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No one remembers four months ago.
People are paying attention now.
- Look, we realize this is your issue.
- My issue?
The Supreme Court of California ruled it is illegal to discriminate against gay marriage.
Now, forgive me if I'm wrong, Robert, I thought you Republicans were all about respecting State's rights.
He's g... |
That's ridiculous.
Isn't it?
Let me know how it goes.
MAN:
No, I agree with you, you know?
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- Excuse me.
Hi.
- Hi.
Wow, I just...
I can't believe this is actually happening.
I mean, of course, it should've happened ten minutes ago.
- Do you think anything's wrong?
- No, no.
I'm sure she's just sti... |
Fine.
[DOOR CLOSES]
- Ah.
Hi.
- Hi.
I'm so sorry, I thought that we reserved this room for a private meeting.
- We did.
Sorry.
- Oh, with me.
Heh.
I'm Trish Evans, your birth mom.
Oh.
Oh, oh, wow.
Yeah.
- It's so...
It's so nice to meet you.
- Yes.
Yeah, indeed, doctor.
- Screw Holly.
- I'm out of the closet now, ... |
Even if William is Ryan's biological father, George raised him.
- That's all that matters.
- Right.
Okay.
So pick a card.
Are you even listening to me?
George Lafferty doesn't want anything to do with our family.
The whole sordid business is over, done, poof.
Right, exactly, poof.
Now, come on, pick a card.
- Remembe... |
Now?
Really?
Okay.
Could you do it over here?
Okay.
Fine.
See you in a while.
What?
He's having second thoughts.
He's thinking maybe he should tell Ryan the truth.
There goes poof.
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
TRISH:
I take it from your reaction you didn't read my application.
- No, but we did.
- We did.
- We read it, like, a hu... |
- This is gonna be a smart baby.
- Yeah.
I can only speak for half of the chromosomes.
Oh, so the father wasn't exactly a neurosurgeon himself?
- Honey, the father was listed as unknown.
- I know.
We hooked up at a conference.
Not my finest hour.
- It happens.
- And I know you guys said ethnicity doesn't matter.
- No.
... |
You guys are great.
I feel really good about this.
- I gotta run.
- No, no, wait, wait.
I feel like we just got started.
Is that it?
I have to travel to Houston for a seminar tomorrow.
I could do dinner.
We have the anniversary, but we could cancel.
But this is much more important.
No, that would be great.
Okay, I'll ... |
No, I don't think it's weird.
I think it's decisive.
Look, this...
Honey, this is all good.
Don't over think it.
Really.
Okay?
- Yeah.
- It's great.
- All right, I gotta go.
I'll see you later.
- Okay.
[DOOR OPENS]
- George, can't I get you a cup of tea?
- No, that's okay.
I really don't want to take up too much of... |
I don't know.
Sometimes I think it's me I'm trying to protect.
Ryan struggled growing up.
It never felt like he fit in.
Is this why?
Would knowing help him make sense of things?
And then I think again how hard he took his mother's death.
And now to tell him his whole identity was based on a lie, a lie she told him.
I d... |
Four stars.
- I hear it's fantastic.
- I've got photographs.
That's Governor Kern arriving at 11 a.m. Through the back door.
That's 20 minutes later.
Senator McCallister through the same door.
- They both checked in under aliases.
- Irrelevant.
- They're both public figures.
- That doesn't seem irrelevant to me.
It see... |
What's going on?
Well, I was just wondering if it would be possible for me to ask you a couple of questions before dinner.
Well, I've got about three minutes, so shoot.
Okay, okay.
Well, this might sound silly, but I've always been under the assumption that our birth mother would be...
Um...
Well, you know, some kind ... |
- Obviously, it doesn't.
No, no, no.
That is not what I'm saying at all.
- I just wanna be sure that you're sure.
- Kitty, I deal with enough neuroses with my patients.
I'm sorry.
Well, wait.
What about dinner?
I've been on call for 36 hours.
Let's not waste each other's time.
Can we talk?
Talk to Stu.
