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@BostonBookGirl I have. The family dog has been buying my mother Coach purses for years.
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ohh s**t... drop by 1 47. domainmagnate.com
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@DiyanaAlcheva Gotta love Organic food, no need to worry about all that bad stuff in your food
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@csauto I am sorry to hear about that. my condolences
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@stephsmith oooh - now THAT'S a show we can talk about!
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Hell yea dwight=woat
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I get so emo when I stay up past 12 I don't think about it too much but it's still hard sometimes. I'm being as patient as I can...
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Sad babies make for angsty writing
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Soon, the holidays. Happiness !
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@akeiba You're welcome. You were a wonderful interview
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Just got a hand job @ the car wash because it was broken ! Make that a hand wash job on my car
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@elegantepiphany nice! But this means you're going to pass my undead priest rather quickly
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Good morning tweeters...man I don't feel like going to work tonight! I gotta play the lotto or something. LOL
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@babyjew KILL IT and kill me i don't wanna deal with cake today
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is not looking forward to going to McMaster today .. Hmph!
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::does epic dance of happy:: My time for the 10K last night was 00:56:03 beating my previous personal best by 3 minutes and 15 seconds
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Walked into a sofa that she knows has been there for years, and is now paying the price ouch
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Recommended @fengshuitips4u to @MrTweet 'Ahh can't live without his feng shui advice !' http://cli.gs/9rjmbL
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http://twitpic.com/6aal4 - It's the front of the Batmobile. The Keaton one
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Baseball got rained out
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Attempting to plan my brother's grad party. We have the date and time... now all we need is the food, games, photos and a clean house.
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Anyway, off to find some munchies before bed, then sleep, cos I have to get up again in about 5 hours.
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had dinner with the gang. One of us had to transfer to KL
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@laurenconrad congratulations on your freedom i'll miss watching you though!
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Ugh I didnt eat dinner yet why is my mother sooo slow at cooking!?!?!?!?!?! goooood my tummy rumbling
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k so i was supposed to go to the gym then i came home to roast, mac and cheese, and my favorite rolls. Why???????
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@BeccyScott sorry it's over I can't go on like this! Keeping your love of Marmite from me for all this time!
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@onebreath Plus, poor Season 3 was cut short due to the writer's strike. As were all the rest of my favorite shows, lol.
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Yay! Twitter is back up, & my back hurts... but at least I FINALLY finished painting my nails. Then again, they look like crap..but w/e
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Off to get the train to work, really looking forward to today. Studio practical, social media for musicians and a bass masterclass
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@LaurieleeWaul okaaay so any plans for today ?
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@christopherbw I must admit, I have a soft spot for Paula Deen. I appreciate the wanton way she throws a stick of butter in every dish.
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is trying to learn to maneuver her avatar around Second Life without drowning herself or running into walls.
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watching tv.. AGAIN.. so sad.. the basketball league is posponed!
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see u tomorrow! ire a ver sunny
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ASHLEY IS MY BFFL!!!!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!
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...so damn tired but thats the just one of the perks of being a performer and doing wat u love
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Officially in emmaus that just made my day
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@jordanknight thank u for putting on an awesome show..so worth being drenched for
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Almost leaving Farmington, CT But going to new haven soon!
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joe and soraia left on their 10 day tour... but i'll be drivin out to see him next week when he opens for BON JOVI!!!!
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Getting Ready For School Tomorrow :/
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@Rachel2206 rachel and tom are twitter buds, i like it
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@SupercutsAustin Thanks for following me, unfortunately for you I have no hair Can I still be your twitter?
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*even* i meant. trying to get a hang of typing on my BB.
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Sorry to let you down @pattycular! Have a family party Yeah I know, my life sucks...
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@GabrielRossi this is so brilliant, I'm going retweet again
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@lwr2008 iPhone landed in Japan last year and was an instant hit. My carrier recently upgraded my plan with a free iPhone.
