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twg_000000041822 | United States, for the Southern District of New York. * * * * * THE MYSTERY OF MR. E. DROOD. AN ADAPTATION, BY ORPHEUS C. KERR. . A NIGHT OF IT WITH MCLAUGHLIN. Judge SWEENEY, with a certain supercilious consciousness that he is figuring in a novel, and that it will not do for him to thwart the eccentricities of | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041823 | mysterious fiction by any commonplace deference to the mere meteorological weaknesses of ordinary human nature, does not allow the fact that late December is a rather bleak and cold time of year to deter him from taking daily airings in the neighborhood of the Ritualistic churchyard. Since the inscription of his epitaph on his late wife upon her monument therein, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041824 | the churchyard is to him a kind of ponderous work of imagination with marble leaves, to which he has contributed the most brilliant chapter; and when he sees any stranger hovering about a part of the outer railings from whence the inscription may be read, it is with all the swelling pride of an author who, having procured the publication | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041825 | of some dreary article in a magazine, is thrown into an ecstacy of vanity if he sees but one person glance at that number of the periodical on a news-stand. Since his first meeting with Mr. BUMSTEAD, on the evening of the epitaph-reading, Judge SWEENEY has cultivated that gentleman's acquaintance, and been received at his lodgings several times with considerable | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041826 | cordiality and lemon-tea. On such occasions, Mr. BUMSTEAD, in his musical capacity, has sung so closely in Judge SWEENEY'S ear as to tickle him, a wild and slightly incoherent Ritualistic stave, to the effect that Saint PETER'S of Rome, with pontifical dome, would by ballot Infallible be; but for making Call sure, and Election secure, Saint Repeater's of Rum beats | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041827 | the See. With finger in ear to allay the tickling sensation, JUDGE SWEENEY declares that this young man smelling of cloves is a person of great intellectual attainments, and understands the political genius of his country well enough to make an excellent Judge of Election. Walking slowly near the churchyard on this particular freezing December evening, with his hands behind | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041828 | his bank, and his eyes intent for any envious husband who may be "with a rush retiring," monumentally counselled, after reading the Epitaph, Judge SWEENEY suddenly comes upon Father DEAN conversing with SMYTHE, the sexton, and Mr. BUMSTEAD. Bowing to these three, who, like himself, seem to find real luxury in open-air strolling on a bitter night in midwinter, he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041829 | notices that his model, the Ritual Rector, is wearing a new hat, like Cardinal's, only black, and is immediately lost in wondering where he can obtain one like it short of Rome. "You look so much like an author, Mr. BUMSTEAD, in having no overcoat, wearing your paper collar upside down, and carrying a pen behind your ear," Father DEAN | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041830 | is saying, "that I can almost fancy you are about to write a book about us. Well, Bumsteadville is just the place to furnish a nice, dry, inoffensive domestic novel in the sedative vein." After two or three ineffectual efforts to seize the end of it, which he seems to think is an inch or two higher than its actual | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041831 | position, Mr. BUMSTEAD finally withdraws from between his right ear and head a long and neatly cut hollow straw. "This is not a pen, Holy Father," he answers, after a momentary glance of majestic severity at Mr. SMYTHE, who has laughed. "It is only a simple instrument which I use, as a species of syphon, in certain chemical experiments with | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041832 | sliced tropical fruit and glass-ware. In the precipitation of lemon-slices into cut crystal, it is necessary for the liquid medium to be exhausted gradually; and, after using this cylinder of straw for the purpose about an hour ago, I must have placed it behind my ear in a moment of absent-mindedness." "Ah, I see," said Father DEAN, although he didn't. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041833 | "But what is this, Judge SWEENEY, respecting your introduction of MCLAUGHLIN to Mr. BUMSTEAD, which I have heard about?" "Why, your Reverence, I consider JOHN MCLAUGHLIN a Character," responds the Judge, "and thought our young friend of the organ-loft might like to study him." "The truth is," explains Mr. BUMSTEAD, "that Judge SWEENEY put into my head to do a | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041834 | few pauper graves with JOHN MCLAUGHLIN, some moonlight night, for the mere oddity and dampness of the thing.