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Okay, fair warning, this one is long as hell. Apologies for that, but this is very hard for me and I have been carrying it for a lot of years. On the advice of my therapist, I’ve written it all out to try to work out my feelings on it. He didn’t advise me to submit it to Reddit of course, but I have struggled with this... | I don't know if this is real or not but holy shit what a ride it was |
Not that I can’t see her naked pretty much any time but still. It’s the little things. | > It’s the little things.
Thats what she said? |
My Reddit username is Coolgirlonthetrain. I am not really “cool” but I commute daily on a train. So it’s partially correct. I am an English woman. Living in England. About 2 years ago the fate that is called life landed an American guy in my local pub. My first impression was that he was different and a little od... | All the best in your karma whoring, take an upvote on me and enjoy your trip to Cananda! :D |
Around 7 pm today, I heard some knocking on my door. I opened it and it was my next door pregnant neighbor (she was, I think, in her 7th or 8th month). She was holding a small plate in her hand. In a very shy voice, she asked me if I can give her some of what ever I was cooking because she liked the smell. I think preg... | This is so cute |
Cause I like giving plat and gold to strangers on the internet. They’re always very thankful and it makes me a bit happy because I’m asocial as fuck irl and I could never brighten someone’s day like I can on here | I’d like to do something like this but I’m too broke lol. Guess I can still help people by giving nice comments for free. The internet needs less trashy people and more people like OP
Edit:thank you for the silver, gold and platinum :) |
I put $5 to $10 a week in my clothes. He thinks he is getting one over on me because we both have a weekly budget. He doesn't know that he is part of my budget. If I even try to do the laundry he is like "No, I got it" Worth every red cent.
Edit: Thank you oh kind ones for the Silverssss 🤴
Edit: And the GOLD awesome ... | You're a fucking genius. |
I'm 30 and my little brother is 24. He's honestly the best brother I could have asked for. I still remember the day he was born and holding my newborn baby brother when I was a kid. As we grew up I always knew he was different but he's my brother and I love him and I wouldn't change him. He's honestly one of my best fr... | Epic big bro shit there. Not gonna hire you to babysit for me but your a champ |
Got into an argument which lead him to say “I could care less about you. If you died tomorrow, I wouldn’t go to your funeral”. I didn’t say anything back, just never spoke to him again. He’s tried to contact me several times since, but I want those to be the last words he’s ever said to me. Bitchass bitch | I ghosted a long term boyfriend before (for many reasons but) because every time we would argue he’d say “fine I’m breaking up with you”. So one time he said it, I told him to get the fuck out of my house and blocked his number. Best decision I ever made. Good for you for sticking up for yourself! |
it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day. | well I hope he checks his reddit regulary |
My daughter has a rare blood disorder called idiopathic thrombocytopedia pupura (immune) which causes her immune system to destroy her platelets so she just bleeds, randomly. Her eye just hemmoraged a few weeks ago and an entire half was filled with blood, today, five hour nose bleed. She can feel when they're coming a... | As a fellow parent who’s daughter was also granted a wish to Disney World. My advice for you. Enjoy it. Take the time to just be a kid with your kid. Special Needs parents spend so much time wondering about the next day, week, month etc. We sometimes forget how much fun being a parent of an awesome kid can be.
The wi... |
I’ve been married 8 years. I’m 30, my wife is 33. We have two kids; a boy (5) and a girl (3).
