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I just ate a Nectarine and my bottom lip is swollen now. Take those off the menu, I guess. http://twitpic.com/7rlbi
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it's the weekend, it's the weekend, hallelujah~ it's the weekend!!!
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says view my new plurk profile http://plurk.com/p/xd94v
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@Puddytatpurr I am not listening! Say Hi to everyone for me
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@Tuckle what, took the site down?
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History wasnt a bad fail.. it was still a fail, just not a bad one!
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bed time!! Damn the people who decided not to show the boxing
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show some love for our 200 ep? still time to call that hotline to leave a message before tonight's show! 212 501 6246
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There's a fucken cockroach in my closet, but it was too fast to catch
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@nonsequitir Do you think you'll make it in? You've been already, haven't you? I haven't at all.
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Oops. *popped...lol. But she's ok now.
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have all a's b's c's and 1 d not going to schoolio tomorrow john broke up witt chey hehe this day just keeps getting better happy 420
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Just woke up. Grandmas house today
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gonna take the new bike out
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finally got home from a day at the office -- and a migraine starts.
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@renesandy aww diaz told me u got the swine? I hope u fell better
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By the way....I meant UNfortunately...I can spell.
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@Rockergirl75 @DonnieWahlberg Have 2 agree with u RG. Yeah we missed out but did you have to remind us Donnie
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I ate 6 rice cakes today... i'm a fatty
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@captsupermarket sorry I missed ya last night at sun sun
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@VeronicaATL I asked and my mom flipped, so yeah. No hustler chats for me I'll keep lurking though lol
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laptop; i miss you dearly.
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Is Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus Together? </3
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@IdhaTheAugustus yang jadi jihoo nya pan member ss501, buk
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@mitchelmusso you're in London next week? ;D wow. i'll so come. LOL. i wish
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@ShropshirePixie opps try that again the keyboard is all back to front Mac to PC and back madness really Chef
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@HoggCirclestop No Problem i was at z1 the two times yous were here! you were awsome!
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OMG - anyone watch Greys??? How's that for a cliffhanger? Btw I stumbled across a cliffhanger today such a disappointment!
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@AbbieFletcher_ is it rainin? x
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@PENLDN yeh I worked it out kinda not much just chillin watching tv trying not to move much cos it's hurting my side lol, u?
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@marcus_kg_mag good morning
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http://twitpic.com/5cpdn - yeeees but tomorrow he will leave me =(
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not wanting to study for my interpersonalt communication test
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@mandyconforth - walking.....walking away is good.
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@mimidancer Yeah i have odd moments too... My parents are psychologists
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@healthiacynthia I hv herbs, peppers, tomatillos and eggplant in containers, leaving room in my garden for more veggies.
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Just got an ice cream cone. My smartest 3 dolar buy ever. Now it's gone http://yfrog.com/5ejrwij
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I love how we have a network of Christians on our fingertips. I love how everyone's so willing to pray when we need it. I love you all
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Why is Cocoa so obtuse? I want to sort an array of strings: about 15 characters in Ruby, Perl, about 15 lines in Cocoa.
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trying to watch #140conf online. RayV plugin sucks... CPU at 100%, video breaks every 5 secs. More buffer than video...
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THREE MORE DAYS.
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This is terrible... MSM at its worst... http://is.gd/15CIG , http://is.gd/15D2S
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@hcurrier that sucks
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Capuccino Vanilla in a South Park coffe cup http://twitpic.com/6v302
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@cherrychpstkluv i love constantine - Timmy
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@DebbieFletcher I want to be your dance partner At Oxford? Us fans prefer the more intimate gigs - not that we dnt love wembley etc tho!X
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H8ts having the hugest crush on a friends bf
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@DutchDNRO tht is very sad.
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i love the mad weather. Wish it rains real hard!
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Just realised there was no cameo from Shaun's Nan (my favorite person on the entire show) Slightly gutted about that.
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@ShannonMorgan hahaha! I'm laughing with you, not at you. My hair is looking poodleish today too. The weather is ruining my life lately.
