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Could you take us down there for a look? -He's tweeking. -Third one today. Could I see his belongings? Over here. May we see the patient's belongings, please? Thank you. Call me if you get more. I will. Cupid's busy. Looks like our mummy cooked up some crap before blowing himself up. Let's hope he's dumb and lazy. No t...
Now's the time to build some new ones. How so? The good news this headline is exactly what we needed to brand you for the voters. -lt came out well. -I've decided to back you for City Council. I was hoping that's what this was about. Thank you. I'd like you and Aurora to join me for dinner tomorrow night. Será un place...
I kind of froze a little. I'll bet you did great. Listen, pass or fail, I do want to thank you for tutoring me. Can I buy you dinner tomorrow? Sure. Great. Tomorrow night. You pick the place. -Can I help you? -Yes. I'm looking for Detective Gannon. I've been leaving him messages for the last two months. Detective Gan...
This doesn't make any sense. This is from my daughter's rubber stamp kit. You didn't know your husband was involved? He's a web page designer, not a drug dealer. He and his friend Eric had been looking for jobs ever since the company they worked for had gone bust. Who's Eric? Andy and Eric went to college together. I t...
There's an unserved warrant. Year-old lottery ticket. Weight Watchers coupon. Like that lard ass would ever use it. He just dumped his desk drawer into this box. The clock ran out on this case a year ago. I'm not shoveling the ice off the clue trail. We owe it to her. No, Gannon owes her. You want me to fly solo? No. ...
You got to own something for me to trespass, welfare nigger! My job is getting nasty with Fran. Fran, don't do this! We together now! What you want? Let me talk! Give me two minutes, girl! -You don't have two. -Then give me one minute! We're through, Hooper! Fran, don't do this! She won't give you the time of day. St...
This is my shot. I won't get another. You won't need another. Power is an aphrodisiac. Died about 20 minutes ago. Second, so far. Third one scrambled his brains. And all from the same college. We better find this stuff, or you'll be stacking them higher. Ambulances bring them in? All but that one. Who brought him? Tha...
Please, no! -Where'd he get it? -I don't know! Fine! Kiss your brother again! We gave it to all the pledges! It was supposed to be funny, sending them to class on speed! Jesus! Where'd you get it from? Effi! Effi Montecito! He deals to all the frats. Good. Now let me show you how we haze our pledges. Detective Gannon ...
Look, I'll get you some chips. Thanks. Have you talked to anyone, like a grief counselor? Didn't help. I know some that are very good. I don't know. It's already been a year. I'm sure it feels like it was yesterday when you got that call. Our dealer Effi's a 25-year-old still living in his old frat house. -Can't seem ...
It's not gonna work. I got nothing to lose. My guys have taken fire from every scumbag in town. They're going down because some rookie thinks he saw something? I did see something. I'm not gonna let you destroy their lives. So you're gonna try and destroy mine? You're not giving me any choice. Handing in this arrest re...
He didn't. Then what? Maybe I let his reputation cloud my judgment. Question. "Are you positive it was two kilos of cocaine?" Answer. "Yes. " I'm not sure anymore. Julien, failure to report corruption and giving false testimony are both serious offenses. I'll accept whatever punishment I have to. Sorry to disappoint yo...
What now? Look at this. "Hoe"? Goddamn bastard call her that for everybody to see. How do you know Hooper did this? Hooper's not a very good speller. Look it over. Sign right there. -So he can't come within 10 feet? -That's a restraining order. -This complaint can justify it. -What if he comes near me? Then I'll make ...
I told the detective last year. I was in Phoenix on business. Why are you just getting around to Kyle's murder now? Unfortunately, the file slipped through a crack in the system. Judging from today's newspaper, I'm surprised any crack slips past you guys. Those are just allegations. Sure. Got to stick up for your own....
It's sure to go quickly. $25,000 is pretty steep. Our services aren't cheap but you ask any of the parents here, they'll tell you it's worth it. It seems wonderful. I know it's an important decision, but I suggest you make it quickly. Excuse me. Julien. Reverend, why are you here? Your captain said you were struggling ...
