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I used to live on the 16th floor of an apartment building. There was a pub on the ground floor and people would often congregate late at night in the street in front of the pub entrance. This was a hinderance to residents because we would wake up at 1 or 2 in morning to drunk people talking outside. My apartment had 2 ... | I think we found howtobasic |
Just to be clear, this wasn't because I was particularly hungry, its because my coworker was an absolute asshole. He was really creepy toward the girls in the office and always said some pretty weirdly racist shit to our other coworker who was from mexico. He was just a crude, horribly annoying person who seemingly too... | This reminds me of my friend who told me he was allergic to bacon and then I caught the motherfucker eating a BLT from greggs. |
Here we go.
About 13 years ago my 19 year old self was partying at a friends house. There was probably a good 20-25 people packed inside this 1000sqf house.
I had been drinking Mikes Hard Lemonade and Tampon Blender Benders all night long. Full disclosure; I have an allergy involving certain alcohols that can caus... | Now that's a shitpost |
About a year ago I joined a group of men that advocate for white nationalism and other far right nonsense. Too be honest I didn't care or like any of these people in the slightest. The only reason joined them was because some of my friends were going to that "Side" of the political spectrum and they were getting angr... | It just goes to show that very often, racism comes from a lack of exposure to other races and cultures. You were exposed, and allowed critical thinking to take over.
Super proud of you.
And as a Jew: shalom! |
EDIT1: Alot of redditors are pointing out my poor english. The thing is, i already know that. My first language is french, i speak also arabic and two other dialect. English is the last language that i learned. Plus i never took a single english class .so thats why.
EDIT2: Never expected that post to rock! I hop... | Gotta love the petty revenge in this one. +1 for opening the door to watch him steam |
None of them have been very good yet. | You are a fine American. |
I was about 10 and I was addicted to read encyclopedias. I could spend hours learning about all sorts of stuff, staring at the illustrations and photos, and of course, smelling the books. However, I could get my fix at my local library only as my parents could barely afford food for us, let alone buying fancy books. So... | God damn dude, that’s a hella of a plan for a young child! |
It’s 2011, I’m in Year 7, it’s my first year in high school and I got sent somewhere where I literally only knew one person, and we never spoke.
A few months into the year and I’m sitting in Math class and this one girl who I just could not stand (and who also bullied me on and off) kept just interrupting for the stu... | Someone stole my phone around year 7 as i accidentally left it in my outer bag pocket not inner during PE. Mother fucker stood there the next day (he was a foreign student I was being nice to, trying to be friendly so he didn't feel alone being new to school) and told me had just got a new phone and I said mine was st... |
I was 16 and a sophomore in highschool, one of the security guards caught me skipping and took me to the administrators office, while I was sitting in the lobby waiting to be called into one of the rooms I overheard him saying I smelled like weed, I had about a half ounce in my pocket and knew they were going to search... | Those some dumb security guards, but good shit. My heart would of been racing |
[Light] | The ice cream machine was working?!? |
So I (22F) work at a big law firm as a Paralegal. My colleague (30F) is also a paralegal. We’ve both been working there for 2 years. She can be dramatic and gossip-y but other than that she’s good at what she does.
She started treating me different ever since my proposal to go part-time got accepted by the executive... | You should get a Sephora pallet but a pallet with one colour |
I say sneak, but it's not like I'm being stealth. I walk in the front doors, past the 9-5 workers at their desks, past any maintenance people chilling by the coffee machines, and into the gym. It doesn't require a passcode or a key and it has a full set up - everything I need. There's never anyone in there when I go so... | A year ago I used to go to this gym that was part of a super rich tennis club, the membership fee was grossly overpriced for a rather mediocre setup of equipment. I’ve lived in the area ever since I was a kid and I knew about a door that the workers used that was left unlocked all the time. For about a year I went in f... |
I really like soda.
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Around 5 years ago, my friend (B) and I were high school freshmen. We were really poor, but we still both would scrounge up change to buy a soda every now and then. With the recent "healthy lifestyle" thing schools were doing, all the soda vending machines were removed. For a while, we w... | Reading This was like watching a heist movie |
In high school I played football and I was pretty tall and big. When walking to classes it actually kind of sucked because I had to stop to let people go into doors so I wouldn’t run into kids because I could accidentally knock somebody over.
