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While I sometimes like futuristic visions from authors, if there's not enough practical examples, the material comes off as fluffy
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Eating Girl Guide Cookies
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@sexpensive I overslept so I couldn't go. I'm watching it on the tellie. They're going to be interviewed by Kathie Lee and Hoda now, lol
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@MustBeThursday you should totally be here!
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@Katie841: Hahaa. thanks again, you tooo x
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Good Morning Sharon! Thank you. @smball804
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@LuxePhotography sure ... blame it on the fish
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i hate having streap throat but excited about my B~day on the 30 th omg i cant participate @ track to day o man
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@urbanwolf pay day is awesome!!!
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@SamanthaMc_x no one wants to come with me to see take that and the saturdays ... take that h8s
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Stupid Twitter keeps telling me that it's 'over capacity'
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@brianzwolinski erotic? not mine. I got squeeky clean, but no funny business wifey still sleeping...
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courtney and i are lost in wallmart. it smells like bicycles here
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@gabboucla do I need to buy u a battery opperated blkbry charger?
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@thealso Hi! How is the artic adventure going? I'm glad that you guys got to Nordkapp safe and sound
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My next project will be a rainbow hobo bag. Whoot! Pics to come
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I don't have any good hooker clothes for the party tonight.
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http://twitpic.com/68oul - At In n Out with Sydney. I haven't eaten dinner yet
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Titanic=<3 One of the best Movies ever
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Went overboard at BookSale again. Good titles at great bargains
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@krist0ph3r Anything for @sgElectra. So sorry man I am not a patsy generally...
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its such a bad week fr manu fans (LIKE ME!) o.O...i miss u ronaldo...now..ill b spportin barca
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I am off to the gym again. I hope I am not sore from the weights again this week.
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Washing in, shower, cup o tea, now bex chill out time
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i can smell food...but i cant taste any.....it smells so good too should be ready soon. if not, i'll cry :'( i'm failing at typing now
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is looking for a Juice Bar (Gummi Bears) seller/reseller. Anyone..?
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is feeling sick But I am at the NIN show tonight so I cant be TOO sad :-P
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This part takes forever. we're in the b's
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My father is hospitalized.
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@ILOVETHEHAWK Its also knows as glandular fever (http://tinyurl.com/cfq82u) I got ill about 2 weeks ago, still feeling miserable
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@SalioElSol08 lol i dont want that... make me sum tacos(you got me wanting them)
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@MSGTina Oh no! Did you get it fixed, or must you get a new Berry? I second your notion for Orlando to make it a series!
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I had to get my iPod replaced, and now my karma level is zero... v.v (via #zenjar )
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@Jen_Lee Ohhh, you already made the joke
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@denisev3 it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6
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i seriously want the bold or 8900 idk when ima get it..
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Hayfever has kicked in properly for the first time this year. I'm avoiding the beautiful sunshine, as my eyes are very sore
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@djELITE an hour what?
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@maxreemer, bored? http://bit.ly/1jkjW AHAHA, GOOD TIMES X
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@gabysslave Ah thanks. Benelyn not working.
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sleep hates my life..im convinced
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@smtraynor so you have found me then
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@sonnyjoeflangan hahaha agreed sonny
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@nickbernstein oh no...hope you snap out of it. I hate not being able to sleep
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@iloveatlasgirl Hey Lovely! How have you been? Where have you been? Much Love!
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Stuck inside until all my pants are out of the drier.
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On computer and on the phone at midnight
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I also just changed Alice's dad's car's oil. To hell with shops who screw on filters as tightly as they possibly can. My arm is dead.
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i hope this works. it gave me lots of joy. http://bit.ly/1BVqQ
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power twitter add-on for firefox not working....i feel crippled. can't retweet, shorten urls or post pics
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@Wossy Good night
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@panacea81 is it me or are your new tutorials showing as private videos?? I can't view them for some reason
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@CathEvangelist pleasure is mine
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aweeesome long weekend. just got out of the shower. i'm terribly cold now homesick. kthanksbye.