Okay, come on, boys. Of course. You want to go in there unprotected? Let's go, ladies. Who's up? Are you serious? Tim, you just volunteered. Who's that? Who the hell are you? Decency police. Let me guess, Effi Montecito? Yeah. You're coming with us. What? This one we do my way. If you feel we have time for that. I tho...
You're 25 years old! Grow up, will you? You stupid son of a bitch! -What the hell's the matter with you? -Stop! Your stuff has killed somebody! Guard! You know what you're doing to your family? Go on! Let them take you! Go on, you stupid piece of shit! You see if I'm gonna bail you out this time! I like doing things y...
You're six credits shy of graduating for the last four years. You're a drug dealer who spends his free time watching pledges hump sheep, and he's the stupid one? Any more bad crank still out there? Only the stuff that Manny's holding for collateral. Who's Manny? He's who we borrowed the money from to start the meth lab...
When do you need it? Tomorrow. So long as we're clear, I'm giving the money to you. Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. I tried to call, but the phone's disconnected. Yeah. -Is everything okay? -Yeah. I just, forgot to pay the bill. But it'll be on in a couple of days, so.... No problem. I need to check on one thing, and I'...
'Bye. I called the Reverend Cook because I was worried. I know this is tough. You shouldn't have. I don't know what Mackey did or said but I know it took fortitude to come forward in the first place. Where's that fortitude now? I made a mistake. Yes, you have and I want to help you rectify it. I don't want your help. Y...
You know what? We'll get you a new one, okay? Why does he do stuff like that? He never listens. Matthew listens. He just understands things differently. Come here. See how you make your letters so neat get them to fit inside the lines? Yeah. Matthew he doesn't know how to make things fit. He needs help with that kind o...
I knew twice in one day was too much to hope for. "Shoe"? What are you doing here? -I told you, I only needed two minutes. -He bumped into me at the Vons. Who painted that "S"? I couldn't scrub off "hoe," so I figured that was the next best thing. -Why are we here? -Lamar slashed my tires again. He gets jealous. I want...
No, not that trip. 9:30. So, you were on the 8:00 flight? Exactly. I checked the flight manifests. Your flight flew out at 10:00. You want to tell me something, Ari? You did it, ass wipe! Say it! Yes, I killed him! I didn't plan it! He just found out I was stealing money from our joint account. He accused me. I got s...
I can't hear. Your brother blew up-- 'Cause of you, son of a bitch! Stop, you goddamn crazy kid! My eye! He'd still be alive.... What is this, is this a bug? You taping me, bitch? You taping me? I'm gonna kill you. Drop it! Don't make me kill you! Self-defense, man! Crazy bastard was trying to kill me! Paul just atta...
Why would Ari kill him? He was siphoning off money from the business. Kyle caught him red-handed. He was gonna blow the whistle. -Thank you, detectives. -Don't mention it. It's our job. I'll check in on you in a few weeks, just to make sure you're doing okay. I hope you keep that appointment. This is a lot to take in,...
Ten pounds of junk is out there. Enough to kill dozens, and he's holding all the cards. This might be a good time for us to start doing things my way. And what way would that be, exactly? Captain. Didn't see you there. Someone should put a bell around your neck. Where are we with this meth thing? Between a rock and a ...
But it's not disaster, either. David, people remember the headlines. Most times, they don't even read past them. -This being politics.... -Perception is reality. Learning fast. Don't worry about it, I live up to my promises. You're my man. Get used to it. I see you at 8:00. How'd things go with Mackey today? Fine. Goo...
I am so weak. I hate this thing inside of me. Julien. You can't go through life hating who you are. I pushed away everyone my partner, my reverend, Tomas. I'm alone. No, you're not. You were there for me. I'm there for you. It is so nice to have someone else cook dinner. It smells incredible. Thanks. One of the keys is...
He's a good kid. Maybe he deserves a second chance. Most of us do. I'll see you. Right. Sir. Danny. The Strike Team's back in business, effective tomorrow. Did you ever have any doubt? I did this time. I'm tired, Vic. I just can't keep explaining these messes or cleaning up after them. Ben. I'm not gonna let myself get...