I get up every week day at 4:00am. Clean up the litter box, walk the dog, sweep up the house (no vacuum because everyone is still sleeping). I fold the clothes that had dried overnight in the dryer. I check the children’s lau... | Honestly, make her read this; What you wrote. Its very expressive and well written and gets the point across without being mean. Souds like you need to have a serious sit down with your wife. |
My heart is pounding writing this because I literally haven’t told anyone this. So I work at this one store, and I work on the sales floor; but before all that, I was just one person interviewing for a position at the store. Before I arrived for my interview, a friend of mine dared me to interview in a British accent. ... | Fake a head injury and go back to normal. This post is hilarious, sorry OP |
Fortnite burger | I unsubscribed from unpopular opinion because this was posted there every day.. |
(CORRECTION: I MEANT ANTI-CHOICE/PRO FORCED BIRTH)
Edit: I personally am not someone who would get an abortion. Someday I would love to have babies of my own. BUT for other women, I will not judge them for what THEY do with THEIR bodies. I will NOT tell them what THEY should do with THEIR lives. What they decide is th... | People who are pro life should be forced to take in children from unwanted pregnancies since they were the ones to decide over a woman's body. If you tell me how to use my body, you can take the responsibility.
It's so fucked up because when a woman gets pregnant it affects HER mental health, HER physical health, HER ... |
My coworker has left himself logged in at work and now im posting on his behalf.
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Ill log you out after this. | Uh oh, busted haha. You've got a good m8 there. |
My mom has really had a hard time the past few years. When she entered menopause she gained weight and no matter how much she works out or what diet she tries she cannot drop it.
She is a wonderful person, beautiful inside and out, but I could tell it was really taking a toll on her. So I started (lightly) photoshopp... | Good on you. Just never blurt out this secret in moments of anger with your mom. It would really crush her self esteem to know that her {son} pretty DAUGHTER thinks she is so imperfect as to doctor her photos.
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I can't believe I am actually typing this out right now, it's making it feel very real. And before you say it, I know, I know. I am probably one of the worst human beings on this planet.
Around a year ago, my older sister (27), widowed mother of 2 boys (8) and (5) decided to, against every single warning made, get d... | Damn |
Throwaway because I don't want my friends to know.
I'm straight but I'm spending this Valentine's day alone after my divorce and I haven't had sex in almost a year. (Divorce was finalized 4 months ago.)
Well I've been really horny and lonely so I decided to see if gloryholes were real and not just a porn myth. After ... | Oh god thats fucking disgusting. Where was that gloryhole so i make sure i never go there accidentally |
He was riding his motorcycle to work early this morning. At around 230am he crashed his bike, we're thinking he had a heart attack and that's what caused him to crash.
In high school, about 13 years ago, I had to do a paper for English class. The topic was "Write a paper on either a personal hero of yours, or somethi... | He knows man. He knows. |
We aren't like best friends but we know each other pretty well. Today I noticed a pic. from my city someone posted, So I clicked on their user name and started snooping, wondering if I could figure out if I knew them and Holy Moly I sure do. How you may ask, well he...yes he, he post a lot of picture on another sub of ... | so when he reads this on reddit how do you think he will feel |
I’m glad my top post (BY FAR) is about my poop. | I weighed myself pre and post poop the other day. It was 0.6kg (1.3 pounds).
If you measure yourself regularly where does my dump fall within your shitting mass distribution? |
I was diagnosed with cancer a little over two weeks ago, after a regular checkup. Turns out I have a tumour on my colon that has spread to other areas (liver and lungs so far) and will require extensive chemo and surgery for any chance to live longer than 8 months
I'm not having any treatment and I haven't told my wi... | She’ll forgive you, but she’ll wonder for the rest of *her* life why you didn’t tell her you were sick. It’s your choice. And she may try to pressure you to try treatment, but that part is up to you.
Edit: my first gold! Thank you |
Couple days ago I found out that the guy who bullied me all throughout high school died, and honestly i couldn't be happier. My friends all tell me I'm terrible for being happy, but they have no idea what I went through because of him. He almost drove me to suicide and knowing he's dead just makes me feel better. I fee... | A guy who I was friends with robbed me and my boyfriend at the time, and my boyfriend was hanging onto his car as he drove away. Someone in the car elbowed him until he dropped to the asphalt and tore up his face, arms, and back. Then the dude called me and blamed me for him robbing me and threatened to come back to my... |
We’ve been together almost three years. We live together. I support us 100%. In the time we’ve been together, he’s worked maybe two months.
