubtedly help us form social bonds.
For example, in professional sports many rookies are required to carry the veterans luggage, or wear ... | so is hazing like when you humiliate someone?
No, not necessarily? Well, at least not in a way that is truly hurtful...
Hazing or rights of passage are found everywhere & undoubtedly help us form social bonds.
For example, in professional sports many rookies are required to carry the veterans luggage, or wear ... | [
"Summary: Fantasy Pro's doesn't create its own rankings pre se; it merely aggregates other's projections\n\nPost: wisdom of the crowd\" is more accurate than the so-called experts \n Mate, this isn't the point of our exchange... at all. \n Let me be very clear here... \n When asked the question:\n> Which website,... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,679 |
sylver_dragon | Generate the content for a reddit post Start networking, and not the TCP/IP kind. Knowing people can get your foot in the door. Eventually, you'll have the 3-5 years experience which companies want for entry level positions | you need to socialize with people in the trade (not easy, since we're not social, but you get the idea), because then its as easy as someone saying "oh I met a cool guy named X and he's looking for a gig".
This really is the easiest in road. "Who you know" can be much more important than "what you know".
My very f... | you need to socialize with people in the trade (not easy, since we're not social, but you get the idea), because then its as easy as someone saying "oh I met a cool guy named X and he's looking for a gig".
This really is the easiest in road. "Who you know" can be much more important than "what you know".
My very f... | [
"Summary: Tried it, it went ok.\n\nPost: I've only used my BT keyboard for playing around on the Webtop for the Atrix; however, it worked just fine. I have a Logitech MX5000 keyboard and an Atrix with the hacked webtop to run on any HDMI device. Pairing works just fine. Typing seemed to be as good as when I have ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,680 |
metamorphosis | Generate the content for a reddit post fashion was a fight between immigrants (Lebanese mostly,but anyone who was a bit darker) and Australian extremists) I think this was a big minus for Croatian community and Croats in Australia...and honestly it enforces the image of Croats being neo nazis. very bad.
Also this
I... | Oh boy a long one.
I was born in Kosovo (Yugoslavia then) moved to Australia in 1999.
Due to having an extended and mixed family I grew up in true Yugoslav Spirit. (bratsvo i jeditsvo lol)
First thing I noticed when I came here was the division between communities. Like, really really strong division. Chetnici vs... | Oh boy a long one.
I was born in Kosovo (Yugoslavia then) moved to Australia in 1999.
Due to having an extended and mixed family I grew up in true Yugoslav Spirit. (bratsvo i jeditsvo lol)
First thing I noticed when I came here was the division between communities. Like, really really strong division. Chetnici vs... | [
"Summary: Not everything said by old men in the robes is wise\n\nPost: Oh, yes, live by this quote and good luck if you have any legal trouble. \n Not to mention that your truth becomes nothing but a rumor and there re many examples in history where truth was buried by the amount of lies , and where eventually d... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,681 |
retardrabbit | Generate the content for a reddit post this time. | Not much, sounds like you handled it well. I have friends in law enforcement, none of whom would have given you guff for that, however these same friends refer to most other cops as "blunt instruments". Figure most of these guys are dumb jocks (most, mind you, not all by any means) who, unfortunately in some cases, hav... | Not much, sounds like you handled it well. I have friends in law enforcement, none of whom would have given you guff for that, however these same friends refer to most other cops as "blunt instruments". Figure most of these guys are dumb jocks (most, mind you, not all by any means) who, unfortunately in some cases, hav... | [
"Summary: I believe it is actual wrought iron in the fence, but the gate may be of different construction. What's a telltale sign for wrought iron (I imagine it's subject to magentism,but what about corrosion? \n EDIT: Thanks for taking the time to help a fool out.\n\nPost: I believe so. The house is from the twent... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,682 |