That doesn't mean Vic and his guys didn't steal drugs. –But without evidence... –I saw them pocket cocaine. Cops here will treat you like a traitor. You ready for that kind of heat? –I'll have to be. –We need to keep this under control. I'll talk to my people, make sure there are no leaks on this end. This is an IAD fi...
Don't gun it! Too many people! On the wrong side of the road again! There's a vehicle! That was nearly a collision! Farmington cops investigated for stealing drugs? The chief dunked my balls like a couple of doughnuts in his coffee. –You have any idea how this got out? –Yeah! You leaked it! –Me? –You come across like ...
–Howdy, partner. –Slumming with us ordinary detectives. Don't get too excited. It's just temporary. Promises, promises. Looks like we're running together today. –Yeah. –There's traffic up ahead. –He's trying to get... –Northbound, over. It's coming our way. Block this intersection. –When we're clear, cross the street. ...
–Got it. God! Oh, God. Could've used a higher sunscreen. The story's even worse than you said. It's all in there. We're screwed! The story's even worse than you said. It's all in there. We're screwed! Give me till the end of the day, this thing goes away. What're you talking about? We're gonna have to make this thin...
Lay low, man. Do your work. Leave this thing to me. Hey. Hey! I'm still here. –Julien... –I hear you. –Well, you gotta help me out. –Nothing I can do. –How did that cop know about us? –I don't know. Pulled some strings. Got you released until your court date. –You did? –Yeah. I just need help with one thing first. I'...
It never happened. What? Julien. Julien! –You heard him. It never happened. –He needs me. –Aren't you full of yourself? It's over. –That's not what he said. That's what I say. He's got a lot on his mind right now. He doesn't need you complicating things. Stay away. –You can't keep us apart. –I've seen your sheet....
How's the poor sap? Third-degree burns over 60 percent of his body. He's gonna die. Here are his things. The skin showed traces of red phosphorus and hydrogen chloride. –He blew himself up in a meth lab. –I'm seeing two, three of these a month. Every bozo from here to San Bernardino thinks he can cook crank. Don't kno...
–Why don't we just take turns. –Take turns? We follow one lead your way, next one my way. Your way's not gonna land me in the papers, is it? –Don't believe everything you read. –Okay. Who goes first? –Ladies go first. –All I know is the ID of the driver... so let's start with his family. –Lead the way. –David. –Jorge....
Don't believe everything you read. You gotta wonder where they come up with this stuff. –Anything break yet? –No. There's a crack den on Temple due for a toss. Want to hit it? I wish I could. I've gotta go over some open files. Alrighty then. Danny! How was the sergeant's test? I don't know. It's gonna be close. I ki...
Well, he was investigating a case. My husband was murdered. –Here, have a seat. –Thank you. I haven't heard anything in ages. I couldn't understand why he wasn't returning my calls. –What's your husband's name? –Kyle Kelner. I'll pull the file. I'll be right back. So you lost your husband. –Year ago today. –I'm so sorr...
You know, but how was I supposed to help him? He's the one who went to college. Now they're asking me to end his life. What do I do? Thanks for standing up for me earlier. That's what partners do. Even if you don't agree with them. –Don't agree with them? –Look, this is a brotherhood. Everybody knows that but you. –You...
–Excuse me? –The I lost my husband tragically... but I'm young, hot and in need of an emotional release sex. –You're kidding, right? –What? You've never covered some homicide and gone back later for a statement? This one's been hanging on the vine for a year, man. She is ripe. –Get out of here! She's with me now. –Ju...
–Fran, don't do this. –She's not giving you the time of day. –Don't do that, Fran. –He don't deserve you, girl. –Get on inside. Come on. Fran. Come on, now, don't do this, baby! Finishing the marketing plan. Has to be done before I fly to Houston. –Don't think you're getting any. –Is that any way... to talk to the ne...
That guy over there. Police. You knew the OD victim? He was rushing my frat. I'm the pledgemaster. This part of rush week? –My father's a lawyer. –Mine was a bricklayer. So what? Fowler, Coughlin Rose. You wanna talk to me, talk to them. We are definitely doing this one my way. Get the hell off me! –You want him to ...
