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Shower pump has failed. Good job I'd ordered a replacement. Know what I'm going to be doing tomorrow. | 0 |
@brandenroderick I think they made a mistake by firing you today and I believe you were judged on your looks and not brains today | 0 |
http://twitpic.com/6fdd5 - tasty salmon salad for dessert! | 1 |
Adobe Air won't run in my new Sabayon Linux, it only supports RPM and APT based distributions | 0 |
to add to that last tweet, my life is now over I'm gonna have twitter withdrawals and think there are bugs in my skin and kill myself :| | 0 |
i don`t fix my hair anymore | 0 |
I have infact just realised that it is now June. Start of summerrr and definately new things LOVE IT. | 1 |
is on twitter cause facebook was banned at work | 0 |
i miss my old friends ... but don't know why | 0 |
no more hbo, starmovies and the likes! how am i supposed to record 27 dresses?? boohoo | 0 |
Odd trivia: I don't like to write in my music books! I feel like I am defacing them I always make photocopies & write all over them | 0 |
is chilling with cinaaaaaaaa | 1 |
@txtneni awesome! Now reward yourselves some sleep! | 1 |
#javaone the JPA session was solid. Now onto concurrency programming for multi-processor systems! | 1 |
@lilmui yeah I do they only finish next Wednesday | 0 |
today'S #funfollow 4 new friends & great blogger - @ALauderdale @Mazi BTW: german speaking follow tomorrow | 1 |
Is actually gonney put her phone down and sleep noo!! | 0 |
its been quite a weekend | 1 |
@BarackObama i heart you | 1 |
i cant fall asleep! | 0 |
@gemcruz walang tao sa thread? | 1 |
glad that i graduated friday...now im preparing to move out in a few weeks | 1 |
@arychadox i miss the beach, dear.. | 0 |
bought to go get me a burritto biiitch! yummmmyy | 1 |
@cyrushannah08 Hi if your wonderin who dis is lol it's chuckledrop | 1 |
@paulabelen aaaw, really? enjoy bitch <3 im so happy for you | 1 |
@Nickinoo85 LOL.. well I wasnt originally talkin bout u but if the strait jacket fits, haha... j/k | 1 |
@euantmitch yes... it was quite a mess, wasn't it? all sorted now though | 0 |
@Gotjuicygirl by the time i get there all the fun will be over haha | 0 |
lunch is on the way - I like guests who bring the food | 1 |
Eating! | 1 |
@Telesuh I have none with whom to celebrate! Hope you guys enjoyed it though...I guess? 0.o | 0 |
@SoAddicted | 0 |
@executioneer I like the idea of Deadpool, but I find the execution dull. #Chimichanga | 0 |
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to everyone lucky enough to be a mommy. extra special happy to @LuciIrene who became a mommy 2day | 1 |
@sauceamillion lmao I'm not mad at u boo | 1 |
I love Jay Jay Pistolet. | 1 |
is getting ready for a bath and bed. grey's and private practice mixed together tonight can't wait! | 1 |
No more LAX for awhile Lawn needs attention now Off to plant | 0 |
@nileyluvr no churr predictable! cuz i knew chu were gonna sayy tht! ha biatch, sike ur mind! | 1 |
@delamarRX931 Yes, Susan Boyle will win. Yes, it will rain all day but not so hard. Sex video with Aling Dionisia. Joke. Peace. | 1 |
@MostFoolhardy More Europeanisation in this country I fear | 0 |
going to hang out whit my lill brow to day.. long time.. | 1 |
Go Fiat!!! About time we got some real car competition here in the USA... Golden times now we have Euro Ford designs coming here too | 1 |
i dyed my hair last night and i used a different color that was lighter and im soooooo not digging it. my hair looks gross | 0 |
@GlowMore Morning to you, Yasumi | 1 |
Always fun waking up early but I love hanging out with the folks at Fox News Rising. On my way there now. Suited up & everything | 0 |
Looking forward to going home for a couple days to see family... and get a new cell phone Yay! | 1 |
Poor pens i had an awesome night at a sweet party! Just got home now im crashing! Peace yall! | 0 |
@ColdHearted19 ah haha thats wot my friends would say lol, ahh i hope u didnt think oh she dont like me any more ah dont go there i would | 0 |
