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Don't say anything about this to my mom.
Hey, man, I didn't mean to, you know, flap my lips, eh?
- So...
- SO?
I said to him, "Where's the disinfectant?"
He said, "I've left it in town."
So I said, "What are we gonna do?"
So he says, "I'll tell you what we'll do.
"Come back at lunchtime, all the flies will be in the ki... |
You're not...
You're not betting it all?
All or nothing at all.
Here.
Do you want to throw the dice for me?
No!
Now get ready.
Are you ready?
Oh!
I guess that's bad?
Depends on your point of view.
Ooh, look at that.
Come here to Daddy, girl!
All right!
Look at you.
You look great!
And that dress!
Gorgeous!
It's on t... |
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Don't go weak in the knees on me tonight, boy.
You're gonna need all the strength you got.
- Oh!
- All right, girl.
I knew a one-armed piano player once, took two minutes to play the Minute Waltz.
You know, you oughta watch how you talk to Michael and I.
We're about to be famous.
Hey, te... |
Please.
The world would be a better place if more sons danced with their mothers.
Michael, stop pouting.
You look like you did when you were six and didn't get something you wanted.
I like him.
I enjoy his company-.
Yeah.
I don't like him chasing around after you.
I don't trust him.
He's not chasing.
I'm not running.
Y... |
Down here!
Where is Clarence and William?
I gave them the day off.
What for?
We got a job to finish.
Why are you making a transmitter?
It's all part of the master plan, Michael.
We're gonna test it out right now.
We're gonna learn about its motor systems, its heart rate.
We're going to study an animal, a magnificent an... |
You know that, huh?
Great white don't come down to the Bahamas, never.
Never.
We supposed to let an opportunity like that just swim away?
Look, my name goes on the report, okay?
If it's a half-assed job, I don't get my doctorate and neither do you.
I thought we were planning a long, rosy future together, man.
So did I.... |
Come on, indulge me with it, eh?
I don't know shit about electronics.
Boy, you don't know shit about anything.
It's time you learned.
I'll teach you how to wear your hair.
I'll teach you how to dance.
Come on.
Teach you how to box.
Come on, follow me.
Get your butt down here, man.
This is the third time this month you'... |
What's wrong?
Why should there be anything wrong?
I'm sitting around the house enjoying my day off, my wife starts yelling at me about the garbage.
What the hell are we arguing about?
I don't know.
I...
I don't know.
Hey.
No fair, I'm not armed.
Then don't come any closer.
Turn it off.
Off.
No.
I have work.
I've alwa... |
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