Good. Now let me show you how we haze our pledges. Detective Gannon left a long list of TBIs... Detective Gannon left a long list of TBIs... to be interviewed. So we're starting from scratch. What exactly was your husband's business? Property management. He owned condos, rented them out. And he was found at a construc...
It'll take a few hours to get the warrant. I'll start. Not a problem. I got some errands to run, anyway. What's going on? This IAD thing's still hanging out there. I told you. I'm not changing my statement. –I'm willing to keep your secret. –Sure you are. I am. What do you think, I'm gonna twist your arm? –All you got...
–There you go. –All right. Vic! –I'm not sure they stole any drugs. –What? It was dark. They were at the other end. My view was obstructed. You never said your view was obstructed. Well, it was. You didn't see Mackey put two bricks of cocaine into a weapons bag? I can't be positive. You didn't see Shane Vendrell drive...
–How'd you get him to back off? –I reasoned with the man. You are my personal hero. –Get out. –Sure. I got a big case I'm working. –What did you do to him? –To who? –Officer Lowe. –Nothing. –Is he okay? –He changed his statement. IAD hasn't notified me. If anything happens to him... Can't see why it would. Listen, I ...
–Then I make him my bitch. Now sign it. –Sometimes I see him at the Vons. –Vons? What Vons? –Well, he helps with my shopping. –Helps with your shopping? –Hell, no. That stops right here. –Back off. Just let her think it through. She needs to sign the damn thing. Okay, baby. It's all good. So you were Kyle Kelner's ...
Wish I could find another one like him. Haven't had a decent job since he died. –Must be real tough on you. –Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's times like this when you need someone to lean on. –Like a husband or boyfriend or... –I'm single. Our specialized care is designed to meet the needs of autistic children... including s...
–Reverend. What are you doing here? Your captain called. He said you were struggling with a decision. Some reason, thought I might be able to help. Come on, police stations make me nervous. I need a smoke. I went back on my statement because I'm not sure what I saw. What made you sign it in the first place? I don't ...
Who's up? –Are you serious about this? Hey, what's happening? –Who the hell are you? –Decency police. –Let me guess. Effi Montecito? –Yeah. –You're coming with us. –What? –This one we do my way. –If you feel we have time for that. Hey! I thought screwing sheep went out with New Wave. We weren't really gonna make them...
You stupid son of a bitch. –What the hell's the matter with you? –Stop! –Your stuff is killing... –Shut up! Hey, hey, hey, that's enough! Don't you know what you're doing to your family? Go on. Let them take you. Go on. You stupid piece of shit! You see if I'm gonna bail you out this time. I like doing things your ...
You're six credits shy of graduating for the last four years. You're a drug dealer who spends his time watching pledges hump sheep. –And he's the stupid one? –Any more bad crank still out there? Only the stuff Manny's holding for collateral. Who's Manny? He's the guy we borrowed the money from to start the meth lab. Wh...
–I'm supposed to give you cash? –You're not giving it to Vic. You're giving it to me. So we can save some lives. –When do you need it? –Tomorrow. So long as we're clear, I'm giving the money to you. –Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. –Hey. I tried to call, but the phone's disconnected. –Is everything okay? –Oh, yeah. I ju...
–Detective, do you have to...? Thanks for taking care of this. –Thanks. –My pleasure. Good night. Bye. I called Reverend Cook because I was worried. I know how tough this is. You shouldn't have done that. I don't know what Mackey did or said... but I know it took fortitude to come forward in the first place. –Where i...
–We barely see you enough already. –What do you want? I'm not mad. We just miss you. –Matthew ruined my notebook. –Let me see here. You know what? We'll get you a new one, okay? Why does he do stuff like that? He never listens. No, Matthew listens. He just understands things differently. Come here. You see how you ma...
When he hears that the case fell apart... If he backs out, what happens? Gilroy's getting squeezed. First chance he gets, he's gonna take it out on me. There's gotta be something you can do. I can't think of what. I really thought this was my shot. I'm so sorry. I knew twice in one day was too much to hope for. Shoe? ...