BeerInTheBabySeat | Generate the content for a reddit post creepy 55 year old man arranges a meeting between me and Jenn from CAH | Mine had to be a few months ago. It was winter break. A few days after Christmas, I wanted to get away. So I told my dad that I was going to a friend's house for a couple days and he bought it. So here I was with barely a windbreaker walking Route 6. I stop for a rest near Lisbon, IL, when a man offers me a ride. We go... | Mine had to be a few months ago. It was winter break. A few days after Christmas, I wanted to get away. So I told my dad that I was going to a friend's house for a couple days and he bought it. So here I was with barely a windbreaker walking Route 6. I stop for a rest near Lisbon, IL, when a man offers me a ride. We go... | [
"Summary: officially became a sports fan in sub-zero tempartures in the middle of the night after witnessing cannibalism right in front of me\n\nPost: Week 16 of 2009. Bears and Vikings on Monday Night. It was my first year really into sports (and football for that matter). I was 11. Christmas morning, I'm just chi... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,683 |
angel14995 | Generate the content for a reddit post Free health, damage from resistances, and a pretty powerful kit make it close to impossible to hurt him without jungler assistance. | People say Malphite counters most top lanes but I don't really see how
The reason for this is that most, if not all, of the top-lane champions are Physical damage based. Because of this, Malphite will then build armor. But that armor building is dual-purpose -- his Ground Slam (E) currently scales at a .3 Total Armor... | People say Malphite counters most top lanes but I don't really see how
The reason for this is that most, if not all, of the top-lane champions are Physical damage based. Because of this, Malphite will then build armor. But that armor building is dual-purpose -- his Ground Slam (E) currently scales at a .3 Total Armor... | [
"Summary: If you boycott SCG you have to boycott them as a whole. That includes their weekly tournaments all over. If they stop offering those tournaments, if that acceptable to the community?\n\nPost: I think the issue here is the power that they still hold over the community. Right now, I know that I don't use th... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,684 |
the1nonlyevilelmo | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck you. If you don't like someone, stop drawing so much attention to him, but just disregard their music. Or worse, stop going with the flow just because it's "cool" to hate on someone you've never even met.
Not directed at 1 person, directed at everyone who after like 3 years... | Seriously guys, cut that shit the fuck out.
What has he done to upset everyone so much?
Is it the million dollars he makes that you'll never come close to?
Is it the fame you'll never experience? Is it the fact that he accomplished his life dreams at 16?
The fact that millions of girls adore him?
Is your problem wit... | Seriously guys, cut that shit the fuck out.
What has he done to upset everyone so much?
Is it the million dollars he makes that you'll never come close to?
Is it the fame you'll never experience? Is it the fact that he accomplished his life dreams at 16?
The fact that millions of girls adore him?
Is your problem wit... | [
"Summary: creepy redditor trying to say something nice.\n\nPost: In all fairness, and partially his defence, if we were on a date and I were to find out you're a single mom and we get along, I would try to reassure you that that would not inhibit my interest in you as a person despite any relationship that may or m... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,685 |
ShinyMetalBum | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck politics. | Well, there goes the unseriousness...
Anyway, on the one hand, the minister is correct in saying that subsidies should be given to the truly deserving. If - if - his nemesis Frusis Lebi can indeed function as well as a person without a handicap, then why not give the subsidies to someone who can't function as we... | Well, there goes the unseriousness...