I don't weigh ... |
But if she picks up the paper tomorrow and reads a slanderous story about me and another government official, she could change her mind.
So if you're really concerned with your sister, not to mention your job, you'll suck it up and you'll figure out a way to fix it.
And you better figure out a way to trust me, or this ... |
We may have lost him.
You're looking at the magic club president.
I don't care if he's David Blaine.
And the music?
I married a failed musician.
I'd really prefer not to be working with one.
- This is our process.
- Well, it's not mine, okay?
At my house, no magic tricks, no music, no fricking rocket ships or crazy rob... |
Ryan has five half siblings.
He doesn't even know who they are.
That's not how life's supposed to go.
You and I, we're the parents, before you know it, we'll be dead and gone.
- Oh, now that's cheerful.
- You know what I mean.
Your siblings are with you for the long haul.
Well, I can't argue with you there.
My brother ... |
A widow's mixer.
First you wanna a rock 'n' roll star, and then you're trolling for widows?
How about Dylan Jagger?
You are so stuck in the '60s.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
REBECCA:
Come in.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- Just use your key.
- I thought you wanted me to ring the bell.
Seriously?
I didn't mean never use your key.
That's kind ... |
No.
- Trish canceled dinner.
- Oh.
- Did something come up at the hospital?
- No, actually, it's much worse than that.
She...
She changed her mind about the adoption.
- What are you talking about?
- Look, I know how much you loved her, but I had a very weird feeling, so I went to the hospital,
- I stopped by to see her... |
- You don't have to walk away.
- Yeah, I do.
WOMAN 1:
Now he did it.
WOMAN 2:
I know.
- Tommy.
- Hey, guys.
Happy anniversary.
Yeah.
Julia went all out.
Guess she still loves me, huh?
Must be nice.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
- What's...?
- Don't ask.
NORA:
Hi, boys.
- Hey, Mom.
- Happy anniversary.
- Thank you.
- Sw... |
- Hi.
Congratulations.
- I hear it's your anniversary.
- Thank you.
Tommy runs the family business.
He's the one that put the winery in, and he has the most beautiful little daughter, Elizabeth, my granddaughter.
And this is my son Justin.
WOMAN:
I know, I shouldn't have said that.
Well, that about sums it up.
Pick a... |
Knew my first pet's name started with a W.
This miniature Bijon my parents used to have.
She knew I had trouble making decisions, which is not gonna affect us and our business.
Um...
Mm?
- Hi, I'm Kyle.
- I'm Julia.
KYLE:
Julia, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
Holly.
Nice to meet you.
Sarah's business partner.
- Yeah, I'm c... |
- Ah-ha-ha.
It's funny.
- No, it is.
- It's really a funny story.
- It's very funny.
SARAH:
Hey, guys.
- Hey.
- Isn't this great?
I feel like a kid again.
- This is my beautiful daughter Sarah.
- Elton.
GEORGE:
Hi.
- Elton.
- Mom was gonna tell us how they met.
Oh, God.
I love the "how we met" stories.
Go on.
We w... |
Wow, Mom.
Some guy almost dies, and you go score a date.
- Good girl.
- It's not a date, per se.
- Yeah, and don't worry.
He was fine.
- Yeah.
- Once he spit out the fish bone.
- Ham gristle.
- Ham gristle?
- Was it fish bones?
- It was a fish bone.
- Yeah.
Oh, it was a fish bone.
I didn't even know what it was.
Okay,... |
- Someone is out there waiting for you.
- Yeah, that would be my boyfriend.
He's out there waiting for me to say "I love you."
Actually, the placement indicates the distant future.
- It could take years to meet this person.
- Years?
What about now?
What are you saying, that Justin's love isn't great?
- I can only inte... |
Do you?
I don't know.
We all know you're the family cynic.
I mean, certainly, that's why you hate magic.
You just are always looking for the angle.
You can't give in to the illusion.
But Robert is not an illusion.
That's what you're gonna have to decide for yourself, if he's putting one over on you or if Robert is the ... |
Nothing.
Just this fortuneteller.
She said that you're not my great love.
Whatever.
