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OMG we're getting ___ & ___ ! Ooh a new ___ too! We start it on the __th! Sweet! Can't wait to have that back... (heehee... gotcha...)
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@mtpflyers Very doubtful
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yeah! hard rain after finished washing my laundries, I think God wants to play with me
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i'm tired, daydreaming of a cushy couch, a glass of iced tea, something hot to eat, and hank III naked, tied to something, begging for it
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i wish that my mom was home.
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Headed to bed, last full day at the beach tomorrow...
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loves to see the pride in her dads eyes when he looks at her
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Got back home!
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is woundering is @chris_brawl is awake
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Up readin some more fmylife.com. I would post lol FML's ...BUT it b my luck a freak of nature glitch wont keep me anonomous.
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@livelikeian fine.... you mean you wont make energy to find me?
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Why so much anger at my house? I feel like dying.
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@pizzametsalami warm Bavaria The fridge couldnt keep up. Great evening but shitty beer. My head says 'round, round, baby round round' atm
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@idntqivafck thnk u i appreciate it, and b4 i go to sleep y did u cough? I feel like im being moched
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Jus woke up. Thank God 4 another day! And [HE) is on my mind *RIP Teddy Mack;;
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@mostblind @jespern I'm still around, but looking at the housing prices I should probably go somewhere else, or get a properly paid job
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talking about my scary ghost dream with lisa
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I was indirectly told something I def didn't wanna hear last night!
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@Courageous_one Nearing end of my last shift before leave starts Made the mistake of declaring it all quiet, multiple servers failed LOL
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I really wish I didn't melt my Cab shirt, it had a picture of Ian on it!
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@shaansagoo i knoow right immaa miss u guyys BUT WE'RE GOING TO RED HOT TMW !!!
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Woke up 7 am after sleeping at 5am for an important conference call.. meeting with the Big Guys!
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@clgrace email again pls! Didn't get first email
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do things out of love, not fear.
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watching my baby einstein first signs... i can do milk
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listening to matt and kim and buying toms shoes wooooooo the good life, my friend kanye once said
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@RobertShippey That would be great.
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@younglilmon3y What's up?? You have fun at the dance??
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The Hills is on!
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Only band kids know how to do carwashes right
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Have decided I just can't stand @GuyKawasaki's Alltop spam any longer.
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yeaj! ... nu hat mein macbook auch applecare protecion plan
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@officialnjonas I am a Brazilian fan, I admire you a lot
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@ddlovato PLZ COME TO GERMANY!!!!!! WE ARE WAITING HERE FOR YOU!
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@BeckyBuckwild I spoke to Heat today he sounded so sexy on the phone but whatever at least one of us will get lucky
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@monicafrancesca i hope you'll still have fun even though you're alone. smile!
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not feeling well
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@sleepwelldarlin fuck you man
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More information is here: http://www.youtube.com/user/MHELP2U http://www.mhelpict.com Thanks. Please follow me Mhelp2U
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@pebble1463 has it? I haven't changed it damn twitter.
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@LifeMeaningOver DannyGokey's seriously catching up! Continue voting for @TomFelton http://bit.ly/votetom Spread the word!
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@Echarlotte hi on twitter!!!LOL..i don't use it very much. its confusing sometimes. but yay!!!7 more days bubble!!!eeek xx
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Revision 666 of our SEP SVN caused us project to break.
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@redeyechicago Star Trek review: I have never been more proud of being a Trekker after seeing this movie. Way to go, JJ Abrams!
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Hills tonight Whoo-hoo!!
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"The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history." <3 And yeah, am still sneezing
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I want a $1 sweet tea from McDonalds.
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@yelyahwilliams hey hayle! do you have any plans on coming to Australia soon? please write back, your my favorite person!
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@SmoothDaDude Brothaaaa, we had soo much without ya this weekend
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@mdoolittle Me either! I loveeee to sleep! I figure I need to sleep as much as I can now, before I have kids to wake me up!!
