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baal_zebub | Generate the content for a reddit post Mari and the changes made to Asuka. Sorry, there was no way to explain that without spoilers. | I only really had two problems with 2.22. First and foremost Mari's addition to the cast serves absolutely no purpose in movie -sure, it might in the series overall but in the singular movie it just disrupts the cohesion of the plot. Furthermore, we don't know anything about her and I personally thought she seemed so ... | I only really had two problems with 2.22. First and foremost Mari's addition to the cast serves absolutely no purpose in movie -sure, it might in the series overall but in the singular movie it just disrupts the cohesion of the plot. Furthermore, we don't know anything about her and I personally thought she seemed so ... | [
"Summary: Shinji went crazy/ watch The End of Evangelion/ it was all DEEP/ a mixture of all three. \n stealth edit: Also there is the arbitrary real-world explanation that Anno was a sad, sad person, they had no guiding direction to begin with in this show, and the studio went bankrupt.\n\nPost: There are two diffe... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,100 |
Ohh_Yeah | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't fly with them, some do
Most do, and there's overwhelming evidence to support the argument that MSE bombers are superior to non-MSE bombers. | I actually wasn't talking. I just linked my fit, it was an MSE fit. They told me to change it, I said no, and they kicked me.
An MSE fit was absolutely necessary for what they were doing, which was camping a gate and a jump bridge. I sat cloaked and watched as several of them died, including the FC to a pulse-fit Zea... | I actually wasn't talking. I just linked my fit, it was an MSE fit. They told me to change it, I said no, and they kicked me.
An MSE fit was absolutely necessary for what they were doing, which was camping a gate and a jump bridge. I sat cloaked and watched as several of them died, including the FC to a pulse-fit Zea... | [
"Summary: peeing in a girl's apartment where she can definitely hear you peeing through the door is horrifying\n\nPost: I know that feeling. All four years of high school I peed before I left for school, and peed as soon as I got home. Obviously I didn't just pee exclusively at my house, but I rarely had to go pee ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,101 |
kaw97 | Generate the content for a reddit post OP disrespected the institution of the police force. Cop disrespected it even more. | let's stop jumping to conclusions and look at the facts. The poster said he "thought" his friend would let him off easy; he never says that he explicitly asked him to, nor that he started off the exchange with that. The stop began, according to tr3k, with, "Get the fuck out." As he was previously friends with the co... | let's stop jumping to conclusions and look at the facts. The poster said he "thought" his friend would let him off easy; he never says that he explicitly asked him to, nor that he started off the exchange with that. The stop began, according to tr3k, with, "Get the fuck out." As he was previously friends with the co... | [
"Summary: Your professor is wrong, both in terms of biology (as others have said) and in terms of physics. The former is understandable, the latter is troubling. Having a PhD doesn't make you can't be an idiot, too.\n\nPost: I'm not quite sure what your teacher's point is, and frankly, I'm actually pretty sure he... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,102 |
linkolphd | Generate the content for a reddit post Is there a way to set it so every player who has played for you automatically keeps history after retirement? | One of my favourite parts of FM are the in depth details, one of which is being able to keep history for people after they retire, but it's annoying because sometimes former players, if gone for long enough, will automatically be assigned to not have their history kept by the game when they retire, my question is: is t... | One of my favourite parts of FM are the in depth details, one of which is being able to keep history for people after they retire, but it's annoying because sometimes former players, if gone for long enough, will automatically be assigned to not have their history kept by the game when they retire, my question is: is t... | [
"Summary: Cried after we beat Olympiacos 3-0.\n\nPost: I've only been watching games for 4 years, so my choices are fairly limited. I would have to say when we beat Olympiacos 3-0 at home last season. \n Reason: That whole season was obviously depressing, and at the beginning it would upset me greatly when we lost ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,103 |
ridersderohan | Generate the content for a reddit post My brother was Russia. | When I was a kid, I asked my brother why some coins are so gross looking. He told me that money goes bad after a while if you don't store it correctly, just like food. He said you have to have a wallet but only big kids could have wallets but since I was his little brother, he would hold on to my money and keep it in h... | When I was a kid, I asked my brother why some coins are so gross looking. He told me that money goes bad after a while if you don't store it correctly, just like food. He said you have to have a wallet but only big kids could have wallets but since I was his little brother, he would hold on to my money and keep it in h... | [
"Summary: Depression is a real bitch.\n\nPost: I always described it as like being a ceramic vase and the world keeps throwing pebbles at you. The pebbles are small enough so that they don't break you but pebble after pebble you start forming cracks so that each subsequent pebble seems to do more and more damage. E... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,104 |
Jimm607 | Generate the content for a reddit post Kadabras accidently mutate their trainers into more kadabras. Psychics who have kadabras are already partially transformed. OPTIONAL: Theres a chance your abra is someones missing baby. | Alright, theory making-up-time.
Alright, first; this theory will be easier to swallow if you already subscribe to the theory that pokemon are the result of a large scale mutation of species; but can probably stand up without it.
Secondly, the theory; Now, assume pokemon use a form of unique mutanegenic energy which... | Alright, theory making-up-time.
Alright, first; this theory will be easier to swallow if you already subscribe to the theory that pokemon are the result of a large scale mutation of species; but can probably stand up without it.
Secondly, the theory; Now, assume pokemon use a form of unique mutanegenic energy which... | [
"Summary: Steam Workshop is 'insufficient' at management because it doesn't actually manage your mods, it just throws them all in together and assumes they work, this leads to incompatibilities, both minor and game breaking, and majorly restricts what you can actually achieve with workshop mods on top of this its a... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,105 |
zhuuka | Generate the content for a reddit post old lady swatted my birth control out of my hand, said fuck you
eta: holy wow 2x. i didn't realize such a response <3. other things i thought about while walking from my car to my office. there is a planned parenthood on the main street, and it was a 'relatively' nice day out (i... | I was off in town doing errands for work earlier. I work in the county seat for a suburb of Philadelphia. I was sifting through my purse at the corner to look for a check, and I pulled my Ortho disc out in my hand. This old coot swatted it out of my hand and it fell onto the sidewalk. The conversation went as follows: ... | I was off in town doing errands for work earlier. I work in the county seat for a suburb of Philadelphia. I was sifting through my purse at the corner to look for a check, and I pulled my Ortho disc out in my hand. This old coot swatted it out of my hand and it fell onto the sidewalk. The conversation went as follows: ... | [
"Summary: All depends on who it is.\n\nPost: It really depends on your relationship with a friend; this summer I low-sided on my motorcycle ...nothing serious.. The bike flopped and I slid on my back about 20 feet. Yay back protectors. I came too very quickly and see him looking over me. He is looking down at me an... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,106 |
IrrationalTsunami | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes and no, like everything else. | My experience is this: When you are young, you do stupid things. SO do the people you date. You are crazy, impulsive, and emotional. Often times this means that girls with daddy issues, and boys who can't keep their dick in their pants get together. Or drink. Or get high.
Sometimes sex makes you overlook things you w... | My experience is this: When you are young, you do stupid things. SO do the people you date. You are crazy, impulsive, and emotional. Often times this means that girls with daddy issues, and boys who can't keep their dick in their pants get together. Or drink. Or get high.
Sometimes sex makes you overlook things you w... | [
"Summary: not truly deaf, still awesome, has probably heard music before.\n\nPost: As an aside about the accuracy of the video: \n This lady suffers from moderate to severe sensory neural hearing loss... not profound hearing loss (which is \"deaf\")... It means that she was very hard of hearing. \n If she were deaf... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,107 |
alienangel2 | Generate the content for a reddit post that's not why CSS just has 0, it has 0 because in the specific case of screen dimension measures where this is valid, all the measurement systems that would be valid for use in that context would use the same origin. | That's not really analogous though, since those are all scales with the same origin but different (and not necessarily constant) unit sizes. Fahrenheit and Centigrade on the other hand do not have the same origin regardless of unit-size, so for example 0 C (imagine the degree symbol is in there) and 0 F aren't the same... | That's not really analogous though, since those are all scales with the same origin but different (and not necessarily constant) unit sizes. Fahrenheit and Centigrade on the other hand do not have the same origin regardless of unit-size, so for example 0 C (imagine the degree symbol is in there) and 0 F aren't the same... | [
"Summary: it's not necessarily a choice, most people who want to get out usually can't\n\nPost: FWIW, it's not terribly easy to immigrate into most first world countries. Canada is admittedly easier than most if you can show good educational qualifications, but it's still a long process that will reject people who ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,108 |
Quazifuji | Generate the content for a reddit post Many of DotA's creative designs are very cool but could easily be very frustrating in solo queue, or could increase the learning curve of the game, hence why Riot avoids many of the interesting mechanics that DotA uses. | Although Dota is also willing to use mechanics that Riot wants to avoid, partly because Dota is, from my understanding, designed and balanced with coordinated, high-level team-play in mind, while Riot also tries to take into account casual solo queue fun and wants to avoid mechanics that they think will make that less ... | Although Dota is also willing to use mechanics that Riot wants to avoid, partly because Dota is, from my understanding, designed and balanced with coordinated, high-level team-play in mind, while Riot also tries to take into account casual solo queue fun and wants to avoid mechanics that they think will make that less ... | [
"Summary: Melee's the better competitive game, Brawl's the better party game, and there's no way to settle which one's better overall, it just comes down to why you play it.\n\nPost: So, Street Fighter 2 has a stupid competitive scene? \n I'll be honest, I don't know what Street Fighter 2's competitive scene is lik... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,109 |
frankster | Generate the content for a reddit post no data that I am aware of unambiguously supports the conclusion that zerg are underpowered. | I'm not commenting either way on whether or not there are zerg balance issues. Merely, I don't think you should shout and swear about conclusions that are not supported by the evidence that you cite.
As to the point you make in your response, if there are less zerg players then I could think of several competing reas... | I'm not commenting either way on whether or not there are zerg balance issues. Merely, I don't think you should shout and swear about conclusions that are not supported by the evidence that you cite.
As to the point you make in your response, if there are less zerg players then I could think of several competing reas... | [
"Summary: fair enough.\n\nPost: Ok so I was thinking about this exact issue as I was writing it, and my conclusion was that as the title goes, it couldn't be anything other than Gove meaning that he is like a b in an h. However if I refer back to the article linked, it says that \"he is as clearly defined as a blan... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,110 |
Weedythrowout | Generate the content for a reddit post it takes luck sometimes and for sure a lot of time to get to know someone well enough for a true loving poly relationship to work. | Ive been married 5 years. The love life sexually as well as emotionally has been on the decline. Now, we met another couple almost two years ago now and have had game night almost every saturday with them for nearly the whole two years. We are now moving to england and they moved into our house to rent it. My wife has ... | Ive been married 5 years. The love life sexually as well as emotionally has been on the decline. Now, we met another couple almost two years ago now and have had game night almost every saturday with them for nearly the whole two years. We are now moving to england and they moved into our house to rent it. My wife has ... | [
"Summary: yes, i'm serious\n\nPost: Gods cant be proven but a helluva lotta people believe in those. Cant yet be proven voices in his head aren't part of his own construction, but where's the harm in believing if they are not harmful to him? What if they're helpful? He really didn't elaborate much. Why go to a do... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,111 |
ReadyThor | Generate the content for a reddit post Keep heeding those red flags. | As someone who moves jobs every 2-3 years I can tell you that there are people like me who will do honest work for you. However don't expect them to last more than they did on their previous jobs.
In my case this is because I end up need a long vacation (of a solid month or so) after about two years silently taking t... | As someone who moves jobs every 2-3 years I can tell you that there are people like me who will do honest work for you. However don't expect them to last more than they did on their previous jobs.