Wait, that's why you said it, because some fortuneteller told you we were doomed?
So this is your moment?
Rebecca, this seems like a lame protest to me.
- Why are you making such a big deal?
- Well, I'm sorry, where I come from, saying... |
Almost as much as I regret bringing Ethan and Kyle.
Holly practically did a cartwheel when she heard we were in business together.
Holly doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
I don't know, Mom.
Maybe she's right.
I mean, a start-up in this financial climate?
Bear Stearns can't even keep afloat, and I'm in bu... |
Exactly.
What's with the briefcase?
Robert won't give you the night off?
- Kevin has a new job.
- Yeah, he's a lawyer-turned-Republican.
- I'm still a Democrat, dumb-ass.
- Why don't you be nice?
- You'll embarrass your mother's date.
- It's not really a date.
Elton, there you are.
You know, it's such a lovely evening ... |
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
No, no.
This is George Lafferty.
JUSTIN:
What?
- Ryan's George Lafferty?
KEVIN:
Mom.
- Mom, I knew you were hiding something.
KEVIN:
Mom.
All right, fine.
George, this is my family.
Family, this is George Lafferty.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
TOMMY:
Unbelievable.
JUSTIN:
I thought you...
Since when are ... |
- What's going on?
Is everything okay?
- Oh, hey, Julia.
- Yes, fine.
It's a lovely party.
- I heard yelling.
Our family?
No.
- We're just all catching up with George.
- You mean Elton.
How about some cupcakes?
- Can you believe our mom?
- Nothing our mom does shocks me anymore.
[SIGHS]
- Why are you so out of breat... |
Very bad.
She changed her mind about the adoption.
She's not gonna go through with it, not with us anyway.
What, did she hear something about Robert?
No.
No, she loved Robert.
It was me.
I showed up with all of these questions because I wanted proof
- that she wasn't gonna change her mind.
- What's wrong with wanting ... |
- No, this reading's clear.
- The reading is wrong.
George is actually a very nice guy just caught in a really difficult situation.
I can identify with that.
Well, the way these cards are spread, this person represents a threat.
Maybe it's talking about his son Ryan.
And I'm telling you right now, I am done being scare... |
Wait.
Are you...
Are you Holly?
- Yeah.
- I'm George Lafferty.
Oh, my God.
You're Ryan's dad.
[CHUCKLES]
- I guess you've heard about me too.
- Yeah.
I hope you don't mind, but Nora told me about what happened with your daughter.
No, I don't mind.
It's just that she might not be the most reliable narrator.
Well, it's ... |
[SNAPS]
[CROWD CHUCKLING]
[SNAPS]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Nora.
- Oh!
Oh, George.
Sorry.
- I got sucked into watching the show.
- It's okay.
I have to go.
Go?
What do you mean?
You know, your family's lovely and very seductive...
Seductive?
All right, which one of them hit on you?
It's not like that.
I was right th... |
- Oh, God.
Never a dull moment.
I'll tell you all about that later.
Robert...
I am really, really sorry.
I never should've gone to Trish without telling you.
I don't know why, but I just let my anxiety get the best of me.
And I knew how you felt about her, and I didn't want you to think that I was crazy and...
I love ... |
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- There she is.
- Good morning.
SARAH:
Hey.
- Coffee?
Thank you.
- What time is it?
- It's on time.
- You laid down the law, remember?
- Have you guys been to bed?
Are you kidding?
I worked a night at the Magic Manor.
- That's like playing Carnegie Hall.
- Check this out.
See that?
New web applicatio... |
Well, so do we.
You should see our credit card bills.
We're not gonna fail.
Miss Clara last night told me we're gonna make boatloads of money.
- Heh.
- You just gotta trust the process.
Maybe you're right.
- Ethan, draw me a rocket ship.
- Yes, ma'am.
[SARAH CHUCKLES]
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
You seen the paper today... |
If you had trusted me with the actual information,
I wouldn't have had to resort to this.
Okay.
The governor's having an affair.
And it's messy, and there are children involved, and she wanted to meet with me to get my advice.
