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Yikes...
I think we're good on your tips. |
Lifehack: tipping not required in the Costco food court. |
They can't put open items back on the shelf anyways they pallet it up and ship it off then the stuff is sold at auction |
And now he has a record lol coming out on top! |
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ohhhhhh.. lmao. yes that i saw.
you stunned me for a second, i was sure i had at least heard of all Pratchett's works.
turns out thats still true. lollolol thank you : ) |
Ah yes the Noble burro, to bad I was talking about the ass with two cheeks and one hole that smells like shit |
Obviously many of you noobs have never spend time in jail and don't know of its many benefits. 😉 |
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Isn't it 67? |
If you don't know who to send them too reach put to your local assisted living facility. We love passing cards out to residents and it can really make their day even if the message is generic, especially in memory care. |
dude... this is so fucking mind blowing... have you consider opening a patent for this?
this idea should not be stolen.
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It was a class C for me in Kentucky. Same speed actually |
I'd reply:
>You seem like assholes. Maybe it's because of how you were raised, or because people don't understand you. No worries, we wish you the merriest holidays and hope you find the gift of kindness soon! |
you sound like someone completely disconnected from reality... I dont think there is a driver alive that hasnt done over 70. The fact you do shows your intelligence level. |
If they need the money then let them have it, I say. Give without judgment. |
Reckless endangerment usually a felony |
This is really a splendid idea that I can get behind! I've loved writing cards since I was a youth. There were a ton of them in old Christmas boxes and I was wondering what to do with them. This sounds fantastic. I love pen-pals too so maybe I'll make a friend! |
Yeah guy you replied to made it seem like the guy had a choice after the fact |
Ehh, just don’t donate if you’re going to be a douche nozzle about it. |
No worries. Sorry you had to do that. Ive had some hefty charged but alway got ROR’d. My buddy had a quick succession of DWIs and got a week in 23 hour solitary plus fines and classes/treatment. Ive already said it but ill say it again. My guess as to why is the short stay. Its probably easier to keep you in one spot a... |
Happy cake day, cake day twin! |
This was literally me too, but it was the looney bin after a suicide attempt. The whole experience of being involuntarily detained was actually pretty positive overall. |
No, they both seem to speak and understand perfectly. |
Look under the Criticism heading on the Wikipedia page for Solitary. The Torture sub heading is right under Ineffectiveness.
Jail is a possibility in Ontario but not so often. My buddy was caught going 50km/h (that’s the lower threshold for “stunt driving”) over the limit, I think it’s somewhere in the range of 65km... |
No, it's when you dress like 90' rappers, and gather in loud groups. You know the picture. Why tf would a scarf look dangerous, you just want to put a stigma into this, please don't, it was going very well.
You are why we cant have nice things. |
122 in a 55?
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hmm |
To hell with them?! They took the time to send a hand written card and you curse them? Heinous bro, just heinous. |
I'm a proud jail noob |
I worked in retail, and as long as the product is sellable in the store you can at least get store credit in most places. I've had people come into the store, take off the tag, and put it on the register saying they wanted to refund it for store credit. |
First of all if you’re spending 23 hours in solitary you probably don’t have to worry about your cell mates shit. Secondly, you’re right. This dude is financially fuxked but at least he will get a weeks pay and probably keep his job. |
That is really sweet! Thanks for sharing this idea. I will post some! |
Yea he more than doubled the speed limit. Thats putting a lot of lives at risk. Many countries will revoke your license for doing less then that. Most things in the states can be fixed by paying a fine. Still people hate the cops. Driving is a privilege, not a right. BTW jail time is not prison time. Jail can mean you ... |
...it’s totally a backhanded compliment. It’s like sending someone a V-Day card and saying “You’re clearly hideous and have no one sending you a Valentine’s Day Card, so here you go! I hope you find someone who truly appreciates beauty “on the inside”. PS: this is in no way a come on” |
"year end tipping"?
How about first-snow-tipping?
New-haircut-tipping?
triple-tip-tuesday?
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You seem like the sort of person who is always alone and in misery. Maybe it's because people don't like or understand you. No worries, I wish you the merriest holidays and hope you find the gift of friendship soon! |
Bill's? We got more Bill's than you can stand round hea.
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Thanks for the kind after thought, friend! Merry Christmas to you too!! |
#freelilturbo |
What were you in for? |
I am definitely going to be doing this. Thank you for such a wonderful idea. I will get my 2 young children involved and send some nice cards out to a local home. We live in an area with a lot of old people’s home around so plenty of choice. My son designs a Christmas card every year and the school gets them printed an... |
> A week in jail usually means 23 hours in solitary.
it usually doesn't or anything close |
I went 115 in a 90 once. I feel you though especially in the south west desert, nothing particularly wrong with seeing what the machine can do when there is essentially no harm possible to others. |
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It’s getting downvotes because there are plenty of place in the US where speed limits are not based on any of those factors and are mainly set as a way of generating revenue. Some speed limits are legit, others aren’t. |
Hæpp |
I don't want to say. |
Can you share some of the messages with us? |
My parents were pissed when I started working as a corrections officer out of college. |
Yeah - I wonder what that's like. Huh. Oh well, I'm off to eat some babies. |
>This is the dumbest view ive seen in awhile.