In my case this is because I end up need a long vacation (of a solid month or so) after about two years silently taking t... | [
"Summary: the earlier an unattractive guy goes through psychological trauma the better.\n\nPost: Not being a quick guy it took me some time to learn that option 1 and option 2 are really one and the same thing. \n Once that happened I could go through the five stages of grief (denial, anger, depression, bargaining ... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,112 |
Miketheguy | Generate the content for a reddit post I guess what I am asking is, in MMM, when do I go for the third M? | the thing I fall into with MMM is that Marines are cheap, marauders are cheap, but Medivacs require a factory, starport and then are pricy even in themselves. How many Marines / Marauders / Supply should I have before I factory / Starport / Medivac?
The few times I tried this build as a quick opener vs a zerg who I s... | the thing I fall into with MMM is that Marines are cheap, marauders are cheap, but Medivacs require a factory, starport and then are pricy even in themselves. How many Marines / Marauders / Supply should I have before I factory / Starport / Medivac?
The few times I tried this build as a quick opener vs a zerg who I s... | [
"Summary: not a neighborhood. \n Oh and if you find something offends you, you can just post this gif\n\nPost: you can block subreddits, the thing about the internet is that the neighborhood analogy does not work. You can turn off reddit, walk away, you can choose which parts of it you see, which parts of it you en... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,113 |
rabidmonkeys | Generate the content for a reddit post If you live in Austin and play Magic - let's meet up and trade some cards. | I love trading, but I find that most of the FNM/LGS crowd around here aren't really into trading - they seem to bring their binders for show more than trading. I know there are a ton of Magic players here in Austin, so what if we did a meet up?
So let's meet up somewhere and just trade for an hour hour or two. Maybe ... | I love trading, but I find that most of the FNM/LGS crowd around here aren't really into trading - they seem to bring their binders for show more than trading. I know there are a ton of Magic players here in Austin, so what if we did a meet up?
So let's meet up somewhere and just trade for an hour hour or two. Maybe ... | [
"Summary: if it matters to you, then leave it at that. Unless you have a coa or even better a CGC ss - it's not likely to greatly effect the value positively or negatively barring it being something insanely old and rare such as the artist or writer being dead. But even then, authentication of that signature will i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,114 |
911x335 | Generate the content for a reddit post software has to be written knowing people are idiots. As always. | I used to support hospital systems for medical records. Basically registration workers are lazy, have minimal education and minimal giving of fucks for how they do their job. (Not all. Chill.)
Bill Smith would come into the hospital and register at the front desk. Sahniqua the registration lady would see the first ... | I used to support hospital systems for medical records. Basically registration workers are lazy, have minimal education and minimal giving of fucks for how they do their job. (Not all. Chill.)
Bill Smith would come into the hospital and register at the front desk. Sahniqua the registration lady would see the first ... | [
"Summary: ferguson, fruitvale station, and Eric Garner. Having a home life, doesn't make you a god when you make stupid decisions.\n\nPost: Ignoring an officer's order. All he had to do was put two hands behind his back, go through the system and he'd be out within a few hours. But nope, he had a point to prove. We... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,115 |
l34512 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're not being a mean person because of your religion, I won't make a rage comic about you. | It's because due to the relatively large number of Christians, the small percent that is hyper-religious contains lots of people. By the way, the hating really should stay limited to people who obviously stupid/mean things. I'm fine with religion existing, and I can understand why you might believe in it. That's great.... | It's because due to the relatively large number of Christians, the small percent that is hyper-religious contains lots of people. By the way, the hating really should stay limited to people who obviously stupid/mean things. I'm fine with religion existing, and I can understand why you might believe in it. That's great.... | [
"Summary: There is nearly nobody on earth who doesn't think that all the TF2 characters are gay. ^and ^^imtotallynotgayforsniper\n\nPost: Well of course it does, everyone automatically assumes anything TF2 related has homoerotic subtext. I guess the characters are too boring without that. They're really just templa... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,116 |
ExistentialEnso | Generate the content for a reddit post Masturbation is more normal than a lot of people think. | This really is Sexuality 101, even if society or his girlfriend don't want to admit it. Clinton fired a Surgeon General for having the audacity to say that masturbation is normal, healthy, and common. The perpetuation of other points of view (as is still common) only causes problems in more ways than you can count. Man... | This really is Sexuality 101, even if society or his girlfriend don't want to admit it. Clinton fired a Surgeon General for having the audacity to say that masturbation is normal, healthy, and common. The perpetuation of other points of view (as is still common) only causes problems in more ways than you can count. Man... | [
"Summary: The Voting Rights Act's protections are still valid, they are just going to be harder to enforce.\n\nPost: Let's be clear on something, because people seem to be missing the real issue here: the Voting Rights Act was not overturned. \n The clause that determines which states are subject to more scrutiny ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,117 |
redrobot5050 | Generate the content for a reddit post Your phones are easily watched and monitored, and not through Carrier IQ, but more sophisticated systems.
The whole CIQ scandal was bogus reporting and a "security researcher" who didn't understand his own findings and cried wolf early. | Um, the FBI doesn't need CIQ to do any monitoring.
You can send a "diagnostic reset" short code to any phone to turn on its transmitter. The phone essentially is "off the hook" and transmitting anything it pics up to the other end.
This is why people who work in secure or classified areas lock up their phones befor... | Um, the FBI doesn't need CIQ to do any monitoring.
You can send a "diagnostic reset" short code to any phone to turn on its transmitter. The phone essentially is "off the hook" and transmitting anything it pics up to the other end.
This is why people who work in secure or classified areas lock up their phones befor... | [
"Summary: I left off my /s sarcasm tag. No, seriously. No hurt feelings, I hope.\n\nPost: I wasn't mocking you, NSMike. I was mocking the article's tone. When your key piece of evidence is that a subcontractor's security guy took things a little too far on an overworked and under-respected engineer, you don't have ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,118 |
TheSmokingGNU | Generate the content for a reddit post Some people, however open minded and free thinking they think they are, are bigots, and are trying to do something unconstitutional because they see themselves as being morally superior to us "heathens". | I understand both sides of the argument (I think) having been raised Christian and while not being gay, having many friends and associates that are, and my question in regards to the responsible procreation and child-rearing is this: "Aren't gay couples that decide to raise children being
responsible in regards to tho... | I understand both sides of the argument (I think) having been raised Christian and while not being gay, having many friends and associates that are, and my question in regards to the responsible procreation and child-rearing is this: "Aren't gay couples that decide to raise children being
responsible in regards to tho... | [
"Summary: Watched my friend's back so we didn't die from a group of douches. \n EDIT 2, Electric Boogaloo: Levi got his ass kicked pretty hard by Dustin. He felt pretty awesome about that.\n\nPost: Faith in humanity restored by this thread alone. Nice job people. \n As for my story? It's pretty short, so I'll post ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,119 |
doctorcrass | Generate the content for a reddit post MAGIC BE DASHED]( | May I ask exactly how much you've played the series? Higher tier PvP lacks heavily in magic centric character builds. Most builds center around a couple utility spells and mostly are based on the weapons to deal damage. (the spells being things such as: Cursed Weapon, Sunlight Blade, Wrath of God, Second Chance, Pyroma... | May I ask exactly how much you've played the series? Higher tier PvP lacks heavily in magic centric character builds. Most builds center around a couple utility spells and mostly are based on the weapons to deal damage. (the spells being things such as: Cursed Weapon, Sunlight Blade, Wrath of God, Second Chance, Pyroma... | [
"Summary: you're the equivalent of a crotchety old man who thinks he knows what is wrong with the next generation, but is just scared of change.\n\nPost: Well, to start it off Call of Duty is actually a competitive level FPS because it is played in MLG and other pro-gaming circuits. While I'm still a fan of good ol... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,120 |
ttk2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Civcraft has a tiny admin team and a massive code base compared to other servers of this size. No one else is qualified to operate it in its massive complexity but individuals who play long enough to invest the months needed to understand it. This conflict of interest is not resol... | We have had this discussion [before]( but I guess its time to rehash it.
You bring up real problems, but the solutions are not nearly so simple as you think, you linked to a single pull request from a single plugin, start reading through the code for every plugin on the sidebar and then you will have an idea of a fra... | We have had this discussion [before]( but I guess its time to rehash it.
You bring up real problems, but the solutions are not nearly so simple as you think, you linked to a single pull request from a single plugin, start reading through the code for every plugin on the sidebar and then you will have an idea of a fra... | [
"Summary: hating the disease and the cure at the same time leaves us with no options.\n\nPost: ITT: Everyone hates alts, no one has any halfway decent ideas to stop them beyond a script that already consumes 10+ hours out of my week at a quarter of the standards and severity they propose. \n Alts are fundamentally ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,121 |
kNyne | Generate the content for a reddit post does IIR simply effect the rarity of items that drop or does it know that say 6L or tri res items are rare and therefore will drop them more also. | So I've always wondered, does IIR simply effect the "color" (normal, magic, rare, unique) of items dropped or does it know that certain rare items are worth more than other rare items? Does the chance of a 6L drop go up with IIR because that has nothing to do with color but a 6L drop is "rare." Another case would be ... | So I've always wondered, does IIR simply effect the "color" (normal, magic, rare, unique) of items dropped or does it know that certain rare items are worth more than other rare items? Does the chance of a 6L drop go up with IIR because that has nothing to do with color but a 6L drop is "rare." Another case would be ... | [
"Summary: school had a \"geography bee\" over tv system in 7th grade and i didnt know the answer so i said walmart. teachers got pissed.\n\nPost: it was 7th grade and our school had a \"geography bee\" like a spelling bee but with geography. being known as a smart kid, they picked me to go on it and the entire time... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,122 |
tolerantmuslims | Generate the content for a reddit post I really don't know what I was trying to get at. Just wanted to relate to driftingpixie. Just because a mother looks after her kids (which is her job after all) does not mean she cannot be a good for nothing wife. | The following may seem like a rant, but just expanding on the "good for nothing" wife thing:
I'm in a similar situation as driftingpixie. My father makes over 200k, has 7 kids including me, car loans, a mortgage, and a "good for nothing" wife. My mother does not work, she stays home, and while she does cook and clean... | The following may seem like a rant, but just expanding on the "good for nothing" wife thing:
I'm in a similar situation as driftingpixie. My father makes over 200k, has 7 kids including me, car loans, a mortgage, and a "good for nothing" wife. My mother does not work, she stays home, and while she does cook and clean... | [
"Summary: I'd rather play with a carry that can manage 200 CS by 30 minutes and know when to take objectives and when to back off than a carry that gets 300 CS by 30 minutes but has no game sense.\n\nPost: I agree 100%. People often watch great players farm so much and they think if they mimic that, they are good p... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,123 |
pink_play-doh | Generate the content for a reddit post IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MATTER THE MOST, NO MATTER HOW STUPID OR SMALL Just make it personal to her. | Out of no where, my guy organized a pirate treasure hunt. He even made a 'map' and 'clues' out of canvas and burned them to make them look aged. It started with the clues... which lead me to find the pieces of the map.. which led me to the local mall where he "buried" a treasure box full of plastic pirate money and tho... | Out of no where, my guy organized a pirate treasure hunt. He even made a 'map' and 'clues' out of canvas and burned them to make them look aged. It started with the clues... which lead me to find the pieces of the map.. which led me to the local mall where he "buried" a treasure box full of plastic pirate money and tho... | [
"Summary: pets are babies, too. Here's [mine](\n\nPost: That's how I got my corgi mix. Some people (not vegan, just assholes) moved into a new house and had a kid. The dog was used to living on a farm and when they moved to the city, they tied her to a tree and let her in the house sometimes. Obviously this caused ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,124 |
barfingclouds | Generate the content for a reddit post If I have a facebook or reddit account, I can't read. Can you? | I take periodic breaks from reddit/social media stuff(facebook, snapchat, tinder). A couple weeks ago, I decided to do another such break. I had been trying to read a book and I could never do more than one or two pages at a time. My brain would just get too spazzy.
