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I’m sorry.
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So, if we could just get back to the lecture.
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Umm, were there any questions?
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About paleontology.
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All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression.
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Obviously, I screwed up.
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But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here.
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So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
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Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am
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Well, hello Rachel!
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Where you going, Joe?
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For a walk.
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Oh. You mind if I join you?
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Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
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Your thoughts? Plural?
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Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
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Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her??
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You guys are killing me!
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She's forbidden fruit!
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It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh?
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Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
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Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.
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Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.
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Great novels?
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Fine ... mediocre porn
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Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner’s office.
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Now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
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That’s kinda sad.
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Yeah, well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. Now, while I distract her,
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Got it!
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Let’s roll!
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Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
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Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anything—minute. Okay. Fine. Abort the plan, abort the plan.
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Uh actually, I’d like to speak with both of you.
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Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?
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Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?
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Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
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Oh! No problem! I
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What?
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You are iron.
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You are steel!
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Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
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I told you, we’re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
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I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
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Look, you and I went to different high schools...
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Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.
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You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket.
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I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
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They had to have that specially made?!
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It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
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Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
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Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out.
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And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go.
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I-I owe her this.
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I never let her eat.
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Oh, you go out with him.
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Oh, really?!
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Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
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I’ll try.
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Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I’m trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..
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Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she’s real, uh, mellow!
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Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know
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Ross, get over it! It’s not like she hates you.
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Yeah but
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Ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.
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Huh. Y’know what’s not one of a kind? A twin!
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Ooh, Phoebe’s here! Okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!
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Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets!
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Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
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Sure!
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He got it a flea market!
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You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
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And Joey?
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How do you think she's doing?
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Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
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Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....
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Thank you!
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Now that Rachel's gone?
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So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.
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Oh, god help us.
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What?
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Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
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Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
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I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
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So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
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Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
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Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
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What do you mean?
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Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working
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Hey there little fella!
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Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh?
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Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room!
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Yay!
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Yay!
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Yay!
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Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things.
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For fun?
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