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- Who was it?
- I don't remember.
- Damn!
- Damn!
Harry, our job is simple:
break the code, solve the crime.
Yeah?
Sheriff, I'm at the morgue and there's a big fight going on.
Youhang on, I'll be right there.
That was Andy.
There's a fight over at the morgue.
Albert.
You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever seen.
I've never known such little regard for human frailty.
Have youno compassion?
I've got compassion running out of my nose.
I'm the Sultan of Sentiment.
Doctor Hayward, I have travelled thousands of miles and apparently several centuries to this forgotten sinkhole to perform a series of tests.
I do not ask youto understand these tests.
I'm not cruel.
I just ask youto get out, so I can finish my work!
We are here to conduct Laura Palmer's body to the cemetery.
If youthink we're gonna leave without her, youare crazy!
All right, all right, all right!
Mr Rosenfield, please.
Leland Palmer couldn't be with us today, but I know I speak for everyone, the Palmer family included, when I say that we appreciate and understand the value of your work.
But, as their representative, I must insist that we consider the feelings of the Palmer family as well.
Mr Horne, I realise that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself.
Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily inherent trait.
Therefore, please listen closely.
Youcan have a funeral any old time.
Youdig a hole, youplant a coffin.
I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow.
I must perform them now.
I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, so please, why don't youreturn to your porch rockers and resume whittling?
That does it.
I'm taking charge of the body and youdon't touch Laura...
What the hell do youthink you're doing?
!
- Gentlemen.
- What's going on?
Thank God!
This old fool is obstructing a criminal investigation.
Cuff him!
He won't release Laura's body for the funeral.
He's not human.
- What's the hold-up?
- Please, Cooper.
I do not suffer fools gladly, and fools with badges, never.
I want no interference from this hulking boob.
Is that clear?
I've had just about enough of your insults.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I've had about enough of morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells.
And youchowderhead yokel, youblithering hayseed, you've had enough of me?
Yes, I have.
That's nice.
How appropriate.
Wait in the car, Harry.
The old rustic sucker punch, huh?
A hail of bullets would be nice.
That's enough.
The sheriff didn't mean anything.
- He hit me.
- Well, I'm sure he meant to do that.
Albert, release this girl's body to her family immediately.
I want your test results by noon.
Those are orders.
Thank you, Agent Cooper.
Invitation to love
Starring Martin Hadley as Chet...
Selena Swift as Emerald and Jade...
Evan St Vincent as Jared Lancaster... and Jason Denbo as Montana.
My darling daughter Jade...and Emerald.
Because of my financial difficulties, I have decided to end it all tonight.
I hope youcan find the strength to go on without me.
Your loving father...
Uncle Leland?
Uncle Leland?
Madeleine?
Jadr, what a surprisr.
Maddy?
Is it you?
Uncle Leland...
I am so sorry.
I'm sure Hank appreciates your unwavering devotion.
Your husband has been a model prisoner, an inspiration to guard and inmate alike.
He greets the day with a smile and confounds adversity with a kind word.
Hank's parole hearing is scheduled for tomorrow.
Barring unforeseen circumstance, with your full support before the board, he could be released shortly thereafter.
Any questions?
No.
Will youhelp find the job that Hank needs to effect successful parole?
- Yes.
- How exactly?
I own the RR Mr Mooney.
You're quite a girl, Norma.
I'll bet youget all kinds of Romeos in here begging for favours.
How do youkeep them from your door?
I usually tell them I have a homicidally jealous husband who's doing 3-5 for manslaughter.