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pyromanser365 | Generate the content for a reddit post shit is fucked up.
Edit: not being a debby downer but just expressing a fleeting thought. | People see things like this and try to be funny (including me) and sometimes they are (not including me). I try to look at the picture as a picture and not as a victim of life's demonstration of it's constant fragility. But sometimes I can't help but think about what it would be like for me or anyone else if I were in ... | People see things like this and try to be funny (including me) and sometimes they are (not including me). I try to look at the picture as a picture and not as a victim of life's demonstration of it's constant fragility. But sometimes I can't help but think about what it would be like for me or anyone else if I were in ... | [
"Summary: our whole class fucked with one teacher hardcore all semester.\n\nPost: I had this one teacher it was his first year and he was teaching law and justice. The poor guy didn't have a class clown. He had classes of clowns. We did multiple things to mess with him, Like... \n -There was an unspoken game of onc... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 900 |
dlink | Generate the content for a reddit post GB had no relationship with Destiny and therefore has no obligation to contact him regarding their decisions. | On this issue specifically, I do think it would have been a good idea for Gigabyte to contact Destiny personally, especially after he reached out to them.
This is a tricky situation. On one hand, yes, it would have been nice of them to tell him directly and precisely why they do not want to have him cast, but that's ... | On this issue specifically, I do think it would have been a good idea for Gigabyte to contact Destiny personally, especially after he reached out to them.
This is a tricky situation. On one hand, yes, it would have been nice of them to tell him directly and precisely why they do not want to have him cast, but that's ... | [
"Summary: Sounds like user error.\n\nPost: The crux of the issue seems to be stemming from this paragraph right here (emphasis mine) \n >To withdraw her benefits, Busby, 33, uses a Bank of America prepaid debit card on which the state deposits her funds… Busby visits the ATMs in her area and begrudgingly accepts th... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 901 |
Aegean | Generate the content for a reddit post Get a clue | It has been said that left leaning Canadians hate America, patriotism, and US soldiers more than radical Islam.
Reddit should display age, and country of origin. If I knew you were this clueless I would have never wasted my time in discussion with you.
Be that as it may and since we're already entangled in a "discu... | It has been said that left leaning Canadians hate America, patriotism, and US soldiers more than radical Islam.
Reddit should display age, and country of origin. If I knew you were this clueless I would have never wasted my time in discussion with you.
Be that as it may and since we're already entangled in a "discu... | [
"Summary: need mission pronto, extra napkins\n\nPost: We desperately need a mission that flies a drone down there. It would be far too dangerous to send humans down without extensive study. \n Even if there is nothing, that video feed will be amazing to watch, and fascinate the world. \n Likewise, it will inspire a... | 60 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 902 |
UbiDubiumIbiLibertas | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop being silly. Even if the effect is too strong in its current incarnation, Notch can change it in the future. | You do understand that the darkness is dissapated by a skylight right?
In other words, the people who clear out huge tracts of land to build from the bedrock up will not be affected by this.
Hell, subterrainian bases can still work as long as you create skylights, something that is laughably easy in creative mode. | You do understand that the darkness is dissapated by a skylight right?
In other words, the people who clear out huge tracts of land to build from the bedrock up will not be affected by this.
Hell, subterrainian bases can still work as long as you create skylights, something that is laughably easy in creative mode. | [
"Summary: Rich/powerful dudes getting together and planning shit isn't impossible, but it is almost impossible to know whether it has taken place or not. As with most things with life, ambiguity is the rule, whether you like it or not.\n\nPost: My point was simple good sir - not all conspiracies are crazy. If you... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 903 |
Teeklin | Generate the content for a reddit post What deck(s) do you have the most fun playing with? | Me and a group of about 10 friends all get together to play Magic once or twice a week. I recently threw together a cheap Sac Land Tendrils deck and I am having a blast playing it as it's a totally different style than the creature or mill decks that I'm used to playing.
I'm hoping to throw a new one together for $5... | Me and a group of about 10 friends all get together to play Magic once or twice a week. I recently threw together a cheap Sac Land Tendrils deck and I am having a blast playing it as it's a totally different style than the creature or mill decks that I'm used to playing.
I'm hoping to throw a new one together for $5... | [
"Summary: Go back when your ADC goes back 99% of the time\n\nPost: There are a LOT of factors involved in the situation, but most of the time the correct answer is \"Back with him.\" \n It's called mirroring your ADC and it's really important. It allows you both to enter the lane together at full health and mana w... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 904 |
cloistered_around | Generate the content for a reddit post you can interpret it however you want in the end, but I think the info OP provided along with these quotes is quite interesting. The bishop one alone explains the policy quite clearly: expenses to get your wages aren't tithed. Everything else is. | I have to agree that we need to check the context of these things to see the whole picture, and I'll add a few quotes to try and help provide additional context (because if I need to convince my poor parents not to pay on their gross, I'll need evidence with context or they'll write me off).
Discourse by President ... | I have to agree that we need to check the context of these things to see the whole picture, and I'll add a few quotes to try and help provide additional context (because if I need to convince my poor parents not to pay on their gross, I'll need evidence with context or they'll write me off).
Discourse by President ... | [
"Summary: what a liar!\n\nPost: Yeah, that's just an outright lie on Nmom's part--at that age they can barely say anything (syllables mostly, but a few words in isolation like \"mama\" or \"wada\") and they definitely don't know how to express their feelings at all. \n It didn't happen, OP. And the weirdest thing... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 905 |
heatherroneous | Generate the content for a reddit post My understanding is that whatever CIO tactics you use for the initial falling asleep, do that for all the night wakings too and they should all fall in line eventually. | Does he have a lovey? I like /u/natashska's idea of sleeping with it for a few nights so that it smells like you.
He will probably wake up and cry a few times, yes. But, from what I understand, if you stick with it, that will eventually stop. Do you do true CIO with no comforting, or more like controlled crying wh... | Does he have a lovey? I like /u/natashska's idea of sleeping with it for a few nights so that it smells like you.
He will probably wake up and cry a few times, yes. But, from what I understand, if you stick with it, that will eventually stop. Do you do true CIO with no comforting, or more like controlled crying wh... | [
"Summary: Just read it. \n PS. Sex is BETTER AFTER BABY! :D \n EDIT: Even though I haven't encountered this problem in this sub yet, I'm going to add a disclaimer because Reddit seems to be a place where people love to take offence at every little thing... so, disclaimer as follows: Everyone's birth is different... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 906 |
clone2204 | Generate the content for a reddit post Hacking will halt this entire operation, so don't do it. | I'm not trying to accuse anyone of hacking, its just some people from HCF have hacked in the past. The stakes are higher here, if someone is caught hacking it could quite possibly get all our inventories wiped and get us temp banned for a week or two. The risk out-weighs the reward, we have enough people that we don't ... | I'm not trying to accuse anyone of hacking, its just some people from HCF have hacked in the past. The stakes are higher here, if someone is caught hacking it could quite possibly get all our inventories wiped and get us temp banned for a week or two. The risk out-weighs the reward, we have enough people that we don't ... | [
"Summary: it started when gerbic asked me to come help in the defense of Bryn against the Clayticans. I have never forcefully injected myself into a situation. \n So why don't you go fuck yourself. I don't mean to be all angry or anything, but it kinda pisses me off that you would come in a thread meant to be nice ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 907 |
MiaVee | Generate the content for a reddit post perhaps Jennifer Lawrence's greatest performance....is the role of Jennifer Lawrence. MAEK U THINK? | Welp, she's an actress, so she makes a living out of performing. And that's not always limited to the movie set or the packed auditorium. Entertainers who get famous and stay famous/have a meteoric rise and sustained success over a few years usually don't just get there on their in-character performances alone. They ha... | Welp, she's an actress, so she makes a living out of performing. And that's not always limited to the movie set or the packed auditorium. Entertainers who get famous and stay famous/have a meteoric rise and sustained success over a few years usually don't just get there on their in-character performances alone. They ha... | [
"Summary: pap smears are NEVER pleasant but they do get less uncomfortable as you get older, in my experience. \n But if the pain continues to be absolutely unbearable for more than a couple of days, especially if you have any bleeding or unusual discharge, it's definitely worth having a doctor check it out.\n\nPos... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 908 |
diabolusk | Generate the content for a reddit post not sure whether to shut her off and move on or to wait and see if she'll give me another shot. | I tried to pursue an LDR with this girl since I was leaving our school for an internship, but I overwhelmed her with demands of a commitment. This drove her to ask for space, and maybe "one day we can be in love the right way."
That was two months ago, and I haven't heard from her since. Only contact is me liking her... | I tried to pursue an LDR with this girl since I was leaving our school for an internship, but I overwhelmed her with demands of a commitment. This drove her to ask for space, and maybe "one day we can be in love the right way."
That was two months ago, and I haven't heard from her since. Only contact is me liking her... | [
"Summary: I am in a situation where I have no idea how to feel, can I see if she'll give me an answer to that?\n\nPost: I'm pretty sad about all this, and the sadness isn't going away. How do I deal with these feelings? \n A girl I liked for a long time was finally single. I drove to her place, confessed my feeling... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 909 |
kromem | Generate the content for a reddit post The S&P 500 seems fairly priced given the current bond yields, but if after QE ends bond yields rise, it will be overvalued compared with what you could earn in bonds (market price fluctuations non-withstanding). | p/e ratios do not take growth into account
Well, they can.
Calculated on future growth
P/E ratios usually referenced are based on expected earnings, not past earnings, so they are in fact accounting for short term growth (which past studies have shown are typically about 30% off in accuracy).
Graham's formula f... | p/e ratios do not take growth into account
Well, they can.
Calculated on future growth
P/E ratios usually referenced are based on expected earnings, not past earnings, so they are in fact accounting for short term growth (which past studies have shown are typically about 30% off in accuracy).
Graham's formula f... | [
"Summary: In college I had very horny balls of steel, but no finesse when it came to subtlety\n\nPost: I had so little game until after college that I actually did watch the movie. \n Really cute girl in my class. Asked her if she'd ever seen a fancy french movie. She said no. Invited her back to my place. \n And t... | 67 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 910 |
jacobman | Generate the content for a reddit post The mandate covers all contraception and sterilization for only women. Vasectomies are not covered. Possible future contraception methods for men are not covered. At this point in history, changes that consider only one side should be avoided. It's not hard. | I was looking into the [Obama health mandate]( a bit more and I noticed that the wording online was that "All Food and Drug Administration approved contraceptive methods, sterilization procedures, and patient education and counseling" will be provided free of charge "for all women with reproductive capacity."
This se... | I was looking into the [Obama health mandate]( a bit more and I noticed that the wording online was that "All Food and Drug Administration approved contraceptive methods, sterilization procedures, and patient education and counseling" will be provided free of charge "for all women with reproductive capacity."
This se... | [
"Summary: The girl didn't do anything wrong, but Maxxters is jumping to conclusions when more information is really needed about the conversation.\n\nPost: The girl shouldn't feel guilty for anything she did during sex. If her partner is upset about what happened, it sounds as if there was no way for her to know th... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 911 |
White_Lotus | Generate the content for a reddit post See title. | First day of class the professor put this on the board:
"Do you believe in God?"
Yes - Theist
Maybe - Agnostic
No - Atheist
I don't take too much issue with this, especially since it's only an introductory class. However, he has recently been posing this definition to the class:
"Responses to the questi... | First day of class the professor put this on the board:
"Do you believe in God?"
