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Yeah, real fine. Especially all the casualties. | I'm complimenting you. Can't you ever just say "thanks"? |
I'm complimenting you. Can't you ever just say "thanks"? | ... Thanks. |
... Thanks. | Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred. |
Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred. | Sorry, Admiral. It wasn't mentioned in the job description. |
I hear you're a manicurist now -- got your own business and everything. I'm glad you've stayed clean. | Like I had a choice with that anal-retentive Jon Archer rising my ass at the probation hearing. At least he took an interest. You took off without leaving so much as a Post-it. |
Like I had a choice with that anal-retentive Jon Archer rising my ass at the probation hearing. At least he took an interest. You took off without leaving so much as a Post-it. | I'm not the same person you remember. |
Go on, Adam ... I'm not asking you for anything -- I was never even going to tell you. But hell, I never thought I'd see you again, either. | How old is he? |
How old is he? | Five. No one knows you're his father. I thought someone might want to hurt him -- just to hurt you. |
Hey, bro ... | You're not my brother. The brother I knew would never have been caught by that dumb fuck Archer. At least tell me the bomb is still going off. |
You're not my brother. The brother I knew would never have been caught by that dumb fuck Archer. At least tell me the bomb is still going off. | They haven't found it yet -- Listen, Pollux ... |
So? | So? The procnias averano is a South American bird. The flight here was only three hours! And yesterday a European swallow flew by! Where the fuck are we? |
I was in a coma, Pollux. I still feel like shit. | Let me have a look. |
Oh, God -- Mom OD'd at County General. | Retching and convulsing while those bastards didn't even try to save her sorry ass. You gave her mouth to mouth -- man -- even then you had some constitution. |
Thanks, Pollux. | For what? |
For what? | For being one helluva guy. |
For being one helluva guy. | "Thanks?" I guess they really did fuck you up. |
Well, you tried. You failed miserably, but you tried. | Everything I say is wrong. I can't talk to her anymore. |
Everything I say is wrong. I can't talk to her anymore. | She's only 12. Some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying "I love you." |
She's only 12. Some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying "I love you." | Is that what you think? |
Is that what you think? | Jon ... we just remember how it used to be. You staying for a while or is this just a piss-stop? |
Jon ... we just remember how it used to be. You staying for a while or is this just a piss-stop? | We need to talk. |
We need to talk. | I'm late for surgery. |
I'm late for surgery. | It's important. |
It's important. | So is finishing my residency and passing my boards ... |
What are you going to do! | You've given me the freedom I haven't had in years, and the power to make it pay off in ways I never thought possible. But hell -- this is America. One day a pauper, the next day, a prince. And I owe it all to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an important government job to abuse, -- and a beautiful wife to fuck... |
Just saving the tax-payers the cost of a trial. So take a hike. | What's the matter with your voice, Commander? |
What's the matter with your voice, Commander? | Castor Troy almost strangled me to death. Where the hell were you? |
What happened? | What the fuck do you think happened? Castor Troy just shot him! What are you waiting for? GO! |
You merciless bastard! | Business first. I went into the "Warrants" system and erased your records. You're clean. In fact, you're now on the informant payroll. |
I can't even look at you without wanting to vomit. | You better get used to it. That bitch Lazarro is getting kicked upstairs. Guess what white-bread family man is going to replace her? |
Don't get mad, but I just went for a little stroll through the company switches. | You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit. |
You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit. | Don't worry, nobody knows I'm inside. Check it out. Remember that fat fuck agent who roughed us up in Thailand? He's being treated for bone cancer at the V.A. Thanks to the miracle of NSA grid-technology ... -- Ooops! His radiation does just quadrupled. |
Don't worry, nobody knows I'm inside. Check it out. Remember that fat fuck agent who roughed us up in Thailand? He's being treated for bone cancer at the V.A. Thanks to the miracle of NSA grid-technology ... -- Ooops! His radiation does just quadrupled. | Are you TRYING to give us away? For somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small. |
Are you TRYING to give us away? For somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small. | I'm just having some fun. |
I'm just having some fun. | There's fun, bro. Then there's FUN. |
Eight pocket stingers ... seven piper uzis ... six cobra carbines ... five - net - launch-ers ... | Yeah -- it's Santa's Magic fucking Village. Your present's in here. |
What about me? | A lot of people think you're a snitch. It's dangerous ... |
A lot of people think you're a snitch. It's dangerous ... | Like I fucking care? I'm not just sitting here! |
Might wanna fasten your seat belt, Jack... | What the hell is happening to me?! |
...06...14...18...48...right there. Four numbers...that's two hundred and thirty eight dollar... Merry Christmas and shit... | Ticket bad. You draw in lines with pencil. |
Ticket bad. You draw in lines with pencil. | What're you talkin' about? |
