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The Matrix isn't real! | Oh, I disagree, Trinity. I disagree. I think the Matrix is more real than this world. I mean, all I do is pull a plug here. But there, you watch a man die. |
I'm going to let you in on a little secret here. Now don't tell him I told you this, but this ain't the first time Morpheus thought he found the One. | Really? |
Really? | You bet your ass. It keeps him going. Maybe it keeps all of us going. |
You bet your ass. It keeps him going. Maybe it keeps all of us going. | How many were there? |
How many were there? | Five. Since I've been here. |
Five. Since I've been here. | What happened to them? |
What happened to them? | Dead. All dead. |
Dead. All dead. | How? |
How? | Honestly. Morpheus. He got them all amped up believing in bullshit. I watched each of them take on an agent and I watched each of them die. Little piece of advice: you see an agent, you do what we do; run. Run your ass off. |
There was an accident. A fucking car accident. All of a sudden. Boom. Jesus, someone's going to make a believer out of me. | I got you. |
I got you. | Just get me outta here. |
Just get me outta here. | Nearest exit is Franklin and Erie. An old appliance store. |
Holy fucking shit! | Yes. |
What the fuck do they want with me?! | I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there. |
I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there. | How?! |
How?! | I can guide you out, but you have to do exactly what I say. |
Tank. | Goddamn! It's good to hear your voice, sir! |
Goddamn! It's good to hear your voice, sir! | We need an exit. |
We need an exit. | Got one ready, sir. Subway. State and Balbo. |
Got one ready, sir. Subway. State and Balbo. | We're on our way -- |
And I know that's not where you want to be. | ... shit. |
Operator. | Mr. Wizard, get me the fuck out of here! |
Neo! | What the hell just happened? |
What the hell just happened? | An Agent! You have to send me back! |
An Agent! You have to send me back! | I can't! |
We went down to Chinatown but they don't have any. | Yeah, well, keep away from those Chinx. They don't have shit. |
Well, I don't know if we want to buy all $40 worth... | Hey! You want good stuff, or you want shit? |
You got some mouth! | Johnny, you're a real jerk-off. |
You couldn't handle shit. You just better come through with some kind of payment on Tuesday...anything. Understand? Hold onto your pay- check this week. | There won't be any this week. |
There won't be any this week. | What do you mean? |
What do you mean? | Didn't show up. |
Didn't show up. | You sick or what? You forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks, stupid? |
You sick or what? You forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks, stupid? | I don't like loading crates. |
I don't like loading crates. | You're not supposed to like it. What gets me is your attitude. Listen... tomorrow you show up. |
You're not supposed to like it. What gets me is your attitude. Listen... tomorrow you show up. | What about your attitude...Where's your job...eh? You talk and talk and I go to work...what do you do? |
What about your attitude...Where's your job...eh? You talk and talk and I go to work...what do you do? | I'll tell you what I don't do... I don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, stupid. Show up or I break both your arms, we understand each other? |
I'll tell you what I don't do... I don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, stupid. Show up or I break both your arms, we understand each other? | Ok, ok...take it easy. I'll show. Tuesday I'll give Michael something. I promise. |
Ok, ok...take it easy. I'll show. Tuesday I'll give Michael something. I promise. | Don't promise...just deliver. |
Don't promise...just deliver. | Ok, now that that's over with...what are you gonna make me for breakfast? |
Hey...don't do that...I'm only scaring them. | Stupid bastard...you get your cousin half-sick over this. |
Your Uncle's a good man...I won't stick him. Either he gets the money or the place and right now he's getting the place. And tell me why should I care? I got a partner who's a bum, who doesn't help out...who disappears and leaves me with all the problems. I should go back to Florida...I don't need this. | I don't understand, where's Groppi? |
I don't understand, where's Groppi? | I should know? His wife don't even know. Probably off with one of his little girls...I don't know. I tell you, if he don't give a damn, then I don't give a damn...Why should I kill myself? |
I should know? His wife don't even know. Probably off with one of his little girls...I don't know. I tell you, if he don't give a damn, then I don't give a damn...Why should I kill myself? | My uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...I dunno. Maybe you should speak to him yourself. |
My uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...I dunno. Maybe you should speak to him yourself. | What can I say? |
Oh Michael, look... | Nevamind 'look'...This punk bastard...I call him at work...I say 'Johnny Boy there?'...He doesn't even show up for work anymore... |
Nevamind 'look'...This punk bastard...I call him at work...I say 'Johnny Boy there?'...He doesn't even show up for work anymore... | Look...I've talked to him and I've talked to him...what more can I do...? Tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok? |