He’s depressed and anxious and he steals all the oxygen and joy out of every room. He never wants to go anywhere but then complains that we never go anywhere. I got him an interv... | This won’t get better. You have one life - live yours, dump him and move on |
edit: squishies are a type of soft squishy toy thing? its hard to describe but you just. squish it. it's almost like a plush
so. my girlfriend and i have been together 10 months now, but we've known eachother since 1st grade.
anyways, my girlfriend kept giving me squishies, on my birthday, out of the blue, and recent... | I don't know what a squishy is, but this is a sweet story either way. |
Sad truth, or maybe it’s just me and my circle of friends.
Somehow, I also value anonymous opinions over social media ones too, before I deleted all of them. | Reddit is my favorite so far but godamn the people on here are judgey |
For those who are asking, their channel is [Cirrhosis Safari!](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCbM7uQ8QNH3JE7PhokjErRQ) | But did you smash that like button and subscribe? |
I was honestly shocked when he told me his was into the idea of pegging and wanting to try it. He's a very old fashioned and masculine man's man so not the type at all you'd imagine would be into such things.
I figured why not? I've seen him fuck me it doesn't look hard and I'm not the one taking it (thankfully he dr... | I am so sorry but tour tragedy is very funny, just take it easy |
My brother is 6 years old. I am 28. To make things as simple as possible, my parents suck. Like, they really, really suck. Last January, I had just started my last semester of nursing school. One day I was walking out to my truck to go to class, and DSS is in the driveway. They tell me that my brother is going into fos... | You should be very proud of yourself |
I’m the eldest of 4 kids in a family of six and growing up we had a beautiful albino chinchilla named Dusty. Dusty was an awesome little pet to have as a kid. Very sweet, never bit anyone, loved to cuddle and run around “digging” tunnels in the bedsheets. He had this really big cage in our guest bedroom that was connec... | Awe this made me cry: ( |
My ex and I divorced six years ago. It was an ugly divorce. Our sons are now 9 and 13. We live two miles a part and we get the kids one week on, one week off. After the divorce, we had no real meaningful relationship other than talking about the kids, scheduling and stuff. I had no idea or interest in her personal life... | The only best thing you can do in this worst situation is that Tell your kids right now.. Because You can avoid it for few days but you have to pay additional price for the delay. |
Flashback, to about three years ago, I was in a relationship with this girl who I loved so much. I would've done everything I could for her, and I always did. I did my best to keep her happy, but she was going through her own personal battles. She lost her dad before we started dating, and her mom died of cancer while ... | (If you are a guy, OP) it’s important to know that men can suffer from spousal abuse too, and that you are not alone in this. I’m so sorry you went through that. It’s hard to get over the things that boyfriends/girlfriends do to you, but you can do it. It takes a strong heart and mind but it can be done. You just have ... |
26f. I was picked up by a stranger from school posing to be my dad's friend. Saying that he would drop me off to the airport to catch a flight with my dad. Not only did I actually have to travel with my dad that day, but this man somehow knew my dad was getting off early from work (he told me that morning) and that he ... | My mom set up a password with me that only I knew. She said if there was ever an emergency and she needed to send someone to pick me up she would tell them the password. A woman approached me after school said my mom sent her to pick me up. Had my moms name and everything but didn’t know the password so I didn’t go wit... |
My boss is generally a dick.
I noticed his wife (who also works at the company) came up as a recommended friend on Snapchat, I copied the user name and added her on my burner Snapchat.
After a few messages and a few fake selfies she has told me she is single and sent some damn good reveling pictures.
