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| | PLAIN GRAINS, | | | | for Evening and Street, $. to $; | | value $ to $. per yard. | | | | A FEW EXTRA RICH | | | | SATIN BROCADE SILKS, AMERICAN SILKS, | | | | Black and Colored, $. | | | | JOB LOT OF MEDIUM AND RICH | |
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LINENS, from to 70c. per yard | | | | LINEN SHEETS, for Single and Double Beds, | | at $.5O and upward. | | | | Fringed HUCKABACK TOWELS, $ | | per doz. and upward. | | | | Bleached HUCKABACK TOWELS, - | | per yard and upward. | | | | Excellent Kitchen Towelling. In yard
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| | pieces, $. per piece. | | | | Several Hundred pieces Linen Nursery | | Diapers, various widths, at $ per piece | | below Current prices. | | | | MARSEILLES | | | | QUILTS AND BLANKETS, | | | | AT LOW PRICES. | | | | Attention of House and Hotel Keepers is invited
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| | | | BROADWAY, | | | | 4TH AVE., 9TH AND 10TH STREETS | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | PUNCHINELLO. | | | | The first number of this Illustrated Humorous and Satirical | | Weekly Paper was issued under date of April , . The | | Press and the Public in every State and Territory
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copies mailed free, for . | | | | We offer the following elegant premiums of L. PRANG & CO'S | | CHROMOS for subscriptions as follows: | | | | A copy of paper for one year, and | | | | "The Awakening," (a Litter of Puppies.) Half chromo. | | Size -/ by -/ ($. picture,)--for $.
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| following $. chromos: | | | | Group of Chickens; | | Group of Ducklings; | | Group of Quails. Each x -/. | | The Poultry Yard. -/ x . | | The Barefoot Boy; Wild Fruit. Each -/ x . | | Pointer and Quail; Spaniel and Woodcock. x --for $. | | | | A copy
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of paper for one year and either of the | | following $. chromos: | | | | The Baby in Trouble; The Unconscious Sleeper; The Two | | Friends. (Dog and Child.) Each x -/. | | Spring; Summer: Autumn; -/ x -/. | | The Kid's Play Ground. x -/--for $. | | | | A copy of
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paper for one year and either of the | | following $. chromos | | | | Strawberries and Baskets. | | Cherries and Baskets. | | Currants. Each 13x18. | | Horses in a Storm. -/ x -/. | | Six Central Park Views. (A set.) -/ x -/--for $. | | | | A copy of paper for
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one year and Six American Landscapes. | | (A set.) -/ x , price $.--for $. | | | | A copy of paper for one year and either of the | | following $ chromos: | | | | Sunset in California. (Bierstadt) -/ x | | Easter Morning. x . | | Corregio's Magdalen. -/ x -/. |
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| Summer Fruit, and Autumn Fruit. (Half chromos,) | | -/ x -/, (companions, price $. for the two), | | for $. | | | | Remittances should be made in P.O. Orders, Drafts, or Bank | | Checks on New York, or Registered letters. The paper will be | | sent from the first number, (April 2d, ,)
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when not | | otherwise ordered. | | | | Postage of paper is payable at the office where received, | | twenty cents per year, or five cents per quarter, in | | advance; the CHROMOS will be mailed free on receipt of | | money. | | | | CANVASSERS WANTED, to whom liberal commissions will be |
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| given. For special terms address the Company. | | | | The first ten numbers will be sent to any one desirous of | | seeing the paper before subscribing, for SIXTY CENTS. A | | specimen copy sent to any one desirous of canvassing or | | getting up a club, on receipt of postage stamp. | |
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| | Address, | | | | PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING CO., | | | | P.O. Box . | | | | No. Nassau Street, New York. | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ [Illustration: CROCODILE TEARS.] +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | "The Printing House of the United States." | | | | GEO. F. NESBITT & CO., | | | | General JOB PRINTERS,
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and New England. Also similar Tickets at reduced | | rates, through Lake Superior, enabling travelers to visit | | the celebrated Iron Mountains and Copper Mines of that | | region. By applying at the Offices of the Erie Railway Co., | | Nos. , and Broadway; Chambers St.; | | Greenwich St.; cor. 125th St. and Third Avenue
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+--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | PRANG'S LATEST PUBLICATIONS: "Wild Flowers," | | "Water-Lilies," "Chas. Dickens." | | | | PRANG'S CHROMOS sold in all Art Stores throughout the | | world. | | | | PRANG'S ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE sent free on receipt of | | stamp. | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | PUNCHINELLO. | | | | With a large
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and varied experience in the management | | and publication of a paper of the class herewith submitted, | | and with the still more positive advantage of an Ample | | Capital to justify the undertaking, the | | | | PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING CO. | | | | OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK, | | | | Presents