Yes - Theist
Maybe - Agnostic
No - Atheist
I don't take too much issue with this, especially since it's only an introductory class. However, he has recently been posing this definition to the class:
"Responses to the questi... | [
"Summary: I have too much time on my hands and I watch these episodes too much. \n And P.S., this discussion reminds me of [this](\n\nPost: While I agree that suddenly encountering a metal wire around your waist while falling could prove uncomfortable, what I'm saying is that Lin has complete control over the wire ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 912 |
CatastropheJohn | Generate the content for a reddit post ambient lights, maybe? | Sometimes, ambient light from a place you never dreamed of can affect a time lapse. I was doing one of stars off the dock at our cottage, and someone turned the bathroom light on and off and it spoiled several images. This light source was 40 watts, with a shroud, inside a distant corner of the building, which was ov... | Sometimes, ambient light from a place you never dreamed of can affect a time lapse. I was doing one of stars off the dock at our cottage, and someone turned the bathroom light on and off and it spoiled several images. This light source was 40 watts, with a shroud, inside a distant corner of the building, which was ov... | [
"Summary: don't care what's there\n\nPost: Personally, I don't care about the politics behind it. I just want people to acknowledge that buildings don't burn and fall that way. It's apparently too much to ask, because it reveals all this . \n You can spin and lie about politics all you want, and who am I to disp... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 913 |
Chapsticklover | Generate the content for a reddit post I got in a car accident and then trapped in a Tim Hortons/Petro Canada for three days, but everyone was really great and helped me out a lot!
Edit: It seems like perhaps I didn't explain the whole 402 closing thing down well enough. I did NOT get on any closed roads. I did get o... | Hello Canadians,
I am a U.S. citizen from Michigan dating another U.S. citizen that recently moved to Toronto. We've been commuting back and forth every few weeks to see each other.
Last Sunday, I was on my way back to Michigan when it started to snow. I was on the 401 so I reduced my speed accordingly and continue... | Hello Canadians,
I am a U.S. citizen from Michigan dating another U.S. citizen that recently moved to Toronto. We've been commuting back and forth every few weeks to see each other.
Last Sunday, I was on my way back to Michigan when it started to snow. I was on the 401 so I reduced my speed accordingly and continue... | [
"Summary: She's bullshitting both of you. You're not getting back together. She wants to experience more cock.\n\nPost: I was this girl a few years ago (the situation was a little different- we were both considering breaking up and he actually pulled the trigger and got over me in roughly two weeks, but I expressed... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 914 |
cybishop3 | Generate the content for a reddit post version: With Sealed you have more cards, but your card pool is completely random, just whatever's in the packs you've opened. With draft you have to think about your deck as you get passed packs. | In a Sealed event, you get six packs when you show up and you can make your deck out of those packs.
In a Draft event, you sit down with several other people (eight is ideal, but it can vary) in a "pod." Each person opens a pack, picks one card from it, and passes the rest of the pack to the right. (Or left, doesn't ... | In a Sealed event, you get six packs when you show up and you can make your deck out of those packs.
In a Draft event, you sit down with several other people (eight is ideal, but it can vary) in a "pod." Each person opens a pack, picks one card from it, and passes the rest of the pack to the right. (Or left, doesn't ... | [
"Summary: version: I think you're overthinking it.\n\nPost: She's good, agreed, but I want to clarify several things I think you might be confused about. \n \n When she ETBs, you exile cards from the top of everyone's library. You have a good chance of getting juicy spells from your opponents' libraries too. \n ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 915 |
glenn_q | Generate the content for a reddit post Evaluating potholes is not rocket science. You don't need CMU for this job Mayor Peduto. | Back in my day, PennDOT hired college kids in the summers to survey road conditions. No, it's not perfect, but a hell of a lot cheaper than having CMU develop a camera system. Plus, it could be implemented by the city very quickly. What you lose in consistency from person to person you gain in cost effectiveness and ... | Back in my day, PennDOT hired college kids in the summers to survey road conditions. No, it's not perfect, but a hell of a lot cheaper than having CMU develop a camera system. Plus, it could be implemented by the city very quickly. What you lose in consistency from person to person you gain in cost effectiveness and ... | [
"Summary: You get what you pay for.\n\nPost: I agree. In general, there are a lot of cheap ass tightwads in Pgh that will get inexpensive and/or fast food 4 nights per week then complain about the food quality here. If you spend a little bit more than fucking olive garden or TGIFridays, you can find really good foo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 916 |
GeneralWarts | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not so much a lag problem as it is a gesture recognition. It has win8 compatible touchscreen but even then it's not as intuitive as a native app. | I bought it and complete honesty I borrow my roommates ipad when I want to play. It's just much more convenient and reliable. I was playing splashtop on a pretty fast wifi and it was definitely playable. I just got nervous some moves when I had to click and drag multiple times. And when you drag a spell out you often h... | I bought it and complete honesty I borrow my roommates ipad when I want to play. It's just much more convenient and reliable. I was playing splashtop on a pretty fast wifi and it was definitely playable. I just got nervous some moves when I had to click and drag multiple times. And when you drag a spell out you often h... | [
"Summary: You enjoy college for the lack of fiscal responsibilities, being with friends, etc. You hate college because of looming deadlines, homework, and tests.\n\nPost: For me the best memories and thoughts of college are the later years when you found more time to party, got brave enough to skip some classes to ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 917 |
CMO_Ratchet | Generate the content for a reddit post Pain had me up for two days straight and I cried while enjoying a crunch wrap supreme in the middle of a crowded taco bell. | Not insomnia but I suffer from a dibilitating back condition that has me in constant pain. Some days are better than others. Went 48 hours with no sleep because of the pain and I just kept breaking down crying before the doctor gave me ambien. Not a funny story really, unless you consider the fact that I broke down cry... | Not insomnia but I suffer from a dibilitating back condition that has me in constant pain. Some days are better than others. Went 48 hours with no sleep because of the pain and I just kept breaking down crying before the doctor gave me ambien. Not a funny story really, unless you consider the fact that I broke down cry... | [
"Summary: There is no easy answer in gift giving.\n\nPost: I think if they are really your friend they will like it either way. If they are the type of person who has made comments about not or never buying used product, consider a gamestop giftcard with what you could or want to put towards the purchase and make r... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 918 |
RobSpewack | Generate the content for a reddit post I know those feels. You were awesome before you met her. Keep being awesome. If she thinks so too, she'll contact you. | I'm in the exact same boat as you, only one date further in. We had been sending texts back and forth yesterday, and I sent one around 5pm and haven't heard back. The logical part of me knows she worked both of her jobs yesterday and possibly hasn't even gotten up yet, but the rest of me is just convinced I sounded stu... | I'm in the exact same boat as you, only one date further in. We had been sending texts back and forth yesterday, and I sent one around 5pm and haven't heard back. The logical part of me knows she worked both of her jobs yesterday and possibly hasn't even gotten up yet, but the rest of me is just convinced I sounded stu... | [
"Summary: RAoP givers, please don't let scams or the threat of scams keep you from giving. Scams are the exception, not the rule, and people who could actually use a pizza will suffer as a result of wariness of the exception. \n Edit: Formatting\n\nPost: Kindness, true kindness, knows no bounds. If you find you... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 919 |
MONSTERheart | Generate the content for a reddit post He's the guy in charge of the game.
EDIT: Currently I have the interview scheduled for Tuesday of next week (tentative). Keep that in mind for your questions, since all the pyromania stuff will (most likely) be done by then. | PROOF (with personal info removed):
You'll just have to take my word that it is legitimate and not a hoax. Sorry, folks.
Title says it all. I'll be having an in-person interview with him sometime in the near future. I have my own questions that aren't necessarily directly related to TF2, but I'm sure he wouldn't mi... | PROOF (with personal info removed):
You'll just have to take my word that it is legitimate and not a hoax. Sorry, folks.
Title says it all. I'll be having an in-person interview with him sometime in the near future. I have my own questions that aren't necessarily directly related to TF2, but I'm sure he wouldn't mi... | [
"Summary: We take extreme pride in our work. The creator holds his piece at far higher value than the audience ever will.\n\nPost: I don't mean this as a personal attack, Ironfruit, but a quick glance at your (nonexistant) submission history tells me that you have not contributed anything to this community, media-w... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 920 |
nicholsml | Generate the content for a reddit post It doesn't count unless it's actually in a game and being used. | This video is like some of the crazy car concept showcases. Showcasing awesome animations and using them in an actual MMO are two VERY different things. Just go to Nvidia's or ATI's websites and look over all the cool stuff they showcase that will not be in any game for years and years. | This video is like some of the crazy car concept showcases. Showcasing awesome animations and using them in an actual MMO are two VERY different things. Just go to Nvidia's or ATI's websites and look over all the cool stuff they showcase that will not be in any game for years and years. | [
"Summary: Using a patch to say where a uniform hasn't been is like seeing a Texas license plate on a car and proclaiming it has never been to California.\n\nPost: There is some misinformation in that article. \n The soldier simply said he wore the uniform in Vietnam. As most people know, when you change duty statio... | 86 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 921 |
Tegamal | Generate the content for a reddit post Do I still need to buy two Gold accounts for my son & I? | Sorry if it's been asked before, but I couldn't find anything in the search.
I know the Xbox One and PS4 only require one paid account for all users to play online, but has this extended to the 360 as well?
My oldest son and I each have a Gold account, which I renew every year when the cards drop to $40, like they ... | Sorry if it's been asked before, but I couldn't find anything in the search.
I know the Xbox One and PS4 only require one paid account for all users to play online, but has this extended to the 360 as well?
My oldest son and I each have a Gold account, which I renew every year when the cards drop to $40, like they ... | [
"Summary: I've been a PlayStation fan since the beginning, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.\n\nPost: Going to age myself here, but I had an Atari 2600 as a kid, and fell in love with video games instantly. \n My mother sacrificed a lot one year to get us a Nintendo Entertainment System (the one with Mari... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 922 |
Princeofcatpoop | Generate the content for a reddit post No. You can't tell people tactfully that they have to break their religious beliefs because they are in your home. But you can tactfully say that you do not hold to those religious beliefs yourself and that you will not be adhering to them. | First, don't go to church with your husband unless that is what you want. You might want to do it to keep peace, make a good impression, or just to see what it is all about, but if you do it without honestly wanting to, you'll just make the experience miserable and not just for yourself.
Second, you have a car hopefu... | First, don't go to church with your husband unless that is what you want. You might want to do it to keep peace, make a good impression, or just to see what it is all about, but if you do it without honestly wanting to, you'll just make the experience miserable and not just for yourself.
Second, you have a car hopefu... | [
"Summary: What convolution of law allows for the prosecution of failure to protect before it can be established that a crime had been committed?\n\nPost: My question: \n My mother was prosecuted for failure to protect. Who makes this decision, and what information is required in order to go ahead with the prosecuti... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 923 |
AdamsHarv | Generate the content for a reddit post I just got super sidetracked from everything, fucking research paper due in 4 hours is scrambling my mind! | Psh the best I had was I was about to head out to intern in DC and then drive directly to the Outer banks to catch up with my friends and I was halfway into DC from my house when I remembered it had been over 3000 miles since the last oil change. So I took it into this Jiffy Lube (cringe I know, I would usually never d... | Psh the best I had was I was about to head out to intern in DC and then drive directly to the Outer banks to catch up with my friends and I was halfway into DC from my house when I remembered it had been over 3000 miles since the last oil change. So I took it into this Jiffy Lube (cringe I know, I would usually never d... | [
"Summary: If you can afford an 80k viper odds are you will have another car that will be more comfortable and safer.\n\nPost: Yeah you can easily drive the viper and it will have really cheap maintenance but I think the reason they aren't driven as much is because of comfort. \n If you can afford a $90k car I assum... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 924 |
justarunner | Generate the content for a reddit post The standard should not be a hard line, there's no harm in allowing a runner on the fringe in, especially considering their history of stunning performances. Where as there is potential harm by excluding someone who has the chance to do well.
This is my humble opinion.
Edit: S... | Personally...
I believe that times are good for most of runners, but runners who have history or show promise should not be disqualified from racing at the TRIALS. These are just the trials, there is no injustice done by allowing a runner who barely missed the standard from racing, especially one who has twice repres... | Personally...