It's the right thing to do. Go to Phoenix often, Ari? –Sometimes. –Who were you meeting with... the night that Kyle was killed? –A business acquaintance. Did you have dinner? No, I got in around 9:30. We had drinks. Did you get a chance to see your family? Family? –No, not that trip. –9:30. So you were on the 8:00 fli...
You set him up, I knocked him down. Oh, yeah. You are great. You're great. You're great. Don't you, just once, wish you worked for Beverly Hills P.D? I'll bet you their wires work. You don't like the World War II hand-me-down? You guys still owe me 20... –The lab exploded. –Not my problem. You want the drugs... –Thi...
He just ruined everything. I told you he's stupid. He killed Eric, okay? He killed my brother. This doesn't screw up my deal, does it? Your informant attacks me while working for you? Your informant attacks me while working for you? My lawyer's gonna buy a house off this. You were ready to kill Paul. But I didn't. And...
He's still not gonna be there when I get home, is he? I just don't wanna be alone anymore. Listen, Danny, I know this is short notice, but I have to break our... –Cancel our dinner tonight. –Everything all right? Yeah. A friend of mine's having a crisis... –It's no problem. –I'm really sorry. I'll just work a double. ...
I was handcuffed. –Man, you guys got a lot of rules. –You know something? You might not have pulled any triggers, but people are dead... because of what you did. You're on my radar now. Okay. Trust me, that's not a good thing. Just have fun tonight. They're all dying to meet you. That's why I'm here. It kills me, Jorge...
It doesn't matter to me. How was your day? Shane wants to hit the monster truck rally on Friday. Gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk. Not about anything they heard from me. Hey, might not feel like it, but you did the right thing yesterday. I'm not gay. Julien, come on. I'm not. It's this thing... insid...
–No. Strainer? Today has been very emotional for you. There's a lot of... delayed grief, pent-up confusion, misplaced feelings. I'm not gonna take advantage of that. Hold me. –Hey. –What's up? This whole IAD thing. –I shut you out. Looks like I was wrong. –This thing confused a lot of people. Yeah, I know. Killed my ...
We're done, Vic. I just can't have your back anymore. I thought I owed it to you to tell you. Subtitles by SDI Media Group ⬄25000÷1000⬄ They left without me. Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the sloth? Get off my face. Whoa, you and me, we make a great team. What do you say we just head south together? Great, ye...
Manfred, and I'm not your friend. If you're looking for the humans, you're wasting your time. They left this morning. They couldn't be far. You don't know much about tracking, do you? They headed north two hours ago. You could have died, trying to save me. That's what you do in a herd. You look out for each other. Come...
It can save you. Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth. Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct. This guy giving you trouble, sis? Sis? That's right. These are my brothers. I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch. Hey, she should come with us. Are you ins...
Fine. Manny. It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave. Ellie, I don't want us to be together because we have to. I want us to be together because we want to. And I wanna be with you, Ellie. What do you say? Oh, Manny, I thought you were going... You're possum enough for me. The baby's coming! The baby's coming! Watch it! I'...
What are you doing here? Our friend was taken by a dinosaur. Well! He's dead. Welcome to my world. Wait! Sloth down! It's not so bad down here. Nice weather, friendly neighbours. Hi, neighbour. Rudy. Rudy? Peaches! Peaches? Peaches! The baby! What, now? This? Not good. Stranger danger! That's right! Come on! Yee-ha...
She looks just like her mother. Thank goodness. It's good to have you back, Sid. Never thought I would say this, but I missed you, buddy. All right, mammals, let's get you home. That's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the ice age. What was that? I think we're almost there! I'll bury you all and dance on your graves. So fr...
Prepare the plank! Prepare the plank! Preparing the plank! Ain't going to happen, captain. Does anyone have floaties? There! Land! Everyone paddle. Paddle! Guys, over here. Come on, it's a shortcut. Wow! That is amazing. Huh? Guys, we should get out of here. This is epic! Go! Go! Go! Hey, peach, loosen up! Have so...