And I told her she's gotta come clean, but I don't know where this is gonna end.
Kevin, you h... |
- Isn't that what you want?
Poof?
Remember?
Holly doesn't have anything on you now.
It's all over.
Yeah.
I can't help feeling there's something looming on the horizon.
Oh, it's a bit overdramatic, wouldn't you say?
Even the fortuneteller said that.
Now who's buying into magic?
She said someone would come into our live... |
And I know that that's me.
That's not you.
But I promise, I promise there will be no more second guessing.
I'm just gonna take the leap.
I'm gonna be like one of your patients.
My life is in your hands.
And not that you can't change your mind, because of course you have every right to.
It's just that I don't want to ch... |
I'm sorry.
I really have to go.
Good luck.
[STRIKES MATCH]
Wow.
Hey.
Is this always how you make up?
No.
No.
I've just been thinking.
You know that milestone we approached badly, the one we pretty much just smashed right into?
Yes, I remember.
Yeah.
I was scared.
I've never said that to anyone before.
It always just ... |
I don't know.
I was just listening to you hum in there.
Do you know how creepy that is?
- it's not creepy.
- No,I'm serious.
I-I know I gave you a key,but next time maybe you could knock, ring the doorbell,give me a little warning?
What?
I love you.
Becca,I do.
I...
I love you.
Wow,justin.
Thank you.
I better go get dr... |
sorry to interrupt you,senator.
Your 2:00 got pushed to noon.
- Tell 'em he's busy.
- No,no,I-i have to be at that.
Um,kevin,I agree with stu.
We've already released our statement on prop 8.
We're not coming out again.
- No pun intended.
- Yeah.
Oh,and I'm gonna take the radio interview in the car.
And tell him about t... |
You know,robert,I-I think we should've brought her a gift.
I mean,m-maternity clothes are insanely expensive, and she shouldn't have to pay for that all by herself.
This is just her first visit.
She's probably young and might not have a lot money.
We're gonna have plenty of time to,you know,shower her with gifts.
you'r... |
Even if william is ryan's biological father, george raised him.That's all that matters.
Right.Okay. So pick a card.
Are you even listening to me?
George lafferty doesn't want anything to do with our family.
The whole sordid business is over,done,poof.
Right,exactly,poof.
Now come on,pick a card.
All right,remember what... |
He's--he's thinking maybe he should tell ryan the truth.
- There goes poof.
- Oh.
Brothers and Sisters Season 3 Episode 07
Take it from your reaction,you didn't read my application.
- No,but we did.
- No,we did.
- We read it,like,you know...
- a lot.
- A lot.
- A hundred times.
I think that when you said your goal was ... |
- It happens.
And--and I know you guys said,uh,ethnicity doesn't matter.
No.
But he was white,and my mom's korean and my dad's black,so,uh, guess you're in for a surprise.
yeah,so,um,brain surgery.that-
That--that must be a lot of hard work?
Is--is that why you made an adoption plan?
Medicine's my baby.
I don't have th... |
No,that would be great.
Okay,I'll call you guys when whatever train wreck downstairs is over.How's that?
- Okay.
- Fantastic.
- All right,great.
- Thanks.
Thank you.
- She is fantastic.
- Yeah.
- She's perfect.
- Yeah.No,she is.
What,you don't think so?
What?
No.I'm--I-I just,you know,I... she--she did not admit to hav... |
What is it they say,ignorance is bliss?
Yes,ignorance is bliss--total and complete and utter bliss.
George,maybe you were right the first time.
Maybe you should put it all back in the box,lock it up,throw away the key.
Let the past be the past.
That's what I thought I wanted.
Then ryacalled,and the whole conversation,I... |
Take a seat.
It's good to see that nepotism's alive and well.
Okay,let's set the record straight.Um,
I-I didn't get this job--
I'd rather set the record straight on something else, like tharumor floating around about the governor's affair.
We got a tip,camped out at the hotel gerard.
Did you try the restaurant?
Four st... |
I'll meet you in post-op.
Kitty.
What's going on?