I feel a bit ... | If she’s that quick to send you those pics guarantee she’s sending dirtier ones to other dudes |
The other day I told all my girlfriend that my penis was over 7 inches.... I lied. In reality, I have a micropenis. I feel horrible about it (I feel absolutely terrible about lying, especially to this girl I like a lot), but can't bring myself to tell her the truth bc it'll make her not like me anymore. I'm afraid she'... | TIL that [u/MisterWhisler\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/MisterWhisler_/) forgot to log out of his work computer, and now a coworker is busting his balls by creating this post, as well as another one posted two hours ago titled, "**TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit" @** [www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/cj2ox1/ti... |
This was the late 80s and I was 14/15 and things weren't a great time to be a gay teenager not that it excuses what I did. I was so afraid of being outed that I started a relationship with my then bestfriend's sister. My friends were constantly messing with me about not having slept with her and calling me g... | Wow, **THAT** is a confession. Holy shit dude. |
As the title says, I get scam / spam calls all the time. I am very polite and say that I'm sorry but this is my work phone and I'm interested in talking with them but I can only talk on my personal phone.
The guys phone number who I give seriously screwed me a couple years back after being life long best friends. Fuck... | you can’t post this and not tell us what he did |
That's basically it. When in public places she likes to give stealth blowjobs but when it's too busy for that we go to the accessibility washrooms together and do it there. Everyone assumes I am helping her do her business. She doesn't actually need help, she just wanted a hearty load.
Edit: for the people waiting of ... | Sounds like you found some hot wheels. |
[UPDATE] https://reddit.app.link/8M1Lt72Kn1
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You, yes you, woman with the charming smile who acts so friendly in the street.
You know I can hear you scream at and beat your teenage daughter through the shared wall, right?
I can hear her cry and gasp for air as you choke her. I can hear you screaming at her fo... | Remember to post updates |
My ex used to use a specific shampoo and over time i noticed that every time i smell this shampoo on other people i automatically think of her and this got me planning..
For my current girlfriend, every time we got down to business i put on a cologne that i saved specifically for those times. No matter how spontaneous... | What if OP's girlfriend likes that cologne, and is using operational conditioning to make him wear it more? |
Title kinda says it all. | That’s some dedication right there |
Sorry if this doesn't belong here. I don't have anyone else I can tell. I'm 19 and a guy.
My mom married my stepdad when I was 14 and we've always gotten along. My dad died when I was 11 and to be honest I'm still working through the relationship we had. I've always had this fantasy that he was an amazing dad but if I... | You've got a fuckin great step dad my dude |
Used to be a centrist, slightly left leaning. My wife is a non-white legal immigrant, and the amount of bullshit we’ve had to go through to have her be in the country with me is astounding. We also lived in a pretty conservative area during 2015-2016, and I got to witness a fair amount of racism toward her. When they c... | All political affiliation aside, Socrates believed that ignorance was the root of all evil done in this world. |
Karma is a bitch mom and dad. Thanks for always putting me in the middle of your drama as a kid. So sad that you two found it amusing to act like children while forcing me into being the adult.
Well now the tables have turned. You're both old and in need of someone to take care of you. Obviously wasnt going to be me. ... | Arriving in theaters right between Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, “Parents Trapped”. Michael Douglass and Jane Fonda play former spouses who are put in the same nursing home 40 years after a bitter divorce. Will they kill each other, or will nature do it for them?
All the fun of Se7en- with the sexiness of The Golde... |
I have been with my wife for 14 years. She is an amazing spouse, partner, and mother. She is a great woman and I’m happy with the beautiful family we’ve made. That being said, my one true love is a woman I was with right before I met my wife.
This woman and I dated for 3 years. She changed my life with her love. She i... | Wow, heavy confession. |
My life sucks. But thank you to anyone that does bother replying to any of my posts!