I believe that times are good for most of runners, but runners who have history or show promise should not be disqualified from racing at the TRIALS. These are just the trials, there is no injustice done by allowing a runner who barely missed the standard from racing, especially one who has twice repres... | [
"Summary: I flipped uncontrollably on my second free fall jump, pulled upside down, chute caught my arm/leg. Tore part of calf muscle and severely injured shoulder leaving me not able to complete the jump program.\n\nPost: I actually had a similar experience. This is called static line jumping, you just jump out an... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 925 |
Vicious_Seraph | Generate the content for a reddit post See last word above. | I'm extremely pleased that this was an intelligebt summation of how pointing out someone is overweight brings nothing of worth to a conversation. I was afraid I was about to witness a whiney pity rant, but she voiced her thoughts really well. My only issue with the video is that she had to post it at all, attacking som... | I'm extremely pleased that this was an intelligebt summation of how pointing out someone is overweight brings nothing of worth to a conversation. I was afraid I was about to witness a whiney pity rant, but she voiced her thoughts really well. My only issue with the video is that she had to post it at all, attacking som... | [
"Summary: My friends autistic daughter could school you in Rock Band.\n\nPost: This, also some people are just naturally better at different types of games, and other people have to practice a lot, working a 40+ hour a week job, or juggling school or both does not make someone handicapped, unless you consider havin... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 926 |
Wesa | Generate the content for a reddit post Bronchitis = week off work, trying to accept that I can slow down for a while and the world won't end.
What do you do when you're sick to amuse yourself? | I've been "go go go" this entire pregnancy, though I have made more time to sit around on the couch and read just for the hell of it. Last Friday, I got sick. I posted a few times, and finally per request from my manager at work, went to the dr. this morning to see what was what. It turns out I do have bronchitis, a... | I've been "go go go" this entire pregnancy, though I have made more time to sit around on the couch and read just for the hell of it. Last Friday, I got sick. I posted a few times, and finally per request from my manager at work, went to the dr. this morning to see what was what. It turns out I do have bronchitis, a... | [
"Summary: it worked for us.\n\nPost: I did not want to do CIO at all. I was worried my baby was too thin (she finally reached 16lbs at her 9 month appointment) and needed to eat more. The pediatrician said she was doing great, so give it a try. Decided we would try interval check-ins because extinction seemed to... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 927 |
_depression | Generate the content for a reddit post Games seem to stall out in the final areas of maps because the Defending team can reach the final checkpoint/capture point much more quickly than Attackers. Then I talk about how playstyles change in the last area and how teams should adjust to give themselves the best chance to w... | Preface
A week ago, I [posted this]( on /r/CompetitiveOverwatch, and realized pretty quickly thanks to the comments that my post was incomplete. It only analyzed the final area of a map in terms of very basic revive times and changes in player behavior, and ignored a couple key points. So I hope this revised and exte... | Preface
A week ago, I [posted this]( on /r/CompetitiveOverwatch, and realized pretty quickly thanks to the comments that my post was incomplete. It only analyzed the final area of a map in terms of very basic revive times and changes in player behavior, and ignored a couple key points. So I hope this revised and exte... | [
"Summary: Make flask more expensive and give it a ward attachment that is weaker then a normal ward, this gives security in lane but also gives more of a chance to be ganked, also included different item choices. \n Make the jungle give more gold earlier on so that jungles can make the decision of supporting, carry... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 928 |
Sindoray | Generate the content for a reddit post More MR/Armor = More painful the traps are. :) | Ye true, but it was something like this:
50 MR = 30% reduction.
100 MR = 40%
150 MR = 50%
250 MR = 60% (these are just numbers from my head)
If we say you remove 40% of the 100 armor, that will make you sit at 60 armor, which is about 34% dmg reduction instead of 40%. So that would be 6% dmg increase or something. ... | Ye true, but it was something like this:
50 MR = 30% reduction.
100 MR = 40%
150 MR = 50%
250 MR = 60% (these are just numbers from my head)
If we say you remove 40% of the 100 armor, that will make you sit at 60 armor, which is about 34% dmg reduction instead of 40%. So that would be 6% dmg increase or something. ... | [
"Summary: Forcing some1 into something is wrong.\n\nPost: Your team shouldn't ignore your opinion and force you into something. They should have settled this down with Uzi before going into the match. Forcing him into something, while he is not accepting it, won't help. \n Even if he played Lucian, he will suck any... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 929 |
goergesucks | Generate the content for a reddit post Terran Republic is a shit faction that can't do fuck all. | What really kills the fun for me is that my faction gets it's shit pushed in even when it has even population with another faction. So right now we're getting and have been getting our shit pushed in on every single continent (none of which do we have highest population on) that's been going on all fucking day. | What really kills the fun for me is that my faction gets it's shit pushed in even when it has even population with another faction. So right now we're getting and have been getting our shit pushed in on every single continent (none of which do we have highest population on) that's been going on all fucking day. | [
"Summary: Canada's approach is more or less \"tough love\". Immigrants are encouraged and pursuaded to adopt Canadian customs and social and legal norms, and properly assimilate into society. This may mean some of their ethnic or religious traditions are frowned upon, even disallowed. Tough shit. You want to be a C... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 930 |
ReducedToRubble | Generate the content for a reddit post they changed the picture to pander respectively to men and women by appealing to cultural norms and gender expectations.
/autism | That picture is meant to market to women. The mother is in the middle of the picture, facing the camera (and her daughter) while the daughter is playing. The men are off to the side. The silver cushion was changed for something pink and colorful. The pillow behind the mother is pink now, instead of the blue/white it wa... | That picture is meant to market to women. The mother is in the middle of the picture, facing the camera (and her daughter) while the daughter is playing. The men are off to the side. The silver cushion was changed for something pink and colorful. The pillow behind the mother is pink now, instead of the blue/white it wa... | [
"Summary: In short, it's not that it was a departure from the Bioware formula that made it bad - that was one of the best parts of the game. It's that all of the attention to detail that made DA:O so gripping and compelling is utterly lacking. Characters do not feel realistic, they feel like plot devices. I have ga... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 931 |
tt23 | Generate the content for a reddit post Bluerock at its best again. | Chernobyl accident can only happen in Chernobyl style reactors, which could not get licensed anywhere outside the USSR due to the well known safety flaws. I cant believe you dont know this, and still tout this non-sequitur emotional bullshit.
Most leukemias are caused by viruses not radiation, and there are "leukemia... | Chernobyl accident can only happen in Chernobyl style reactors, which could not get licensed anywhere outside the USSR due to the well known safety flaws. I cant believe you dont know this, and still tout this non-sequitur emotional bullshit.
Most leukemias are caused by viruses not radiation, and there are "leukemia... | [
"Summary: this is what you give from undergrad nuclear education today - somebody who does not know what he does not know, but has strong opinions about that.\n\nPost: The advertised proliferation resistance of MSRs with Thorium is that another by product is U-232, which is too radioactive to have humans around whe... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 932 |
HillbillyMan | Generate the content for a reddit post How important is gore in game quality? | I've been thinking a lot about the violence in video games lately. I've noticed that, while sometimes necessary for certain scenes, in most cases, violence and gore can be quite over the top and unneeded. My question for you all is: do gore, blood, and over the top violence really affect the overall quality of the game... | I've been thinking a lot about the violence in video games lately. I've noticed that, while sometimes necessary for certain scenes, in most cases, violence and gore can be quite over the top and unneeded. My question for you all is: do gore, blood, and over the top violence really affect the overall quality of the game... | [
"Summary: the game lasts as long as you want it to. So many options and difficulty settings to choose from leads to a lot of subsequent playthroughs.\n\nPost: I have 124 hours logged. The game has insane replay value due to all the variables with which you can play. Characters can marry, have children, and change c... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 933 |
brucemo | Generate the content for a reddit post This is mostly not something to worry about. | At the beginning of the game, you can put yourself into severe hauler difficulties very easily, so everything can go slow. But at the beginning of the game, you aren't very well equipped to do anything significant about this, since all resources are in short supply.
As the game progresses, hauler power increases. T... | At the beginning of the game, you can put yourself into severe hauler difficulties very easily, so everything can go slow. But at the beginning of the game, you aren't very well equipped to do anything significant about this, since all resources are in short supply.
As the game progresses, hauler power increases. T... | [
"Summary: Snopes claims this is a giant lie.\n\nPost: Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her \"How could God let something like this happen?\" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. \n > She said, \"I believe God is deeply sa... | 100 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 934 |
encephlavator | Generate the content for a reddit post Investment banks are not banks they are ponzi schemes. | Fractional reserve banking is irrelevant. Indeed the whole problem is that the system side stepped the regulated fractional reserve system.
The phrase "complex derivative scheme" is not ambiguous. The ability to create mortgages, i.e., create money, was fantastically enhanced in the early to mid 2000s (though the see... | Fractional reserve banking is irrelevant. Indeed the whole problem is that the system side stepped the regulated fractional reserve system.
The phrase "complex derivative scheme" is not ambiguous. The ability to create mortgages, i.e., create money, was fantastically enhanced in the early to mid 2000s (though the see... | [
"Summary: Nice try Gannett Employee.\n\nPost: Uh, you're joking right? 16 miles might be a diamater for an eye, but the eye area is not the only thing that causes damage. A 16 mile radius for a Hurricane is not believable. A hurricane is not just the eye area, and it doesn't even have an eye now. \n They should hav... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 935 |
CircusMaximo | Generate the content for a reddit post I fuckin love twitter | I love twitter, I think it's the best thing. If someone is tweeting bullshit and being lazy on it, then they are doing it wrong, but it is false to make that generalization about everyone telling jokes on twitter.
There are a lot of comedians who can crank out excellent joke after excellent joke on twitter. Even a lo... | I love twitter, I think it's the best thing. If someone is tweeting bullshit and being lazy on it, then they are doing it wrong, but it is false to make that generalization about everyone telling jokes on twitter.
There are a lot of comedians who can crank out excellent joke after excellent joke on twitter. Even a lo... | [
"Summary: Fuck laughs, learn to love bombing because it'll make you great at comedy.\n\nPost: Ehh, the more you do it the less a bad set affects you. So just keep doing it and trust in the process. And that process includes a lot of tough sets. I love doing tough rooms now, I seek out unwinnable rooms because, no m... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 936 |
idafornian | Generate the content for a reddit post imo dragon should only be taken if it is a for sure thing, and contesting it should only be tried if you are sure you can heavily win the fight. | I feel like dragon shouldn't be prioritized early game like Baron is mid/late game. If anybody watched CLG in Hannover, they never went for a drake that they couldn't get uncontested. Sure your team can start it, and maybe even get it, but was it really worth the 4 for 1 trade? Doubtful. If you get a double kill bot, o... | I feel like dragon shouldn't be prioritized early game like Baron is mid/late game. If anybody watched CLG in Hannover, they never went for a drake that they couldn't get uncontested. Sure your team can start it, and maybe even get it, but was it really worth the 4 for 1 trade? Doubtful. If you get a double kill bot, o... | [
"Summary: Carries need items, and therefore gold, to do their role and deal damage to the enemy team. Supports on the other hand rely more on their skills (usually some kind(s) of CC) and less on items because they do not need to deal damage and should focus on disrupting the enemy carries or protecting their own. ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 937 |
mellistu | Generate the content for a reddit post Bring it on.
also i do not cook naked but that is partially because i don't live alone. | I have been living in a teeny studio with a two-burners-and-no-oven kitchenette for the past nine months and will soon be reunited with a Real Kitchen. I fully intend to unleash all the pent-up cooking/baking tension I have bottled. It will result in an unprecedented banquet with culinary achievements not yet dreamed... | I have been living in a teeny studio with a two-burners-and-no-oven kitchenette for the past nine months and will soon be reunited with a Real Kitchen. I fully intend to unleash all the pent-up cooking/baking tension I have bottled. It will result in an unprecedented banquet with culinary achievements not yet dreamed... | [
"Summary: Everyone needs to work together, as a community, towards moving past \"girls shouldn't be allowed to wear this because they're distracting the boys.\"\n\nPost: I absolutely agree that parents should be responsible for the shitty behavior of their children. I also think that the old \"it takes a village\"... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 938 |
lillyheart | Generate the content for a reddit post We do a disservice when we decide everyone is a victim of everything including themselves, just as when we decide that everyone is in control of everything, including themselves. | I agree with a lot of your list. There's plenty we don't choose.