Anyway, on the one hand, the minister is correct in saying that subsidies should be given to the truly deserving. If - if - his nemesis Frusis Lebi can indeed function as well as a person without a handicap, then why not give the subsidies to someone who can't function as we... | [
"Summary: The real story behind this is basically politics.\n\nPost: If Malaysia has one of the highest rainfalls in the world, where is the water going? \n Firstly, although Malaysia has one of the highest rainfalls in the world, it also has a dry season that takes place more or less over the summer months. Durin... | 99 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,686 |
esdraelon | Generate the content for a reddit post Krugman didn't do his research in monetary theory, and it shows. | This is the same man who thought we should have a bubble in the housing market to fix the dot-com crash:
And I quoth the great master:
"To fight this recession the Fed needs more than a snapback; it needs soaring household spending to offset moribund business investment. And to do that, as Paul McCulley of Pimco pu... | This is the same man who thought we should have a bubble in the housing market to fix the dot-com crash:
And I quoth the great master:
"To fight this recession the Fed needs more than a snapback; it needs soaring household spending to offset moribund business investment. And to do that, as Paul McCulley of Pimco pu... | [
"Summary: My Indian spirit animal is a leatherman. \n EDIT: URL fix.\n\nPost: True story time: \n I had rented a 26' Penske, and had over-loaded it. One of my friends had a van and an overloaded U-Haul trailer, like this: \n His van had too much gear in it to haul the U-Haul, so I hauled it on my Penske. \n We dro... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,687 |
NinetiesGuy | Generate the content for a reddit post So long Wash, thanks for the memories. | Wash is not and never will be a good manager on the field. Everyone knows that. His selling point is that players (supposedly) want to play for him and he gets the most out of them. But with two collapses in two years, you can argue that even his strengths aren't good. If those intangibles can't get the team better tha... | Wash is not and never will be a good manager on the field. Everyone knows that. His selling point is that players (supposedly) want to play for him and he gets the most out of them. But with two collapses in two years, you can argue that even his strengths aren't good. If those intangibles can't get the team better tha... | [
"Summary: Most keto foods seems to work well together, so just throw whatever you have in a bowl and mix it up.\n\nPost: I just threw a few leftovers together last night and it turned out really well and will probably be my go-to meal for a while: \n \n Cilantro cauliflower rice \n Italian sausage, crumbled \n Baco... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,688 |
ryanvango | Generate the content for a reddit post I will never participate in the push for converting $1 bills to $1 coins again. | I was using the $1 sacagawea coin for tips. Usually people like them, but I tried using them at the BX (like a walmart on military bases) and they made me go to customer service. I decided to go home and get some more to avoid future confusion, so I brought a couple rolls to customer service to exchange for 2 $20. The ... | I was using the $1 sacagawea coin for tips. Usually people like them, but I tried using them at the BX (like a walmart on military bases) and they made me go to customer service. I decided to go home and get some more to avoid future confusion, so I brought a couple rolls to customer service to exchange for 2 $20. The ... | [
"Summary: ninja mask + naruto headband - other clothes = my marriage\n\nPost: I did this a couple years ago to drive my wife insane. I had been watching Naruto relentlessly for like 3 days, and she wanted it to stop. while she was at work I gave myself a ninja mask, then made a headband, wrapped tinfoil around the ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,689 |
catamorphism | Generate the content for a reddit post If you want your users to report bugs, then treat them as if you value their opinions. | I've contributed to Haskell projects in the past. I don't anymore because I'm working on a Ph.D and my work for that tends to be disjoint from anything the open-source Haskell community is interested in. In what remains of my free time, I like to do things like singing and going skating that keep me sane enough to go b... | I've contributed to Haskell projects in the past. I don't anymore because I'm working on a Ph.D and my work for that tends to be disjoint from anything the open-source Haskell community is interested in. In what remains of my free time, I like to do things like singing and going skating that keep me sane enough to go b... | [
"Summary: When someone asks \"why do women feel like (X)?\", it's not because of cynicism that some of us expect the answer that the OP is looking for to be anything other than \"because they apply exactly the same cognitive and emotional procedures as men do, but starting from a different set of axioms\".\n\nP... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,690 |
toqer | Generate the content for a reddit post So ya, it's sort of a good safety tip to know what to do in a dog attack. Keep your hands high, and don't tug away. | Probably not appropriate for the thread, but if ever you're attacked by a dog (random, non police), several things you can do (which this guy did)
Never let the dog get a hold on your hand. They will clamp down, and you're screwed.
If a dog does get a hold of your hand, or any other body part, fight your natura... | Probably not appropriate for the thread, but if ever you're attacked by a dog (random, non police), several things you can do (which this guy did)
Never let the dog get a hold on your hand. They will clamp down, and you're screwed.