Peaches? There she is! Dad! Go, go, I'm right behind you. No! I'm right behind you. Dad! No! There's nowhere to run, Manny. Sometimes, it pays to weigh eleven tons! No! Bon voyage, monkey boy! Did somebody hail a whale? How's that for an entrance? HERE WE GO! HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, MY SON. NOW, THIS IS A SUNDAE, BUT -...
ALL FOR YOU, MY SON! ALL FOR ME, MY SON! MMM! AND WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER, WE'RE GONNA HAVE BEER WITH THIS. [ COOS ] HAH! OH, BABY. Jim: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOY. LOOK, HONEY, IT'S A "LITTLE MAN" WORKBENCH. YOU LIKE THAT? LOOK AT THIS. IT'S GOT A WRENCH AND A SCREWDRIVER AND A SAW. YOU CA...
HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ME. I'M POOPING. I TRY AND MAKE A JOKE, AND HE SHOWS ME UP. ALL RIGHT, ANDY, WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST NOW THAT KYLE AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY -- WHICH IS GREAT. BIG FAN. ARE WE GONNA CELEBRATE TOGETHER EVERY YEAR? NO! SOMEDAY, YOU'LL DIE. I LOVE KYLE. I GUESS I JUST DON'T WAN...
SURPRISE ME. NO COCONUT. RUSTY SCHOONER? ISN'T THAT THE PLACE WITH THE 72-OUNCE STEAK? OH, JIM, JIM, THAT'S 4 1/2 POUNDS OF MEAT. IT'S LIKE TRYING TO EAT YOUR OWN HEAD. OOH, AND IF YOU FINISH IT, THEY GIVE YOU THIS LITTLE METAL PIN THAT'S SHAPED LIKE AN ANCHOR. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO FOR THE PIN. I'M GOING FOR THE CHALL...
COME ON, BIRTHDAYS ARE A BIG DEAL. THANK YOU, JIM. YOU'RE WELCOME, DANA. MORE CAKE? DON'T MIND IF I DO. NO, I MEAN I WANT YOU TO GET ME SOME MORE CAKE. ALL RIGHT, UNLESS CHERYL THINKS I'M SPOILING YOU. HA HA HA! OH, I'LL GET IT. SHE'LL NEVER GET THE RIGHT ICE-CREAM-TO-CAKE RATIO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT? OH, L...
YOU RIPPED THEM WHEN YOU WERE CARRYING YOUR SUMMER WEIGHT. HEY, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT WITH DANA? I KEEP ASKING HER NOT TO SPEND SO MUCH, BUT EVERY BIRTHDAY, EVERY HOLIDAY, IT'S $100, $200 GIFTS. IF SHE'S STUPID ENOUGH TO LOVE OUR KIDS AS MUCH AS WE DO, SHE DESERVES IT. [ GRUNTS ] AAGH! AAH! UNH! HEY, REMEMBER LAST HALLO...
WITH YOU ON MY ARM, EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M HEF. NO, THEY WON'T. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE NOT TWINS. BUT IF YOU WERE... NO, JIM. NO, NO. [ Chanting ] GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! YAY! YAY!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE THINNED OUT THE HERD. ALL RIGHT, GET TOGETHER. BAAAGGH! VERY PRETTY. VERY PRETTY. AHOY, MATEYS. [ BLOWS WHISTLE ] SEEMS YOU TWO SWABS HAVE POLISHED OFF OUR FAMOUS 72-OUNCE LANDLUBBER. YEP! AND IT'S ABOUT TO SET SAIL. AVAST, ME HEARTY. REQUESTING AN OFFICIAL GOLD...
* * WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE BIRTHDAY BOY? * * SERVE HIM CAKE AND COFFEE * YAY! I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. HONEY! HONEY! HONEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, IT WAS EITHER FINISH THE STEAK OR KEEP MY PANTS ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. OH, HERE, I'LL TAKE THAT. NO, NO, NO, NO. L...
