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Yeah, all of us! All day!
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That sucks!
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That's not a trip!
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I just came from the park!
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What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park?
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"Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
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Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.
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Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey!
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Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!
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I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.
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That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.
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Makes me wanna puke!
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Is she in there?
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Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her.
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Oh it’s all right.
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I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing.
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It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different.
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This is hard.
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Yeah I know.
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On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with.
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Just wait.
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Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger.
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You have no idea.
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Thanks sweetie.
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You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?
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Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.
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Hey, I thought I cheered you up.
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Oh you did, there are twenty in here.
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Right. Good night.
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Good night.
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Hi
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Hi! Hey mom.
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This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
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Jack?
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Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?
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That’s a good question, dad. That’s a good question
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Congratulations you two!
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Thank you…we’re so excited
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And also, congratulations on your wedding.
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Wha—What?
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Look at this clown!
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Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
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Get out of the way jackass!
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Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
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That
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What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there.
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Hey!
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Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
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Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!
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Ow!
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Really?! Well, it’s just like everyone else’s apartment. It’s got rooms, walls, and ceilings.
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Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Ah well, this is the living room.
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All right. This is the kitchen.
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The bedroom. Well it’s pretty much your typical... bedroom.
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We’re still on this side of the door.
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Ha-ha
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Yeah, but I didn’t get to see it.
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Oh shoot! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.
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So um, who was she?
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Oh, that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
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Did you like her? And I’m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
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Well, you seem fine.
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Well, I don’t think this, y'know.
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No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird.
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Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it.
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Oh, this will be so much fun!
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Hey!
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Are you excited?
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Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
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Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
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All I have is, is oregano and a
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Um, that's ok! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
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Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
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Can we just start throwing things in?
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Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.
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Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
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Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
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Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
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Hey he's wearing a sweater.
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No.
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Eww!
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And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
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Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
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Mona? Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?
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I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
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Oh, it’s okay.
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No, it’s still wet.
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Let me get it out before it sets.
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Ooh, I have something you can wear.
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Here.
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Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt.
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No-no that’s a man’s shirt.
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It’s awfully pink.
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Oh, it's perfect!
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How about you?
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It's a kitchen slash bathroom.
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All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.
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We are bad people.
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