If a dog does get a hold of your hand, or any other body part, fight your natura... | [
"Summary: I don't see the logic of downvoting miner wars mentions and upvoting freespace mentions when freespace and descent had 2 completely different play mechanics.\n\nPost: I don't know why the FUCK people are downvoting the two mentions of Miner wars I see in this thread... OK.. Let me trash on the whole god d... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,691 |
jefusan | Generate the content for a reddit post First two books: books > movies, Third and fourth: books = movies, The rest: books < movies | I really didn't like the first two, but then, the books were more shallow and kid-like, too. The first two movies didn't add anything but awkward staging and mediocre, brightly lit CGI. The Chris Columbus movies were both disappointments, beyond the excellent casting.
The Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire were m... | I really didn't like the first two, but then, the books were more shallow and kid-like, too. The first two movies didn't add anything but awkward staging and mediocre, brightly lit CGI. The Chris Columbus movies were both disappointments, beyond the excellent casting.
The Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire were m... | [
"Summary: Never stop questioning your assumptions.\n\nPost: Here's the Wikipedia history of the concept of [privilege]( with some emphasis added by me: \n > The concept of privilege dates back to 1910 when American sociologist and historian W. E. B. Du Bois published the essay The Souls of White Folks, in which he ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,692 |
IAmA_Kitty_AMA | Generate the content for a reddit post Your options are stay longer to take classes (at current or at CC,) or to finish and do a post-bacc. Finishing will give you more financial means to pursue medicine more earnestly so I think that makes the most sense. CC will likely not be competitive. | I was a post-bacc with no science courses. I would say your two options considering that you have no sciences done at all is either to extend your stay at college by at minimum 2 years to get in the pre-med courses or go the post-bacc route. I would generally agree that you do not want to be taking all of your scienc... | I was a post-bacc with no science courses. I would say your two options considering that you have no sciences done at all is either to extend your stay at college by at minimum 2 years to get in the pre-med courses or go the post-bacc route. I would generally agree that you do not want to be taking all of your scienc... | [
"Summary: Peyton is that good. The Broncos are that good, (and balanced enough offensively to prevent us from loading one side or the other,) and the Eagles secondary is that bad that they are forced to play soft against the threats that the Broncos had. There's not a lot you can do except hope for better man cov... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,693 |
pwnies | Generate the content for a reddit post colemak if you arent planning on switching between layouts often, dvorak if you are. | Depends if you're switching keyboard layouts a lot. I've learned both, but I eventually stuck with dvorak for long typing sessions (i.e. letters, papers, etc). However, since so many applications have their hotkeys keyed to the left hand on a qwerty keyboard, I've found that it's a bit hard to use dvorak for that. As s... | Depends if you're switching keyboard layouts a lot. I've learned both, but I eventually stuck with dvorak for long typing sessions (i.e. letters, papers, etc). However, since so many applications have their hotkeys keyed to the left hand on a qwerty keyboard, I've found that it's a bit hard to use dvorak for that. As s... | [
"Summary: I'm an expert in this field, ama \n Edit: created a AMA thread here:\n\nPost: Hey guys, I work for Microsoft's voice reco devision. The siri technology is nothing new, it's just very nicely packaged. That said, there's a ton of stuff going on behind the scenes as well. Adding in awareness is no easy feat,... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,694 |
Points_out_shit | Generate the content for a reddit post Caught girlfriend sending risque pics to both me and another guy in a group message. I had a smart phone, she did not, hence why she didn't know this happened. | My sophomore year in highschool, I started dating this freshman. She was a cheerleader, and i was a band geek, so i thought I was on top of the world. Fast forward three years, I'm a freshman in college and she's a senior. We start sexting and I ask her for some pics. No biggie, this kind of thin happened before. She g... | My sophomore year in highschool, I started dating this freshman. She was a cheerleader, and i was a band geek, so i thought I was on top of the world. Fast forward three years, I'm a freshman in college and she's a senior. We start sexting and I ask her for some pics. No biggie, this kind of thin happened before. She g... | [