EDIT: Just woken up to the most amazing comments, honestly led here in the dark reading them all made me cry, thank you, thank you to whoever gave me gold. I hope you all have a great new year.... I'm making sure i havnt missed anyon... | I'm partially here because I need upvotes to post on an advice subreddit, and partially because I understand. I feel the same way, it's nice when people genuinely respond when you feel you need someone one way or another :) |
Around 4 years ago, I was a vendor on the darknet. It was a relatively shortlived thing, I was just doing it because I was too lazy to get a job and at the time didn't want to settle for the 9-to-5 thing. I wanted to start my own business, and use the drug money as a start up. I had been using myself for years, along w... | Now *that's* a fuckin' confession. |
So I have a beloved kitty named pixy. She was around 4 when I found her on the street. She had a rubber band tightened on half her tail. I spent 2 weeks feeding her until she was comfortable enough to let me near her, she didn't trust anyone. I took her in, cleaned her up, and got the dead portion of her tail amputated... | “They told me I could.”
WELL FUCK THEM TOO. |
I grew up loving my mother dearly as most sons do. She was protective, kind, beautiful, successful and smart and was someone I strove to be like when I was young. However, I wasn’t seeing the side of her that is at her core and within the past 3 years, I have come to despise her. She is selfish, manipulative, two-faced... | Why didn’t he just keep banging the younger chicks and hang out with his friends |
I recently won a large amount of money and I am not telling my children. They have sucked the life out of me for a quarter of a century. I don’t speak to either one of them because they have let drugs rule their lives. Karma is a bitch because I’m spending it on me. | Sounds good. How about in your will you leave a copy of the cashed check? You know, just for fun? |
Edit 1: For those saying Adblock, does that even work on an iPhone? These aren’t ads that show up at the beginning of a video like on YouTube. Imagine watching Titantic and an ad appears right as they are about to hit the iceberg. That’s how it is now on any Facebook video longer than 30(?) seconds.
Edit 2: Thanks f... | That's the most annoying type of ad so far. I'm the same way, once that ad pops up I'm gone, I guess I'll never know how to make hamburger stuffed tacos |
**I love y'all.** | Being popular online is hard. It’s like attending 10,000 high schools at once. Just do you |
I've been a foster dad to my son since he was 5. He is now 9. He's been through a lot and has made significant progress. I am so proud of him. I've been trying to officially adopt him and have spent over $30,000 over the last two years to make it happen. He has no idea. The social worker came by to visit and I told him... | Stay strong...you won’t regret waiting when you see the reaction you’ll get from him when he knows it’s official. |
We have 16yo twin boys who pummeled each other a few weeks ago. It took me and a neighbor to break them up. My wife was upset and stunned because they really don't fight. I told her it was because one didn't clean up after himself and it escalated from there. Teen boys, hormones, etc. I don't her to forget about it and... | That was a fucking ride and a half. Good job, dad. |
So there's this guy I met who clearly was interested in me who's definitely a very big man easily over 300lbs which is a lot bigger than me. He wasn't really physically "my type" or at least I thought so but he's definitely handsome just big. He had asked me out and he's very sweet and so I said yes because I figured i... | So your saying there's a chance.. |
You know those hermit crabs they sell as pets to tourists in coastal souvenir shops, the ones with shells that have badly painted cartoon characters on them?
The ones that come free with the purchase of a little plastic carrier with a thin layer of brightly colored gravel, some flake food, and a shallow water dish wi... | I live in one of these tourist, beach communities.
Been stealing hermit crabs for years and bringing as many as possible back to the wild. It’s good to meet a fellow crab thief. Thank you for doing what you do. |
I hate him so much, the thought of him winning the lottery and having to split it with me makes me so happy :) | It two copies of his numbers so you can enjoy splitting the pot 2/3 to 1/3 |
Someone had fried chicken delivered to the office for all to share. The smell was potent and delicious, filling the entire building. Shortly afterward I farted, one of those long warm ones, and it was also very potent. The smells mingled in a way that nature never intended. Needless to say everyone was confused and ups... | Worth it for this short story. |
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Disclaimer: This isnt to say everyone can't enjoy a good boob, but it's hOW you experience the boob.