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to the public for approval, the new | | | | ILLUSTRATED HUMOROUS AND SATIRICAL | | | | WEEKLY PAPER, | | | | PUNCHINELLO, | | | | The first number of which was issued under | | date of April . | | | | ORIGINAL ARTICLES, | | | | Suitable for the paper, and Original
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Designs, or suggestive | | ideas or sketches for illustrations, upon the topics of the | | day, are always acceptable and will be paid for liberally. | | | | Rejected communications cannot be returned, unless | | postage stamps are inclosed. | | | | TERMS: | | | | One copy, per year, in advance $. |
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| | | Single copies . | | | | A specimen copy will be mailed free upon the | | receipt of ten cents. | | | | One copy, with the Riverside Magazine, or any other | | magazine or paper, price, $., for $. | | | | One copy, with any magazine or paper, price, $,
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for $. | | | | All communications, remittances, etc., to be addressed to | | | | PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING CO., | | | | No. Nassau Street, | | P.O. Box , NEW YORK. | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | THE MYSTERY OF MR. E. DROOD. | | | | The New Burlesque Serial, Written expressly for PUNCHINELLO
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| | BY ORPHEUS C. KERR, | | | | Commenced in No. , will be continued weekly throughout the | | year. | | | | A sketch of the eminent author written by his bosom friend, | | with superb illustrations of | | | | 1ST. THE AUTHOR'S PALATIAL RESIDENCE AT BEGAD'S HILL, | | TICKNOR'S FIELDS,
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NEW JERSEY | | | | 2D. THE AUTHOR AT THE DOOR OF SAID PALATIAL RESIDENCE, taken | | as he appears "Every Saturday," will also be found at the | | same number. | | | | Single Copies, for sale by all newsmen, (or mailed from | | this office, free,) Ten Cents. | | | | Subscription
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the first Ten Numbers of PUNCHINELLO to any | | one who wishes to see them, in view of subscribing, on the | | receipt of SIXTY CENTS. | | | | Address, | | | | PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING COMPANY, P.O. Box . Nassau | | St., New York | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ Geo. W. Wheat & Co. Printers, No.
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| | TO NEWS-DEALERS. | | | | PUNCHINELLO'S MONTHLY. | | | | THE FIVE NUMBERS FOR APRIL, | | | | Bound in a Handsome Cover, | | | | Will be ready May 2d. Price, Fifty Cents. | | | | THE TRADE | | | | SUPPLIED BY THE | | | | AMERICAN NEWS COMPANY,
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] PUNCHINELLO SATURDAY, APRIL , . PUBLISHED BY THE PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING COMPANY, NASSAU STREET, NEW-YORK. * * * * * +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | _CONANT'S PATENT BINDERS for "Punchinello," to preserve the | | paper for binding, will be sent, post-paid, on receipt of | | One Dollar, by "Punchinello Publishing Company," Nassau | | Street, New-York City._ | |
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| | | NEW-YORK. | | | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | PUNCHINELLO. | | | | With a large and varied experience in the management and | | publication of a paper of the class herewith submitted, and | | with the still more positive advantage of an Ample Capital | | to justify the undertaking, the | | |
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| PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING CO. | | | | Presents to the public for approval, the | | | | NEW ILLUSTRATED HUMOROUS AND SATIRICAL | | | | WEEKLY PAPER, | | | | PUNCHINELLO, | | | | The first number of which will be Issued under date of April | | , , and thereafter weekly. | |
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| | PUNCHINELLO will be _National_, and not _local_; and will | | endeavor to become a household word in all parts of the | | country; and to that end has secured a | | | | VALUABLE CORPS OF CONTRIBUTORS | | | | in various sections of the Union, while its columns will | | always be
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open to appropriate first-class literary and | | artistic talent. | | | | PUNCHINELLO will be entirely original; humorous and witty, | | without vulgarity, and satirical without malice. It will be | | printed on a superior tinted paper of sixteen pages, size | | by , and will be for sale by all respectable newsdealers | |
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who have the judgment to know a good thing when they see it, | | or by subscription from this office. | | | | The Artistic department will be in charge of Henry L. | | Stephens, whose celebrated cartoons in VANITY FAIR placed | | him in the front rank of humorous artists, assisted by | | leading
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artists in their respective specialties. | | | | The management of the paper will be in the hands of WILLIAM | | A. STEPHENS, with whom is associated CHARLES DAWSON SHANLY, | | both of whom were identified with VANITY FAIR. | | | | ORIGINAL ARTICLES, | | | | Suitable for the paper, and Original Designs, or
