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“After the Tiangang Boy Technique reached Major Achievement, his Protective Aura made him invulnerable to blades and spears, and he rarely met his match!” |
“And the reason he practiced such a technique was also out of necessity.” |
“Because, he was a eunuch!” |
As soon as these words were spoken. |
Cao Zhen’s eyes widened instantly, and his phone even slipped to the ground. |
But Cao Zhen didn’t care at all. |
He never expected that this Cao expert was actually a eunuch! |
How could a eunuch have descendants? |
So Zhuo Yifan hadn’t lied to him; this Cao expert was too special and truly would not and could not have any relation to him! |
Cao Zhen was left dazed in the air-conditioned breeze. |
In the livestream room, the viewers all burst into loud laughter upon hearing Zhuo Yifan’s explanation. |
“I’m dying of laughter! I calculated a thousand ways, but I really didn’t expect this result.” |
“Absurd! I can only say it’s absurd! No wonder this person has no relation to any Cao descendants.” |
“Eunuchs have no offspring, so where would descendants come from!” |
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#15Chapter 15: The Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms – Does the Streamer Really Know Kung Fu? |
Chapter 15: Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Does the Streamer Really Know Martial Arts? |
Eunuch! |
No descendants! |
This is so damn speechless! |
Cao Zhen felt as if a few crows were flying over his forehead. |
Speechless as he was. |
As the manager of the live streaming platform, Cao Zhen still arranged a recommendation slot for Zhuo Yifan. |
Wang Bingbing was stunned when she received the message that the stream had been featured. |
She had previously studied Zhuo Yifan’s data; although he had a million followers, his stream data was always dismal due to the niche subject matter. |
She didn’t expect him to get a recommendation slot today! |
Having picked up on Wang Bingbing’s hint, Zhuo Yifan realized that there was likely a platform big shot among the viewers in the room. |
The sudden recommendation slot was exactly the opportunity he needed to further accumulate popularity. It was time to deliver the real goods! |
At this thought, Zhuo Yifan continued: |
“Enough idle chatter.” |
“Next, let’s talk about one of The Five Greats, the Northern Beggar!” |
“The Northern Beggar, Hong Qigong, was born during the Northern Song Dynasty.” |
“Speaking of Hong Qigong, we must mention his experiences as a youth.” |
“It is said that when he was young, due to the fall of the Northern Song, he and his family were captured by the invading Jurchens and became slaves.” |
“Later, he managed to escape, but with no means of making a living, he had no choice but to join the Beggar Sect and become a beggar. After the Sect Leader at the time passed away from illness, Hong Qigong inherited his mantle and became the eighteenth Sect Leader of the Beggar Sect! He led the Beggar Sect to become th... |
“During the Southern Song Dynasty, Hong Qigong even led the members of the Beggar Sect to fight against the Jin soldiers!” |
“However, such a figure was absolutely obsessed with gourmet food!” |
“It could be said that his obsession with food had reached a state of madness!” |
“Back then, just to have a taste of the ’Mandarin Duck and Five Treasures Stew’ made by the Imperial Kitchen, he actually lurked in the palace for two whole months! This shows his persistence regarding food!” |
“It was also because of this hobby that he later felt immense regret!” |
“Once, while carrying out a mission assigned by his Master, he accidentally messed up a major affair because the gluttonous worms in his belly were acting up.” |
“In a fit of rage, Hong Qigong severed his own index finger to serve as a warning to himself!” |
“From then on, the people of the Jianghu called him the Nine-Fingered Divine Beggar!” |
“However, although Hong Qigong was obsessed with food, he never neglected his martial arts!” |
“During the Mount Hua Sword Tournament, he relied on his superb martial skills to win the title of Northern Beggar of The Five Greats, making a name for himself in the Jianghu!” |
As the people in the stream listened to Zhuo Yifan’s narration, the image of a food-loving, evil-hating, and patriotic Nine-Fingered Divine Beggar immediately surfaced in their minds! |
Such a legendary figure yet sharing common hobbies with most people instantly bridged the distance between him and the viewers. |
“So the Northern Beggar had this hobby. If I could meet him, I’d definitely cook him a huge table of delicacies!” |
“Even in a lowly position, one does not forget their concern for the country. Though a beggar, his heart was set on serving the nation! For such a figure, I wish I could have a hearty drink with him!” |
