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just died at basketball... about to go die some more at batting practice...
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@timclemente - Congratulations on the graduation! One down and a few more to go
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@jpn144 ameria has interest in the middle east but no interest in africa so these stories get ignored but.. my heart goes out to Iran
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Smoke+enclosed space=smelly. Outdoors+Wind= Smell good solution Too bad I don't have any of the variables for that solution
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Finally finished watchin Slumdog Millionaire without any interruptions at work. Good movie. It's breakfast time. Lovemylife
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Just been the docs & she give me some antibiotics for my throat. No alcohol for a week
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@sarah_cawood there only jelous
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having my first lie in in ages has given me a headache
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@jennc1004 lemme know when u figure it out b/c it happens 2 me too
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I give up @squarespace
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@khelzy09 Aright We'll try to play that for you
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Im facebooking, my ass off. Redecorating my restaurant to black
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@lennel geez.. was there a memo sent out? everyone seems to be in black!
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@whovian99 Hurts today for the first time in a couple of weeks. If it's not better I'll have to go back to the Drs on Monday.
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Just got back from fishing. I didnt catch anything. My dad caught a 1/2 pound catfish. Pretty sad. It was really windy & tough to fish.
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@cfsilence I've got them both on auto-reload for the next few minutes.
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Jason Mraz is awesome on GMTV. I wish I was going to Glastonbury
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I've Just finished learn We Are The Young. Love this song
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NEEDS SOME FOLLOWERS
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@araldo64 You will be in the main episode of Calendimaggio These are just little video clips I put up for now....
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@ericbrynaert yea im totally going to cry cause ill never have turkish school with you again
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@silentbutsmart Hotlanta....Whoop whoop! raise the roof! LOL!!! Be good
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@Trephline interesting technique to draw the lines...as long as it make smoney for you go for it
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@norcaligirl cute new pic
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@devanwaite hahaa, good! I missed yall
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@serenaamadea fine fine, somebody do it dong
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@nineeye has a Twitter client now. No chance to escape the combined power of @texjoachim and @agentk. I hope @blauerpunto appreciates it
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@tiffett what did yu think of dead and gone? i'm so on the fence
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.@BiasedGirl Morning! How's the post-convention hangover coming along?
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has dance exams today, and is dancing kids in theres. It's gna be a longggggggg dayyy
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Sittin In The House Not Feelin Good
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@LaurenConrad Yea we had some Audio issues And go figure, it was right at the end.
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Big day tomorrow... Starting my bedroom makeover yay! Being an interior designer is funnn
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Went to pub for second time ever with a few people. Still prefer tea at a friend's house
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@kettyfriendly it was in the pocket of my dress and it must've fallen out i think the bf is buying me a new one for my bday though!
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@JoelMadden Dude. The show sounds good
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U know how u bite ur cheek then u keep biting the same spot over and over again? yea, it sux
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@kimbosaur whateva corndogs... I want funnel cake..
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i'm taking in painkillers tomorrow! my head/ear genuinely hurts
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editing pictures from the week and cuddling with hub...final hours...sad kendallyn
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@maryleuzzi PLEASEEE! HELP ME!
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loved alton towers on the weekend
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as my cuz says i'm having a "brain attack" i fucking hate headaches, what in the flying monkey poop is the purpose of 'em?? guh.....
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recovering from an unfortunate and absurdly stubborn migrane
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@stedavies Congrats - good quote in the Telegraph! Hope you're not overworking yourself today again. See you soon.
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i love this song
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great day!
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blahhh have a huge headache still beatin my self for wat happened the other day
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wow..I'm rather far from home.. gas tanks almost empty..what if I don't make it home?! x_kristie
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@lesley007 . am ok feeding my face as you will see in my piccy... last day tomorrow back to heathrow.
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Waking up to a rainy morning. Really cool that it's raining. It never rains actually.
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birds are chirping....i still have not slept! but whats new
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keep forgetting about the papercut between my thumb and finger owieee
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Woke up not feeling to great today Hope I don't have anything. Just in case killing all pigs in sight.
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@cdavid We know the great potential of your Tweets!
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home from work, tired footlocker is a workout
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@Dx3m1 we do have fast food chains,the usual ones,McDonalds,BurgerKing etc.we also have our own style of fast food:sausages!
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@WritersKitchen Welcome Lorraine, my pleasure
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I am feeling terribly poetic and sad....oh Lord, how I miss them so much
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@JLSOfficial aston ill be your girlfriend.. hahaha!! so uh.. we gonna swap digitss?? LOOOOL! might as well have everyone elses..
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Little Miss Sunshine on #Film4
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In desperate need of a nap! I'm gonna have 2 stock up on monsters for my remaining 2 months of internship, say hello to my lil addiction!
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@MsCharisma_Mel have a productive day
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@cufa Was thinking of trying pix.ie, but then I'd have that very problem
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iGoogle isn't loading, I has a sad
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@EquiisSavant Goodness, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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#wecareaboutdanny yes, we do
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It's monday here in NJ
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@daveverwer no, no, no... THIS http://bit.ly/JhviF is a computer
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@adriyah If it's that price (without having to renew / sign a new contract) I'll def snatch a NEW iPhone
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just ate brunch; gosh i feel so fatt -- going to my friends party later
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just home and was about to head to bed. Sorry girls I'm so behind on my blog...my dad went into the hospital today
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@ripplevoxcrew eh i can't DM you coz u're not following me
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Tickets to Faith No More are on their way baby ! And under the same breath "OH SHIT I AM SO BROKE"
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@cosmicpolitan - no, first time
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@gleepface I'm getting the impression the 13th is a popular one, that's the one I'm going for fingers crossed
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At publix urgh.......
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walking is turning out to be an incredibly difficult task today
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@Nosliwhtes LUCKY! he must like you :p
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just listed my new necklace, it is a climbing plant for your neck! http://bit.ly/Y0XNZ (Via @jezzabell13) <- gorgeous! so fresh looking
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It was here when I joined a couple of months ago; got used to it. Trendy thing not as fun; also we fear change ~~
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Sad that a friend is leaving Manila.... Hope he will have a safe trip back home.. Will miss our random meetings
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School is gross. I'm tired. And I don't feel good. I wish I was sleeping right now. I don't feel like going! Ugh. Stupid school.
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philosophy is so confusing why must people think about this stuff. srs.
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@Writer993 I let @Bravelad answers that one since he originated it! My brains are mush at the moment!
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RIP passengers/crew of AirFrance 447 http://bit.ly/NhsrD
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Awake with upset stomach
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why is my twitter so dead now?
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Reds just gave the Cubs another chance ...
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@devanp16 i know right. vinnie's so generous. i love my brother
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@Cgose WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!! ok i wont go..... BUT IM GOING STRAIGHT TO HOOTERS
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WWE released Jon Cutler.
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@MrOhio419 thx
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ummm ... what does it mean if u have shooting pain in ur right shoulder??
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@MLucasClouser ......I went to Target! Hahaha! It's only 10% http://myloc.me/4pqp
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@mrjonadam ...dont you mean tues??
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@allan_at_rogue Oh, thankyou for the #ff lovin! Considering I've been a bit scatty lately!
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@Lauren1805 you know it! i've already made friends with some brits about to test out your ID in "england", i'll let you know how it goes
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is in charlotte
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The computers and the Ethernet at school are so slow!
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