Well,I was just wondering if it would be possible for me to ask you a couple of questions before dinner.
Well,I've got about three minutes,so shoot.
Okay,okay.Well,um, this--this might sound silly,but,um,
I've always been under the assumption that our birth mother would... |
I just want to be sure that you're sure.
Kitty,I deal with enough neuroses with my patients.
I'm sorry.
Well,w-wait.
What about dinner?
I've been on call for 36 hours.
Let's not waste each other's time.
can we talk?
Talk to stu.
I don't weigh in by the hour.
That reporter has photographs of you and the governor sneakin... |
The web applications aren't user-friendly enough.
No way.
A chimp could navigate that program.
But we didn't test it on a chimp.
Listen,people just want to enter a product and find out the greenest way to get it.
What did they think of our carbon footprint graph?
The colors are confusing.
If the asparagus is flown in f... |
hello.
All right,I'm panicked.
The parlor magician canceled on the day of the party.
- What's a parlor magician?
- Oh,I know.
It's the cool guy from victorian times who walked around the parlor doing tricks.
So much for the magic of tommy and julia.
What's a magic party without a magician?
It's a disaster,that's what i... |
Maybe it would help you make a decision.
It would.
But then what if I decide not to pursue it?
Your whole family would know.
Well,no one knows you except kitty,and she's not even gonna be there.
So we just tell 'em I'm some handsome stranger you picked up?
Yeah.
Bob.
Bob?
No,I don't want to be bob.
How about mick jagge... |
I want to find mine.
Can we just drop this?
Let's just go to the party,all right?
Everything's fine.
Great.Exactly what I'm in the mood for-- an anniversary party.Awesome.
Oh,hey.I-I thought we were meeting at the restaurant.
Oh,uh,no.
Um...
- trish canceled dinner.
- Oh.
Did something come up at the hospital?
No,actua... |
Then how,after everything we've been through, when we finally get chosen by a woman who is smart and talented and more than we ever could've hoped for in a birth mother,
- do you choose to go and confront her on her decision?
- Because we were about to get our hearts broken.
Well,if you're not ready to have your heart ... |
Tommy runs the family business.
He's the one that put the winery in, and he has the most beautiful little daughter--elizabeth-- my granddaughter.
And this is my son justin.
Well,that about sums it up.
Pick a card.
- That's the one you want?
- Yes.
- You're sure?
- yes.
- Positive?
- Positive.
Okay.
Was that your card?
... |
Uh,sarah's new business partner.
- Yeah,I'm consulting for¡a - consulting?
You're,like,one of the founders.So is he.
We're,uh,we're starting an internet company.
Oh,I-I didn't realize that you were in business with a magician.
Give it a break,holly.
Sarah,so who's your mom new guy?
- Mom has a guy?
- You don't know?
Sh... |
and elton-- he just went over there and gave him the heimlich maneuver,just like that.
Nora called the paramedics.
And then we started talking,and we have just so much in common.
- hilarious.
- Wow,M.
Some guy almost dies,and you go score a date.Good girl.
It's not a date,per se.
Yeah,and don't worry.
He w--he was fine... |
- What does that mean?
- It means the's a great love in store.
Someone is out there waiting for you.
Yeah,that would be my boyfriend.
He's out there waiting for me to say "I love you."
Actually,the placement indicates the distant future.
It could take years to meet this person.
Years?
What about now?
Um,what are you sa... |
All he says is I-
- I have to trust him.
Do you?
I don't know.
We all know you're the family cynic.
I mean,certainly,that's why you hate magic.
You just are always looking for the angle.
You can't give in to the illusion.
But robert is not an illusion.
That's what you're gonna have to decide for yourself-- if he's putt... |
Just this fortune-teller.
She said that you're not my great love.
Whatever.
Wait,that--that's why you said it,because some fortuneeller told youe were doomed?
So this is your moment?
Rebecca,this seems like a lame protest to me.
Justin,why are you making such a big deal out of this?
Well,I'm--I'm sorry.Where I come fro... |
I don't know,mom.
Maybe she's right.
I mean,really,a start-up in this financial climate?