"Summary: 15/16 is alright. Barely old enough to know how babies are made (12/13) ain't right. And IMO, part of this has to do with the parents and how the children are/were raised.\n\nPost: For me, that depends on how \"under age\" they are. When I first started bangin' I was 16 and my gf was 15. In the great mitt... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,695 |
I_Tuck_It_In_My_Sock | Generate the content for a reddit post You're arguing wrong" is not something I care to argue. I am not arguing how to argue with you. That's just fucking stupid. | Again, you have completely avoided any relevant conversation. You have done nothing but attack me personally, presented nothing to the contrary, and flat out ignored anything presented to you. No, I am not going to put together a dissertation with hours of researched material for you to review. Unfortunately there is n... | Again, you have completely avoided any relevant conversation. You have done nothing but attack me personally, presented nothing to the contrary, and flat out ignored anything presented to you. No, I am not going to put together a dissertation with hours of researched material for you to review. Unfortunately there is n... | [
"Summary: I'm married.\n\nPost: Ok. First, this does go in a bit of the other direction I've flown in this thread. I've been on both sides of this equation, and I totally feel the plight of the people who don't want to be tagged as bad people for \"friend zoning\". I'm going to have to interject for a minute, and t... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,696 |
tleisher | Generate the content for a reddit post How do you determine draft order for a keeper league that wants to use last years season for seeds. Do you include playoffs? | Hey guys,
So, this is the first year my league is doing a keeper and draft next year, before we just drew from a hat and picked in that order.. but this year we've decided to base the draft order on team performance from this year.
Now I have to decide, do we go by regular season record or do we go by playoffs? I d... | Hey guys,
So, this is the first year my league is doing a keeper and draft next year, before we just drew from a hat and picked in that order.. but this year we've decided to base the draft order on team performance from this year.
Now I have to decide, do we go by regular season record or do we go by playoffs? I d... | [
"Summary: Uh. I don't know.\n\nPost: Wait, what the fuck is he talking about? Speed has 9 acts? Does he know what an act is? \n Look, I respect McKee.. I read his book, I took some good knowledge from him but I think he tries to intellectualize things way too much and I don't agree with a lot of what he says. \n Li... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,697 |
UncleTogie | Generate the content for a reddit post For every few characters you talk to on the street, there are a bunch more that're working. | Kid, as I was homeless, and lived with a diverse variety of people.
In your case, you 'talked to a few' homeless people and magically applied their attitude to all the rest of them. What about the ones you didn't notice? I lived in my truck for a bit while working as a cashier. Bet you wouldn't have noticed, eith... | Kid, as I was homeless, and lived with a diverse variety of people.
In your case, you 'talked to a few' homeless people and magically applied their attitude to all the rest of them. What about the ones you didn't notice? I lived in my truck for a bit while working as a cashier. Bet you wouldn't have noticed, eith... | [
"Summary: being 'military brat' polite will go a long way with cops.\n\nPost: A lot of it depends on how you approach the officer, too. \n I got stopped recently and the officer asked if I had any weapons in the car. I pointed out that I had a folding knife between the seats about 8 inches from my right hip. Never ... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,698 |
lilpin13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, she made dumb decisions. But those that relentlessly harassed her should be held responsible & accountable. | If it was not for the guy luring her to show off her breasts then I think she'd still be alive today. That jerk urged her through flattery to show something private. She, like most human beings, expected this to be a private act between the two of them. For him to take the screenshot, then send it to everyone she knew,... | If it was not for the guy luring her to show off her breasts then I think she'd still be alive today. That jerk urged her through flattery to show something private. She, like most human beings, expected this to be a private act between the two of them. For him to take the screenshot, then send it to everyone she knew,... | [
"Summary: I should have never married.\n\nPost: It's kind of long but here goes.... \n It became truly visible to me the day I found out I was pregnant. He leaned more towards abortion whereas I wanted to keep the baby. He began to become more and more irresponsible over time. We had only one vehicle (my vehicle) s... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 5,699 |
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