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What do you mean, she was a hot number.	If you had an American Express card she'd give you a Listen, this girl worked in a tanning salon, need I say more?...What do you do?
This tastes weird. Harley? It's me. I need your services. Translate that anyway you'd like. I'm at-	You're at Paul Owen s.
You're at Paul Owen s.	Who?
Who?	Paul Owen.
Paul Owen.	I want the number, idiot. Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's and I'll try you later and if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night I'm going to sic my hairdresser on you.
Hello, Halberstam. Nice tie. How the are you?	I've been great. And you?
And Cecelia, how is she? Where is she tonight?	Cecelia is, well...you know
Cecelia is, well...you know	Evelyn. Great Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.
Evelyn. Great Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.	Another Martini, Paul?
How can he lie like that? How can he pull that	What Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere.
What Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere.	I don't believe it. He looks so...normal. He seems so... out of it. So...undangerous.
I just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total How can you be so I don't know, cool about it?	Some guys are just born cool, I guess.
It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.	Not really. the little See what I care.
Not really. the little See what I care.	Man, you are one chilly square!
Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimate you to the Nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.	Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.
Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.	My mother's told me all about you.
My mother's told me all about you.	If it's a lie, her. It it's the truth, me. I hope that's witty. How's your mum?
If it's a lie, her. It it's the truth, me. I hope that's witty. How's your mum?	My mother's doing quite well, thank you very much.
Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?	I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative...
I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative...	That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and
That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and	I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon?	I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.	Excuse me?
Excuse me?	My wedding tackle.
My wedding tackle.	I'm sorry?
I'm sorry?	My meat and two veg.
My meat and two veg.	Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.
Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.	Have you ever made love to a Chigro?
Have you ever made love to a Chigro?	A Chigro?
A Chigro?	You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Chigro.
You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Chigro.	We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.
We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.	That's right. You're supposed to say 'colored' now, right? Here's the stewardesses! Bring on the sexy stews!
Brrrr! She must be frigid. There's two things I know about life: one, Americans will never take to soccer. Two, Swedish girls and stewardesses love to They're man! Let me ask you a question, Vanessa, and be honest.	Sure.
Sure.	Do I make you
Do I make you	What?
What?	Do I make you Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?
Do I make you Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?	I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.
I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.	Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.
Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.	I understand that, Mr. Powers, but let me be perfectly clear with you, perhaps to the point of being insulting. I will never have with you, ever. If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having simply for procreation, I still would not have with you.
I can't see a bloody thing.	Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're prescription X-ray glasses. I have very bad astigmatism.
Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat.	How do you know?
How do you know?	I never forget a cat.
I haven't had fun like that since college.	I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.	Why?
Why?	I'm sorry that bug up your had to die.
All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.	No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.
No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.	Smashing idea! Give it to me.
Danger Powers, personal effects.	Actually, my name's Austin Powers.
Actually, my name's Austin Powers.	It says here, name Danger Powers.
It says here, name Danger Powers.	Danger's my middle name.
Danger's my middle name.	OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made enlarger pump.
OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made enlarger pump.	That's not mine.
That's not mine.	One credit card receipt for Swedish- made enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.
One credit card receipt for Swedish- made enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.	I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.
I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.	One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.	I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.	One book: Swedish-Made Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers.
Dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!	I had the group liquidated, you little They were insolent.
I had the group liquidated, you little They were insolent.	I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.
I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.	Scott, don't say that...
Umm, that also has already happened.	Right. Oh, let's just do what we always do. Let's hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom... ...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Well, knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with It's bizarre.	You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.
You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.	What about his teeth?
What about his teeth?	You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.
You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.	I just don't see it.
I just don't see it.	Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.
Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.	Did you ever...
Did you ever...	Of course not. I was married to your father.
Of course not. I was married to your father.	Did you ever want to?
Did you ever want to?	Austin is very charming, very debonair. He's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines, sophisticated, a world-renowned photographer. Women want him, men want to be him. He's a lover of love-- every bit an International Man of Mystery.
Bad news. Father's looking for you. Where are those bloody ministers?	Have a look at this.
Cocky little I hope he was a baddy.	I feel sure of it.
I feel sure of it.	I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?
I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?	She was ...
I'm totally blown away. You're getting married. It seems like only yesterday I showed you how to have	Deb, I want to throw you a shower.
Denmark makes great Nautilus equipment.	I'd like to and press those babies.
Rick, I want to talk to you.	Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an from room service.
My car's gone!	Maybe it had something to do.
Maybe it had something to do.
Cole, what the are you doing?	She's mine!
Some slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.	Well, tell the to shut up.
Well, tell the to shut up.	Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.
Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.	Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling... Shut up, I'm talking here. Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage.
Cole, we've got to talk.	Finally realized Rick's a huh?
Finally realized Rick's a huh?	No, Cole, I...
No, Cole, I...	It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.
It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.	Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...
Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...	You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...
You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...	Cole, I'm marrying Rick.
Cole, I'm marrying Rick.	You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?
You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?	I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.
Jumbo, where the are the women?	What are you talking about,
What are you talking about,	Your never showed up.
Your never showed up.	They left an hour ago, pink nuts.
They left an hour ago, pink nuts.	you!
That's it, lips.	What are you...
What are you...	I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?
I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?	Why?
Why?	Because I'm off. Now give me your cash.
you... that... Don't me around. You promised me 1500 seats for the Police Concert... 1500, not fifteen!... that... you -- Sting. Hi, guys.	Gary, you're quite an animal.