I had another friend on team who walked with me to class and we would occas... | Boy I had no idea what trucked meant I thought you either ran her over with a truck or dragged her around with one. |
Son, you just graduated with top grades from a tough engineering program. You've got your dream job lined up. So I thought it was time I fessed up. I've been reading your Reddit posts since you were a sophomore in high school. I know you think I don't even know what Reddit is; I may be over 50, but as you are learn... | Dad invades his son's privacy....then his story invades my heart. Mad tears, bro. |
When I was 8 there was a boy in my 3rd grade class who was obsessed with the band Good Charlotte. He had this blue Nintendo Game Boy that I had been eyeing for a while, and I decided to propose a trade. I told him that I actually knew Benji and Joel Madden (lead singers of the band) and that I had their autographs. I t... | This is hilarious. |
I want to start by saying I don’t not have munchausen syndrome. I love my kids and I don’t want them to be sick. Anyways, my daughter started having episodes of breath holding, abnormal eye movements, and lethargic type symptoms after these episodes. The first time it happened I took her in and truthfully told them wha... | Had to do this with myself. I was so tired and couldn't get anyone to take my seriously. So I took my symptoms up a notch, git a few more blood tests and other things, and was finally diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder. Now that I know what's wrong, it's been easier to manage. But if I hadn't embellished a little, t... |
When I was a kid I used to live alone with my mother, she always cooked more than necessary at lunch so she don't need to cook again for dinner. Food usually was enough even for the next day lunch. I hated this, in my mind, there was no need for that. She was just lazy. I threw out the food so she had to cook a new one... | We’ve all done shitty things, no body is perfect. Especially children who don’t know the full context and reasoning behind things.
Give yourself a break. Your mom loved you and I’m sure the two of you had many happy memories that she would want you to be remembering. Sorry for your loss. |
Please, let me explain. I used to be a volunteer with a certain org that works with disabled adults. I worked with a woman during her last trimester of pregnancy. She was diagnosed with Downs syndrome, significant. Nobody was sure how she got pregnant, but was pretty sure it was a family member. This young lady had bee... | I am with the camp that you did the right thing. Thank you. It was an act of compassion |
One night when I was 13/14 my grandmother had come to visit us. She slept in my bed and I slept on the couch. At this point in my life, pretty much every night I would wait for everyone to go to sleep and then I would jack off. Even though I was on the couch, I still decided to do it. For some reason, in my horned-up s... | This is the most fucked up thing I've read on the internet in years. |
I was reading through a few posts on this sub and found one that reminded me about a class I took in college.
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Back in my Junior year of College I took a class with a professor that I really did not like. He was so disorganized, absent minded and really didn't teach anything. The kind of professor that tells ... | Fucking amazing |
In college, we were assigned “Into The Wild” and a five page paper on it. I couldn’t stand the book and gave up on reading it. I had a high enough grade that without the paper I was looking at a high B or low A. My professor and I had a really good rapport and she was super scatterbrained. I asked her if she had any no... | Humans underestimate above average communication skills. Having a positive rapport with teachers can be one of the most rewarding gifts. |
I prepared pretty much everything and have been planning so for the past several months. I live alone and often busy with work and school which is mostly done at home. My parents are thousands of miles away from me. Constantly isolating myself till I feel like I'm forgotten just so things can be easier, less of a hassl... | Ok, so now you’ve had a sign, go start the process of getting help.
And give your cat a big hug, furball is looking out for you.
I know the paradox too well btw; depression will make it seem futile to get help, but it’s totally not. Being able to discern your brain chemistry from your situation can make all the di... |
When i was 19-20 years old I was looking for jobs and could not find any and people would tell me to build a nice resume. The problem was, I did not know how to do it so I posted fake jobs on internet and would get resumes. I used those resumes to build my own using the skills that I liked on their resumes. I could als... | What's your job now? |
I am in my 40s now, and I don't deserve the life I have. I stepped on the backs of my classmates to make myself feel better about myself. I was bullied harshly in school, and had the shit beat out of me on a daily basis until I hit puberty. Then I suddenly grew into a monster. I towered over everybody at school. I also... | As someone who was bullied horribly in high school, I beg of you to apologize to the 2 remaining. I was apologized to by my bullys and let me tell ya, it doesnt matter if its 1 year or 30 years, that apology matters so much! |
Well long story short, I was in a horrible marriage with my alcoholic husband. He was hanging out with swingers and got a drunken blow job while he was stationed in Korea (I was back home in America). At some point he said things to me that broke my heart into pieces.
So I went alone to prove to my self I am worthy o... | Military couples and cheating on each other. Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait. |
For context, my daughter is 15 years old. She has been living in my house with her 2 month old son since he was born, and I recently reported her to child services. She has a case opened and the case manager is on the verge of recommending removal (several factors at play). When she first told me she was pregnant I tol... | That was not a fun read and I imagine even less fun to live.