You just laid out reason to make sure his income flow continues. You just put up an argument that he will need more money, while saying making sure cash flow doesn't change is the dumbest view you have seen in a while. |
>after thought
You seem like the kind of person who doesn't spell very well. Maybe it's because they didn't teach you anything in school. No worries! I hope and pray that one day you might get a better education. Have a blessed day. |
Don't forget the free prostate exam |
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So he was young? He called his mom.... police will be lenient on kids here too. Adults should know better. His MOM had to pay for his misdeeds. So he learned nothing. Also youre saying jail IS a possibility. Which is what happened here. This guy was the one that got jailed. Everything you said is on point with every ... |
Autocorrect did that, but I see what's happening here. The difference is, you didn't hand-write the note to deliver it to me. That's just mean. |
OWI. Yeah seems easier for the jail just to keep you in one room and slide your food in 3x per day. |
So if I had hand-written that to you, it would have been ok? Come on. Yes, I was being a jerk, and so were those people who wrote that note. |
Ahh. I see you live in a rural white area as well. |
Sorry but racism and economic profiling are not creditable sources. |
You downvote me for providing facts while you ignore my original comment, your country and you are happy to torture people over nonviolent traffic violations. Prison is not intended to be retribution, except in your shithole I suppose |
Having a real human write me an actual letter would be enough to overlook the mean undertones. |
Well, your parents are dick heads. |
It takes all kinds. 🤷🏿♀️ |
Hopefully he reflects and learns something from his time behind bars. Could have killed or seriously injured someone driving like that. Smh |
Who hurt you |
I have a lot of trouble believing it. Do you know how quickly this would lead to full jails? Plus the guards would be doing nothing but escorting prisoners to and from rec.
I've been in jail in 2 places for minor shit and in both its a pod of cells with a communal area with benches, a tv, and a shitty shower. |
Unless someone writes something over the bar code. Then they package it up on a pallet and ship it back to the manufacturer. |
No worries, totally understand |
Honestly, they were in the wrong with this card. It is very condescending. |
So you sat for 46 hours, alone, in a cell with no human interaction except for meals and an hour rec. That's what you're saying? |
You misunderstood. Im saying its either solitary OR having a cell mate that shits. Not both silly. |
I was going to say this.
If you’re going to draw a line through it make sure it’s vertical. It’s also best to just take it off though because the item code is still on it. |
Sorry about your glass house |
All you've done is make the cashier's job harder. They can still type in the bar code. It's not as though this is legally binding. |
Lol I wasn’t being literal, which would be obvious to anybody with half a brain cell |
Yeah this is messed up, sanctimonious and judgy. Either you trust enough to give, or you don’t.
Having needy children doesn’t make you an untrustworthy person. Exploiting someone’s neediness to boost your own sense of superiority, however, does. Don’t piss on the Christmas parade, yo. |
Looks like he said 48 hours actually. |
Great idea!! *epic pose* |
Wait, do rural white municipalities not fuck over working class people? |
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You are my friend |
You wanna make some t shirts? We can make some extra money for the holidays. Ill to halvsies |
Holy shit dude |
As opposed to? |
You're telling us the exact words of the card? |
The reason he’s taking vacation is so he doesn’t get fired from his job for missing a week being in jail. It’s pretty smart long-term. |
Fuck you, man. Don't donate if you're going to be a dick about it. |
Had a dwi myself. Fell asleep and crashed into a homeowners landscaping. I didnt run, failed field sobriety tests. I was brought to the station for another test and questioning and 2 hours later was released. Lost my license for 6 months and $1000 fine. Had to take a class and insurance went up. Last time ive driven dr... |
No worries! It’s actually very specifically my area of study, so I’m always way too excited when it’s relevant! |
It’s usually based on speed over the limit. 95 in a 75 is different than 95 in a 45. Both will get you a reckless driving charge but in the former case a lawyer can probably get the charge reduced to a fine. In the latter you’re serving time.
You can also get reckless driving for burnouts, drifting, gunning it from a... |
You go OP. I confess to some fear regarding Muslims. You shame my fear.
Atheist here, reporting in. |
But what about the Dementors? |
Have you tried taking to it? Maybe reason with the fly, not all insects are “animals”. |
24 hours - 1 hour rec = 23
23 x 2 = 46.
23 hours solitary a day is what OP claimed, try to keep up. |
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