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@DutchGuyDotMe And there goes another institution...
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But I do not mind. Goodnight
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@pablofamoso now that's a great quote.. lol if only he wrote a line about me half woman half gold digger lmaooooo ;D
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@gypsyraven .....! Your boys did put up a hell of a third period. You should still be proud. Now just cheer on the Hawks!!!
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lush afternoon lots of sun bathing in the park with my mateys...got quite a good tan
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on msn.. looking at photos.. srsly need to take some to edit,, im havent been on picnik in what? three days...
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@sugartastic NICOLE HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR CRAZY PILLS?! OMG DO THAT NOW C: Onoes will I have crazy pills too?
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@buckhollywood Agreed! Everyone always makes fun of me for it
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@gfalcone601 anoo but its soo hard to choose... think ill do skirt and boots.. Im going out after it too! U always look cool.. thanks x x
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i love Rev Run It's mad hot in my apt. I feel like bloggin and froggin. Communicate, communication! Joss stone + lauryn hill = AUDIOGASM
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I missed out on Sonic Youth tickets
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@cindygarman I think it works the other way around.. try that.
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Waking up� I didn�t sleep well
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Got back from such a fun trip with my cousin tals! I had the best time ever!
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yay going out tommorow after school woopwoo hehe.
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@davgalizan I don't want to leave bcn. Tomorrow Madrid. No beach
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Going for a walk around camp
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Morning all. The sun came out (finally)
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get back to studying
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@Anna_Montanna Yeah but it isn't activated.
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Work is all done and now a pleasant surprise - Japanese food with none other than @reggiecoachman of course!
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@michaelmagical ur the best! So they just told 2 guys they r prob going to nyc...my chance of going is getting less and less
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Some old Metallica is niiiice.
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love makin new CD's watching dvr'd new ep of TRUE BLOOD. n' then night night**
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Great Day for buying sneakers!
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@bugyboo And I dun get a hug? I feel so left out
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Has written the 100 words, rearranged, etc. Hasn't sketched. Is wondering if she can get away with that at work. Highly doubts it. Bugger
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Missing the Old Times :|
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@meygantot and, i had to write the song, or lyrics at least, whether or not i wanted to..
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@kursed To be honest, the best place to research about a host is webhostingtalk. I don't have a personal experience about knwonhost, sry.
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@radha_ if its Monday its normal ..
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Khamenei is indirectly blaming the deaths on reformist leaders saying they helped the situation! #IranElection
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21 and don't drink...for some odd reason people think I should..."what is this peer pressure?" ...not cool let me be me!!!<-----retweet
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Making pancakes - extra nom with proper Canadian maple syrup!
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My ears are really burning up
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We just hit 50 users. Thanks for all your support so far
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gotta go make an appointment today! things are gonna be okay, i know it
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aWwW. dozing off. time to sleep now. gonna pray first. hehe see ya tomorow! good nyt! ZzZz....
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@cysero http://twitpic.com/6mdwb - Savage warlord armor is waaaaay cooler
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oh my goodness, oww.
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my last week in the fantastic DMV with @brownridingboot @bgrattan @amysciortino @citizennekane and of course @rockthevote
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@devinewilliam haha. melbourne was fun, i'm so annoyed to be home, just makes me realise how shit adelaide really is
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@AndThenLisaSaid LOL. I would agree, but I'm not sure I'd want to open that box by the time it got here! - and Ollie' seems fine now thx
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thai sweet chilli sensations double chocchip muffin& a twix. jst wat i needed afta a days hard work LOL but an xtra reason now2go2the gym
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@vaxen_var there's an immediacy about twitter one finds all too seductive when there's work to be done tho - it's good for action, mate
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@scenariogirl You want a Speyside or Highland single malt - Cragganmore, Oban being two good options
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@joeldyke Thanks, Joel. I'm loving it. Addicted. But have to put it down to finish getting ready for a wedding. I'll have withdrawels!!!
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Saying goodbye to your child for two weeks really doesn't get any easier
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Aghh college friends!!! Welcome to twitter @Alliekkat3 and @lcbrockm
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