Now, I can read multiple pages at a time, and even ... | I take periodic breaks from reddit/social media stuff(facebook, snapchat, tinder). A couple weeks ago, I decided to do another such break. I had been trying to read a book and I could never do more than one or two pages at a time. My brain would just get too spazzy.
Now, I can read multiple pages at a time, and even ... | [
"Summary: Yes, but it required a LOT of time away from weed first and requires my brain to compulsively be monitoring itself for signs of addiction or higher use.\n\nPost: Yes. \n But it took a very long time to get to this point. First, I basically spent half a year trying to quit but not succeeding. I had an addi... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,125 |
TheHairUpThere | Generate the content for a reddit post I take Nash by a small margin judging just their on court abilities. I take Nash by a landslide judging on both on court and off court effect.
Edit: I should add that I think it is easier make up for Nash's defense by filling teams with cheap players who play good defense and ar... | I would take Nash. It's close in the on-court department. I would probably take Nash because I don't think that defense for the 1 is that important (especially with the no hand checking rule) in today's NBA. So many teams run pick n roll that its really difficult for a 1 to showcase his mano a mano defense. That being ... | I would take Nash. It's close in the on-court department. I would probably take Nash because I don't think that defense for the 1 is that important (especially with the no hand checking rule) in today's NBA. So many teams run pick n roll that its really difficult for a 1 to showcase his mano a mano defense. That being ... | [
"Summary: Yes the city doesn't have money for it because we instead pay for things like Marlins Park. But more importantly we don't get any federal or state money for transportation because the state literally thinks that our politicians will steal the money.\n\nPost: The answer is corruption not lack of money. \n ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,126 |
Musabi | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl gives me shark attack blow job and I teach her who's boss by skull fucking her .
Also, throwaways are for suckers! | Somewhat in the same 'vein':
I met this girl and had been dating her for a little while and we go back to my place and start getting frisky. We strip but she is on her period so that's not happening. She starts to give me a blow job and it was like a shark was blowing me without any lube or spit. I nicely tell her a ... | Somewhat in the same 'vein':
I met this girl and had been dating her for a little while and we go back to my place and start getting frisky. We strip but she is on her period so that's not happening. She starts to give me a blow job and it was like a shark was blowing me without any lube or spit. I nicely tell her a ... | [
"Summary: lived there and would not recommend. Crackheads & murderers everywhere but the gays are nice.\n\nPost: I lived there for a year two years ago. I too, like your friend, moved there because it was cheap and I had no idea how expensive Toronto really was (I moved from Sudbury). 3 months after I moved there t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,127 |
bobartig | Generate the content for a reddit post I know too much about mallow root because there was a 130 year old herbal remedies book in my school library. | Marshmallow, or mallow of the marsh is a root that produces a viscous liquid that was a traditional herbal remedy for sore throat. So basically, traditional marshmallow was a thick, slimy, bitter tea your mom forced down your throat when you started coughing.
Marshmallow confections are just spun sugar loosely held t... | Marshmallow, or mallow of the marsh is a root that produces a viscous liquid that was a traditional herbal remedy for sore throat. So basically, traditional marshmallow was a thick, slimy, bitter tea your mom forced down your throat when you started coughing.
Marshmallow confections are just spun sugar loosely held t... | [
"Summary: don't Internet lawyer if you have absolutely no clue about the applicable body of law.\n\nPost: Giving something absent consideration is simply a gift, and no enforceable agreement is formed as a result. You can't wedge this one into contract law, and you're actually going the wrong way here. In order t... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,128 |
MattyCee14 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground.
Edit: I didn't call this cop a dick, but for future reference. | The other day I was driving home for spring break, I had a small nuglet (probably less than a .5) that I was saving for a bowl when I got home. I was going 80 in a 70 and I got pulled over. He told me I was going 85 even though I had my cruise control set on 80. When I got pulled over I was smoking a cigarette, not a m... | The other day I was driving home for spring break, I had a small nuglet (probably less than a .5) that I was saving for a bowl when I got home. I was going 80 in a 70 and I got pulled over. He told me I was going 85 even though I had my cruise control set on 80. When I got pulled over I was smoking a cigarette, not a m... | [
"Summary: Got burgled, thought I murdered the robbers, chased them to a swamp where Alcoholic Man punched them into non-existence.\n\nPost: I had a dream that I was putting a very confusing bike lock on a bike when two burglars broke into my house. I continued to put the bike lock on while they robbed my house. Aft... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,129 |
iamgarron | Generate the content for a reddit post In Cena's 'bad year', he was in 11/12 PPV's.
4 wins, 5 losses, 2 draws/no decisions. 4/5 losses were due to interference
He won money in the bank
He main evented 9/11 PPV's he was in despite never holding a title. The ones he didn't main event were the Royal
Rumble, a... | We've been getting a lot of "Thank you for sticking through my bad 2012" promos from John Cena, but I think many around here don't think he actually had a bad year. So let's dissect him by major storylines and PPV's
Royal Rumble
Cena v Kane, during his "embrace the darkness" storyline. Ended in a double count out wh... | We've been getting a lot of "Thank you for sticking through my bad 2012" promos from John Cena, but I think many around here don't think he actually had a bad year. So let's dissect him by major storylines and PPV's
Royal Rumble
Cena v Kane, during his "embrace the darkness" storyline. Ended in a double count out wh... | [
"Summary: get on stage as fast as possible. good luck.\n\nPost: You don't study comedians. Watch because you are a comedy fan. You can only learn so much from \"what is funny\" but it's best just to find out for yourself what YOU can make funny (because, you will learn very quickly, that not all comedians can do th... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,130 |
supitsLoki | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, you did say something wrong. | Yes, decks have to be brewed before they can be the best decks. Just because it's not dominating now doesn't mean it isn't T1, it could mean it hasn't caught ow yet. If you think about it, The Aristocrats and Junk Reanimator are pretty brew-y, looking at modern, there's Living End and Tron that look like brews (as a ... | Yes, decks have to be brewed before they can be the best decks. Just because it's not dominating now doesn't mean it isn't T1, it could mean it hasn't caught ow yet. If you think about it, The Aristocrats and Junk Reanimator are pretty brew-y, looking at modern, there's Living End and Tron that look like brews (as a ... | [
"Summary: You shouldn't feel ashamed for being sexually attracted to women, nor should you for feeling curious about something.\n\nPost: If I were you, I'd stop thinking of myself as straight. There's kind of a key word in sex uality. I'm getting the impression that you and your boyfriend think homo-/bisexuality... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,131 |
michaelfarker | Generate the content for a reddit post Shakespeare's comedies or Joseph Conrad's short stories | I have been a passionate reader for over 30 years. I have read most of the classics. There are a lot of books mentioned in this thread which bored me but I loved Don Quixote. Just remember, not every book is for you. If the first 30 pages are not doing it for you then just move on. Also, classics are not always bet... | I have been a passionate reader for over 30 years. I have read most of the classics. There are a lot of books mentioned in this thread which bored me but I loved Don Quixote. Just remember, not every book is for you. If the first 30 pages are not doing it for you then just move on. Also, classics are not always bet... | [
"Summary: Let's all celebrate But I'm Not Bitter day!\n\nPost: Did you report that as income? You know governments inherently have the right to know about and regulate all of your activities. If they might be considered income-generating it is of course proper for them to charge you a tax on those activities. If... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,132 |
MissWonnykins | Generate the content for a reddit post Kids in my high-school didn't know how to make sandwiches. | I was just another student, but I had a couple ones from high-school.
Around freshman or sophomore year, a bunch of guys got together and decided to play a series of pranks on a guy they called Jewbert, a mutual friend of theirs. Just about everyone knew about it but this poor bastard. Each prank involved them doing ... | I was just another student, but I had a couple ones from high-school.
Around freshman or sophomore year, a bunch of guys got together and decided to play a series of pranks on a guy they called Jewbert, a mutual friend of theirs. Just about everyone knew about it but this poor bastard. Each prank involved them doing ... | [
"Summary: Sit down, Jeffrey.\"\n\nPost: Some days, dad would just get...I suppose you'd describe it as a 'waiting' sort of mood. Apprehensive is the word, I think. As if he were bracing for something. Towards the end of the day on these days, he would briefly lighten up before dread flickered over his face. This wa... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,133 |
AtheistAgnostic | Generate the content for a reddit post how do you people deal with a white parent who denies racism and just gets offended? | Growing up, my mom (white) has doubted and oftentimes denied my experiences with racism, various aspects of race relations, etc. I was wondering how to talk to her about this? As is typical with white people, she gets offended at any claim that she is being racist or offensive. Today, her and her mom told me that cultu... | Growing up, my mom (white) has doubted and oftentimes denied my experiences with racism, various aspects of race relations, etc. I was wondering how to talk to her about this? As is typical with white people, she gets offended at any claim that she is being racist or offensive. Today, her and her mom told me that cultu... | [
"Summary: qq more. America isn't that bad \n p.s. imma let you finish but australia, scandanavia, and many many countries have it even better than canada.\n\nPost: I've taken a lot of political science- and I'm just going to be honest here, Canada is way less important in the world than other countries. This isn't ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,134 |
vegan_velociraptor | Generate the content for a reddit post Ring-crazy bitches are probably cheating on you. Your wife is an objectively terrible person and you should kick her out of your life. | When my fiancée and I got engaged, I got her a plain band because we were both broke at the time. The plan was to do the diamond later, as a wedding ring.
As the wedding got closer and closer, she nagged me harder and harder and got more demanding about the ring. I was about a week from pulling out my credit card.
... | When my fiancée and I got engaged, I got her a plain band because we were both broke at the time. The plan was to do the diamond later, as a wedding ring.
As the wedding got closer and closer, she nagged me harder and harder and got more demanding about the ring. I was about a week from pulling out my credit card.
... | [
"Summary: Devastating breakup.\n\nPost: I once had a girl I'd been dating for a few weeks. She was hot, but I wasn't particularly invested in the relationship, and she said she was a virgin - in any case, she wasn't sleeping with me, which was a problem because I sort of got around in those days (I was 20). Needles... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,135 |
jayrocs | Generate the content for a reddit post Dignitas did get stomped. The truth hurts. | Who gives a fuck. People like hearing real shit not just sugar coated formalities and it is very true that TSM gets no respect from the other teams. For some reason the other teams feel entitled as the losers to talk shit because the winners should be gracious. Fuck that.
Reginald kept it real. Dignitas did get stomp... | Who gives a fuck. People like hearing real shit not just sugar coated formalities and it is very true that TSM gets no respect from the other teams. For some reason the other teams feel entitled as the losers to talk shit because the winners should be gracious. Fuck that.