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suggestive | | ideas sketches for illustrations, upon the topics of the | | day, are always acceptable, and will be paid for liberally. | | | | Rejected communications can not be returned, unless | | postage-stamps are inclosed. | | | | Terms: | | | | One copy, per year, in advance $. | | | |
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+--------------------------------------------------------------+ [Illustration: THE WARNING OF THE BELLE LOOK OUT FOR THE TRAIN] * * * * * PATRIOTIC ADORATION. A TALE OF PHILADELPHIA. People of the Quaker City, How the world must stand aghast At your wondrous veneration For those relics of the past, Kept in such precise condition, Fostered with such tender care-- Don't, oh! don't the Philadelphians Love
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old Independence Square? Splendid are its walks and grass-plots Where the bootblacks base-ball play, And its seats resembling toad-stools, On which loafers lounge all day, Waiting for their luck, or gazing At the office of the Mayor-- Don't, oh! don't the Philadelphians Love old Independence Square? Then, behold the fine old State-house Cleanly kept inside and out, Where the faithful
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office-holders Squirt tobacco-juice about: Placards highly ornamental Decorate its outward wall-- Don't, oh! don't the Philadelphians Love old Independence Hall? O! ye gods and little fishes! Could bill-sticker be so vile As to paste up nasty posters On the sacred classic pile? Greece and Rome yet have their relics, But what are they? very small. Never half so venerated As
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old Independence Hall. * * * * * PERIODICAL LITERATURE. PUNCHINELLO has hitherto refrained from criticising the periodicals of the day, from the mistaken idea that superlative excellence was not expected in every number of every daily or weekly journal in the land. He did not know that, if every such journal was not edited so as to suit the
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comprehension of all classes of cursory critics, it should be unqualifiedly condemned. Supposing that a painter should not condemn a paper for publishing a musical article beyond his comprehension, and that an architect ought not to get in a rage because he finds in his favorite journal a paper on beavers which makes him feel insignificant, PUNCHINELLO has generally looked
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around upon his fellow-journalists, and thought them very good fellows, who generally published very good papers. He did not find superlative excellence in any of their issues, but then he did not look for it. He might as well pretend to look for that in the journalists themselves, or in society at large. But he has lately learned, from the
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critics of the period, that he ought to look for it, and that it is the proper thing nowadays to pitch into every journal which does not, in every part, please every body, whether they be smart or dull; those quick of appreciation, or those slow gentlemen who always come in with their congratulations upon the birth of a joke
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at the time its funeral is taking place. And so, PUNCHINELLO will do as others do, and will occasionally view, from the loop-hole in his curtain, the successes and failures of his neighbors, and will give his patrons the benefit of his observations. The first thing he notices to-day is, that the _Evening Snail_ of last night is not so
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good as it was a fortnight ago; or, let us think a bit--it may have been a good number at the beginning of last month that he was thinking of; at all events, this last issue is inferior. The matter on the first page is not printed in nearly as good type as the original periodicals had it, and while
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the letters in the heading are quite fair, it is very noticeable that the I's are very defective, and there is no C in it. The "Gleanings" are excellent, and it would be advisable to have more of them--if indeed such a thing were possible in this case. The spider-work inside shows no acquaintance with the writings of BACH or
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GLIDDON, and there is nothing about the Spectrum Analysis in any part of the paper. Besides, the paper is too stiff and rattles too much, and PUNCHINELLO could never abide the color of the editor's pantaloons. Why will not people dress and write so that every body can admire and understand them. Especially in regard to witty things and breastpins
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They ought to be loud, overpowering, and so glaring that people could not help seeing them. And they ought to be a little cheap, too, or average people won't comprehend them. In both cases paste (and scissors) pays better than diamonds. The reports of private parties in the _Snail_ are, however, very good, and if it would confine its original
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matter to such subjects, it could not fail to succeed. * * * * * A Query for Physicians. Are people's tastes apt to become Vichy-ated by the excessive use of certain mineral waters? * * * * * "Behold, how Pleasant a Thing 't is," etc. Boston has a couple of clergymen who have fallen out upon matters not
