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Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself. | Oh, they weren't that bad. I mean, they were kind of cute. |
Oh, they weren't that bad. I mean, they were kind of cute. | Promise me that we'll never be like them. I don't want to wind up like that. |
Promise me that we'll never be like them. I don't want to wind up like that. | Relax, baby. We're going to wind up like us. |
Surprise. | Baby, you didn't have to come. |
Baby, you didn't have to come. | What, and miss all the fun? C'mon, not a chance. So, what's the verdict? |
What, and miss all the fun? C'mon, not a chance. So, what's the verdict? | Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years. I'll serve two. |
Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years. I'll serve two. | Two years. George, I can't wait that long. |
Two years. George, I can't wait that long. | What? You're not going to wait for me? |
What? You're not going to wait for me? | George, I went to the doctor. I don't have two years. |
George, I went to the doctor. I don't have two years. | Which brings me to rule number three: which says, fuck rules one and two, skip bail and take off. |
Tuna, this is crap. | I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial. |
I know it's not the greatest. It's commercial. | It's garbage. |
Mr. Jung, you're a convicted felon, correct? | Yes, I am. |
Yes, I am. | Do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the United States government in regards to your testimony? |
Do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the United States government in regards to your testimony? | No, I cam here out of my own volition. |
No, I cam here out of my own volition. | Excuse me? |
Excuse me? | Something about vengance being best served cold. |
Something about vengance being best served cold. | Really. Are you getting paid, Mr. Jung? |
Really. Are you getting paid, Mr. Jung? | Excuse me? |
Excuse me? | Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case? |
Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case? | I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole. Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old. That's some fucking deal. I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here. I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happ... |
I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole. Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old. That's some fucking deal. I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here. I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happ... | So you do have an agreement with the United States Government, Mr. Jung, correct? |
Hmm. I see. Will there be clothes in the suitcase? | What? Yeah, sure. |
What? Yeah, sure. | Whose cloths? Your clothes? |
Whose cloths? Your clothes? | My clothes, your clothes. What does it matter? |
My clothes, your clothes. What does it matter? | I would like to know the contents. Every detail is important. |
I would like to know the contents. Every detail is important. | What are we doing here, Diego? This guy's a clown. He's talking about clothes. |
What are we doing here, Diego? This guy's a clown. He's talking about clothes. | I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know. |
I demand to know everything. I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know. | It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I piss fifteen kilos. |
It's a lousy fifteen kilos. I piss fifteen kilos. | The coca is my responsibility! |
The coca is my responsibility! | You're a fucking amateur! |
What the fuck is that? | It's your grass. |
Happy Birthday, George. Mirtha invited me. | Yeah. She told me. |
Yeah. She told me. | Look, I'm sorry about everything. I feel like an idiot. You were right. I did fuck you. And then Diego fucked me. Cut me out, too. |
Look, I'm sorry about everything. I feel like an idiot. You were right. I did fuck you. And then Diego fucked me. Cut me out, too. | I heard. |
I heard. | I lost sight of everything. Forgot who my friends were. |
I lost sight of everything. Forgot who my friends were. | It's in the past. I'm out of the business now, so forget about it. No hard feelings. We need to move on. And besides, I'm sorry, too. |
It's in the past. I'm out of the business now, so forget about it. No hard feelings. We need to move on. And besides, I'm sorry, too. | You? |
You? | For calling you a homo. |
For calling you a homo. | That was out of line. |
George? You better get yourself a good lawyer this time. We're gonna nail your ass to the wall on this one. | Oh hey, one more thing? |
Oh hey, one more thing? | What's that? |
What's that? | Get me a six pack. |
That's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo. | And that's wholesale. Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand. |
And that's wholesale. Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand. | Oh my G-d. |
Oh my G-d. | Yes. And a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. Everything is the same, George, except instead of thousands, you are making millions. |
Yes. And a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. Everything is the same, George, except instead of thousands, you are making millions. | Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. |
Jesus Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. | Now do you see what I am saying? |
Now do you see what I am saying? | Getting it here is no problem. Trust me. I'll fly it in myself if I have to. What about supply? How much can we get? |
Getting it here is no problem. Trust me. I'll fly it in myself if I have to. What about supply? How much can we get? | Don't worry. We will talk of everything. We have the time. You arrive here with a Bachelor of Marijuana, but you will leave with a Doctorate of Cocaine. |
What's the matter, George? | What's the matter? We're moving three hundred fucking kilos and we're making dogshit. |
What's the matter? We're moving three hundred fucking kilos and we're making dogshit. | A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George. |
A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George. | It is bad. It's chump change. We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border. We're getting screwed. |
It is bad. It's chump change. We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border. We're getting screwed. | I know. |
I know. | And what happens when these guys stop paying? Sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out. Then where are we? |
And what happens when these guys stop paying? Sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out. Then where are we? | That's my George, always thinking. |
George. | Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their fucking money. |
Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their fucking money. | Bad news, George. I'm in Colombia. |