--And I should regret to believe," added Mr. BUMSTEAD, raising his voice as saw that the judiciary was about to interrupt--"And I should really be loathe to believe that Judge SWEENEY was not perfectly sober when he did so." "Oh, yes--certainly--I remember--to be | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041835 | sure," exclaims the Judge, in great haste; alarmed into speedy assent by the construction which he perceives would be put upon a denial. "I remember it very distinctly. I remember putting it into your head--by the tumblerful, if I remember rightly." "Profiting by your advice," continues Mr. BUMSTEAD, oblivious to the last sentence, I am going out to-night, in search | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041836 | of the moist and picturesque, with JOHN MCLAUGHLIN--" "Who is here," says Father DEAN. OLD MORTARITY, dinner-kettle in hand and more mortary than ever, indeed seen approaching them with shuffling gait. Bowing to the Holy Father, he is about to pass on, when Judge SWEENEY stops him with-- "You must be very careful with your friend, BUMSTEAD, this evening, JOHN | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041837 | MCLAUGHLIN, and see that he don't fall and break his neck." "Never you worry about Mr. BUMSTEAD, Judge," growls OLD MORTARITY. "He can walk further off the perpendicklar without tumbling than any gentleman I ever see." "Of course I can, JOHN MCLAUGHLIN," says Mr. BUMSTEAD, checking another unseemly laugh of Mr. SMYTHE'S with a dreadful frown. "I often practice walking | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041838 | sideways, for the purpose of developing the muscles on that side. The left side is always the weaker, and the hip a trifle lower, if one does not counteract the difference by walking sideways occasionally." A great deal of unnecessary coughing, which follows this physiological exposition, causes Mr. BUMSTEAD to breathe hard at them all for a moment, and tread | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041839 | with great malignity upon Mr. SMYTHE'S nearest corn. While yet the sexton is groaning, OLD MORTARITY whispers to the Ritualistic organist that he will be ready for him at the appointed hour to-night, and shuffles away. After which Mr. BUMSTEAD, with the I hollow straw sticking out fiercely from his ear, privately offers to see Father DEAN home if he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041840 | feels at all dizzy; and, being courteously refused, retires down the turnpike toward his own lodgings with military precision of step. When night falls upon the earth like a drop of ink upon the word Sun, and the stars glitter like the points of so many poised gold pens all ready to write the softer word Moon above the blot, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041841 | the organist of St. Cow's sits in his own room, where his fire keeps-up a kind of aspenish twilight, and executes upon his accordeon a series of wild and mutilated airs. The moistened towel which he often wears when at home is turbaned upon his head, causing him to present a somewhat Turkish appearance; and as, when turning a particularly | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041842 | complicated corner in an air, it is his artistic habit to hold his tongue between his teeth, twist his head in sympathy with the elaborate fingering, and involuntarily lift one foot higher and higher from the floor as some skittish note frantically dodges to evade him, his general musical aspect at his own hearth is that of a partially Oriental | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041843 | gentleman, agonizingly laboring to cast from him some furious animal full of strange sounds. Thus engaging in desperate single combat with what, for making a ferocious fight before any recognizable tune can he rescued from it, is, perhaps, the most exhausting instrument known to evening amateurs and maddened neighborhoods, Mr. BUMSTEAD passes three athletic hours. At the end of that | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041844 | time, after repeatedly tripping-up its exasperated organist over wrong keys in the last bar, the accordeon finally relinquishes the concluding note with a dismal whine of despair, and retires in complete collapse to its customary place of waiting. Then the conquering performer changes his towel for a hat which would look better if it had not been so often worn | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041845 | in bed, places an antique black bottle in one pocket of his coat and a few cloves in the other; hangs an unlighted lantern before him by a cord passing about his neck, and, with his umbrella under his arm, goes softly down stairs and out of the house. Repairing to the marble-yard and home of OLD MORTARITY, which are | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041846 | on the outskirts of Bumsteadville, he wanders through mortar-heaps, monuments brought for repair, and piles of bricks, toward a whitewashed residence of small demensions with a light at the window. "JOHN McLAUGHLIN, ahoy!" In response, the master of the mansion promptly opens the door, and it is then perceptible that his basement, parlor, spare-bedroom and attic are all on one | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041847 | floor, and that a couple of pigs are spending the season with him. Showing his visitor into this ingeniously condensed establishment, he induces the pigs to retire to a corner, and then dons his hat. "Are you ready, JOHN MCLAUGHLIN?" "Please the pigs, I am, Mr. BUMSTEAD," answers MCLAUGHLIN, taking down from a hook a lantern, which, like his companion's, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041848 | he hangs from his neck by a cord. "My spirits is equal to any number of ghosts to-night, sir, if we meet 'em." "Spirits!" ejaculates the Ritualistic organist, shifting his umbrella for a moment while he hurriedly draws the antique bottle from his pocket. "You're nervous to-night, J. MCLAUGHLIN, and need a little of the venerable JAMES AKER'S West Indian | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041849 | Restorative.