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I used to think he was right about a lot of things but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere but now I think I am wasting my time. | No, you guys are great together. He'll come through, I'm sure. |
Fresh from the shrink I'd say! | Yeah, group bloody therapy time. |
Not bad hey, I think I'll add Sparkie to my resume.....Good shovel! | Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there. |
Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there. | Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time. |
Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time. | I thought that was part of the charm! |
I thought that was part of the charm! | I'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much. |
I'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much. | A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing? |
A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing? | I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears. |
I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears. | I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill? |
I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill? | No.....But I think Honza at the office has. You keep shifting this crap and I'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. Take a break for lunch and I'll catch you up later. |
No.....But I think Honza at the office has. You keep shifting this crap and I'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. Take a break for lunch and I'll catch you up later. | And if the police stop by - what do I tell them? |
And if the police stop by - what do I tell them? | Tell them we're working for the University. |
Tell them we're working for the University. | Thought of everything haven't you. |
Thought of everything haven't you. | Yep, except a name for this place. |
Yep, except a name for this place. | You're nuts man, Katka's right! |
I'm an idiot? | Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though. |
Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though. | Really, "The Freeman Centre"? |
Really, "The Freeman Centre"? | No....The Asylum! |
No....The Asylum! | Oh yeah, what's my connection to that? |
Oh yeah, what's my connection to that? | None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts. |
None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts. | I've been saying that since we met. |
I've been saying that since we met. | Yes, but it suddenly clicked, this is going to be a crazy place and, since the Commies are used to seeking asylum, we can use that in the marketing. |
Well, it's definitely there - We've just got to get to it. | Why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe? |
Why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe? | I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer? |
I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer? | I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it. |
I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it. | Don't worry if the old lady's there I'll brick it back up. |
Let's split. | Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold. |
Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold. | Why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick Doug. |
Why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick Doug. | Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway. |
Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway. | So why didn't we? |
So why didn't we? | We don't speak Czech! |
Afternoon! | Am I late? |
Am I late? | No, not if you've got better things to do. |
No, not if you've got better things to do. | Who put a bee up your butt? |
Fancy some lunch after we_re through with this Meccano shit? | Sure, I think it_s your turn to buy too. |
I see, you've got your hands too far up your collective arse to pull it out long enough except to drink my bloody wine. | Forget it Doug, it's no good. |
If I cut a deal, I'm not staying in this country and I want Holly to come with me. So, if she doesn't come here today, you're going to have to get her to me tomorrow; after I call, promise? | Sure....Anything else I can do for you? |
Sure....Anything else I can do for you? | You could give me your baseball, so I can drive this bastard nuts.....He's been playing chequers for eight hours and still hasn't won a game. |
I don't know what it is with you bloody hooligans. Not content with causing trouble back home, YOU idiots have to go off and wreak havoc throughout the whole of Europe. And when finally, the police do catch up with you, you expect us to wave a magic wand and get you out, well not this time, I'm sorry. | So am I. |
So am I. | Now - Your name is Douglas Greenwell, yes? |
Now - Your name is Douglas Greenwell, yes? | Yes. |
Yes. | Date of birth, November the fourth nineteen-sixty-two. |
Date of birth, November the fourth nineteen-sixty-two. | Yes. |
Yes. | Your home address is 18 Thornton Avenue, Coventry. |
Your home address is 18 Thornton Avenue, Coventry. | That's my mum's. |
That's my mum's. | I see, would you like us to inform her of your situation? |
I see, would you like us to inform her of your situation? | No! |
No! | Now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges? |
Now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges? | No! |
No! | Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records? |
Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records? | They didn't look like medical files to me. |
They didn't look like medical files to me. | Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming. |
Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming. | Regards to Her Majesty. |
I think I'm stupid.....All you do is use me and expect me to wait for you. | No. |
No. | I thought you loved me Doug but all you want from me is sex. |
That's not true, we have a great time together. I've said I'm sorry. Let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so I can get changed. | Oh sure and you will want sex, always sex. |
I could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but I waste my time waiting for you and then going to stupid pubs. | I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that shit. |
I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that shit. | That's it, I am just stupid teenager, yes? |