Bad news, George. I'm in Colombia. | Well, you better get here fast. I'm sitting on... |
George, good to see you, my brother. | What the fuck is going on? When did you get out of jail? |
What the fuck is going on? When did you get out of jail? | Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying? |
Pablo used his influence. Now, George, watch what you say. Everybody hears everything. A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America. Life is cheap here, you know? No offense, but you know what I'm saying? | Yeah. Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking. |
Yeah. Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking. | Right. Now who is the person in California? The connection? |
Right. Now who is the person in California? The connection? | Just a friend. |
Just a friend. | Who? I need to know. Ah, never mind. We'll talk about it later. |
Who? I need to know. Ah, never mind. We'll talk about it later. | Yeah. You do the talking. |
I'm calling it three. | We're half a million off. |
We're half a million off. | Fuck it. I'm not counting it again. |
Fuck it. I'm not counting it again. | Weight it. If it's sixty pounds, it's three. If it's fifty, it's two-point five. |
Weight it. If it's sixty pounds, it's three. If it's fifty, it's two-point five. | I don't give a shit. Close enough. |
Are you comfortable with this? | George, we've got sixty-one million dollars. It's either here or someplace else. We've got to put it somewhere. Unless you want to launder it. |
George, we've got sixty-one million dollars. It's either here or someplace else. We've got to put it somewhere. Unless you want to launder it. | And keep only forty-percent? No thanks. |
And keep only forty-percent? No thanks. | Then relax. It's a federal bank. Guaranteed by the government. And Senor Noriega has very lenient banking principles. No questions. No problems. All the pesados keep their money here. Even El Padrino. What do you worry? Everyone knows we are with Escobar. Who is going to fuck with us? |
Three years. How long have we been in business? Three years. Does she get to meet your connection? Was she good enough? | Shut up, Diego. They're going to be here any minute. I'm trying to concentrate. |
Shut up, Diego. They're going to be here any minute. I'm trying to concentrate. | I'm very angry with you, George. Very angry. You don't take me to California, but you take your bitch wife? A woman? I understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this. You and me. |
I'm very angry with you, George. Very angry. You don't take me to California, but you take your bitch wife? A woman? I understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this. You and me. | What do you need my connection for, Diego? What are you going to do with it? |
What do you need my connection for, Diego? What are you going to do with it? | What do I do with it? Nothing. It's for peace of mind. It's for the principle. |
Estoy bien, okay? Everything is alright. There's no problem. Okay? This never happened. No one has to know anything about this. Diego, I want you to calmly tell them where the fucking coke is. Do it now. | Es un Ford blanco junto a una pick-up. |
Well, you know. It's um... | Oh, shut up, Fred. Shut your big fat mouth. You don't buy it all at once. It's called layaway. |
George, you look terrible. | Yeah, well... |
Yeah, well... | Diego? |
Diego? | Yeah. |
Yeah. | Please. Sit down. We'll drink some scotch. |
Please. Sit down. We'll drink some scotch. | I didn't come here to drink scotch. |
I didn't come here to drink scotch. | I see. I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad. You now know who your Brutus is. |
I see. I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad. You now know who your Brutus is. | You know why I'm here. You know what I have to do. I came here for permission. Out of respect, Pablo. This is bullshit, he's making me look like a punk. |
You know why I'm here. You know what I have to do. I came here for permission. Out of respect, Pablo. This is bullshit, he's making me look like a punk. | It is very difficult. Diego makes me a lot of money. If Diego goes so does the money. You were an excellent teacher, George. When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary. We must remember we have wives, friends, familia. Even familia that has not been born. But sometimes, we must forget ... |
It is very difficult. Diego makes me a lot of money. If Diego goes so does the money. You were an excellent teacher, George. When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary. We must remember we have wives, friends, familia. Even familia that has not been born. But sometimes, we must forget ... | You're saying life will take care of Diego? |
You're saying life will take care of Diego? | Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you. It is the teacher. |
Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you. It is the teacher. | I get it. I'm really pissed, Pablo. You know the DEA knows about Norman's Cay. For Chrissakes, Diego worships Adolf Hitler and John Lennon, that's fucked up! |
I get it. I'm really pissed, Pablo. You know the DEA knows about Norman's Cay. For Chrissakes, Diego worships Adolf Hitler and John Lennon, that's fucked up! | I'm sorry, George. |
I'm sorry, George. | Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? You and me, Pablo? Are we good? |
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? You and me, Pablo? Are we good? | Of course, George. We are beautiful. We are brothers. Real brothers. Not like Diego. We started this, George. |
So, business is going good. I've got this import/export thing going on in Miami that's been very profitable. With my investments... | Don't bullshit me, George. I don't see you very much, I don't want to waste the time. |
What the fuck? Is he going to walk? | He's going down, George. It's election year. We're not making any deals. |
Don't be stupid, George. We've got him. We've got him dead to rights. But like I said, this is top priority so we're handing out free passes on this one. And the first one's got your name on it. Cut your sentence in half, maybe more. | No thanks, fellas. You've got the wrong fucking guy. I'm not a rat. |
Look what the cat dragged in. | Holy shit, Dulli. What the hell are you doing here? |
Jesus Christ. | Oh, don't be such a fucking hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I? |
Oh, don't be such a fucking hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I? | Put that shit away, they're here. |
No, that's alright. | Oh fucking relax. Let your hair down for once. It's your fucking birthday, for Chrissakes. You're such a fucking pussy. I swear to G-d, I married this big time drug dealer and wound up with the maid. |
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