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precisely theological. In the summer, the Rev. Mr. MURRAY leaves his sheep, to shoot deer by torchlight in the Adirondacks. This the Rev. Mr. ALGER, in addressing the Suppression of Cruelty to Animals Society, denounces as extremely wicked. From all which Mr. PUNCHINELLO, taking up his discourse, infers, _First_. That it is a great deal more wicked to shoot deer
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by torchlight than by daylight. _Secondly_. That the Rev. MURRAY and the Rev. ALGER are of different religious persuasions. _Thirdly and lastly_. That the Rev. Mr. ALGER doesn't love venison. P. S. Persons desiring to present Mr. PUNCHINELLO with a fine haunch, (in the season,) may shoot it by daylight, moonlight, torchlight, or by a Drummond light, as most convenient.
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* * * * * We are indebted to Mr. SARONY for a number of brilliant photographs of celebrities of the day. Lovely woman is well represented the batch, with all the characters of which PUNCHINELLO hopes to present his readers, from time to time. * * * * * Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year ,
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by the PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING COMPANY, in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States, for the Southern District of New-York. * * * * * [Illustration: ALL ABOARD FOR HOLLAND!] PUNCHINELLO understands that a performance is soon to take place at the Academy of Music, for the benefit of GEORGE HOLLAND, the well-known and ever-green "veteran" of
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"the stage." It pleases PUNCHINELLO to know that a combination of talent and beauty is to be brought together for so worthy a purpose. Seventy-four years ago, when GEORGE HOLLAND was a small child, PUNCHINELLO used to dandle him upon his knee. Hardly four years have passed since PUNCHINELLO was convulsed by the _Tony Lumpkin_ of HOLLAND. He distinctly remembers,
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too, administering hot whiskey punch to little boy HOLLAND with a tea-spoon, which may in some measure account for the Spirit subsequently infused by the capital comedian into the numerous bits of character presented by him. Considering these facts, it is manifestly an incumbent duty on the part of PUNCHINELLO to request the earnest attention of his readers to the
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subject of GEORGE HOLLAND'S benefit, all particulars concerning which will be given due time through the public press. It used to be said, long ago, that "the Dutch have taken Holland," Well, let our own modern Knickerbockers improve upon that notion, by taking HOLLAND'S tickets. Remember how, in the early settlement of the country, it was Holland that made New-York,
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and see that New-York now returns the compliment, and makes HOLLAND. Convivial songsters frequently remind us that-- --"a Hollander's draught should potent be, And deep as the rolling Zuyder Zee." Mind this, all ye Hollanders who would give your support to our HOLLAND. Let your drafts be potent, your cheeks heavy, your attendance punctual. Make the affair complete; so that
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when, here-after, a comparison is sought for something that has been a sued people will say of it--"As big as that Bumper of HOLLAND'S." * * * * * ASTRONOMICAL CONVERSATIONS. (BY A FATHER AND DAUGHTER RESIDING ON THE PLANET VENUS.) No. I. FATHER (_to_ DAUGHTER, _who is looking through a telescope_.) Yes HELENE, that is the Planet Tellus, or
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Earth. The darker streaks are land; the bright spots, water. We begin with a low power, which shows only the masses; presently you will have the pleasure of discriminating not only rivers and chains of mountains, but cities--single houses--even Human Beings! Yes, you shall this very night read page of PUNCHINELLO, a paper so bright that every word appears surrounded
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by a halo! DAUGHTER. O father! do that _now_. How delightful, to actually read the works of these singular creature's, and become familiar with their extraordinary ideas! Were the scintillations you spoke of the other night, that were seen all over the Western Continent, the result of the flashing of these radiant pages? F. Undoubtedly, my child; they began with
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the first issue of the paper, and have since regularly increased in brightness, just as It has. D. It really seems as though Earth would answer for a Moon, by and by, at this rate! F. You are quite right, HELENE; it will. Or say, rather, a Sun. For you will observe that it is a _warm_ light; not cool,
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as reflected light always is. It is Original. D. Well, this shows that PUNCHINELLO must have some Heart, as well as Head. Come, put on your highest power now, and let us seem to pay good old Tellus a visit! [_The indulgent Father complies, and, is at some pains to adjust the focus_.] F. Now, dear! take a good look.