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In college, whenever my friends and I went out to eat, I would find a table where some people just left and grab an empty pint glass then go up to the bar and ask for a another. To make sure I got a new glass I’d smudge some ketchup in the side. I did this hundreds of times over my underage years and not once did it ev... | Ngl thats fucking smooth |
Side note, I wasn’t in the military I just grew up in a country where there was war going on | Shit. You’ve been through war. Better upvote. |
My brother and sister are both really rude and mock me for a lot of my personal choice which have nothing to do with them. Considering I only see them for a few scattered days in the year and they still choose to spend most of the time insulting me I get really upset. They both have Apple like our mother ( who they liv... | She's going to discover the correlation between you being there and her chargers going missing. Lol, science. |
When I was 9 my older cousin (14) stayed with me and my family for a couple weeks. My cousin was a troublemaker and her parents had hoped that sending her to ours would keep her out of trouble for a little while.
One day while she was over I asked if we could go to one of our local forest areas and make a fire to roas... | The biggest thing I did was flood my school, yours definitely tops that lol |
I'm the middle child and one day I just got fed up because I felt like nobody would take my side. My parents favored my siblings most of the time so I took the little black bottle at the back of the cupboard (which I thought was poison because it was small and black. I know, I'm stupid.) and fucking poured it all over ... | That’s some psychopath shit |
Some background info needed. I come from a mixed race Muslim family and grew up in a small post-9/11 midwestern town so there was a lot of bullying towards me and my siblings.
Durring a school football game my younger brother was watching, one of the guys that bullied us, lets call him Chad (who was in the same grade ... | Sometimes 8th graders need a good choking out. |
This is my 4 year old’s first school year and he is in Pre-K. He hates school so far and says it’s boring so I tell him that if he wakes up and goes to school without fighting me he can stay home two days out of the week. During the week I remind him about our deal when he is misbehaving. So he thinks I let him skip sc... | My son has issues with holding his poops too long. Doesn’t like pooping so he puts it off as long as possible. Which can lead to long and difficult trips to the bathroom for him when he finally can’t hold it anymore. Wife and I have told him that if he holds it too long it will come out of his mouth. He believes it and... |
The title says it all. When I asked around about adult education, and asked my parents opinion, they said it's a waste of time and money. They can be very... judgmental. They have no education and 'they turned out fine', that kind of thinking. I was very upset, but I really wanted to study psychology and help people. S... | Great job. Wish we could see their faces when you tell them. |
I never wanted kids ever, at the beginning of my relationship I specifically told my boyfriend I don’t want kids. Soon after I ended up pregnant at first I was happy but over time I started to panic and think awful things. I scheduled an appointment to get an abortion but I was to far along and it couldn’t be done. I p... | This is a hell of a confession.
I think you should seek therapy. That's a lot of cognitive dissidence and guilt you're carrying.
You don't deserve to suffer. Wishing you all the best. |
Edit: Wow! I didn’t even think this would blow up! Thanks so much for the gold fellow reddit companions, I just want to wish everyone a merry Christmas or happy holidays and to remind everyone to cheer someone up around this time of the year and tell the people you care about that you love them. :) | A few decades ago I didn't have a lot of money for xmas..$200 for about 6 presents. Somehow I made it work except for the last person, my red-headed older brother who was about 25. I looked everywhere and could not find anything that was the right price and that I thought he might like. I was down to about $30 and runn... |
I had a very strange introduction to heroin. I got sort of tricked into it. I had snorted pills before, and the person told me it was an opiate when we did it at a party. This was in 2002, before a lot of pills and such were laced. This party was a sketchy party, I knew almost nobody there at all, it was mostly older p... | I'm so glad you got off of it! And it's amazing that you got clean alone. I hope you're in a good place now |
[Light] I’m a 16 year old boy I live in the suburbs. Tonight we have a big parade in the downtown of our city, so tons of cars are driving there and back. I dropped off my parents so they could drink, and had to take the neighborhood route back home since all the main streets were packed. I went 20 on the neighborhood ... | I feel satisfied just knowing this happened |
I was 18. I had a sign that said I got kicked out for being a lesbian. One time a gay person on broadway gave me 100 bucks. I just wanted to make enough to wander around Europe. The day I got my visa, I got robbed and took it as a sign to stop. I’m really sorry, gay community. | Well a lot of panhandlers are not legit either. |
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I bought my adult-doll (xxx toy) a couple of years ago and hid it in the hunting room, hidden from my wife. Last year I decided to throw away the doll. It felt completely wrong to use it in secret from the wife.
