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[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You die, and wake up in a chair with a screen in front of you. It reads “Congratulations on being the 100 billionth person to die! As a reward, y...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A deaf person begins leaving gifts for their love interest but runs away whenever the interest tries to talk to them. The interest tracks them do...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are a Demon Lord. You've finally managed to capture the Hero, the Head of The Church, and The King. You have them all sitting in front of you...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] When you decided to get that new tattoo you never realized it was the same tattoo that only elite killers in the Mafia get.\n\nContext: [deleted]...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP]You knew it was a bad idea to let a friend drive your car at night after you both drank shots. But after hitting a divider, flipping 5 times and e...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] “Hey Mr. Death, could you please.....dance with me, I just never had the chance when I was alive”" }, { "role": "assistant", "content...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] All your life you have been unlucky in love. At first, you thought it was just you or that perhaps you just hadn't found the right person yet. Bu...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] “Fake it ‘til you make it” has been my motto for the majority of my life, and has never failed me. I was very surprised when faking being a real ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You’re just a normal guy. And you hate heroes." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "Power to the People, not \n ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Write a story based on the Mary Sue trope.\n\nContext: [removed]" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "**Welcome to the Prompt!** Al...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] \"Wow, what a great batch we've got this time!\" exclaimed the angel looking down at all the horrified cultists. \"What, did you really expect th...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Humans were never meant to be able to draw perfect circles. For millennia people of all ages attempted the feat, from young children to elder sci...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Humans, prideful as ever, declared war on the rest of the galaxy. They almost won. Almost. Now, there's nothing left of humanity except for the r...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] “Old man, have you lost your marbles?!” Thinking about the Eldritch horrors and miniature galaxies contained within, a shiver goes down the old m...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] \"Ghost tax,\" the man says matter-of-factly, pulling a coin from his pocket. \"What?\" you ask. \"Ghost tax,\" he repeats, dropping the coin, wh...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Youve discovered how to distill and bottle emotions. When drunk the drinker will feel the emotion contained within." }, { "role": "assist...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A whistle blower releases all the Pentagon UAP (formally known as UFOs) top secret documents to find they are of earth and from our deepest ocean...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The cute elf in your adventuring party just always have something to say. \"The last hero did this better, did that better, took care of everyone...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] When aliens invaded earth it just so happened to be during the middle of a machine uprising, Realizing the threat humans and machines put aside t...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Every emotion is normal and healthy to feel to an extent, should the emotion take an obsessive overhand within a person, it manifests into a phys...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] International law states that an extinct sapient species must be revived and reintroduced to their homeworld. Unfortunately, the homeworld of spe...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Artists are actually seers of other dimensions. As their art becomes better and better, they gain a higher level of connection. You draw horror t...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You have the first superpower. Immortality. With it comes the ability to bestow powers on others, but you only have a limited amount. You don't k...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Aliens have invaded Earth during the age of the Roman Empire. They try to conquer the Romans first, but the Romans decide not to give up without ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You run a motel on the edge of the city. Every month, at least one customer arrives, pays in cash, and vanishes. The cash stays. Everyone else’s ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] One year ago you murdered your brother with a black umbrella and got away with it. Now, the same umbrella shows up in your closet. You go outside...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You found yourself in a void with absolutely nothing in it. Out of curiosity, you said \"let there be light,\" and there was light." }, { ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Your brother is hanging out with you at your house. Everything seems normal until you get a knock on the door. You open it to see two officers wh...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You volunteered to participate in a test run for a new method of psychotherapy: completely immersive, life-like simulation designed to confront y...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] It turns out that by galactic standards humans sleep and stay awake for days at a time which leads to some very interesting scheduling issues." ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The demon appeared in a puff of sulfurous smoke. \"Why have you summoned me?\" it snorted. \"Because it's the only we can get you to visit your p...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are a little fish looking for the perfect shell to decorate your grandma’s birthday cake with. You know where there’s a bunch of them, but th...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Humans were kicked out of the existing Galactic Federation for such controversial statements as \"You shouldn't do that, there's life on that pla...