But some of that list? We have to take responsibility for. As Christians, we are not fatalists.
Whether it's hard work or easy, the grumpy & cheery alike are called to put on cloaks of righteousness and kindness. We're all called to rejoice with those... | I agree with a lot of your list. There's plenty we don't choose.
But some of that list? We have to take responsibility for. As Christians, we are not fatalists.
Whether it's hard work or easy, the grumpy & cheery alike are called to put on cloaks of righteousness and kindness. We're all called to rejoice with those... | [
"Summary: a combination of legitimate reaction to a very poor Christian witness (which many of us have a part to play in), human nature in general, and yes, occasionally emotional immaturity from those who speak in anger.\n\nPost: 1) A lot of people are on the Internet. They would never express themselves so rudely... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 939 |
MynameisIsis | Generate the content for a reddit post Fucking kill them. All of them. But not before they understand why . | I actually had exactly this happen to me. Here's how the conversation went:
"I realized ... blah blah blah... and so, I'm sorry" long pause
"So," I look him in the eye , "Now, you get it, now you understand what it's like to be alone, to be hated and reviled for something you were born as, now you're sorry!?!" ... | I actually had exactly this happen to me. Here's how the conversation went:
"I realized ... blah blah blah... and so, I'm sorry" long pause
"So," I look him in the eye , "Now, you get it, now you understand what it's like to be alone, to be hated and reviled for something you were born as, now you're sorry!?!" ... | [
"Summary: Fuck religion. Don't fuck cactii.\n\nPost: He'd tell you not to put a cactus up your ass, because they're spiky and shit. Then he'd smoke a blunt with you, invite you over to his place while yall philosphize and stuff, then in the morning just after waking up but before fully achieving consciousness he'll... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 940 |
xiPlayWithCrayons | Generate the content for a reddit post Friend's boyfriend was accused of rape, he was falsely accused, big shit storm between friends and I was caught right in the fucking middle of it | Names have been changed to protect my friends)
Last year my friend Bella was dating this really cool guy named Chris. He's funny, cute, awkward, and just all around geeky and cool. One day, one of my other friends, Jenny, said she needed to talk to me, so she and I headed into the girls' bathroom, which was, thankful... | Names have been changed to protect my friends)
Last year my friend Bella was dating this really cool guy named Chris. He's funny, cute, awkward, and just all around geeky and cool. One day, one of my other friends, Jenny, said she needed to talk to me, so she and I headed into the girls' bathroom, which was, thankful... | [
"Summary: I got electrocuted while standing on the roof of a restaurant.\n\nPost: My dad is a project manager for a construction company and last month he thought it'd be fun to take his fifteen year old daughter to a job site. His crew was remodeling a Chili's and he didn't want me getting kidnapped or something, ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 941 |
andysaurus_rex | Generate the content for a reddit post Slept with a room full of spiders | Sleeping in a room that had spiders crawling all over the walls. It was in Costa Rica on a service trip and I was staying with a family for 3 nights. There was no sign of any critters during the day, but at about 7:30 about a dozen spiders showed up on the walls of my room. Of the insects and bugs that are creepy, spid... | Sleeping in a room that had spiders crawling all over the walls. It was in Costa Rica on a service trip and I was staying with a family for 3 nights. There was no sign of any critters during the day, but at about 7:30 about a dozen spiders showed up on the walls of my room. Of the insects and bugs that are creepy, spid... | [
"Summary: 1) Schiit Magni or Monoprice amp/DAC. 2) Amps make the drivers in your headphones move.\n\nPost: The common recommendation would be the Schiit Magni. It will do the job well. If you want to do something a little different, the Monoprice amp and DAC Monoprice is a trusted company that makes good products... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 942 |
ilbuconero | Generate the content for a reddit post One of my favorite sticks, easily top ten and possibly top 5. It is delicious to me because I love spicy sticks, and if you don't I would have to say this wouldn't be for you most likely because it is quite potent. The strength sits easily in medium. I would definitely recommen... | This cigar is one of my favorites. I know everyone seems to have issues with Alec Bradley and the quality, especially draw/being plugged issues. I have never had any other Alec Bradley sticks besides this one though I've been meaning to try the New York and Tempus. This stick has never let me down though.
Review: ... | This cigar is one of my favorites. I know everyone seems to have issues with Alec Bradley and the quality, especially draw/being plugged issues. I have never had any other Alec Bradley sticks besides this one though I've been meaning to try the New York and Tempus. This stick has never let me down though.
Review: ... | [
"Summary: Overall a very good stick, it is rustic and classic in appearance which I like. The flavors are rich and delicious and always treat me right. It lasts a decent amount of time, around an hour and twenty minutes to an hour and forty minutes. It is a cigar I will pick up if I am craving a stick and don't ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 943 |
Khenmu | Generate the content for a reddit post Guy uses a WD Green from a pre-built for 4 years & 11 months, it finally dies less than a week after he transfers everything to a new SSD. With no backup, he loses his media and comes away a little wiser. | Hi everyone!
In 2009 I purchased a HP pre-built computer. I was low on funds and wanted to start gaming. At the time I figured that the combination of my budget and limited PC knowledge meant that going pre-built was the right choice to make. While I've since seen the light, I maintain that at the time it was probabl... | Hi everyone!
In 2009 I purchased a HP pre-built computer. I was low on funds and wanted to start gaming. At the time I figured that the combination of my budget and limited PC knowledge meant that going pre-built was the right choice to make. While I've since seen the light, I maintain that at the time it was probabl... | [
"Summary: A 770 is a 770. Get a cheap one from a good brand and overclock it yourself if you want it OC'd.\n\nPost: I am looking to run titanfall when it is released on max but am not sure exactly what to upgrade. \n That rig might well be capable of it. We can't tell you for sure what will max it until it's releas... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 944 |
AustinYQM | Generate the content for a reddit post fiddlesticks is karma of ap carries. | The problem with fiddle is he isn't as good anymore. If you lane with him you have to stand still to drain which any good person will poke you for. When you jungle with him you just aren't as fast and you have to gank very creatively presix since your only "gap closer" is on your ult. | The problem with fiddle is he isn't as good anymore. If you lane with him you have to stand still to drain which any good person will poke you for. When you jungle with him you just aren't as fast and you have to gank very creatively presix since your only "gap closer" is on your ult. | [
"Summary: Did you know Weird Al is amazing?\n\nPost: He is a very stand up guy who has been making music for 30+ years without losing any real level of quality. He often makes the right choices and being mixed up in the music business for 30 years means a lot of people have stories about him. \n Did you know Dave G... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 945 |
RedDunce | Generate the content for a reddit post Not really. You're paying for stability & a sense of security/trust in your QB which is a luxury in today's NFL. | In today's NFL, stability at the quarterback position is THE most important aspect. If you have a quarterback who has led you to the super bowl, more often than not, you know you can count on him. You're not necessarily paying them based on their performance, but also based on the fact that you can rely on them to at l... | In today's NFL, stability at the quarterback position is THE most important aspect. If you have a quarterback who has led you to the super bowl, more often than not, you know you can count on him. You're not necessarily paying them based on their performance, but also based on the fact that you can rely on them to at l... | [
"Summary: Nobody.\n\nPost: I don't think anybody. All the best players in the game are surrounded by PR coaches from the time they become prospects nowadays. Like, the top 10 (in no order, and if I miss someone sorry I'm drink) is LeBron, KD, CP3, Melo, Curry, AD, Love, Blake Griffin, Dwight Howard, Westbrook, and ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 946 |
Azozel | Generate the content for a reddit post Kate Upton is normal weight, voluptuous, and not "Plus Size" or even close to being overweight. | According to [healthyceleb.com]( Kate upton is 22 years old, 5'10" tall and 141 pounds.
If you take that information and place it in the [BMI calculator for the National Institutes of Health]( you will find that Kate Upton's BMI is 20.2
BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–2... | According to [healthyceleb.com]( Kate upton is 22 years old, 5'10" tall and 141 pounds.
If you take that information and place it in the [BMI calculator for the National Institutes of Health]( you will find that Kate Upton's BMI is 20.2
BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–2... | [
"Summary: I prefer to avoid calories rather than consuming them and burning them off. I don't have the time for the exercise and my recent surgery restrictions make it impossible to burn any significant calories anyway.\n\nPost: EXERCISE. Just a thought \n I cant right now, still recovering from brain surgery. \n H... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 947 |
neophytegod | Generate the content for a reddit post as long as the way you present the passage of time is meaningful and adds to the story rather than just stands alone as this weird thing people have to believe, it should work. | i think that anything is possible...that is it depends on the writing.
i dont think ?should i or shouldnt i? are the right questions. but rather what is jarring for people and what isnt...what is at the heart of the matter? what is really going on, underneath the facts...what is it about the way i am doing this that ... | i think that anything is possible...that is it depends on the writing.
i dont think ?should i or shouldnt i? are the right questions. but rather what is jarring for people and what isnt...what is at the heart of the matter? what is really going on, underneath the facts...what is it about the way i am doing this that ... | [
"Summary: i think it is, to a degree, because a general dip between phenomenon maybe, but also the new adult genre. \n (p.s. ive got my hopes up for an anit-pop/punk media culture making a stand soon. thats mostly what i write)\n\nPost: i actually think it is dwindling...at least a little.\ni dont think it has to d... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 948 |
bloodipeich | Generate the content for a reddit post Why forum policies always punish harsh languages but never stupidity and condescendence? | Its every god damn balance discussion in any game going to be replied with "shut up, you are just whining"?
Its maybe something i really hate but if it was up to me, i would instaban anyone who said anything similar to that in any balance discussion, for me its a lot worse than just insulting him, you are not just sa... | Its every god damn balance discussion in any game going to be replied with "shut up, you are just whining"?
Its maybe something i really hate but if it was up to me, i would instaban anyone who said anything similar to that in any balance discussion, for me its a lot worse than just insulting him, you are not just sa... | [
"Summary: i can not carry myself out of the bottoms of the mm and i am not having fun playing in it.\n\nPost: I am bming a lot latelly, i really try not to but i just can not understand what people is trying to do and why they are not able to even say a single word. \n Supports autoattacking, people with half hp di... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 949 |
tone_is_everything | Generate the content for a reddit post Same thing happened to me. Gotta move on and consider dumping him as a friend. | tone: empathetic
As others have said, there's not much you can do except stop being his friend and learn from the experience.
I learned that lesson the hard way, too -- my roommate was going through hard times, so I paid her half of the bills for a few months (with the agreement she would pay me back as soon as she... | tone: empathetic
As others have said, there's not much you can do except stop being his friend and learn from the experience.
I learned that lesson the hard way, too -- my roommate was going through hard times, so I paid her half of the bills for a few months (with the agreement she would pay me back as soon as she... | [
"Summary: Depends on your play style, but I would probably recommend a Disc Priest with Atonement spec, as you'll never get bored.\n\nPost: tone: considering \n I, too, have all the healer classes -- resto shaman, resto druid, disc priest, and holy paladin. \n I personally prefer shamans, though I couldn't totally ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 950 |
JasonMacker | Generate the content for a reddit post Big guy trying to return a watch to a girl who disappeared. How can I track her down to return it?