Decided to get rid of the doll somewhere out in nature (Isn't room in a normal boss bin and it's embarr... | Imagine if the police caught you while you were digging a hole in the forest to bury what looks like a beheaded corpse lmao |
When I was in the 11th grade, I rushed home quickly because I knew I had a bad report card, and knew that my mom would be home soon. I had a tough childhood due to my abusive mother, so i knew it would be...bad. However, upon arriving to the front of my apartment was the usual bunch of tenants who liked to sit outside ... | That wholesome moment when....*you* *got away with committing a federal crime.*
But seriously good for you for not wasting your lucky moment. You made it well deserved for yourself. |
I was vegan when we started living together but I gave up since then and I started stealing anything I can get my hands on. They never suspect me because they think I wouldn't eat those items.
Never been even close to being caught.
I always make sure to cook when nobody is home or to hide packaging and wrappers in m... | When I had a room mate stealing my food I started putting ghost pepper flakes on everything.
It stopped real fast. |
My sister has always had low self esteem issues. I knew it would upset her the most if I called her ugly, so when we got in our spats, it would come out. I was really young at the time and I regret it so much because our mom was really mean to my sister & I and made our looks a priority over everything, so she ... | I think that if you tell her she’s beautiful, she’d love it.
I think that my brothers’ opinion matters to me more than my parents’ opinion. When my brother calls me beautiful I know he means it. :) |
I graduated in 2020 and these kiddos are doing their final semester now so I can say this.
It started as an accident and ended as a game to see how much I could get away with.
The accident was falling for the cutest boy in my hall. The sex with fantastic. I partied all night with my residents. I wasn't 21 yet, but ... | My freshman year my roommates and I called our RA the Stunicorn. We basically never saw him after he sat us all down, read the rules, said “if you need anything I’m in room#,” on day 1. It was a tiny school - like even if you were avoiding someone who lived on the other side of campus you’d run into them more often th... |
I’m 24 years old, and I grew up in a third world country (Brazil),2 of my cousins lived close by they were my age at the time. We used to ride our bikes together every weekend around the neighborhood we grew up in ,we loved that shit. Some of my best childhood memories … We lived in a rich area, but we grew up poor, a... | When I was in like 2nd grade a kid around 7 threw a brick at me and now I have a big scar in between my eyes and I thought this was about me until the being blind part lmao |
When we first adopted him, we had no idea that our cat was going to grow up to a 31” long, 23 pound beast, so his name quickly was changed to Bubba. Bubba was an aggressive cuddler. Any time you were reading a book, he would come over and plant himself directly between your head and your book.
Several years before h... | This is the cat of legends. There will be religions about him in 2000 years |
My 2.5 year old thinks he’s a dinosaur. Like...24/7 acts like a dino. It started at about a year old when I made him a dinosaur hoodie for Halloween. He started pretending a lot and “roaring” at everyone. Then in transitioning from crib to bed he picked out dinosaur sheets and it’s all dinosaurs all the time from then ... | My mom convinced me to eat my greens as a kid because Sara from The Land Before Time did and I also wanted to be a triceratops, so you're not alone.
Still kind of want to be a Triceratops
Edit: I now realise her name was spelled Cera which makes total sense. Also appreciate my top rated comment is about my desire to ... |
Some years ago, I spent a year or so between jobs. One of these was installing/removing insulation from people's attics. It was a complete shit job, but my buddy got me in the door and it actually did pay well. I ended up being there maybe 2 months tops.
We worked locations within a 100 mile radius of the company sit... | Your fueling up all those years was what finally put them under 😂 |
When I was a senior in high school, in the beginning of the school year we had to do a project where we had to do a presentation and show how to do something step by step. I picked making chocolate chip cookies so when I was going to present I had to show a step by step on how to make them so I had to bring in milk, eg... | "Yes everything is fine now, my dad is back on his meds, we are ok"
Must faster solution. Although hopefully the therapy was somewhat helpful anyway lol |
LONG STORY. Bear with me.
I worked 10 years in my previous job as an E-Commerce and Store Manager. I loved my job. I loved my staff. I loved the clients.
I did not love my boss. He was the most unprofessional and mean person I ever met. He was rude and ignorant to everybody and always thought he was right no matter ... | I’m in the US & reading this. Is Redundancy pay basically the equivalent of Severance paying the US? Ie. You’re getting fired due to downsizing st a company or mandatorily retired, so your employer gives you a sum of money to make that transition out of the company less brutal?
Just curious & trying to educate myself... |
I've always hated reading long texts when I'm not interested on the topic. So, when I was in high school and the teachers gave an assignment related to reading (like in English class, when we had to read Macbeth, Of Mice And Men, etc). I would just read chapter summaries and do the respective essays and tests (my lowes... | They only time this may be a detriment to you is when you start taking classes directly related to your major and are out of your intro courses. Otherwise, work smart. Not hard. |
I decided to quit my job a couple years ago. But then I decided I would just fuck off and see if they fired me. Well, I juts doodle on the internet all day, every day. I haven't done any actual work in years. I look like I am working, but I certainly am not.