“That’s right! The Northern Beggar is truly worthy of being one of The Five Greats. Like Wang Chongyang, he can be considered a hero of the Jianghu!” |
“Born at the wrong time! I really want to experience the Northern Beggar’s charisma! If possible, it would be even better to see the Northern Beggar’s ultimate techniques!” |
“Yeah! The streamer said so much, but didn’t say what ultimate techniques the Northern Beggar has?” |
“For such a person, his ultimate techniques must be extraordinary! Tell us quickly, streamer! Or I’ll cry for you to see!” |
Zhuo Yifan looked at these bullet comments, smiled, and then said: |
“Since you are all so curious, I will tell you all about Northern Beggar Hong Qigong’s ultimate techniques!” |
“Speaking of this, his two most famous ultimate techniques must be mentioned!” |
“One is the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and the other is the Dog-Beating Staff Technique!” |
Just the names of these two martial arts caught the viewers’ attention. |
Dragon and Dog? |
One high and one low, one in the sky and one on the ground—the gap was actually this big? |
The viewers in the stream immediately became curious. |
“Subduing Dragons? What big talk! This name is so domineering. Can it really subduing a dragon?” |
“The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms clearly sounds simple from the name, but what is that Dog-Beating Staff Technique? I always feel something is off. Is that really the name of a Cultivation Technique?” |
Some couldn’t help but start joking. |
“Dog-Beating Staff Technique? I know that too! Every time I encounter a stray dog at the village entrance on my way home from school, I perform a set of Dog-Beating Staff Technique!” |
“Tell me about it, who didn’t play with a Dog-Beating Staff Technique when they were kids?” |
That being said, everyone knew that this staff technique was definitely not that staff technique. |
As the ultimate technique of the Northern Beggar, one of The Five Greats, how could it be ordinary? |
The Five Greats were all people with deep Internal Energy. The martial arts they used, driven by Internal Energy, would definitely not be simple. |
Everyone obviously knew this; they were just curious about the name “Dog-Beating Staff Technique” and were intentionally teasing. |
Zhuo Yifan looked at the comments from this batch of viewers and smiled without saying a word. |
At this time, another viewer asked: |
“I know that under the drive of Internal Energy, these martial arts are all extraordinary, but as for what the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is actually like, I really can’t imagine it.” |
“Streamer, may I ask which eighteen palms make up the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? It can’t be just slapping someone’s forehead eighteen times, right?” |
“Storytelling isn’t nonsense, and adaptation isn’t random fabrication. Is the guy above talking about a kids’ fight?” |
“I already have rich experience in getting my face slapped. I just want to hear Teacher Zhuo’s explanation!” |
Everyone was incredibly curious about this. |
However, some viewers also spoke up for Zhuo Yifan in the stream. |
“Actually asking the streamer to name which eighteen palms? Aren’t you guys making things difficult for him?” |
“How many years has it been since the era of Hong Qigong? The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms might have been lost long ago. How could the streamer possibly know?” |
“If the streamer knows, I’ll swallow my phone screen on the spot!” |
“Here comes another one trying to scam a meal! I’m different. If the streamer knows, I’ll wash my hair while doing a handstand right now!” |
These viewers seemed to be speaking for Zhuo Yifan, but in reality, they didn’t believe at all that he could state the specific Moves of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms! |
Zhuo Yifan looked at these bullet comments, a curve hooking at the corner of his mouth. Facing the phone camera, he said indifferently: |
“What a coincidence, I happen to have some understanding of these Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.” |
As soon as these words were spoken, the viewers in the stream were instantly stunned. |
“What’s the situation? The streamer actually knows? Has the streamer practiced them??” |
“I’ve remembered the IDs of the guys who were going to swallow their phones and wash their hair in a handstand. After the streamer says it, I want to see your performance!” |
“Holy crap! Holy crap! Streamer, say it quickly, I can’t wait.” |
Zhuo Yifan didn’t make them wait too long and said with a smile: |
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