What do you mean, she was a hot number.

If you had an American Express card she'd give you a Listen, this girl worked in a tanning salon, need I say more?...What do you do?

This tastes weird. Harley? It's me. I need your services. Translate that anyway you'd like. I'm at-

You're at Paul Owen s.

Who?

Paul Owen.

I want the number, idiot. Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's and I'll try you later and if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night I'm going to sic my hairdresser on you.

Hello, Halberstam. Nice tie. How the are you?

I've been great. And you?

And Cecelia, how is she? Where is she tonight?

Cecelia is, well...you know

Evelyn. Great Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.

Another Martini, Paul?

How can he lie like that? How can he pull that

What Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere.

I don't believe it. He looks so...normal. He seems so... out of it. So...undangerous.

I just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total How can you be so I don't know, cool about it?

Some guys are just born cool, I guess.

It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.

Not really. the little See what I care.

Man, you are one chilly square!

Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimate you to the Nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.

Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.

My mother's told me all about you.

If it's a lie, her. It it's the truth, me. I hope that's witty. How's your mum?

My mother's doing quite well, thank you very much.

Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?

I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative...

That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and

I beg your pardon?

I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Excuse me?

My wedding tackle.

I'm sorry?

My meat and two veg.

Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.

Have you ever made love to a Chigro?

A Chigro?

You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Chigro.

We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.

That's right. You're supposed to say 'colored' now, right? Here's the stewardesses! Bring on the sexy stews!

Brrrr! She must be frigid. There's two things I know about life: one, Americans will never take to soccer. Two, Swedish girls and stewardesses love to They're man! Let me ask you a question, Vanessa, and be honest.

Sure.

Do I make you

What?

Do I make you Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?

I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.

Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.

I understand that, Mr. Powers, but let me be perfectly clear with you, perhaps to the point of being insulting. I will never have with you, ever. If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having simply for procreation, I still would not have with you.

I can't see a bloody thing.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're prescription X-ray glasses. I have very bad astigmatism.

Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat.

How do you know?

I never forget a cat.

I haven't had fun like that since college.

I'm sorry.

Why?

I'm sorry that bug up your had to die.

All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.

No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.

Smashing idea! Give it to me.

Danger Powers, personal effects.

Actually, my name's Austin Powers.

It says here, name Danger Powers.

Danger's my middle name.

OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made enlarger pump.

That's not mine.

One credit card receipt for Swedish- made enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.

I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.

One warranty card for Swedish-made enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.

I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

One book: Swedish-Made Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers.

Dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!

I had the group liquidated, you little They were insolent.

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.

Scott, don't say that...

Umm, that also has already happened.

Right. Oh, let's just do what we always do. Let's hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom... ...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Well, knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with It's bizarre.

You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.

What about his teeth?

You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.

I just don't see it.

Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.

Did you ever...

Of course not. I was married to your father.

Did you ever want to?

Austin is very charming, very debonair. He's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines, sophisticated, a world-renowned photographer. Women want him, men want to be him. He's a lover of love-- every bit an International Man of Mystery.

Bad news. Father's looking for you. Where are those bloody ministers?

Have a look at this.

Cocky little I hope he was a baddy.

I feel sure of it.

I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?

She was ...

I'm totally blown away. You're getting married. It seems like only yesterday I showed you how to have

Deb, I want to throw you a shower.

Denmark makes great Nautilus equipment.

I'd like to and press those babies.

Rick, I want to talk to you.

Ah, Cole. I don't remember ordering an from room service.

My car's gone!

Maybe it had something to do.

Cole, what the are you doing?

She's mine!

Some slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.

Well, tell the to shut up.

Right. Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.

Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling... Shut up, I'm talking here. Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage.

Cole, we've got to talk.

Finally realized Rick's a huh?

No, Cole, I...

It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.

Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...

You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...

Cole, I'm marrying Rick.

You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?

I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.

Jumbo, where the are the women?

What are you talking about,

Your never showed up.

They left an hour ago, pink nuts.

you!

That's it, lips.

What are you...

I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?

Why?

Because I'm off. Now give me your cash.

you... that... Don't me around. You promised me 1500 seats for the Police Concert... 1500, not fifteen!... that... you -- Sting. Hi, guys.

Gary, you're quite an animal.