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I'm in middle management, so it's pretty easy to d... | My last two jobs were similar. I certainly had work now and then, but if I were to spread my entire annual work load and break it down to the day, I would say that I had maybe 10 minutes worth of work. Now those ten minutes would come in one or two 8 hour days a month, but the rest of the time was surfing the net. Y... |
I attended an Elementary school that is near to a small park where there were about 10 exotic animals like hawks, snakes and monkeys, It's basically a small zoo. We usually wait there for our school service to arrive.
We were just sitting around the "bird cage-like" enclosure of this aggressive monkey that we're makin... | Jesus |
I came out as bisexual to most people when I was 18. When I turned 19 I started dating a wonderful girl who I considered marrying. I was head over heels in love and she wanted me to tell my family. I was scared. They are conservative and my dad was even a Pastor for a while. I loved her enough that I did. I told every... | A lot of people experience prejudice when they come out, from people within and outside of the LGBT+ community. There is prejudice specific to people who are bi, and I'm sorry you're going through it. It can be really hard to feel like your sexuality is 'invisible' and have it dismissed. You're not alone though, and mo... |
So this happened a few years back. I worked for a high end clothing store as a stock clerk/order pull. One week they asked me if I would be willing to work the night shift from 8pm to 4am. These were very unusual hours and it was me and two other coworkers required to stay. I had another job lined up at the time so... | “Where were you?”
“Cheesecake” |
I used to go onto the LEGO shop website and under support say i was missing bricks. I would enter the set number and select the brick i was "missing" and LEGO would replace it. Ii might've taken about a week to send I don't really remember. but for the few times i did it. i got a Lego dog, Lego frog, and some window pi... | I assume LEGO assumes people are doing this and sends them anyway to build good will. The parts are actually really inexpensive when you're the producer. |
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I was in high school, it was the late 80s. I was emancipated already, so I had my own apartment. I also had pay channels because the landlord had a package deal that included my Tv.
A guy started really hitting on me, whom I really rather liked. It didn't dawn on me that he had only started doing so *af... | *“When people ask you what happened here… tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey.”* |
In year 8 food tech we had to make a unique pasta dish.
I decided to do bare minimum and make a vegetarian dish.
Literally just spag Bol with quorn. Homemade sauce.
So we make the meals and cook them and then we have tasting. I put mine in the vegetarian section.
Everyone is trying it and enjoying it, one girl who is ... | I accidentally gave sweet and sour pork to a muslim family instead of sweet and sour chicken when I used to wait tables. The dishes looked identical other than that the chicken had both red and green peppers while the pork only had red. I didn't realize my mistake until I went back to the kitchen and saw the chicken in... |
This is going to be a really weird post. From the ages of like 11-15 I was OBSESSED with a game called Habbo and there was a game on Facebook called Miniplanet which pretty much had the same vibe. (For people who don't know what Habbo is it's a virtual reality world and you make rooms play games etc)
I used to make pr... | First of all, this sucks! I don't get why someone would pretend to die, it's one of the stpidest things ever. I still don't think it's okay to spend so much of her money.
So second of all, a guy "died" on me, too.
We met online and talked for a long time, also skyped and it got a little spicy. Nothing bad, just some... |
I'm always very reserved; the opposite of an impulsive person. This was an exception.
Some backstory: this all happened a few years back, in college. She was my only serious relationship, which lasted about a year. Wicked smart woman in most ways, but emotionally? Total idiot. We had that in common. She was going abro... | Now this is a confession |
First of all: I know I was a complete asshole and wouldn't even consider it now.
We were at a sort of carnival party where everybody dresses up etc. My girlfriend at the time was with a group of friends she didn't know too well and didn't like either. I was in a group of wrong friends and did wrong things to impress t... | That was really shitty damn but I guess at least you no longer associate yourself with that group of people and have hopefully learned. There’s always a new day to be a better person |
One time in Elementary School I would go to the bathrooms and lock the stall doors then crawl under the doors and leave them locked and then I'd get water from the sinks and cup it in my hand then splash water under the doors so they'd then leave. This meant that anyone who wanted to use a stall had to crawl under the ... | what a little asshole i love it. |
I’m a 18 (m) and I was serving at Olive Garden at the time. My managers know that I have shellfish allergies and I serve many tables who order seafood. One day we were super busy I felt like shit and wanted to just go home. I ended up purposefully touching a piece of shrimp to make me break out but not cause my throat ... | How shellfish of you |
I had never been given more than $10 an hour working in the food industry and I got really fed up. So a buddy of mine told me that next time I look for a job I should say I was being paid more than I actually was (since it's illegal for potential employers to ask previous employers about that) in an effort to have them... | I’d say this is more of a pro life tip than a confession.