What're you talkin' about? | You draw lines with pencil! I know about this! |
Christ... Where the hell is the bathroom? | Funny, Jack. Im laughing on the inside. |
Jack...can we afford all this? | Whats the difference? Im taking my baby out for our anniversary, damn the costs... |
Whats the difference? Im taking my baby out for our anniversary, damn the costs... | How do you even know about this place? |
I think its good to be a little unsure about who you are. Its very human. | But you always seem so certain. |
But you always seem so certain. | Cmon, Jack, you think there arent mornings when I wake up and wonder what the hell Im doing in New Jersey... |
Cmon, Jack, you think there arent mornings when I wake up and wonder what the hell Im doing in New Jersey... | Thats a big one for me, too. |
Thats a big one for me, too. | My office is a dump, I answer my own phone...and youve seen my pay check. |
My office is a dump, I answer my own phone...and youve seen my pay check. | Your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks. |
Your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks. | I mean yes, I help people that need it... |
I mean yes, I help people that need it... | I guess...some of them are probably faking. |
I guess...some of them are probably faking. | God, sometimes I think it would be so nice not to have to stretch ground beef or maybe drive a car with a CD player... |
What the hell you smiling at? Just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those SMBs -- | Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride. I'm not as dumb as you look. |
They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could -- | Give me the god damn mirror! |
Time's up... We'll have to take them out immediately. | It means killing Benes... And for all we know, they may have completed the operation! Damn it to hell! |
You, uh... I'm sorry, sir, but - | I decided not to - I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out. |
I decided not to - I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out. | I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars. |
I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars. | I just pulled in here. I just fucking pulled in here! |
I just pulled in here. I just fucking pulled in here! | Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day. |
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? | I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter? |
I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter? | I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase! |
I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase! | Where's my daughter? |
Where's my daughter? | Fuck you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS - |
Fuck you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS - | Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money! |
Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money! | Drop that fucking money! |
Drop that fucking money! | No Jean, no money! |
No Jean, no money! | Is this a fucking joke here? |
...Is this a fucking joke? | Unghh... oh, geez... |
Or your fucking wife, you know. | Or your fucking wife, Jerry. |
...Look at that. Twin Cities. IDS Building, the big glass one. Tallest skyscraper in the Midwest. After the Sears, uh, Chicago... You never been to Minneapolis? | No. |
No. | ...Would it kill you to say something? |
...Would it kill you to say something? | I did. |
I did. | "No." First thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit, I'm sittin' here driving, man, doin' all the driving, whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', tryin' to, you know, tryin' to chat, keep our spirits up, f... |
...So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't ... | Uh-huh. |
Uh-huh. | So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. |
So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. | I unnerstand. |
I unnerstand. | And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' | Ya got that right. |
Ya got that right. | And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' |
And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' | White Bear Lake? |
White Bear Lake? | Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. |
Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. | Oh sure. |
Oh sure. | So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story. |
So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story. | What'd this guy look like anyways? |
What'd this guy look like anyways? | Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'. |
Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'. | Uh-huh - in what way? |
Uh-huh - in what way? | Just a general way. |
Just a general way. | Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in. |
Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in. | Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow. |
Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow. | Yah, got a front movin' in. |
Yah, got a front movin' in. | Ya got that right. |
Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking. | In what way? |
In what way? | I dunno. Just funny-looking. |
I dunno. Just funny-looking. | Can you be any more specific? |
Can you be any more specific? | I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised. |
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised. | Was he funny-looking apart from that? |
Was he funny-looking apart from that? | Yah. |
Yah. | So you were having sex with the little fella, then? |
So you were having sex with the little fella, then? | Uh-huh. |
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