Bear stearns can't even keep afloat, and I'm in business with a magician who wants to show me his rocket ship.
- Oh,no.
- You think I made a mistake.
- Oh,my god.
- Oh,god.It's bad.
I really screwed up.
Oh,hi.
Kitty,what are you do... |
- Elton,there you are.
You know,it's such a lovely evening out.
Why don't we take a walk?
That sounds like a date to me.
I was really enjoying talking to your family.
Oh!
Kitty.
George?
What-- what are you doing here?
This is elton.
That's mom's date.
Don't be rude.
Do you want a drink?
Oh.
You're-- you're dating ryan'... |
Hi.
Oh,my god.
unbelievable.
Since when are you friends with george lafferty?
- He kicked us out of his house.
- You went to his house?
- Look,this is really all my fault.
- No,it is not.
I invited you here to meet ryan's half siblings.
I'm soy we deceived u,but george needs to figure this out.
I thought meeting you mi... |
Robert's at home being furious.
Really?
How furious?
I went to see our birth mother.
Oh,of course.
Oh,good.Good,good,good.
Oh,no.
No,no.No,kevin.
Not good.
Bad.
Very bad.
N-- she changed her mind about the adoption.
She's not gonna go through with it,not with us anyway.
Well,did she hear something about robert?
No.
No,... |
No,no,no.I thought so,too.
But that's wrong.
- No,this reading's pretty clear.
- Well,the reading is wrong.
George is actually a very nice guy just caught in a really difficult situation.
I can identify with that.
Well,the way these cards are spread,this person represents a threat.
Maybe it's talking about his son ryan... |
I'm,uh,I'm george lafferty.
Oh,my god.
You're ryan's dad.
I guess you've heard about me,too.
I hope you don't mind,but nora told me about what happened with your daughter.
No,I don't mind.
It's just thatuh,she might not be the most reliable narrator.
Well,it's probably pretty complicated between you two.
No,actually,it... |
This was a mistake.
It--it won't be good for ryan orny of us.
I--I'd rather leave it alone.
I don't understand.
Our families are what they are.
Let's not destroy anything.
Good-bye,nora.
- Hi.
- Hey.
How was the party?
Oh,god.
Never a-- never a dull moment.
I'll tell you all about that later.
Robert...
I am really,real... |
- I know.
- And I'm gonna fix it.
I'm gonna make this right with trish.
I prise.I'M...
I'm gonna fix it.
- there she is.
- Good morning.
- Coffee.
- Thank you.
- What time is it?
- It's on time.
You laid down the law,remember?
Have you guys been to bed?
Are you kidding?
I worked a night at the magic manor.
That's like ... |
Well,so do we.
You know,you shouldee our credit card bills.
We're not gonna fail.
Miss clara last night told me we're gonna make boatloads of money.
you just gotta trust the process.
Maybe you're right.
Ethan,draw me a rocket ship.
Yes,ma'am.
you seen the paper today?
No,I-I was just-- "senator robert mccallister had a... |
Okay.
The governor's having an affair.
And it's messy,and there are children involved, and she wanted to meet with me to get my advice.
And I told her she's gotta come clean,but I don't know where this is gonna end.
Kevin,you have my trust, but there are gonna be times when I'm not gonna be able to tell you everything.... |
I can't help feeling there's something looming on the horizon.
Oh,it's a bit overdramatic,wouldn't you say?
Even the fortune-teller said that.
Now who's buying into magic?
She said someone would come into our lives that would cause great upheaval.
And she said that I would meet a nice woman and I would settle down.
All... |
It's just that I don't wt to change it for you.
So I'm just gonna-
- I'm gonna hang back and--and wait,and,uh... and trust you.
Well...
thank you.
But I already called my social worker.
She's sending me a new batch of files.
Oh,no,no,no.
Please,please.
Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.Robert and I... |
No.Um...
I've just been thinking.
You know that milestone we approached badly, the one we pretty much just smashed right into?
Yes,I,uh,I remember.
Yeah.
Um...
I was scared.
I've never said that to anyone before.