Edit: Any direct links for some sort of public address list (legal in UK) would be good[!]( | I just finished work around 6pm and took my daily train home after work. My house is about 10-15 minutes walk from the station and is just down one straight road.
Tonight, whilst walking home, I find a gold watch with the name "Cindy" engraved to the back, and I look around and see a girl walking away. I'm nearsighte... | I just finished work around 6pm and took my daily train home after work. My house is about 10-15 minutes walk from the station and is just down one straight road.
Tonight, whilst walking home, I find a gold watch with the name "Cindy" engraved to the back, and I look around and see a girl walking away. I'm nearsighte... | [
"Summary: military might not be such a bad option. She needs a sense of value. You need to do some major changes in her life gradually. I'm not going to judge you as a parent because I don't give a fuck. I deal with the here and now, not the past.\n\nPost: As someone who did join the military at age 19, you should ... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 951 |
pbhj | Generate the content for a reddit post 999 | You're on the right track IMO.
If you have severe pain that's come on over time or you have sharp pain that has come on quickly and you've no one with you (eg to drive you to hospital) then yes, as a trained first-aider (but only FAW and various life-saving certs in the past), I'd have to say call for an ambulance.
... | You're on the right track IMO.
If you have severe pain that's come on over time or you have sharp pain that has come on quickly and you've no one with you (eg to drive you to hospital) then yes, as a trained first-aider (but only FAW and various life-saving certs in the past), I'd have to say call for an ambulance.
... | [
"Summary: it's a category error.\n\nPost: Yes, but you're taking a single quote with no context (see 1 John 3:15 . He also tells his followers to love another and to [love their \"neighbours\" (Matthew 22)]( \n It would be more akin to a partner saying \"Don't marry any one else, I get jealous\". That's comparing ... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 952 |
mpavlofsky | Generate the content for a reddit post Read it, you lazy fuck.
EDIT- Found a great YouTube vid to replace what I had before. It's a breakdown of the Suns PNR attack. Must-watch material for tonight. | The two players in the GIF are Steve Nash and Amar'e Stoudemire, widely considered one of the most dynamic duos in NBA history. The reason they were so dynamic was the fact that they excelled in the NBA's most common offensive structure, the pick and roll.
I'll spare you the intricacies of the offense (you can start ... | The two players in the GIF are Steve Nash and Amar'e Stoudemire, widely considered one of the most dynamic duos in NBA history. The reason they were so dynamic was the fact that they excelled in the NBA's most common offensive structure, the pick and roll.
I'll spare you the intricacies of the offense (you can start ... | [
"Summary: One point five million dollars in 2013, and his main contract will pay him ~8.5M over four years.\n\nPost: NFL rookie contracts are specifically mandated by the collective bargaining agreement between the players' union and the league. While the number fluctuates depending on the total salary cap each yea... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 953 |
giulianosse | Generate the content for a reddit post Two English guys and two Arabs. Arabs were doing fine until one English turns out to be a racist and the other one a griefer.
Good job, OP! I'm sure you're very proud of your achievement! | English guy yells out an ignorant and stupid racist comment about two Arab players
Ehh it was kinda racist. Let's laugh it off.
> Offended players lob a bomb at your virtual car you bought with your virtual monies
Ohh he's a very bad guy! I'll destroy his ass because he ignored me and was doing just fine in the... | English guy yells out an ignorant and stupid racist comment about two Arab players
Ehh it was kinda racist. Let's laugh it off.
> Offended players lob a bomb at your virtual car you bought with your virtual monies
Ohh he's a very bad guy! I'll destroy his ass because he ignored me and was doing just fine in the... | [
"Summary: Don't get your hopes up, if any at all. \n \n It depends of the game. I have yet to play ACU to figure this out. \n \n Some redditors also say that hitting an enemy 15 times with your sword in order to kill him is extremely realistic, so... No, I don't think that Arno runs funny. \n \n I've never thought ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 954 |
wrayjustin | Generate the content for a reddit post Johnson caught 300 speeders, we both know they are out there, what you you doing sitting on your damn thumbs. | I wanted to quickly reply to this (I'm sure entirely dead) thread. This is based on my understanding from a distant-family member and family friends who are LEO.
Quotas, as people like to perceive them don't exist. But that's not to say there are not quotas in a conceptual sense.
As I understand it. A traffic offic... | I wanted to quickly reply to this (I'm sure entirely dead) thread. This is based on my understanding from a distant-family member and family friends who are LEO.
Quotas, as people like to perceive them don't exist. But that's not to say there are not quotas in a conceptual sense.
As I understand it. A traffic offic... | [
"Summary: Government selects which cable company you can use, you don't get a choice.\n\nPost: Comcast is ^usually a [Regulated Monopoly]( That is, the local governments select Comcast as the cable provider for their area, and that is the only choice for cable . \n In some cases, depending on your area you may ha... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 955 |
NovaP | Generate the content for a reddit post There was some vote manipulation on day 2, and I think that the above persons should be investigated further if not outright killed. Look at them with extreme suspicion.
Edit: Formatting and some grammar issues.
Edit2: It seems that Nitz_X is possibly not working with red. T... | So I went back and looked at the votes for day 2. Fufflepuff shouldn't have been lynched based on the vote thread.
> /u/storyboard_sc219_p4 : 6
> /u/Meno_Self : 3
> /u/redpoemage : 3
> /u/Fluffle-Puff : 2
> /u/FTEcho4 : 2
> /u/tortillatime : 1
> /u/rogerdodger37 : 1
> /u/maku450 : 1
> Lynch Everyone: 4... | So I went back and looked at the votes for day 2. Fufflepuff shouldn't have been lynched based on the vote thread.
> /u/storyboard_sc219_p4 : 6
> /u/Meno_Self : 3
> /u/redpoemage : 3
> /u/Fluffle-Puff : 2
> /u/FTEcho4 : 2
> /u/tortillatime : 1
> /u/rogerdodger37 : 1
> /u/maku450 : 1
> Lynch Everyone: 4... | [
"Summary: as much as you may like to think other people's opinions don't matter, they do, and can, and will have an effect on your life one way or another.\n\nPost: The media, just like rule 34, will always exist. Now let's say that a reputable news source (not fox news) publishes a story. Now let's say the new yor... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 956 |
ZachAtttack | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm waiting for a counterargument that doesn't boil down to calling me childish with no grounding. I apologized if my original comment offended you, I suppose I didn't contextualize my point about mothers. | You just seem to struggle with a coherent counterargument besides saying I seem childish. Even with that point, though, you struggle to point out what was childish?
The only reason it sounded like a mom comment to me is because my mother who is strongly anti-tattoo always jokes not to get something I'd regret.
I ju... | You just seem to struggle with a coherent counterargument besides saying I seem childish. Even with that point, though, you struggle to point out what was childish?
The only reason it sounded like a mom comment to me is because my mother who is strongly anti-tattoo always jokes not to get something I'd regret.
I ju... | [
"Summary: whites and asians may have higher test results, but that's not because they're inherently smarter, it's the culture and socioeconomic status they're born into.\n\nPost: Asians and whites also have a culture that holds education in higher regard than many other cultures. Why is this? Possibly because of th... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 957 |
mrbooze | Generate the content for a reddit post Being born into poverty, oppression, ignorance, and hopelessness fucks people up. Many will not be nice people even when someone shows up years later trying to help a little. | I'm frankly shocked you can supposedly spend so much time with systematically oppressed groups and apparently have no understanding or empathy of the situation.
This isn't some families coming out the other side of the Great Depression. It's not one generation of ignorance and poverty. This is generation after genera... | I'm frankly shocked you can supposedly spend so much time with systematically oppressed groups and apparently have no understanding or empathy of the situation.
This isn't some families coming out the other side of the Great Depression. It's not one generation of ignorance and poverty. This is generation after genera... | [
"Summary: We have every right to tell Japan they are being dumb shits just as others have every right to say the same about us.\n\nPost: Who is forcing Japan to do anything? \n It is of course, the right of the Japanese people to make decisions that will eventually lead to the death of their nation. I presume all t... | 88 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 958 |
Fractella | Generate the content for a reddit post Go visit /r/keto and read the FAQ if you're confused about the low-carb thing and how it works. | If you don't eat carbs, you will feel dizzy. Not sure about the heart racing and stuff, that sounds a bit like a panic attack, but if you think it's a physical issue, maybe you should talk to a doctor about it.
When you first dip below 30g of carbs per day you get flu symptoms as your body depletes glycogen stores ... | If you don't eat carbs, you will feel dizzy. Not sure about the heart racing and stuff, that sounds a bit like a panic attack, but if you think it's a physical issue, maybe you should talk to a doctor about it.
When you first dip below 30g of carbs per day you get flu symptoms as your body depletes glycogen stores ... | [
"Summary: It's the internet. It's diverse. People take jokes differently. Build a bridge, and get over it.\n\nPost: I think some people go a bit over with the misogyny accusations. It's more than healthy to look at and appreciate females. I also think people take jokes to seriously. The whole \"make me a sammich\" ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 959 |
arcteus | Generate the content for a reddit post you're being jammed into a cookie cutter. | It does sound like she wants to keep the blame off her. Definitely not a great sign, but at 19 I am not sure what I was like either. From what I've learned, people grow up with so many different pre-conceived notions of what a relationship is, what each roles responsibility is etc, its difficult for me to ever judge to... | It does sound like she wants to keep the blame off her. Definitely not a great sign, but at 19 I am not sure what I was like either. From what I've learned, people grow up with so many different pre-conceived notions of what a relationship is, what each roles responsibility is etc, its difficult for me to ever judge to... | [
"Summary: Christianity is like the free version of life with tons of ads and pop-ups, you unlocked Life Pro, no ads, everything is now better.\n\nPost: My biggest fear in life is wasting it and spending your years depressed and unhappy. \n Not really sure sure what your version of Christianity taught you, but this ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 960 |
mcwilshire | Generate the content for a reddit post More healthy fats, more exercise, less carbohydrate for a healthier lipid profile. | The fatty acid that has the strongest HDL raising effect is lauric acid, which is the primary fatty acid found in coconut fat. Eat coconuts and coconut milk and your HDL will surely rise.
Also, displacing carbohydrates from your diet with monounsaturated fats like those from olive oil, macadamias, and avocados will i... | The fatty acid that has the strongest HDL raising effect is lauric acid, which is the primary fatty acid found in coconut fat. Eat coconuts and coconut milk and your HDL will surely rise.
Also, displacing carbohydrates from your diet with monounsaturated fats like those from olive oil, macadamias, and avocados will i... | [
"Summary: Double clutching is using the engine to bring the layshaft and gears up to speed rather than using the synchro to do this. It results in much smoother downshifts and reduces synchro wear. \n In most cases transmission synchros will last a very long time even without double clutching, but it's not hard onc... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 961 |
alexisaacs | Generate the content for a reddit post Can you tell me a bit more about how meds have helped you, as well as any info on costs? | Which medication did you end up taking? How did you deal with the stigma of being on anti-depressants and having to seek therapy? Growing up, I've been suicidal and depressed since I was 12. Even when things start looking well, I'm still not happy.
Right now I am just coasting through life with no motivation to do a... | Which medication did you end up taking? How did you deal with the stigma of being on anti-depressants and having to seek therapy? Growing up, I've been suicidal and depressed since I was 12. Even when things start looking well, I'm still not happy.