Reginald kept it real. Dignitas did get stomp... | [
"Summary: it's complicated and the hiring process sucks. I suggest applying for an OT/OA position just to get in, wait a year and promote.\n\nPost: Hiring freeze. Agencies need hiring exemptions to hire anyone or promote. There are things called SROA lists (layoff employees) who get first priority on all new vacanc... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,136 |
Oreyn | Generate the content for a reddit post Getting rid of backstabs completely would likely create crappy pvp; instead, making backstabs less effective is the way to go, in my opinion. | It would be far, far too extreme. Right now, a lot of builds tend towards keeping light enough to either fast roll or fast roll with the DWGR; there are many reasons for this (people want to be mobile, faster stamina regen, poise stacking, etc.), but the primary reason is to increase either your ability to backstab or... | It would be far, far too extreme. Right now, a lot of builds tend towards keeping light enough to either fast roll or fast roll with the DWGR; there are many reasons for this (people want to be mobile, faster stamina regen, poise stacking, etc.), but the primary reason is to increase either your ability to backstab or... | [
"Summary: Prepare as best you can pre-hardmode, hope and pray you get no eclipse/hardmode boss spawns.\n\nPost: Now that hardmode bosses spawn randomly until defeated and solar eclipses can happen during the day, you have to get lucky to simply make it through the first few days. \n Pre-hardmode preparations: Get t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,137 |
suitcasemirror | Generate the content for a reddit post I've lost the most important person to me again all because of me. I'm supposed to live life on edge without him and I don't know how to. I'm terrified of going anywhere in case I bump into him. I'm terrified of social media in case I see something about him (I don't have him but ... | All my friends are saying it's not my fault but only me and him know that it is. I guess no one but us two knows. When we very very first got to together it was great. To be honest I wasn't ready to be in a relationship and was quite apprehensive. I told him multiple times we should jus stay friends with benefits but b... | All my friends are saying it's not my fault but only me and him know that it is. I guess no one but us two knows. When we very very first got to together it was great. To be honest I wasn't ready to be in a relationship and was quite apprehensive. I told him multiple times we should jus stay friends with benefits but b... | [
"Summary: I have no idea if my relationship is over or can still be salvaged. I can't speak to him to find out which I'm finding extremely difficult. I'm struggling to not talk to him. I'm tempted to even call his mum - we aren't extremely close but I just need more information. HOW CAN I SALVAGE THIS RELATIONSHIP?... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,138 |
DRUNK_CYCLIST | Generate the content for a reddit post scooby snacks. | some kids jumped him, tore off his face. apparently the whole basketball thing was a cover and he was wearing a fat suit. turns out he was actually this skinny old white dude trying to rip off the basketball team for a bunch of money. he probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids... | some kids jumped him, tore off his face. apparently the whole basketball thing was a cover and he was wearing a fat suit. turns out he was actually this skinny old white dude trying to rip off the basketball team for a bunch of money. he probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddlesome kids... | [
"Summary: spitting on people is assault\n\nPost: I once knew this gifuckinggantic asshole 18yo tow truck driver (his father owned the company) and for whatever reason he applied at the company i was managing. He was about as arrogant and dickheaded as you can imagine an 18yo giant. He tells a few of us one day abou... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,139 |
Synthets | Generate the content for a reddit post Every time you point out something that is against popular opinion, you get downvoted, and if you follow popular opinion you get upvoted, it does not matter what the actual content is, and if it adds nothing or adds a ton, the only thing that matters is the popularity of it, Just... | This is a typical problem with the reddit league of legends community
rule: The up and down arrows are your tools to make reddit what you want it to be. If you think something contributes to conversation, upvote it. If you think it does not contribute to reddit or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it... | This is a typical problem with the reddit league of legends community
rule: The up and down arrows are your tools to make reddit what you want it to be. If you think something contributes to conversation, upvote it. If you think it does not contribute to reddit or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it... | [
"Summary: Elo hell exists, if you dont have time to play every day for hours.\n\nPost: Over a large number of games no, sure, I'm playing a smurf at the moment, and I was stuck at 1400-1500 elo for a good 20 games, most of these games I literally reached legendary in killing spree, ganking other lanes when I could ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,140 |
Gezzer52 | Generate the content for a reddit post The collision that created the Earth Moon system may of made Earth into a rarer planet that could harbour life. And without out it intelligent life, or life of any kind may not of been able to flourish. | Well, kind of. Not smarter, but actually existing, along with all land dwelling creatures.
First off we'll set aside the question of average sentient life span, when you consider the small fraction of earth's timeline it's existed. As well we'll ignore the question would we (or a creature like us) have evolved if the... | Well, kind of. Not smarter, but actually existing, along with all land dwelling creatures.
First off we'll set aside the question of average sentient life span, when you consider the small fraction of earth's timeline it's existed. As well we'll ignore the question would we (or a creature like us) have evolved if the... | [
"Summary: A poor server just brings food from the kitchen, a good server makes your eating experience a joy. A great server makes you feel like a king/queen and are worth their weight in gold.\n\nPost: This might seem funny, but it's as much the server's responsibility (if they're good) as the kitchen's to make sur... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,141 |
Daniel_Is_I | Generate the content for a reddit post People need a refresher on what is considered "Skill Cap" and what is considered "Skill Floor." | In light of recent posts, I feel like everyone needs to be reminded of the difference of a skill cap and a skill floor.
A skill cap is the point at which your expertise with a certain mechanic gives you maximum or near-maximum reward. A skill floor is the minimum expertise required by a certain mechanic to use it... | In light of recent posts, I feel like everyone needs to be reminded of the difference of a skill cap and a skill floor.
A skill cap is the point at which your expertise with a certain mechanic gives you maximum or near-maximum reward. A skill floor is the minimum expertise required by a certain mechanic to use it... | [
"Summary: Legendary Ice/Dragon Kyurem can fuse with either legendary Fire/Dragon Reshiram or legendary Electric/Dragon Zekrom into White Kyurem and Black Kyurem, respectively. This changes some of Kyurem's moves, stats, and its ability.\n\nPost: There's a legendary Ice/Dragon pokemon by the name of [Kyurem]( There ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,142 |
gallagher222 | Generate the content for a reddit post People seem to give Ricky an unnaturally long leash considering how fucked in the head he is. Ricky is so fucked up that I don't think he would be able to do everything he does without having an unnatural influence over peoples' minds (hypnotism). Ricky may not be totally aware of... | Ricky gets out of many jams with the police by making up tall tales that honestly are just utterly ridiculous. He can often cover up his crimes long enough to make a clean getaway. He claims that this is just because cops are stupid, but seriously nobody is that stupid except maybe George Green.
I think that he is hy... | Ricky gets out of many jams with the police by making up tall tales that honestly are just utterly ridiculous. He can often cover up his crimes long enough to make a clean getaway. He claims that this is just because cops are stupid, but seriously nobody is that stupid except maybe George Green.
I think that he is hy... | [
"Summary: Porn is the worst thing to happen to men because it ruins the best thing to ever happen to them, which is women.\n\nPost: And porn habits or addictions are very associated with lack of arousal in public life. As a porn user or addict, you are usually most aroused when you're by yourself and fapping to por... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,143 |
GoldenEye008 | Generate the content for a reddit post You just scrolled to this, and this is crazy... but text game is important, so there's something helpful in here maybe most fuckin' def. | Context:
So this isn't all psychological breakdown or social dynamics.
Like many, texting is a major form of communication for me. It's also something I've been doing since it began, as I'm in the senior class of millennials.
Also, I'm well versed in the dramatic arts. Script comprehension and analysis has been a... | Context:
So this isn't all psychological breakdown or social dynamics.
Like many, texting is a major form of communication for me. It's also something I've been doing since it began, as I'm in the senior class of millennials.
Also, I'm well versed in the dramatic arts. Script comprehension and analysis has been a... | [
"Summary: Hell is the rejection of relationship and meaning, the insanity of a self-imposed isolation where 'man is the measure of all things.' Having affirmed himself as his own god, man lives in hell with the full consequence of this faith.\"\n\nPost: This seems a little more like a rant than a question, especial... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,144 |
TexasRadical83 | Generate the content for a reddit post Recycle paper, don't literally miss the forest for the trees. | Bullshit, and the comment about growing trees faster than we can cut them down is bullshit too. On your bullshit, paper is crucial for the maintenance of municipal recycling. It is by far where the most weight comes in, and while pound for pound it is less valuable than metals and some other materials, it is where the ... | Bullshit, and the comment about growing trees faster than we can cut them down is bullshit too. On your bullshit, paper is crucial for the maintenance of municipal recycling. It is by far where the most weight comes in, and while pound for pound it is less valuable than metals and some other materials, it is where the ... | [
"Summary: Walmart treats everyone like shit and is fucked long-term.\n\nPost: I work for a grassroots NGO that has been targeting Walmart on an environmental issue for a few years now, and so I read news about them almost daily, have been to their shareholder meeting-apalooza in Arkansas, met their CEO, read books ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,145 |
aWOLtrooper | Generate the content for a reddit post Weed rocks on all accounts | Whether you're still awake in the middle of the night, or you've just woken up, there's always a good time to smoke a bowl.
Whether you're hungover or sick as a dog, there's always a remedy in smoking a bowl.
Whether you're home alone or throwing a party, there's always fun to be had when you smoke a bowl.
Whethe... | Whether you're still awake in the middle of the night, or you've just woken up, there's always a good time to smoke a bowl.
Whether you're hungover or sick as a dog, there's always a remedy in smoking a bowl.
Whether you're home alone or throwing a party, there's always fun to be had when you smoke a bowl.
Whethe... | [
"Summary: There's nothing wrong with Halo, just the gamers who judge it.\n\nPost: A game can never be popular because of what it is, it's only judged by who plays it, and what players relate to it. \n If more gamers like you stood up for Halo, it'd be a respectable game, but since most gamers would, for whatever re... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,146 |
Sensei322 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm finally lvl 50. What Specialization should I pick? Here's some doubleXP. | FINALLY got to level 50!!! I won't be picking my Specialization until tomorrow. I've read what they all do, but I would love some suggestions as to what I should pick.
To anyone who guesses the specialization I end up choosing, I'll put all your names in a hat and will randomly choose two people to give 10 Double XP ... | FINALLY got to level 50!!! I won't be picking my Specialization until tomorrow. I've read what they all do, but I would love some suggestions as to what I should pick.
To anyone who guesses the specialization I end up choosing, I'll put all your names in a hat and will randomly choose two people to give 10 Double XP ... | [
"Summary: MM is awesome. Original cartridge doesn't crash. Save system makes the game what it is.\n\nPost: I only have played the original N64 version (gold copy.) Have had the game since the day it came out and just replayed it for the first time this year. Never once had the game crash on me...I didn't even know ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,147 |
meepstah | Generate the content for a reddit post The government is SERIOUSLY playing favorites when it dumps that amount of money into the economy via corporate businesses. | That's a bit of an exaggeration, and we won't be returning to a gold standard even under a Paul presidency. It's more like this: We've got a working economy (one might argue) with X amount of money in circulation. It's downright criminal for the government to print out a significant fraction of X and inject it into ... | That's a bit of an exaggeration, and we won't be returning to a gold standard even under a Paul presidency. It's more like this: We've got a working economy (one might argue) with X amount of money in circulation. It's downright criminal for the government to print out a significant fraction of X and inject it into ... | [
"Summary: read it.\n\nPost: Short answer for you - what college you seek should depend on what you want to do (i.e., there are plenty of wasteful ways to go about it) but you should definitely go if you're going to pursue a career working for another company. Here's the short version: If you're good at something ... | 46 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,148 |
3agl | Generate the content for a reddit post watch Spirited Away (2001), starting above playlist at the beginning of the studio ghibli logo. Many areas line up, in tone, timing, word/lipsync, etc. | Start the album when the studio ghibli logo comes onscreen. I've got a working edit for this, but it's really crazy how much it lines up in tone and chords in some places.
It works off of a kind of specific tracklist, posted below.
Tracklist
Ghosts 'n' Stuff (feat. Rob Swire) 5:29
Raise Your Weapon ... | Start the album when the studio ghibli logo comes onscreen. I've got a working edit for this, but it's really crazy how much it lines up in tone and chords in some places.
It works off of a kind of specific tracklist, posted below.