It always just kind of made things seem so final, and nothing ever felt final to me... except this.
I know ... |
It, it shows your passion for your work.
Actually, all of this is for my roommate.
It just...
I don't know, it makes him feel so at home.
- Where's home?
- Borneo.
You're gonna love him.
You're gonna love him.
Chango!
Chango.
You want to give him a peanut?
- I don't.
- Here you go.
Come on.
Just...
- hey, he took it!... |
No, no, no, no.
That's just a very powerful image, very intense.
Yeah.
- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.
I mean, their mating rituals are so raw and so beautiful.
I'll give you the raw.
Would you like to do that?
I'm sorry... do what?
That.
With me.
You...
want that?
Yeah.
I could maybe give you half that.
Come on, Gator.
Ta... |
Ey!
- Sorry.
That clears things up.
Look, I'm on my way to the office.
Is there the slightest chance
That you've signed your divorce papers?
He's still wearing his ring.
What do you think?
How many times do I have to tell you guys?
I can't get the damn thing off.
- you try.
- Do not pull that finger.
Gator, I'm gettin... |
- Who's the new guy?
- Actually, I met him at the gym.
He's funny, he's smart, he works for the Celtics.
He's got great posture.
Really clean fingernails.
He's, honorable.
- What's a matter with this guy?
- He's short.
He's really short.
He can't help that.
I know, but I've just never dated a guy shorter than me befor... |
Well, all stitched up.
Keep those bandages clean.
Thanks, Doc.
Hey, we'll pick you up at 7:00, all right?
Actually, I think tonight I'm going to pass on the festivities.
- What?
!
- What are you talkin' about?
Well, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but, you know, tonight is my birthday.
Hey, I totally forgot... |
Have fun tonight.
- Thank you.
- Nice job, Jack.
It was all I could do not to give you a standing ovation.
Katherine, meet Jack.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you Mr. Gately.
- The pleasure's mine.
- Katherine's my VP of operations.
She's been the brains behind my company for 15 years.
Ah, that's Baloney.
He's the br... |
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.
Hey, man...
What are you doin'?
Me and the lady are totally connecting.
Man, we're like on the same wavelength or something.
You know why?
'Cause she's 16!
Now sign her yearbook and start talking to the adults.
I'm just, you know, I'm a little out of practice, you know.
This is my first date s... |
Did you do this?
I did it!
You did this!
- Happy birthday!
Make a wish.
- Thank you.
Let's make this the best birthday you have ever had.
Sign me up.
Oh, you know what?
I know of this incredible cheesecake place.
They have the most amazing mango chutney cheesecake.
- It is like... it melts in your mouth.
- Good.
Che... |
- You're disappointed.
- No, no.
It's a silly idea.
- It's not a silly idea.
It is.
No.
We can do your thing.
- But I don't want to do...
- The, the cheesecake thing.
- Yeah, we'll have fun.
- It's a good...
Do you know what?
It's my birthday.
I'll fly if I want to.
- Let's do it!
- I don't even care right now!
Oh, ... |
Yeah, well, I just might need it!
Hey, it's almost tip-off time.
I gotta go take care of some business.
Don't go anywhere, all right?
I'll be back in a snap.
Gator.
Hey, look, you were so right.
No, no, I just want to thank you for encouraging me to open my mind.
Yeah, tim is so...
- Lucky the Leprechaun!
- Oh, my god,... |
No, no, no.
You know what?
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
Somebody I want you to meet.
Stay there, ok?
That's right, run!
- Then I was confused by what I wanted.
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
Hey, she is 29.
It was my first question out of the gate.
I have an emergency.
Where is she?
Ok.
See that beauty ... |
You can take the limo.
I'll cab it.
Ok.
I'll do it.
Only because it's you.
Ok.
Thank you.
Hey, be discreet.
Don't worry.
When have I ever not been discreet?
Now!
Live in the now.
Live in the now.
Gotta live... good party, isn't it?
Llllllucky the Leprechaunnnn!
Yeah!
That one's for you.
Are you ok?
We'll take 2.