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Damn I'm sorry I said ebay now I got all these weak sauce ass bots following me.
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@nathanta HAHAHAHA OMGAH wthell they stand and check now? GHETTO.
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...and yes, the darling hatbox wheel is coming along.
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@kadambariyer 2 more left.. PS results might be out by 15th!! Theyre delaying it
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@jinmo Yeah for Erik's birthday! He may have to wait for our present Sorry! I think we are behind as usual!
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@BELIZEJNY loungin' its so damn hot. whats good for the weekend?
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@samebutdiffrnt nooooo i dont want to go to school i had a month holidays and am happy to stay in holiday mode forever!
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going to ashley's for challenge me movie thingy
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Tomorrow could kill me, and i am not kidding
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at my lunch hour.....canned soup for me
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Will be eating with bro dinner! Chicken Noodles! Then I'ma gonn' do my assignments that apparently ALL due on the same FRIGGIN' DAY!
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There's something wonderful about sticking your feet out of the window of the car doing 60. Dont worry, I'm not driving
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What's good with these lil kids? Fighting really? They picked the WRONG family & town Littles & W. Hartford is not a joke!
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Watching all these episodes of 48 hours: Hard Evidence has made me incredibly paranoid in my everyday life. I'm afraid to leave my house
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YAR! Yet another run!!
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@thinkmaya yes I just want more ppl to care and also do something about it, really. Silence, apathy, distancing all get to me.
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Its nearly half two in the morning. My mind is telling me I'm not tired. Its lying. I'm Shattered. But I can't fall asleep! Damn
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@RespectMileyC thanks and yep!
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@elitaste DanDan I can't open my B2TF download Can you send it to me pretty please? I need it in my life ASAP
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@jordanknight How's your back Jordan? Enjoy tonight, would have loved to be at Mansfield...flight's too expensive Take care XX (UK)
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kchan1028 hahaha KC, it's ok. The outcome was pretty much guaranteed the moment you told me your plans. Enjoy, Pho #1 buddy!
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Just woke up to straighten hair...I slept at 2. FML.
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@SelfHelpGoddess True story. Great exercise. Thnx for sharing it, Mary
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i feel so much better thanks to @glamorouself ILYSFM soulmate!
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my last easter egg (y) well but chocolate xD (thanks vicky) <3 http://tinyurl.com/qaw8q6
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@MayorYoung Hey Man, I had fun being on your show, Hopefully you can get the audio problem fixed in time for the next show.
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@andreado no i can´t find niko
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@rebeccabakic Thats the saddest picture ever
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i wish jess did her sexy scream when she sang for us haaaa. oh wellll
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Doing some homeworks! Hmmm, can you help me come up with a good comic book story? I'm thinking of inanimate objects as my characters
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@rondelonline yup yup Essy and I most def rep Greenz! SPICE ISLAND MASSIVE!
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im going to miss nick so much! 4 days!!
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wish the stupid paps would give Rob a break
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@taylormcfly i'll tweet with you tay! tweet tweet tweet tweet!
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@brittneyynicole Boooo!!!! U suck!!! JK Sleep well! Dont 4get how lucky u r. I have 2 stack multi pillows 4 extra comfort @ night ;)
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Work bound
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@THiSDoLL I miss John-John & Ling-Ling!
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@hahaBecky haaaha no i want to, too. but cant think of anything. haaaha lol, see you sooon x
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@emoney86 http://twitpic.com/5c3qk - is this your new tat? zomg....... why r u so crazy you're making me want another one
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I need to find stuff on fandom which can be used in a university essay.. it is hard
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Its my birthday .. Woo hoo.. Car broke down .. Boo hoo
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@Superbad24 .. No wait! I don't have a Flip.
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says ang tagal naman ng May 14 http://plurk.com/p/n1b4k
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@ddlovato I wish most of our dreams did come true
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@Kaoticpanic oh noes!!
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@buzzinh I would have, but I saw your Tweet one minute before launch, and it launched before I could go to another spot w/ better WiFi
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