Tracklist
Ghosts 'n' Stuff (feat. Rob Swire) 5:29
Raise Your Weapon ... | [
"Summary: It just works everywhere .\n\nPost: Shockproof, waterproof, stupid easy to film with (not too many settings), and cheaper than most DSLRs. Plus, they have a nice wide-angle lens to make up for bad cropping, and to see everything, and are CRAZY SMALL. Out of the box they work really well, but all the ac... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,149 |
firemylasers | Generate the content for a reddit post No, it's not realistically viable. | It would be an immense pain to write with the limits on how many comments can be pulled per API request (even if you waste money on gold for the bot you'll still have issues), then the sheer number of API requests needed to check every username coupled with the rate limit... Well, say there are 1500 comments, the bot h... | It would be an immense pain to write with the limits on how many comments can be pulled per API request (even if you waste money on gold for the bot you'll still have issues), then the sheer number of API requests needed to check every username coupled with the rate limit... Well, say there are 1500 comments, the bot h... | [
"Summary: Dose makes the poison, synthetic pesticides make up a tiny fraction of your diet compared to just as if not more risky plant-produced pesticides.\n\nPost: First of all, you aren't spraying it then gobbling it down. The majority of the pesticide is washed/worn off. Secondly, the amount used is pretty tiny ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,150 |
gravedigger04325 | Generate the content for a reddit post I cannot properly answer your question, because your question does not make any sense. | I never said I associate myself with the republican party, which I don't. Just that I have a fiscally conservative and socially moderate viewpoint. If I associated myself in the least bit with them, I would have said so.
So I'm a person of intellect from neither party, because both are bullshit. It's the same shit co... | I never said I associate myself with the republican party, which I don't. Just that I have a fiscally conservative and socially moderate viewpoint. If I associated myself in the least bit with them, I would have said so.
So I'm a person of intellect from neither party, because both are bullshit. It's the same shit co... | [
"Summary: consumption would drop off, people wouldn't feel the need to abuse it so often, and would overall be much safer.\n\nPost: There always is a supply around right now, just not from dispensaries. It might not be right down the street from me, but it is a phone call away. If anything, knowing someone who wil... | 68 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,151 |
palordrolap | Generate the content for a reddit post Buy bulk, fill your own bottles from the bulk, and for the love of all that's wallet, make your own lunch. | A few years ago - before I realised I was spending well over a £1,000 a year buying pre-made lunch items at the local garage shop (gas station convenience store for those reading in US English) - the fact that the price of a 500ml bottle of my favourite sugar-free cola was well over half the price of a 2 litre bottle b... | A few years ago - before I realised I was spending well over a £1,000 a year buying pre-made lunch items at the local garage shop (gas station convenience store for those reading in US English) - the fact that the price of a 500ml bottle of my favourite sugar-free cola was well over half the price of a 2 litre bottle b... | [
"Summary: Jeff Goldblum lied to us and even Cthulu isn't this frightening.\n\nPost: So, uh, you know how most animals are basically a tube which takes in stuff at one end and pushes out waste at the other? \n Well it turns out that arthropods like spiders form the other way around relative to mammals. \n This works... | 60 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,152 |
ownagemobile | Generate the content for a reddit post Burst QR+active combo, edge purple build. DPS, edge standard build | There have been quite a few graves posts on here and I've attempted to do some of the math, and you guys can make your own decisions based on that. I'm not exactly a math whiz, so if you guys see any errors in my formulas then by all means call me out on it. Also I want to show the differences between Grave's burst, an... | There have been quite a few graves posts on here and I've attempted to do some of the math, and you guys can make your own decisions based on that. I'm not exactly a math whiz, so if you guys see any errors in my formulas then by all means call me out on it. Also I want to show the differences between Grave's burst, an... | [
"Summary: Ziggs or Lulu IMO\n\nPost: Kayle win rate is like 58%, she can bully incredibly hard from 2 on. However she always pushes the lane because of splash damage and has poor escapes besides a weak speed boost. \n Ziggs is almost a prefect mid laner, poke, wave clear, global ult, etc. He should get high conside... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,153 |
schmin | Generate the content for a reddit post You will have to try many different medications in a range of various dosages to find the best ADHD drug for you .
Also,
Medication is not a 'magic pill' -- you will still have to work on adaptation skills and abilities, or 'behavioral modification.'
You can potentiate l... | Just be careful of complacency -- I functioned 'fine' through my AA (finished at 18yo). University was such a drastic change for me, I bombed the first time. Develop and maintain excellent habits NOW and you may continue to do fine in the future.
I would say that medication simply wasn't right for you . Finding... | Just be careful of complacency -- I functioned 'fine' through my AA (finished at 18yo). University was such a drastic change for me, I bombed the first time. Develop and maintain excellent habits NOW and you may continue to do fine in the future.
I would say that medication simply wasn't right for you . Finding... | [
"Summary: Talk to your doctor, and these would be smaller doses per pill!\n\nPost: There are a number of people who on advice of their doctor take a second ADHD medication -- some have an IR to extend a shorter-duration XR, and some have two shorter-duration XRs overlapped. The KEY point is that they have work... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,154 |
GALACTICA-Actual | Generate the content for a reddit post Izulas strengthen relationships. | Really... It's just that people like things they're into. Why do the people over in guns have Barrett .50 cal rifles? Are they going to defend against an armored assault on their suburban, soccer mom neighborhood? No. But they're into guns, and they like to go blow the shit out of various fruits, vegetable, and the occ... | Really... It's just that people like things they're into. Why do the people over in guns have Barrett .50 cal rifles? Are they going to defend against an armored assault on their suburban, soccer mom neighborhood? No. But they're into guns, and they like to go blow the shit out of various fruits, vegetable, and the occ... | [
"Summary: Yes, I've had to deal with the fucking justice system. Several times actually.\n\nPost: Well, I'm in my 50s, have graduated from an accredited police academy and worked in law enforcement, have a degree in Administration of Justice, and spent over 15 years working in the civil court system as well. \n S... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,155 |
phobius | Generate the content for a reddit post some people can self-learn very well. Steering newcomers to easier languages is fine, but information is better than dogma
edit: formatting. may have gone a bit overboard.. | Whilst it's admittedly much harder to tell these days, there are plenty of exceptional programmers who are self-taught and could code circles around the average degree-carrying professional.
Sure, there are way more terrible programmers per capita than in (say) the 80's and 90's - but there's some amazing genius ou... | Whilst it's admittedly much harder to tell these days, there are plenty of exceptional programmers who are self-taught and could code circles around the average degree-carrying professional.
Sure, there are way more terrible programmers per capita than in (say) the 80's and 90's - but there's some amazing genius ou... | [
"Summary: tribe)\n\nPost: the radio announcer says \"..to deal with the Y2K problem\" right after the cops duck) \n I'd always assumed it was at the earliest a 90's concern. \n from \n > The Year 2000 problem was the subject of the early book, Computers in Crisis by Jerome and Marilyn Murray (Petrocelli, 1984 ; ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,156 |
BruceWayneIsBarman | Generate the content for a reddit post Owl City made me see Jesus in the desert when I was sad. | One time I thought I saw Jesus in the desert. I shit you not.
I've never had an experience like that since, I just zoned out after a multiple day smoke and drink binge while driving for 40+ hours straight (I was the passenger at the time and smoking heavily).
I was returning to a small town I lived in but didn't co... | One time I thought I saw Jesus in the desert. I shit you not.
I've never had an experience like that since, I just zoned out after a multiple day smoke and drink binge while driving for 40+ hours straight (I was the passenger at the time and smoking heavily).
I was returning to a small town I lived in but didn't co... | [
"Summary: Our differences make us stronger. \n ;dr: Venn Diagram\n\nPost: Not all L issues are G issues. Not all B issues are G or L issues. So T has specific issues that LGB don't face. So what? We have enough social issues that overlap that together, make make a bigger, broad, more beautiful, more powerful presci... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,157 |
7ofalltrades | Generate the content for a reddit post Tried to make spaghetti in the micro wave. Had noodle cake instead. It was awful. | In college our dorms wouldn't let us have any heating appliance other than a microwave. We learned how to microwave Ramen so it's just like stove-made. It's all about the technique of keeping water boiling hot while the noodles cooked without just straight up microwaving the noodles and getting rubber.
Tried the same... | In college our dorms wouldn't let us have any heating appliance other than a microwave. We learned how to microwave Ramen so it's just like stove-made. It's all about the technique of keeping water boiling hot while the noodles cooked without just straight up microwaving the noodles and getting rubber.
Tried the same... | [
"Summary: the fetus/human being/parasite does have the right to infringe on the person's body if the person made the willing choice - be it mistake or not - to create it and make it infringe on her body. The baby didn't choose to be in that situation, the woman chose to put it there. I don't believe it is her r... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,158 |
Tezerel | Generate the content for a reddit post don't expect people to have time to invent but also work towards furthering humanity, especially if any joe can decide to do so | Under socialism, how does one have the freedom to do whatever they deem "creative and inventive discovery" without actually working? Does somebody say hey this guy doesn't have to work, he is an inventor or an artist. But your 16 year old son, no he has to work if he wants his share.
If everyone is sharing the fruits... | Under socialism, how does one have the freedom to do whatever they deem "creative and inventive discovery" without actually working? Does somebody say hey this guy doesn't have to work, he is an inventor or an artist. But your 16 year old son, no he has to work if he wants his share.
If everyone is sharing the fruits... | [
"Summary: not true at all\n\nPost: People in power make the decisions and don't suffer the consequences, so its kinda bullshit. Additionally, \"the draft\" is how America fought all wars before we created a large professional army after Vietnam. It was the default system, and is the same system that was used for th... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,159 |
vivereloud | Generate the content for a reddit post Break up on saturday, ski trip becomes non-refundable in 3 days. Should I take the hit or should I try and get my money back? | We'd been going through a really weird time for the last couple months. I was feeling really emotionally deprived from him, he didn't want to hang out, have sex, reluctant to see my family, said 'i love you' in an odd manner and stopped being able to commit to future plans. I was unhappy, he was emotionally checked out... | We'd been going through a really weird time for the last couple months. I was feeling really emotionally deprived from him, he didn't want to hang out, have sex, reluctant to see my family, said 'i love you' in an odd manner and stopped being able to commit to future plans. I was unhappy, he was emotionally checked out... | [
"Summary: Aunt hates Joy, \"Tacky as Fuck\" amongst insults.\n\nPost: Ah, your family situation sounds like mine. \n As in your story, my dad's parents (Nana and Grandpa) divorced when he was about 18, and remarried when I was about seven to an absolutely lovely woman named Joy. I've grown up seeing my Nana by hers... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,160 |
TheBhawb | Generate the content for a reddit post people who complain about ascended being too grindy have either never played any MMO besides GW2 or are simply willfully ignoring their past experience because they can't have all the shiny new toys the neighbor kid has without actually putting in a little work. | First off, a gear treadmill is based on the idea of planned obsoletion, that you need to grind a specific set of gear, with the knowledge that one day your gear will be absolutely obsolete and you'll need to farm some more to stay relevant. On top of that you have the problem you mention, where there were gear tiers to... | First off, a gear treadmill is based on the idea of planned obsoletion, that you need to grind a specific set of gear, with the knowledge that one day your gear will be absolutely obsolete and you'll need to farm some more to stay relevant. On top of that you have the problem you mention, where there were gear tiers to... | [
"Summary: the community, the core, fun game experience, and my trust in the developers keep me around. And as long as I still like playing the game (and a lot of times that has more to do with who you play with than what you play) I'll keep playing.\n\nPost: I have been around since launch. Not to say that I have b... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,161 |
GruntOrama | Generate the content for a reddit post Read the last paragraph Sorry that was so long and rambling | No problem. The biggest issue I have with the smaller plates is that people become reliant on them and don't get confident with bigger weights. Don't get me wrong, the goal should be to hit PRs as much as possible, and I'm not saying you should try and force a PR each training session either, but for many novice lifter... | No problem. The biggest issue I have with the smaller plates is that people become reliant on them and don't get confident with bigger weights. Don't get me wrong, the goal should be to hit PRs as much as possible, and I'm not saying you should try and force a PR each training session either, but for many novice lifter... | [
"Summary: Training should be handled on an individual basis. If a lifter is technically sound but weak, they should focus on developing strength. If they are strong and fast, but suck at the competition lifts, they need to develop technique. These arguments also have a tendency to completely neglect the use of AAS.... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,162 |
Captain_Truth1000 | Generate the content for a reddit post It's a lose lose. | When the light is green for you, that does not mean go. That means stop, look around you and when you are absolutely sure it is safe, then you go."
