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You mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have sex? | No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like sex. Maybe not the first time. |
No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like sex. Maybe not the first time. | Will you take of f your blouse? |
Will you take of f your blouse? | Yes, every day. Maybe I shouldn't have worn that dress? I told Beth it was a bad idea. That's why they made me Queen. |
No! Yes! I'll be right out, Dad. Oh shit! Peggy, I'm going to snap you out of it. | I couldn't help it I loved him. |
I couldn't help it I loved him. | One... two... three. You are now awake. |
You want some advice, friend? You get in your car, you pick up your family... and you get the hell out of that town. | Well... uh... thanks... |
I was building a doggy door. | God damn it Gus, you dug up my wife! What the fuck is going on around here?! |
Damn dog stuck his nose in on my rabbits and they ganged up on him. I swear that dog's an idiot. | Is he gonna be okay? |
Not that much appreciation. I thought we were gonna tone down that flabby ass. | Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud that you are. |
I've never seen anybody punch Clyde before. | He pissed me off. |
He pissed me off. | Sorry about your mom. I couldn't handle not having my mom around. Just having Gus... |
Come on, that's just a bullshit story. You said so yourself... | What if it's not bullshit? If I bury Zowie there, and it works... ...he'll come back alive. |
What if it's not bullshit? If I bury Zowie there, and it works... ...he'll come back alive. | Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out. |
Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out. | Look, if there was even one chance in a million it'd work, wouldn't you want to try? |
If MacroSystems wins, an energetic, young company will be destroyed, five thousand Americans will be out of work. Moreover, the laws of copyright and anti-trust were enacted to prevent exactly the kind of bullshit Macrosystems is trying to pull. | Andy, do you know who reps Kronos Inc.? |
Andy, do you know who reps Kronos Inc.? | Bailey, Brackman. |
Hold still. Shit. The goddamn vein's clotted. We have to go the goddamn hospital, so they can change the goddamn catheter. | I have too much work to do. Skip the treatment. |
I have too much work to do. Skip the treatment. | We're not skipping this treatment. |
We're not skipping this treatment. | I said, skip it, Michael. It's my treatment. |
I said, skip it, Michael. It's my treatment. | Fuck you. |
Fuck you. | Fuck you. This shit's probably not doing me any good anyway. |
Fuck you. This shit's probably not doing me any good anyway. | That shit's saving your life, you asshole! |
ALLRIGHT IT'S CLOSED! Jesus! | The least you can do is look at me, while I'm sticking this shit into your arm. Forget the fucking case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time. |
The least you can do is look at me, while I'm sticking this shit into your arm. Forget the fucking case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time. | You don't think there's much time left, do you? |
You don't think there's much time left, do you? | That's not what I said. |
That's not what I said. | You're scared. You think we're near the end. |
You're scared. You think we're near the end. | No. |
No. | Maybe I should start making plans, is that what you think? Start planning my memorial service? "Begin to prepare for the inevitable." |
Maybe I should start making plans, is that what you think? Start planning my memorial service? "Begin to prepare for the inevitable." | Maybe you should think about it. |
Maybe you should think about it. | What's that mean?! |
What's that mean?! | Maybe you should think about it. |
Maybe you should think about it. | I'm not going to die. |
I'm not going to die. | That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness. |
That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness. | You want me to give up? Let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>? |
You want me to give up? Let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>? | Then, what <u>are</u> we, Drew?! The <u>winners</u>? "Ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of AIDS goes to Andrew Beckett and his lover Miguel..." Excuse me, I'm not your lover. I'm your Care Partner. FUCK! |
Then, what <u>are</u> we, Drew?! The <u>winners</u>? "Ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of AIDS goes to Andrew Beckett and his lover Miguel..." Excuse me, I'm not your lover. I'm your Care Partner. FUCK! | I'm not ready to die. |
I'm not ready to die. | Do you think I'm ready for it?! I hate this shit. I'm not a fucking martyr! I hate every goddamn part of it! |
Hell, they are staring. What's that shit on your face? | Makeup. |
Okay... They want you out. It's against the law to fire you for having AIDS, so they make you look like a fuck up. Which leads us to the mysterious, lost file. | They sabotaged me. |
They sabotaged me. | I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case. |
I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case. | Look. I know I have a case. If you don't want to take it for personal reasons... |
Look. I know I have a case. If you don't want to take it for personal reasons... | Correct. I don't. |
I thought I was supposed to be covering for you. God, Andy, you look awful. | Fucking Word Processing lost my Kronos complaint. Which must be filed by fucking five o'clock! If it's late, there's no case... Every problem has a solution. |
Fucking Word Processing lost my Kronos complaint. Which must be filed by fucking five o'clock! If it's late, there's no case... Every problem has a solution. | What can I do? |
What can I do? | Get down to Word Processing. Help Jamey look. |
What kind of movies do they show there? | Gay movies. |
Gay movies. | Gay <u>pornographic</u> movies? |
Gay <u>pornographic</u> movies? | Yes. |
Yes. | Do men have sex with each other in that theater? |
Do men have sex with each other in that theater? | Yes. |
A homosexual encounter. | Get real. |
Get real. | Unprotected sex with a prostitute. |