That's it, I am just stupid teenager, yes? | Right now, yeah - you're talking crap. |
I thought I'd help out. | We don't need you. |
We don't need you. | That's not what you said last night. And, I didn't bring that "prick" Josh. |
Alright, go help Chris shovel up the last of the crap. | Thanks. |
Weren't you going to get some glasses? | Oh shit, yeah. Can you lend some more money? |
Great, let's break for lunch and I'll buy you a beer on the way. | But I have to finish this.... |
But I have to finish this.... | Come on, that shit can wait. |
When the hell did you write that? | Just yesterday. |
Just yesterday. | Shit Honey, you could've told me. People might think it's about us! |
Shit Honey, you could've told me. People might think it's about us! | Maybe it is! |
All I'm saying Honey is run the thing past me for Christ's sake before you get up and broadcast the crap. | Oh that's it? Everything I do is crap! |
So, what have you got to say for yourself? Was he good in bed? | Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something. |
Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something. | You really are a piece of work, you know that? You walk out on me and my family for some worthless bum and you expect us to help him when he screws up. |
Well, well, he smirked when Marty opened the door. If it isn't the neighborhood bootlegger, Al Capone McFly? | What do you want, Biff? |
What do you want, Biff? | Show me some respect, you little asshole. It's Special Officer Tannen to you. |
Show me some respect, you little asshole. It's Special Officer Tannen to you. | The day I show respect to Biff Tannen will be the day I win a million dollars... What's the matter, Biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? Don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club? |
The day I show respect to Biff Tannen will be the day I win a million dollars... What's the matter, Biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? Don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club? | Listen you little Asshole, I oughta -- |
Listen you little Asshole, I oughta -- | What do you want, Biff? |
What do you want, Biff? | Where's your old man? |
Your line, George! | Oh. Uh... 'Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!' George paused. You really think I should swear? |
Oh. Uh... 'Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!' George paused. You really think I should swear? | Yes, definitely, god dammit George, swear. Then you hit me in the stomach, I go down for the count, and you and Eileen life happily ever after. Now, hit me in the stomach. |
You know damn well that's not what I meant. | All I can say is, that's one helluva attitude, Mr. McFly. 'Let's explode a hundred megaton Geothermal nuclear device, just to see it.' |
Yeah, explode it up your ass! | Unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. You may see the entire annhiliation of the world. If not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. We can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. We'll see all of our oil reserves dep... |
Unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. You may see the entire annhiliation of the world. If not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. We can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. We'll see all of our oil reserves dep... | Hey, Mr. Arky, gimme a break! I'm seventeen years old! I'm not responsible for all these problems! |
No, Marty. Shemp's molecular structure is completely intact! | Then where the hell is he? |
Then where the hell is he? | The appropriate question to ask is when the hell is he! You see, Shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. I've sent Shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact. |
The appropriate question to ask is when the hell is he! You see, Shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. I've sent Shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact. | The future? What are you talking about? Where's Shemp?! |
The future? What are you talking about? Where's Shemp?! | Shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02PM, we'll catch up to him. |
Shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02PM, we'll catch up to him. | Now hold on a minute, Professor! Hold the phone. Are you trying to tell me that this -- all of this here -- that this is -- it's a -- a -- |
You see, I never rebuilt the time machine after it was destroyed in 1952. I decided that experimenting with time and possibly changing history was too risky. Anyway, experiments in time travel were banned in all 87 states after the governor of Cuba caught Dr. Felstien fooling around in the Bermuda Triangle -- that was ... | 87 states? Time travel bans? What the hell? |
Can you imagine your parents in bed together? | No way! |
No way! | Me neither. I've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. You think yours did? |
Me neither. I've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. You think yours did? | Hell no! The way my mom carries on about sex -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. You shoulda seen her face when I told her we were gonna stay up all night Saturday, he added. Always afraid something is going to happen. |
Hell no! The way my mom carries on about sex -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. You shoulda seen her face when I told her we were gonna stay up all night Saturday, he added. Always afraid something is going to happen. | Is something going to happen Saturday night? |
Never mind. It doesn't matter... If I'm worth a damn, I'll pick the right direction. And if I'm not, well, I don't care. See what I mean? | No. |
No. | Well, I shouldn't expect miracles, should I? |
She gotta be kiddin', right? Vaporize the whole damn planet--? | You wanna take the chance, Casper? |
You wanna take the chance, Casper? | Not me. No way. |
Not me. No way. | Rawhide, go find out how Professor Hikita's coming with that formula. Mrs. Johnson, take Casper and Scooter, gas up the Jet Car. |
See 'em? They about had me and the whole damn car for breakfast. Broke my windshield... | The creatures? They attacked you? They tried to possess you? |
Pull up! We did it! Holy shit, we did it! Pull up! | Now, Buckaroo Banzai? |
Now, Buckaroo Banzai? | Now! |
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