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I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the
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Nothing?
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Look, you and I have been given a gift.
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We have to do something with it.
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Like-like, hand modeling!
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Or-or magic!
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I have to get back to
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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We could have our own show!
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Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it!
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Huh?
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And-and-and I wrote a song for us!
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(Singing, to the tune of
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That's okay.
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But you haven't even heard the chorus!
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Well, she’ll understand right? It’s not like I did it on purpose.
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Dad, that won’t matter to her.
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Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff!
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See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
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Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
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Well, can you blame her?
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Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
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Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it.
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Really?
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Well, not right now.
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Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some!
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Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes.
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Okay?
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We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in there.
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Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
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You could?
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Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
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Your own boat?
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What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
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He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!
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Count in our heads as-as good
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I guess I'm done.
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Fun’s over
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Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!
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I think I'm gonna take-off.
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Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohhh!
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Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it
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Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
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Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
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Do you want a date Saturday?
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Yes please.
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Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
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He's a he?
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Well yeah!
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...Oh God.
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I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley.
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I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...
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Okay, goodbye...
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Well, it's official there are no good movies.
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Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.
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Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Hey, man. What's up?
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Maybe you can tell me.
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My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.
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The first good thing she gets me in weeks.
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How could you not give me the message?
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Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
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Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Okay, it was me!
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See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
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Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
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Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
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There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.
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Whoa!
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Whoa what?
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Ross has a boyfriend.
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I do-I do
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Really?
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Yeah!
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I don’t know.
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I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid.
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What-what-what-what is it?!
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Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?
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Not right now.
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It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.
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Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid!
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I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard!
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Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me.
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I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.
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Oh yes! Thank you very much! Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.
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A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! Yes!
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Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
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That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
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Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
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Pick a number! That is your
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8. 8!
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Thank you!
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If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
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Yeah, I understand.
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Take as much time as you want.
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Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it.
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I’ll be here.
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Not smoking.
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