--I'll try it first to make sure that I haven't mistaken the phial." He rests the elongated orifice of the diaphanous flask upon his lips for a brief interval of critical inspection, and then applies it thoughtfully to the mouth of OLD MORTARITY. "Some more! Some more!" pleads the aged MCLAUGHLIN, when the Jamaican nervine is abruptly jerked from his | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041850 | lips. "Silence! Com on," is the stern response of the other, who, as he moves from the house, and restores the crystal antiquity to its proper pocket, eats a few cloves by stealth. His manner plainly shows that he is offended at the quantity the old man has managed to swallow already. Strange indeed is the ghastly expedition to the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041851 | place of skulls, upon which these two go thus by night. Not strange, perhaps, for Mr. MCLAUGHLIN, whose very youth in New York, where he was an active politician, found him a frequent nightly familiar of the Tombs; but strange for the organist, who, although often grave in his manner, sepulchral in his tones, and occasionally addicted to coughin', must | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041852 | be curiously eccentric to wish to pass into concert that evening with the dead heads. Transfixed by his umbrella, which makes him look like a walking cross between a pair of boots and a hat, Mr. BUMSTEAD leads the way athwart the turnpike and several fields, until they have arrived at a low wall skirting the foot of Gospeler's Gulch. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041853 | Here they catch sight of the Reverend OCTAVIUS SIMPSON and MONTGOMERY PENDRAGON walking together, near the former's house, in the moonlight, and, instantaneously, Mr. BUMSTEAD opens his umbrella over the head of OLD MORTARITY, and drags him down beside himself under it behind the wall. "Hallo! What's all this?" gasps Mr. MCLAUGHLIN, struggling affrightedly in his suffocating cage of whalebone | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041854 | and alpaca. "What's this here old lady's hoop-skirt doing on me?" "Peace, wriggling dotard!" hisses BUMSTEAD, jamming the umbrella tighter over him. "If they see us they'll want some of the West Indian Restorative." Mr. SIMPSON and MONTGOMERY have already heard a sound; for they pause abruptly in their conversation, and the latter asks: "Could it have been a ghost?" | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041855 | "Ask it if it's a ghost," whispers the Gospeler, involuntarily crossing himself. "Are you there, Mr. G.?" quavers the raised voice of the young Southerner, respectfully addressing the inquiry to the stone wall. No answer. "Well," mutters the Gospeler, "it couldn't have been a ghost, after all; but I certainly thought I saw an umbrella. To conclude what I was | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041856 | saying, then,--I have the confidence in you, Mr. MONTGOMERY, to believe that you will attend the dinner of Reconciliation on Christmas eve, as you have promised." "Depend on me, sir." "I shall; and have become surety for your punctuality to that excellent and unselfish healer of youthful wounds, Mr. BUMSTEAD." More is said after this; but the speakers have strolled | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041857 | to the other side of the Gospeler's house, and their words cannot be distinguished Mr. BUMSTEAD closes his umbrella with such suddenness and violence as to nearly pull off the head of MCLAUGHLIN; drives his own hat further upon his nose with a sounding blow; takes several wild swallows from his antique flask; eats two cloves, and chuckles hoarsely to | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041858 | himself for some minutes. "Here, 'JOHN MCLAUGHLIN," he says, at last "try a little more West Indian Restorative, and then we'll go and do a few skeletons." (_To be Continued_.) * * * * * What is Likely to be Raised some day, regarding the Pneumatic Tunnel. TUBAL. CAIN. * * * * * [Illustration. PUNCHINELLO CORRESPONDENCE.] ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041859 | In order to make this department of PUNCHINELLO as complete as possible, we have secured the services of the most competent authorities in literature, art, the sciences in general, history, biography, and the vast vague unknown. The answers furnished by us to our correspondents may therefore be relied upon as being strictly accurate. _Scales_.--How old was DANIEL LAMBERT at the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041860 | time of his death? _Answer_.