Always ask for more than what you think you’re worth |
SIDE NOTE/ answer to a lot of questions of how I got away with it: Lucky I lived near a military base so we had so many military discounts, managers gave us the code to ring it in.
When I was working at red lobster in my early 20’s - this was my scam :(
Bill: $105 (paying in cash)
discount applied: –$10.50 (10% off)
... | Yea… the company I work for has fired more than one employee for this exact scam. Anyone considering doing this tread with caution, it’s not bulletproof |
So my family had some financial hardships growing up. I had a severe sickness at 7 and the bills from that were around $250k, which nearly bankrupted my parents. So I tried to get money for them. I started doing odd jobs like babysitting and shoveling snow, but it was never enough.
Until I saw $20 that was laying out... | Jesus. As a kid you were so anxious about your health and the financial burden on your family that you resorted to stealing. This country's health system is so fucked.
You feel guilty and that's actually a good thing. Obviously you can't go back and repay all those people, so I agree with the other comments that you c... |
EDIT: She's been to the doctor for both Celiac & gluten allergy/sensitivity tests. Her results came back negative for both, but she says the doc is lying in order to run more tests.
EDIT 2: Holy shit is my inbox blowing up!
EDIT 3: This was 2 years ago. His mother found out and gave us a severe tongue lashing, then t... | A harmless way to 'test' her would be to cook gluten free food as she would normally have it, let her eat most of it and then make out it had a wrong ingredient in it. She can bitch and moan all she likes, at least you won't have actually made her ill. |
When I was a kid my aunt would tell me to “get the money that those people forgot on the table” at restaurants so I would because I thought it was normal to take the money and now I feel really bad and always tip extra. | I thought you were going to give us tips on stealing. |
Boys like lego, right?
Sort of sounds weird that lots of the current kids who are in to Star Wars, are only in to it because of the lego sets of it they saw when they were younger.
I wasn’t any different.
When I was four or five, I got one of those small $2 packs of some Star Wars character that’s usually on the sid... | Honestly, that’s a good mom.
Had she caved and got it. He would have learned that if he throws a tantrum long enough he gets what he wants. Instead he’s learned that shit behavior does NOT get you what you want. (At least I hope he understood that now) |
A little background. I live in a tri-city area where 3 of 3 city's have a drug problem and only 2 of 3 show up on the news for it (I live in the "safer" city).
I think the main reason I'm addicted is curiosity and depression. The drugs I've tried are (in order of trying them); weed, alcohol, lsd, Adderall, dxm, dph. ... | I’m 17 and addicted to Oxycodone. The only thing that helped me was telling my parents. If you have the choice, go to rehab. And it does get easier over time. I got addicted when I was 15. I just quit the beginning of this year. I hope you’re able to get clean |
I was staying at this hotel during a family vacation and I ate a bad chicken wrap. My family went to go for a walk so I dipped and hauled ass to the bathroom in the lobby. The second I went in, I knew there was no holding back. I just released it all, thinking I was alone. It sounded like an elephant blowing its nose a... | Now that’s a story. Good thing you hauled ass before your stall mates came out. Lol |
I was reminded of this when I read a venting post in r/dogs about a woman who restrained herself from slapping a child when the kid kicked her dog. Several years ago I was in a similar situation, and I didn’t restrain myself at all.
When I was 23, my 14 year old beagle mix was diagnosed with a fast acting cancer that... | Just recently I had a guy AT AN OFF LEASH DOG BEACH repeatedly swing a branch at my dog and abuse me. If it weren’t for his young children being there with him I think I would’ve been looking at a pretty serious assault charge tbh.
Seeing someone unprovoked do that sort of shit to your dog is also probably the most r... |
When I was 10 years old my big brother (14 at the time) was super into world of warcraft. He knew that I would do what he asked me to, so he came into my room and asked me if I could steal some game cards to satisfy his gaming life (game cards are small credit card sized plastic "coupons" you buy in order to play the g... | Excuse me what? The cards aren’t supposed to work until scanned |
As a child, I sometimes liked to do "telephone pranks". Usually these pranks were very tame. I would call a random number and creepily breathe into the phone while the other person would say "Hello?? Hello??" until they eventually hung up and I moved on to the next number.
One afternoon, though, some middle-aged lady ... | Wait until you are 30 and tell your mom. Best prank |
When I was 14 I found my dad's stash of porn magazines and VHS movies. I played one of the movies (fuck my wife II), after watching, I couldn't get the cassette out, It was stuck, I tried everything, including a knife and a hammer in a panicked state since my parents were coming home from work soon. I ended up stuffing... | What I took from your story is how hilariously literal porn names were back then, "fuck my wife II."
