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I'm Willi Ninja, the mother of the House of Ninja.
Emcee:
Give him what he wants!
Ninja:
I am the mother of the house of Ninja because they say I'm the best voguer out.
To be the mother of the house, you have to have the most power.
Take a real family... it's the mother that's the hardest worker, and the mother gets the most respect.
As far as my naming my house "the house of Ninja"...
Ninjas hit hard, they hit fast...
And that's what we are.
We come out to assassinate.
The house of Labeija is the legendary house above all of them.
I have the most members, I'm the most popular.
New York City is wrapped up in being Labeija.
So...
It speaks for itself.
And I am the fiercest mother out of all of them.
[ Chuckles ] Labeija?
I wouldn't be caught dead in that house.
I'm sorry.
I don't see that house.
Only reason I see my house...
pendavis... is because Kim and avis.
'Cause both of them walked.
And at the last ball, avis showed her goddamn ass off!
They call them competitions.
But believe me, they're wars.
And they often do lead to fights.
The emotions be very high.
They're very intense, very intense affairs.
But I guess that's what makes them fun.
Like a good movie...
if there's no emotion...
You don't enjoy it.
I don't talk too much about the ball kids because I want them to talk about me.
Because I haven't walked yet.
And it's like, well, William says,
"I want you to walk in my ball.
I want you to walk in my ball."
And I keep telling William, I say, "I'll walk when I walk."
"I'll walk when I want, not when you want.
I'll walk when I want."
And so far, I don't know when I'm gonna walk.
I'm thinking somewhat around the time of the legends ball.
But don't quote me on that.
I mean, it really causes hate, actually, between two individuals.
It's like a war on the floor.
Like world war III.
[ Laughs ]
But the only thing about it...
they're gay.
Emcee:
Now... cut the music...
now, I said...
I said, "men's garments"!
Corey:
He looked like he had on a man's fox coat.
Tell this child, where are the men's garments?
Man:
I paid for it, mother[Bleep]!
A man bought it!
It buttons on the right side!
The judges... it buttons on the right side!
Corey:
Someone came up and told the emcee...
Are you a judge?
!
That it was a woman's coat.
I thought it was kind of silly to nitpick.
Ooh, that's shady!
They're throwing shade at him.
I can't believe it.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, now.
Let's not get loud.
Now, David.
David.
David.
That's the one thing that I find faulty with the balls.
After they've laid down these little categories, then they try to become a stickler for exact interpretation... merely a point to discredit the contestant.
Like in an Olympics where the Russian judge brought to the fact that the American coach had stepped onto the floor, and that was a disqualification for the contestant... just as picky as a ball.
So those little flaws like that... that's because that's a part of shade.
That's the idea...
knock them out if you can.
Get them any way you...
hit them below the belt.
It was typed out!
The second... where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Stop!
No ball.
Shade comes from reading.
Reading came first.
Reading is the real art form of insult.
Now, you want to talk about reading?
Let's talk about reading.