-- lbs. _Ignoramus_.--Why were the Roman _Saturnalia_ so called? _Answer_.--The proper spelling of the word is _Sauternalia_. They were wine feasts; and the vintage most in favor at them was Haut Sauterne. _Chasseur_. Is the antelope to be classed among the goat family? _Answer_.--No. MOORE calls it a "deer gazelle." _Armiger_.--Is "arm's length" a recognized measure? | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041861 | _Answer_.--Yes. It is a _Standard_ measure, as may be seen in the way that journal is getting ahead of the _Sun_, which it keeps at arm's length. _Molar_.--Yes; burnt Cork is an excellent dentifrice. It should not be applied to the teeth of children, however, as it is apt to impart an Irish accent, or, in extreme cases, even a | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041862 | negro dialect. _Bookworm_.--Do two negatives always constitute an affirmative? _Answer_.--That depends upon the price charged by the photographer. _Sunswick_--Is it true that JAMES FISK, Jr., has purchased Baden and another German Duchy? _Answer_.--No: but he could have both if he wanted two. _Rockland_.--Who are the suffering persons represented in DORE'S remarkable picture of DANTE and VIRGIL visiting the frozen ward | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041863 | of the _Inferno_? _Answer_.--The Knickerbocker Ice Company. _Solitaire_.--On what day did the Fourth of July fall in the year ? _Answer_.--On the Fourth. _James Lobbs_.--How long ago is it since desiccated soup first came into use? _Answer_.--At least as long ago as the days of CROMWELL, whose advice to his troops was "Put your trust in Providence, and keep your | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041864 | chowder dry." _Bach_.--Is the practice of divorce a mark of civilization? _Answer_--It is. In the Gorilla family, (the nearest approach to the human,) divorce is not practiced, but it is in Indiana, which is usually considered to be a State of Civilization. * * * * * PAT TO THE QUESTION. Our law-makers in Congress--or rather law-cobblers, for few of | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041865 | them have risen to the dignity of makers--are asked to repeal the _per cap_. duty imposed by California on all Chinamen imported there. The Californians have the authority of Congress itself, for this duty. By reference to "HEYL'S Rates of Duties on Imports," page , art. , under head of "Act of June , , chap. ," "An act to | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041866 | increase Duties on Imports," etc., we find "on paddy one cent and a half per pound." Now if a good-sized Irishman pays $., why shouldn't a "Celestial" pay as much in proportion to the weight of his _corpus_? * * * * * Contradictory. It appears that, by a joint resolution of Congress, the use of "that first-class humbug and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041867 | fraud, the whiskey meter," has been abolished. Now there are dozens of members of Congress who are not only "first-class humbugs and frauds," but whiskey meters, to whom whiskey is both meat and drink, and yet who ever heard of their proposing to abolish themselves? * * * * * [Illustration: STAY-AT-HOME PEOPLE FOLKS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GO | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041868 | TO NEWPORT OR LONG BRANCH, BUT THEY CAN ALWAYS CREATE A LOCAL SENSATION BY TAKING A FOOT-BATH IN THE BACK-YARD.] * * * * * MURPHY THE CONQUEROR BY CORPORAL QUINN. Come tip us your fist, then, yer sowl you; Since iver I come from the wars The like wasn't heerd. Fill the bowl you Bowld sons of MILESIUS and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041869 | MARS; And dhrink to ould Ireland the turfy That's shmilin' out there in the say, Wid three cheers for the conqueror MURPHY. Whoo! America's ours from to-day. Och! SAYZAR he walloped the Briton, The Tarthars leap't China's big wall, ALEXANDTHUR did half the wurld sit on, But niver touched Ireland at all. At Clontarf ould BOBU in the surf he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041870 | Sint tumblin' the murdtherin' Danes-- But, yer sowl, the brave conqueror MURPHY Takes the shine out of all of their panes. ULYSSES has made him Collecthor, (Sich choppin' o' heads ne'er was seen;) Sure the hayro will make me Inspecthor Whin there's so many "wigs on the green." And we'll be night-watchmen uproarious, Wid big badges on our coats, And | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041871 | we'll fight for TOM MURPHY the glorious, Wid our fists, our guns, and our votes. At the Custom House, Dutchman and Yankee Are thryin' to talk wid a brogue, They're all _Irish_, now--fat, lean, or lanky, And green are the neckties in vogue. They're thracin' themselves to some DURPHY, O'NEILL, or McCANN, or O'TAAFFE, I'll go bail the bowld conqueror | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041872 | MURPHY 'S too owld to be caught wid sich chaff. Now Dutchmin may go to the divil, And Yankees to Plymouth's ould rock, We'll blast it, if they are not civil; While boys of the raal ould stock Will hurroo for ould Ireland the turfy. Whoo! Jibralthar is taken to-day, Our commandther's the conqueror MURPHY-- Now a tiger and nine | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041873 | times hoorray! * * * * * COMIC ZOOLOGY. Genus Culex.