Right now I am just coasting through life with no motivation to do a... | [
"Summary: You WANT to play against the best. If I could only vs. Platinum and Diamond today I would. Everything that made me better at this game was after being matched up against crazy good players. And this sub.\n\nPost: I'll give you a HUGE tip: \n If you play vs. hard players from the get go, you will improve m... | 105 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 962 |
silentbobsc | Generate the content for a reddit post make sure whichever software package / payment gateway you go with is PCI Compliant or just outsource it to Paypal / Google and deal with higher transactional fees. | Depending on your tolerance for technical setup and sensitivity to fees, you also need to take into consideration what payment method - using a merchant service like Authorize.net can usually get decently low transactional fees - but require a good deal more setup and PCI compliance (SSL Cert, PCI-certified hosting, Vi... | Depending on your tolerance for technical setup and sensitivity to fees, you also need to take into consideration what payment method - using a merchant service like Authorize.net can usually get decently low transactional fees - but require a good deal more setup and PCI compliance (SSL Cert, PCI-certified hosting, Vi... | [
"Summary: many who have been in and around rats for a while will probably deliver some blunt, but true information. Unless they're right out rude, they're probably trying to help by being clear.\n\nPost: It's been my experience that many breeders will be very blunt and to the point, but keep in mind that they proba... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 963 |
Paramorgue | Generate the content for a reddit post Huehuehuehuehuehue | Chogath gets shit on by WW. Due to his Q being percentage WW can just Q and since Cho has "skillshots" only it is really difficult for him to counter that harass. Cho is also forced to push his lane and that is what really screws him over.
Alistar can counter WW's harass pretty good and it will become a farm fest. Mo... | Chogath gets shit on by WW. Due to his Q being percentage WW can just Q and since Cho has "skillshots" only it is really difficult for him to counter that harass. Cho is also forced to push his lane and that is what really screws him over.
Alistar can counter WW's harass pretty good and it will become a farm fest. Mo... | [
"Summary: Google it.\n\nPost: In phonetics, a vowel is a sound in spoken language, such as English ah! [ɑː] or oh! [oʊ], pronounced with an open vocal tract so that there is no build-up of air pressure at any point above the glottis. This contrasts with consonants, such as English sh! [ʃː], where there is a constri... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 964 |
briang1339 | Generate the content for a reddit post Low level, don't seem to like either of them. Which should I pick? Should I pick at all? | New skyrim player here, I am only about lvl 12. As the title says, I am having trouble with choosing a side. I kind of don't like either of them. Imperials seem like douche bags and the rebels are a bunch of dicks. Do I even need to bother with it? Currently I have the rebel starter quest and am just wondering what yo ... | New skyrim player here, I am only about lvl 12. As the title says, I am having trouble with choosing a side. I kind of don't like either of them. Imperials seem like douche bags and the rebels are a bunch of dicks. Do I even need to bother with it? Currently I have the rebel starter quest and am just wondering what yo ... | [
"Summary: Parents rarely said 'no' to me when it came to buying books. I plan on doing the same.\n\nPost: Something my parents did that I think helped me get into books is that they very rarely said no to me if I wanted to buy a book. They'd say no all the time to toys and going out to each and things like that, bu... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 965 |
kamahaoma | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't trust the doorknob dealie, use a post-it. | I travel pretty frequently, and this used to happen to me all the time , even at the fancier hotels.
Then I realized that many people probably forget and leave the Do Not Disturb sign on their doorknob when they leave.
There's likely a good percentage of the time that when they ignore the sign and knock the room is... | I travel pretty frequently, and this used to happen to me all the time , even at the fancier hotels.
Then I realized that many people probably forget and leave the Do Not Disturb sign on their doorknob when they leave.
There's likely a good percentage of the time that when they ignore the sign and knock the room is... | [
"Summary: Soft power is far from the country's best asset.\n\nPost: The country's best assets abroad are its dominant military, economy, currency, high-tech exports, and entertainment industry. \n The US hasn't had a great reputation or semblance of moral authority for years now. The responses the author cites are ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 966 |
lynn | Generate the content for a reddit post pot for thinky time and hanging out with a few friends; alcohol for social lube; not enough data on the two together. | Pot makes me self-conscious and, lacking stimuli that reach for my attention (like somebody actively trying to talk to me), puts me into my own head.
Alcohol makes me forget being self-conscious.
It's almost always been one or the other. I have gotten fairly strunk before, but it was a long time ago. I think I was ... | Pot makes me self-conscious and, lacking stimuli that reach for my attention (like somebody actively trying to talk to me), puts me into my own head.
Alcohol makes me forget being self-conscious.
It's almost always been one or the other. I have gotten fairly strunk before, but it was a long time ago. I think I was ... | [
"Summary: a calorie is not a calorie; you absorb more calories from processed and cooked foods; HFCS is in things you wouldn't expect and fructose without the fiber it's grown with is very bad for you.\n\nPost: Less grain. Switch to protein in the mornings. If you're unwilling to cut out bread altogether, at least ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 967 |
Jopher323 | Generate the content for a reddit post Is a maxed Atheon's Epilogue worth using in the vault, or should I stick with LHF, Devil, Grim, or Shadow? | Hi All. I'm still a newcomer to the Vault: I've cleared it four times on Normal, but have yet to tackle it on Hard. I've maxed a few different primary weapons, one of them being Atheon's Epilogue, and wanted to get the community's opinion of the gun (particularly, how it performs in the Vault). Thanks! | Hi All. I'm still a newcomer to the Vault: I've cleared it four times on Normal, but have yet to tackle it on Hard. I've maxed a few different primary weapons, one of them being Atheon's Epilogue, and wanted to get the community's opinion of the gun (particularly, how it performs in the Vault). Thanks! | [
"Summary: combustion + Keyhole (Bonus + Achylophage Symbiote) = very powerful Gunslinger \n Edit: I learned those tips from this guy, and they've worked like a charm:\n\nPost: I could be wrong, but I don't think that any of the supers really deal that much to an individual boss; as such, I use them to clear out the... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 968 |
nvsbl | Generate the content for a reddit post I actually fisted two chickens. | Fun fact: I actually have fisted a chicken before.
Okay, wait, lemme explain. I work in the kitchen of a co-op grocery store. At night I have to brine all the rotisserie chickens we sell. One day I'm doing this and I realize I could wear one of the chickens like a puppet. So I put it on. And then I realize I have ano... | Fun fact: I actually have fisted a chicken before.
Okay, wait, lemme explain. I work in the kitchen of a co-op grocery store. At night I have to brine all the rotisserie chickens we sell. One day I'm doing this and I realize I could wear one of the chickens like a puppet. So I put it on. And then I realize I have ano... | [
"Summary: Transformers sucked, so instead we bought a snake.\n\nPost: I walked out of the first one for similar reasons. We saw it in a town I was rather unfamiliar with, so we decided to spend the time wandering around getting acquainted with the locale. Across the street I noticed an exotic pet store, so naturall... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 969 |
totalBS | Generate the content for a reddit post Apples awesome service consists of them honoring a warranty. This changes everything | It's the iPhone 4 which has only been out for like 6 months and seeing as the warranty is one year it makes sense. I do admire apple for helping out-of-warranty people so much and replacing entire computers sometimes, but this is just a case of a product having a clear defect because the buttons should last at least a... | It's the iPhone 4 which has only been out for like 6 months and seeing as the warranty is one year it makes sense. I do admire apple for helping out-of-warranty people so much and replacing entire computers sometimes, but this is just a case of a product having a clear defect because the buttons should last at least a... | [
"Summary: Replace and change almost everything\n\nPost: First of all, use pcpartpicker.com and the \"Reddit Markup\" button to organize your build into a more readable format. \n Second, you have a lot of unnecessary things there. We'll start from the top. You need 6 feet of speaker cable for 2 tiny 2.0 speakers? C... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 970 |
Sunupu | Generate the content for a reddit post XBox needs to stop hemorrhaging cash to Infinity Ward and get its' house in order | Infinity Ward's business model is fucked, innovation or not. Seriously, one hundred million dollars and this is what you come to the table with?
Rockstar spent way more, but they spent it according to demand . Infinity Ward comparably has a budget overinflated by marketing tied directly to XBox. COD not only ne... | Infinity Ward's business model is fucked, innovation or not. Seriously, one hundred million dollars and this is what you come to the table with?
Rockstar spent way more, but they spent it according to demand . Infinity Ward comparably has a budget overinflated by marketing tied directly to XBox. COD not only ne... | [
"Summary: Thinking along these lines only leads to harboring false ideas and negative emotions. \n \n EDIT: It doesn't help that this argument has also been made countless times. Here's some reading material...\n\nPost: I disagree and here's why: \n Look, you have the right to defend yourself, in any situation. ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 971 |
johnbentley | Generate the content for a reddit post Bernadi is fairly asking of his ideological opponents for the principle in the drawing of the line. Something that should have been upvoted as contributing to the discussion (even if one disagrees with his views), not being banned by the mods.
Edit: It seems Bernadi did have Pet... | Cory "gay sex leads to bestiality" Bernardi.
This is one of the standard misrepresentations of Bernardi's comments.
What he did say, in debating the gay marriage bill, was:
> 'The time has come to ask, when will it end? If we are prepared to redefine marriage … what is the next step?''
> ''The next step … is ha... | Cory "gay sex leads to bestiality" Bernardi.
This is one of the standard misrepresentations of Bernardi's comments.
What he did say, in debating the gay marriage bill, was:
> 'The time has come to ask, when will it end? If we are prepared to redefine marriage … what is the next step?''
> ''The next step … is ha... | [
"Summary: Cockpits in planes and cars ought wrap around.\n\nPost: One things that strikes me is that we are still with a cockpit design that mostly has instruments and controls on panels at right angles to the pilot. The main panel, for example, is a flat board with two pilots in front. \n Rather, that is, where in... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 972 |
Cptnwalrus | Generate the content for a reddit post idonfugginknow i went off on a bit of a tangent there... | So true, every issue/controversy lately (hell, maybe ever) has been almost entirely based off misunderstanding between two groups, whether those groups be separated by race, religion, gender, what have you.
It's like someone highlights the problem - the actual issue at hand - and then one person or group of people ta... | So true, every issue/controversy lately (hell, maybe ever) has been almost entirely based off misunderstanding between two groups, whether those groups be separated by race, religion, gender, what have you.
It's like someone highlights the problem - the actual issue at hand - and then one person or group of people ta... | [
"Summary: If you value performance a little more than the finished track I can definitely understand having a harder time finding new artists, but music is such a universal thing that there's bound to be artists out there that share similar values and play the stuff you like.\n\nPost: I suppose, though it really de... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 973 |
Thrug | Generate the content for a reddit post Any group (not just doctrinal) can establish criteria for membership to the group without fallacy. The fallacy must be an unreasoned recovery from evidence that counters a universal claim, so gabeyld is also wrong. | Actually it applies just fine, but it must take the form:
A: No Scotsman would do <x>
B: Here is a Scotsman doing <x>
A: No True Scotsman would do <x>
You can't just walk up to someone saying "we are real/true <x>" and claim NTS, since they are not forming the essence of the fallacy.
It's perfectly reasonable... | Actually it applies just fine, but it must take the form:
A: No Scotsman would do <x>
B: Here is a Scotsman doing <x>
A: No True Scotsman would do <x>
You can't just walk up to someone saying "we are real/true <x>" and claim NTS, since they are not forming the essence of the fallacy.
It's perfectly reasonable... | [
"Summary: Less \"omg shez so amazing\" and more links to actual content she has contributed.\n\nPost: Poignant? Really? She is so much more emotionally invested in Starcraft than say, Day9, that you needed to haul out poignant? \n Firstly, the awkward, moon-eyed fawning over any vaguely attractive woman that walk... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 974 |
rpcrazy | Generate the content for a reddit post What is your preferred sexy-time length? Holla | Just got done watching that hilarious borat sex education vid
A question came to mind. If I don't focus on orgasm, and just focus on pleasing a woman/man, I can have sex for long ass time...it feels so good I just want to keep it going forever(on occassional I blurt this out like a ratard). Obviously after a while ... | Just got done watching that hilarious borat sex education vid
A question came to mind. If I don't focus on orgasm, and just focus on pleasing a woman/man, I can have sex for long ass time...it feels so good I just want to keep it going forever(on occassional I blurt this out like a ratard). Obviously after a while ... | [
"Summary: Women are beautiful and 2 women making love is even better\n\nPost: Reasons lesbian porn is awesome: \n \n 2 women kissing each other is incredibly hot, not sure why but.. \n \n Most lesbian kissing, especially the amateur stuff is way more passionate than most other types so it's great \n \n Tribbing...w... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 975 |
lawrish | Generate the content for a reddit post My boyfriend uses Windows. | sexism
I remembered another story related to this, it is outside the working environment so I forgot about it.