This will ensure you get rear ended or at the very least angry horns blasted at you. On the plus side rear end accidents tend to be less fatal than t-bone style accidents... | When the light is green for you, that does not mean go. That means stop, look around you and when you are absolutely sure it is safe, then you go."
This will ensure you get rear ended or at the very least angry horns blasted at you. On the plus side rear end accidents tend to be less fatal than t-bone style accidents... | [
"Summary: Reddit sometimes you don't think things through.\n\nPost: You know you're 100% right and you have 2k+ up votes because of it. However we have organizations around that help to stop said psychotic behaviour, they are called unions. Yet whenever they are mentioned reddit throws a fit and downvotes because:... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,163 |
SaphiraArach | Generate the content for a reddit post My father was in a terrible near death accident. The driver who caused it fled and was never caught. The hospital bills are now over 200,000. There is a benefit dinner to help him out on the 23rd at Texas Roadhouse in Milford, Ohio. | Most of you probably remember the story on the news from August of 2011. There was an independent owner/operator trucker headed home from a long trip away from his family. He was driving his semi in the right hand lane and almost back to Ohio when a driver failed to yield and cut him off. He stood on his brakes and swe... | Most of you probably remember the story on the news from August of 2011. There was an independent owner/operator trucker headed home from a long trip away from his family. He was driving his semi in the right hand lane and almost back to Ohio when a driver failed to yield and cut him off. He stood on his brakes and swe... | [
"Summary: My sister is 10 and believes in Santa (but not in any 'god') and we're all happy about it. Making fun of a child who believes in Santa, but not of a child who believes in god is stupid. They're both equally able to be disproven/proven. Can't prove them? Exactly. \n end rant\n\nPost: For people griping a... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,164 |
deadly_trash | Generate the content for a reddit post Pick either one to two roles or a handful of champions to master, and try to play them as much as possible. If you can fill that's great, but try to play what you're best at. Worry about yourself more than your teammates. To do so, focus on maintaining a decent KDA and farming wel... | Hey there,
Your best bet is to stick to a preferred role or champion. It's better to know the ins and outs of a few champs/ one role, than it is to only know a little bit of every role. It looks like you have a flexible champ pool, which is very nice for playing a specific role or filling when you need to do so. It l... | Hey there,
Your best bet is to stick to a preferred role or champion. It's better to know the ins and outs of a few champs/ one role, than it is to only know a little bit of every role. It looks like you have a flexible champ pool, which is very nice for playing a specific role or filling when you need to do so. It l... | [
"Summary: i typically win lane, but I think my biggest issue is closing out games/ late game positioning and dying when death timers are so long. Any tips?? Thank you!\n\nPost: Hey there, \n I play quite a bit of ADC, mostly Lucian, Jinx, Trist, Cait. I can play many others and win about 50% of them, but these ones... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,165 |
bekahbv | Generate the content for a reddit post Marriage is a communist plot. | Ahh, that would be my husband. I remained faithful, even through 3 deployments and his release from the military. He had multiple affairs and I got sick of his bullshit about how he would stop, how much he loved/ cared for me, how the other women were drunken mistakes... We are now getting divorced (I left him). | Ahh, that would be my husband. I remained faithful, even through 3 deployments and his release from the military. He had multiple affairs and I got sick of his bullshit about how he would stop, how much he loved/ cared for me, how the other women were drunken mistakes... We are now getting divorced (I left him). | [
"Summary: My 16 year old's sex ed class was probably very awkward for her, because I helped to teach much of it, but I know she and her classmates received good information and were taught 13 methods of birth control.\n\nPost: My sixteen year old took sex ed here in Illinois. She took it in fifth grade, eighth grad... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,166 |
merreborn | Generate the content for a reddit post if people are profiting from your copyleft code, you're probably reaping the benefit of their work on the code. At no cost to you. | I don't think their intention for putting it on github was for others to profit off of it...
If they didn't want that, they wouldn't have released it using the CPAL license.
Commercial use is typically embraced by the copyleft community: if people are making money off your code, they're probably paying people to en... | I don't think their intention for putting it on github was for others to profit off of it...
If they didn't want that, they wouldn't have released it using the CPAL license.
Commercial use is typically embraced by the copyleft community: if people are making money off your code, they're probably paying people to en... | [
"Summary: he never posted to creepshots. He was recruited to help delete inappropriate submissions after the sub was targeted by SRS.\n\nPost: He deserves to be publicly exposed like he did to so many other people against their will. \n Can anyone speak to the extent of VA's participation in r/creepshots? He was ... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,167 |
Shark_Kicker | Generate the content for a reddit post Genetics are being undersold for marketing purposes. But don't let that stop you. Go be healthy! Eat right! Try to run your triathlon! Just make sure you're setting realistic goals for yourself so you don't quit. | No. You should consult your physician and then set a realistic goal for yourself. Maybe, run a novice triathlon or "short" triathlon. Maybe just start with a 5k or some other personal fitness goal and work your way up. I'm confident that if you're healthy enough, most people could probably pull off a triathalon if they... | No. You should consult your physician and then set a realistic goal for yourself. Maybe, run a novice triathlon or "short" triathlon. Maybe just start with a 5k or some other personal fitness goal and work your way up. I'm confident that if you're healthy enough, most people could probably pull off a triathalon if they... | [
"Summary: I knew a guy who's future was saved by a self exam.\n\nPost: This is fact. When I was in college I knew a guy that contracted testicular cancer when he was 19! He was lucky enough to catch it because he got regular physicals and actually took the doctor's advice to do self exams. He's alive and well toda... | 46 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,168 |
Kwibbian_Kel | Generate the content for a reddit post Winter is shorter than summer because it just is . | The calendar isn't an entirely arbitratry construct. It's based around the Earth's path around the Sun. Most people understand this. But fewer understand that the calendar is anchored by 4 events:
~03/20: Spring Equinox
~06/21: Summer Solstice
~09/22: Autumnal Equinox
~12/21: Winter Solstice
The... | The calendar isn't an entirely arbitratry construct. It's based around the Earth's path around the Sun. Most people understand this. But fewer understand that the calendar is anchored by 4 events:
~03/20: Spring Equinox
~06/21: Summer Solstice
~09/22: Autumnal Equinox
~12/21: Winter Solstice
The... | [
"Summary: 2013 was McLaren's worst year in 33 years, and one of their 3 worst ever.\n\nPost: McLaren didn't have the best year in 2013, but still...? \n I like Whitmarsh on a personal level, but \"not the best year\" is really understating how bad last year was. \n Last year was only the 2nd time in the past 16 y... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,169 |
dukeslver | Generate the content for a reddit post Being a fair-weather sports fan is like only watching the finale of a TV show | Question: what's wrong with being a fair weather or bandwagon fan?
because being a fan extends far beyond winning and losing, it's about supporting something.
Supporting a team is just like supporting anything else in life, whether it's a friend or a politician or a band. It doesn't matter what the result is, you a... | Question: what's wrong with being a fair weather or bandwagon fan?
because being a fan extends far beyond winning and losing, it's about supporting something.
Supporting a team is just like supporting anything else in life, whether it's a friend or a politician or a band. It doesn't matter what the result is, you a... | [
"Summary: PACING, this show stagnates... a lot. About 3 seasons worth of content has been dragged out into 4.5 seasons.\n\nPost: The pacing is the biggest issue to me. What I love about other great dramas is that they fit so much into 50 minute episodes and are able to move the story along and develop characters at... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,170 |
shelldog | Generate the content for a reddit post Be someone's friend. You never know how much of a difference you're making just by being there for them. | First, some background:
A random girl added me on MySpace ~5-6 years ago, and we still talk to this day. We've never met in person because we live about 900 miles apart, but we text/talk from time to time. Lately, she's been going through a rough patch in her life. Her family, friends, ex-boyfriend (who was mentally ... | First, some background:
A random girl added me on MySpace ~5-6 years ago, and we still talk to this day. We've never met in person because we live about 900 miles apart, but we text/talk from time to time. Lately, she's been going through a rough patch in her life. Her family, friends, ex-boyfriend (who was mentally ... | [
"Summary: he boosted his friend's YouTube video and his friend made money from the views.\n\nPost: Edit: [here's]( the link to his submission. I got a detail or two mixed up in the original post, sorry :( \n Don't have the link, but here's a summary: \n First, someone posted a video on YouTube that was completely ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,171 |
apostledeets | Generate the content for a reddit post The OPO is a decent phone plagued with QA issues, questionable management, and ridiculously bad marketing. | They lied about being owned by OPPO
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They put on a socially irresponsible contest for initial invites
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The OPO had multiple delays for those who did score an invite
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The OPO got delayed in the EU due to not understanding that they needed to put the ... | They lied about being owned by OPPO
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They put on a socially irresponsible contest for initial invites
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The OPO had multiple delays for those who did score an invite
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The OPO got delayed in the EU due to not understanding that they needed to put the ... | [
"Summary: Education and Cardio. Everything else is secondary.\n\nPost: Posted this in the other thread as well: \n Okay. Let's start with the basics. \n You're only 16. Most wrestlers don't make it big until their mid-twenties, some early thirties. Use that to your advantage. Be a gym rat, take gymnastics, and yes,... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,172 |
Jorgisven | Generate the content for a reddit post He should check a lot of things before choosing a cluster. | To that end, how was the budget determined? There are still a lot of questions that need to be asked before making an appropriate recommendation. Maybe this is a contract project and scalability and longevity is not a concern. Most finance people won't come up with a number like that off the cuff, because they usually ... | To that end, how was the budget determined? There are still a lot of questions that need to be asked before making an appropriate recommendation. Maybe this is a contract project and scalability and longevity is not a concern. Most finance people won't come up with a number like that off the cuff, because they usually ... | [
"Summary: value is determined by supply and demand, and price can influence demand, but price does not necessarily equal value.\n\nPost: Not quite. Scarcity is not fabricated - supply is fabricated, value, however, is determined by market. These are loosely affected by price. \n That is, it may not make sense to yo... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,173 |
skitzokid420 | Generate the content for a reddit post Some lady killed a kid and told me I was responsible. | When I was an Assistant Manager at a drive thru Car Wash I had a lady come up and ask for the manager one day. I go up to her and apparently she sat at one of our pay stations for 10 minutes and no one came to help her (it's self service). So she HAD to back out. In doing so she backed into a curb and scuffed up her... | When I was an Assistant Manager at a drive thru Car Wash I had a lady come up and ask for the manager one day. I go up to her and apparently she sat at one of our pay stations for 10 minutes and no one came to help her (it's self service). So she HAD to back out. In doing so she backed into a curb and scuffed up her... | [
"Summary: Teacher never came back from woodstock, stole things off her desk while she watched and didn't even notice we where doing it.\n\nPost: When I was in my junior year of high school. My chem. teacher never really came back from woodstock to say the least. My friends and I would always mess with her but I h... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,174 |
foamed | Generate the content for a reddit post My Mother and father told me that they were proud of me for cumming in a cup while five other people heard us. Later that day I got eight fingers (from 8 different doctors) stuck up my ass while my mother and father watched. :( | I'll try to write what happened that day, but I'm not a great writer (and English is not my main language either). I'll try my best though.
About two years ago I got diagnosed with chronic myologenus leukemia (CML) in blast crisis. The doctors told me I had a low survival rate, but they would do everything in their p... | I'll try to write what happened that day, but I'm not a great writer (and English is not my main language either). I'll try my best though.