--The American Mosquito Few American birds are better known than the mosquito. In common with the woodcock, snipe, and other winged succubi, it breeds in wet places, yet is always dry. Like them it can sustain life on mud juleps, but prefers "cluret." It is a familiar creature, seems to | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041874 | regard the human family as its Blood relations, and is always ready to sucker them. Being a bird of Nocturnal Habits, it is particularly attracted to human beings in their Night-shirts. The swallow preys upon it, but it generally eludes the Bat. Although it cannot be called Noctilucous, like the lightning bug, it has no objection to alight in the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041875 | darkness, and you often knock till you cuss in your vain attempts to prevent its taking a Shine to you. The mosquito differs in most respects from all the larger varieties of the winged tribes, and upon the whole takes after man more than any other living thing. Nevertheless, it certainly bears a noticeable resemblance to some of the feathered | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041876 | race. Like the Nightingale, it "sings darkling," and like the woodpecker, is much addicted to tapping the bark of Limbs and Trunks for the purpose of obtaining grub. It may be mentioned as an amiable idiosyncracy of the mosquito, that it is fond of babies. If there is a child in the house, it is sure to spot the playful | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041877 | innocent; and by means of an ingenious contrivance combining the principles of the gimlet and the air-pump, it soon relieves the little human bud of its superfluous juices. It is, in fact, a born surgeon, a Sangrado of the Air, and rivals that celebrated Spanish Leech in its fondness for phlebotomy. Some infidels, who do not subscribe to the doctrine | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041878 | that nothing was made in vain, consider it an unmitigated nuisance, but the devout and thoughtful Christian recognizes it as Nature's preventive of plethora, and as it alternately breathes a Vein and a song, it may be said (though we never heard the remark,) to combine the _utile_ with the _dulce_. All the members of the genus are slender and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041879 | graceful in their shape and Gnatty in their general appearance. The common mosquito is remarkable for its strong attachments. It follows man with more than canine fidelity, and in some cases, the dog-like pertinacity of its affection can only be restrained by Muslin. It is of a roving disposition, seldom remaining settled long in one locality; and is Epicurean in | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041880 | its tastes--always living, if possible, on the fat of the land. As the mosquito produces no honey, mankind in general are not as sweet upon it as they are upon that bigger hum-bug, the buzzy bee; yet it is so far akin to the bee, that, wherever it forages, it produces something closely resembling Hives. Few varieties of game are | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041881 | hunted more industriously than this, yet such is the fecundity of the species, that the Sportsman's Club has not as yet thought it necessary to petition the legislature for its protection. The New Jersey Mosquito is the largest known specimen of the genus, except the Southern Gallinipper, which is only a few sizes smaller than the Virginia Nightingale, and raises | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041882 | large speckles similar to those of the Thrush. Ornithologists who wish to study the habits of the mosquito in its undomesticated or nomad state, may find it in angry clouds on the surface of the New Jersey salt marshes at this season, in company with its teetering long-billed Congener, the Sandsnipe. During the last month of summer it reigns supreme | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041883 | in the swamps west of Hoboken, the August Emperor of all the Rushes, and persons of an apoplectic turn, who wish to have their surplus blood determined to the surface instead of to the head, will do well to seek the hygienic insect there. * * * * * An Apt Quotation. The name "Louvre" has now been adopted by | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041884 | several places of entertainment in New York and its suburbs. A Boston gentleman, who visited seven of them a night or two since, under the escort of a policeman, declares that, by a slight alteration of a line of MOORE's, New York may be well described as-- "A place for Louvres, and for Louvres only." * * * * * | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041885 | THE WATERING PLACES. Punchinello's Vacations. Mr. PUNCHINELLO puts up at the Atlantic Hotel when he goes to Cape May; and if you were to ask him why, he would tell you that it was on account of the admirable water-punches which JOHN McMAKIN serves up. To be sure these mixtures do not agree with Mr. P., but he likes to | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041886 | see people enjoying