Edit: More ppl offended by this then I expected, it's just a goof | I knew it! Finally, after all these years of pondering. Thank you! |
I started vaping weed. My husband doesn't know. I have really bad anxiety and depression, and we have two toddlers My prescription medication makes me feel nauseous and I hate it. Weed isn't legal here, but I live right on the border of a legal state. It makes me feel so much better. I've gone a week without yelling a... | Good for you. Sounds like you really found something that works for you! |
So, I hate cleaning the house, sometimes I enjoy getting in the groove to some music, but mostly it's just tedious and I don't get any help with it.
When my, now wife, first moved in together, she was going through a bout of depression and for a few years I would go to bed with her, wake up and go to work, and come b... | That is so lovely to read, I'm glad your wife is on the mend. |
I have a regular at the place I work. She comes in almost every day. She's very old but just so warm and sweet. She always orders the same hot pressed sandwich. I buzz her order that its ready when it really still has about a minute left because I know it takes her at least a minute to get to the counter, and I don't w... | I did that when I worked at subway. There was a crew of construction workers that came in everyday for lunch and i quickly memorized their orders so as soon as I saw them pull up I’d start making them |
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch ... | What the fuck |
Girlfriend and I got into an argument over our kids Christmas spending budget. We both have a kid from a previous relationship. Her daughter and my Son. We have an agreed budget of $1000 for each kid. We have met that budget for both kids last week.
Today she tells me she wants to get her daughter a phone and want... | Is a 1k budget for one person’s Christmas presents not insane to anyone else..? |
My son has Asperger's which is like autism-lite. We've done extensive therapy and intervention and for the most part he is no different than any other kid his age except he comes across as shy and a bit nerdy (saying that with love).
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The only issue we had at school was that he would become overwhelmed, panic... | As a person who has anxiety and Aspergers honestly thank you so much for caring for your son’s comfort. School was hell for me and I had GOOD teachers. I absolutely can’t stand people who act like disabilities are things you can learn to grow out of, especially actual teachers who play a major part in child development... |
The wife came onto me first but I didn't sleep with her out of respect for her husband, til he messaged me on grindr and I realized they're as bad as each other and I may as well have some fun with it. I even popped the husband's bootyhole cherry. I might tell them one day but ehhh the sex is fun.
Edit: I thought the ... | Now this is what this sub is for. |
So like many young modern men I enjoy pornography and partake semi regularly. There's of course a lot of porn out there and I'll confess the normal shit (pun intended) started to get kind of boring to me so I started branching out into some more extreme (but legal) genres of porn. Eventually I stumbled on scat and to b... | My dude! I hope you threw that toothbrush away too. I’m traumatized just from reading this. I think we all need to hug this one out. |
So far, she's pushed one out and breathing...
40:00 mins later: She's now at number two...
60:00 mark: the third one has dropped and I'm hoping this is everybody.
Everybody's breathing and meowing and I'm so happy for her.
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Thanks for being apart of the event guys. | if a cat is searching for you as emotional support that means that she loves you and trusts u completely....goals.. |
I recently took a short vacation to a lesser developed country. On my last night I decided to sample some of the more exotic local fare and had a mixed seafood dish which was quite good. All was fine until the flight home when I started feeling a lot of pressure in my abdomen. I could tell I wasn’t going to shart, so ... | Little babies started to cry hahahahahh fucking brilliant |
They’re so annoying, only posting stuff about their baby like it’s the only thing going on in their life. It gets worse after the baby is born because they end up posting like 50 pictures of their kid doing shit kids normally do. Usually it’s a friend’s girlfriend or wife. I know it’s a nit picky thing to do, but I hat... | A girl I went to school with has had two children but she posted on FB that she won’t be uploading any (or many) pics of her pregnancy/birth/ children on social, due to the fact that most people don’t want to see that shit. She instead had a blog where people who actually wanted to know how she and the family were doin... |
Me (29M) and my partner (28F) met 8 years ago just before I graduated and we clicked almost immediately. A few months after I graduated, she and her 3 year old son moved in with me. Right after graduating, I started making low 6 figures working for a large bank and then went on to do my own thing having a very lucra... | Just make sure you give her enough time, legally, to leave. The little one didn’t do anything so don’t make him suffer bc she sucks. Good luck OP.