About two years ago I got diagnosed with chronic myologenus leukemia (CML) in blast crisis. The doctors told me I had a low survival rate, but they would do everything in their p... | [
"Summary: I dream that I eat a large bowl of teeth and then my own teeth fall out as well. I feel and hear every single thing while I dream it. Horrible dream.\n\nPost: It's actually a very common dream. \n My dream is a bit different though. I dream that I eat teeth from a large bowl, just like cereal. When I eat ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,175 |
FalconOne | Generate the content for a reddit post I might be just a bit fucked up... | I'm afraid that If I were to say all the forms of torture that I have thought of, the FBI and the CIA will come after me. So, to keep it short, I'll give two that I thought of recently.
Take very thin but very strong string. force the string under the fingernails all the way to the base, then tie the string backwards... | I'm afraid that If I were to say all the forms of torture that I have thought of, the FBI and the CIA will come after me. So, to keep it short, I'll give two that I thought of recently.
Take very thin but very strong string. force the string under the fingernails all the way to the base, then tie the string backwards... | [
"Summary: Wanted dinner and a movie, got popcorn and a show instead.\n\nPost: Posted this once before. Mostly was to the same question. \n I go to her house, as a surprise, just to spend time watching TV and stuff. Its in the evening and sunset, so no light really in the house when I go in through the garage. As I ... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,176 |
En1337ened | Generate the content for a reddit post I think we're probably making the same argument, but the long/short lane terminology is terrible because it's so nondescript. | I'm not following your logic.
If you're Legion playing at bot, you're in the long lane. In this lane, creeps start out fighting around the turn, which is close to your tower, giving you an easy retreat. Allgedly, "long" is given the name because it takes a longer time for your creeps to walk to the enemy tower (i.e.,... | I'm not following your logic.
If you're Legion playing at bot, you're in the long lane. In this lane, creeps start out fighting around the turn, which is close to your tower, giving you an easy retreat. Allgedly, "long" is given the name because it takes a longer time for your creeps to walk to the enemy tower (i.e.,... | [
"Summary: People still make stupid hero picks, don't understand each hero's role, don't put together sane lanes, rarely support, and focus on getting kills at even the \"decently high\" levels of MMR.\n\nPost: I agree. People are bad even at the upper levels. They don't understand team mechanics. Seems like lower l... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,177 |
ARKB1rd44 | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop and take a look at your photos for clarity, color, and brightness. When using a camera take a moment to look at your surroundings. USE LANDSCAPE NOT PORTRAIT. | You missed three key things that should be addressed. Unfocused, underexposed and overexposed pictures, and camera settings.
Take a moment before posting and check if the photos you took are focused. An exception would be the rc is focused but the background isn't. Therefore giving the viewer the impression of speed.... | You missed three key things that should be addressed. Unfocused, underexposed and overexposed pictures, and camera settings.
Take a moment before posting and check if the photos you took are focused. An exception would be the rc is focused but the background isn't. Therefore giving the viewer the impression of speed.... | [
"Summary: I commit a hit and run (kind of) and don't owe anyone after making a phone call.\n\nPost: Step 1: get all legal problems solved\nStep 2: keep occupied, do anything that is fun\nOptional: talk to someone about it. \n I know how you feel I was in a similar predicament. \n(Car I hit) (me ) ( douche who parke... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,178 |
OHhokie1 | Generate the content for a reddit post Patents on an end-use product assume ownership of the infinitely numerous and unique ways to make the same product. Therefore, they stifle innovation, creativity, and market efficiency while ironically violating the intellectual property rights of the people who come up with a bet... | I had an argument earlier in a thread about IP. Just curious to see if most of you here at /r/libertarian agree with the positions I took.
First of all, two of the things libertarians value most dearly are property rights and free markets. The argument among us about IP is often framed as one that someone must value ... | I had an argument earlier in a thread about IP. Just curious to see if most of you here at /r/libertarian agree with the positions I took.
First of all, two of the things libertarians value most dearly are property rights and free markets. The argument among us about IP is often framed as one that someone must value ... | [
"Summary: shit is magic.\n\nPost: You can attach the black cable to the metal frame of the jumper car, then you're fine to connect the other end of the black cable to the negative terminal of the other battery or the frame of the other car. \n Neither car needs to have the black cable touching the actual negative t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,179 |
BeyondAddiction | Generate the content for a reddit post grandfather used to play guitar. Instead of watching him play I watched TV instead and never got to hear him play again because he died shortly thereafter. I'm a piece of shit. | The last time I went to visit my grandparents before my grandfather passed away I'll never forget. My grandfather and I were close and it was his fondest wish that I learn to play guitar. He even gave me the guitar he saved up to buy when he was 14. He used to pluck away at his guitar at the kitchen table and loved it ... | The last time I went to visit my grandparents before my grandfather passed away I'll never forget. My grandfather and I were close and it was his fondest wish that I learn to play guitar. He even gave me the guitar he saved up to buy when he was 14. He used to pluck away at his guitar at the kitchen table and loved it ... | [
"Summary: Got a bunch of shitty service from Best Buy before getting screwed over. Fuck Best Buy. That place sucks.\n\nPost: Best Buy. Fuck them. A few years back I was in the market for a mid-range laptop, but the guy talked me into one of their HP models. Finally even though I didn't want it he suckered me into b... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,180 |
GeminiK | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not about the fat guy. He's cool. It's about the guy taht is so fat it actually inhibits other people.
EDIT: I'm not going to respond to your strawman attack. | It's not the guy that weighs 300 pounds, and has to squeeze into his car to go to work. That guy is ok, he should probably drop some weight, I mean that's not healthy.
I'm talking about the people you can smell before you see in a store. The man who is bound to a motorwheelchair and has fat flaps flowing over the sid... | It's not the guy that weighs 300 pounds, and has to squeeze into his car to go to work. That guy is ok, he should probably drop some weight, I mean that's not healthy.
I'm talking about the people you can smell before you see in a store. The man who is bound to a motorwheelchair and has fat flaps flowing over the sid... | [
"Summary: Pansy, but only because you invited me to say it, and I rarely pass up an opportunity to insult someone when they ask for it.\n\nPost: That's a very good reason, but ultimately I'm afraid unfounded in fact in this case, unless you have a very curious personality, and very shitty friends. I would encourage... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,181 |
Absurd_Simian | Generate the content for a reddit post Either gender is made up, making trans issues less valid and perhaps their own worst enemy, or* gender is innate like sex making transitions superficial at most, and making TERPers correct.
Is there a third option? | If gender is a social role forced on us then it makes sense it is also something you can deny or can choose to express freely.
If gender exists beyond the subjective social role forced upon us, then gender is not something that you can choose, and is something inate and directly related to sex. This also suggests tha... | If gender is a social role forced on us then it makes sense it is also something you can deny or can choose to express freely.
If gender exists beyond the subjective social role forced upon us, then gender is not something that you can choose, and is something inate and directly related to sex. This also suggests tha... | [
"Summary: ing the thread. \n Finally I am wondering what established channels should Deepthroat have taken regarding watergate...that criminal! /s\n\nPost: That your assumption that the best and the right choice is always established channels is wrong. Especially when the release of information could be deemed ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,182 |
Dukaness | Generate the content for a reddit post The cooldown reduction attributable to Circle of Life from a precision Throwing Knife kill is 26-33 seconds. Incendiary Blade only adds 20 DoT after the accidental nerf. Knife Juggler works the same as before. I recommend CoL for skilled Throw Knife users and Knife Juggler for tho... | The Video](
For my comrades at work:
Intro
Hey everyone, Dukaness here with Part 2 of my mini viability series for the Gunslinger after the June update. [I recommend watching Part 1 before you watch this video]( Part 1 discussed the grenades, and the next episode will cover modifiers. This episode is focused on T... | The Video](
For my comrades at work:
Intro
Hey everyone, Dukaness here with Part 2 of my mini viability series for the Gunslinger after the June update. [I recommend watching Part 1 before you watch this video]( Part 1 discussed the grenades, and the next episode will cover modifiers. This episode is focused on T... | [
"Summary: If you take only one thing away from this video/analysis, it’s this – practice different weapons and strategies against easy teams until you’re confident with every Meta weapon and a handful of strategies to maximize your effectiveness against the best of the best. \n -Duke\n\nPost: Hey everyone, Dukaness... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,183 |
iggybiggyblack | Generate the content for a reddit post My wife's best friends' boyfriend pissed the bed at our house several times in a row, and also got caught sneaking around naked looking for a change of clothes in a drunken stupor. My sister saw his penis once as well. | Original link:
Credit: /u/ChicagoCowboy
My now-wife's best friend from college started dating this guy maybe 3 years ago. At first we thought he was a little abrasive, kind of a lush but couldn't hold his liquor, but he was a funny, smart guy and he treated her really well so we quickly got over that and learned to... | Original link:
Credit: /u/ChicagoCowboy
My now-wife's best friend from college started dating this guy maybe 3 years ago. At first we thought he was a little abrasive, kind of a lush but couldn't hold his liquor, but he was a funny, smart guy and he treated her really well so we quickly got over that and learned to... | [
"Summary: I really don't understand why my gf doesn't want to introduce me to her friends / social circle. \n Final Update: So I met her briefly today and ended things. Thank you all for giving me the extra push. Being the dumper isn't as bad as the dumpee, but it still kind of sucks. \n Some thoughts: -First, Aman... | 97 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,184 |
scatmanbynight | Generate the content for a reddit post A man should always attempt to restrain a violent woman before using violence to defend himself because chances are his retaliation could do serious harm and I think that's a big reason the double standard exists. | A friend of mine had a girlfriend that was incredibly abusive when drunk. It'd start with her "playfully" punching his shoulder when he said something she didn't like and would escalate into full blown slapping at the end of the night.
We were at my house one night cooking out and she started hitting them. I told the... | A friend of mine had a girlfriend that was incredibly abusive when drunk. It'd start with her "playfully" punching his shoulder when he said something she didn't like and would escalate into full blown slapping at the end of the night.
We were at my house one night cooking out and she started hitting them. I told the... | [
"Summary: Don't give them any good arrow or they will resort to their default wooden bow.\n\nPost: From what has been tested, the follower will either equip a better arrow type or a better bow. \n If you give them a better arrow type, the followers will never run out of that arrow but the follower will only use the... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,185 |
Ayalala | Generate the content for a reddit post ANet need to iron out match-making a little more. | CD'er here; what you've said is pretty accurate. I don't participate in WvW when we're getting shut-out. True, this is probably a cause of why we're getting shut-out. But I'd rather not have to get stomped on and have no fun for hours to eventually catch back up, because of a bad match up. I think ANet still needs ... | CD'er here; what you've said is pretty accurate. I don't participate in WvW when we're getting shut-out. True, this is probably a cause of why we're getting shut-out. But I'd rather not have to get stomped on and have no fun for hours to eventually catch back up, because of a bad match up. I think ANet still needs ... | [
"Summary: Festivals are fun but so much awful music happens at them.\n\nPost: I saw Wolfmother open for AC/DC a few years back, and wasn't expecting much, but what I got was mindblowing and one of the best stadium shows I've seen. Then I saw them at a festival and they were absolutely poor, only the frontman was do... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,186 |
callmecatalyst | Generate the content for a reddit post if we go under .500 one year with Harbaugh, of course there will be fair weather fans who call for his head, but the team, Trent Baalke, and most importantly Jed York will all support him because of his absurdly impressive resumé and history of success. If the losing continues for... | The media is currently making up shit, exaggerating rumors and turning them into non-stories just to spite him, (and generate clicks/ratings). They're doing that right now, as Harbaugh has averaged 3 NFCCG appearances in 3 seasons - including 1 Super Bowl appearance where we lost by 3 points - and has averaged just ove... | The media is currently making up shit, exaggerating rumors and turning them into non-stories just to spite him, (and generate clicks/ratings). They're doing that right now, as Harbaugh has averaged 3 NFCCG appearances in 3 seasons - including 1 Super Bowl appearance where we lost by 3 points - and has averaged just ove... | [
"Summary: We've got DEPTH and Fitzy would be another \"Moss\" type toy that is great - but rarely gets used. At least his talents wouldn't be going to waste is all I'm saying. He'd get targets, and they would be accurate throws.\n\nPost: TBH our WR core has been more than stellar for our offensive schemes this year... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,187 |
OkageStarr | Generate the content for a reddit post A good enough game is worth the extra effort it takes to play on a PC. A good game that doesn't need all that effort? That's even better. | Console gaming, for the most part, doesn't require a real dedication to the hobby, doesn't seem to push the envelope much on innovation, and all too often, doesn't even require much thought. PC gaming enthusiasts, especially us old one who've been around since DOS, sometimes find the cookie-cutter plug-n-play nature of... | Console gaming, for the most part, doesn't require a real dedication to the hobby, doesn't seem to push the envelope much on innovation, and all too often, doesn't even require much thought. PC gaming enthusiasts, especially us old one who've been around since DOS, sometimes find the cookie-cutter plug-n-play nature of... | [
"Summary: A woman should not be allowed to abort a consensually conceived child from a still-willing and proven able father without facing liability to the father for the lost child, unless in cases where medical need is established.\n\nPost: Abortion rights are a not-entirely-unrelated issue here, and one which I'... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,188 |
DKaine | Generate the content for a reddit post Why the hell do i have to be on-call?