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I want to go to bamboooooozleeee
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@FavaFlav lolllllll when is our photo shoooooooot?
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@PlugWonDeLaSoul boy u sure are blowin up my bday on the 15th.. LOL. so kind of u sir hope Germany was fun... when r ya'll done?
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TNA impact was crazy on thursday cant wait for tommorows ppv
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@paddlinggeek thanks! There might be info on the ICBC site or a gov site
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@Joomla_Aktuell if you only want news and ideas for #wordpress, then @wptips is the one to follow.
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@PembsDave Builders have started-home is currently a hell hole and I'm about 2 lose power in the next hour for the afternoon Reading time
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@MXML Btw, blog I just tweeted about might interest you
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headed to a couples session rocking out to Milli Vanilli. Yeah I said it.
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I have a cold so annoying, means a weeks worth of sounding terrible on the radio
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seems updates from my phone wont work boo... i got to meet Kimi Raikkonen today... im on cloud 9 and he is better looking in the flesh!
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@Puddlemoon My phone dieddd I was on my mummas but OMG HELLL YES!
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Holy moly! The breakfast line is a mile long... Your favorite sweep team (us!) hits the route at 7:15; wish us a boring day #alc8
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@ZombieNicholas i thought for a minute it said "watching dexter" i was going to get so mad LOL. I want to watch dexter.
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wat a gorgeous day!!! remember we have a frost advisory out for tonight, so cover those plants!!!
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@jeffmangum haha! I got it! the dome is a little better! Thanks for asking! Still getting them off and on.
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It's a sad day when MTV2 plays more innovative music than Kerrang Damnit Virgin, give us Scuzz!
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@eddclay it'll be fine, you're a little genius slightly concerned about tuesday as i havent started revising yet. my bad.
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need to sleep, 13 hour train journey waiting for me tomorrow be back on sometime tomorrow! maybe they have wifi on the train?? *hopes*
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I'm awake!! just looked through pictures from the cabin trip! fun! now I'm reading loads of articles about the game last night
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my brothers leaving for flordia...without me
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Casper's been throwing up since yesterday... Emergency clinic or wait until Tues? That's the only day I can take him.
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home early from work watching tv with the g/f and dog and enjoying some nice early morning weather
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@mycaricature what are you talking about? specifics
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@lildrummergirl awwwww sowwy to hear that hope u feel better!
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watching sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 wishing I had someone here to hangout with
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I cant do this anymore A week today and its all over
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this sleepyhead is not cooperating well today
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@ChesterBe how you feel today
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To all that I need to ship stuff to,I dont think Ill get around to doing it till Monday I know I said today but I dont think Ill have ...
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Too tired and sleepy. Good night! Until tomorrow.
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@The_Shiznit *love* that Natalie Portman film!
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Cleaning my room @luie01 (and maybe@slayer_89) are staying on Friday before C15. Hate cleaning
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@shainamaydel sorry about the rain!
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@b_ramzy heading there as soon as Melissa's ready! Eeeeeeeee!!
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@artbynemo It can be. It's a good area to be familiar with to say the least.
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Apple's!!! Loveeeeeeee my stuffs http://twitpic.com/68roe
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14 hours until my exam and I STILL haven't started learning the stuff.... *ninja* I want smilies on this thing!!
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@TheFamulus Don't forget to top up the ice-cream supplies while you're there
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@wlturland Yah, this is a project for work
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@rssanborn games? Just wanted to clarify
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@peaces92 of course
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Good grief, now its one called sophie - look out @maddisondesigns, here's another one
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I'm pretty excited about graduation.
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@iamMarkRonson your amazing
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I've put my comp entry up LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! lol
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@dougiemcfly http://twitpic.com/534yq - so beautiful
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@ShinsPearl poor girl! hope you feel better soon!
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@HayleighThomson LOL, watch you don't get raped !
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50 miles in Surrey hills. Felt ok but I got 2 puncture in the space of 3 miles. Grrrrr - now that is pain
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