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A programmer got their hands on a spellbook. They understood it like an API. Weeks later, they create very complicated yet overpowered spells lik...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP]it was a couple months after your mom got locked up for abusing you, and your dad got full custody. One night you wake up from a nightmare 'bout h...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] They promised her protection- but they slaughtered her first child.\n\nContext: [removed]" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "The ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The superheroes successfully defend Earth and defeat the aliens. While everyone is celebrating the victory you decide to make the decision and en...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A creature steps from the alley before you, and offers two choices; be eaten alive, or choose another person to take your place once a month. Thr...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are given a potion that can break any curse no matter how strong. On the brink of death the grim reaper appears in your room , and out of fea...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] On June 1st, every person is asked what super power they want. They gain the power later in the day. People start flying, changing weather, regai...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You're king, and you suspect your younger brother of plotting treason with the queen. Word gets out after you have him executed secretly, and she...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You've met the girl of your dreams. Unfortunately, she's literally the girl of your dreams - the only way you can meet her is by lucid dreaming e...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Your wishes have the power to kill, but only after 10 years as you just found out. Now you are trying to find a way to reverse thiis effect, beca...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] An extremely wealthy man slowly dying of cancer writes a will stating that should he be murdered, whoever is responsible for ending his misery wi...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You want revenge for your dead younger sibling. You know a famous hero caused her death, but you don’t know who or how." }, { "role": "as...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Big league superheroes are fighting for greater causes. That's why the government keeps a list of superpowered civilians with very specific power...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The Witness Protection Program has assured you their body swap service will ensure that you will never be hurt by the drug lord you’ve just ratte...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Everything suddenly goes dark, and a message appears in the air in front of you: \"Your free trial of life is about to expire. To continue your e...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You have finally been promoted in the Illuminati and you now have access to the control panel of everything. Before you can even think about what...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You're DMing for DnD night for a group of your friends in college. Suddenly, your dice glows a brilliant blue, and you're all teleported to the w...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are the greatest assassin and tasked with killing a man and making it look like an accident. What should be a simple assignment is driving yo...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The superhero after a series of death defying battles finally decided to take a break and meet up with her online friend for the first real life....
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A bead of sweat ran down his face, he'd been working towards this moment for the better part of his 46 years of life. First contact had been achi...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] After a virus outbreak, you're the last living person on the planet. One day, after managing to live for 10 years on your own, you hear the doorb...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The angel and demon watching over you both personally visit you in your home at the same time. Instead of fighting, they band together and they b...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You’re the new propaganda minister for the evil empire and you decide the best way to improve their image is through a new website similar to Buz...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] As a kid, an alien spacecraft crashed in your backyard. Years later, you helping them recover from the crash has earned you a job as one of human...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You've been sent to Earth as a guardian angel for a little boy. But upon arriving, you realize that no one else has a guardian." }, { "ro...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] the galaxy is already populated by humans. earth is an isolated uncontacted tribe who's first ancestors got stranded on earth and had to start ov...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Water World. The deeper you dive, the bigger the creatures become." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "(Keep in mind, I've been re...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You live your life according to the will of the Magic 8-Ball" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "**Welcome to the Prompt!** All to...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Your fortune cookie was oddly specific “go to the lake in the woods behind your house and fish with no bait”" }, { "role": "assistant", ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A vampire on an island trips and falls, embedding their fangs in the ground. Now the Island is a vampire." }, { "role": "assistant", ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You're the first person to be sent to Mars. When you land you decide to take out your phone and take some photos so you can send them to your fri...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The random soulmate au that no one asked for...\n\nContext: [removed]" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "**Welcome to the Prompt!...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You didn't listen to the reminders. You ignored the important notifications. You didn't finish the lessons you were meant to. The Duolingo Owl ha...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You find yourself back in time to the middle ages. As a means to survive, you tell stories from modern/classic horror authors (Stephen King, Love...