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Shower pump has failed. Good job I'd ordered a replacement. Know what I'm going to be doing tomorrow.
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@brandenroderick I think they made a mistake by firing you today and I believe you were judged on your looks and not brains today
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http://twitpic.com/6fdd5 - tasty salmon salad for dessert!
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Adobe Air won't run in my new Sabayon Linux, it only supports RPM and APT based distributions
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to add to that last tweet, my life is now over I'm gonna have twitter withdrawals and think there are bugs in my skin and kill myself :|
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i don`t fix my hair anymore
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I have infact just realised that it is now June. Start of summerrr and definately new things LOVE IT.
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is on twitter cause facebook was banned at work
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i miss my old friends ... but don't know why
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no more hbo, starmovies and the likes! how am i supposed to record 27 dresses?? boohoo
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Odd trivia: I don't like to write in my music books! I feel like I am defacing them I always make photocopies & write all over them
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is chilling with cinaaaaaaaa
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@txtneni awesome! Now reward yourselves some sleep!
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#javaone the JPA session was solid. Now onto concurrency programming for multi-processor systems!
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@lilmui yeah I do they only finish next Wednesday
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today'S #funfollow 4 new friends & great blogger - @ALauderdale @Mazi BTW: german speaking follow tomorrow
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Is actually gonney put her phone down and sleep noo!!
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its been quite a weekend
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@BarackObama i heart you
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i cant fall asleep!
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@gemcruz walang tao sa thread?
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glad that i graduated friday...now im preparing to move out in a few weeks
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@arychadox i miss the beach, dear..
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bought to go get me a burritto biiitch! yummmmyy
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@cyrushannah08 Hi if your wonderin who dis is lol it's chuckledrop
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@paulabelen aaaw, really? enjoy bitch <3 im so happy for you
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@Nickinoo85 LOL.. well I wasnt originally talkin bout u but if the strait jacket fits, haha... j/k
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@euantmitch yes... it was quite a mess, wasn't it? all sorted now though
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@Gotjuicygirl by the time i get there all the fun will be over haha
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lunch is on the way - I like guests who bring the food
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Eating!
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@Telesuh I have none with whom to celebrate! Hope you guys enjoyed it though...I guess? 0.o
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@SoAddicted
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@executioneer I like the idea of Deadpool, but I find the execution dull. #Chimichanga
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to everyone lucky enough to be a mommy. extra special happy to @LuciIrene who became a mommy 2day
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@sauceamillion lmao I'm not mad at u boo
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I love Jay Jay Pistolet.
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is getting ready for a bath and bed. grey's and private practice mixed together tonight can't wait!
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No more LAX for awhile Lawn needs attention now Off to plant
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@nileyluvr no churr predictable! cuz i knew chu were gonna sayy tht! ha biatch, sike ur mind!
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@delamarRX931 Yes, Susan Boyle will win. Yes, it will rain all day but not so hard. Sex video with Aling Dionisia. Joke. Peace.
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@MostFoolhardy More Europeanisation in this country I fear
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going to hang out whit my lill brow to day.. long time..
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Go Fiat!!! About time we got some real car competition here in the USA... Golden times now we have Euro Ford designs coming here too
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i dyed my hair last night and i used a different color that was lighter and im soooooo not digging it. my hair looks gross
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@GlowMore Morning to you, Yasumi
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Always fun waking up early but I love hanging out with the folks at Fox News Rising. On my way there now. Suited up & everything
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Looking forward to going home for a couple days to see family... and get a new cell phone Yay!
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Poor pens i had an awesome night at a sweet party! Just got home now im crashing! Peace yall!
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@ColdHearted19 ah haha thats wot my friends would say lol, ahh i hope u didnt think oh she dont like me any more ah dont go there i would
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Found my ipod woo. It was stuck between my bed and the wall.
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is SO HUNGOVER
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i don't think twitter has ever been so active this late at night
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Taking care of my son. He just had his wisdom teeth pulled.
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@iamjonathancook i'm loving the sign attached to the front of it
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Working on some music @ Studio... freakin hot upstairs....
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@EliciaKoay you went overboard for the girl's birthday again
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didn't get to go camping on friday for the weekend. boo me
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@mexiabill I love it as well!
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@casndra you still haven't caught me up on the bryan saga.marathon msn convo when i have time?
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@she_shines92 Yep! I can't celebrate til Tysene leaves though Boo lol
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Johnny is sick So I'm going to straighten up the downstairs and then watch a movie. The cookout today was AWESOME!!!!
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@KandiceNaTe hi beautiful, nice to see you this morning
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today I turned off autofollow im getting to much crap like this person @freestuffreview shame on you!
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oh, antarctica ep up for preorder @ www.ohanty.bigcartel.com, ships out july 9, 2009!
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@isabelledomingo IKR. SO DID NICK J. grrrrrrrr. well, not actually. it was joe who confirmed it for him. still a mystery...
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Vote for Shannon here --> http://bit.ly/tMvez and Tomo here --> http://bit.ly/FDqYr thank you so much.
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@davidfarrier she once tried to snatch my bag off me when i told her that i dont have cigarettes because I don't smoke.she got angry
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@Imyme @ogallivan @ben1901 can we go to the bridges tomorrow night?
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Wow rip farrah
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@cpahl2000: I'm glad you like it. It's already one of my faves by her. And yes, I listened to the album.
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@itsprincess i know
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And now a good burger! Missed ya McDo
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@eyeshadowaddict --> ok & ( haha i kno right) i got some new NYX shadows
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@Porridge Send some of my crazy postcards to your postcrossing friends! http://is.gd/ugVc
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@Cwluc I'll ask you this ... Are all of your spymasters kitted out, at least? 'Cause mine sure as heck aren't lol
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Just poured cereal and milk all over my bed
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nooooo i hate my life. my mom said i get no birthday party...
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dodger game in 13 hours how exciting!!!
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@JRFARGAS Man That's What Everyone Is Telling Me
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Am racit...
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Woah. Where did the time go? I've been listening to VersaEmerge for 3 hours straight.. Dangg. I guess that's just how good they are
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i totally need my radio
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@Jonasbrothers OMJ I loved it....it was a good laugh and Frankie did a great job, and you guys did too ~Agnes
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@benuski im glad it was worth it, cuz you missed ice cream, rockband, and monty python!
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http://bit.ly/19k7tI How to fake fingerprints.
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Today was his birthday. He turned 32. Now I'm sad. But happy birthday Zachary Quinto!!
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@Charlotteis Yeah, I'm going to be missing a few days. Wisdom teeth. Basically going to be drunk on medication, haha.
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When will I learn... Don't try to be funny in the morning and spelling mistakes aren't funny
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@realjohngreen i am awake and sadly, not in australia. i am exactly 9571.76mi from sydney.
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says (w)hordes are up! Time for me to sleep! (haha) Night all! http://plurk.com/p/yxd68
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Happy Father's Day! I wish my daddy was here with us. At least we can still drink in his honor. I miss you Crik'ee!
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hates when it's sunny, than becomes cloudy resulting in Kristen getting a headache!
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cant go up horses today weather to bad
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Wishin' I coulda talked to Miss V before I headed to bed...
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@TessMorris Ooooh get you, I didn't know you were a meteologist lol, yes i'm working hard as always
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@millenomi I miss it like hell. Thanks anyway
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@BrightonArgusJo thanks for the offer jo likely i'll be moving out of area in the very near future....
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is in class wishing that i was still in my bed. It's cold and it's raining
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Starbucks with Steph
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