Look...I've talked to him and I've talked to him...what more can I do...? Tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok? | All right...but understand, I don't like being taken advantage of. I mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...This is embarassing. |
All right...but understand, I don't like being taken advantage of. I mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...This is embarassing. | We'll settle it tonight. |
That W.A.S.P. bastard. | You're intolerable today. |
You're intolerable today. | Watch your language. |
Don't count it...it's all there. | Count it. |
Count it. | Hey, c'mon - no bullshit - friends. |
Oh, you're the great Joe's attorney now? Are we going to go to court? Or are we going to go to bed? And I don't mean you and me. I mean you and him. | That's it. It's over. Get out. |
That's it. It's over. Get out. | So I guess a blowjob's out of the question? |
We have an arrangement now. | What side of the industry did you say you were on? |
What side of the industry did you say you were on? | I didn't say. |
I didn't say. | Joe sounds like a ringer, Bill. I have the feeling you guys got the broad strokes already. Need any help with the details? |
What do you think the Board is going to say when I tell them that? | I don't care. |
I don't care. | With all due respect, you damn well better care because if you try to stonewall them again, there'll be blood on the floor. |
I don't know where you get that idea -- the Board agreed -- | The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all. |
The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all. | Is this Mr. Black's fantasy? Another one of his whoppers? Aren't you sick of this asshole lurking around? No one knows who he is, but one thing everyone does know, he somehow got your ear and has been pouring poison into it ever since. |
You act like you never had peanut butter before -- | I haven't. |
I haven't. | -- What kind of childhood did you have? |
-- What kind of childhood did you have? | Do you love Drew? |
Do you love Drew? | Come again? |
Come again? | When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing. |
When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing. | Drew is none of your damn business. Nor is where I put my mouth. |
Drew is none of your damn business. Nor is where I put my mouth. | I'm sorry. Do you live here? |
I'm sorry. Do you live here? | No, Joe, I'm swimming here. Then I'm going home. |
No, Joe, I'm swimming here. Then I'm going home. | I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'd like us to be friends. |
I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'd like us to be friends. | I've got plenty of friends. |
I've got plenty of friends. | I don't have any. |
I don't have any. | I can see why. |
You're violating the laws of the universe. | This universe? |
This universe? | Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are. And you're all fucked up. |
Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are. And you're all fucked up. | I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. |
I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. | And I don't give a shit. |
And I don't give a shit. | May I remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me. So watch it...Bill. |
May I remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me. So watch it...Bill. | Cut the 'Bill' crap out -- you sonofabitch. |
Cut the 'Bill' crap out -- you sonofabitch. | I told you, 'watch it'. |
You're what? | I think you heard me, Bill. |
I think you heard me, Bill. | You're not taking Susan anywhere. And what the hell does that mean anyway? |
Am I dreaming this? Are you a dream? | I am not a dream. |
I am not a dream. | You're coming to 'take me'. What is that? Who the hell are you? |
The great Bill Parrish at a loss for words? The man from whose lips fall 'rapture' and 'passion' and 'obses- sion'...all those admonitions about being 'deliberately happy', what there is no sense 'living your life without...', all the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round, pear-shaped t... | What the hell is this? Who are you? |
What the hell is this? Who are you? | Just think of millenniums multiplied by aeons compounded by infinity, I've been around that long, but it's only recently that your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom, the natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you. |
About what? | I want to have a look around before I take you. |
I want to have a look around before I take you. | 'Take me'...? Where? |
'Take me'...? Where? | It requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one. |
It requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one. | 'The one' to do what? |
'The one' to do what? | Show me around. Be my guide. And in return, you get... |
Show me around. Be my guide. And in return, you get... | Get what? |
Get what? | Time. |
Time. | What the hell are you talking about? |
What the hell are you talking about? | Watch it! |
Watch it! | I'm sorry -- |
I'm sorry -- | In return you'll receive minuets, days, weeks, I'm not going to go into details ... what matters is that I stay interested. |
But he does give a shit. Don't you, Bill? | Yeah, I give a shit. |
Yeah, I give a shit. | See. There. What'd I tell you? |
Joe knew the whole story. I told him. It was his idea that I come clean. I mean I wanted to come clean but he gave me a pair of balls, you know what I mean? | Yes, I believe I do. |
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