WELL, I DO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU. GIVE... ME... THE... CHECK. BARNACLE BILL'S! THEY HAVE THE PINS. AH! UHH! [ GURGLING ] DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? NO, IT WAS MY STOMACH. OH, CAN YOU BLAME IT? YOU ATE 72 OUNCES OF MEAT. NO, CHERYL, I CONQUERED 72 OUNCES OF MEAT. CAN YOU BELIEVE DANA SAID THAT TONIGHT? SHE SAID, "I MAKE ...
SHE WAS TRYING TO RUB IT IN MY FACE, LIKE SHE DOES WHEN SHE BUYS THOSE EXPENSIVE GIFTS. WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. WHEN I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE GIFTS, I BELIEVE YOU SAID, "IT'S ONLY MONEY." I SAY LOTS OF THINGS. I SAID I WAS GONNA HAVE A DIET COKE TONIGHT. WHAT DID I HAVE? SIX BEERS. THERE YOU GO. YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. Y...
DANA, I LOVE IT! LOOK, IT'S JACK SPRAT, 4 AND 20 BLACKBIRDS, HEY, DIDDLE-DIDDLE, A COUPLE OF RABBITS FALLING DOWN A HILL. I'M REALLY PROUD OF HOW IT TURNED OUT. WHAT DO YOU THINK, JIM? I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT'S NICE. THAT SPOON AND THAT DISH RUNNING OFF TOGETHER, IT'S KIND OF UNNATURAL, BUT... DANA, IT IS BEAUTIFUL. I...
DARN IT. GIRLS, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR A PONY OR ENOUGH MONEY TO TAKE PEOPLE OUT TO A STEAK DINNER OR WHATEVER. IT'S THAT THE BEST GIFTS COME FROM HERE, NOT FROM HERE. FROM YOUR BUTT? NO, FROM MY WALLET. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, GIRLS, IS THAT THE PONY ISN'T IMPORTANT. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS LOVE. YOU UND...
IS BETTER. I GOT THE GIRLS A PONY. WHAT? OH, TELL ME IT'S JUST FOR THE DAY. YOU BOUGHT A PONY? NO, CHERYL! WE BOUGHT A PONY. I PUT YOUR NAME ON THE CARD. OH. [ DISTANT BRAYING ] WHAT? THAT'S NOT A PONY! PONY, DONKEY -- THE GIRLS AREN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. BESIDES, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A PONY IS? LIKE,...
[ LAUGHS ] [ ANGRY SNORTING ] WELL, WHEN HE CALMS DOWN, I'M GONNA PUT IT ON HIM. I'M A LITTLE SCARED OF HIM RIGHT NOW. HE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY, AND HIS NAME IS PAUL. I'M NOT MARRIED TO THAT NAME. SPEAKING OF BEING MARRIED TO AN ASS... THAT'S FUNNY, I'M GONNA USE THAT. THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE KEEPING THAT DONKEY. WH...
I BOUGHT YOU THE PONY. IT'S NOT A PONY! [ BOTH CRYING ] NICE GOING, CHERYL. THIS WILL BLOW OVER, PAUL. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. IT WAS PAUL'S. PAUL. [ SCOFFS ] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED HIM? [ LAUGHS ] DONKEY-HOTEY. YOU KNOW, LIKE DON QUIXOTE? "MAN OF LA MANCHA"? NO? OOH! HOW ABOUT MR. APPLESAUCE? OH... SHE IS SO ...
[ PAUL BRAYS ] COMING, MR. APPLESAUCE! HIS NAME IS PAUL! GIVE HIM HIS DIGNITY. HONEY? HONEY, WHEN DANA COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM, I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HER. WHY? I DIDN'T KICK THE MURAL AND PEE ON IT. WOW, WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE, JIM. HOWEVER, YOU DID BUY THE DONKEY BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PROVE THAT YOU COU...
GO-GO. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT. WAIT. DANA, UM... SO, THE MURAL, HUH? HA! YEAH. YEAH. [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THAT DONKEY IS AN ASS. CHERYL GAVE ME THAT. SHE ALSO, YOU KNOW, PUT THE MURAL IN THE GARAGE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE BIG ENOUGH. WE CAN BOTH FORGIVE HER, HUH? JIM, THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MURAL. YOU'RE...