ETA: thank you for the awards. |
I haven’t smoked a cigarette in about a week. This is the longest I’ve went in about 7 years. I’m only 24. It’s so nice to wake up without my chest hurting. I’m never going back! | Thank you everyone for the encouraging words! I’m definitely keeping at it. My mom smokes and I’ve reached the point where her cigarettes stink to me. I’ve been airing out my house and washing everything I own. I can only imagine how bad everything in my home wreaks. What a nasty habit I picked up. |
I was 13 when you first took a knee. In my eyes, America was the best country in the world and I loved it for all the good it has done. At the time I would have died for my country. And there you were, in direct opposition to the ideals I cared so deeply for. I hated you. I hated your protest. I stopped watching the N... | It takes a mature person to admit they were wrong about something like that... and that is what we need in this country. As Americans we need to be open to other's ideas and perspectives. We could do so much good as a country if we would just listen to each other with empathy and love. |
Sold our business this year. mid 50s. Net worth now over 10 million USD. Our kids have no idea (teenagers). Our siblings have no idea. Our parents are deceased. Nobody else knows, except our banker. We live a low-income life, still shopping at Walmart and Target. At some point, we may buy a big "look at me" home on a... | I think it's better when nobody know it. I'm happy for you |
Here I sit on another Sunday morning. I love the people I minister to. I believe that there are some really good principles in the Bible (and some really awful ones!) so I feel ok about the message of love and hope that I get to deliver. I push back against the hate and homophobia and judgmental nature of so much Cont... | Greetings, Pastor.
I’m an agnostic who’s neck-deep in the church, leading seminars for new believers twice a year and the team ministry support for the church version of AA (celebrate recovery). I’m on several other support/lead teams as well, and a former missionary.
I’m also an alcoholic, and brutally bipolar which... |
I wanted to say from the beginning that I have never touched or hurt a child, and never will.
Obvious throwaway for obvious reasons.
How it all began was when I was around 15 or so, I started to become attracted to girls around me (I went into puberty very late). As I grew older, instead of my attractions growing in ... | I’m very proud of you for getting the help you needed and turning your life around. |
If I feel like getting drunk by myself I will go to a gay bar rather than a straight one because I like the attention I get, it's more relaxed because I don't have to worry about drunk insecure dude brahs with something to prove, plus I can drink fruity drinks without being seen as less of a man. Edit: Thank you random... | I did this on a business trip. It was by accident but I actually enjoyed the night. The bartender gave me a "straight stamp" on my hand and nobody hit on me after that. They were all super polite. It was also very clean and had fun club music playing. 10/10 would go again. |
We were watching one of the Garfield movies (I can’t remember off the top of my head) and everything was well until the song “I feel good” by James Brown started playing in the movie. Now, you may ask, what could’ve scared you so bad from a song like that? Well I’ll tell you. In the beginning of the song James Brown do... | Thats fabulous. |
I moved here in April so it's been all mask since I've been here. | This is a weeeeird Corona mindfuck. I started a new job and met all the girls there (also baristas), and days later I saw one without a mask and was like WHAT?? Completely different than I had thought. Not better or worse. Just a different face than the person I thought I had come to recognize. |
How hard is that concept to grasp?
Since some of you will want a “real” confession.. sometimes I use the same plate 4 times without washing it. | Plot twist : the progress is them getting out of shape and therefore it's on the correct side |
Just needed to get it off my chest.
So embarrassing.
Just wish I could of done more, I feel like such an asshole.