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I am now a volunteer for Ear to the Ground. got my first event next week. so let's hope I do great! the day did improve. thank God!
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I am a superb speller when I'm drunk
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@Purplerose23 Thanks for the heads up on the "lunch meeting" today.
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@fridley & @ozdj #YCM [cont.] -> whilst @alanjlee cannot make it & @alegrya wants a coffee late as she cannot get up early enough
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how google made chrome ads. http://cli.110mb.com/u/
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@Sureway i need one. i still dont get outta school till monday lol
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has to go to work
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"Always Be My Baby" -David Cook... That hit home
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I don't have my car with me [Sideways]
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@jesssicababesss nopee were not theres threee
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@bexdeep Aaarh! Don't make me defend Apple Ok, so maybe someone else did it....
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i find it funny how me and my dad just look at each other and we'd know exactly what the other one is thinking. i love you to pieces dad!
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ur beta off with her... im beta off without u...everybody wins yet somhow ive lost
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I wish I had a roommate to move with
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@Darth_Wader Errrrr. Explain !?
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Feeling pukey and gutted I have not been able to get to the take that concert in Manchester today
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I wish more famous people would add me wow thats saaaaaaaad well maybe not fomous maybe just interesting people
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lets do this! i am so excited not long to go now!! team Sats here i come x
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@aplusk watch European soccer then, much better and lets say that u are with Sweden now when they play on Tuesday hehe
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@Lily_scandalous the perks of your job are running around in a bikini in Cannes? awesome job
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@pwts Come to Brazil!
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@7son75 @7son75 Well, we've all been meaning to talk to you....just kidding, no idea!
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Gettin' ready for another round with the doctor...
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Tummy ache.
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says She Wants to Dance With Me...
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Bout to head back to the church (myriver.tv) for night with @JohnBevere!!! 6pm 2nite...Gonna be great! Get ur butt here!
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Hmm, I kinda don't care about this Basketball season anymore. Without the Nuggets, I have no team to root for
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@JTN2478 LoL!! Are we sour??? see you and your "guns" tomorrow!!
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@MitchLobston i just cleaned mine to, to get my mind off assignment hahaa
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Coding up my own DeepZoom control, can't even adapt MultiScaleImage for this project ...
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I am peaceful this moment
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Dude its like boring!! And I can't go on Myspace cause my friggin mom is right next to me!! Miss alot of people!
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Goal for the day: finish the draft (5 k maybe?) and continue editing beginning+work on new proposal...busy, busy, busy
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@tinchystryder July 23rd thats manchesterr? Yehhh boyyy x
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@Carl360 i heard about that, unlucky mate
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I had a good link to one where a guy tried to grope a girl on the train but she turned around and gave him an earful..vid is gone now
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@ananyah omg u bad girl @Arealist aww now am really feeling terrible
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seems like everyone like the mouse quote..
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@mrstarz89 it does make me happy cus at least u love me! Haha
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Well, it's travelin' time again. I'm already nausious. This is NOT going to be a good day.
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Nate if you are reading this I'm sorry if I don't log on. It's because the internet connection is really bad where in my hotel room.
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just bought the new jonas brothers cd with jess and court! .... Now to mcdonalds! Mmmm chicket nuggets.
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@butterflyylost LOL...I know
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The end of an era is upon us, for my computer chair has broken
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Nearing the end of the unpacking For now...
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fiascowines@missannajane was he a jandal wearer by any chance like @rjgoodchild?
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; Torontooo, here we comee
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What 1 thing could you do today to "Be the change....."? The only thing stopping you from doing it, is YOU!
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@magique07 haha ye man keep twittering me coz its the only ting i can go on at work, hm u can sel storys to the pres so keep a look out
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I'm gonna stay up all night so i cann sleep all day on the river tomoro
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@fitnessbox Watch this space. Not sure how viable it is yet. Possibly though
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