Unprotected sex with a prostitute. | Uh.... No. Not really. |
Uh.... No. Not really. | Or unprotected sex with someone you didn't know very well, any time during the last twelve years. |
Good school. What year? | Second. |
Second. | Great. |
Great. | Would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game, I could use a beer. I don't pick up people in drug stores every day. |
Would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game, I could use a beer. I don't pick up people in drug stores every day. | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? You think <u>I'm</u>... ... gay? |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? You think <u>I'm</u>... ... gay? | Aren't you? |
Aren't you? | What's the matter with you? Do I look gay to you? |
What's the matter with you? Do I look gay to you? | Do I look gay to you? Relax. |
Do I look gay to you? Relax. | Relax? I ought to kick your faggoty little ass for you! |
Relax? I ought to kick your faggoty little ass for you! | Take it as a compliment. Geesh. |
Don't you know this is exactly the kind of bullshit that makes people hate you guys? | Fuck you! You want to kick my ass? You want to try? Asshole. |
Fuck you! You want to kick my ass? You want to try? Asshole. | You're the asshole, buddy. |
You're the asshole, buddy. | Get a life. |
Don't know, Joe. | Is there some kind of expression I've picked up from Beckett?! Some kind of fairy attitude I've unconsciously adopted?! Am I walking different?! Some kind of vocal thing?! Have I picked up some kind of homo <u>vibe</u>?! |
Is there some kind of expression I've picked up from Beckett?! Some kind of fairy attitude I've unconsciously adopted?! Am I walking different?! Some kind of vocal thing?! Have I picked up some kind of homo <u>vibe</u>?! | Have you changed your aftershave? |
Have you changed your aftershave? | Very funny. I had a box of Pampers under my arm for Chrissake! |
Joe? | Yeah... ? |
Yeah... ? | Two men making love... ? Now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting? |
Two men making love... ? Now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting? | Lisa, c'mon. One guy sticking his dick in another guy's mouth? It's disgusting. |
Okay, so... help me with this one, Joe... Is it disgusting for someone to put his dick into someone's mouth? Or, is it disgusting for someone to take a dick into <u>their</u> mouth? | Great, Lisa. Thank you. |
That's kind of... extreme, Walt. Andy's private life is none of our business. | Bob. You're trying my patience. Andrew Beckett is making his private life our business. We gave him Kronos. Did he say, "I'm sick. I might not be able to see this through?" |
Bob. You're trying my patience. Andrew Beckett is making his private life our business. We gave him Kronos. Did he say, "I'm sick. I might not be able to see this through?" | He was doing a great job. |
He was doing a great job. | Bob. I must ask you to shut the fuck up. Did Andrew Beckett say "I might not be able to serve our clients to the <u>best of my ability</u>?" He said nothing. And now, Andrew Beckett proposes to haul me into a court of law, to sling accusations at me, in full view of the entire, Philadelphia, judicial establishment. My ... |
Riddick? What the hell are you -- | <u>Listen</u>. |
I promised them we'd go back with more light. And that's exactly what we're gonna do.. | Think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a fuck. |
Think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a fuck. | What, you're afraid? |
What, you're afraid? | Confusin' me with Johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. I only deal in life and death. All that stuff in between? Some shade of grey my eyes don't see. |
Confusin' me with Johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. I only deal in life and death. All that stuff in between? Some shade of grey my eyes don't see. | <u>I trusted you</u>, Riddick. Goddamn, I trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race. |
<u>I trusted you</u>, Riddick. Goddamn, I trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race. | Truthfully? I wouldn't know how. |
He used that? | Sir Shiv-a-lot. He likes to cut. |
Sir Shiv-a-lot. He likes to cut. | So why isn't it all bloody? |
So why isn't it all bloody? | I assume he licked it clean. |
Let's board this up and get the hell gone. They seem to stick to the dark, so if we stick to daylight, should be all -- | 60 years ago. |
60 years ago. | Wha'? |
...need those cells from the crash ship. Shit, still gotta check out the hull, patch the wings -- | Let's wait on the power cells. |
Let's wait on the power cells. | Wait for what? Until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to -- |
Wait for what? Until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to -- | We're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not -- |
We're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not -- | <u>Get the fucking cells over here</u>, Johns. What's the discussion? |
You have a little caffeine in the morning, I have a little morphine. So what? | And here you got two mornings every day. Wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky? |
And here you got two mornings every day. Wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky? | Not a problem unless you're gonna make -- |
Not a problem unless you're gonna make -- | <u>You</u> made it a problem when you let Owens die like that. When you had enough drugs to knock out a fucking mule-team. |
<u>You</u> made it a problem when you let Owens die like that. When you had enough drugs to knock out a fucking mule-team. | Owens was already dead. His brain just hadn't caught on to that fact. |
Owens was already dead. His brain just hadn't caught on to that fact. | Anything <u>else</u> we should know about you, Johns? Christ, here I am lettin' you play games with our lives when -- |
How much you weigh, Johns? | What the hell's it matter? |
What the hell's it matter? | How much? |
How much? | 79 kilos. |
79 kilos. | Because you're 79 kilos of gutless white meat, and <u>that's</u> why you can't come up with a better plan. |
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