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You think you hear faint whispers in your room in the middle of the night, so you sneakily use your phone's flashlight to see your cats startled ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] R/WritingPrompts is suddenly overwhelmed by requests for stories that glorify humanity, showing how superior the human race is to hypothetical un...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] For short periods of time, you have the ability to consciously access, speak to, and become any person or entity which your mind has ever created...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Conspiracy theory YouTube channels were your guilty pleasure, though naturally you thought yourself above ever believing that kind of thing. But ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The demon lord was sealed away for a thousand years. A thousand years later, everyone was getting ready for a long bloody war, but when the demon...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You find yourself in a room of \"you\"s at every age from 1 to now. On the wall it says \"Who's in Charge? To end the game, all must agree, by ei...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Being immortal isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, because your perception of time hastens with every memory you have. Moments become fleeting, and ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] King crabs , sick of the pollution, rise out of the water to the nearest inhabited landmass. They unfortunately landed in japan, a land known for...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The babysitter you hired mentioned on their page they fought in the Mage Wars, and while you have no ill will towards them, you're not sure if a ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Time freezes when you're awake, and flows only when you are asleep.\n\nContext: Origional idea from a post by [u/Raghav\\_Verma](https://www.red...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] As a ghost, you find the term ‘haunting’ offensive. You don’t haunt. You keep the living at bay so that those who rest in your cemetery will do s...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A therapist discovers that the elderly person in their care is actually their future self." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "I a...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You accidentally entered the afterlife realm opening a door that says “Do not enter”." }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "**Welcom...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The Multiverse is real! Really though, it's just a school project and the stand that proudly displayed them has a little feature where you can co...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] A disgraced doctor become the private physician of a dying cult leader living in an isolate compound. A cult leader who is not suppose to get sic...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are a time traveler.......whom specializes in going to various leaders of history and offers them your \"guidance\"................\n\nContex...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are a farmer that created a simple shrine to see if any god came by. One did, he doesn't do much except talk and give some advice. Until war ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The year is 2061. Technology is a must-have everywhere in the world. The amount of computers on your person have become indicative of social stat...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The Uncanny Valley is not a byproduct of human psychological processes. It is an evolutionary trait. There was a time when our ancestors met crea...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Karma is real and affects your life massively. You work for a large investment firm leading their karma division." }, { "role": "assistan...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] The Apocalypse has happened, and every culture suddenly realizes that their deities/gods have never existed. That they believed in old stories. Y...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You have the ability to time travel, and you always travel back to say goodbye to your mother, the day before she dies. Every time you travel bac...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You're a secret agent investigating fraud within a school district. With no teaching experience, you're placed undercover as a fifth grade teache...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Several unions have promised to support each other in strikes. Including the Demon Union. So since your fast food job is on strike, Hell has grou...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You are a demon in charge of assigning punishments to the damned. This generation is so full of ennui, nihilism, and depression that it’s making ...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Your grandmother would X out people in her highschool yearbook who died. Turns out it wasn't just a morbid habit, it was a hit list. Now she need...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] People randomly swap their bodies every 10 years, would society crumble ?\n\nContext: [removed]" }, { "role": "assistant", "content":...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You have been assigned to plan a birthday party for the world's greatest detective" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "**Welcome t...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] After a military funded science experiment goes wrong the entire landmass and population of the continental United States is sent back in time to...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] This is a world of always moving and shifting constellations. Astronomers recently deciphered their ever changing patterns: a countdown. But a co...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] You ran through the woods not even looking back to check if it was getting closer, but it was not enough. The skinny, gray skinned humanoid tackl...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Born with unparalleled talent for necromancy you were shunned by society, but you are determined to use your gift for the good of the world." }...
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a creative writer. Write a story based on the following prompt." }, { "role": "user", "content": "Prompt: [WP] Pizza. That's it. Just pizza. You're sitting down to a hot, fresh pizza. And you're going to enjoy it, regardless of everybody around you trying ...