We'r... |
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
I was just checking the scores.
Why didn't you check them at your own place?
'Cause I just tucked Kitty into your bed.
But...
Why'd you bring her here?
What do you mean?
You told me to bring her home for you.
Her home, not my home!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You said, and I quote, "pleas... |
Gator!
- I gotta go.
- No, Tommy!
No, you have to take her home!
By the way, I put your hamper by the bed in case she throws up again.
Gator, come to bed!
- Oh my god!
- You're in luck.
This morning, kitty waxed her whiskers.
Annie, Annie.
Listen to me.
Annie, look, last night may just have been like the best night
- o... |
What do you say we just go ahead and settle up here, birthday boy?
No, no, I already settled up.
I paid in advance.
For dinner, so all you're responsible for is the additional balance.
Additional balance?
What does he mean, additional balance?
Here's the breakdown.
You had her for 10 hours at the regular rate, the la... |
And what about guy?
Guy.
He's back at Cirque du Soleil.
I don't know.
I was just hoping there's maybe some chance that we could...
It's Dr. Freddy.
I got raped by a monkey the other day.
I should probably take this.
Freddy, can I call you...
What?
Hooker?
What... what...
Chuck?
Who's Chuck?
Freddy, slow down.
Slow..... |
Come on, I got systems.
Cash only.
Come on, man!
What kind of business are you running?
He said that she didn't in about.
- Hey!
I tried, all right?
37-year-old virgin here wanted to wait.
- I thought she was different.
- She is different.
She's a hooker.
Where am I supposed to get 8 grand cash on a sunday, Mr. I got ... |
All good under the hood.
No sign of effection.
- You really sign it?
- Yeah.
I had an unexpected vistor this morning.
I begin to see things a little more clearly.
What visitor?
What a lovely day!
Mr.Gately, I...
look forward to seeing you tomorrow morning at the office, at which time I would supply you a new hamper an... |
I'm way past consequences.
This needs to end tonight.
Whoops.
Whoops?
It's my neighbor's car.
We were gonna put it back.
It was just a dare.
Is there a problem here, Officer?
You wanted my attention, Shawn, you got it, buddy.
Wait.
You guys know each other?
Yeah.
He's sort of my dad.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask ... |
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
Me?
Never mind, rookie, I'll do it myself.
Burton Guster.
Dude.
I'm freaking out.
You have to help me.
What's wrong?
My mom is here.
She's back in the country?
Back in the country?
Try, try back in the city.
Try downstairs in my dad's kitchen.
Where are you?
Hiding out in my bedroom.
Oh, my God! ... |
For the police department?
I guess, I don't know.
I haven't found out much because, apparently, it's 1988 in my house and no one felt the need to tell me anything.
I know my dad is behind all of this...
Oh, my God!
Furby!
Dude, did you know I had a Furby?
Shawn, I have no time for this.
I've got my own problems.
I hav... |
Did you just call me "honey"?
I did not.
I was going to say "hunchback. "
Oh, Shawnie, look at this.
Not only does your father own a very expensive bottle of Bordeaux, he hand-made little cucumber sandwiches.
Do you believe that?
Wow, he is just chock full of surprises today.
Well, I'm allowed to expand my horizons, ... |
What...
I do.
Are you having money problems?
Henry, why don't you buy him a phone?
Mom, I'm fine.
I'm not having money problems.
I dropped my phone while I was solving a very important crime.
I was on the front page of the newspaper yesterday.
Yeah.
May I speak with you privately?
What the hell is going on in there?
... |
I was reading the paper yesterday and something caught my attention.
Have to say I was surprised, considering you seem to already have a full-time job.
This is just something I do on the side.
A hobby, really.
Like collecting thimbles or raising carrier pigeons.
You raise carrier pigeons?
No.
Not at all.
That's total... |
It was a crazy week.
It seems to me you had a crazy year.
I have taken the liberty of preparing this for you.
What is this?
It's a termination notice.
Or, you could quit your other job.
You tell me.
Good choice.
I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth
I know, you know They just don't have any proof
Embrace the... |
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