Found my ipod woo. It was stuck between my bed and the wall. | 1 |
is SO HUNGOVER | 0 |
i don't think twitter has ever been so active this late at night | 1 |
Taking care of my son. He just had his wisdom teeth pulled. | 0 |
@iamjonathancook i'm loving the sign attached to the front of it | 1 |
Working on some music @ Studio... freakin hot upstairs.... | 0 |
@EliciaKoay you went overboard for the girl's birthday again | 1 |
didn't get to go camping on friday for the weekend. boo me | 0 |
@mexiabill I love it as well! | 1 |
@casndra you still haven't caught me up on the bryan saga.marathon msn convo when i have time? | 1 |
@she_shines92 Yep! I can't celebrate til Tysene leaves though Boo lol | 0 |
Johnny is sick So I'm going to straighten up the downstairs and then watch a movie. The cookout today was AWESOME!!!! | 0 |
@KandiceNaTe hi beautiful, nice to see you this morning | 1 |
today I turned off autofollow im getting to much crap like this person @freestuffreview shame on you! | 0 |
oh, antarctica ep up for preorder @ www.ohanty.bigcartel.com, ships out july 9, 2009! | 1 |
@isabelledomingo IKR. SO DID NICK J. grrrrrrrr. well, not actually. it was joe who confirmed it for him. still a mystery... | 0 |
Vote for Shannon here --> http://bit.ly/tMvez and Tomo here --> http://bit.ly/FDqYr thank you so much. | 1 |
@davidfarrier she once tried to snatch my bag off me when i told her that i dont have cigarettes because I don't smoke.she got angry | 0 |
@Imyme @ogallivan @ben1901 can we go to the bridges tomorrow night? | 1 |
Wow rip farrah | 0 |
@cpahl2000: I'm glad you like it. It's already one of my faves by her. And yes, I listened to the album. | 1 |
@itsprincess i know | 1 |
And now a good burger! Missed ya McDo | 1 |
@eyeshadowaddict --> ok & ( haha i kno right) i got some new NYX shadows | 1 |
@Porridge Send some of my crazy postcards to your postcrossing friends! http://is.gd/ugVc | 1 |
@Cwluc I'll ask you this ... Are all of your spymasters kitted out, at least? 'Cause mine sure as heck aren't lol | 0 |
Just poured cereal and milk all over my bed | 0 |
nooooo i hate my life. my mom said i get no birthday party... | 0 |
dodger game in 13 hours how exciting!!! | 1 |
@JRFARGAS Man That's What Everyone Is Telling Me | 0 |
Am racit... | 0 |
Woah. Where did the time go? I've been listening to VersaEmerge for 3 hours straight.. Dangg. I guess that's just how good they are | 1 |
i totally need my radio | 0 |
@Jonasbrothers OMJ I loved it....it was a good laugh and Frankie did a great job, and you guys did too ~Agnes | 1 |
@benuski im glad it was worth it, cuz you missed ice cream, rockband, and monty python! | 1 |
http://bit.ly/19k7tI How to fake fingerprints. | 1 |
Today was his birthday. He turned 32. Now I'm sad. But happy birthday Zachary Quinto!! | 0 |
@Charlotteis Yeah, I'm going to be missing a few days. Wisdom teeth. Basically going to be drunk on medication, haha. | 0 |
When will I learn... Don't try to be funny in the morning and spelling mistakes aren't funny | 0 |
@realjohngreen i am awake and sadly, not in australia. i am exactly 9571.76mi from sydney. | 0 |
says (w)hordes are up! Time for me to sleep! (haha) Night all! http://plurk.com/p/yxd68 | 1 |
Happy Father's Day! I wish my daddy was here with us. At least we can still drink in his honor. I miss you Crik'ee! | 0 |
hates when it's sunny, than becomes cloudy resulting in Kristen getting a headache! | 0 |
cant go up horses today weather to bad | 0 |
Wishin' I coulda talked to Miss V before I headed to bed... | 0 |
@TessMorris Ooooh get you, I didn't know you were a meteologist lol, yes i'm working hard as always | 0 |
@millenomi I miss it like hell. Thanks anyway | 1 |
@BrightonArgusJo thanks for the offer jo likely i'll be moving out of area in the very near future.... | 1 |
is in class wishing that i was still in my bed. It's cold and it's raining | 0 |
Starbucks with Steph | 1 |
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