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D. (_Looking intently_.) Oh! how splendid--how splendid! _Do_ see the beautiful things in those Shop Windows! It must be the Spring Season there! _Do_ see those lovely lumps on the backs of those creatures' heads! What place is it, Father? F. That? It's New-York; and the street is the famous Broadway. D. O dear! how I _would_ like to go
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shopping there, this minute!--for I see it is afternoon in that quarter. Is there no way of getting there?(!!!) F. (_Laughing heartily_.) Well, well, HELENE! That's pretty good, for the daughter of an astronomer! Do you know that at this precise moment you are Forty-five Million, Six Hundred and Fifty-four Thousand, Four Hundred and Ninety-one Miles and a half from
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those Muslins! I'll tell you, Sis, what _could_ be done: Drop a line to the Editor of PUNCHINELLO, and tell him what you want. He'll get it, some way. D. That I will, instantly! [_Turns to her portfolio, while her father turns to the telescope_.] "DEAR MR. EDITOR: Pardon the seeming _boldness_ of a _stranger:_ you are no _stranger to
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me!_ Long, _long_ have I deceived that _good man_, my father, by _pretending_ to know _nothing_ of the Earth, or of his _instrument!_ Many and _many_ a night, _unknown to him_, have I gone to the _Telescope_, to satisfy the _restless craving_ I feel to know more of _your Planet_, and of a _person of your sex_ whom I have
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_often_ beheld, and watched with _eagerness_ as he came and went. How _thrilling_ the thought, that he cannot even _know of my existence_, and that we are _forever separated!_ This, good and _dear_ Editor, is my one Thought, my one great Agony. "It has occurred to me that, in this _dreadful_ situation--my Passion being sufficiently Hopeless, as any one may
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see--you might at least afford me some slight _alleviation_, by undertaking to let Him know of the _interest_ he excites in this far-off star! Let me describe my charmer, so that you will be able to identify him. He is of fair size, with a rolling gait and a smiling countenance, has light hair and complexion, wears often a White
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Hat, (on the back of his head--where Thoughtful men always place the hat, I've been told by observers,) and now and then carelessly leaves one leg of his trowsers at the top of his boot. I have often seen him, with a bundle of papers in his pocket, entering a large building with the words "_Tribune_ Office" over the door--and
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I _adore_ him! O excellent Editor! tell him this, I _implore_ you! Be kind to your distant and _love-lorn_ friend, HELENE." F. What did you say, Helene? D. I was saying that I wished to look a little longer at the fashions in Broadway. F. Well, well--I believe the Fashions are all that these women think of! There--look away! I
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presume they have changed considerably since you looked before! When do you wish to begin your lessons in Astronomy? D. Next week. Father; let me see: we will say, next week--Thursday. F. Very well; I shall remind you. D. (_who is determined to have the last word, any way_.) Very well. * * * * * Beach's Soliloquy on entering
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his Pneumatic Chamber. "TU-BE or not tu-be." * * * * * Reflection by a Tallow-chandler. Though a man be the Mould of fashion, yet he cannot light himself to bed by the Dip in his back. * * * * * PLAYS AND SHOWS. [Illustration: 'M'] _MEN AND ACRES,_ the new comedy at WALLACK'S, is one of the best
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of TAYLOR'S pieces, and a decided improvement upon the carpenter work of BOUCICAULT. It has been rechristened by Mr. WALLACK, and its former name--_Old Men and New Acres, or New Aches and Old Manors,_ or something else of that sort--has been conveniently shortened. If it does not convince us that the author has improved since he first began to write
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