IT'S WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT -- "I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU" -- IN FRONT OF MY KIDS. DANA, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE COMING UP TO YOU AND ASKING YOU FOR STUFF INSTEAD OF ME, THEIR FATHER. I'M THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, AND WHEN YOU SAID THAT, IT JUST CUT ME OFF AT THE KNEES. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS PAY FOR DINNER. DANA, THA...
THAT DIRECTV WITH THE SPORTS PACKAGE. REALLY? RUBY HAS BEEN CHATTERING ABOUT IT. SOMETHING ABOUT INTERNATIONAL SOCCER. SO ARE WE OKAY? YEAH. SHOULD WE HUG? NO. OKAY. WHEW! LISTEN, THE MURAL? I WANT TO PAY FOR IT. BUT BETWEEN THE STEAK DINNER AND THE DONKEY/PONY... I'M JUST A LITTLE TAPPED OUT RIGHT NOW. OH, THAT'S OKAY...
[ SMOOCHS ] HE REALLY NEEDS TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND. I THINK HE JUST DID. (woman) 911. What is your emergency? (distorted) I �m tired of the way things are, as opposed to the way they should be. (woman) Is this an emergency? Where are you located? (distorted) That really doesn �t matter. - Can we have your name? - of co...
A world ofpandemonium. Without police, the weak and diseased would be gone. Streets red with blood. The way nature intended it to be. There will be another body found tonight. Thank you foryour time. April fool, right? - You �re kidding, right? - You �ve picked a very fine diamond. I �ll tell you what, throw in a car a...
What d �you wanna hear? I got him giftwrapped out in the trunk. - We �re gettin � close. - That �s bullshit. - No, we �re getting close. - I hope so. - Tucker didn �t deserve that. - No cop does. He �s puttin � bodies on display like trophies. Son of a bitch knows we �re the ones who have to look at �em, that �s why....
Yeah, ease up. You finished? Oh, yeah, everyone here knows I �m an asshole. (laughter) - You got that right. - You are an asshole. Everyone knows that. That �s a fact of life. Bring these guys anything they want, please. Just keep their mouths full. Wake up, Sleeping Beauty. You wanna tell me why you were late for di...
- Stop bustin � me already. Lucky for you, I �ve been checking out the competition, and the pickings are pretty damn slim, so I was thinking, what the hell? Why not stay with me? Are you tryin � to tell me somethin �, huh? Maybe. Maybe not. I have a surprise. I got this great surprise, but it �s gonna have to keep fo...
- Friend of yours? - Yeah. A long time. I can �t find any sign of gunpowder tattooing. The shooter was most likely several feet back. He was in whispering distance. See the starburst splitting of the skin here, Doc? Gun was pressed directly against the head. The killer wanted him to feel the barrel. Nine dead cops ins...
Who is this? They �ve all died because of you. - What are you talkin � about? - We �ll get to that. But first things first. You know, she �s got a lovely place here. Nice neighbourhood. It almost looked safe... until now. You really should have stayed home and played house, instead of playing hunter. He �s at my house...
You still haven �t told me what you want. Four years ago you were in charge ofan investigation ofa series ofmurders. Atrocities against prostitutes. I call it removing diseased filth. You got very close to getting me. You �d rather protect them and remove me. You made my life hell. So now I �m returning the favour. - K...
Hey, Tommy! What �s the story? Security guard spotted him covered in blood, dressed in SWAT gear. Son of a bitch didn �t say a word, just opened fire. - Guard OK? - He took one in the leg. Lost a lot of blood. Called for backup before he passed out. (Malloy) I see you, you see me. (helicopter pilot) You on the roof, id...
What the fuck is...? ! What �s the matter with you? ! It �s all right, everybody. A little accident. Everybody relax. What �s the matter with you? ! Whether you like it or not, you still got a life to live. It doesn �t end here. (house alarm) (Mary �s laughter) (distant siren) (Hendricks) Do you believe in reincarnati...