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@agoodappetite and I am the luckiest!
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was trying to go to a wedding today, but i wasn't invited...): my old peeps forgot about me
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@NicolaMandy id like to hear that
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Just got back from a retirement party. Sadly, it was not mine.
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I dnt knw, i feel lke i shuld try.
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Just listed new retro flowers painting on Etsy.. http://bit.ly/ovQWo Sorry no doxie on this one!
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@livethelushlife It�s the place not the time
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BYE EVERYONE.
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@work,eating chips & talking with friends
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I finished my bloody essay! Life is good Oh and tomorrow is Friday, even better!
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It's been exactly a year !
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At Coraline. Woo Hoo! My first Off-Broadway Opening and my first opening Off-Broadway all in the same night! Über excited!!!
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@courtpassant I actually bought a Slingbox last week but don't think I'm going to keep it. Need too many other connectors, not worth it.
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@shiraabel Iraqi on my mother's side. But my soul is definitely Iraqi
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Singing the Messiah at 11, then relaxing, making stir fry tonight for dinner, and Celebrity Apprentice finale!
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@JackPierce they knocked down my old school years ago housing development FTL!
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I really want to be in the race! It's so cool and much more giving than skydiving! But I know I'll never be capable of it
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Oh my b-day would be so AWKWARD!!
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Can't believe that he added me. ~AfterTonight<3
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Stryper band member marries Hookers For Jesus founder...sweet http://is.gd/PWV8
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@benjocastillo Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
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@CarylsRealm good inspirational morning to you
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Age has turned me into a featherweight drunk
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@TheRealKitCat Ohh yess!! Go Mikerzz haha he didn't attack me he attacked you HA! he is effin cute! XD
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Don't have celiac's just a terible stomach virus
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Wake up early pills are a gift from heaven.
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@happysunshien no u do not.
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HOME! Going to bed. I'm TIRED. I've got to go back to work again in 10 hours. I need sleep. Goodnight, tweeters.
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http://www.glamourkills.com/ The new Summer Line is gorgeous.
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Thanks to everybody for the wonderful birthday wishes. great afternoon designing w/ @moSmiley! (yes, that's a great b'day), now to dinner
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Guess you don't need a car after all xoxoxo. @marksadam
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Perfect cuddle weather and nobody to cuddle with
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went to sleep with a migraine. Woke up with a migraine. It's gonna be a good day tater.
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@MissJodieBowler no tweeting recently mrs that makes me reaaaaally sad xxx
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@grentone none the less, thank you.
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has been on 5 for a hour and can still see his on ramp in the mirror
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@ayakobing Ok...but only if you make me skinny
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Got back form the movies a moment ago.I totally fucked the car up,but it should be fixed in the morning.Fuckin' rain
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@raunchy_ross you aint no superman
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@MARYforSHiZZLE
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damnit i forgot to watch harpers!
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Had fun shopping today. It's great to be able to go into any store & buy stuff. I love losing weight
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@heavenlykevinly You go to sleeeeeeepz
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In art class, helping mckenna scoop massive amounts of paint And now we can leave!
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my stomach is gonna burst...bloated + and full but! was right about the bruno&eminem thing..i knew eminem was just kidding(:
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i didn't get to boogie tonight well, except for that one mexican song!
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If only this bus would arrive
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@Thetouristhc seems you guys have a great show at haus der jugend! congrats!
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Back 4m holiday, blackberry still doesn't work. NOT HAPPY!!!!!
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Another Saturday, another free pizza at work. Some days aren't that bad
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check forum out now what you think of theme ? http://ja6636.com/forum/ I need a banner for it tho
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@combustiblesong well im goingnitey nite Goodmorning!!!
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(8) Ohh what a beautiful morning (8) - imm hooomee
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Downloading NIN's new album "the slip" - when the hell did this come out? I'm so behind the times these days
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@albanlipp Oh !!! such a great news !!!
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AHAH! I wanna be a soprano!!! Lemme start my "needa get whacked list!" Fuhgeddaboudit!! Ahah!! I need to go back hm to ny!! I miss my fam
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@joanncys thanks! haven't get used to the mobile world though
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Woke up at 1:00am and haven't been able to go back to sleep.
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@tommcfly you look happy enjoy your show!
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@JanSimpson What, if women marry younger women you mean?
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@alesa13 got home for a stand up comedy thing, had a blast, but its too freaking cold out i want summerrrr!!
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I DONT WANNA COOK because I can't think of anything enjoyable!
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Watching Jon&KatePlus8. I miss Ray <3
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has gone out to do his duties as a responsible son. Lul. Bwahahahahaha!
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needs more sleep, but is at summer school from 8-3.
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going to test drive the car, wife says it doesn't pull?. Don't know what she means - I've never pulled in that car
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I've been taking buses way too much. License please
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@xpresscoffee I'm with you on this one
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@Aussie_MateLC awe physics yeh we do that in our skool lol i didnt know what a revie thing was awee really thats rubbish
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I'm always so tierd im going to bed. recording the mtv awards.
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@juliebenz Just dropping in to say I watched Saw V last week and thought you were solid. Good job!
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@porchester flip it is expensive
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@xen_yasai yeah you are limited for choice with Internet providers down here
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Internship's over Now what? Here's the post internship checklist - http://bit.ly/eo9tc ^AG
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off to double english...but first, coffee. My teeth itch.
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back from Elkin; didn't install windows, just brought them there. We did demo some walls though.
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@realmadridtalk Yes you can. I'm going to make some more in the weekend and I'll send them all to you
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Fed up today. The sun should make you happy. I cannot go out in it as I have far too much work to do. Not good. It's only Tuesday. WAAAA!
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Today is going much slower than yesterday
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http://twitpic.com/3lcn5 - Dillon's prom went so well! I was so proud. He and Bobbie are the cutest lil couple!
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Going 2 makeover again... pfft.... my page is boooring....
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Why is the weather always so nice when exams are coming up...
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last day in MF'er just having downtime with the fams...
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Oh, my god. I am so shocked and saddened by this news. RIP David Carradine.
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i'll take a hit here, sad part? I probably won't get it
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Going to sit at home and do absolutely nothing today. sounds like a good plan
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@SweeTKiTTie how you doing?
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@VIbeauty we will work on that mama sweetdreams!
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And here it is http://twitpic.com/5fcfc
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my head hurts and i can't stop sneezing. oh well life goes on!!!
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my feet are hurting again aswell boo.
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@Freshmen08, heey it's true lol neva lyin'
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@CashDolla aw you won't be at the MA show
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@dimruthien im sorry for you darling.. it sucks to lose a pet
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I know oh well I have plenty of other fans. Lol
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@BarryBarryBarry going to Vegas for the 1st time and learned Barry is not playing June 6-9..awe that is so disappointing.. awe
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I am so tired and I have two Macbeth as to do and a whole chemistry paper to do today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to coffee times. (via @mattgemmell) Yeah coffee sounds well
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Tomorrow I simply must do my anatomy & physiology stuff & attempt math borinnggg
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why is it that i cant get none of the celebs i like to talk to me
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