Also, evidently, Fuck My Wife was so popular, they had to make a sequel. |
8 years ago when I smoked cigarettes one night I smoked one before bed. I flicked it and it landed in the corner of the side frame of the building. The wind was light so I figured it would have gone out. I went to bed and 2 hours later I get a loud bang on the door. I was sleep on the couch so it scared the hell out if... | A friend in college died in a house fire that was linked to a still-lit cigarette butt on the porch |
I still feel bad about this all these years later.
Once a year in elementary school some chocolate company, America’s Finest I believe, would give the students a presentation and send us door to door in our neighborhood to sell chocolate from a catalog. In hindsight, it is absolutely insane to ask kids to do somethin... | I was mugged in NYC when I was in 5th grade selling that fucking chocolate. |
As the title says- In seventh grade, I excused myself from PE to go to the bathroom. While down there, I took the flip-phone of a girl who was bullying me from the locker room, and, without thinking about it, I broke it clean in half at the joint. Then, I just put it back in her shoe, put the bookbag that was on the sh... | In 7th grade we went to a small amusement park for a class trip. A boy I didn’t want to sit with, sat with me on the bus anyways. He was part of the “popular” crowd and just overall super obnoxious. I had on a bathing suit top under a tank top and he decided to take a picture of my chest (fully clothed but still). I to... |
A little over 8 years ago, I was doing a combined medical degree in a another country (the degree of which was recognised in my own country) and living on campus. The uni was quite large and within a month I had formed a group of friends with several others also studying medicine except one guy, we’ll call him Steve, w... | What happened with Steve though? Did he ever got the degree? Is he still single and sad? I kinda feel bad he got stabbed and robbed lol. |
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Thanks for the support.
To clarify, I have had sex like, a couple times. 3 times with first girlfriend ever in 2008, once with another ladyfriend in 2009, I think 5 or 6 times with my "most serious" "girlfriend" that I dated for a whole 2 months in 2012. Two one-night stands over the next 5 years, then my second... | Well honestly that's pretty rip |
I was broke and hungry so I decided to go to Little Caesar's for some $5 pizza, I went there and ordered my food, but for some reason she didn't make me pay up front and instead I would have to wait a few minutes since they'l were out of pizza at the moment. Ok, no big deal. As I was standing to the side, a busload of ... | It's 1 pizza bro. Galaxies are spinning around endless blackness and stars are being born in dusty endless radiation wombs. Don't worry about it. |
Long story short: I work in a shop where a computer is required (basically an internet café), and my boss being the cheap asshole he is forces me to work with a shitty 2008 Samsung laptop with the shittiest specs, so slow and makes my interactions with customers awkward and my job painfully harder than it should be. I'... | Would be funny if he gets it repaired, but for your sake i hope he will buy a new one. |
I work in the deli of a local grocery store and they make us throw away so much food. I barely have any money, I'm trying to survive on food stamps and the tiny amount I'm paid. So I have what I call "the meat glove", a plastic glove I keep in my apron and when I'm alone I fill it with the extra bits of meat that are p... | dont feel bad, what youre doing is perfeclty moral in my opinion.
i make quite a bit of money and pay little tax and I dont think its fair so go ahead. |
I have Tourettes syndromes and my class and teachers know. My school is pretty diverse and generally very accepting but you always have some narrow minded jerks.
At the beginning of the year, I was in math and this dude was making these really homophobic and just plain disgusting comments to his friend (Who was clear... | I knew someone in high school who had Tourette's and I also suspected he faked some of his tics to do some fucked up shit without repercussions.
I almost thought you did it for the same reasons he did, but it turns out you have better intentions. Good job. |
When I was 12, I used to watch My Little Pony...as a boy. Obviously, being a boy watching a show viewed as for girls, I didn’t let anyone know I did, except my mom when she caught me watching it on her laptop. She encouraged it because she didn’t want to embarrass my possibly gay sexual orientation (I’m not gay, ladies... | Fuck You ~Yanick |
We were seatmates and good friends so it was normal for us back then to just go through each others stuff. But i forgot that i put my diary in my backpack the night before because i was hiding it from my brother. She finds it and proceeds to read it until she reaches the part where i wrote about my top three crushes w... | She’s a champ for not telling on you, she knew what she did was wrong, so i would say she also felt bad. I find it weird you can’t apoligise now? It’s clearly a long time ago, but for your sake, you should get closure |
[Light]. I noticed when I got in shape and dressed nicer the older women began treating me much better at the office. Every interview I've gone on so far where the interviewer was a woman resulted in me being offered a job. I now purposely lock eyes with women during interviews because it makes them feel attractive e... | My boyfriend is quite handsome and very sweet, and the way older women treated him while he was working in an office was nothing short of creepy on many occasions. A lot of the comments they made would have never been tolerated had they been made by a male (to a female), but since it was a bunch of 35-60 year old women... |
Several months ago…My husband and I hadn’t eaten in a day and a half. Bills to the ceiling Broker than broke. We were starving. Told him I’d go to the grocery store and get us some stuff for the next few day until one of us got paid. They had a buffet to go bar. We had $15 combined in our checking account and the po... | This is the modern plot of Les Mis. I pray your story ends well. And without your own Javert. |
Back in HS we had a computer in every classroom, along with a projector which we used for giving presentations.