It was the first Argentinian Sysadmin Day party... 2008? 2009? It was in a night club, and answering some questions you got a free entrance and some tickets for alcohol, so my usual group of friends (5 inc... | sexism
I remembered another story related to this, it is outside the working environment so I forgot about it.
It was the first Argentinian Sysadmin Day party... 2008? 2009? It was in a night club, and answering some questions you got a free entrance and some tickets for alcohol, so my usual group of friends (5 inc... | [
"Summary: Spacewalk is for installing/updating packages, nagios is for monitoring your system, puppet is for configuring the OS.\n\nPost: I don't think you're understanding what spacewalk does. It is a yum on steroids, it allowd you to manage repositories, decide which systems pull from which repo, you can get rid ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 976 |
king_hippo77 | Generate the content for a reddit post dreams of getting lost in a mall for years, this time I actually found what I was looking for... I guess. WTF does that mean. I've read plenty about what being lost in a dream means, what does being found or finding something mean, especially after years of being lost? | This dream is dumb as hell, so much that I have to know what it means because it can't be face value. I've had this dream for years, maybe my whole adult life but who really remembers, and like I say I don't have recurring dreams so this thing always perplexes me.
I'm always at a mall and I'm always lost. I've read... | This dream is dumb as hell, so much that I have to know what it means because it can't be face value. I've had this dream for years, maybe my whole adult life but who really remembers, and like I say I don't have recurring dreams so this thing always perplexes me.
I'm always at a mall and I'm always lost. I've read... | [
"Summary: I spotted a fake punt and firmly believe I alerted my team to it and caused it to get stopped... and pissed off Drew Brees once too... and called Marcus Allen a Raider.\n\nPost: No one ever believes this story when I tell it online so I don't often tell it but everyone I know in the real world has heard i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 977 |
thelonebard | Generate the content for a reddit post Some people just see pets as toys. Not living things. Get one because it amuses you, give it to the kids. You're bored now? Fuck it they're kids, they don't get a say, get rid of it and get something interesting to you! Rinse and repeat. | Let's see. I'd say my mother went through about 15 dogs, at least 3 cats.
We moved, with a full new litter of labrador puppies. When I got to the new house, well 2 cats, 1 of which was hers and all the puppies but my favourite 2 and one of the parents were gone... "Oh they got out." right, I guess they got out along ... | Let's see. I'd say my mother went through about 15 dogs, at least 3 cats.
We moved, with a full new litter of labrador puppies. When I got to the new house, well 2 cats, 1 of which was hers and all the puppies but my favourite 2 and one of the parents were gone... "Oh they got out." right, I guess they got out along ... | [
"Summary: Maybe Microsoft is a big enough company to know better, but in my experience, until people show they don't want your product anymore, the message goes right over their heads.\n\nPost: Not really, i'll try keep this short causue it's kinda unimporant. \n There was an internet cafe/gaming store (Tabletop, C... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 978 |
Vigoor | Generate the content for a reddit post Comparing consoles to PC is just a circlejerk. The PC wins hands down, it's a boring debate which is why people get pissed when you state it as if it's up for argument. | No shit PC is always better. The whole reason consoles thrive is because people can't afford an amazing PC, buying a console is saving money plain and simple.
You can say that you can buy a decent PC for the same price as a console. But what is going to happen when you start up your brand new game (lets say Metro or ... | No shit PC is always better. The whole reason consoles thrive is because people can't afford an amazing PC, buying a console is saving money plain and simple.
You can say that you can buy a decent PC for the same price as a console. But what is going to happen when you start up your brand new game (lets say Metro or ... | [
"Summary: It's more balanced than it has been in a while \n Fuck fear though\n\nPost: As much as people complain about class balance, and really people will ALWAYS complain about class balance, it's actually not that bad atm. There is no such thing as perfect balance in any mmo, but blizzard's done a pretty good jo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 979 |
wheresmysmokes | Generate the content for a reddit post When we accept that bad shit is going to happen, it's not as scary and we can appreciate the times when it doesn't. | Yes. I have a very hard time working and keeping a job because of this. I've recently made some big steps in the recovery of my anxiety. I'm better at handling the thoughts that come into my head. They have not gone away. Right now I'm working as a nanny, but that's only been 5 weeks, so I don't have the most cred... | Yes. I have a very hard time working and keeping a job because of this. I've recently made some big steps in the recovery of my anxiety. I'm better at handling the thoughts that come into my head. They have not gone away. Right now I'm working as a nanny, but that's only been 5 weeks, so I don't have the most cred... | [
"Summary: if you have the ability to choose, date someone with your same fi/te or fe/ti type. You can fall in love either way, but that makes communicating so much easier.\n\nPost: Funniest. Best movie trivia skills combined. = ENTJ (ex-husband still my best friend. We just weren't romantic anymore and were abu... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 980 |
NicholasVillars | Generate the content for a reddit post An employee of mine has infected one of our computers with a slippery virus that is creating fake alerts and prohibits me from opening anything. Running XP.
EDIT: Thanks for all of the advice. I went and picked up a flash drive, started in safe mode, and ran rkill then combofix.... | Here's the deal. I manage a store and one of my employees has apparently decided to infect one of our registers with one of the most ridiculous viruses I've ever attempted to deal with. I'm not a real tech-savvy guy, but in the past, I've been able to navigate my way to a solution using troubleshooting and forums. I ha... | Here's the deal. I manage a store and one of my employees has apparently decided to infect one of our registers with one of the most ridiculous viruses I've ever attempted to deal with. I'm not a real tech-savvy guy, but in the past, I've been able to navigate my way to a solution using troubleshooting and forums. I ha... | [
"Summary: THE TALE OF THE GIANT FUCKING SPIDER\n\nPost: I once drew in Mario Paint a picture of a large black arachnid with red eyes. Next to this creature I wrote in humongous red letters, \"THE TALE OF THE GIANT FUCKING SPIDER\". For some reason, this was hilarious to me as a nine year old. \n Some time after thi... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 981 |
BaronMostaza | Generate the content for a reddit post See previous comment | Imagine this:
Person 1 is not happy with him/herself at all. Feel like a loser, scared of life, depressed and depressing.
Person 2 notices person 1 being unhappy and tries to help, but person 1 isn't even aware that he/she has a problem yet, and either avoids the issue or claim to be fine, but doesn't actually improve... | Imagine this:
Person 1 is not happy with him/herself at all. Feel like a loser, scared of life, depressed and depressing.
Person 2 notices person 1 being unhappy and tries to help, but person 1 isn't even aware that he/she has a problem yet, and either avoids the issue or claim to be fine, but doesn't actually improve... | [
"Summary: There are far too many forces actively misleading the consumers to put the responsibility of a manufacturers practices on our heads. Even if we buy their products.\n\nPost: A large scale policy will ALWAYS be far more effective than any boycott, especially since it's in the interest of Coke and the cartel... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 982 |
Pizzadude | Generate the content for a reddit post My cat makes me feel like I'm in prison.
(Personality is the answer you're looking for.) | Mine fights me for dominance. He will actually stare me in the eye and wait for me to leave him an opening, the launch his attack. Also, if I try to close the door while I'm shitting, he will do a flying spread eagle slam to open it, then stare at me like I fucked up, and walk away. If I leave the door open, he will... | Mine fights me for dominance. He will actually stare me in the eye and wait for me to leave him an opening, the launch his attack. Also, if I try to close the door while I'm shitting, he will do a flying spread eagle slam to open it, then stare at me like I fucked up, and walk away. If I leave the door open, he will... | [
"Summary: It's even harder to get the pants back onto an unconscious girl.\n\nPost: This girl and I had been missing chances to connect for a little while, and one night there was finally nothing in the way. We were drunk at a party, and she got a little excited and started slamming back the Captain Morgan. \n W... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 983 |
richardbanger | Generate the content for a reddit post Little 13 year old smokes bobby brown and doesn't get high. | I think I was 12 or 13 and I was with my next-door neighbor (best friends as kids). He asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed and I debated with myself and gave in. So he ran inside and pulled out an makeshift aluminum pipe with some green shit in the top part. He took the first hit and then I followed after. It was b... | I think I was 12 or 13 and I was with my next-door neighbor (best friends as kids). He asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed and I debated with myself and gave in. So he ran inside and pulled out an makeshift aluminum pipe with some green shit in the top part. He took the first hit and then I followed after. It was b... | [
"Summary: Never trust FL weather when riding a motorcycle.\n\nPost: The coldest I've ever been was actually a couple nights ago. I also live in FL, (moved from Melbourne to West Palm Beach) and I ride a motorcycle. So the first night of the cold snap, I was riding around with just shorts and a tee-shirt since it wa... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 984 |
vespera23 | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, but not for the reasons you think it is and the way you think you should do it. | Extra curricular activities are extremely important.
Note that by extra-curricular activities I mean "things that you do that are fun outside of med school."
Dancing, intramural sports, going out with friends, book clubs, all that are all means to improve your psychological wellbeing more than padding your resume. ... | Extra curricular activities are extremely important.
Note that by extra-curricular activities I mean "things that you do that are fun outside of med school."
Dancing, intramural sports, going out with friends, book clubs, all that are all means to improve your psychological wellbeing more than padding your resume. ... | [
"Summary: the more you lose weight the easier cardio gets. It's a little less apparent than loosing it in the space of a few seconds, but it will definitely make a huge difference in how you exercise. Increased returns.\n\nPost: A friend of mine ran a weight loss counseling operation, and and had a patient who woul... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 985 |
peewinkle | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, bass trap(s) and some diffusers will help a great deal in getting the room sounding more "honest" but you will need to learn to auto-compensate for some frequencies by practicing on different mixes and listening to them in other environments to hear how they translate. It ma... | Headphones are a must, though a small set of monitors are as well. Point being, and assuming you're on a somewhat limited budget, spend more on some decent headphones and less on the monitors. Any monitors under $500 are not going to be honest; that is, you will need to learn where the weak points and the problem fre... | Headphones are a must, though a small set of monitors are as well. Point being, and assuming you're on a somewhat limited budget, spend more on some decent headphones and less on the monitors. Any monitors under $500 are not going to be honest; that is, you will need to learn where the weak points and the problem fre... | [
"Summary: mapleheavy is legit\n\nPost: I wanna jump in and thread-jack a lot of these questions, heh heh.... never thought to do an AMA about being a roadie... but you seem to be doing a fine job.... Last time I was out was on the Roth/Hagar tour working the guitar rig(s).... I'm just having a fun time reading and ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 986 |
eridax700 | Generate the content for a reddit post there's no way to answer either question; you need to decide what you're comfortable with and be willing to stand up for those feelings. | Agree with /u/ape_unit; there's no way to answer your questions. There is no "safe barebacking in a relationship." The only "safe barebacking" is with someone that's STI-negative and that would really only be the one instance wherein you "know" someone has tested negative for the STIs your worried about.
Does that mea... | Agree with /u/ape_unit; there's no way to answer your questions. There is no "safe barebacking in a relationship." The only "safe barebacking" is with someone that's STI-negative and that would really only be the one instance wherein you "know" someone has tested negative for the STIs your worried about.