themselves, even if he can't do it himself. It is this unselfish disposition, this love of his fellow-men, that enables him to maintain that constant good humor so requisite to his calling. In fact, though Mr. P. often says sharp things, he never gets angry. When, on Thursday of last week, he was walking down the south | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041887 | side of Jackson street, and a man asked him did he want to buy a bag, Mr. P. was not enraged. He knew the man took him for a greenhorn, but then the man himself was a Jerseyman. It is no shame to be a greenhorn to a Jerseyman. Quite the reverse. Mr. P. would blush if he thought there | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041888 | lived a "sand-Spaniard" who could not take advantage of him. So Mr. P. bought the bag, and because it was made of very durable canvas, and would last a great while, he paid a dollar for it. He did not ask what it was for. He knew. It was to put Cape May Diamonds in! He put the bag in | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041889 | his pocket and walked along the beach for three miles. You can't walk more than three miles here, and if you hire a carriage you will find that you can't ride less than that distance. Which makes it bad, sometimes. However, when Mr. P. had finished his three miles, he didn't want to go any further. He stopped, and gazing | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041890 | carelessly around to see that no one noticed him, pulled out his canvas bag and did shuffle a little in the sand with his feet. He might find some diamonds, you know, just as likely as any of the hundreds of other people, who, in other sequestered parts of the beach, were pulling out other canvas bags, and shuffling in | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041891 | the sand with other feet. At length Mr. P. shuffled himself into a very sequestered nook indeed, and there he saw a man smoking. His melancholy little boy was sitting by his side. Perceiving that it was only General GRANT, Mr. P. advanced with his usual grace and suavity of manner. "Why, Mr. President!" said he, "I thought you would | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041892 | be found at Long Branch this season." "Long--thunder!" ejaculated the General, his face as black as the ace of spades, (which, by the way, is blue.) "I might go to Nova Zembla for a quiet smoke, and some sneaking politician would crawl out from the ice with a petition. I went fishing in Pennsylvania, and I found twenty of those | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041893 | fellows to every trout. However, I don't mind you. Take a seat and have a cigar." [Illustration.] Mr. P. took the seat, (which was nothing to brag of,) and a cigar, (which would have been a great deal to brag of, if he had succeeded in smoking it,) and, after a whiff or two, asked his companion how it was | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041894 | that he came to send such a message to Congress about Cuba. "What message?" said GRANT, absently. Mr. P. explained. "Oh," said GRANT, "that one! Didn't you like it? CALEB CUSHING wrote it and brought it to me, and I signed it. If you had written one and brought it to me, I would have signed that. 'Tisn't my fault | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041895 | if the thing's wrong. What would you expect of a man?" Mr. P. concluded that in this case it was ridiculous to expect anything else, and so he changed the subject. That afternoon Mr. P. bathed. He went to SLOAN'S and fitted himself out in a bathing suit, and very lovely he looked in it, when he emerged from the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041896 | bathing house at high tide. With a red tunic; green pants; and a very yellow hat, he resembled a frog-legged Garibaldian, ready for the harvest. When he hurried to the water's edge, he hesitated for a moment. The roaring surf was so full of heads, legs, arms, back-hair, hats and feet, that he feared there was no room for him. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041897 | However, he espied a vacancy, and plunged into the briny deep. How delicious! How cool! How fresh! How salt! How splendid! He struck out with his legs; he struck out with his arms; he dived with his whole body. He skimmed beneath the green waters; he floated on the rolling wave-tips; he trod water; he turned heels over head in | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041898 | the emerald depths; and thus, gamboling like an Infant Triton, he passed out beyond the breakers. It was very pleasant there. Being a little tired, he found the change from the surging waves to the gentle chuck and flop of the deep water, most delightful. Languidly, to rest himself, he threw his arm over a rock just peeping above the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000041899 | water. But the rock gave a start and a yawn. It was a sleeping shark! The startled fish opened his eyes to their roundest, and backed water. So did Mr. P. For an instant they gazed at each other in utter surprise. Then the shark began slowly to sink. Mr. P. knew what that meant. The monster was striving to | 60 | gutenberg |
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