Well I installed teamviewer on the computer (and on my smartphone) and waited for my opportunity, so when a group of girls were giving their presentation I went into a pornsite and played a video for the who... | That’s sexists, girls watch porn... I think. |
If I had let this secret out during its time I would've been mortified, crucified, and full of shame. However, I now laugh on it and tell the story.
I was always a pretty normal kid. I was in 9th grade, and my best friend, Ian, and I did cross country together. It was a rainy day so coach had us run on the indoor tra... | Someone did this In a kids backpack at my school |
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>I'm 26 now but when I was a young lad(10ish) I, along with my younger brother(6ish) and younger sister(4ish) were taken to Disney land Florida by my dad and his wife. Before making the once in a lifetime journey from England, my dad did a little research about the attractions and rides. As It happened I was just ov... | This made my morning hahah! Your dad is the best. Teaching you how to run a scam and lie at 10? He was ahead of the curb 😂 |
So I lived with my aunt and uncle when I was about 17 years old and in high school. I had no money and I was absolutely terrified to ask them for anything. They wouldn't let me get a job because they wanted me to focus on school. I was hungry most of the time and only ate food at school (school lunch was free in the st... | In my house, that’s the rule. If you do the laundry, you get to keep the money in the dryer. Like a little incentive to do the laundry. |
Hi. I feel awful. Anyways long story short I only have $7.49 in my bank account I am a full time working student and test these days are 45.99!!!!!! And then cheapest one was 11.49. I just took one and I feel so bad I want to cry. But I really need to know- as I sit here on the toilet and type this waiting for the resu... | For next time- The dollar store tests have always worked for me. They were more accurate than the supermarket ones. |
In 4th grade my friends were talking at the table and my teacher called ME out for it. He sent me to the timeout chair in the back and i was infuriated. Of course he would blame the black kid. Lol seriously though, i was pissed off and grabbed one of those grey push pins with the round back, and placed it on the chair.... | " i hear a “AHHHUUGGGH” coming from my classroom. Almost sounded like Arnold Shwartzeneggar moaning."
This is the hardest I've laughed all week. Thank You. |
I work for a chain of 24 hour stores. Some time ago(For obvious reasons, I don't want to say exactly how long) I was working overnights. I hated it. It made me fully nocturnal to the point that the sun actually burned my eyes when I went out during the day. I hated the store, hated my town, and hated all of my coworker... | How much, just curious? |
When I was 16 I worked in a restaurant. (For those unaware, in the US it is illegal to serve alcohol until you are at least 18 years old). We had a couple that came in on a regular basis that were pretty rude and just generally annoying to deal with. Had a complicated order, thought the world revolved around them, the ... | I really hope you don’t lose any sleep over this lmao. I did this every night in HS when I worked at an Outback. I’m surprised someone actually cared enough to complain. |
So basically in 5th grade I had this one friend who played pokemon (like 70% of my school also does) And these were also the days when Gameboy Advance was popular. He told me and our other friends that he was gonna move houses. Nothing financial. His family just wanted to get out of there, lol. anyway young me saw this... | Team Rocket’s blasting off agaaaaaiiiiinnnnn!
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This happened when I was 9. My parents were getting us ready to leave, but I had incoming diarrhea. I lined up for the bathroom, 3 people ahead of me. I was desperately holding it in for the next 5 minutes. When it was my turn, I ran in, locked the doors and pulled my pants down...but I did not make it to the toilet.
... | Sounds like you ordered a #2. |
Army basic training we had a variety of duties we had to pull during the brief time allotted for sleep. I got put on laundry duty early on and was required to wash and dry clothes for the whole platoon with a couple other guys.
I was fresh out of high school and had rarely helped my mom do the wash, so I didn't know ... | Honestly probably is better that you didn’t say anything it could’ve made your Basic training a whole of lot worse if they started targeting you for the mistake.
But man....that’s such a shit thing to happen. I would’ve been PISSED. Especially since in my basic pt kit was all issued and we couldn’t go buy any extra si... |
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