Does that mea... | [
"Summary: this, but I am too lazy (also, wall of text warning above).\n\nPost: Wall of text warning \n I think it could help to say a little bit more about the two points of advice that I've given. \n Common sense rules may not be so \"common\" to many people. What the quoted comment made by /u/gregraps is talking ... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 987 |
cibach | Generate the content for a reddit post Legally recognizing gay marriage would likely strong-arm religious institutions into recognizing gay marriage, as well.
EDIT: To clarify, I do support gay marriage. I'm just answering the question about a non-religious argument against it. | This was a topic in AskReddit a couple weeks ago. Here was my response:
>One of the primary reasons many conservatives oppose gay marriage--aside from religious convictions and "gay people will destroy civilization" nonsense--is that if marriage between two gay people is legally recognized, it could open the door to ... | This was a topic in AskReddit a couple weeks ago. Here was my response:
>One of the primary reasons many conservatives oppose gay marriage--aside from religious convictions and "gay people will destroy civilization" nonsense--is that if marriage between two gay people is legally recognized, it could open the door to ... | [
"Summary: don't worry about her not eating right now, that's common for adoptees. But be aware that it might be years before she acts like a \"normal\" dog, if ever. My best wishes to you--adopting a puppy mill rescue is one of the hardest things to deal with as a dog owner, and you'll need a lot of patience and op... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 988 |
DarylHannahMontana | Generate the content for a reddit post don't buy a bike from a department store; bikesdirect/performance are ok; real bike shop is the best, but most expensive. Used is a cheaper option. | I prefer road biking, but both are fun. Do you think you would prefer losing yourself in thought/the scenery, or are you more of a constant-thrills kind of person? Not to say road biking is strictly meditation/no-thrills (or vice-versa), but that's a start.
After you've made that choice, "what bike to buy?" is obviou... | I prefer road biking, but both are fun. Do you think you would prefer losing yourself in thought/the scenery, or are you more of a constant-thrills kind of person? Not to say road biking is strictly meditation/no-thrills (or vice-versa), but that's a start.
After you've made that choice, "what bike to buy?" is obviou... | [
"Summary: The relevant intuition is that all solutions can be written as superpositions of standing waves\n\nPost: Suppose you have a PDE like \n ∂_t u = Δ u\n \n or \n ∂_tt u = Δ u\n \n in a bounded domain, with some prescribed boundary condition. \n Suppose further that you know solutions of the so-called eigenva... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 989 |
Skittle-Dash | Generate the content for a reddit post Worst effect of chemo on child is cognitive damage, surgeries don't share that collateral. | Chemotherapy ravages a child's body more so than an adult since all of the cells in child body divide at a faster rate, not just the cancer. Studies with identical twins where on has gone through chemotherapy and one hasn't shows damage is much worse than appears at first to the point they don't even look like siblings... | Chemotherapy ravages a child's body more so than an adult since all of the cells in child body divide at a faster rate, not just the cancer. Studies with identical twins where on has gone through chemotherapy and one hasn't shows damage is much worse than appears at first to the point they don't even look like siblings... | [
"Summary: Some of the most complex and well executed works of art that this fandom has put forth happens to be rule34. It fits in perfectly since the show has a heavy usage of emotional imagery.\n\nPost: Let it be known that not all those that view these images actually, for the lack of better word, clop. If you st... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 990 |
KittyExtraordinaire2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Oliver diets. | Instead of a witty and/or relevant quip to begin the story with, let's get to know each other with Kitty's Extraordinary Questionnaire!
1.) What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Must be an actual food item (not grass/shit/etc.)
2.) If you were to take over the world with an army of hamplanets at your use, h... | Instead of a witty and/or relevant quip to begin the story with, let's get to know each other with Kitty's Extraordinary Questionnaire!
1.) What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Must be an actual food item (not grass/shit/etc.)
2.) If you were to take over the world with an army of hamplanets at your use, h... | [
"Summary: Kelly's a cunt\n\nPost: Let's see. I have work in an hour, a paper due on Friday, and my bed needs to be made…looks like it's time for another Kelly story for my mini fanbase! This one's longer. A LOT longer. So if you're reading this on the shitter, I'd recommend skipping it. \n I was waiting to tell you... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 991 |
flyingcatpotato | Generate the content for a reddit post no shits to give about the relative morality of a consensual gangbang/group sex but i would not feel comfortable limiting a person's sexuality by imposing my need for monogamy | It wouldn't be the gangbang/group sex itself bur rather that for complex health/mental reasons i have mentioned on here a few times, i need my partners to currently be monogamous. So i would be worried that the guy was "missing out on his real sexuality" or something being with me and that one day the other shoe would ... | It wouldn't be the gangbang/group sex itself bur rather that for complex health/mental reasons i have mentioned on here a few times, i need my partners to currently be monogamous. So i would be worried that the guy was "missing out on his real sexuality" or something being with me and that one day the other shoe would ... | [
"Summary: privilege talk makes me slightly ranty\n\nPost: As a white, cis woman i really don't like discussing privilege with people because they are all, \"yeah you're white too.\" This usually happens when i talk about how i feel about Lena Dunham. I think she is representative of a certain social class i cannot ... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 992 |
PDawgize | Generate the content for a reddit post Darius is like Xin, just stronger -- needs straight AD build to stay relevant, building tanky makes him just a body with some pretty little damage. He will get nerfed. Where the nerfs will target I have no idea, but knowing Riot, with all the complaining people are doing, probably... | As someone who plays top lane a lot, I feel I can explain what type of monster Darius is.
I play a wide range of champs top lane -- Lee, Jax, Riven, Olaf, Wukong, Yorick, Kennen, Renekton, Pantheon, Shen, Rumble, Udyr, Volibear, and Vlad, and, of course, DARIUS. And I have faced Darius with a good amount of each of t... | As someone who plays top lane a lot, I feel I can explain what type of monster Darius is.
I play a wide range of champs top lane -- Lee, Jax, Riven, Olaf, Wukong, Yorick, Kennen, Renekton, Pantheon, Shen, Rumble, Udyr, Volibear, and Vlad, and, of course, DARIUS. And I have faced Darius with a good amount of each of t... | [
"Summary: Shadowmere is a she, not it. Reload the closest save to you, regardless of what happened between then and her death. Lesson here? SAVE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME\n\nPost: no idea, but never refer to Shadowmere as an it, Shadowmere is a she, and she is amazing. Fuck Companions, Shadowmere tanks dragons fer... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 993 |
whitehandsinkstains | Generate the content for a reddit post sudden onset dizziness/vertigo, occurred twice in seven days, causes severe nausea and lots of vomiting. What could it be and how can I make it go away? | Personal details:
21 year old female, 5'9", 160lbs, caucasian, not pregnant
Suffering from intermittent dizziness/vertigo for the past week and a half
Taking ondansetron odt and meclizine for nausea and dizziness (related note, is it possible to get an exemption for a larger amount of ondansetron? My insurance ... | Personal details:
21 year old female, 5'9", 160lbs, caucasian, not pregnant
Suffering from intermittent dizziness/vertigo for the past week and a half
Taking ondansetron odt and meclizine for nausea and dizziness (related note, is it possible to get an exemption for a larger amount of ondansetron? My insurance ... | [
"Summary: girl destroys her hands and eventually her life with high-pressure irons\n\nPost: I slam my hand under a 330 degree heat press. Can't manage to lift the press one handed at first. The room fills with the reek of burning flesh. Finally I manage to lift the press. My oblivious boss has yet to notice the sme... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 994 |
GhostSongX4 | Generate the content for a reddit post There's no liberal lynch mob. Celebrities can't say stupid shit and we, the public, still have to support their careers. They torpedoed their own careers. Not some shadowy conspiracy. | You know what pisses me off about this stupid "you can't say what you think in "murica any more because of a liberal lynch mob" is that there isn't a liberal lynch mob .
If you're a celebrity and you decide to say that fags are degenerate subhuman filth that should all die of AIDS it's not some liberal agenda that b... | You know what pisses me off about this stupid "you can't say what you think in "murica any more because of a liberal lynch mob" is that there isn't a liberal lynch mob .
If you're a celebrity and you decide to say that fags are degenerate subhuman filth that should all die of AIDS it's not some liberal agenda that b... | [
"Summary: Happiness is created by our perceptions. We have too high of expectations for our day to day happiness.\n\nPost: That question supposes that there is a certain predestination to our lives. That there is a probable course of life that some humans are granted and some aren't which imposes happiness. To that... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 995 |
Zygomatico | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't make things kinda clear, make things absolutely clear | Okay. It's a tricky situation, since he seems to be head over heels for you. Whatever you do, be honest towards him. He tried to kiss you, so it's quite clear to you what he wants. However, as long as you aren't honest with him (and guys can be dense), it won't be clear to him what you want. So flat-out say that you'd ... | Okay. It's a tricky situation, since he seems to be head over heels for you. Whatever you do, be honest towards him. He tried to kiss you, so it's quite clear to you what he wants. However, as long as you aren't honest with him (and guys can be dense), it won't be clear to him what you want. So flat-out say that you'd ... | [
"Summary: You're right for premeditated murder, but for a spur-of-the-moment crime it'll raise the chance of success.\n\nPost: The more barriers you put up, the harder it is for people to commit a certain action. You're talking about premeditated murder. Yes, those people won't be deterred by the legality of certai... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 996 |
RinkuTheFirst | Generate the content for a reddit post Most teenagers aren't assholes. Don't let the assholes jade you. | It absolutely infuriates me when I see redditors say that teenagers should only get shitty cars that barely run. You know what it would have told me had I received some clunker that stalled, looked like shit, and was basically a metal death trap? It would have said, "Hey buddy, we don't really give a shit about you g... | It absolutely infuriates me when I see redditors say that teenagers should only get shitty cars that barely run. You know what it would have told me had I received some clunker that stalled, looked like shit, and was basically a metal death trap? It would have said, "Hey buddy, we don't really give a shit about you g... | [
"Summary: Went to Shoney's, waiter quit after taking drink order, and Winnie the Pooh scared the shit out of a baby.\n\nPost: Pretty tame, but: \n I was at a Shoney's with my mother and father when I was around 13. If you're not familiar with it, Shoney's is sort of a shady buffet that also has a menu you can orde... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 997 |
Izzyisme | Generate the content for a reddit post As Schopenhauer said, "Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills." Even if we can choose what actions further certain goals, but if the goals (in the moral sphere) are societally bound, how does your so-called "Free will" account of morality function. Because to me... | When I say morality is choice-based, I mean that morality is based on choice. I don't know how to be any clearer than that. You choose using your free will at any moment what direction you want to head in. That is it.
But that's not an answer to the question I'm asking. I am asking what should the criteria of those... | When I say morality is choice-based, I mean that morality is based on choice. I don't know how to be any clearer than that. You choose using your free will at any moment what direction you want to head in. That is it.
But that's not an answer to the question I'm asking. I am asking what should the criteria of those... | [
"Summary: It is not your position that I am arguing against, but your faith in it as the absolute truth and you belief that the burden of proof is on literally everybody else except for you.\n\nPost: Why do you even strike the keys that spell out words that form your argument here? How do you know that pushing the ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 998 |
alkali_h20 | Generate the content for a reddit post Effectively everyone is an asshole. | While the pre-existing condition thing is bullshit, it also wasn't done like you're saying. People were suppose to report there state of health, yet many people with for example, long standing hypertention, high cholesterol, and diabetes would report as in good health. When they had a massive heart attack, the insura... | While the pre-existing condition thing is bullshit, it also wasn't done like you're saying. People were suppose to report there state of health, yet many people with for example, long standing hypertention, high cholesterol, and diabetes would report as in good health. When they had a massive heart attack, the insura... | [
"Summary: Basically, our education system has evolved in a way that does the exact opposite of inspiring students. It has become a stress fest for no reason. Students hate any added work because it isn't seen as another opportunity for education, it is seen as more stress for a extremely stressful environment. W... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 999 |
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