Because people have after-hours business needs and the only thing standing between them and complete financial ruination due to not having that one toolbar that does the thing in Office 2003... is you. | Does your company pay you?
I get paid a flat rate (3 hours of time-and-a-half) for each week that I'm on call, and I get paid time and a half for every hour after 3 hours that I am on the clock for a call.
>Whats you expected response time?
A "reasonable" time after I'm called. No specifics are given, but I like... | Does your company pay you?
I get paid a flat rate (3 hours of time-and-a-half) for each week that I'm on call, and I get paid time and a half for every hour after 3 hours that I am on the clock for a call.
>Whats you expected response time?
A "reasonable" time after I'm called. No specifics are given, but I like... | [
"Summary: Not really worried about it.\n\nPost: So far, I've hated everything I've seen about Metro. I got a good taste of what it will be like with the new Ubuntu UI (I never thought I'd see the day when Microsoft copied Ubuntu) and I don't like it. It's too far down the path of \"user friendly\". I haven't tri... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,189 |
UntilThereWasWill | Generate the content for a reddit post I guess I drool about cocks in my sleep. | Happened to me with a nightmare. In it, I get drugged at a party - going comatose but still aware of what's happening. A cock gets thrusted into my mouth; I'm essentially being throat fucked. Just as a shot of warm, sticky fluid is spilling out of my mouth: I wake up with a bunch of drool on my chin...
... At least I... | Happened to me with a nightmare. In it, I get drugged at a party - going comatose but still aware of what's happening. A cock gets thrusted into my mouth; I'm essentially being throat fucked. Just as a shot of warm, sticky fluid is spilling out of my mouth: I wake up with a bunch of drool on my chin...
... At least I... | [
"Summary: for my post. Don't lead them on. If they become attracted to YOU, perhaps it's best to make your intentions clear. However they take it is on them, unless you've been sending mixed signals.\n\nPost: Agreed. But there's a bit more to it than that, in my opinion. \n For example, being friends with someone w... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,190 |
alexandertheaverage | Generate the content for a reddit post don't suck as cadet. Top half should be okay not matter what. Don't get your heart set on a branch in a time of flux. | All of this info is available on the HRC website or by calling branch. Seriously, I you want a certain branch, contact the LT/CPT manager and see what the forecast is. Make an informed decision.
Look the Army is scaling back but that doesn't mean there isn't a demand for fresh meat...errr...young officers. The fir... | All of this info is available on the HRC website or by calling branch. Seriously, I you want a certain branch, contact the LT/CPT manager and see what the forecast is. Make an informed decision.
Look the Army is scaling back but that doesn't mean there isn't a demand for fresh meat...errr...young officers. The fir... | [
"Summary: Apparently at Fort Hood being left handed is unprofessional.\n\nPost: Oh I've been waiting for one of these. \n I'm left handed so I wear my watch on my right hand. In garrison, I wear stainless steel watches. One is a Swiss Army that my wife got me for our wedding gift. The other is my grandfather's R... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,191 |
HomesteaderWannabe | Generate the content for a reddit post if carbon in the form of wood coals (charcoal) is burned without restricting access to air (oxygen), is carbon monoxide generation a problem, or would it burn cleanly into carbon dioxide? | Okay, here's some explanation for why I'm asking this question... it's of practical importance!
First off, I just need to say that when I speak of charcoal, I'm NOT talking about the potentially-impure stuff you can buy for your barbecue .
Now, I'm in the process of designing a well sealed and insulated passive so... | Okay, here's some explanation for why I'm asking this question... it's of practical importance!
First off, I just need to say that when I speak of charcoal, I'm NOT talking about the potentially-impure stuff you can buy for your barbecue .
Now, I'm in the process of designing a well sealed and insulated passive so... | [
"Summary: would a siphon system as drawn in the link image work for supplying water to a house 1000 ft away, or am I missing something that means this plan is fruitless?\n\nPost: My fiancee and I have been homesteading on our property for a little over a year now and we're absolutely loving it. However, I would be ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,192 |
brockvenom | Generate the content for a reddit post don't get hung up on things, enjoy and experience your life. make memories | don't worry about growing up, don't anticipate moving out and living on your own, as cool and fun as it may seem now.
Just enjoy your life the way it is now. Experience it. Have fun, be happy, and don't put too much thought into the future, just what you need. Don't rush anything. Make friends. Go to parties. Take pi... | don't worry about growing up, don't anticipate moving out and living on your own, as cool and fun as it may seem now.
Just enjoy your life the way it is now. Experience it. Have fun, be happy, and don't put too much thought into the future, just what you need. Don't rush anything. Make friends. Go to parties. Take pi... | [
"Summary: I think the OP has a good point, and I personally didn't take my meds until I was 26. I'm not dependent, I developed my own coping mechanism, and for all that I am greatfull.\n\nPost: I agree a bit with OP here, I'll add my 2 cents: \n I was prescribed ritalin as a child, and HATED IT. I obviously have AD... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,193 |
TimMcMahon | Generate the content for a reddit post Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone | To be fair:
The YouTube user doesn't list which country they're from;
There's no video description;
The title of the video is in English;
There doesn't appear to be any Russian comments on the video.
People think "America" when they see reddit and YouTube;
The video is hosted in the US. | To be fair:
The YouTube user doesn't list which country they're from;
There's no video description;
The title of the video is in English;
There doesn't appear to be any Russian comments on the video.
People think "America" when they see reddit and YouTube;
The video is hosted in the US. | [
"Summary: Industrial espionage. Wired, you're doing it wrong.\n\nPost: I don't even... \n > “Presumably, they were bringing up custom-built gear they didn’t want anyone else to see.” ~ Chris Sharp \n How on earth could they hide their custom-built gear? \n > “They had us turn off all overhead lights too, and their ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,194 |
Inactive91 | Generate the content for a reddit post you are disingenuous and obviously not very intelligent, go tout your party line else where. | Thank you for the wonderfully intellectual and thoughtful comment that doesn't represent a false dichotomy at all. You must have been the star pupil in your academic career.
First off, just because you're a fiscal conservative economically, doesn't mean you aren't socially liberal. For example, I am. I'd consider mys... | Thank you for the wonderfully intellectual and thoughtful comment that doesn't represent a false dichotomy at all. You must have been the star pupil in your academic career.
First off, just because you're a fiscal conservative economically, doesn't mean you aren't socially liberal. For example, I am. I'd consider mys... | [
"Summary: You are a barbarian and lack a civil mind.\n\nPost: First of all, thank you for showing your blind obedience to the religion that is the Democratic Party. You're no better than an obedient Republican. I also find it funny you lump us all collectively as one giant sentient being where there can be no diffe... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,195 |
Zachel | Generate the content for a reddit post You've misunderstood the arguments I object to, this is not about the need for meat, but the need for food. | Is that all it takes to be good at judging arguments by analogy?
Being able to identify what an analogy is, and what isn't, yes, that is what it takes.
>Okay, I think this is where you're getting confused. I think it's obvious to say that eating meat is not a basic need. I think it's obvious to say that you won't l... | Is that all it takes to be good at judging arguments by analogy?
Being able to identify what an analogy is, and what isn't, yes, that is what it takes.
>Okay, I think this is where you're getting confused. I think it's obvious to say that eating meat is not a basic need. I think it's obvious to say that you won't l... | [
"Summary: Buy for your needs, not your convictions.\n\nPost: Yes, but a quick look on the retail prices for even the blue ray drive in my country reveals that the cheapest I can get is still 50% of the price of a second hand PS3, and then I'd need all the other parts, or frankenstein it out of my 2 spare towers. \n... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,196 |
erisanu | Generate the content for a reddit post I think N is key to being perceived as "psychic", especially when there's an F involved that's developed enough to aim that N at human/emotional dynamics.
*edit: To quote my ENTP besty, "People aren't that complicated. Things usually happen within certain parameters."
ps - WTB... | My experience with ENTPs and their ability to read people and systems leads me to think it is indeed all about the N. I've personally not heard of one being called psychic, but I've seen them make enough predictions and calls based off intuition that it wouldn't be too surprising if someone did.
ENFP, like INFJ, also... | My experience with ENTPs and their ability to read people and systems leads me to think it is indeed all about the N. I've personally not heard of one being called psychic, but I've seen them make enough predictions and calls based off intuition that it wouldn't be too surprising if someone did.
ENFP, like INFJ, also... | [
"Summary: Took me until my 30s to actually develop my Fe and learn emotional control because my ENFP single mom taught four year old me that my Fe was a broken, bad, and shameful part of myself, resulting in 20+ years of crippling insecurity, self-doubt, and massive rage issues.\n\nPost: I've had \"anger issues\" a... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,197 |
Noname_acc | Generate the content for a reddit post Atheism does not claim "I believe there is no god" it claims "I do not believe in god" and there is more to it than just atheism vs theism. | I'm going to be completely thorough here:
Atheist: lack of belief in diety/religion
theism: belief in diety/religion
gnostic: Certain, knowing
Agnostic: uncertain, unknown
Anti-theism: Belief that theism is detrimental to humanity
Now we combine these words:
Agnostic Atheism(soft atheism): The lack of bel... | I'm going to be completely thorough here:
Atheist: lack of belief in diety/religion
theism: belief in diety/religion
gnostic: Certain, knowing
Agnostic: uncertain, unknown
Anti-theism: Belief that theism is detrimental to humanity
Now we combine these words:
Agnostic Atheism(soft atheism): The lack of bel... | [
"Summary: Normal people get upset when you insult them, especially over important aspects of their life.\n\nPost: Lets say your grandfather was a in the army. Served some number of years and suffered from PTSD. The two of you were very close. To be clear, you have an emotional investment in your grandfather and ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,198 |
junta5393939 | Generate the content for a reddit post It blew my fucking mind out of the back of my fucking head. Go see this fucking movie. It's film at its finest.... Excuse me, I meant.. it's film at its fucking finest. | I consider myself a smart man. One who's intellectual stimulation derived from countless hours of investing time into the cosmos. The planets, stars, black holes, natural phenomena, the history of everything... the universe.
Never have I met another person in life to truly share my passion and awe of these things. Of c... | I consider myself a smart man. One who's intellectual stimulation derived from countless hours of investing time into the cosmos. The planets, stars, black holes, natural phenomena, the history of everything... the universe.
Never have I met another person in life to truly share my passion and awe of these things. Of c... | [
"Summary: It blew my fucking mind out of the back of my fucking head. Go see this fucking movie. It's film at its finest.... Excuse me, I meant.. it's film at its fucking finest.\n\nPost: I consider myself a smart man. One who's intellectual stimulation derived from countless hours of investing time into the cosmos... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,199 |
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