-this is how you all sound on this fucking sub. | OMG I can totally relate to you. You should NOT be ashamed of yourself. You are actually a real hero. I would give you all of my Reddit gold! If I had any... |
My dad has Asperger's and is notoriously difficult to deal with. Growing up he never really told me that he loved me or hugged me; he just assumed that I knew and wouldn't say it. It was a difficult time, having a dad that didn't understand your emotions or any sort of affection.
But he does love me.
How do I know ... | That is so sweet and now I’m tearing up. Good on you for giving your dad such a meaningful gift and not giving up on him because he wasn’t a conventional dad. Good for you for seeing that he does actually love and care about you despite his inability to show it or express it. I’ve worked with a lot of students with Asp... |
And that includes a smile, nod or other form of acknowledgement.
Might just be that driving in general changes your personality but I find it rude. 🤷🏻♀️ | I flip people off under my dash .. safer these days |
Things were going well and then bad stuff happened. For almost two years, we were not sure if we were going to be on the streets, but it seemed likely. I barely got by for a year, but we had to do without. I am so ashamed about this. A father should be able to provide for his sons, especially when he is a single father... | Film their reaction and save it. Whenever you feel down, Replay it and it'll cheer you up. |
It was this time 7 years ago I got the diagnosis while pregnant. It was this time 7 years ago I had 2 choices, to abort or to continue my pregnancy and I chose to continue my pregnancy. It was the worst mistake I made. He’s non verbal still. Going to work was my saving grace but with this virus I remember why I hate th... | I too chose to terminate a Down syndrome pregnancy. But the baby had so many other physical issues. I can’t say I blame how you feel. I have several friends who have teenagers and adults with Down syndrome and I see them secretly struggle.
Just know so many moms out there are probably struggling but refuse to adm... |
I’ll go first, I convinced someone to not kill themself because I needed their rent money, I can’t afford to live where I do without it. I know there’s many other reasons I could have done it but that was the only one I thought of that night, “if they do it then I’ll have to move” | My mom used to call me in a very specific notable way so that I could find her in a crowd of people. Well these girls in elementary school started calling me that way in the hallway to mock me. Because my mom had done it since I was a toddler, I immediately would whip my head around every time and they’d laugh.
Teache... |
Makes me sound horrible. I know. I would never say this out loud to anyone ever.
Though I said daughter, she wasn't technically my daughter. She was my sister's child. My sister OD'ed when the baby was around a year old. I was 19 at that time and in college.
I got custody. I never wanted children. I wanted to be a ... | Good job for taking care of her, even when you didn't want children. Life gave you lemons, you made the best of it. Honestly, I can't blame you too much that a part of you is happy the lemons are gone, though not everyone will agree with me there. |
Warning: long and slightly TMI post ahead
I had sex for the first time in high school. I was 16 and all of my friends were doing it, so I hooked up with this girl at a party. It was alright, but it was a little gross and kinda wet, and I wasn't really into boobs like my friends were. I got off just fine, but it was ju... | Good for you for experimenting and trying to figure things out. Sexual identity can be a long journey to figure out exactly how you feel.
As for the whole romantic concerns things, to me a bit of cuddling and falling asleep is not a huge deal, so probably don't worry about it. Humans release a lot of chemicals and hor... |
There is a reason for everything.
I will never forget how this white woman made me feel. April 2016. 10pm at night and I get a little hungry and decide to head to the nearest store to grab some food. It would be closer to walk than to drive so I head out the door and proceed to walk the two blocks to the store.
The s... | I'm not even black and I do this, too, but for pretty much any girl I cross paths with at night. To be honest it makes me feel kind of bad about myself every time. I don't want to scare anyone.
That lady sounds a bit crazy, though... (EDIT: I understand that trauma may have played a part in it but I didn't think of th... |
To put it simply I am fat. I'm not big boned, not husky, chunky, or have a thyroid condition. I am simply fat due to eating too much and moving too little. I do not like being fat. So tonight I'm going to bed at 8 so that I can get up at 4 in the morning and run my fat little ass down the road and back and still have t... | One day at a time. You’re on the right track! |
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