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Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I’m
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Stop callin’!!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.
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All right!
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What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything
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Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
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Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?
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Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note.
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"Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." Big Daddy?
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Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out.
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Hey, y’know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron!
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Hey!
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Oh! Here’s Joseph Francis!
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Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!
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So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me!
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Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
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Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule.
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I don’t accept this rule.
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When we make plans, I expect you to show up.
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Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better!
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Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this is for life!
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Did you know he was in there?
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No.
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How long have we been home?
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About a half an hour.
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Love
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Lights. Uh, romantic lights.
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Ooh, nice.
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So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
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Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
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Well ah, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
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Yeah?
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And I feel like I’ve conquered the business world, and I feel like I’ve conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Wow.
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There’s one thing missing.
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What’s that?
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It’s time for me to conquer the physical world.
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Okay.
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Monica, I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
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You wanna what?!
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I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It’s the most intense physical competition in the world, it’s banned in 49 states!
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.
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And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
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Yeah.
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Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win.
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I want you close enough to smell the blood.
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What do you think?
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My parents will be so happy.
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Okay to come in?
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Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
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Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?
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What?!
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I’m the ruptured spleen.
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Why would you do that?
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Because you shouldn’t be with him. You should be with me.
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Really?
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When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me!
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Look, things like last night they don’t just happen.
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Or at least not to me.
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Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.
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Chandler!
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I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"
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There was just one woman, wasn’t there?
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No, there were two.
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Including me?
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Oh yeah.
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Hey!
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Welcome back!
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Hey! Can we pick up where we left off?
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I don’t know, I’m still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
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Why?
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Uh, the sex.
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What sex?
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Our sex.
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We didn’t have sex.
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Well if I didn’t have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
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Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
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Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
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Oh my God Stu! I-I can’t believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she’s a hooker?
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Either that or she’s just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
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Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
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I’m your mother.
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Ehh?
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Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler...
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Hi there.
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...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either.
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And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head.
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And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either...
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Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler.
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Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?
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Well yeah, I lied before.
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Oh!
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Oh God
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Now you know how you really feel about it.
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Oh-oh, that’s a risky little game!
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Are you really gonna do this?
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Yeah. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby!
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With who?
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Ah, it’s still not the time.
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